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00:00Tick-tock, tick-tock.
00:09That, my friends, is the sound of time running out for you.
00:18And at the precise stroke of midnight, you two shall be, how shall I say, kaput!
00:26And as I must not be late for my next heist, I bid you auf Wiedersehen.
00:56What is this now, the fifth or sixth deathtrap I've been tied up to because of you over the years?
01:13Yeah, I said I was sorry.
01:15Up and to the right.
01:15Who knew his wristwatch was equipped with knockout gas?
01:38What, like you've never made a mistake, Bats?
01:41Apparently, I made one when I thought you could help me stop the clock, King.
01:50You keep complaining.
01:52It gives me more time to show you up.
01:56Sure, Green Arrow and I have our squabbles, but that's because we go way back.
02:04As competitive as we are, the truth is we make each other better.
02:11And though I'd never tell as to his face, there's no one else I'd rather have at my side that tight jam than him.
02:26Let's clean the King's Clock.
02:28Let's clean the King.
03:24Oh, oh! And Batman has no kryptonite. Who wins?
03:27Easy, Superman.
03:29Wrong!
03:30Batman, by using his kryptonite.
03:33You just said he had no kryptonite.
03:35Trick question. Batman always has kryptonite.
03:38Which I bet he keeps in that utility belt
03:40you seem to think holds the answer for any jam he's in.
03:43It's a big belt.
03:46It's called the Aristocrats.
03:50Whoa, whoa, whoa! Go back, go back!
03:54The only station to bring you exclusive footage
03:56of Batman and Green Arrow taking on the Clock King.
04:03Oh, yeah. This is gonna be so good!
04:09Punch the clock, baby!
04:12Renfair representin'.
04:14Ah!
04:17Your buddy's bat toast.
04:19See? See?
04:21Utility belt!
04:24Ooh-hoo-hoo!
04:26Game over!
04:28Think you could ever see me being a hero, Paco?
04:34You know, like, on a poster up in some kid's bedroom?
04:37Beep, beep, beep. Detecting high levels of geek.
04:41Okay, whatever. Go home. I gotta sleep.
04:44Later, Super Jaime.
04:48Dude, how long have you been there?
04:50Whoa, geek detector's off the charts.
04:52I bet he wouldn't think that if he knew the truth.
04:54Secret identity thing's a bummer, huh?
04:56I need your expertise for a little emergency.
04:58We have breaking news.
04:59A meteoroid appears to be on a collision course with a space station.
05:03Just let me change.
05:06I'm still trying to figure out the on button for this thing.
05:12Oh, yeah!
05:26Oh, yeah!
05:29Blue Beetle at your service.
05:42Is this like a dream come true? Partners with Batman!
05:46We're not partners. Not yet, at least.
05:49I know. You teach, I learn.
05:54I'm here to learn something, too.
05:56I could have asked Green Lantern to help me with this mission,
05:59but I want to find out if Jaime has what it takes to be a hero.
06:10The plan's simple. Just follow my lead and...
06:15Was I unclear?
06:16That's not me! The suit's taking control!
06:19Whoa! Whoa!
06:22Hey!
06:24This kind of thing happen often?
06:28Huh?
06:33Oh, oh, oh!
06:34Get it!
06:36Uh, no.
06:41Whoa, whoa, whoa!
06:43Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
07:02Let's ride it again, Daddy!
07:04Phew.
07:05Oh,
07:11Where'd they go?
07:14Woo!
07:18Ahh!
07:20So where are we?
07:38Judging from the position of these stars, I'd say that wormhole has brought us to somewhere on the backside of the Milky Way.
07:45And you know that just by looking at dots of light in the sky?
07:48Of course you do.
07:50The Great One has arrived to save our people once again.
08:02Dude, looks like you rock even on the other side of the galaxy.
08:06I don't think they're talking about me.
08:08Okay, what is going on?
08:26Kanjar Ro. He has returned as he does every season to harvest our bodies for fuel.
08:32Phew.
