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Charlott And The 7 Frat Brother - Full HD Movie Uncut
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00:00Can I help you with something? I'm your new roommate. Roommate? But you're a girl. A woman.
00:04If you haven't noticed, this is a frat. It's against pan-hellenic rules for a girl to sleep over, let alone live here.
00:09I have nowhere to go. Look, she has nowhere else to go after this. She can stay. On one condition. No one touches her.
00:14I'm Wolf. You, uh, you around here? Wolf. Get the fuck away from her. Chase, what the hell?
00:21So much for no drama. Charlotte, if she's fair game, I deserve a shot. I like... She's not fair game, Everett.
00:27Obviously, I like you. A lot. It's killing me how much I like you. How much I want you.
00:32You want me? More than anything.
00:34Chase broke the rule that he made. He needs to be held accountable.
00:38Chase, care to explain why you're cozying up to the girl you called Cheerleader on steroids?
00:42Raven, don't. It's her or me. Take a shower with me.
00:46Hey, reminder, every second counts. Yes, yes, yes!
00:49It's been brought to my attention that your new roommate is a girl, Charlotte Withers.
00:54Someone talked. I bet I know who.
00:56The whole frat is going to get shut down because of me.
00:58I failed you as a leader. I'm stepping down.
01:00They're quitting on us?
01:02I failed it. I failed you as a leader.
01:04It's a new day for a high
01:18It's another day to drive
01:25Ew, Rose
01:29Good morning, gorgeous.
01:44Can I help you with something?
01:45Charlotte Withers.
01:47I'm your new roommate.
01:50Roommate?
01:51But you're a girl.
01:53Woman.
01:54Look, I think you got the wrong house, babe.
01:57They called and said we'd be subletting to some guy named Charles.
01:59Charles is short for Charlotte.
02:01Misunderstanding.
02:02See, the paperwork to renew my house thing got misplaced.
02:05This thing is really heavy.
02:07You mind if we just have this discussion inside?
02:09I don't think...
02:10Great.
02:11Excuse me, guys.
02:12Sorry.
02:14Okay.
02:16Okay.
02:17Dibs.
02:24Bro, you are so trash.
02:26Stop cheating, bro.
02:27I'm gonna watch this, watch this.
02:28You got it, Chee.
02:29Take your ill.
02:29I bet we made you.
02:30Take your ill, buddy.
02:32Goddamn.
02:32I'm gonna look at you as I'm playing.
02:35You regret that, watch this?
02:36Mm-hmm.
02:37Hit marker, really?
02:39Oh, Chee.
02:41Get...
02:42Yo, what the fuck?
02:45I'm in the middle of a very serious ass kicking.
02:47Oh, man, stop it.
02:48You're not whooping shit.
02:50Now watch me cook.
02:51Look, I wouldn't get too comfortable if I were you.
02:53There's no chance the prize lets you stay.
02:55Mm, we'll see about that.
02:58In the meantime, how about you introduce me to my new brothers?
03:03Okay.
03:05Uh, this is Miguel and Austin.
03:06Yes, Miguel, the certified ass chopper.
03:10Fuck, man.
03:11Fuck.
03:12Fuck.
03:13You were saying?
03:14Shut up, man.
03:15Uh, Tristan and Vincent are exchange students from Germany.
03:19They're still working on their English, though, so don't take their silence personally.
03:23I'm Darren, and this...
03:24Everett.
03:25Welcome to Croakington, sweetheart.
03:27I thought this was Theta Roe.
03:29Croakington's a nickname.
03:30For brothers only.
03:32Uh, guys, this is Charles.
03:35I guess she's...
03:37I'm your new roommate.
03:38Excuse me?
03:39Hey, Prez?
03:44Housing fucked up.
03:45This is Charles, our new sublet.
03:48Uh, Charlotte, it's nice to meet you.
03:51In case you haven't noticed, this is a frat.
03:54It's against pan-Hellenic policy for girls to sleep over, let alone live here.
03:58Wait, that's a real thing?
03:59I thought we were all just saying that so girls wouldn't try to cuddle after sex.
04:03You need to leave.
04:04I'd say pack your bags, but looks like you already got that covered.
