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00:00:00Can I help you with something?
00:00:01I'm your new roommate.
00:00:02Roommate?
00:00:03But you're a girl.
00:00:04Woman.
00:00:05If you haven't noticed, this is a frat.
00:00:06It's against pan-hellenic rules for a girl to sleep over, let alone live here.
00:00:09I have nowhere to go.
00:00:10Look, she has nowhere else to go out with this.
00:00:12She can stay.
00:00:12On one condition.
00:00:14No one touches her.
00:00:14I'm Wolf.
00:00:15You, uh, you around here?
00:00:17Wolf.
00:00:18Get the fuck away from me.
00:00:19Chase, what the hell?
00:00:21So much for no drama.
00:00:23Charlotte, if she's fair game, I deserve a shot.
00:00:25I like...
00:00:26She's not fair game, Everett.
00:00:27Obviously, I like you.
00:00:28A lot.
00:00:30It's killing me how much I like you, how much I want you.
00:00:32You want me?
00:00:33More than anything.
00:00:35Chase broke the rule that he made.
00:00:37He needs to be held accountable.
00:00:38Chase, care to explain why you're cozying up to the girl you called cheerleader on steroids?
00:00:42Raven, don't.
00:00:43It's her or me.
00:00:45Think of Charlotte, me.
00:00:46Hey, reminder.
00:00:47Every second counts.
00:00:48Yes, chef!
00:00:49It's been brought to my attention that your new roommate is a girl, Charlotte Withers.
00:00:54Someone talked.
00:00:55I bet I know who.
00:00:56The whole frat is going to get shut down because of me.
00:00:58I failed you as a leader.
00:01:00I'm stepping down.
00:01:00They're quitting on us?
00:01:01It's a new day for a high.
00:01:18It's another day to drive to get by.
00:01:27Oh, ew.
00:01:29Gross.
00:01:30Oh, yeah.
00:01:30I'm feeling up every second, every hour of the day.
00:01:35Good morning, gorgeous.
00:01:44Can I help you with something?
00:01:45Charlotte Withers.
00:01:47I'm your new roommate.
00:01:50Roommate?
00:01:51But you're a girl.
00:01:53Woman.
00:01:55Look, I think you got the wrong house, babe.
00:01:57They called and said we'd be subletting to some guy named Charles.
00:01:59Charles is short for Charlotte.
00:02:01Misunderstanding.
00:02:02See, the paperwork to renew my house thing got misplaced.
00:02:04And this thing is really heavy.
00:02:07You mind if we just have this discussion inside?
00:02:08I don't think...
00:02:10Great.
00:02:11Excuse me, guys.
00:02:12Sorry.
00:02:14Okay.
00:02:16Okay.
00:02:18Dibs.
00:02:24Bro, you are so trash.
00:02:26Stop cheating, bro.
00:02:27Watch this, watch this.
00:02:28You got it, G.
00:02:29Take your ill.
00:02:29I bet we made you.
00:02:31Take your ill, buddy.
00:02:32Goddamn.
00:02:32I don't look at you as I'm playing.
00:02:35Can you regret that, watch this?
00:02:36Mm-hmm.
00:02:38Hitmarker, really?
00:02:43Yo, what the fuck?
00:02:45I'm in the middle of a very serious ass-kicking.
00:02:47Oh, man, stop it.
00:02:48You're not whooping shit.
00:02:50Now watch me cook.
00:02:51Look, I wouldn't get too comfortable if I were you.
00:02:53There's no chance the prize lets you stay.
00:02:55Mm, we'll see about that.
00:02:58In the meantime, how about you introduce me to my new brothers?
00:03:03Okay.
00:03:05Uh, this is Miguel and Austin.
00:03:07Yes, Miguel, the certified ass-toupper.
00:03:09I'm alive.
00:03:10Fuck, man.
00:03:11Fuck.
00:03:12Fuck.
00:03:13You were saying?
00:03:14Shut up, man.
00:03:16Uh, Tristan and Vincent are exchange students from Germany.
00:03:19They're still working on their English, though, so don't take their silence personally.
00:03:23I'm Darren, and this...
00:03:25Everett.
00:03:26Welcome to Croakington, sweetheart.
00:03:28I thought this was Theta Rho.
00:03:29Croakington's a nickname.
00:03:31For brothers only.
00:03:32Uh, guys, this is Charles.
00:03:36I guess she's...
00:03:37I'm your new roommate.
00:03:38Excuse me?
00:03:42Hey, Prez.
00:03:44Housing fucked up.
00:03:45This is Charles, our new sublet.
00:03:49Uh, Charlotte.
00:03:50It's nice to meet you.
00:03:51In case you haven't noticed, this is a frat.
00:03:54It's against pan-Hellenic policy for girls to sleep over, let alone live here.
00:03:58Wait, that's a real thing?
00:03:59I thought we were all just saying that so girls wouldn't try to cuddle after sex.
00:04:04You need to leave.
00:04:05I'd say pack your bags, but looks like you already got that covered.
00:04:08Jesus, not the waterworks.
00:04:12I'm sorry, I just...
00:04:14I have nowhere to go.
00:04:16My dad lives over four hours away, and I can't make this commute.
00:04:21Come on, Chase.
00:04:22She can stay one night.
00:04:25She can shack up with me?
00:04:27What do you say, Charles?
00:04:27Fine.
00:04:32Stop crying.
00:04:34One night.
00:04:34You're out tomorrow.
00:04:35Understand?
00:04:46Where's the kitchen?
00:04:47Oh, that's so disgusting.
00:05:02Seriously?
00:05:08You don't have a knife set?
00:05:10How do you cook?
00:05:11Ever hear of a dining hall?
00:05:13What about after college?
00:05:15I guess I'll just have to find myself a happy little homemaker like you, won't I?
00:05:22That doesn't go there.
00:05:25You think it's better?
00:05:26Just loose on the counter?
00:05:27I think it's pretty clear that when it comes to this house, you have no idea where things belong.
00:05:32Look at you two.
00:05:34Bickering like an old married couple.
00:05:35I'm going to...
00:05:48Yeah.
00:05:50Why don't you leave well enough alone, huh?
00:05:52We don't need a maid.
00:05:53Holy shit!
00:06:07Shit!
00:06:08No!
00:06:09Hallelujah!
00:06:14What is this?
00:06:17It's my way of expressing my appreciation.
00:06:22I know I'm putting you guys at risk by staying here.
00:06:25And I'm grateful.
00:06:26It's been a really, really tough year.
00:06:28So thank you.
00:06:30And dig in.
00:06:32It's panko-crusted chevra, croquettes with quince, and prosciutto da parma overshaved venal arugula salad.
00:06:49Cheese balls with meat, and this crazy green thing called salad.
00:06:54Yeah, I'm good.
00:06:54You won't even try it?
00:06:58You think I'll do anything you say just because you bat those doe eyes at me and flounce around in that cute little apron?
00:07:03I wasn't trying to...
00:07:04Your presence here threatens the existence of our charter.
00:07:07And I'll put my brother's well-being over a pretty face any day.
00:07:10So, check out's noon tomorrow.
00:07:12Enjoy your final supper.
00:07:24A closed door means occupied.
00:07:29Chill out, Charles.
00:07:30I'm not looking.
00:07:31I'm a gentleman.
00:07:32I am just grabbing my stash.
00:07:38Oh, yeah.
00:07:38Please make yourself comfortable.
00:07:40I will.
00:07:41You know, if I have to listen to Austin argue about how a video game contest should be our philanthropy for one more minute, I will actually lose my fucking mind.
00:07:49Okay, you have to go.
00:07:50I was being sarcastic.
00:07:52Bye now.
00:07:53Wait, wait, wait, Charles.
00:07:54There's something I really wanted to tell you.
00:07:57Purple might be my new favorite color.
00:08:00Such a gentleman.
00:08:02Have a good night.
00:08:03Bye.
00:08:04Bye.
00:08:04Oh, my God.
00:08:10What?
00:08:14Fuck me.
00:08:16Oh, shit.
00:08:17Did I die in my sleep and wake up in heaven?
00:08:20Oh, shit.
00:08:21You get this here, I just go.
00:08:24Always start your day with a real breakfast, not refined sugar.
00:08:28I'm looking at you, Vincent.
00:08:31I thought we had to leave our mother in Frankfurt.
00:08:34Vincent.
00:08:34Sidmon rolls are cooling in the oven.
00:08:36Oh, my God.
00:08:39I've never had pancakes like this.
