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00:00Lookin' good, huh? Lookin' good!
00:30I came back with a million feet
00:33The cells and the screams and the shouts
00:35What are we gonna do now?
00:37It is preparing the Earth for invasion
00:42What are we gonna do?
00:43Aiming a communication
00:47What are we gonna do?
00:48Lights off and steps into home
00:52What are we gonna do?
00:53Kicking and screaming
00:56Presenting BB3B in...
01:00Starship Poopers!
01:08I am a worthwhile human being
01:10I am a worthwhile human being
01:12I inspire confidence and warmth
01:14I inspire...
01:15Sit down, Simon!
01:16You're upsetting the baby!
01:18What's up, Dad?
01:19Today's the day I unveil my new fountain in the park
01:22Unless everyone in the town is completely wowed
01:25My boss says they're gonna have my job
01:27Why would he want your job?
01:28He don't like it and the pay's lousy
01:30And he'd probably just give it to some younger good looking guy anyway
01:33Stop teasing you two!
01:36Your father's very tense!
01:38Come here, darling
01:40I'll realign your karma
01:41Oh, okay, dear
01:44This will bring inner calm
01:51Smells like a skunk!
01:52A dead skunk!
01:53I'm calming your father
01:55Shh!
01:56Now, dear
01:58Oh, oh my!
01:59Darling, it's making my eyes water!
02:01Oh, alright then
02:03Hey, let's see what the stars have in store
02:11Um...
02:13Here we are
02:14Taurus, that's you
02:15That's me!
02:16The bow!
02:18It says
02:19Today will be unforgettable!
02:21That's good!
02:23And water will play a big part in your...
02:26Uh...
02:27Yeah?
02:28Downfall
02:29Huh?
02:30But you know
02:31They might mean it in a good way
02:39Howdy, partners!
02:41Ah!
02:42Ah!
02:43Ah!
02:44Ah!
02:45Ah!
02:46Ah!
02:47Ah!
02:48Ah!
02:49Ah!
02:50Ah!
02:51Ah!
02:52Hi, Mom!
02:53Say, that's a great scent you're wearing
02:56Where'd you get it?
02:57Well, Jasmine
02:58I've realized that the best perfume must be a combination of all the great perfumes in the world
03:05So I've been mixing all my perfumes together to make the greatest smell on earth
03:10If this don't make the man of me dreams fall on me feet, then nothing will!
03:13And we all know who that is!
03:19Mr. Weinberger
03:25Uh...
03:26What do you call it?
03:27Moo!
03:28Number two!
03:29Got five gallons ready next to me trailer
03:32In no time flat, Benjamin Weinberger will be calling me Honey Pie!
03:37I'll be calling an ambulance
03:38Louie?
03:39Ah!
03:40Ah!
03:41Ah!
03:42Ah!
03:43Wow!
03:44Dangerous stuff!
03:45Oh!
03:46But very sweet!
03:47I wish I could get my roses to smell as sweet as this!
03:50Horse manure!
03:51No!
03:52I do really!
03:53Horse manure for your roses!
03:55Best thing ever!
03:56It may stink, but it makes roses smell lovely!
03:59Great idea, Mom!
04:00I'll get some scent over today!
04:02A big pot of manure!
04:03Gross!
04:04Which reminds me!
04:05Are you coming to see my fountain this afternoon?
04:07I wouldn't miss it for the world!
04:09And if my little experiment works, I'll have Mr. Weinberger nipping up my heels!
04:14Roses are red, violets are blue!
04:17They'll smell so sweet when you see your horse feet!
04:20Hey, Jasmine!
04:21I think he's gonna do one!
04:23Oh, yes!
04:24Come on, Bee Bee!
04:26Do one for Mommy!
04:28Oh, yes!
04:29Good boy!
04:30Oh, he's a good boy!
04:31He's a bee bee bee bee!
04:32Hey, you two!
04:33Who's got the cleverest baby brother in the world?
04:35Well?
04:36That's it!
04:37I've had it with your attitude this morning!
04:38Billy Bob is just doing what he has to!
04:41Take those stupid things to your room and stay there!
04:43No, we won't be sending him back!
04:44And don't use that language to me!
04:45Just do what your mother says!
04:46Say!
04:47I think that assertion therapy is beginning to pay off!
04:48Hmmm!
04:49Oh!
04:50Oh!
04:51Oh!
04:52Oh!
