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Kung Fu Girl Saved the Dying CEO Dad With Just Two PunchesAnd CEO Married Her on the Spot - Chinese Drama - Full English Sub
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00:00:00you forbid me from descending I'm determined to visit earth to see why
00:00:08third sister found mortal life so enchanting she forgot celestial duties
00:00:30someone's here
00:01:00human you're beautiful run are you male or female brother she can fly fly what
00:01:24fly she divine killed them both I'm celestial how would you guess is this
00:01:28fighting game fun I'll play too
00:01:43ghost ghouls monster where are they hey why are you running the game just started
00:01:51such cowardice who are you I'm shall go huh they're mercenaries more must be
00:02:03nearby let's move fast
00:02:04you're hurt not at all why are you crawling you're crawling too I'm injured oh do you know before blade
00:02:24removal we disinfect first then apply anesthetic just a small knife can't hurt much want to test it
00:02:30no pain impossible try harder ah does it really hurt let me feel
00:02:40still no pain
00:02:45delicious yummy was I blind did I misjudge
00:02:57let's go spar again if you're a deity take me with you I'm not done playing yet
00:03:07so sweet let's try again
00:03:26hey what are you fierce tigress
00:03:28red one give it back catch me if you can
00:03:32hey you run too slow
00:03:36my legs fine now how'd you do that I'm a deity easy fix for me
00:03:49which deity the one and only god of wealth
00:03:52uh whoa why are you running forgetting your pants
00:04:03humans are fragile yet father calls them dangerous
00:04:08why can't I fly
00:04:14oh no he absorbed the spirit orb without that orb I can't return to heaven father will skin me alive
00:04:24tracking spell engaged
00:04:28who are you talking about cardboard box calling it an urn that's a death curse
00:04:43excuse me do officials live here huh psychiatric hospital is to your left
00:04:47I'm looking for the owner of these pants
00:04:50he took my most precious thing aren't these my brother's pants why does she have them
00:04:55what
00:04:56huh did jing cheng touch you touch me he definitely did
00:05:00quick welcome the young madam inside
00:05:02she'll be our only daughter-in-law
00:05:06welcome home young mistress
00:05:08my brother's gynophobic
00:05:13how could he with her
00:05:15hey xiao go tell me quickly how did you win jing cheng
00:05:20jing lin call your brother now tell him his bride's here
00:05:24hurry up
00:05:25ah mom don't be fooled my brother's a perennial bachelor
00:05:29he'll never blossom little brother
00:05:31mom jing cheng look someone's here
00:05:35who who's here come quick
00:05:37why are you here
00:05:41you kissed me stole my lingzhu pearl trapping me on earth
00:05:43I can't go home here your pants take them back give me back my pearl
00:05:49the pearls gone how should I know where
00:05:51brother these are your personal pants if you didn't touch her why would she have
00:05:55them brother our chi family despises heartbreakers most don't be the first
00:05:59we agreed not to mention that
00:06:07mention what oh you kissing me
00:06:09listen well from now on she's the chi family's only daughter-in-law if you mistreat her
00:06:17you're banished mom we're not what you think brother such a beauty if you refuse i'll take her
00:06:25she might be pregnant
00:06:27i heard i have a granddaughter-in-law where let me see grandpa's right here grandpa my sister-in-law is carrying our family's
00:06:35heir what get her seated immediately someone prepared dinner no one goes hungry here especially my great grandchild
00:06:41i just met her this morning how could
00:06:43how could she be pregnant oh you defiled her right after meeting you act all proper but you're wild behind closed doors
00:06:49what are they talking about
00:06:51you're fine i'll stay for now i'll find a way to extract the spiritual pearl then return to heaven
00:06:55i i have nowhere to go
00:06:57tell them you're not carrying my child
00:06:59it's true i am i get it now you're just scamming me those mountain assassins were your hired actors too extras
00:07:10child consider this your home we're family now thank you grandpa you what did you call me grandpa did i get it wrong
00:07:17grandpa to the hospital now
00:07:24the cancer has spread everywhere no treatment can help now prepare the funeral arrangements
00:07:31how could this happen get the world's top doctors here
00:07:34old master chi holding on this long is already miraculous
00:07:38he's been clinging to life hoping to see you settle down now that the young madam is pregnant
00:07:43his last wish fulfilled he can let go so he
00:07:49but nothing happened between us
00:07:51how could there be a child brother you can't ruin her life and deny responsibility i despise you
00:07:56wait you
00:07:59tell them i never touched you
00:08:01go tell them did i even touch you
00:08:05yes you did hey you
00:08:07you're ruining my reputation i'll sue you
00:08:10doctor is there really no other way
00:08:14ugh
00:08:18grandpa
00:08:20grandpa wake up don't leave us like this grandpa
00:08:22he's not dead yet
00:08:24grandpa was perfectly healthy
00:08:28how did this happen did you poison him
00:08:30how dare you accuse us we'd never harm grandpa
00:08:32explain this then why is he lying here
00:08:34the doctor said grandpa fulfilled his wish
00:08:36now that brother married so he fell ill
00:08:38nonsense grandpa has more grandsons than jing shang i'm right here we agreed
00:08:42the main and branch families would take turns caring for him but you blocked us
00:08:46you're scheming something
00:08:47stop making such a racket grandpa needs peace
00:08:50leave if you've nothing useful to say
00:08:52it's just a minor illness why the panic
00:08:56minor stage 4 cancer isn't minor you're trying to kill him with stress to seize the chi family fortune
00:09:02to you watch your tone with my sister-in-law can't handle the truth
00:09:06if you disturb my daughter-in-law's baby you'll pay for it
00:09:10what she's pregnant with jing cheng's child
00:09:12grandpa already favored jing cheng heavily
00:09:14if she delivers this heir our branch family will lose everything
00:09:18no we must eliminate the child in her womb
00:09:22one more word and you'll get zero shares from the chi family
00:09:26don't think your ceo title lets you
00:09:28bully the powerless
00:09:30can you really save grandpa
00:09:32sure just let me punch him once
00:09:34where'd you find this lunatic get her to a psych ward
00:09:39shh i can't take this i need to hit someone
00:09:42grandpa has terminal cancer even top doctors can't cure him
00:09:46if she succeeds i'll eat my own shit
00:09:48humans are so gross loving this disgusting stuff
00:09:51it's a bet got it a bet
00:09:53invincible xiao guo
00:09:56sis-in-law you can't hit grandpa grandpa can't handle pain
00:09:59hey xiao guo don't listen to them your good intentions
00:10:03dad wouldn't blame you even if he passed