00:08:41Oh my god, I've never had pancakes I taste like this bro this orange juice is
00:08:56freshly fucking squeezed and she took out the pulp damn let my mom do that for me
00:09:02oh just like little my girl okay are we done we still haven't settled on our
00:09:09philanthropy and look I still think that we could do nope we're not gonna do an
00:09:14open mic night well you practicing your type 5 doesn't count as charity beg to
00:09:18differ any other suggestions I got it remember that tiktok I sent you about
00:09:25those guys in the UK serving bachelorette parties naked yeah about that is there
00:09:29something that you need to share with the group no I'm saying we serve tickets to a
00:09:34fancy dinner and serve it boys and buff style I've looked into a dinner service
00:09:39before it's too expensive we can't afford to hire a chef we already have one in
00:09:44the house have you lost your mind have you tried her food it's right press we
00:09:52ain't never had bacon like this what makes you think she would help us huh
00:09:57she would if we let her stay no no no way we don't need her
00:10:04jeez come on man we've under-raised for philanthropy every year we're getting
00:10:09fined I'd rather get fined than lose the fret it's against the rules you guys want
00:10:13us to get our charter taken away am I really the only one here who gives a
00:10:16shit about croakington why are you the only one that has a problem with this
00:10:19admin's the one that put Charles here in the first place right plus your dad's the
00:10:24Dean he'll bail us out you want to bet okay then we keep it a secret it's a win-win we
00:10:29raise a shit's on the money for charity and Charlotte gets to stay look she has
00:10:34no one else to go after this it's not our problem I said no fucking
00:10:38dictatorship again what was that it's a good idea chase come on you know it is
00:10:44fine she can stay on one condition no one touches her I don't want us fighting over a girl
00:10:59if I find out that anyone it's more than just the roommate her and that brother are out
00:11:06got it got it scouts on her I'm gonna tell you the good news no you stay I'll go
00:11:13you tried you tried
00:11:17change of plans you can stay wait seriously but it just number one
00:11:35you don't tell anyone that you live here rule number two you cook excuse me
00:11:40for our philanthropy events every year all the frats and sororities raise money to
00:11:45help kids get more access to school lunches you want to do a dinner service
00:11:49but we need a chef deal deal
00:11:52come on I don't bite
00:12:03but I do
00:12:06don't get it twisted Charlotte I'm not doing this for you
00:12:10I'm doing this for the frat loud and clear sir
00:12:15your breakfast cakes were so delicious how how I can make family secret
00:12:44damn girl I don't know if you're a miracle worker or something but that is the most he said
00:12:49all semester it's a conversation here it's not so stimulating
00:12:54all right don't do that come on what smile I'm thankful is all you have to forgive chase
00:13:02all he responds to his brooding mmm so I'm happy to take the lead on all things kitchen
00:13:16but rats live better than you boys so as far as the house goes it'll be a team effort
00:13:24okay what do you want us to do
00:13:26we're making lists
00:13:33this has gotta go seriously it's motivational
00:13:48honestly it's kinda like call of duty
00:13:55oh let's go I'm like a one man army out here
00:13:59fire fire fire fire fire
00:14:01okay never mix bleach in anything ammonia based
00:14:04you'll make a chloramine gas
00:14:05seriously
00:14:06oh sick
00:14:08not mattress on the floor
00:14:14yeah no headboard
00:14:16let's just keep breaking them
00:14:18do you need a demonstration
00:14:19I need your credit card
00:14:21how about I take you to dinner instead
00:14:23oh oh chase
00:14:27I found some surprisingly decent curtains in storage
00:14:30I can put them up for you if you like
00:14:32here's another rule for you you know what's good for you
00:14:36stay out of my room
00:14:37hmm
00:14:38trust me that's the last place I want to be
00:14:41I'm sure
00:14:56come in
00:15:02sorry I'm late
00:15:03I expected as much
00:15:05you've always kept your mother and I waiting
00:15:08you were two weeks past your due date
00:15:10okay I apologized
00:15:11what do you want
00:15:12I want you to get serious about your future son
00:15:15have you given any more thought to Oxford
00:15:18I told you I'm not interested
00:15:20do you know how many strings I pulled to get you that offer
00:15:23I don't want to be an academic dad
00:15:24I'm sorry to disappoint you yet again
00:15:26but I'm not wasting another 10 to 15 years on a PhD program
00:15:30oh so you'd rather waste four years of undergrad partying
00:15:35I should never have let you join that fraternity
00:15:38I want you out
00:15:39I am not a child
00:15:41you can't tell me what to do anymore
00:15:43maybe not
00:15:44but I refuse to let you throw away your inheritance on such nonsense
00:15:48you don't think I know how much money you're pulling out of your bank account
00:15:51and putting into this distraction
00:15:53if I see so much as a charge for a six pack
00:15:58I will shut your accounts down
00:16:01and in the meantime
00:16:03I will urge you to give serious thought to grad school
00:16:11dismissed
00:16:12okay house meeting right now that means you out you're not a member of this house
00:16:29shit
00:16:30she's
00:16:42she's
00:16:43out
00:16:44excuse me
00:16:46the fuck was that?
00:16:53anti-ran as president
00:16:54what?
00:16:55shut the fuck up sauerkraut
00:16:56listen to me boys
00:16:57we gotta get serious about what we bring to campus
00:16:59everybody needs to step up
00:17:01we gotta do 25% for philanthropy
00:17:03plus bills and house dues
00:17:05I can't keep covering this shit
00:17:07okay?
00:17:08my dad is out for blood
00:17:09he'll do anything to
00:17:10fucking hell
00:17:17chase
00:17:19if you need help with the bills
00:17:21just tell us
00:17:22we're brothers
00:17:23you don't have to do this alone
00:17:25and it's not charlotte's fault
00:17:27this place was fucked before she even stepped foot in here
00:17:30you need to go apologize
00:17:40what now?
00:18:01come to yell at me some more?
00:18:03I wanted to say I'm sorry
00:18:05I had a shit day and I took it out on you
00:18:08wasn't fair
00:18:12apology accepted
00:18:14you know when I'm having a bad day
00:18:16I cook
00:18:19you cook everyday
00:18:20I've had a lot of bad days
00:18:27come here
00:18:33what do I do with this?
00:18:35take out that frustration
00:18:37no, not like that
00:18:44what?
00:18:46like you mean it
00:18:47look like this
00:18:49faster
00:18:52like that?
00:18:54yeah, that's perfect
00:18:56stop
00:18:57okay, okay, stop
00:18:58okay, stop
00:19:04now try it
00:19:10I think I'll pass some salmonella
00:19:12thanks
00:19:15Mr. President, afraid of a little batter
00:19:18okay
00:19:19hey babe
00:19:20well, hello there
00:19:21you're the girl who's renting the room here, right?
00:19:29yes
00:19:30I'm Raven
00:19:31Kappa Kappa President and Crokington Sweetheart
00:19:36so, what's your name?
00:19:37Charlotte
00:19:38I'm almost done with this
00:19:40you can have some
00:19:41when it's done
00:19:42if you want
00:19:43is that
00:19:45dark chocolate?
00:19:46the guys hate dark chocolate
00:19:48they've seemed to like it fine
00:19:50I'm sure they just didn't want to hurt your feelings
00:19:53why don't we go upstairs?
00:19:55I have
00:19:56council business to discuss
00:20:11I think you're showing up now?
00:20:13I think you're showing up now
00:20:14ugh, you better not
00:20:16er is erbemlish, ora?
00:20:18erbemlish, ora
00:20:20what's she saying?
00:20:21hello
00:20:22morning
00:20:23I'm about to start breakfast
00:20:24who here wants eggs?
00:20:26I made breakfast already
00:20:27gotta keep my boys happy
00:20:29oh my god, but I totally forgot about you
00:20:31no leftovers
00:20:32maybe
00:20:34oh, um
00:20:35that's fine
00:20:36I can make something
00:20:37would you mind cleaning up too?
00:20:39I got my hands full
00:20:41oh, it's raining
00:20:42yes
00:20:43see you, baby
00:20:45sure, yeah
00:20:46ugh, you're the best
00:20:47you're going down part two
00:21:10spying on me?
00:21:11I prefer to call it keeping an eye on an outsider who's yet to prove trustworthy
00:21:15I'm not the one telling my girlfriend about our arrangement
00:21:18she's not my girlfriend
00:21:19we fuck sometimes
00:21:20that's all
00:21:23is that a blush?
00:21:24so innocent
00:21:26you're
00:21:27not a virgin, are you?
00:21:29that's
00:21:30none of your business
00:21:31thank you very much
00:21:32yes, thank you very much
00:21:46what?
00:21:47I can feel you staring
00:21:49what do you want?
00:21:51why don't you have a place to live anymore?
00:21:54it's complicated
00:21:55I'm all ears
00:21:56I'm all ears
00:22:02I...
00:22:03was living with my best friend
00:22:05but she got into this top culinary program called RCA
00:22:10we were supposed to go together
00:22:12but
00:22:13I got waitlisted
00:22:16I never applied for housing
00:22:18and
00:22:20here I am
00:22:24go on
00:22:26tell me how stupid I am
00:22:27how only an idiot
00:22:29wouldn't have a backup plan
00:22:30how unfair it is
00:22:32that you have to suffer
00:22:33because of my bad decisions
00:22:38I wouldn't call it suffering
00:22:39no?
00:22:43I mean yes
00:22:44your endless optimism
00:22:45is very annoying
00:22:47and if anyone from the school
00:22:48found out you were living here
00:22:49we'd all be on our asses
00:22:52but
00:22:54the boys are happy
00:22:56and the house has
00:22:57never been cleaner
00:22:59so
00:23:04does this mean you'll stop throwing away the food that I leave for you?
00:23:06not a chance, sunshine
00:23:07why?
00:23:10it's gross
00:23:12no it's not
00:23:14you're ridiculous
00:23:24attention!
00:23:26attention everyone!
00:23:27I officially call forward Charles Withers
00:23:30on the behalf of Crokington Game Light
00:23:33oh, schon wieder spiel
00:23:34men do not need games to drink
00:23:38only boys do
00:23:40nein!
00:23:41it's my turn to pick
00:23:43ah, ah ah ah
00:23:44Charles
00:23:45she's our guest of honor
00:23:46she gets to pick
00:23:48fuck it
00:23:49pick a game?