04:10Jesus, not the waterworks.
04:12I'm sorry, I just...
04:14I have nowhere to go.
04:15My dad lives over four hours away, and I can't make this commute.
04:21Come on, Chase.
04:22She can stay one night.
04:25She can shack up with me?
04:26What do you say, Charles?
04:31Fine.
04:32Stop crying.
04:33One night.
04:34You're out tomorrow.
04:35Understand?
04:46Where's the kitchen?
04:59Oh, that's so disgusting.
05:02Seriously?
05:02You don't have a knife set?
05:09How do you cook?
05:11Ever hear of a dining hall?
05:13What about after college?
05:15I guess I'll just have to find myself a happy little homemaker like you, won't I?
05:22That doesn't go there.
05:24You think it's better?
05:26Just loose on the counter?
05:26I think it's pretty clear that when it comes to this house, you have no idea where things belong.
05:32Look at you two.
05:34Bickering like an old married couple.
05:35I'm gonna, yeah.
05:36I'm gonna, yeah.
05:50Why don't you leave well enough alone, huh?
05:52We don't need a maid.
05:53What do you do?
05:58Holy shit!
06:08No!
06:09Hallelujah!
06:14What is this?
06:17It's my way of expressing my appreciation.
06:21I know I'm putting you guys at risk by staying here, and I'm grateful.
06:26It's been a really, really tough year, so.
06:30And dig in.
06:40It's panko-crusted chevra, croquettes with quince, and prosciutto da parma overshaved fennel arugula salad.
06:49Cheese balls with meat, and this crazy green thing called salad.
06:54Yeah, I'm good.
06:56You won't even try it?
06:58You think I'll do anything you say just because you bat those doe eyes at me and flounce around in that cute little apron?
07:03I wasn't trying to...
07:04Your presence here threatens the existence of our charter, and I'll put my brother's well-being over a pretty face any day.
07:10So, checkout's new tomorrow.
07:12Enjoy your final supper.
07:13A closed door means occupied!
07:29Chill out, Charles.
07:30I'm not looking.
07:31I'm a gentleman.
07:32I am just grabbing my stash.
07:37Oh, yeah.
07:38Please, make yourself comfortable.
07:40I will.
07:41You know, if I have to listen to Austin argue about how a video game contest should be our philanthropy for one more minute, I will actually lose my fucking mind.
07:49Okay, you have to go.
07:50I was being sarcastic.
07:52Okay, well...
07:52Bye now.
07:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, Charles.
07:54There's something I really wanted to tell you.
07:57Purple might be my new favorite color.
08:00Such a gentleman.
08:02Have a good night.
08:03Bye.
08:03Bye.
08:04Oh, my God.
08:10What are you doing today?
08:12What?
08:14Fuck me.
08:16Oh, shit.
08:17Did I die in my sleep and wake up in heaven?
08:20Oh, shit.
08:21Is this a real food?
08:23Always start your day with a real breakfast, not refined sugar.
08:27I'm looking at you, Vincent.
08:28No.
08:30I'm going to get our mother in Frankfurt.
08:34Didn't see.
08:34Cinnamon rolls are cooling in the oven.
08:37Enjoy.
08:39It's cold!
08:41Gotta get the OJ.
08:46Oh, my God.
08:52I've never had pancakes that taste like this.
08:54Bro, this orange juice is freshly fucking squeezed.
08:58And she took out the pulp.
09:00Damn.
09:01Let my mom do that for me.
09:02Oh, just like with all my girl.
09:05I ain't serious.
09:06Okay, are we done?
09:08We still haven't settled on our philanthropy.
09:10And look, I still think that we could do the...
09:12Nope.
09:13We're not going to do an open mic night.
09:14You practicing your tight five doesn't count as charity.
09:17Beg to differ.
09:19Any other suggestions?
09:22I got it.
09:23Remember that TikTok I sent you about those guys in the UK serving bachelorette parties naked?
09:27Yeah, about that.
09:28Is there something that you need to share with the group?
09:31Fuck off.
09:32No, I'm saying we serve tickets to a fancy dinner and serve it boys and buff style.
09:37I've looked into a dinner service before.
09:40It's too expensive.