00:10:06relax punching him will definitely revive him
00:10:12let her try
00:10:20holy crap
00:10:22qi jing cheng i suspect you hired this lunatic to kill grandpa
00:10:25and seize the chi family fortune
00:10:27you how dare
00:10:28grandpa
00:10:29the chi family fortune is rightfully mine
00:10:31why would i steal it
00:10:32i
00:10:33how should i know
00:10:34why the old man's still unconscious
00:10:36hmm
00:10:37gulp
00:10:38must be rusty
00:10:39from lack of practice
00:10:40one more try will do it
00:10:41heh
00:10:42someone help they're murdering for money
00:10:51help
00:10:52come quick
00:10:53what's happening
00:10:54doctor it's her
00:10:55i saw her pounding grandpa's chest
00:10:56she beat him to death
00:10:57and these people
00:10:58all accomplices
00:10:59i've saved the evidence
00:11:00calling the police now
00:11:01oh my
00:11:02dad
00:11:03you're awake
00:11:04grandpa how do you feel
00:11:05my chest pain's gone
00:11:06no body aches either
00:11:07i feel rejuvenated
00:11:08this
00:11:15this
00:11:16this
00:11:17this
00:11:18is unbelievable
00:11:19absolutely miraculous
00:11:20not just cured
00:11:21he's decades younger
00:11:22he's decades younger
00:11:23his biological age
00:11:24around thirty now
00:11:26impossible
00:11:27which
00:11:28what did you do
00:11:30you asked me to save him
00:11:31i
00:11:32doctor
00:11:33check grandpa again
00:11:34is he truly healed
00:11:35you wanted me dead huh
00:11:38triple checked
00:11:39no issues remain
00:11:40sis
00:11:41you're amazing
00:11:42is she an actual deity
00:11:44deities don't exist
00:11:46el guo
00:11:47guo
00:11:48you're grandpa's savior
00:11:49no grandpa
00:11:50she tried to kill you
00:11:51this was accidental
00:11:52my survival
00:11:55upsets you
00:11:56doesn't it
00:11:57grandpa i'm innocent
00:11:58out
00:11:59get out of my sight
00:12:00my dear granddaughter-in-law
00:12:05name your wish
00:12:06i'll grant anything
00:12:07i want him
00:12:08done
00:12:09this rascal will
00:12:10get your marriage certificate now
00:12:11i object
00:12:12objection overruled
00:12:15my life is ruined
00:12:19so i can't get the lingzhu back now
00:12:21uh
00:12:30i'm still a virgin bachelor
00:12:39just one day
00:12:40lost my innocence twice
00:12:41i think my spiritual powers returning
00:12:43old hag if you kneel and beg me this vase in my hand and everything here will be yours
00:13:00i'll beat your ass until it blossoms
00:13:03ow
00:13:04it hurts
00:13:05elder
00:13:06thank you
00:13:07good deeds bring good fortune
00:13:09you two
00:13:11you two again
00:13:12chi jing cheng
00:13:13don't think i'm scared of you
00:13:14oh my child
00:13:17what's wrong
00:13:18don't scare grandma like this
00:13:20the child's fading fast
00:13:22my precious child
00:13:25my precious child
00:13:26it's all my fault for being useless
00:13:28no money for your treatment
00:13:30i can heal him
00:13:31ha ha ha
00:13:32don't tell me you'll use that same method again
00:13:34don't beat the child to death
00:13:35hey old woman
00:13:36listen carefully
00:13:37this crazy woman heals people by beating them
00:13:39can your kid take a beating
00:13:40you're the one who's sick
00:13:42let me cure you first
00:13:43xiao guo
00:13:44can you really save him
00:13:45you're the crazy one
00:13:55hmm
00:13:56your healing methods keep getting lamer
00:13:58if that kid wakes up
00:13:59i'll wash my hair upside down
00:14:00i
00:14:07grandma
00:14:08he's awake
00:14:09thank goodness you're awake
00:14:11that's a relief
00:14:12how is this possible
00:14:13waking up doesn't mean he's healed
00:14:22i'm strong as an ox
00:14:23thank you
00:14:24praise the merciful bodhisattva
00:14:26i'm not a bodhisattva
00:14:28the bodhisattva is my third aunt's
00:14:29cousin-in-law's great aunt
00:14:38unbelievable
00:14:39stoned a gold again
00:14:50it's real gold
00:14:51thank you
00:14:52immortal
00:14:56ah i want gold too
00:14:58kneel and kowtow
00:14:59yes
00:15:00right away
00:15:02bestow me with gold
00:15:03give me gold
00:15:04i beg you
00:15:13i'm rich
00:15:14i'm rich
00:15:15i'm rich
00:15:16master
00:15:17marry me shelfie
00:15:18this is your proposal
00:15:24my turn
00:15:27my turn
00:15:28i want gold too
00:15:29stop that
00:15:30you'll cause disaster
00:15:31it's her
00:15:32she's the immortal
00:15:34that's her
00:15:35she's the deity
00:15:36hey hey
00:15:37are you okay
00:15:38so sweet
00:15:42my spiritual energy is mostly restored
00:15:46mom
00:15:47quick
00:15:48bring out all the junk from our house
00:15:50oh great deity
00:15:51transform this for me
00:15:52miracle worker
00:15:53turn this into gold
00:15:54my family's got elders and kids to feed
00:16:01perfect my son's tuition is covered
00:16:03finally bringing parents to the city
00:16:05move aside
00:16:06make way
00:16:08oh divine one
00:16:10look
00:16:11i've got an elderly mother to support
00:16:13to you
00:16:14you're able-bodied folks
00:16:15work
00:16:16and earn your key
00:16:17how dare you
00:16:18be so shameless
00:16:19you called me a crazy woman
00:16:20not shameless
00:16:22just thick skinned
00:16:23see
00:16:24it even bounces back
00:16:26but this level of audacity
00:16:28is new to me
00:16:29ignore them
00:16:30let's go before trouble starts
00:16:31wait wait
00:16:32oh mercy me
00:16:33my fate's so bitter
00:16:34sick with no money for care
00:16:35mom
00:16:36mom
00:16:37you okay
00:16:38i yell
00:16:39deity
00:16:40save my mother
00:16:41just turn those to gold
00:16:42you're peeling face skin
00:16:43left and right
00:16:44total loss of dignity
00:16:45one golden item per person
00:16:47one
00:16:48then
00:16:49the biggest one
00:16:50biggest possible
00:16:51deal
00:16:52this how could a deity turn his own mother into gold
00:17:04you turned your mom into gold
00:17:05how are you gonna spend that
00:17:06ha ha ha we're rich
00:17:08this is a gold mine
00:17:09solid gold
00:17:10even her belly's pure gold
00:17:11ha ha ha ha
00:17:12cha-ching
00:17:13who is this woman
00:17:17she turns people to gold
00:17:18you
00:17:22you held my hand
00:17:23uh
00:17:24i don't care who you are
00:17:29creating all that gold from thin air will bring trouble
00:17:32i'm not scared
00:17:34hmm
00:17:36hmm
00:17:37is it because the spirit pearl's not back
00:17:40only a sliver of magic remains
00:17:42another kiss
00:17:44another kiss
00:17:46no way
00:17:47just one more
00:17:48hey
00:17:49just one please
00:17:50i won't get down
00:17:51get down now
00:17:52no
00:17:53mom my brother's back
00:17:54they're so lovey-dovey
00:17:55won't
00:17:56won't
00:17:57daughter-in-law
00:17:58got the marriage license
00:17:59all set
00:18:01daughter-in-law i have a gift for you
00:18:05come let me show you
00:18:06nice
00:18:07elixirs or magic artifacts
00:18:08huh
00:18:09a car
00:18:11a house and jewelry
00:18:12what's a car
00:18:13it's a giant metal room
00:18:15you sit inside
00:18:16it'll take you anywhere
00:18:17cool
00:18:18let's go
00:18:19heartbreaker
00:18:21scumbag
00:18:22hey wait up
00:18:23sis-in-law
00:18:24your wedding photos stunning