00:23:52I like Monopoly
00:23:54no Charlotte
00:23:55not that kind of game
00:23:57this is
00:23:58very
00:23:59serious work
00:24:00Charles
00:24:01passed down by our Greek forefathers
00:24:03for generations
00:24:05gentlemen
00:24:07lady
00:24:08thank you
00:24:09this
00:24:10is
00:24:11King's Cup
00:24:12whoo
00:24:13whoo
00:24:14whoo
00:24:15whoo
00:24:17whoo
00:24:18whoo
00:24:19whoo
00:24:20whoo
00:24:21whoo
00:24:22what?
00:24:23what the fuck bro?
00:24:24bro you always pull the jacket
00:24:25you make these shittiest rules
00:24:26what can I say
00:24:27the King's Cup Gods
00:24:28they
00:24:29they favor me
00:24:31a new rule
00:24:33sudden death pall
00:24:35whoever sinks it
00:24:36is to kiss Charles
00:24:38as rule maker
00:24:39I will go first
00:24:40ok relax big guy
00:24:41she's not a piece of meat
00:24:42nobody touches her
00:24:43excuse me
00:24:44you are not the boss of me
00:24:46I defend my own honor
00:24:47thank you
00:24:49how about this
00:24:50if I sink it
00:24:51I don't have to kiss any of you
00:24:56hmm?
00:24:57you know what?
00:24:58fair is fair
00:24:59racking princess
00:25:00thank you guys
00:25:11that's a damn shame
00:25:13ready to fall in love gorgeous?
00:25:23fuck
00:25:24hey Chase
00:25:25you're up
00:25:26pass
00:25:27what are you chicken?
00:25:28ooooo
00:25:31ooooo
00:25:32ooooo
00:25:36chase
00:25:37you're up
00:25:38pass
00:25:39what are you chicken?
00:25:41ooooo
00:25:43come on
00:25:44ooooo
00:25:45ooooo
00:25:47ooooo
00:25:49ooooo
00:25:51ooooo
00:25:53ooooo
00:25:55ooo
00:25:56okay Mr. Smee
00:26:02what are you... chicken?
00:26:08am I interrupting?
00:26:10not at all
00:26:12My turn.
00:26:32Four.
00:26:34Of course.
00:26:35Drink up, Charlotte.
00:26:42Darren, I wanted to...
00:26:48Oh my god!
00:26:49I'm so sorry!
00:26:50I'm just...
00:26:51Okay.
00:26:52Alright.
00:26:52Okay, I'm sorry.
00:27:05Uh, did you still want to do dinner?
00:27:12Darren, I never would've...
00:27:15I didn't know you had someone over.
00:27:18Uh, yeah.
00:27:19Yeah, that's Val.
00:27:21She's in my Cal class and been kind of flirting for a couple months now.
00:27:26I finally got the courage to ask her out.
00:27:28And, yeah.
00:27:31She seems really sweet.
00:27:33She is.
00:27:34She is.
00:27:34But now she thinks maybe you are coming in because you and I are...
00:27:40What?
00:27:42No, she has to understand that I...
00:27:44I can't tell her you're living here.
00:27:46It's fine.
00:27:47What are you working on?
00:27:50It's...
00:27:50It's for boys in the buff.
00:27:51I'm playing with the menu.
00:27:53Wait.
00:27:55Let's go back.
00:27:57How can I fix this?
00:27:59I know you didn't mean it.
00:28:02It's fine, really.
00:28:03Okay.
00:28:11Uh, hi.
00:28:16Hi.
00:28:19So, you want to talk about the other night?
00:28:23Or...
00:28:23What's there to talk about?
00:28:26Maybe how we almost kissed and you've been avoiding me ever since?
00:28:30I haven't been avoiding you.
00:28:31I've been busy.
00:28:33Right.
00:28:33Making the world's saddest sandwiches.
00:28:35What's wrong with ham and cheese?
00:28:36What did you learn to cook, anyway?
00:28:48My mom.
00:28:51She was one of the best chefs in the country, actually.
00:28:54So, she taught you?
00:28:57Um...
00:28:58Not exactly.
00:29:01She died when I was young.
00:29:03But I watched every video she was ever in.
00:29:05And she had this notebook full of...
00:29:09recipes and notes.
00:29:12Sorry, Charlotte.
00:29:13Jesus.
00:29:15How are you...
00:29:17You know, you're always so...
00:29:19Happy.
00:29:21Um...
00:29:22Better to be happy than miserable.
00:29:23Right?
00:29:27What about you?
00:29:29Is there a reason you walk around with a permanent scout?
00:29:33It's, you know, family stuff.
00:29:37Not like you, though.
00:29:40Shit.
00:29:41That came out wrong.
00:29:41I'm sorry.
00:29:43Your dad's Dean Tucker, right?
00:29:46It can't be easy.
00:29:47Yeah, he thinks any career that's not academia is pointless.
00:29:51All careers are important.
00:29:52Not to him.
00:29:54He hates that I'm in a frat.
00:29:55Leading a frat.
00:29:58How about your mom?
00:29:59She left us a long time ago, but whatever.
00:30:03I mean, if you love to cook so much, why not just follow in your mom's footsteps?
00:30:05I tried.
00:30:08She was in that RCA program I told you about.
00:30:12But I obviously didn't get in, so...
00:30:15So you're giving up?
00:30:16I'm not good enough.
00:30:20Okay?
00:30:23Let's just leave it at that.
00:30:24Okay, so I made you these soccer points.
00:30:35These are the projections for the boys in the bus.
00:30:37I've handled the pitch before.
00:30:38Yeah, but this is Whole Foods.
00:30:40This could level up our whole event.
00:30:41I know that.
00:30:42I got it.
00:30:48Yes, Chase is very much interested.
00:30:50And what about the door?
00:30:51Well, yes, I know this is a massive opportunity, not only for him, but for our school as a whole.
00:30:56Well, I could not agree more.
00:31:00Well, I have taken it upon myself to make the decision for him.
00:31:03I see.
00:31:04Believe me, Chase is not going to bite the hand that feeds him.
00:31:08I'm very glad to hear that.
00:31:08Yes, yes.
00:31:10We'll speak soon.
00:31:18Cassandra?
00:31:19Yes, Dean Tucker?
00:31:20Please pull up all of Chase's banking statements.
00:31:23Will do.
00:31:24So, I want to start off with squash blossoms, candied bacon, maybe oysters for cocktail hour.
00:31:31Moving on, cucumber soup is very in, and a classic French onion.
00:31:35For mains, we do monkfish, roasted quail, or duck.
00:31:40Hmm.
00:31:41What about vegetables?
00:31:44I'm so proud of you for asking.
00:31:47I'm still toying with ideas.
00:31:50Hey.
00:31:51How'd it go?
00:31:52Not good.
00:31:53We took the meeting because of my last name, but he was on his phone the entire time.
00:31:57We'll have to find another sponsor.
00:31:58Fucking hell.
00:32:00Hey.
00:32:01I did what I could to help.
00:32:02What are you doing?
00:32:03Playing chef?
00:32:05Not playing anything.
00:32:07I'm trying to salvage our philanthropy.
00:32:09You'd think our president would be trying to do the same.
00:32:12You got something to say?
00:32:13Obviously.
00:32:15So say it.
00:32:15Okay.
00:32:17Come on.
00:32:19Forget the meeting.
00:32:21You'll get him next time.
00:32:23Let's go out.
00:32:25I think we could all blow off some steam.
00:32:29What do you think?
00:32:31All right.
00:32:32Good idea.
00:32:33Good idea.
00:32:42What are you drinking?
00:32:48Uh, daiquiri sounds good.
00:32:50Yeah.
00:32:52We had eight beers and eight shots of tequila.
00:32:54You got it.
00:32:55You are such a stereotype.
00:32:57You can get stuff that tastes good.
00:33:00Yeah.
00:33:00I'm not here because I want it to taste good.
00:33:02Here to get drunk.
00:33:03You are just a fun sucker.
00:33:05Just call me a fun sucker?
00:33:07I did.
00:33:08You don't know fun.
00:33:09And you do, huh?
00:33:11Tell me, sunshine.
00:33:12What do you do for fun?
00:33:13There's that blush again.
00:33:17What kind of fun are you thinking about, huh?
00:33:21Hey, who's ready for a game of darts, huh?
00:33:27Whoa!
00:33:29All right.
00:33:29All right.
00:33:30All right.
00:33:31Come on, next up.
00:33:31It's my turn.
00:33:33Let's go, sweet cheeks.
00:33:34This should be good.
00:33:35I'm terrified.
00:33:36Can't wait for this.
00:33:37Okay.
00:33:38Any day now.
00:33:39Stop.
00:33:41Oh!
00:33:43All right.
00:33:45Dinner's won.
00:33:48All right.
00:33:51Boo!
00:33:52Show off.
00:33:53Fuck you guys.
00:33:53Next round on me.
00:33:55Hey!
00:33:57Charles!
00:33:58Charles.
00:34:01Hello.
00:34:03Could I have eight shots of tequila, please?
00:34:06And put it on Withers.
00:34:09How's it going?
00:34:18Good.
00:34:20I'm Wolf.
00:34:22You, uh, you around here?
00:34:25No.
00:34:25Just not really a bar girl.
00:34:27Not really a bar girl?
00:34:29What kind of girl are you?
00:34:31Uh, in this moment?