08:33Interesting.
08:34We did not think you would return. Not after your last encounter with Kanjar Ro's terrible Gamma Gong.
08:46But you have returned to save the Gible people once again.
08:54All hail the Blue One!
08:58Uh, thanks. Great to be back.
09:01Who are these people and how do they know me?
09:04The Scarab. Someone had it before you. It must have found a new host after the last guy was killed.
09:10Or, um, retired.
09:16Sidekick. Why do you not bow?
09:19Sidekick? Uh, this is Batman? The greatest hero, like, ever? I mean, you should be bowing to him.
09:26What the Blue One is trying to say is that now he has returned. Kanjar Ro will surely be defeated and your people freed.
09:33No, not what I'm saying. And why are you encouraging this?
09:38All hail the Blue One! All hail the Blue One!
09:43All hail the Blue One!
09:45All hail the Blue One! All hail the Blue One!
09:50All hail the Blue One! What? Now these people think I can save them. I can barely work this suit, much less be the hero they need.
09:59What they need is someone to believe in. And what I need is for you to play along if we're going to save their people.
10:05But I'm telling you, they're not gonna listen to me. You have to come up with a better plan!
10:11This is for you. For returning.
10:13Okay, what do you want me to do, Bats?
10:21We're going to need an army to defeat an army. They may not be much, but they're all we have.
10:27You're gonna have to rally them with some words of inspiration.
10:31What, like in a football movie?
10:33Ah, this'll be good.
10:34Um, hey, so, uh, I guess in the past I've handled this sort of thing myself, but this time, um, I'm gonna need your help.
10:49To fight Kanjaro!
10:55Fight Kanjaro? How can we? Our weapons are no match for his.
11:04And we are weak. You must save us. With your powers!
11:09Yay!
11:11Dude, I tried.
11:13Try harder.
11:15Uh, look, you guys aren't always gonna be able to rely on me.
11:22I mean, what if I've got soccer practice or something?
11:25One of these days, you might have to save yourselves.
11:27And the only way to do that is to find the power that's within each of you.
11:35So, in conclusion, find the power within.
11:39And, um, you know, it's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
11:46They don't have knees. Now wrap it up.
11:47Now wrap it up!
11:48Now wrap it up!
11:49Now wrap it up!
11:50Now wrap it up!
11:51Yeah!
11:52Woo!
11:53Woo!
11:54Woo!
11:55Woo!
11:56Woo!
11:57Woo!
12:02You really think these guys have what it takes to be warriors?
12:08Being around their hero will bring out the best in them.
12:11I guess they're not the only ones I'm worried about.
12:14Just remember, this will get you out of a lot more jams than this.
12:27So, uh, what am I supposed to say here?
12:31What, let's do it? Action, move it or lose it?
12:34How about attack?
12:36Oh, duh.
12:37ATTACK!
12:38ATTACK!
12:40ATTACK!
12:47So cute.
12:49So innocent.
12:54So rich with energy.
12:56Enough to power our entire fleet for our raids on the Mertha Quadrant.
13:10No.
13:11It can't be.
13:12Order the Gibbles to search the ship for the captives.
13:16OK, guys.
13:17Find your friends.
13:19Yeah!
13:20You're looking well for a dead man, Beatle.
13:22Kan-Jar-Ro?
13:23This time I intend to finish the job.
13:24Huh?
13:25Come on, Suit.
13:26Do something that goes boom.
13:27Ah!
13:28Ah!
13:29Ah!
13:30Ah!
13:31Ah!
13:32Ah!
13:33Ah!
13:34Ah!
13:35Ah!
13:36Kanjar-Ro?
13:39This time, I intend to finish the job.
13:49Come on, suit. Do something that goes boom.
14:02That works. Hey, maybe I'm getting the hang of this thing.
14:06Urgh!
14:24Whoa. I just saved Batman.
14:27I just saved Batman!
14:28Way to go, kid.
14:30Let's see what else I can do.