00:18:25you cheating snake
00:18:27cheating snake
00:18:28xixin i'm your brother
00:18:32damn cheater
00:18:36fine i'm not coming
00:18:46welcome madam
00:18:47xiao guo
00:18:48look around
00:18:49anything catch your eye
00:18:50if not i'll have them fetch more
00:18:52xiao guo
00:18:53if you want it
00:18:54i'll pluck stars from the sky
00:18:57where'd she go
00:18:58daughter-in-law
00:18:59granddaughter-in-law
00:19:00granddaughter-in-law
00:19:01be careful
00:19:06come home
00:19:07take me to the office
00:19:08can't do it president chi
00:19:09now one gin of gold
00:19:10only gets one liter of gas
00:19:11i can't afford fuel anymore
00:19:13what
00:19:14must be those gold bars
00:19:15you magically created earlier
00:19:18who is she really
00:19:20thrilling
00:19:21shall guo you okay
00:19:23are you hurt
00:19:24i could go another round
00:19:26lightning mother's artifact feels so familiar
00:19:32my powers are recovering
00:19:33can i take this
00:19:34absolutely
00:19:35take anything you want
00:19:36if this old man's in your way
00:19:38i'll gladly disappear
00:19:39same here
00:19:40come with me somewhere
00:19:42come with me somewhere
00:19:43where
00:19:44where you made that gold earlier
00:19:45you single-handedly
00:19:46caused market inflation
00:19:47now one gin of gold
00:19:49can't even buy one gin of rice
00:19:50i'm literally hand of gold afford noodles
00:19:53buddy
00:19:54i serve noodles in golden bowls
00:19:56gold tables
00:19:57and gold chairs
00:19:58now your gold's worthless
00:20:03you've gone too far
00:20:04eat or not
00:20:05leave if you won't eat
00:20:09tigers don't roar often
00:20:10but i'm no hello kitty boss
00:20:12what is it
00:20:15can this gold hand
00:20:16buy two bites of noodles
00:20:18pitying your situation
00:20:19here's half a bowl
00:20:21ha ha
00:20:27stop
00:20:29oh deity
00:20:30there you are
00:20:31ha ha
00:20:32please
00:20:33turn my mother back
00:20:34reverse all that gold
00:20:35wasn't this what you wanted
00:20:36you begged me for this
00:20:37when everything turns to gold
00:20:39gold loses its value
00:20:40greed truly destroys people
00:20:42you asked for this
00:20:44i'm begging you
00:20:46undo all this
00:20:47my gold my precious gold
00:20:54mom
00:20:56you're all right now
00:20:57you're insane
00:20:58i'm done for
00:20:59so done
00:21:00daring to dismember your own mother
00:21:01this is the end
00:21:02wait mom
00:21:04stop hitting me
00:21:05i've got important business
00:21:06shhhh
00:21:08fairy turn this into gold i beg you
00:21:09shhhh
00:21:10shhhh
00:21:11shhhh
00:21:12shhhh
00:21:13shhhh
00:21:14shhhh
00:21:15shhhh
00:21:16shhhh
00:21:17shhhh
00:21:18shhhh
00:21:19shhhh
00:21:20fairy turn this into gold i beg you
00:21:22qiyu you're utterly shameless
00:21:24you demanded the golden touch
00:21:26qijing cheng this doesn't concern you
00:21:28ha ha ha deity just make this one thing golden nothing else matters
00:21:30human your greed knows no bounds
00:21:31let's go human
00:21:32wait
00:21:33fairy hold on
00:21:34ow ouch
00:21:36let's keep this civil no need for violence
00:21:37hey you
00:21:39ah i don't care you're responsible for this my mother's arm was injured because of you
00:21:45your audacity is unbelievable your mother's injury stemmed from your greed and shamelessness
00:21:55now i understand why father warned about human greed humans truly can't be trusted
00:21:59immortal immortal please turn these into gold again
00:22:02ouch son are you okay mom it hurts it really hurts
00:22:04ouch ouch ouch
00:22:11ouch son are you okay mom it hurts it really hurts ouch ouch ouch
00:22:16oh mom we could hire a taoist priest to capture her as a demon then she'd have no choice but make gold for us forever
00:22:23exactly
00:22:24hey mom we'll be rich ouch ouch
00:22:27do you like me
00:22:50like me
00:22:52don't flatter yourself
00:22:55i don't know how you turn things into gold but people are greedy you'll get hurt
00:23:03from now on stop showing your powers carelessly
00:23:06dad always said this is called caring hey are you worried about me
00:23:10not at all i just don't want to get dragged down
00:23:13but the spirit pearl is glowing that means you're nervous
00:23:17why hasn't the spirit pearl returned yet
00:23:23maybe the kiss wasn't strong enough
00:23:26how did i get back here
00:23:29i'm warning you don't mess around
00:23:33daughter-in-law come back
00:23:36qi jing cheng don't you dare bully my daughter-in-law she's carrying our precious grandson
00:23:44mom i wasn't bullying her
00:23:50guess the kiss wasn't passionate enough
00:23:52kiss her harder maybe the spirit pearl will return
00:23:55stop touching me i'm warning you no funny business
00:24:08oh ma this is so embarrassing
00:24:12ugh
00:24:15son eat these tonics
00:24:18brother i specifically asked the nanny to buy pork kidneys
00:24:22bro i gave out my beauty oysters to fuel your stamina
00:24:25hey premium ox pizzle still simmering
00:24:27hey hey hey
00:24:29i didn't sleep all night
00:24:32no time for chit chat
00:24:33oh my
00:24:34my spirit pearl
00:24:36my spirit pearl
00:24:37seems i'll have a house full of descendants
00:24:40haha grandpa i'm here to vanquish demons
00:24:44heavens my spirit pearl
00:24:53give back my spirit pearl
00:24:56dad our house hasn't been this lively in ages
00:24:59exactly
00:25:00once xiao guo gives us a grandchild
00:25:02the house will be even livelier
00:25:05did someone break in earlier
00:25:06not sure
00:25:07i think a stray dog got in
00:25:09use a bone to chase it out
00:25:12you're crossing the line
00:25:14in that case
00:25:15master
00:25:16she's the demoness
00:25:18who you calling a demon
00:25:19it's her
00:25:20master
00:25:21she can not only turn people into gold
00:25:23look
00:25:24she even wants to eat humans
00:25:26master subdue her
00:25:29by heaven and earth
00:25:31evil be banished
00:25:32did you do this
00:25:42oh no
00:25:43master are you all right
00:25:45who are you
00:25:46lakai
00:25:47guess who
00:25:48i'm too old
00:25:49play guessing games
00:25:50you guess
00:25:51i can't guess either
00:25:53you all guess
00:25:54can't guess
00:25:55i still can't guess
00:25:57you guess
00:25:58who are you really
00:26:00the kai
00:26:01guess who
00:26:02we can't guess
00:26:03why make us guess
00:26:05oh master
00:26:07ah
00:26:08he said his name's lee kai
00:26:09lee as in treewood
00:26:10kai as in guess who
00:26:12oh
00:26:13why are you really here
00:26:14stop laughing
00:26:15i'm here to capture you
00:26:17me
00:26:18capture me
00:26:19i'm no demon
00:26:20taoist priest
00:26:21do something
00:26:22hugh
00:26:23don't think having issues
00:26:24lets you do whatever
00:26:25my future granddaughter-in-law
00:26:27can't be a demon
00:26:28if anything
00:26:29she's an angel
00:26:30exactly
00:26:31you
00:26:32stop bringing home
00:26:33every stray dog
00:26:34and alley cat
00:26:35you'll taint our air
00:26:36i think you've all
00:26:39been blinded by this demon
00:26:40which is illusions
00:26:41xiao guo
00:26:42xiao guo are you okay?