04:53Oh!
04:54Oh!
04:55Oh!
04:56Oh!
04:57Oh!
04:58Oh!
04:59Oh!
05:00Oh!
05:01Oh!
05:02Oh!
05:03Oh!
05:04Oh!
05:05Oh!
05:06Oh!
05:07Oh!
05:08Oh!
05:09Oh!
05:10Oh!
05:11You couldn't find those any money to pay off!
05:12Oh!
05:14Oh!
05:15Oh!
05:16This isn't fair Louie!
05:17The sprog stinks the place out!
05:18And Mom gets mad at us!
05:21urine!
05:22You two are grounded for the rest of the week!
05:25And no TV after school!
05:27And no TV after school!
05:29Tell them their father has spoken!
05:32Your father has spoken!
05:34Ok Mom!
05:36Mom and Dad are like different people!
05:38I preferred the old days...
05:40old days before BB Tweeby arrived they have plenty of time for us then it's
06:02just me and you now Lucy
06:10Bat! Bat! Window! Window!
06:16Rob Widow
06:20Mr. Weinberger you sexifying come to Nana!
06:29Yee-haw!
06:33Lucy, I've got it! I've worked out how the alien frog is controlling mom and dad.
06:39What does mom do for a living?
06:41A Robie Sarah puppy!
06:42Exactly! She uses smells to make people feel different.
06:46And what does Nana do when she wants to get Mr. Weinberger?
06:49She covers herself in that gross perfume!
06:53Correct! You see, they can affect people by smell.
06:58And that's exactly what the alien is doing!
07:02I put it to you that every time it poops its diaper it emits a horrendous gas that controls mom and dad's minds!
07:11Yes! Yes! I've been a fool not to see it!
07:14They must have had their minds melted!
07:16And we could be next!
07:18Coolie! Mr. Weinberger!
07:24I just thought I'd tap into...
07:38Oh, that's odd.
07:41Of course, it's time for his mid-morning coffee.
07:44I'll catch up with him at the cafe!
07:46Hello, young Roman! Nobody does doo-doo like we do doo-doo! Pat speaking!
07:53Oh, hi! I'd like to order some... some...
07:56Poopy caca body business organic fertilizer? Sure!
07:59Just say how much you need and we'll send our dump truck!
08:02Oh, uh... Horseful?
08:04Horseful...
08:05No, no...
08:06Trucksworth.
08:07I'm at 33 Glenclose Sunnyfield.
08:09Hi, Si!
08:10Yeah, just grabbing a snack!
08:12I didn't have a sandwich when I was here on Saturday, so...
08:15I'm taking two today!
08:17Actually, George...
08:18George!
08:19Chubber!
08:20That's our tea!
08:21Delivery this afternoon?
08:22Oh, yeah!
08:23This afternoon is fine!
08:24Just dump it in the garden!
08:25Hello?
08:26I'm just on the...
08:27Hi, Solomon!
08:28I'm just checking that everything's going well for today!
08:30My name's Simon, sir!
08:31Yes, it's gonna be...
08:32That's your order for one truck of...
08:33Horse manure!
08:34What do you mean it's gonna be horse manure?!
08:36Don't play games, Steven!
08:37The whole town's gonna be there!
08:38Simon!
08:39I was just...
08:40There's a lot riding on this!
08:41Thank you for calling down, Roman!
08:43Have a poo day!
08:44Oh!
08:45Have a poo day, too!
08:46What?!
08:47Have you gone mad?!
08:48I hope you're taking this seriously, Simon!
08:49Yes!
08:50Yes!
08:51I was on the other...
08:52Otherwise, you can kiss your jab goodbye!
08:54Goodbye.
08:55Uh...
08:56Is it okay if I order pizza for later?
08:58Gotta get sent it.
08:59I'm a worthwhile human being!
09:00I am the center of my universe!
09:02Come on, Simon!
09:03We'll be late!
09:04Oh!
09:05Hi, Chubba!
09:06Listen, I thought today you could help the children with their reading!
09:09Oh!
09:10Just kidding!
09:11You know where the TV is, right?
09:13Oh!
09:14You know, you shouldn't make jokes!
09:15That TV is like the kid brother I never had!
09:18But you've got a kid brother, Chubba!
09:21Man!
09:22Nobody tells me anything!
09:23Mr. Weinberger!
09:24Mr. Weinberger!
