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Abbott Elementary - Season 5 Episode 1 -
Team Building
Team Building
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10:57Hey, I was thinking about what you said about the triathlon
11:02You really can't ride a bike?
11:04Never had time to learn
11:06That is wild
11:07You live such a full life
11:08I just don't know how riding a bike got skipped over
11:11I worked a lot as a kid
11:13Well, if you want, I can teach you how to ride a bike
11:16It's never too late to learn
11:18What about you?
11:19They're fine
11:21Gregory?
11:22Which direction do I turn?
11:24Gregory?
11:25Middle schoolers, huh?
11:27Surprised you didn't mention it all summer
11:29Since, you know, I teach middle school
11:31And, well, we live together
11:32So, see each other every day
11:33Well, what's to mention?
11:34Kids are kids
11:35The only difference is in math
11:36I spent the summer learning to do that, so...
11:38There's a lot more to it than math, okay?
11:40Pre-teens are very different than second graders
11:43Eh, not really
11:44Just add a few years in puberty
11:46I talk to the older girls all the time
11:48Talking is great
11:50Talking is fun
11:51But teaching?
11:52The second you become their teacher
11:54You become their enemy
11:55Right, Morton?
11:56They're gonna eat you alive
11:58Okay
11:59No offense, but this sounds like a YouTube problem
12:02Okay, well...
12:04You have no idea what they're capable of?
12:07Yeah
12:08You want a taste?
12:09Gross, but yeah
12:11Do your worst
12:13Yeah, Craig!
12:15We finished in what I can only imagine is record time
12:18Amazing!
12:19Yes!
12:20You'll never guess what level two is
12:21Don't tell me
12:22It's reverse
12:23It's reverse
12:24Yeah!
12:25Look alive, people!
12:26Reverse!
12:27Reverse!
12:28Reverse!
12:29Okay, so I'm young enough to be the ingenue
12:31But that's been usurped
12:33Barbara's doing the optimistic and positive thing
12:36There's not a grump on the first floor
12:38I could be the downstairs grump
12:40Now see, if you had a better personality
12:42You wouldn't have to search for one
12:43You could use that time to find a man
12:45Okay, you know that I'm dating Gregory
12:48That's still happening?
12:50Sorry, I haven't been able to keep up ever since I started dating the world's only real man
12:55O'Shawn
12:56Good for you, no one cares
12:59That was my attempt at being a grump
13:01I may have overshot it a bit
13:03All right, I got us a bike
13:05Okay, Mr. Johnson, get on up here
13:08Maybe not right now, my knees aren't feeling so good
13:10It was actually better for your knees than walking
13:12Well, I forgot my baseball card to put in the spokes
13:18All right, come on, no excuses
13:20Okay, I'll even hold on until you get the hang of it
13:22Okay, here we go
13:24Yeah, there you go
13:26All right
13:28There it is
13:29Promise not to let go
13:30I promise
13:35Pinky promise
13:36Well, I can't
13:37Now I'm holding on to the bike
13:39Look, these kids are mean
13:41One told me, that's why your bitch left you, bitch
13:44I think you're overdoing it on the B-word
13:46I don't think he's doing it enough
13:47Hey, why'd you rat out your brother and get him locked up?
13:50What? That never happened
13:51And scene, I was being a kid
13:53We live in a post-truth landscape
13:55And these kids hit below the belt
13:57Which is where you haven't been touched in years, snitch
13:59Unless you count sweet cheeks
14:00You keep my son's name out your filthy mouth
14:03And don't even think about talking back to them
14:05Or you would get written up
14:06Every day is like an episode of scared straight
14:08Take your shoes off
14:09Okay, who are we in this scenario?
14:11Everyone
14:12You still got me?
14:14I got you
14:15I got you
14:16I got you
14:17And you have to handle all of this while teaching
14:19And if even one kid gets the best of you
14:21That could be a wrap for the period
14:22Or the year
14:23Oh, no, uh-uh
14:24These kids are gonna f***ing respect
14:25Uh-uh, don't curse
14:27They won't report you
14:28Yeah, I'll f***ing report you
14:29He just cursed
14:30He can do that, you see?
14:31He's a little boy
14:32Actually, I'm a little girl
14:33You ain't hard, homie
14:34Yeah, that's right
14:35Yeah, that's right
14:36You ain't hard
14:37Just keep moving forward
14:38What?
14:39You're doing great
14:40Eight
14:41Yeah, seven
14:42What are we doing now?
14:43Rating you to your face
14:44Have you ever been called a one?
14:45On a day you just knew you were ten?
14:47You're a one
14:48One
14:49One
14:50One
14:51One
14:52Stop
14:53No, no, no, don't stop
14:54Walk forward
14:55There you go
14:56No, I told you
14:57Turn left
14:58No, no, no, go right
14:59Go right
15:00You ruined it
15:05You promised you wouldn't let me fall
15:07Looks like we're gonna be here all day
15:11Mm-mm-mm
15:12New Year, same old Abbott
15:15Mm-mm-mm
15:16No, just at the top
15:17You're gonna have to do it twice
15:19You owe the donor, Gregory
15:21Why?
15:22Cause whatever I break, you're gonna donate to me
15:25And I like those shoulders, Gregory
15:27Well, today was supposed to be about building trust
15:30And working together as a team
15:32And the only thing you accomplish together
15:35Is how to fail in unique ways
15:37Progress
15:38And now you get to start over and do it again
15:41Oh, no
15:42Well, I for one can't stand this
15:44Right?
15:45Cause this guy sucks
15:46You all suck
15:47And this whole day sucks
15:49Right, guys?