00:34:32Yes.
00:34:33A very tipsy one.
00:34:34Very tipsy one.
00:34:35Wow.
00:34:36Wow.
00:34:38Let me help you with those then, okay?
00:34:40Are you sure?
00:34:41I insist.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:45Thank you very much.
00:34:47You're very welcome.
00:34:48All righty, let's go.
00:34:51Where did you even come from?
00:34:52I'm serious.
00:34:52What fucking planet are you from?
00:34:54Guys, this is Wolf.
00:34:56Get the fuck away from me.
00:34:58Chase, what the hell?
00:34:59What is your problem?
00:35:00Yeah, chill out, man.
00:35:02Run away, little dog.
00:35:03Nice accent.
00:35:06You should go fuck off back to the fatherland.
00:35:08Okay, which drinks did he touch, huh?
00:35:09Okay, I don't know.
00:35:10What is going on?
00:35:11Don't you dare come meet her again.
00:35:12What are you, her keeper?
00:35:14Chase, what is your problem?
00:35:15Stay out of this, Charlotte.
00:35:16No!
00:35:16You are not the boss of me.
00:35:18Or anyone here, for that matter.
00:35:22No.
00:35:23Charlotte.
00:35:25Is, uh, Raven here?
00:35:27Or things not so sweet with your sweetheart anymore.
00:35:30Leave her alone, too, Wolf.
00:35:31The men of SIGCHI will gladly take her off your hands if you'll trade her out.
00:35:35Talk to either of them again.
00:35:37I swear to God you'll regret it.
00:35:39We'll see.
00:35:41Oh, come on, baby.
00:35:43Come on, baby, you know what I want.
00:35:45Oh!
00:35:50Darren, please tell me you brought the Advil.
00:35:52Uh, it's Chase.
00:35:53I just wanted to check up on you, but if you want Darren, I could go get him.
00:35:58Uh, no.
00:36:03I think I'm officially a one-glass-of-wine-at-dinner kind of girl.
00:36:07Not shots.
00:36:09Yeah.
00:36:10Um, I'm sorry I yelled at you before.
00:36:14Yeah, what was that?
00:36:15Wolf and the SIGCHI guys have a reputation of spiking drink.
00:36:19Oh, my God, seriously?
00:36:21Yeah, they're not good guys.
00:36:23The school just lets them get away with it?
00:36:25They have some of the biggest donors on campus.
00:36:27I mean, the Ballard Business School is literally named after Wolf's family.
00:36:30Oh, that is so messed up.
00:36:34Oh, my God.
00:36:35Hey, hey, you're okay.
00:36:36Okay.
00:36:39Mm.
00:36:41Mm.
00:36:46All right.
00:36:49Got to look at me.
00:36:52It's just a little puke.
00:36:53Evan said the best of us.
00:36:54Oh, it's so embarrassing.
00:36:56I'm embarrassed.
00:36:57Here.
00:36:59You take care of everyone else here, so...
00:37:02Time that someone returns a favor.
00:37:03Thank you for everything.
00:37:19Somebody down?
00:37:22Yes, it is.
00:37:26I have to go.
00:37:26Boys, food's ready.
00:37:43Yeah, ooh, baby!
00:37:45Okay, quiet.
00:37:46Breakfast.
00:37:47Yes.
00:37:48Quiet.
00:37:49I'm over, are we?
00:37:50A little.
00:37:51Mm-hmm.
00:37:52You'll get used to it.
00:37:55So, I met the owner of the bar last night.
00:37:58We totally hit it off.
00:37:59Whoa, seriously?
00:38:00You were hammered.
00:38:00He was hitting on you?
00:38:01No, not like that.
00:38:02Okay.
00:38:04He wants to sponsor you guys.
00:38:06He's donating $5,000.
00:38:08Oh, my God.
00:38:09Oh, my God.
00:38:10Hey, that's pretty cool.
00:38:13Is that okay?
00:38:15I was just trying to help, but if you don't think it's a good idea...
00:38:17No, it is.
00:38:18I just kind of stole my thunder.
00:38:20I got us a sponsor who's going to donate $10,000.
00:38:24What?
00:38:25Hey!
00:38:26That's fucking wrong!
00:38:27That's incredible!
00:38:28I saw it.
00:38:29I knew you could do it.
00:38:31Really?
00:38:31Yeah!
00:38:32Ha-ha!
00:38:34That's good.
00:38:38Chase, wait up.
00:38:39Nope.
00:38:40I want to talk to you about the deal you made.
00:38:41Oh, it's great, right?
00:38:42I'll send you all the info tonight.
00:38:43No.
00:38:45I'm the treasurer.
00:38:46Why would you sign anything without talking to me first?
00:38:48And I'm president.
00:38:49Look, we needed a sponsor.
00:38:51I found one.
00:38:52What's the big deal?
00:38:53You'll still be the point for future contracts.
00:38:54So, president means you get to do whatever you want to without consulting anybody?
00:38:58You get to make your own rules, but you don't have to follow any of them?
00:39:01What are you talking about?
00:39:02Don't play dumb.
00:39:04Charlotte.
00:39:05You said she was off limits, right?
00:39:07That's your rule?
00:39:07Now you're flirting with her.
00:39:09I mean, you're practically fucking drooling over her.
00:39:12If she's fair game, I deserve a shot.
00:39:14I like her.
00:39:14She's not fair game, Everett.
00:39:16She's not game at all.
00:39:17Why don't you leave her out of your quest to fuck every girl on campus, yeah?
00:39:20Big guy?
00:39:21It's open.
00:39:34Is it safe?
00:39:35Yes, you dork.
00:39:37Come in.
00:39:37So, how are things going with Val?
00:39:48Uh, yeah, they're not.
00:39:50Um, I haven't asked her out again.
00:39:53I don't want to make her uncomfortable.
00:39:55I promise you are not the kind of guy that makes a girl uncomfortable.
00:40:01You really like her, don't you?
00:40:02Uh, she's so smart and really ambitious.
00:40:11You know, and she's so creative.
00:40:13She made this Galadriel costume for Comic-Con and she's amazing.
00:40:20Oh my god, Dee.
00:40:22If you really like her this much, you can't just let her go.
00:40:26You have to ask her out again.
00:40:31I have an idea.
00:40:32You're inviting her to Boys in the Buff.
00:40:39Let me help.
00:40:48Ever been to a frat party?
00:40:50We don't need frittatas.
00:40:51Maybe you do.
00:40:53Maybe less people would throw up in your lawn if they had something in their stomach besides alcohol.
00:40:58Besides, this will be good for Boys in the Buff.
00:41:00Yeah, I don't really think stale beer.
00:41:02Paid as well with a salmon biscuit.
00:41:04Well then, splurge on better beer.
00:41:08Did you just laughed at my actual joke?
00:41:10Okay, not because it was funny.
00:41:12It's just very you.
00:41:15You might not want to admit it, Chase Tucker, but you like me.
00:41:18Okay.
00:41:19Okay.
00:41:20Liking and not hating.
00:41:22Two very different things.
00:41:25Oh my god.
00:41:31Chase, what are you...
00:41:33What the hell is going on here?
00:41:38Chase?
00:41:39Chase, care to explain why you're cozying up to the girl you called cheerleader on steroids?
00:41:44Raven, don't.
00:41:44The girl you said was ruining the frat?
00:41:47You have no idea what you're talking about.
00:41:48This is none of your business.
00:41:50I don't think so.
00:41:50This became house business the second you told everyone that she's off limits.
00:41:55You said that?
00:41:56I just didn't want you to come in between the brothers.
00:41:58I didn't want there to be any fighting.
00:42:00Not that she's anything worth fighting over.
00:42:05I'm not your property that you can make decisions for.
00:42:11What is your problem?
00:42:13I don't like to share.
00:42:14Bites like these and many others will be served next weekend at Boys in the Buff dinner.
00:42:36Buy your tickets at the front.
00:42:38Uh, naked guys.
00:42:40Crab cakes.
00:42:41What more could you ask for?
00:42:43Hey, can I talk to you for a second?
00:42:50Yeah, sure.
00:42:57So, how are you feeling?
00:43:02I don't know.
00:43:04I guess, weirdly violated.
00:43:08Look, I don't want to defend the guy, but it makes sense.
00:43:14I mean, this is a frat house.
00:43:17I mean, we're all a bunch of dogs and you...
00:43:19You are the most beautiful girl any of us have ever seen in our lives.
00:43:26Come on, Everett.
00:43:28I'm serious.
00:43:31So am I.
00:43:33I...
00:43:34I mean, if Chase hadn't been so adamant, I...
00:43:38I would have told you sooner.
00:43:41I just...
00:43:43What?
00:43:43You...
00:43:45No, we're friends.
00:43:46Yeah, of course we are, but...
00:43:47Obviously, I like you.
00:43:51A lot.
00:43:56Yo, we need more punch!
00:43:58Oh, shit.
00:43:59Um, I have to go refill the punch.
00:44:01Um, let's talk later.
00:44:03Yeah, yeah, of course.
00:44:04There you are.
00:44:16Look, I need to talk to you, all right?
00:44:17I want to explain.
00:44:18Explain how you weirdly tried to control who I see?
00:44:21Go ahead.
00:44:22Explain to me how it's any of your business who I hook up with.
00:44:26That's my decision, Chase.
00:44:28So you want to, then?
00:44:29You want to hook up with someone in the house?
