Watch Barry Tales Episode 1 – “Orientation” in Full HD with English subtitles. Barry Ponds begins his college journey enrolling at an all-brown bear university, hopeful about pursuing his dreams and making a mark. In this episode, Barry navigates orientation day, meets new classmates, and faces the pressures and excitement of starting fresh.
Series Info: Barry Tales is an animated web series created and produced by Lionel Richardson under Kartoon Management. :contentReference[oaicite:1]{index=1} It launched in 2013 and follows Barry Ponds as he aims to live the “Abearican dream” in a bear-dominated world. :contentReference[oaicite:2]{index=2}
Episode Info: Season (Web Series) Ep 1 — “Orientation” Voice Cast & Characters: Barry Ponds (main character), plus supporting cast including Grizzly McAdams, Paul, Sunshine, Specs, Claude, Loud. :contentReference[oaicite:3]{index=3}
00:06I don't gotta deal with my pops bullshit no more.
00:08What the hell you in here doing sleeping longer than eight hours?
00:10You ain't got no job.
00:12What the hell you doing breathing all my air?
00:14You ain't got no job.
00:16Take one more breath and carry your ass to bed.
00:18Damn, alright pops. One breath.
00:24Hey!
00:26Shit, I get this degree and I'm gonna be rich than a mother.
00:30Then it's Berry Hills, California. Here I come, baby.
00:32Hey, nigga, can you stop narrating?
00:34Everybody can hear you.
00:36Now you can go ahead and cancel those dreams.
00:38I went to college and look at me.
00:40I'm an environmental maintenance protection organizer.
00:42See, now you talking my language.
00:44That shit sound like money.
00:46Nigga, I'm a janitor.
01:00Put it down.
01:02I'm aすごいścią.
01:03Once you find a figure.
01:04I'm feeing theéter.
01:05Hey, bitch Senhor.
01:06Say I'm hungry.
01:07I'm hungry.
01:08We're alright.
01:09Thanks a lot.
01:10Take my heart.
01:11I'm worse now.
01:12Take mine.
01:13I'm hungry.
01:14Trust me to god.
01:16Oooh
01:18Hi, buddy.
01:20Here you are.
01:21Right now.
01:24We're okay.
01:27Let's hurry.
01:28I love you.
01:58Jesus Christ. Look at all this scattered ass. Damn, she got some nice ass hairy titties.
02:07This is gonna be the-
02:08Milga, can't you move so the rest of us can better our futures?
02:11Oh, my bad, bruh.
02:12Damn right is your bad. Honeyglaze and Milga.
02:16This is a term of endearment among brown bears. It's derived from the word migga, which is-
02:23The fuck you just say?
02:24I was just demonstrating how to use the word properly.
02:27A word? Well, check this out. I'm about to demonstrate my foot going up your ass.
02:32No!
02:35This is extraordinary. I do hope to see some great American culture here at-
02:40Hey, Milga, get asshole naked right now.
02:42I-I-I beg your pardon?
02:44Do I start a motherfucker? Give me that briefcase and that hat, Milga. What the fuck? What's that?
02:50It's just a marmalade sandwich. I keep it for emergencies.
02:54Run that shit!
02:57Okay, everyone. Be sure to lock your doors when you leave.
03:02And after orientation, if you're unsure about any classes, you can head on over to the registrar's office.
03:09Smile, people. You're college students now.
03:12No more parents telling you that you can't be who you wanna be. That-that you can't dress like that or suck on another bear's-
03:21Hey, what's up, bruh? Uh, can you tell me where my room is?
03:24Okay, first off, it's not bruh. It's sunshine. And second, what is your name, sweetheart?
03:31Barry Ponds.
03:32Barry Ponds.
03:33Okay, let's see here. Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. Boop! Here you are! Barry Ponds, room seven.
03:42Thanks, bruh.
03:43It's sunshine. And if you need anything, you get locked out, need directions, or you just wanna be tucked in at night, don't hesitate to call me.
03:54That's unprofessional as fuck, bruh. It's sunshine. Ugh.
04:01Oh, shit. Mig about to have mad bitches in this piece. I hope my roommate ain't a square-ass-
04:07How they glaze that, migga? They let you in the executive suite? Man, they fuckin' up.
04:12Ah, not this migga again. Hey, look here, bruh. I got this bed right here.
04:15Whoa, I already got my stuff on that bed. Well, get the shit off before I throw it off.