00:26:44none can escape my peachwood sword
00:26:45wait master
00:26:46i wanted you to subdue her
00:26:48not kill her
00:26:49you killed her
00:26:50who'll turn things into gold now
00:26:51my duty
00:26:52is to vanquish demons
00:26:54enough talk
00:26:55let's go
00:26:56think you can run
00:26:57no way
00:26:59monster
00:27:01you're safe now xiao guo
00:27:02of course
00:27:04you can run
00:27:05no way
00:27:06monster
00:27:07you're safe now xiao guo
00:27:09of course
00:27:10you can run
00:27:11you can run
00:27:12no way
00:27:13you can run
00:27:14no way
00:27:15you can run
00:27:16no way
00:27:17of course i'm fine
00:27:19i'm an immortal
00:27:20bravo daughter-in-law
00:27:22got it
00:27:23she's clearly a demon
00:27:24no one survives a sword strike
00:27:26completely unharmed
00:27:27stop backing up
00:27:29i won't listen
00:27:30to a demon's words
00:27:31exactly
00:27:32seriously
00:27:33stop retreating
00:27:34i won't hear it
00:27:35don't take another step back
00:27:40i warned you all
00:27:41to stop backing up
00:27:42why won't you listen
00:27:43oh i just remembered
00:27:46i have a heavenly cauldron
00:27:48this relic
00:27:49passed down through countless
00:27:50are you stammering
00:27:51never mind that
00:27:53this ancestral treasure
00:27:54will surely capture you
00:27:56yes
00:27:57toss her into the furnace
00:27:58and turn her to ashes
00:27:59turn her to ashes
00:28:01and turn her to ashes
00:29:02See? I told you she's a demon.
00:29:04Look, Xiao Guo.
00:29:07Stay back.
00:29:07I look stunning today.
00:29:14Seems you demon have some cultivation. I'm serious now. I'll exorcise you today.
00:29:19How did you take Tianyuan Cauldron? Ordinary demons would be destroyed touching it.
00:29:31Why can't I hold it?
00:29:31This monster's too tough.
00:29:42Your horsetail whisk...
00:29:43No, no, no.
00:29:45Is yours.
00:29:46Trying to escape? No way.
00:29:54Xi Jingcheng? I'm your brother. Release me.
00:29:57You claim to be my brother?
00:29:58I just... I feared you'd be enchanted by that demoness.
00:30:02She's no demon. She's family. Harm Xiao Guo again, and you'll regret it.
00:30:06But she clearly...
00:30:08I'll cover medical costs.
00:30:23You've gone too far. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
00:30:35So useless. Can't even handle this.
00:30:38Mom, how was I to know that Xiao Guo is like an indestructible cockroach?
00:30:42This formidable...
00:30:42I pulled every string to buy you 30% shares in Qi Group. Either way, you'll have a say in Qi Group.
00:30:51That's great, Mom. With this, I'll be Qi Group's executive.
00:30:54When we remove Jingcheng Qi, Qi Group will be ours.
00:30:59Once we take Qi Group, that Xiao Guo woman will have to obey us and make gold for us.
00:31:04Seems I'm still a bit hungry.
00:31:19Still hungry?
00:31:20Did I perhaps... eat too much?
00:31:22Not at all.
00:31:27Eat more.
00:31:29Eat all you want.
00:31:33Have more.
00:31:34You really are hungry.
00:31:41You heartless jerk.
00:31:42She's your wife.
00:31:43She needs nutrition.
00:31:45The baby needs it too.
00:31:46Exactly.
00:31:47Men don't understand pregnancy.
00:31:49Eat more, sis.
00:31:55I think I'm finally full.
00:31:59But my spiritual power isn't fully restored yet.
00:32:02How to restore your power.
00:32:03Kiss your husband.
00:32:04Oh, I forgot the laundry.
00:32:09I'll get the clothes, Mom.
00:32:11Got something to do.
00:32:12You stay here.
00:32:13President Ki, you're in for it.
00:32:17You're falling in love.
00:32:20It's still sweet as ever.
00:32:23Want something sweeter?
00:32:24Care to give it a try?
00:32:25Sweet enough?
00:32:26Sweet enough?
00:32:34Plenty sweet.
00:32:35Keep going.
00:32:40President Ki...
00:32:41President Ki...
00:32:42President Ki...
00:32:43President Ki...
00:32:44Here's today's schedule.
00:32:46Take a look.
00:32:47Why is it scheduled until ten?
00:32:52Cancel it.
00:32:53From now on, I need to be home by eight every day.
00:32:55Understood.
00:32:58Hold on.
00:33:00There's always a girl trying to kiss you.
00:33:02What does that mean?
00:33:03Always wanting to kiss you?
00:33:06She must have a crush on you.
00:33:16Likes me?
00:33:16What are you doing here?
00:33:28I came to find you.
00:33:32You here to return the Ling Ju to me?
00:33:34At the office, maintain professionalism.
00:33:41What's professionalism mean?
00:33:43It means...
00:33:45When others are around...
00:33:48No.
00:33:52Qi Jing Cheng, if you just want to date...
00:33:56Jing Cheng Chi, if you just want to fling...
00:33:58Hand the company over to me.
00:34:01Hey!
00:34:01Let's cultivate our spiritual bond.
00:34:06My mother taught us...
00:34:07Spiritual cultivation accelerates soul fusion.
00:34:09Maybe this way.
00:34:10My spirit pearl will return.
00:34:12Spiritual bond.
00:34:17Jing Cheng Chi, look at these documents.
00:34:21Not interested.
00:34:23I've acquired 30% of Qi Corporation shares.
00:34:26Now, I'm the second largest shareholder.
00:34:29This company belongs to me, too.
00:34:30So what?
00:34:31Secretary Lin, escort him out.
00:34:34You're utterly disrespectful, Jing Cheng Chi.
00:34:36You're more annoying than a yappy chihuahua.
00:34:48Mahogany furniture, $3 million.
00:34:50Don't forget to pay.
00:34:56You'll regret this.
00:34:57Who's there?
00:35:00How rude.
00:35:01Taking a dump here.
00:35:02Did you do this?
00:35:04He interrupted our cultivation.
00:35:05Let's resume.
00:35:08Not right now.
00:35:17Is everything prepared?
00:35:19All set.
00:35:19Foolproof plan in place.
00:35:20This time, I will take back Qi Corporation for good.
00:35:30Jing Cheng Chi, your time is up.
00:35:34Mr. Qi...
00:35:34Then it's settled, okay?
00:35:37Let's go meditate.
00:35:38Secretary Lin, handle Mr. Wang yourself.
00:35:41Keep up the good work.
00:35:42These two, they're getting weirder by the day.
00:35:51He's meditating.
00:35:53My apologies.
00:35:54Please.
00:36:01We'll continue meditating.
00:36:15What's on your mind?
00:36:16Stay put.
00:36:16I'm leaving.
00:36:26So here you are, hiding to make calls?
00:36:28No elixir revives a soulless body.
00:36:46No elixir revives a soulless body.
00:36:46My dear brother, you're so young.
00:37:00Why did you leave us so soon?
00:37:13Grandfather, Jing Cheng is gone.
00:37:15The company's stability comes first now.
00:37:17I'll take Jing Cheng's place and manage the company.
00:37:21You bastard.
00:37:22You think I don't see through your schemes?
00:37:25Grandfather, we have to move forward.
00:37:27The living must carry on.
00:37:30Get out.
00:37:31The Qi family doesn't want you here.
00:37:34Grandfather, I'm part of the Qi family too.
00:37:36I'm the only one fit to lead now.
00:37:39Who else is there?
00:37:40This spendthrift fool.
00:37:42Or that cursed, homebound waste.
00:37:45Qi Yu, I am still here.
00:37:47You think I didn't earn my place before marriage?
00:37:50A woman in business?
00:37:51Ridiculous.
00:37:53Your time is over.
00:37:55Grandfather, stop hesitating.
00:37:58Qi Group thrived under Jing Cheng.
00:38:01You have no right to take over.
00:38:04How dare you?
00:38:05I'm Qi Group's largest shareholder.
00:38:07Your scattered shares aren't worth a damn.