00:44:31That's not the point.
00:44:34I know you don't like me.
00:44:35That you think I'm a danger to your precious brotherhood.
00:44:39I just don't understand why.
00:44:41I...
00:44:41What did I do to you?
00:44:44What did you do to me?
00:44:45You drove me fucking crazy.
00:44:47Well, right back at you!
00:44:48Look, hey, come on.
00:44:50I do like you, okay?
00:44:52Hey, it...
00:44:53It's killing me how much I like you.
00:44:56How much I want you.
00:44:59You want me?
00:45:01More than anything.
00:45:22I don't know.
00:45:26What about the rules?
00:45:30Fuck the rules.
00:45:38Wait, where are we going?
00:45:39My room.
00:45:40I thought I wasn't supposed to go to your room if I knew it was good for me.
00:45:44Where did I tell you about the rules?
00:45:45Pick a side, don't think I...
00:45:49Are you fucking kidding me?
00:45:56I knew it.
00:45:57Damn it.
00:45:58Now I lost him 20 bucks.
00:46:00What?
00:46:00You guys bet on us?
00:46:01He got the vibes between you two.
00:46:03I just didn't think of the boss to do anything.
00:46:04It isn't funny!
00:46:06They broke the rules.
00:46:07They gotta go.
00:46:08What?
00:46:08I have to leave?
00:46:09No, no.
00:46:09You're not going anywhere.
00:46:10So what?
00:46:11Your own rules don't apply to you?
00:46:13Fucking hypocrite.
00:46:15All right, Evie's up.
00:46:16It's not like we actually want Charlotte or Chase to go.
00:46:18I'm sorry.
00:46:19It just happened.
00:46:20Get off me.
00:46:22House meeting.
00:46:23First thing tomorrow.
00:46:24So, as you guys know, last night, Chase and I...
00:46:41Won me $20.
00:46:43Thank you, Prez.
00:46:45Kissed.
00:46:46Right.
00:46:47So are you guys together now?
00:46:49All right, come on.
00:46:49Can we not do this?
00:46:50What do you intend with Charlotte?
00:46:52I don't know.
00:46:53You should know.
00:46:54Is this just casual?
00:46:55I feel like she deserves a no up front.
00:46:57Guys, we're just getting to know each other as more than housemates.
00:47:01Let's all take a breath.
00:47:04And what if he breaks your heart?
00:47:07And what if I break his?
00:47:10We're taking it one day at a time, okay?
00:47:15Seriously?
00:47:17That's it?
00:47:19This is ridiculous.
00:47:21Chase broke the rule that he made.
00:47:23He needs to be held accountable.
00:47:26Guys, come on.
00:47:31Fuck this shit.
00:47:39Come in.
00:47:39About earlier, um, that was...
00:47:48Intense.
00:47:49Yeah.
00:47:51Maybe you were right in the first place.
00:47:54I don't want to cause a fight.
00:47:55He'll be fine.
00:47:57Is that normal for him?
00:47:59When he doesn't get his way.
00:48:01Look, I don't want to talk about him.
00:48:02I don't want to talk about us.
00:48:08No.
00:48:09Or rather, not talk.
00:48:12Um, I think...
00:48:24What are you thinking?
00:48:30Never mind.
00:48:30I'll be right there.
00:48:44Seriously?
00:48:48Maybe we should get to know each other away from six other guys.
00:48:54What, like a date?
00:48:56Yeah.
00:48:57Like a date.
00:48:59Okay.
00:49:00Like a date.
00:49:01Okay, this is dumb.
00:49:14I shouldn't have brought you somewhere with bowling alley nachos.
00:49:16Let's go.
00:49:16It's okay.
00:49:18Don't overthink it.
00:49:19I don't normally.
00:49:22So we're trying to get to know each other, right?
00:49:26Ask me anything.
00:49:28Okay.
00:49:30Um, where are you from?
00:49:32Not too far.
00:49:33I grew up in Central California with my dad.
00:49:36Are you guys close?
00:49:37Kind of.
00:49:38He's been really struggling since my mom died.
00:49:41If I'm honest, never felt like there was enough room for me to also be sad.
00:49:46I'm sorry, Charlotte.
00:49:51What about your dad?
00:49:53Did you tell him you got the sponsorship?
00:49:55I want him to see it at the event.
00:49:58I don't know.
00:49:59Maybe if he sees it all together, then he'll get it.
00:50:03Well, even if he doesn't, you did an incredible job.
00:50:08You know that, right?
00:50:11And it's okay to disappoint your parents sometimes.
00:50:14It's your life.
00:50:17And you get to follow your passion.
00:50:24Did I cross a line?
00:50:26I like talking to you.
00:50:29I want to impress you.
00:50:30And this isn't very impressive.
00:50:34You're kidding, right?
00:50:37Chase, do you realize how intimidating you are?
00:50:40To you?
00:50:41The young Julia Child?
00:50:42How do you know about Julia Child?
00:50:46I might have Googled some important culinary figures.
00:50:49Mm-hmm.
00:50:50I just didn't think you'd want to hear about me only being into Guy Fieri and his cars.
00:50:55I watched Triple D all the time.
00:50:59Did you know he was a major donor to restaurant staff during lockdown?
00:51:03And I love his 1968 Camaro.
00:51:08Well, in that case, what do you say we go back to the house?
00:51:13Put some on in the background.
00:51:14Oh, there are some things I wish I never saw.
00:51:33Get out of here.
00:51:34But it's door night time.
00:51:35Charlotte, you promised.
00:51:39Please.
00:51:39You weren't kidding about no privacy, huh?
00:51:46Okay.
00:51:46I'm coming.
00:51:49Let's go.
00:51:50Oh, my God.
00:51:53Okay.
00:51:55Fine.
00:51:56Well, well, hello, boys.
00:52:10What's all this?
00:52:12Promotion.
00:52:13I'm going to set up on the quad.
00:52:14Get the word out about that fundraiser for our philanthropy.
00:52:17Oh, yes.
00:52:18Naked dinner.
00:52:19It's not.
00:52:20We have these, like, underwear briefs and aprons.
00:52:24You know, the bow ties.
00:52:25Yeah.
00:52:26Yeah.
00:52:26Classy event.
00:52:28Do you know how this is going to look, Chase?
00:52:30It's going to look like we're raising money for kids without lunches.
00:52:33It's going to look like we're helping them.
00:52:34This is not helping.
00:52:36You're just making a fool out of yourself.
00:52:39And who's paying for this event?
00:52:42We have sponsors.
00:52:43It's legit.
00:52:45Dean Tucker, if I may.
00:52:47It's actually a great idea.
00:52:49It's huge in Europe for events.
00:52:52Although they tend to have a more open acceptance than most men here.
00:52:56Yeah, this is true.
00:52:57In Germany, if we have no fear of penises.
00:53:00We love some.
00:53:02Just wait.
00:53:03It's going to...
00:53:03Charlotte, don't.
00:53:05And who exactly are you?
00:53:08This is Charlotte.
00:53:10She's a friend.
00:53:12A friend.
00:53:14Are you in some sorority as well?
00:53:16She's the chef.
00:53:18She'll be cooking everything for our event.
00:53:20Oh.
00:53:21Chef.
00:53:23What happened to Charles something or other?
00:53:26That new boy?
00:53:27He's at class.
00:53:28He'll be back later.
00:53:29Oh.
00:53:30What's he studying?
00:53:32English.
00:53:33Well, at least one of you has some decency.
00:53:36Well, I best be going.
00:53:39You enjoy yourself while you can, Chase.
00:53:43Goodbye, son.
00:53:44All right.
00:53:47Let's get these poses on the quad.
00:53:50We need to talk.
00:53:52We're kind of in the middle of something here.
00:53:54I've had some time to think about it, and I trust that we both enjoy what we've got going
00:54:06on here.
00:54:08So, I don't care if you see other people.
00:54:11Just...
00:54:12Not her.
00:54:15It's not really your call.
00:54:17You're not my girlfriend.
00:54:19You can't make those kind of demands on my...
00:54:20Maybe I wasn't clear enough.
00:54:23It's her or me.
00:54:28Seriously?
00:54:29I think...
00:54:32Maybe this thing between us has run its course.
00:54:36Okay?
00:54:36Things are complicated now.
00:54:37I need to focus on the house.
00:54:40You think you can just get rid of me?
00:54:42I'm still sweetheart.
00:54:44I'm not leaving my boys behind.
00:54:45I'm not asking you to.
00:54:47I just think that you and I are...
00:54:49We're still your sister house.
00:54:50That is, unless you want to lose all future parties and functions with us, too.
00:54:53We don't.
00:54:55Everything...
00:54:56Besides us...
00:54:58Stays the same.
00:55:00Well.
00:55:02In that case, why don't I give you a hand?
00:55:04No.
00:55:05You do not need to...
00:55:06I insist.
00:55:26Damn.
00:55:27My bad, bro.
00:55:28I'm sorry about them.
00:55:33Oh, thank you so much.
00:55:35Appreciate it.
00:55:36Um, we're hosting this event.
00:55:39It's called Boys in the Bath.
00:55:40You should come.
00:55:44Hi.
00:55:44Come to Boys in the Bath on February 5th.
00:55:46School.
00:55:46I saw the hands up!
00:55:57Here you go, beautiful.
00:56:01Hey, what'd I tell you about talking to her?
00:56:03So protective.