09:25Mr. Weinberger!
09:26Mr. Weinberger!
09:27Where are you, Mr. W?
09:28That's odd.
09:29This is his usual spot.
09:30A better widen me search.
09:31Number 47!
09:32Oh!
09:33That's my fourth runner this week!
09:34Oh, Bob!
09:35Don't go out there!
09:36How can one man triumph against a fifty-foot boy?
09:38Mr. Weinberger!
09:39Mr. Weinberger!
09:40Mr. Weinberger!
09:41Mr. Weinberger!
09:42Where are you, Mr. W?
09:43Mr. Weinberger?
09:44Mr. Weinberger!
09:45Mr. Weinberger!
09:46Mr. Weinberger!
09:47Where are you, Mr. W?
09:49That's odd.
09:50This is his usual spot.
09:52A better widen me search.
09:54oh mom don't go out there how can one man triumph against a 50-foot cyanide monster
10:02i don't know mary lou but i gotta try for america whoa you're gonna totally choke dude
10:09what's the monster this time chaps skunkzilla yeah he ate a nuclear power plant that didn't
10:15agree with him now he stalks the country belching deadly fumes yeah cool and what is the result
10:23turns your brain to mush it gets people with its smell sure watch
10:30you know stupid thing is none of those dudes thought to put a pig on their noses then they
10:38can't smell anything aliens have landed in sunnyfield and we got a picture to prove it
10:47this morning this little girl my other side looks cuter caught the monster on camera they are large
10:53podgy and smell like daddy-o we asked the community police for advice well the drill for aliens is to
10:59search all your outbuildings and if you do find one do not i repeat do not approach the news media or
11:06give tv interviews leave that to the professionals like me hey hey what the come back with that key
11:13so there goes the neighborhood sunnyfield has been invaded by aliens and now back to your b-movie
11:20sorry i meant action-packed top quality adventure film as soon as i've dealt with this gas problem
11:27i'm gonna come back and make you my wife
11:30so there you have it they control grown-ups through the stink in their diapers
11:36i like that skunkzilla he's cute
11:39duh you won't be saying that when the sprogs contracted his mommy boat
11:45that's contacted the mother ship tipper he's right when they have everyone enslaved we reckon that's
11:52when they'll send down their evil force of starship poopers to come and melt all our brains into goop
11:58questions can i go pee so are we gonna smash them i really need to pee we gotta find them first
12:04we have to protect ourselves if i don't pee soon which is why louie and i have invented the
12:09anti-alien protective nose grip or a putnug for sure
12:14the upnug
12:15say these are just clothes pegs we're just kids what did you expect photon torpedoes
12:22i have a baby a alien next door but i think he's cute
12:27not that cute
12:28maybe you've just been smelling his poo
12:31oh i did pee people let's get out there and find these starship poopers
12:38and when we do let's not forget the special alien alert signal
12:42help it's an alien
12:45where
13:01excuse our intrusion but have you seen any aliens in the neighborhood today
13:13hey no no alan's here dear
13:16golly what's that terrible smell
13:22bob is that you
13:24oh man
13:31further developments in our alien tale reports are coming in from all over town of disappearing grand folk
13:36let's go straight to our community officer sir what do you think happened
13:39well obviously our old folk are being devoured alive in some sicko space freak ritual
13:46but there is no need for along
13:48they could have just wandered off
13:53old people do that you know
13:55why you
13:57hey come back here you little
13:58socially challenged ragamuffins
14:01excuse me madam
14:05have you seen any aliens in the neighborhood today
14:08thank you
14:11nothing
14:19got one alien
14:20well maybe that's a good thing
14:22wait
14:24wait
14:24louie
14:25can you smell that
14:26yeah
14:28it stinks
14:29they must be close
14:31you better use a special signal
14:33help
14:34it's an alien
14:35okay aliens
14:40we got your coverage
14:41smile
14:42i can get on tv again
14:45uh let's see marcy
14:48darn it
14:59oops
14:59mustn't swear in front of my public
15:02i think you're safe dear
15:04hey
15:07why don't you give the fountain a little test
15:09so you know it's gonna work
15:11well of course it's gonna work
15:13oh yeah
15:14good idea
15:16how are we gonna get clean louie
15:19they think we're the aliens
15:21nana shower
15:23yeah
15:24here goes
15:28oh great
15:38now we gotta stay caked in
15:40a little more
15:41a little more
15:52aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
15:56Eww!