14:36No!
14:50I did it. I did it!
14:52I took out a supervillain!
14:55I rocked!
14:58Great. I get to deal with this now.
15:01It's me versus Kanjar-Ro. Only my feet are trapped in concrete.
15:02Oh, and I'm blindfolded. Who wins?
15:03It's me versus Kanjar-Ro.
15:04It's me versus Kanjar-Ro. It's me versus Kanjar-Ro.
15:05It's me versus Kanjar-Ro. It's me versus Kanjar-Ro.
15:22Okay, here's one. It's me versus Kanjar-Ro. Only my feet are trapped in concrete.
15:28Oh, and I'm blindfolded. Who wins?
15:31You knew!
15:33You guys are good. Oh, this is so cool.
15:36When I said this job was about using your head, I didn't mean for it to go to your head.
15:41Oh, sidekick must not speak in such tones to the Beatle.
15:46Yeah, sidekick.
15:48Follow my lead on this.
16:00There's no need to pull the strings anymore there, Bats. I've got this superhero thing down.
16:13Back for another beatdown?
16:15Yes. Only this time, I'll be doing the beating.
16:21The Gamma Gong.
16:25I remembered you had a weakness for a good two.
16:32My suit! What's happening to it?
16:35My suit! What's happening to it?
16:37My suit!
16:38My suit!
16:39My suit!
16:40My suit!
16:41My suit!
16:42My suit!
16:43My suit!
16:44My suit!
16:45My suit!
16:46My suit!
16:47My suit!
16:48My suit!
16:49My suit!
16:50My suit!
16:51My suit!
16:52My suit!
16:53My suit!
16:54My suit!
16:55My suit!
16:56My suit!
16:57My suit!
16:58My suit!
16:59My suit!
17:00My suit!
17:01My suit!
17:02My suit!
17:03My suit!
17:04My suit!
17:05My suit!
17:06My suit!
17:07My suit!
17:08My suit!
17:09My suit!
17:10My suit!
17:11My suit!
17:12My suit!
17:13My suit!
17:14Don't give up. Attack! Remember? Power within?
17:19Why would they listen to you? You're just some ill-equipped boy playing dress-up.
17:27But I bet you're not the only one who would look good in blue.
17:34I'll be coming for you, Kanjiro. You should be more worried about what's coming for you.
17:44To be continued...
18:06If only we could find this power within the Blue Ones spoke of...
18:10Not a bad idea.
18:14Power within. Power within!
18:30I'll find the right frequency to remove that wart from your back. Even if it kills me.
18:36Even if it kills me.
18:42What am I saying? It's going to kill you.
18:46No!
18:48No!
18:49No!
18:50Oh, my God.
19:20Aaaaaaah!
19:50Don't need your help, Bats.
20:01I've got this superhero thing down.
20:05What was I thinking?
20:07Oh, I know.
20:08I wasn't!
20:09Well, maybe it's time to start.
20:12Come on, think.
20:13What would Batman do?
20:20Okay, so maybe Batman wouldn't do that, but good enough.
20:45Hey, K-Ro!
20:47Time to face the music.
20:50Ah!
21:01Started using your head.
21:04No!
21:16I believe we have found the power within.
21:20Once again, you have saved our people.
21:25More importantly, you have shown us how to save ourselves.
21:31And you, Batman, have proven to be a worthy sidekick.
21:36Your contributions will be forever remembered.
21:38They say it's the thought that counts.
21:45Now, how about that wormhole?
21:47The meteor board.
21:58It's like no time's passed since we left.
22:01Due to the quantum anomalies of wormholes, none has.
22:04Of course, that's just a fancy way of saying, that's weird.
22:08But half the things I encounter on this job make no sense.
22:12Take this mission.
22:13I wanted to see if the kid had hero potential.
22:16Instead, I got to see him become one.
22:20Ready, partner?
22:21See you next time.
22:22You're welcome.
22:24Can't read it.
22:24Make sure.
22:25Stayร
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