09:40We can't afford to hire a chef.
09:42We already have one in the house.
09:47Chef Charlotte.
09:48Have you lost your mind?
09:50Have you tried her food?
09:51It's right, Prez.
09:52You ain't never had bacon like this.
09:54What makes you think she would help us, huh?
09:57She would if we let her stay.
10:01No.
10:02No.
10:02No way.
10:03We don't need her.
10:04Chase, come on, man.
10:05We've under-raised for philanthropy every year.
10:08We're getting fined.
10:09I'd rather get fined than lose to fret.
10:11It's against the rules.
10:12You guys want us to get our charter taken away?
10:14Am I really the only one here who gives a shit about Crokington?
10:17Why are you the only one that has a problem with this?
10:20Admin's the one that put Charles here in the first place.
10:22Right?
10:23Plus, your dad's the dean.
10:24He'll bail us out.
10:25You want to bet?
10:26Okay, then we keep it a secret.
10:28It's a win-win.
10:29We raise our shit's on the money for charity,
10:30and Charlotte gets to stay.
10:33Look, she has nowhere else to go after this.
10:35It's not our problem.
10:36I said no.
10:37Fucking dictatorship again.
10:39What was that?
10:39It's a good idea, Chase.
10:41Come on, you know it is.
10:42Fine, she can stay.
10:53Let's go, let's go, let's go.
10:54On one condition.
10:57No one touches her.
10:58I don't want us fighting over a girl.
11:00If I find out that anyone,
11:02it's more than just the roommate,
11:03her and that brother are out.
11:07Got it?
11:08Got it.
11:09Scout's on her.
11:10I'm going to tell you the good news.
11:11No, you stay.
11:12I'll go.
11:15You tried.
11:16You tried.
11:17Dude, he doesn't find out.
11:29Change of plans.
11:31You can stay.
11:33Wait, seriously?
11:34But I just...
11:35Rule number one,
11:36you don't tell anyone that you live here.
11:38Rule number two,
11:39you cook.
11:40Excuse me?
11:41For our philanthropy events.
11:42Every year,
11:43all the frats and sororities raise money
11:45to help kids get more access
11:46to school lunches.
11:47We want to do a dinner service,
11:49but we need a chef.
11:51Deal?
11:52Deal.
11:52Deal.
11:53Come on, I don't bite.
12:03But I do.
12:07Don't get it twisted, Charlotte.
12:09I'm not doing this for you.
12:11I'm doing this for the frat.
12:13Loud and clear, sir.
12:14You're breakfast cakes were so delicious.
12:28You're breakfast cakes were so delicious.
12:40How I can make?
12:43Family secret.
12:45Damn, girl.
12:46I don't know if you're a milk worker or something,
12:48but that is the most he said all semester.
12:50It's a conversation here that's not so stimulating.
12:54Oh.
12:55Okay.
12:56All right.
12:56Don't do that.
12:57Come on.
12:58What?
12:58Smile?
12:59I'm thankful is all.
13:01You have to forgive, Chase.
13:02All he responds to is brooding.
13:04Mm.
13:08Okay.
13:12So, I'm happy to take the lead on all things kitchen,
13:16but rats live better than you boys.
13:20So, as far as the house goes,
13:22it'll be a team effort.
13:24Okay.
13:25What do you want us to do?
13:27Hmm.
13:28We're making lists.
13:33Aw.
13:34How nice.
13:34So.
13:44This has gotta go.
13:46Seriously?
13:47It's motivational.
13:53Honestly, it's kind of like Call of Duty.
13:55Oh, let's go.
13:57I'm like a one-man army out here.
13:59Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire.
14:01Okay.
14:01Never mix bleach in anything ammonia-based.
14:04You'll make a chloramine gas.
14:05Seriously?
14:07Oh, sick.
14:12Not mattress on the floor.
14:14Yeah.
14:15No headboard.
14:16Let's just keep breaking them.
14:18Do you need a demonstration?
14:19I need your credit card.
14:22How about I take you to dinner instead?
14:26Oh, oh, Chase.
14:27I found some surprisingly decent curtains in storage.
14:31I can put them up for you if you like.
14:33Here's another rule for you.