00:38:10Haven't you heard about our poison pill plan?
00:38:12Even combined, those stocks are just 5% of shares.
00:38:15Kia, what makes you think that dying would let you steal Qi Group?
00:38:20Ghost.
00:38:21I'm not dead.
00:38:21Why the guilty conscience?
00:38:22If you're not dead, why is everyone crying over your portrait then?
00:38:25This is my brother's art photo.
00:38:27You hillbilly.
00:38:28Never seen a black and white art photo before?
00:38:29I was just moved.
00:38:31This kid grew up in the blink of an eye.
00:38:34I'm just so tired my eyes are watering.
00:38:37Are you guys nuts?
00:38:38No one said Jing Cheng died.
00:38:40I didn't say that either.
00:38:42I heard it from others.
00:38:43Isn't this a guilty conscience?
00:38:45Why should I be guilty?
00:38:47Fine.
00:38:47Since Jing Cheng's okay, I'll take my leave.
00:38:50See ya.
00:38:50We haven't finished talking.
00:38:52Move.
00:39:04You'll pay for this.
00:39:12Crap.
00:39:12My spirit pearl's missing.
00:39:14No magic power?
00:39:16You really are a demon.
00:39:18I'll get someone to vanquish you.
00:39:20How could my daughter-in-law be a monster?
00:39:22At least a deity, maybe.
00:39:25Granddaughter-in-law, you alright?
00:39:26Fine.
00:39:27I'll go find spiritual energy.
00:39:29She saved me.
00:39:35A cure needs a willing soul.
00:39:37He's gone.
00:39:38Human, you're awake.
00:40:09She'll go.
00:40:10It's nothing.
00:40:11My father always said, saving a life builds heavenly merit.
00:40:14I...
00:40:14What's wrong?
00:40:17Probably spiritual exhaustion.
00:40:19The spirit orb's in you now.
00:40:20I'm getting weaker.
00:40:22Is there any quick way to restore energy?
00:40:24I can help you.
00:40:25Yes.
00:40:26Spiritual communion.
00:40:27Our energies could merge fast through spiritual communion.
00:40:30Come.
00:40:31Wait.
00:40:33I need time.
00:40:36Xiaogo.
00:40:37For saving my life.
00:40:39And spiritual bond.
00:40:40I'll take responsibility.
00:40:41What are you doing?
00:40:49Xiaogo's been caring for you endlessly.
00:40:51Now you bully her?
00:40:54Mom.
00:40:55I didn't bully her.
00:40:56What were you doing then?
00:40:57We were spiritually bonding.
00:41:01What's spiritual bond?
00:41:02It's when...
00:41:04Couples sleep together.
00:41:07This pillow doesn't feel right.
00:41:19So this is what spiritual cultivation feels like.
00:41:21Spiritual cultivation can restore spiritual energy this fast.
00:41:33Then, I should cultivate with people more often.
00:41:38People.
00:41:40From now on, call me a cheng.
00:41:42A cheng.
00:41:43A cheng.
00:41:43Why are you acting like a child?
00:42:01You'll catch a cold.
00:42:06A cheng.
00:42:07Let's cultivate together.
00:42:11Cultivation.
00:42:11Is for night time.
00:42:13Let's eat first.
00:42:17Come.
00:42:20These newlyweds are so affectionate early in the morning and already inseparable.
00:42:25Jing cheng.
00:42:26I'm just saying.
00:42:27Xiaoguo is carrying your child.
00:42:29Young people should practice moderation.
00:42:34Mom.
00:42:35Actually.
00:42:36She's not pregnant.
00:42:37Drink.
00:42:41Xiaoguo.
00:42:42This was airlifted fresh this morning.
00:42:45Try it while it's fresh.
00:42:49Is it good?
00:42:50Delicious.
00:42:51Eat more then.
00:42:53Build up your strength.
00:42:54Granddaughter-in-law.
00:42:55Granddaughter-in-law.
00:43:01This jade bracelet has been passed down in our family.
00:43:05Keep it safe.
00:43:06Thank you, Grandpa.
00:43:10Never imagined Grandpa's jade bracelet?
00:43:12President Qi, the mastermind behind the hit and run.
00:43:15I'm already investigating it.
00:43:16And we've contained all information about your accident.
00:43:20Well done.
00:43:21But this matter involves Qi Yu as well.
00:43:24Understood.
00:43:25President Qi, you have an urgent meeting to attend.
00:43:27I'll attend the meeting first.
00:43:32Entertain yourself for now.
00:43:33All right.
00:43:36How exactly does this bracelet's dimensional space work?
00:43:40Should we now address you as Mrs. Qi?
00:43:43Exactly.
00:43:44Absolutely.
00:43:45Mrs. Qi?
00:43:46Ms. Nee and President Qi were childhood sweethearts.
00:43:49Freshly returned from overseas studies.
00:43:52She's the epitome of the idealized love interest.
00:43:55Exactly.
00:43:56Precisely.
00:43:57While these are established facts, let's all keep things discreet.
00:44:02Come.
00:44:03These are gifts I prepared for everyone.
00:44:05My God.
00:44:06This is Hermes' latest collection.
00:44:09The boss's wife spares no expense.
00:44:11Where's mine?
00:44:12Do I get one?
00:44:13Mrs. Qi, did you get me one?
00:44:15Your hard work at Qi Corporation will be rewarded even more generously in the future.
00:44:21Ms. Nee, I'm more anxious than President Qi
00:44:23to have him bring home a wonderful woman like you.
00:44:26Indeed.
00:44:28What are you all doing here?
00:44:30Who are you?
00:44:31Never seen you before.
00:44:32Which department are you from?
00:44:33I always wait over there.
00:44:35That's Qi's private office.
00:44:37Someone like you would never get access.
00:44:40Trying to show off backfired?
00:44:41All right.
00:44:42Enough talking.
00:44:44The Jing Cheng office needs regular cleaning.
00:44:46Maybe she's the cleaning lady.
00:44:48Ms. Nee, you're too kind.
00:44:50She's clearly after Mr. Qi.
00:44:52Or maybe you just want to get some freebies.
00:44:54Let me make this clear.
00:44:56Cleaners don't get bonuses.
00:44:58Enough, everyone.
00:44:59Anyone contributing to Qi Corp deserves a reward.
00:45:02Here.
00:45:04You all adore these cheap knockoffs.
00:45:06I've got truckloads.
00:45:07This can't compare to your flea market bargains.
00:45:10This is authentic Hermes.
00:45:11This gold chain isn't half as thick as those fake ones you wear.
00:45:15You don't even recognize Hermes.
00:45:17Stop pretending to be rich.
00:45:20That's quite enough.
00:45:21You'll crush her self-esteem.
00:45:24Wow.
00:45:25Enough.
00:45:25I've got more if needed.
00:45:28It's real.
00:45:29This is genuine.
00:45:30Authentic.
00:45:33Could she be Mr. Qi's real wife?
00:45:36Where else would she get such jewels?
00:45:42She must have stolen them.
00:45:43This jade bracelet was meant for the Qi family's daughter-in-law.
00:45:48Grandpa gave me this in the morning.
00:45:50Could it be?
00:45:51She's actually the Qi family's daughter-in-law.
00:45:53But judging by her country bumpkin look, she probably has no connections.
00:45:57The right to be the Qi's daughter-in-law belongs only to me.
00:46:01You're lying.
00:46:02Grandpa Qi promised to give me the jade bracelet when I returned.
00:46:06But now it's nowhere to be found.
00:46:08These must be stolen goods too.
00:46:09Taking them could land me in jail.
00:46:11I knew it.
00:46:13A lowly cleaner couldn't own such treasures.