15:50Well, it may suck
15:51But if we don't finish today
15:53We can always come back on the weekend
15:55No
15:57Oh, okay
15:58Hey, Ava, listen up
16:00Um, you know, I was thinking about this whole grade switch thing
16:03And I think it might be better if Janine did the swap instead of me
16:06Cause, uh, Sweet Cheeks is afraid of heights
16:09So, you know, for him it's ground floor or nothing
16:12Um, no, guinea pigs are from the Andes
16:14They're not afraid of heights
16:16Alright, listen
16:18I
16:19A change is big
16:21I just don't know if I'm, like, exactly up for it
16:27Zero problem whatsoever
16:29Bring it on
16:30Those kids are about to get a lesson in learning lessons
16:33And you can quote me on that
16:35That's what you said in June when I asked you about this
16:38There's no going back
16:39Hey, this'll tear you up
16:41That's O'Shawn shirtless in Wildwood
16:45It is
16:46No, actually, it kind of helps
16:48It sure does
16:49Good job
16:50Hey, Mel
16:52So, about before
16:54You were totally busting my chops about how the sixth graders act, right?
16:58I knew it
16:59No, we weren't
17:00And those were just the experiences that I haven't repressed yet
17:03Sorry
17:06Janine
17:08I could really use a positive spin on my situation
17:11You're screwed
17:12You are not the two, you are the
17:14One
17:15Girlfriend
17:16I have seen you handle challenges far more difficult than a bunch of sixth graders
17:21You've got this
17:23Thanks, Barb
17:25I appreciate it
17:26Hey, you wouldn't want to take a shot at the sixth grade this year, would you?
17:29I'd rather retire
17:33I am so lucky to be around such a veteran like Ms. Howell
17:37Duh
17:38She's the greatest teacher ever
17:39Right?
17:40I just wish I could ask her a couple more questions
17:43I don't want to keep bothering her
17:45You think maybe I could text her later?
17:48Oh my God, we get it
17:49You have her cell phone number
17:57Which one ask her?
17:58It's pretty basic
18:00I just uh
18:01Should I take role as soon as class starts in the morning?
18:05Oh, no
18:06Two-minute grace period
18:07A lot of the kids take septa
18:09It's a whole thing
18:10I learned the hard way my first year
18:13Sure, I'm going to have to learn the hard way a thousand times?
18:15Oh yeah, you definitely will
18:17And you're going to want to scream and contemplate your life choices
18:20And it's all normal
18:22If you have any more questions and Barbara's busy
18:26You can always just ask me
18:29I appreciate that
18:31That's what I'm here for
18:32That is who I am now
18:35I don't have to be a grump
18:36I can be me and be a mentor
18:38I'm going to put the me in mentor
18:41Meantor
18:42The teacher has become the teacher
18:46I need to get out of the sun
18:48I just can't ride a bike, okay?
18:50Look, they say you fall down seven times
18:52You stand up eight
18:54I gotta fall six more times
18:56Hey!
18:57How's it going over here?
18:58Bad
18:59He's scared to get back on the bike
19:01Okay
19:02Well, I could help
19:03I'm a brand new me
19:04What you mean?
19:05You sound the same
19:06Oh, you missed the whole thing
19:07I went through a bunch of different personalities
19:09Landed here
19:10Still sound the same?
19:11Yep, I'll tell you about it later
19:12Okay
19:13Johnson
19:14I know you can ride the bike
19:16Because
19:17I believe in you
19:20I know what to do
19:22Uh, everyone
19:23Stop what you're doing
19:24And come over here
19:25Mr. Johnson needs our help
19:27No, no
19:28Please don't do that
19:29Please
19:30If we don't finish
19:31You have to come in on the weekend
19:33You look like a guy that loves coming in on weekends
19:36Monday through Friday
19:37The best days of the week to you, huh?
19:38Well
19:39My weekends rule
19:40Yeah, okay
19:41All right
19:42Go, Mr. J
19:43Yeah, what's the worst that could happen?
19:45Fall over and die
19:46Well, that's just
19:48Fair
19:49Look
19:50Mr. Johnson
19:51If you fall
19:52We will catch you
19:53I promise
19:54Okay?
19:55All right
19:56All right
19:57Can you back up on this horse?
19:58Man, the horse is easy
19:59Mike's I'm afraid of
20:01Hey, you got this, all right?
20:03All right, here we go
20:04Ready?
20:05Yeah
20:06Come on, Mr. J
20:07Go, Mr. J
20:08Go, Mr. J
20:09Go, Mr. J
20:10Go, Mr. J
20:11Go, Mr. J
20:12Go, Mr. J
20:14Go, Mr. J
20:15Go, Mr. J
20:16Go, Mr. J
20:17Go, Mr. J
20:18Go, Mr. J
20:19Go, Mr. J
20:20Go, Mr. J
20:22I feel like we're starting to lose focus
20:25You all need to prove your virtuousness
20:28Great
20:30Isn't that what we're doing right here?
20:33Huh?
20:35Yeah?
20:36Yeah
20:37Well, maybe this qualifies as completion of team building
20:41Wait, really?
20:42Yes
20:43Also, I have tickets to the Ren Fair this weekend
20:45So I'm gonna need this to count
20:47Okay
20:49Emily
20:50Fix the leak
20:51Good news
20:52Killed a bunch of mice in your walls
20:54Bad news
20:55Ain't my job to get rid of them
20:57Worse news
20:58I noticed you have HVAC issues
21:00You mean like AC and heat and stuff?
21:02Yup
21:03And you're not gonna have any of that if you don't get a specialist in here
21:07You got someone to handle this?
21:08Well, I'm sure Mr. Johnson's on top of it
21:10Mr. Brownlee is somewhere
21:12Ah! Grab it in just now to stop!
21:16Just use the handlebar brake
21:18It's a 15! Just stop pedaling!
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