00:56:05How does that make you feel, Raven?
00:56:07You're ready to come to us yet?
00:56:08I'd never step foot in your disgusting frat.
00:56:12Oh, okay.
00:56:14So we're listening to rumors now.
00:56:16Speaking of, I heard one that there's a girl living in Theta Row.
00:56:22Doesn't that go against pan-Hellenic rules?
00:56:24You don't know what you're talking about.
00:56:26Then why has Charlotte been seen leaving the frat every morning?
00:56:29You need to leave, Wolf.
00:56:32Do you jump back to bed?
00:56:33Or are you someone's kept little house slut?
00:56:41Chase!
00:56:42Don't you ever speak to her like that!
00:56:43The fuck?
00:56:44So much for no drama.
00:56:48You're gonna regret that.
00:56:50You're fucking right.
00:56:50So you'll defend her honor, but not mine.
00:56:56Come on, Raven.
00:56:57You know we love you.
00:56:58Not as much as your new plaything.
00:57:00Little Miss Sunshine here turned all of you against me.
00:57:03I didn't do anything.
00:57:04Hey, I thought we agreed to keep things civil, Raven.
00:57:07But you know what?
00:57:07If you're gonna go that route,
00:57:09maybe we do need another sister sorority.
00:57:12What the fuck, Chase?
00:57:14Not your decision.
00:57:15We vote on shit like that.
00:57:18I deserve better than this.
00:57:20Enjoy my sloppy seconds.
00:57:28What the fuck is it?
00:57:42Thank you for sticking up for me.
00:57:46But violence is never the answer.
00:57:48Chase, I don't want you getting in trouble
00:57:50or ruining relationships for me.
00:57:52Stop.
00:57:53We're not gonna let Raven or that idiot ruin this.
00:57:56You're good for the frat.
00:57:58For the boys.
00:58:00Would I have any good for you?
00:58:03Would you have any good for me, Charlotte?
00:58:05I...
00:58:06No one has ever believed in me like you do.
00:58:08No one has ever stood up to me the way that you do.
00:58:11Or you made me laugh the way that you do, or...
00:58:14Made you nicer.
00:58:16God, what'd I do for you alone right now?
00:58:33Shit.
00:58:35What?
00:58:36What is it?
00:58:37No, that's my old roommate, Cassie,
00:58:39and the RCA admissions advisor.
00:58:41Hold on, I don't want them to see me.
00:58:42Why not?
00:58:44Because I'm embarrassed, okay?
00:58:45That was my mom's old advisor, too.
00:58:49I was supposed to be in easy acceptance,
00:58:51and I...
00:58:51I wasn't.
00:58:52Come on.
00:58:53I wasn't good enough.
00:58:54Maybe now's your time.
00:58:55I mean, I'm sure it could have been that bad, Sunshine.
00:58:56Don't pressure me, Chase.
00:58:58I'm going home.
00:58:59Come in.
00:59:14Hey.
00:59:16I saw you run off, but Chase wouldn't explain.
00:59:18You okay?
00:59:19It's not important.
00:59:21Do I need to beat him up for you?
00:59:22I was actually going to come find you.
00:59:31So, this is what I've been working on for Val.
00:59:35The one ring?
00:59:42So, the donut is chocolate-plated in edible gold,
00:59:46and you can bring it to her during dessert.
00:59:51This is amazing, Charles.
00:59:52Are you sure you'll have time for this?
00:59:55I told you I'd fix it.
00:59:57You need a big romantic gesture to win your dream girl back.
01:00:01You're the best.
01:00:04I'm so glad you moved in.
01:00:09Though, is it weird to give her the ring that's the symbolization of evil?
01:00:12Don't stop.
01:00:15Okay.
01:00:16So, I just have to pick up a few remaining things at the store,
01:00:19and then we're all set for the party.
01:00:20No, no, no.
01:00:21Send me a list.
01:00:22I got it.
01:00:24Seriously?
01:00:25That would be a huge help.
01:00:27Um, let me get you some cash.
01:00:29Don't worry about it.
01:00:30Chase covers stuff for the house like this all the time.
01:00:33Plus, Evan and I have access to his card.
01:00:36Okay.
01:00:36Cool.
01:00:38Of course.
01:00:47Oh, my God.
01:00:49I'm so sorry.
01:00:50I didn't realize someone was in here.
01:00:51Hand me that towel.
01:00:56Here.
01:00:58I didn't see anything.
01:01:00Well, I did.
01:01:02But not for very long.
01:01:04Oh, I don't mind.
01:01:08In fact, I want you to see.
01:01:09I'm still mad at you, you know.
01:01:22What can I do to earn your forgiveness?
01:01:25We could occur.
01:01:26Maybe say you're sorry.
01:01:32What if I show you instead?
01:01:33I would give up all my money.
01:01:49I would trade all of my gold.
01:01:53I would trade all of my gold.
01:01:54I would trade all of my gold.
01:01:54I would trade all of my gold.
01:01:55I would trade all of my gold.
01:01:57Bye.
01:01:58A reminder.
01:01:59Dinner is seven courses.
01:02:01Every second counts.
01:02:02Yes, chef!
01:02:03We are going to have to work together as one machine.
01:02:07Um, chef.
01:02:10I may have lost the uniforms.
01:02:12They are freshly laundered and laid out in each one of your rooms.
01:02:17Chase, Miguel, Austin, Darren, you'll arrange tables out back.
01:02:24Tristan and Vincent, you'll follow with decor.
01:02:27Remember that it's...
01:02:28Fish fork, dinner fork, salad fork, consulet.
01:02:31Excellent.
01:02:32Everett, you are in the kitchen with me for prep.
01:02:35Family dinner is 30 minutes before guests arrive.
01:02:39Ready?
01:02:40Yes, chef!
01:02:42Yes, chef.
01:02:45Let's do this.
01:02:50Take your shit.
01:02:52Okay?
01:02:53Nein, das Glas kommt oben rechts hin.
01:02:56Nein, da kommt das Weinglas hin.
01:02:59Das geht weg.
01:03:02Halt die Klappe!
01:03:02Oh, immer wieder mit...
01:03:04Halt, dein Klapp!
01:03:05Oh, you're giving me a headache with that shit.
01:03:07Please.
01:03:08Oh, speaking of loud,
01:03:10by the sounds of last night, you and Charlotte...
01:03:12You're good again?
01:03:13Oh, Jesus, Austin.
01:03:15That's basically our sister, dude.
01:03:17Yeah, no comment there either.
01:03:18I'm just saying, I'm all for it.
01:03:20You are a lot easier to be around these days.
01:03:24I wasn't that bad.
01:03:25You were.
01:03:27So, uh, is she your girlfriend yet?
01:03:29Right.
01:03:30Like I tell any of you idiots before talking to her.
01:03:32Come on.
01:03:33Come on, bro.
01:03:34Just admit you really like her.
01:03:38Fine.
01:03:39Yeah, I like her.
01:03:40Happy?
01:03:40Yeah.
01:03:41Whatever.
01:03:43Shut up.
01:03:44Come on.
01:03:44Let's keep this going.
01:03:45All right, boys.
01:03:50Uh, good.
01:03:51And then we'll cover them with water so they don't brown.
01:03:53Got it.
01:03:56Can we talk?
01:03:58You've been really short with me since the frat party.
01:04:01Yeah.
01:04:01I told you, I had a thing for you, and you blew me off and ran a chase, so what did you expect?
01:04:15Everett, I'm so sorry I made you feel that way.
01:04:18I just, if I'm being honest, I didn't think you were being serious.
01:04:26That's bullshit.
01:04:27You know, girls always say they want honesty, and then the second a guy finally gives it
01:04:33to them, they fuck off.
01:04:34Girls do want honest and nice guys.
01:04:37I like you, Everett.
01:04:40As a brother.
01:04:41As family.
01:04:42Family.
01:04:44Jesus, Charlotte.
01:04:46Hey, Ev.
01:04:47Let's get changed.
01:04:50Wait, Ev.
01:04:53Are we okay?
01:04:56Sure.
01:04:57Enjoy.
01:05:03Thank you, guys.
01:05:04Hey, thanks for coming.
01:05:06Seriously.
01:05:06Thank you, sir.
01:05:08Have some more drinks.
01:05:11Thanks for coming.
01:05:13Jesus Christ.
01:05:14Before you pass your final judgment, you should take a look at everything.
01:05:18I don't really think you want to know the entirety of my judgment.
01:05:22This is something only a child would do.
01:05:24A child?
01:05:25We had a goal and we're exceeding it.
01:05:27I'm proud of what we're doing.
01:05:29You should be ashamed.
01:05:30Do you know what you're giving up?
01:05:33Not only your own future, but the future of our family.
01:05:37You know what?
01:05:37I knew you were never going to give it a shot.
01:05:39Never mind the incredible food or the donors.
01:05:41Oh, the donors.
01:05:42Oh, so you're paying for this with donor money?
01:05:44Yeah.
01:05:45Well, then why did I just get a notification for a $600 charge from a specialty grocery store?
01:05:53What?
01:05:54I didn't buy anything.
01:05:55Then you're very careless and you let someone else use it.
01:05:58I am tired of funding this frivolity.
01:06:01No.
01:06:02From this moment on, you're cut off.
01:06:03No.
01:06:04No, you can't do that, okay?
01:06:06I will pay you back.
01:06:07With what money?
01:06:09My own?
01:06:11No.