04:19This ain't jail, migga. I ain't no new booty. I got my shit right here, so that's where the fuck I'm gonna see.
04:23So that's where the fuck I'm gonna sleep at. Holy shit, migga, you got it?
04:28Hey, bruh. Bruh. I mean, sunshine. We got a serious problem. I need to switch rooms ASAP. My roommate got-
04:37Are you over here snatching on me, little migga? Jesus Christ!
04:40Uh, nah, nah. I was just telling sunshine that my roommate got a great personality, and I don't wanna corrupt you with all my immature ways.
04:49Oh, my fire. Been corrupt, little homer. Don't need any trouble.
04:52Hey, sunshine. Can you get me in my roommate a moment to afflict on our girlfriend's young cobs?
04:56No problem, fellas.
04:58Oh, look here, cuz. I'm just fuckin' with you.
05:02Oh, word. I'm testin' you, bruh. I mean, you fairer than all, but I can give you another shot. No pun intended.
05:08Heh, that's what's up. I'm Barry, by the way.
05:11Grizzly.
05:12Cool. Hey, well, orientation by the start, so you can throw your stuff on the other bed, and we can head over there.
05:17Oh, nah, migga. I was serious by the bed. That's all me.
05:20Here at Bear House College, you will receive knowledge most cobs can only dream of absorbing. Here we are committed to excellence, and giving our students the tools to-
05:33So am I when I filled the paperwork out, I didn't even realize it was an all-brown bear college. It's cool, though. Everyone seems pretty chill. Ugh, and the chicks. Huh. I'm gonna motorboat the hell out of some big brown babies.
05:47Ahem, young cub. We're waiting on you.
05:50Oh, my bad. Hey, mom. I gotta go.
05:54As I was saying, here, we are committed to excellence, and giving our students the-
06:02Hey, hey, miss lady. Why don't y'all put them paws on you?
06:05No, thank you, boo-boo.
06:07And you need to fuck with the real migga. Take you out in the woods. Grizzly style.
06:11Pardon my cot block, gentlemen, but we're waiting on you. Waiting on you.
06:17Thank you. Like I was saying-
06:21Hey, get your hand out of my pocket.
06:23God damn it!
06:24Bro, that Dean Bearhug is a uptight sellout. You can tell Miss Dean Bearhug ain't giving him no ass.
06:31Hell nah. But this shit gonna be straight. A migga like me don't make it to college. Shit, if we went for the United Brown Bear College Fund, I'd still be in the bell trap.
06:41I bet that young hoe gonna make that tailspin on a migga.
06:44You always going for them gullible ass broads. She a freshman.
06:48Boy, a migga got gang. When they see that Beta A to Alpha row on my chest, they already know what time it is. Put that ass in hibernation.
06:55What the fuck? Hey, hey, little migga! You just step on my shoe? Get your ass over here and wipe that shit off before your ass take lift off into the stratosphere.
07:04Oh, damn. My bad, bruh. But, uh, I'm not wiping your shoe off.
07:08I'm sorry. Did you say you ready to get knocked out?
07:11That's what it sounded like to me.
07:13Nah, it sounded like he said both of y'all need to go fuck yourself with your matching outfits.
07:17Oh, cowboy-ass milkers.
07:20I'm Claude Barrington. Y'all still some lil' cubs who bout to get a lesson to real migga etiquette 101.
07:27We got a problem here, fellas. Don't mind tastin' the shit out of all of you and askin' you when you wake up.
07:33Nah, we ain't got no problem. We gon' see y'all around.
07:39Hey, thanks for having my back, bruh.
07:41Yo. Anytime but next time.
07:43What?
07:44C'mon, them migga's mad at fuck. Ain't no need for both of us to hibernate. That way, I can drive you to the hospital.
07:49Ha, ha, ha, ha. Migga, that's fucked up. You call them migga's Care Bears. Big dude almost lost his mind after that.
07:55Hey, that pillster? Make him lose his mind right at the back of his skull.
07:58Yeah, and then you gon' lose your butthole virginity to Big Bear in Bear Pipe Penitentiary.
08:02Yo, go ahead and rate that like button. We ain't gon' tell nobody. Go ahead.
08:09Don't forget to share and leave a comment below.
08:12It's gonna be hard for me to reply cause of Google Plus, but hopefully they fix that shit though.
08:16One last thing, don't forget to subscribe. Long live Jay.
08:22Long live Jay. I shoulda auto-tuned that shit, shouldn't I? Auto-tune ain't hot no more. Since when?
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