00:46:15She must have stolen them.
00:46:16Stolen.
00:46:17All stolen.
00:46:19Enough.
00:46:20Stop this nonsense.
00:46:21Everyone makes mistakes.
00:46:23If she returns the bracelet, I'll consider forgiving her.
00:46:26Miss Nye, you're too kind-hearted.
00:46:28Kindness invites exploitation.
00:46:30Our good will gets trampled.
00:46:32If you won't take it, I will.
00:46:34Trying to flee?
00:46:35We've caught you red-handed.
00:46:36You're going to the police.
00:46:38This isn't stolen.
00:46:39It's mine.
00:46:44You can capture humans too?
00:46:46Y-y-you.
00:46:47Monster.
00:46:48You want this jade bracelet?
00:46:51Come and get it.
00:46:52Go get it back for me.
00:46:58You.
00:46:58What are you waiting for?
00:46:59Attack her now.
00:47:06Don't come closer.
00:47:10Capture them.
00:47:10But you can't capture me then.
00:47:12He-he.
00:47:14Ah-Chung, you're here.
00:47:20I have such a big company.
00:47:22With so many people.
00:47:23President Qi, did your company go bankrupt and you didn't tell me?
00:47:27Brother Qi, save me.
00:47:32That was close.
00:47:32Brother Qi, don't go over there.
00:47:36She's a demon.
00:47:37Are you alright?
00:47:40Grandpa's jade bracelet, like the Tianyun cauldron, is a good thing.
00:47:50You did all this?
00:47:52It's this jade bracelet.
00:47:53It protects its owner.
00:47:55Brother Qi, you see it now, right?
00:47:56She is a demon.
00:47:57President Qi, this enchantress not only stole the Qi family's jewellery, but also wants to steal Mrs. Qi's place.
00:48:04Yes, President Qi, you must not be blinded by this enchantress.
00:48:08She's my wife.
00:48:09How could she be a demon?
00:48:10It's just that our Qi family's bracelet is a little spiritual.
00:48:14This?
00:48:15How is this possible?
00:48:16But Miss Ni clearly said the bracelet was stolen by this demon.
00:48:19Stolen from you.
00:48:21She's the real mistress of the Qi family.
00:48:23Right.
00:48:23It's not our fault.
00:48:25It's all Miss Ni.
00:48:26Miss Ni misled us.
00:48:27Weather Vanes, only interested in profit.
00:48:30We, the Qi family, don't need employees like you.
00:48:33Lin Mi, take them to complete their resignation.
00:48:35President Qi, give us another chance.
00:48:37You guys, come with me.
00:48:43Brother Qi, didn't you say you'd only marry me?
00:48:47And you, clucking all day.
00:48:49Are you going to lay an egg?
00:48:52I never said I'd marry you.
00:48:54That's all in your head.
00:48:57I already have a wife.
00:48:59Stay away from me in the future.
00:49:00Or else, the cooperation with the Ni family will end here.
00:49:04So, mother likes to lean in father's arms.
00:49:07So that's how it feels.
00:49:09You just wait.
00:49:15Time to replenish my spiritual power.
00:49:17Kiss at home.
00:49:21This one's nice.
00:49:22This one?
00:49:23Hmm.
00:49:23Our Shaoguo wearing this dress would look absolutely stunning.
00:49:26Right.
00:49:26This one's good too.
00:49:29Let's just buy them all and let her pick her favorite.
00:49:32Yes, exactly.
00:49:33As for the jewelry, not a single piece should be missing.
00:49:36Cover her neck and arms completely.
00:49:38Yes, yes.
00:49:38My sister-in-law will be the most beautiful bride alive.
00:49:41Hmm.
00:49:42Absolutely.
00:49:42Such a shame.
00:49:44I can't even leave this house to attend my brother's wedding.
00:49:48We'll find a way.
00:49:52Ha ha ha.
00:49:55Qi Yu, how dare you show your face?
00:49:57Qi Xin, is this how the Qi family raised you?
00:50:00I'm still your elder brother.
00:50:01Our Qi family has no room for selfish snakes like you.
00:50:04Grandfather, you're mistaken.
00:50:05I did this for our family's sake.
00:50:07Inviting the Taoist master to purge demons.
00:50:09To protect you from that witch's harm.
00:50:11Save your fake concern.
00:50:12Get out of here.
00:50:14The master I've invited this time from Wuyi Mountain is unmatched.
00:50:17His powers are formidable.
00:50:19No demon can hide from his sight.
00:50:25Qi Yu, didn't learn your lesson last time?
00:50:31Five stars, guard the colors.
00:50:32Light pierces the shadows.
00:50:33Ten thousand deities, shield my spirit.
00:50:35Ah, this guy Qi Yu brought.
00:50:41He's the real deal.
00:50:42No fear.
00:50:43We've got Xiao Go with us.
00:50:44Break.
00:50:46Sis, you're back.
00:50:48This time I brought the legendary Master San Fengzi.
00:50:51He's captured more demons than meals you've eaten.
00:50:56It's you.
00:50:57Ha ha ha.
00:50:58How's that?
00:50:58You scared yet?
00:50:59Do you know him?
00:51:01Never seen him.
00:51:02But he reminds me of Shen Gong Bao.
00:51:06Demoness, don't get cocky.
00:51:08Do you think I'm powerless?
00:51:09Show yourself now.
00:51:12Hey Taoist, what's happening here?
00:51:14Is the Qi family all demons?
00:51:16Patience.
00:51:16Demons devoured their souls and corrupted them.
00:51:21Celestial unity.
00:51:22Jade chaos dispersed.
00:51:24Evil banished.
00:51:30So that's their fate?
00:51:46I'm exhausted.
00:51:47Hearing that bell ringing reminds me of zombies.
00:51:50And thinking of zombies makes me recall the bunny hop.
00:51:53Same for you all.
00:51:55We truly are family.
00:51:56Yeah.
00:51:57Qi Yu, there's no demon here.
00:51:58Leave now or face the consequences.
00:52:00Qi Jing Cheng, don't push it.
00:52:02Listen well.
00:52:02I'll pay my own medical bills today.
00:52:04Taoist, show them your power.
00:52:06These aren't ordinary clappers, but rhythm blocks from the classic of mountains and seas.
00:52:14Heaven's clear.
00:52:15Earth spirits awake by divine decree.
00:52:17Urgent summons.
00:52:18Steamed lamb.
00:52:19Bear paws.
00:52:20Deer tails.
00:52:21Floral duck.
00:52:21Spring chicken.
00:52:23Gosling.
00:52:23Marinated pork and duck.
00:52:25Sauced chicken.
00:52:26Cured meat.
00:52:27Pine flour pork tripe.
00:52:28Air dried sausages.
00:52:29Assorted Suzhou delicacies.
00:52:31Smoked chicken gizzards.
00:52:32Eight treasure stuffed pork.
00:52:34Glutenous rice duck.
00:52:35Jar braised pheasant.
00:52:36Now I'm getting hungry.
00:52:37Same here.
00:52:38Let me have the kitchen.
00:52:39Prepare dinner.
00:52:40Great.
00:52:40Let's go.
00:52:45You guys ever show me some respect?
00:52:47Taoist.
00:52:48Didn't you boast about your powers?
00:52:49Huh?
00:52:50The spell did nothing.
00:52:51My real power remains unseen.
00:52:54Heavenly origins.
00:52:55Boundless energy surge.
00:52:57Ow.
00:52:58Master.
00:53:00Stop chanting, master.
00:53:02Xiao Gu.
00:53:02You're the demon.
00:53:03You won't escape this time.
00:53:05Enough chanting.