01:06:11I will give you one week to turn this over to someone else.
01:06:14I don't care who it is.
01:06:16And then you will accept Oxford's offer.
01:06:20If not, well, then good luck with your business ventures.
01:06:31Hey, have you seen Darren?
01:06:36You good?
01:06:37What's wrong?
01:06:38Have you guys been using my card recently?
01:06:39Uh, yeah, I used it yesterday to pick up some stuff that Charlotte needed for the party.
01:06:44I have the receipts.
01:06:45Fuck.
01:06:47Was I not supposed to?
01:06:48You said to use it for anything house-related.
01:06:52Okay, look, I didn't want to tell anyone this.
01:06:55But my dad wants me to leave the frat.
01:06:58He knows that money's the only control he has over me.
01:07:00And that card that you guys used is linked to my inheritance.
01:07:03You guys used it, he got notified.
01:07:05He found the perfect excuse to cut me off.
01:07:08Fuck.
01:07:09What the hell?
01:07:11Why didn't you tell us?
01:07:12I was ashamed.
01:07:14All right?
01:07:15I thought I could handle it myself, but I just...
01:07:18We're your brothers, Chase.
01:07:20You should have come to us, and we could have...
01:07:22It's fine.
01:07:23I'll figure it out.
01:07:25You have to tell the others.
01:07:26No.
01:07:27I said, it's fine.
01:07:28I will figure it out.
01:07:29Charlotte just cut herself.
01:07:30You need to help her ASAP.
01:07:35Hey, what's wrong?
01:07:36Are you hurt?
01:07:37I'm fine.
01:07:38I told Miguel not to come get you.
01:07:39These things happen, and it can't...
01:07:41Okay.
01:07:43You're such a drama queen.
01:07:45You need to be more careful.
01:07:48What's wrong?
01:07:49You're hurt.
01:07:51That's not it.
01:07:53Look, I got into it with my dad earlier, all right?
01:07:55I really don't want to talk about it.
01:07:58There.
01:08:00Look.
01:08:02I'm here when we're ready.
01:08:10Oh, my God.
01:08:14I cannot be sanitary.
01:08:15Every time.
01:08:16Get out, man.
01:08:17I'd love to, but I can't find the cash box.
01:08:20What?
01:08:21What do you mean you can't find it?
01:08:22Miguel had it at the beginning of the night.
01:08:24He gave it to Tristan.
01:08:25And then he locked it up.
01:08:26Where did he lock it up at?
01:08:28There's a safe.
01:08:28In Chase's room.
01:08:31Think he was your dad?
01:08:32No.
01:08:32Chase, maybe now you should tell him.
01:08:33Look, my dad either wants me to drop the frat,
01:08:35or he's cutting me off.
01:08:36But stealing our philanthropy earnings?
01:08:38No.
01:08:38No, that's not his style.
01:08:39Wait, you can't quit.
01:08:40The guys need you.
01:08:41I have no choice.
01:08:42If he cuts me off, I can't afford tuition.
01:08:43They're quitting on us?
01:08:44I don't know what I'm doing, okay?
01:08:45Just give me a minute.
01:08:46God.
01:08:47Okay.
01:08:47Okay.
01:08:49One thing at a time.
01:08:50The cash box.
01:08:51Who has access?
01:08:53It's the three heads of council.
01:08:54So it's me.
01:08:54It's Philanthropy.
01:08:55It's Treasurer.
01:09:00You think Everett stole it?
01:09:02I don't know.
01:09:03No.
01:09:03There has to be some explanation, okay?
01:09:05He loves this fraternity just as much as you.
01:09:07He wouldn't do this.
01:09:09We have to find him and just...
01:09:11No worries, DT.
01:09:12He's right here, sir.
01:09:16You must...
01:09:17He said what of you?
01:09:18You must...
01:09:18Shh!
01:09:19I had a frog.
01:09:22We were looking for you.
01:09:24Ah, Chase.
01:09:27There you are.
01:09:29Dad, what are you still doing here?
01:09:31I thought you left.
01:09:32Charles isn't your new roommate, is he, son?
01:09:35Well, I mean, of course he is.
01:09:36What are you talking about?
01:09:37Well, it's been brought to my attention that your new roommate is a girl, Charlotte Withers.
01:09:43Where is she?
01:09:45Huh?
01:09:45Huh?
01:09:45So, do you mind if I take a look around?
01:09:52Not at all.
01:09:53Classy outfit.
01:09:56You too, Dad.
01:09:57Nice tie.
01:09:58Boys.
01:10:00What's all this, huh?
01:10:03Uh, that's, uh...
01:10:04That's...
01:10:05That's mine.
01:10:06You use facial toner?
01:10:08Yeah.
01:10:08Yeah.
01:10:09Yeah, I do.
01:10:10But just because it's pink, that doesn't mean man can use it, huh?
01:10:12That is not what I was involved.
01:10:14Well, it sounds like it.
01:10:15You know, I also use retinol, too.
01:10:16Oh.
01:10:17Yeah.
01:10:17You know, maybe...
01:10:19Just maybe...
01:10:20If you used it in your schedule, you wouldn't have so many wrinkles yourself.
01:10:24I'm just saying, T.T.
01:10:29Oh.
01:10:31What have we here?
01:10:32What is this?
01:10:34Ha ha.
01:10:35What are these products?
01:10:37Uh, we frequently have ladies over, and we want to make sure that they feel safe and taken care of.
01:10:43And they're good for nosebleeds.
01:10:45Yeah, nosebleed, huh?
01:10:48All right.
01:10:49That's enough.
01:10:51I'd like you to show me their room.
01:10:53You're telling me a boy lives in this room?
01:11:04It's made up like a hotel.
01:11:06Charles is from a military background.
01:11:08They're very organized and precise.
01:11:12And this romance novel?
01:11:16Hmm?
01:11:17He's an avid reader.
01:11:18Ah.
01:11:18Ha ha.
01:11:23Oh.
01:11:25Oh, oh, oh.
01:11:28Where is she?
01:11:29That belongs to Charles, okay?
01:11:30He's a very, very generous lover.
01:11:34All right.
01:11:34You know, most women can't get off without external stimulation.
01:11:37Please.
01:11:38This...
01:11:38I know a woman lives here.
01:11:45In this room.
01:11:46I will be reporting this to the Pan-Hellenic Council, and Theta Rho will be shut down.
01:11:52Well done, Mr. President.
01:11:54Is the cost is clear?
01:12:11Someone talked.
01:12:13I bet I know who.
01:12:14Look for anything, he's blocking my calls
01:12:18Mine too
01:12:19I still don't believe you'd do this
01:12:23Come on Charlotte, open your eyes
01:12:25He's been looking for a fight all semester, ever since you moved in
01:12:27This is all my fault
01:12:29No it's not, I didn't mean it like that
01:12:31No it is, and it's not just that
01:12:33Now the whole frat is going to get shut down because of me
01:12:35This isn't on you, we all agreed to have you here
01:12:37Uh guys, I think you should see this
01:12:40What is it?
01:12:41It's a receipt for a deposit into my bank account, what the fuck
01:12:45The sender is the fraternity with my signature
01:12:48He's trying to frame me
01:12:49Somebody give me something
01:12:54Anyone reach him?
01:12:56No
01:12:56Where could he be? Doesn't his family live close?
01:12:59I can't believe he set me up like this
01:13:01I would never steal from our charity
01:13:03Okay calm down, nobody thinks this is your fault
01:13:05Oh yeah? Tell that to my father
01:13:06And all the guests we had to send home
01:13:08Oh it's an unknown number, maybe it's Everett
01:13:10I have to quit
01:13:13I mean maybe if I do he'll at least leave you guys alone
01:13:16No, we'll figure this out, okay
01:13:18Just don't quit on us, we got you
01:13:20Was it Everett?
01:13:24No, it was RCA
01:13:26Apparently the advisor was here tonight
01:13:29Not only that, they were so impressed with Boys in the Buff
01:13:32That they offered me an interview
01:13:33Oh shit, shit
01:13:35They said to thank Mr. Tucker
01:13:38For making them see their mistake
01:13:40Chase, you have something you want to tell me?
01:13:48Explain yourself
01:13:49Look, we can't do this right now, okay?
01:13:50We could lose the house, I can get expelled
01:13:52This isn't the time
01:13:52I can't believe you
01:13:54You deliberately went behind my back
01:13:55I told you I wasn't interested in that life
01:13:58Why not?
01:14:00I don't understand
01:14:01I thought this would make you happy
01:14:02I can't go into the program
01:14:04What are you so afraid of?
01:14:05You didn't get in the first time
01:14:06So what?
01:14:07Now you have a second chance
01:14:08You love to cook, you're amazing at it
01:14:11Cooking is what keeps me close to my mom
01:14:14What if this ruins that?
01:14:20What if I realize
01:14:21That I'm a failure
01:14:23That I'm nothing like her
01:14:25Don't be ridiculous
01:14:26Just do the damn interview, Charlotte
01:14:28Oh, so my fears are ridiculous
01:14:29Good, good to know
01:14:31I didn't realize you thought so highly of me
01:14:33Look, I can't do this right now, okay?
01:14:35I need to find Everett
01:14:36Fine, go
01:14:37We can talk about this later, okay?
01:14:39Go!
01:14:39Go!
01:14:39Go!
01:14:44Yo, Everett
01:14:57What the hell, man?
01:14:59Do you know what you've done?