14:35You know what's good for you?
14:36Let's stay out of my room.
14:37Hmm.
14:38Trust me, that's the last place I want to be.
14:43I'm sure.
14:55Come in.
15:02Sorry I'm late.
15:03I expected as much.
15:05You've always kept your mother and I waiting.
15:08You were two weeks past your due date.
15:10Okay.
15:11I apologized.
15:12What do you want?
15:13I want you to get serious about your future, son.
15:16Have you given any more thought to Oxford?
15:19I told you I'm not interested.
15:21Do you know how many strings I pulled to get you that offer?
15:23I don't want to be an academic, Dad.
15:25I'm sorry to disappoint you yet again, but I'm not wasting another 10 to 15 years on a PhD program.
15:30Oh, so you'd rather waste four years of undergrad partying?
15:35I should never have let you join that fraternity.
15:38I want you out.
15:40I am not a child.
15:42You can't tell me what to do anymore.
15:44Maybe not.
15:45But I refuse to let you throw away your inheritance on such nonsense.
15:49You don't think I know how much money you're pulling out of your bank account and putting into this distraction?
15:54If I see so much as a charge for a six-pack, I will shut your accounts down.
16:01And in the meantime, I will urge you to give serious thought to grad school.
16:12Dismissed.
16:31Okay, house meeting right now.
16:40That means you out.
16:41You're not a member of this house.
16:42She's out.
16:45Excuse me.
16:52The fuck was that?
16:53I'm Tehran, House President.
16:55Was?
16:55Shut the fuck up, sauerkraut.
16:57Listen to me, boys.
16:58We got to get serious about what we bring to campus.
17:00Everybody needs to step up.
17:02We got to do 25% for philanthropy, plus bills and house dues.
17:06I can't keep covering this shit, okay?
17:08My dad is out for blood.
17:10He'll do anything to...
17:12Fucking hell.
17:18Chase.
17:19If you need help with the bills, just tell us.
17:23We're brothers.
17:24You don't have to do this alone.
17:26And it's not Charlotte's fault.
17:28This place was fucked before she even stepped foot in here.
17:31You need to go apologize.
17:32You need to go apologize.
17:49What now?
18:02Come to yell at me some more?
18:04I wanted to say I'm sorry.
18:06I had a shit day and I took it out on you.
18:10It wasn't fair.
18:13Apology accepted.
18:15You know, when I'm having a bad day, I cook.
18:18You cook every day.
18:22I've had a lot of bad days.
18:28Come here.
18:35What do I do with this?
18:36Take out that frustration.
18:40Go ahead.
18:44No, not like that.
18:46What?
18:46Like you mean it.
18:49Look like this.
18:52Doctor.
18:53Like that?
18:54Yeah.
18:55That's perfect.
18:57Stop.
18:58Okay, stop.
19:04Now try it.
19:05I think I'll pass on the salmonella.
19:13Thanks.
19:15Mr. President, afraid of a little batter?
19:18Okay.
19:22Hey, babe.
19:23Well, hello there.
19:24You're the girl who's renting the room here, right?
19:30Yes.
19:31I'm Raven.
19:32Kappa Kappa President and Crokington Sweetheart.
19:36So, what's your name?
19:38Charlotte.
19:39I'm almost done with this.
19:41You can have some when it's done, if you want.
19:43Is that dark chocolate?
19:47The guys hate dark chocolate.
19:49They seem to like it fine.
19:51I'm sure they just didn't want to hurt your feelings.
19:54Why don't we go upstairs?
19:55I have council business to discuss.
19:58I think you're showing up now.
20:15Oh, you better not.
20:18And it's a burnish, Oda.
20:20What's she saying?
20:21Hello?
20:22Hi.
20:22Morning.
20:23I'm about to start breakfast.
20:24Who here wants eggs?
20:26I made breakfast already.
20:27Gotta keep my boys happy.
20:29Oh, my God.
20:29But I totally forgot about you.
20:31No leftovers.
20:33Maybe.
20:34Oh, um.
20:35That's fine.
20:36I can make something.
20:38Would you mind cleaning up, too?
20:39I've got my hands full.
20:41Oh, it's raining!
20:42Yes!