00:53:11Delicious.
00:53:12So tasty.
00:53:13Got more?
00:53:13Why aren't you affected?
00:53:14I'm not a demon.
00:53:15Naturally immune.
00:53:16But I might just eat you.
00:53:19He passed out already?
00:53:21If I can't eat him, then I'll devour you.
00:53:24Wait.
00:53:24Don't.
00:53:25This is ridiculous.
00:53:30Stay away from me.
00:53:36So easy to scare.
00:53:37Just throw them all out.
00:53:44Brother cheat.
00:53:45Ouch.
00:54:01I thought I heard something.
00:54:03Whatever.
00:54:04Move it, you stinky beggar.
00:54:05Who even are you?
00:54:06Who are you calling a stinky beggar?
00:54:08You white bone demon.
00:54:09Your bones are poking me.
00:54:10That good-for-nothing qi jing cheng.
00:54:12That brainless qi jing cheng.
00:54:13Always daydreaming about taking over qi group.
00:54:16Constantly chasing after cold shoulders.
00:54:17Useless cousin.
00:54:18Desperate simp.
00:54:19Who are you calling useless?
00:54:21And who's the desperate simp?
00:54:26Listen up.
00:54:27We share a common enemy now.
00:54:29We share nothing in common.
00:54:31Do you know who I am?
00:54:32You're not worthy to share enemies with me.
00:54:34I got that demon inside.
00:54:35Don't you want to eliminate her?
00:54:39You brought a Taoist to exorcise her.
00:54:41Move.
00:54:42This worthless priest is useless.
00:54:43Trash.
00:54:44That witch inside is too powerful.
00:54:47I have a plan.
00:54:48Granddaughter-in-law.
00:54:49Go.
00:54:49Let's get going.
00:54:50Go.
00:54:57Xiao Guo.
00:55:00It's late.
00:55:00Should we do spiritual practice?
00:55:05Tasty?
00:55:07Sis-in-law?
00:55:09Delicious.
00:55:11Grandpa.
00:55:11I'll go find Xiao Guo first.
00:55:13Go ahead.
00:55:15Sai.
00:55:16Finally taught her to play video games.
00:55:18We only get this little time.
00:55:20And it's taken away.
00:55:23Go play somewhere else.
00:55:24I want to play with Sis too.
00:55:26Hmm.
00:55:29Xiao Guo.
00:55:30Did you forget something?
00:55:33What's that?
00:55:34Well, I said night time is perfect for meditation.
00:55:37Xiao Guo, come here.
00:55:39Wait for me.
00:55:44Xiao Guo, let's go upstairs.
00:55:46Try your new clothes.
00:55:47Okay.
00:55:47Let's go.
00:55:51Grandpa, I'll challenge you.
00:55:52Xiao Guo's clearly my wife.
00:55:54Why does everyone want to steal her time?
00:55:55Okay.
00:55:55Okay.
00:55:55Okay.
00:55:55Okay.
00:55:55Okay.
00:55:55Okay.
00:55:56Okay.
00:55:56Okay.
00:55:56Okay.
00:55:56Okay.
00:55:57Okay.
00:55:57Okay.
00:55:57Okay.
00:55:57Okay.
00:55:57Okay.
00:55:58Okay.
00:55:58Okay.
00:55:59Okay.
00:56:00Okay.
00:56:00Okay.
00:56:00Okay.
00:56:00Okay.
00:56:00Okay.
00:56:01Okay.
00:56:01Okay.
00:56:02Okay.
00:56:02Okay.
00:56:02Okay.
00:56:03Okay.
00:56:04Now it's finally our time, right?
00:56:15Why do I feel now?
00:56:16Getting the spirit orb doesn't matter.
00:56:22Xiao Guo.
00:56:24Xiao Guo.
00:56:25It's time to go home.
00:56:26Xiao Guo.
00:56:26He's a mere mortal.
00:56:27The elixir is draining him.
00:56:28It'll consume his vitality.
00:56:30Don't.
00:56:31Had a nightmare.
00:56:42Are you okay?
00:56:44I'm fine.
00:56:45I'm fine.
00:56:46Really?
00:56:47I'm okay.
00:56:47No.
00:56:48Your nose bleeding.
00:56:49Ah.
00:56:50It's...
00:56:51Maybe the heat wave.
00:56:52No.
00:56:53I need to find Elder Earth deity.
00:56:54Get some answers.
00:56:55Guo.
00:56:56Where are you going?
00:56:57Will you be back for dinner?
00:57:01Hmm?
00:57:02The shrine's right here.
00:57:03Why can't I see anyone?
00:57:05Elder Earth deity.
00:57:07No choice.
00:57:08Let's try the old trick.
00:57:10You old dirt god.
00:57:14Earth deity.
00:57:16Missy.
00:57:17You've got the wrong guy.
00:57:18You are the earth deity.
00:57:20Missy.
00:57:20Please.
00:57:21Have mercy on me.
00:57:22If something happens in my domain, they'll have my head.
00:57:24I lost my spirit pearl.
00:57:26What now?
00:57:26I...
00:57:27I don't know.
00:57:28Just don't die in my territory.
00:57:30Stay away.
00:57:31If you won't help, if anything happens, I'm blaming you.
00:57:34The spirit pearl.
00:57:35To retrieve it from a mortal, they must experience life and death.
00:57:39The host must willingly surrender it.
00:57:41Nonsense.
00:57:42Plain terms.
00:57:43When did you last retrieve it?
00:57:45Well, when he nearly died.
00:57:47Then let him die again.
00:57:48What?
00:57:50I don't care.
00:57:50You must have another way out.
00:57:52Spit it out.
00:57:52Hey girl, my rank says it all.
00:57:54This is all.
00:57:55The only solution we've got.
00:57:57Mrs. Chi.
00:58:00Why embrace a beggar in public?
00:58:02Such indecent behavior.
00:58:04I told you.
00:58:05Fall for a man.
00:58:06Regret for life.
00:58:07See?
00:58:08The leech is here.
00:58:09Look at her.
00:58:09She's uneducated and ugly.
00:58:11Dumber than rocks.
00:58:12And balding to boot.
00:58:13I can hear you.
00:58:14Hey, your ears work well, huh?
00:58:16Pity your brain's rotten.
00:58:17Donate it while it's fresh.
00:58:18Listen up.
00:58:19No cameras around here.
00:58:20You won't escape.
00:58:21Hand it over.
00:58:24Useless fools.
00:58:29My turn.
00:58:33Acc.
00:58:35Coughs.
00:58:36That's all you've got?
00:58:37Go practice more.
00:58:39Earth deity.
00:58:40Let's go.
00:58:40Told you.
00:58:47We'd find bargains here.
00:58:52Hey, wake up.
00:58:53Turn this into a gold bowl, quick.
00:58:56Don't push your luck.
00:58:57While I'm still treating you like a human, you better act civilized.
00:59:00We've seen through your tricks.
00:59:02Without the spirit pearl, your magic won't last long.
00:59:04Right, Professor Wu?
00:59:06Isn't that right?
00:59:07Mystic treasure fairy.
00:59:08Earth deity.
00:59:09You dare betray the celestial court?
00:59:11The earth deity's long gone.
00:59:13I've taken over this vessel.
00:59:15Who are you?
00:59:15You killed the earth deity.
00:59:17I simply swapped bodies and mastered his magic.
00:59:21We were just wondering how to lure you in.
00:59:23You walked right into our trap.
00:59:25Professor Wu, hurry up and transfer her gold-making power to me already.
00:59:40Useless fool.
00:59:41It should go to me.
00:59:42Moron.
00:59:43Could you even use it?
00:59:44Give me.