01:15:02Tried to warn you
01:15:03I told you that I thought you've been careless
01:15:07And running this frat into the ground
01:15:08So you set me up
01:15:09Had to do something to get your attention, right?
01:15:12You never listen to anyone
01:15:14What are you talking about?
01:15:15How many times have I come to you with an opportunity
01:15:17And you've never given it a real chance?
01:15:18How the hell was I supposed to know when you were serious?
01:15:20Everything is a game or a joke to you
01:15:22You want to get something done?
01:15:24You should have made sure I heard you
01:15:25Instead, you stabbed me in the back
01:15:27I didn't want to do this, Chase
01:15:29You didn't leave me a choice
01:15:32Croakington needs a new president
01:15:34Right, let me guess
01:15:36You're just the man for the job, huh?
01:15:38You care about this frat so much
01:15:39Why did you tell my dad about Charlotte?
01:15:42Just because she didn't want to fuck you?
01:15:43You go ahead and betray your brothers?
01:15:44It's not
01:15:45I didn't rat on Charlotte living in the house
01:15:47I would never
01:15:48Please, don't lie now
01:15:49Of course you're the one who told
01:15:51Here you go again
01:15:52Not listening
01:15:54I just said I didn't do it
01:15:56He's telling the truth
01:15:57He's telling the truth
01:15:57It wasn't Everett who told Dean Tucker about your little slut
01:16:01It was you?
01:16:04I mean, it was actually Wolf's idea
01:16:06He wanted to take over the house for an extension for Sig Kai and make a deal with a Dean
01:16:10But I don't think it's fair you boys get to have all the fun
01:16:13I thought you cared about Croakington
01:16:15How could you do this?
01:16:17To all the guys?
01:16:18I didn't do anything
01:16:19You did
01:16:20You chose her
01:16:22Over me, over your brothers
01:16:24So this is revenge?
01:16:25Because I broke it off?
01:16:27Not exactly the sweetheart you thought I was, huh?
01:16:30You should have known better than to fuck with me, Chase
01:16:32I hope she's worth it
01:16:34Can I beat him up now?
01:16:59He meant well
01:17:01But he didn't listen to what I wanted
01:17:03I hear you
01:17:05I hear you
01:17:07And he shouldn't have gone behind your back
01:17:09But I kind of agree with him, Charles
01:17:14You don't understand? I can't do it
01:17:19Yes, you can
01:17:20I've seen you cook
01:17:22I've been fed by your cooking
01:17:24You are incredibly talented
01:17:25It's not that
01:17:27What if I can't take the pressure?
01:17:30What if it makes me hate cooking?
01:17:36What if I lose the last connection that I have to my mom?
01:17:41What if
01:17:42If I'm a disappointment?
01:17:45Do you really believe that?
01:17:56Hey
01:17:57You could never be a disappointment
01:18:01You or me?
01:18:02And as for your mother
01:18:06I bet
01:18:08She'd never want you to stop chasing your dreams
01:18:10She'd never want you to
01:18:13Live in fear
01:18:14This is your life, Charlotte
01:18:17You have to be the one to live it
01:18:20And your mom
01:18:21Will be there
01:18:22With you
01:18:23However
01:18:24And whenever you need her to be
01:18:25Thank you
01:18:29I just need a minute
01:18:36Yes?
01:19:03Yes?
01:19:06Team Tucker
01:19:06I wanted to
01:19:07Reintroduce myself
01:19:09Ah
01:19:10The chef
01:19:11Huh?
01:19:12Charlotte, was it?
01:19:14Yes
01:19:14And
01:19:15I'm the one
01:19:17Who's been living at Theater Row
01:19:18I knew it
01:19:19I know
01:19:21My son was lying
01:19:22I'm glad you came in here
01:19:24To confess
01:19:25If you work with me
01:19:26I think there is a way
01:19:27To keep this off your record
01:19:29No
01:19:30Um
01:19:30I came to tell you that it's wrong
01:19:33How you're trying to go after the boys like this
01:19:36Do you know that you two
01:19:37Are in violation of campus policy?
01:19:40That's an old and dated rule to begin with
01:19:41And you know it
01:19:42They're wonderful
01:19:44They're smart
01:19:45And courageous
01:19:46And resourceful
01:19:48Your son
01:19:49Especially
01:19:50I beg to differ
01:19:52My son
01:19:54Is a failure
01:19:55Who cannot even be trusted
01:19:57With his own future
01:19:59You think you know him?
01:20:01You don't know anything
01:20:03I know
01:20:04That if you force him to quit
01:20:05You'll lose him
01:20:07You can help guide his path
01:20:10But you can't decide it for him
01:20:12Young lady
01:20:13I am his father
01:20:14Then act like one
01:20:15He needs you
01:20:17I'm sorry
01:20:26I was just doing what I thought was right
01:20:28For the frat
01:20:31You should have talked with all of us then, Ev
01:20:34If you were that unhappy
01:20:36Then we would have all had your back
01:20:37I know
01:20:38I fucked up
01:20:40I got so mad
01:20:43And I
01:20:44I was jealous
01:20:47No, it's not his fault
01:20:51It's mine
01:20:54Everett's right
01:20:57I failed you as a leader
01:21:00I don't listen
01:21:03I make decisions without consulting
01:21:06I let my personal life affect my role as president
01:21:09All of which to say
01:21:12I'm stepping down
01:21:14It's the only way I can get my dad to drop everything about Charlotte
01:21:18And to leave this house alone
01:21:20Not the only way
01:21:22Your charter is safe
01:21:26You're not going to lose the house
01:21:28But my dad
01:21:33I talked to him
01:21:34I explained who I am
01:21:37And how important
01:21:38This place is
01:21:40How important
01:21:41You are
01:21:42He's agreed to let Theda Rho stand
01:21:46On
01:21:46One condition
01:21:48I have to move out
01:21:51What the fuck
01:21:54Nine
01:21:54You cannot leave
01:21:56I have to
01:21:57He's not going to write the report
01:21:59But he's not going to let us keep breaking the rules
01:22:02I'm not going to be the reason you guys lose the house
01:22:05You have nowhere to go
01:22:10I'm not staying
01:22:11I decided to take RCA's offer
01:22:16Congrats, Charles
01:22:24Can you serve it?
01:22:27I wish you the best of luck
01:22:28That goes for all you guys do
01:22:32Oh, Eric
01:22:40You're not going anywhere, man
01:22:41You belong here
01:22:43I stole from my best friend
01:22:45And I put safety with a frat in danger
01:22:50I don't deserve to be here
01:22:53I said we put it to a vote
01:22:57All in favor of Everett Stang
01:23:01Aye
01:23:02Aye
01:23:04Aye
01:23:04Aye
01:23:05Aye
01:23:06Thanks
01:23:07Yes
01:23:08That means the world to me
01:23:10We all make mistakes, brother
01:23:14Bring it in
01:23:22Bring it in
01:23:38You'll talk
01:23:45Uh, privately
01:23:47I mean
01:23:48Yeah
01:23:50I need to apologize
01:24:03I said some things that I never should have said
01:24:19It's okay
01:24:21You were mean
01:24:23But you weren't wrong
01:24:25You guys were about to lose everything
01:24:28I shouldn't have been trying to make it about me
01:24:30But what I said wasn't okay
01:24:31No, it wasn't
01:24:32Which is why
01:24:35If we're going to continue to date
01:24:38We have to set some ground rules
01:24:41You still want to date me?
01:24:42You still want to date me?
01:24:44Yes
01:24:45Under the condition that you'd never go behind my back like that again
01:24:51Talk to me
01:24:54Don't try and control me
01:24:56I promise, Charlotte
01:25:01I'll never do anything like that again
01:25:04Rule two
01:25:08You are required
01:25:10To make me dinner once a month
01:25:12Mm-hmm
01:25:13I'll even take boxed mac and cheese
01:25:15Done
01:25:17What else?
01:25:20Kiss me
01:25:22Kiss me
01:25:24I'm going to fall
01:25:42No, you're not
01:25:43Jared, what are you doing?
01:25:46Come on, don't you trust me?
01:25:48Mm-hmm
01:25:48Okay
01:25:49Ready?
01:25:51Yeah
01:25:51What is all this?
01:25:57Is that schnitzel?
01:26:01What?
01:26:02Yes, that's right
01:26:02What's going on, guys?
01:26:10We've got a very important proposition for you, Charles
01:26:15You, Charlotte, have stolen the hearts of every guy here
01:26:21Some more than others
01:26:22But we all voted
01:26:25And we want to make you Crokington's sweetheart
01:26:27What?
01:26:29Guys, I don't even go here anymore
01:26:31It's our house
01:26:33Our rules
01:26:35Does this mean I get to know what Crokington means?
01:26:38Don't push it
01:26:38Let's go fast
01:26:40I've got my own proposition
01:26:41Would you, Charlotte Withers, be my girlfriend?
01:26:54Is that a yes?
01:27:10What do you think?
01:27:15I, I, I
01:27:16Oh, my God
01:27:18Yeah, for you
01:27:20Get a chase
01:27:21Cool
01:27:21Cause I'm gonna let you out
01:27:26I'm gonna let you in
01:27:27So cover me
01:27:30With a,
01:27:30Thank you
01:27:33Yeah, let me know
01:27:36And let me know
01:27:36What's that nice?
01:27:39da
01:27:39From here
01:27:41To know what do you think?
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