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00:00Do you, Liz, take Joe to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:05I do.
00:06How you doing?
00:09That's what you've been doing.
00:11I know, I know.
00:13What are you talking about?
00:15I am talking about you and him f***ing each other.
00:20He's known for months, but he's been waiting for the perfect moment to embarrass her.
00:24It's 100% true.
00:25My mate here as well.
00:27My mate here, what a f***ing boy he is.
00:30He's not even saying a f***ing word.
00:33Can we not do this?
00:34No, we're doing it.
00:35We're doing it.
00:36You guys aren't mind, do you?
00:37They're in.
00:37Look at the look on their faces.
00:40This must have been so awkward for the wedding guests.
00:42Do you think here's the right time to be?
00:44No, absolutely.
00:45That's not, I can explain whatever you think you know.
00:47All right, let's explain it.
00:48Let's go.
00:49It's just to you.
00:50I don't want to do it in front of everyone.
00:51But I'm going to tell everyone anyway afterwards, so.
00:54That's your, that's your choice.
00:55The best man was about to reveal the truth of it all.
01:00Sorry, mate, I thought you was apologizing, but he was just clearing his throat.
01:02It was one time ages ago.
01:04Oh, that's it.
01:06At least my man's got the f***ing to say something.
01:08The best man has been his closest friend since they were kids.
01:11So you what, do you want to swap these flowers and then you don't want to marry her?
01:14You want to bang her, but you don't want to marry her?
01:15That's not what it's like.
01:16I don't want to marry her.
01:20Not a chance.
01:21It was a drunken night.
01:22It was a mistake.
01:24That's all that happened.
01:26I think it was a mistake.
01:27So wait a minute.
01:28We've had many drunken nights together and we've not made that mistake, mate.
01:31So that's not quite cutting it with me.
01:33How did you even find this out?
01:35How did I find this out?
01:36So.
01:37He found out in the worst possible way.
01:39You was asking me to sort the flower arrangement, I think, for the wedding.
01:42So I had your phone.
01:43Matey over here sends a little text.
01:46And I was like, that looks strange.
01:47Let me just click on that.
01:48I start scrolling up.
01:49F*** pics.
01:50You're sending photos in your wedding dress.
01:53Lifting it up.
01:54No underwear on.
01:56Do you know what I mean?
01:57He's sending f*** pics.
01:58You're sending photos with like your wedding dress lifted up.
02:01Now that the truth was out for everyone to see, she was on the verge of breaking down
02:05in front of her friends and family.
02:07No, no, I'm not doing this.
02:08If you figure, if you work this out at the time that we were starting that flower, that
02:12was ages ago.
02:13Yeah.
02:14So you've just been fully lying to my face, pretending that we're great.
02:18Yeah, I've been, I've been such a bad person.
02:20And we've still been having s***s in that time.
02:22So you've just been in this whole other acting role.
02:25You're.
02:26Yeah, I'm, I'm a terrible person.
02:29Shall we take this?
02:30Yeah, do you know what?
02:30I made a mistake, but you're a f***ing psychopath.
02:32Yeah, see you later, mate.
02:34Ta-ra.
02:34Oh, come on, man, you love her.
02:36Nah, I don't know.
02:37Let's go after her.
02:38You go after her, bro.
02:39I don't need to, it's your wishes.
02:40Nah, man.
02:42Yeah, I'll tell you what, take this off your part.
02:43You'll have a lovely time, I promise you.
02:45Just going like after her.
02:49You still love her.
02:51You can talk about it, but let's just go get it sorted.
02:54You mean do me a favour and marry her?
02:56Come on.
02:57Come on.
02:57Does this mean there won't be any cake?
02:59You're.
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