16:03All we need now is a crowd.
16:05Don't worry, dear. They will come.
16:09So what do we do now, bro? Lick this stuff off?
16:12It wouldn't be so bad if we could get rid of the smell.
16:16Nana's perfume! Gotta be better than this!
16:26Alien update. Seems we've got a couple of those critters cornered in a trailer.
16:47Let's go over to the scene right now.
16:49Town folk apparently have been gathering around it, lured by a powerful gas emitted by the aliens.
16:55So first it's the old guys, and now this.
16:58How weak-minded these pathetic people must be, so easily lured by a smash.
17:10Well, obviously I'm very flattered.
17:14But the man for me is Mr. Weinberger.
17:18Does anyone here know where he is?
17:21I'm Weinberger.
17:22No, I'm Weinberger.
17:24No, I'm Weinberger.
17:25Oh, I'm Weinberger.
17:27Hey, I'm Weinberger. So is my friend.
17:30And I'm Hank!
17:32And we'd like to thank you for choosing Sunnyfield for your invasion.
17:35I mean visit.
17:37And we all stand here before you, eager to learn more about your smelly ways.
17:42I think we're in big trouble.
17:45Mom and Dad have sent the whole town to get us.
17:48They'll be at the fountain in the park. If only we could get to them!
17:52We'll have to bluff it out. If they think we're aliens, let's give them aliens!
17:57And if you could give us back our old folk, I'm sure we could arrange a cash payment.
18:02Not that we usually do things that way at City Hall.
18:05Ooh!
18:08Hail Earthlings!
18:10Hail Pooh Monsters!
18:13We come in peace. Do not spank us or send us to bed early!
18:18Ooh! Huh?
18:20Welcome, aliens! And for you, we have laid on a special entertainment day.
18:27Oh no! We really are in trouble!
18:31Aliens are aliens! We love you, yes we do!
18:36Aliens are aliens! We hope you love us, too!
18:41Quick! Louie! Now's our chance!
18:43Maybe you can fill me in
18:48I'll find it hard to comprehend
18:51The time to stop and use your head
18:54Everybody's gone around the band
18:57Stop what y'all do and follow me
19:00Run for it or we're dead mean
19:02Can't sit still but stop the panic
19:05It's time to lag and poop your feet
19:10Gotta keep rolling
19:13Run in
19:15Faster, faster, avoiding
19:18Complete disaster
19:19We're hiding
19:21From the evil leader of the zombie people
19:25Run in
19:26Faster, faster, avoiding
19:29Complete disaster
19:30We kill some
19:32Gotta keep rolling
19:34Run in
19:36Faster, faster, avoiding
19:40Complete disaster
19:41Complete disaster
19:42We kill us all
19:43Gotta keep rolling
19:45Out of the way, people! Civic leader coming through!
19:52Whoa!
19:53It's the aliens' mothership!
19:56Hail poo monsters!
19:59Oh wondrous beings, please bless this town by returning our old loved ones
20:06Whoa!
20:08Cool break!
20:10Cool break!
20:16So I guess you want your room back
20:22Say, where are the aliens?
20:25Must have gone back inside their ship
20:28Thank you!
20:29Thank you for returning our old folk who are so loved!
20:31Thank you for returning our old folk who are so loved!
20:32Thank you for returning our old folk who are so loved!
20:41Say, what are we all doing here?
20:42You're here to see the wonderful new Civic Fountain!
20:44Nice job!
20:45Nice job!
20:46Do I still have a job, sir?
20:48Yes, Samuel! For now!
20:50Still feeling frisky, boys?
20:56Nope! Not a bit!
21:00I'm feeling frisky!
21:02Why, I oughta!
21:04Well, you two?
21:06I am so proud of you!
21:09Imagine bringing the whole town to see your dad's work!
21:12You're welcome!
21:13Thanks, Mom, for rounding up all your old pals and bringing them here, too!
21:18I think you all just saved my job!
21:21Trust me! I couldn't have stopped them!
21:24What a wonderful family Billy Bob has!
21:26Hahahaha!
21:28Hahahaha!
21:29Ahaha!
21:31Yeah!
21:42Hiding from the evil leader of the zombie people
21:48Running fast, fast, alive
21:51Warning complete disaster
21:53We can't stop, gotta keep on
21:56Ahaha!
21:58Ahaha!
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