20:44See you, baby!
20:45Sure, yeah.
20:46Ugh.
20:47You're the best.
20:53You're going down, part two.
20:57You're spying on me?
21:11I prefer to call it keeping an eye on an outsider who's yet to prove trustworthy.
21:15I'm not the one telling my girlfriend about our arrangement.
21:18She's not my girlfriend.
21:20We fuck sometimes.
21:21That's all.
21:23Is that a blush?
21:25So innocent.
21:27You're not a virgin, are you?
21:30That's none of your business.
21:32Thank you very much.
21:33What?
21:47I can feel you staring.
21:49What do you want?
21:51Why don't you have a place to live anymore?
21:54It's complicated.
21:57I'm all ears.
21:57I was living with my best friend, but she got into this top culinary program called RCA.
22:10We were supposed to go together, but I got waitlisted.
22:17I never applied for housing, and here I am.
22:21Go on.
22:26Tell me how stupid I am.
22:28How only an idiot wouldn't have a backup plan.
22:31How unfair it is that you have to suffer because of my bad decisions.
22:38I wouldn't call it suffering.
22:41No?
22:41I mean, yes.
22:44Your endless optimism is very annoying.
22:47And if anyone from the school found out you were living here, we'd all be on our asses.
22:52But the boys are happy.
22:57And the house has never been cleaner.
23:02Does this mean you'll stop throwing away the food that I leave for you?
23:07Not a chance, sunshine.
23:09Why?
23:10It's gross.
23:11No, it's not.
23:14You're ridiculous.
23:24Attention!
23:26Attention, everyone.
23:27I officially call forward Charles Withers on the behalf of Crokington Game Night.
23:33Oh, schon wieder spiel.
23:35Men do not need games to drink.
23:38Only boys do.
23:39Oh, nein!
23:41It's my turn to pick.
23:42Ah, ah, ah, ah.
23:44Charles.
23:45She's our guest of honor.
23:46She gets to pick.
23:48Fuck it.
23:49Pick a game?
23:50I like Monopoly.
23:53No, Charlotte.
23:55Not that kind of game.
23:58This is very serious work, Charles.
24:00Mm-hmm.
24:01Passed down by our Greek forefathers for generations.
24:05Gentlemen.
24:07Lady.
24:08This is king's cup.
24:11This is a king's cup.
24:18What?
24:18what the fuck bro bro you always pull the jackie you make the shittiest rules what can i say
24:27the king's cup gods they they favor me a new rule sudden death pong whoever sinks it
24:36is kiss charles as rule maker i will go first okay relax big guy she's not a piece of meat
24:42nobody touches her excuse me you are not the boss of me i defend my own honor thank you
24:48how about this if i sink it i don't have to kiss any of you
24:54you know what there's fair racking princess
25:00that's a damn shame you ready to fall in love gorgeous
25:18chase you're up pass what are you chicken
25:41what are you chicken
26:04am i interrupting not at all
26:12my turn
26:27four
26:32whores
26:34drink up charlotte
26:36darren i wanted to oh my god i'm so sorry
26:49i'm just okay all right okay i'm sorry
26:53uh did you still want to do dinner
27:07darren i never would have i didn't know you had someone over
27:17uh yeah yeah that's val
27:20she's in my cal class and i've been kind of flirting for a couple months now
27:25finally got the courage to ask her out
27:28and yeah she seems really sweet she is she is but now she thinks maybe you are coming in
27:37because you and i are what no she has to understand i i can't tell her you're living
27:45here it's fine what are you working on it's it's for boys in the buff i'm playing with the
27:52menu wait let's go back how can i fix this i know you didn't mean it it's fine really
28:10uh hi hey so you want to talk about the other night or what's there to talk about
28:26maybe how we almost kissed and you've been avoiding me ever since i haven't been avoiding you
28:31i've been busy right making the world's saddest sandwiches what's wrong with ham and cheese
28:40what did you learn to cook anyway my mom
28:51she was one of the best chefs in the country actually
28:56so she taught you um not exactly she died when i was young but i watched every video she was ever in
29:04and she had this notebook full of recipes and notes sorry charlotte jesus
29:15how are you you know you're always so happy
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