00:59:47Enough.
00:59:47You two idiots.
00:59:48None of your business.
00:59:50I said it's mine.
00:59:55Sir, this money is for you.
01:00:01You are?
01:00:02I am the former earth deity, Chao Guo.
01:00:04Lit Guo has been kidnapped.
01:00:06What?
01:00:08Give it to me.
01:00:09Enough.
01:00:10None of you possess the Midas touch ability.
01:00:12It can only be mine.
01:00:14Where are they?
01:00:15After them.
01:00:22Shift.
01:00:22Oh no.
01:00:25My spiritual power is draining.
01:00:26Mystic jewel, Wari.
01:00:28Stop running.
01:00:37Mystic jewel fairy.
01:00:38I see you there.
01:00:39Stop hiding.
01:00:41Shift.
01:00:42Shift now.
01:00:43Shift.
01:00:44I've got you now.
01:00:45Finally caught you.
01:00:46Where is he?
01:00:47Over here.
01:00:48Who are you?
01:00:49He's with me.
01:00:50Shao Guo, are you okay?
01:00:54You're finally here.
01:00:55That was so scary.
01:00:56I'm sorry.
01:00:57Sorry I'm late.
01:00:58Don't worry.
01:00:58You came just in time.
01:01:03They're coming soon.
01:01:04Let's recharge our energy quickly.
01:01:08Seems I caught the wrong person.
01:01:10The spirit pearl is yours.
01:01:12Xiangkun Wuji, fire.
01:01:14Get back.
01:01:15Get back.
01:01:20Yes.
01:01:28She's here.
01:01:29Hey, run.
01:01:32After them.
01:01:36I've got a plan.
01:01:38Chase them.
01:01:41I've got a plan.
01:01:42Yes.
01:02:09Hey, Xiao Guo.
01:02:10What's wrong?
01:02:11I'm fine.
01:02:12Probably used up too much spiritual energy.
01:02:14A kiss will fix it.
01:02:16Ugh.
01:02:19The daughter-in-law's back.
01:02:25Huh?
01:02:25Daughter-in-law.
01:02:26Xiao Guo.
01:02:26My dear daughter-in-law.
01:02:29My daughter-in-law looks so serene even in her sleep.
01:02:32She's beautiful.
01:02:33Absolutely.
01:02:34If she has a chubby baby who takes after her, that'd be perfect.
01:02:37When will my sister-in-law wake up?
01:02:39The doctor said she'll wake when she's rested.
01:02:41Stop disturbing Xiao Guo's rest.
01:02:43Go home now.
01:02:45How dare you say that?
01:02:47If it weren't for you, would Xiao Guo be this exhausted?
01:02:50Exactly.
01:02:50You monopolized Xiao Guo's time all day.
01:02:52Never letting her game with me.
01:02:54Xiao Guo's my wife.
01:02:55She should be with me.
01:02:56She's my sister-in-law.
01:02:59Xiao Guo, you're awake.
01:03:05Xiao Guo, are you feeling unwell anywhere?
01:03:07Craving anything special to eat?
01:03:09Any particular drink you'd like?
01:03:10When have you seen him this attentive?
01:03:12Ever.
01:03:12Last time I had 104 degrau was one fever.
01:03:15He just said, drink more water.
01:03:17Jerk.
01:03:18Need kisses to recharge my energy.
01:03:21Mr. Qi.
01:03:23Madam is...
01:03:23She's pregnant.
01:03:27Our Qi family will have four generations together.
01:03:30I'll be a grandma.
01:03:31I'm going to be a dad.
01:03:32Look at that tiny nose and lips.
01:03:35Just like Guo Go's features.
01:03:36I'll prepare new clothes for the baby.
01:03:38Wait for me.
01:03:39I'll get things ready too.
01:03:41Greetings, young madam.
01:03:45Sis-in-law, I prepared all these.
01:03:46Not sure what the baby likes.
01:03:48So I got a bit of everything.
01:03:51Stay away from my wife.
01:03:55Xiao Guo, the floor's slippery.
01:03:57Let me carry you downstairs.
01:03:58You're so sweet.
01:03:59Already full from your lovey-dovey axe.
01:04:10Sis-in-law, these are new outfits I bought for the baby.
01:04:12Looks good, right?
01:04:13Beautiful.
01:04:14Told you I have great taste.
01:04:15Granddaughter-in-law, time to rise.
01:04:22Have a seat.
01:04:23Your breakfast awaits, princess.
01:04:33Grandpa, you call this breakfast?
01:04:35Looks fit for a royal banquet.
01:04:36Shoot, none of your business.
01:04:39Xiao Guo, eat up.
01:04:40There's more in the kitchen.
01:04:53Professor Wu, are you sure this plan will work?
01:04:56Absolutely.
01:04:57The Chi family is a natural alchemy furnace.
01:05:00Once I refine her into a golden core, we'll gain the Midas Touch.
01:05:04But what about my Chi brother?
01:05:05I quit.
01:05:06You fool.
01:05:07The Midas Touch beats that Chi Jing Cheng any day.
01:05:09I don't need money.
01:05:10Useless.
01:05:11Less talk, more work.
01:05:12I'll keep others safe.
01:05:13Get to work.
01:05:19What's wrong with everyone?
01:05:21Something smells burnt.
01:05:23That can't be...
01:05:24The pot's empty.
01:05:26Chi Shin, are you a dog in heat?
01:05:28But...
01:05:29It's getting hot.
01:05:34Fire.
01:05:35It's a fire.
01:05:36Ah.
01:05:37You're the burning flame in winter.
01:05:39Fire.
01:05:40Run.
01:05:41Move.
01:05:41Ah.
01:05:48What do we do?
01:05:49I can't leave this house.
01:05:51The world will lose another handsome man.
01:05:58Why won't it go out?
01:06:00What's happening?
01:06:02Why is it still burning?
01:06:05Ha ha ha ha.
01:06:06You again.
01:06:07And you.
01:06:07Surprise or not.
01:06:09Move aside.
01:06:09This isn't your scene.
01:06:11Hmm.
01:06:12This Samadhi fire I borrowed won't be extinguished so easily.
01:06:15Mystic Jewel Fairy, you'll become my golden pill.
01:06:18Ha ha ha.
01:06:18Get out of here.
01:06:19The Samadhi fire targets me.
01:06:21I won't abandon you.
01:06:22Neither will we.
01:06:24Well, well.
01:06:24How touching.
01:06:25Relax.
01:06:26I'll only refine her.
01:06:28Turn up the heat.
01:06:29Brother Chi, don't worry.
01:06:31After capturing the sorceress, Professor Wu will unite us.
01:06:37Sis, are you okay?
01:06:39How are you?
01:06:41Professor Wu, didn't you say you'd refine that demon woman into elixir?
01:06:44Why does Chi Jingcheng look so uncomfortable too?
01:06:47The spirit pearl is inside him.
01:06:48He's bound to be affected.
01:06:50What?
01:06:51Huh?
01:06:51You promised Brother Chi would be safe.
01:06:53I said he'd only be affected, not harmed.
01:06:56I don't care.
01:06:57Put out the flames right now.
01:06:58Bring Brother Chi out.
01:06:59Get lost, you idiot.
01:07:02Stop fighting.
01:07:04Enough.
01:07:04Why are they fighting?
01:07:07The fire's dying down.
01:07:08Now's our chance.
01:07:09Out.
01:07:11Oh no.
01:07:12We made it out.
01:07:13Mom, I can leave the Chi compound.
01:07:15The curse is broken.
01:07:17My daughter-in-law must have done this.
01:07:18Mom, sis-in-law didn't come out.
01:07:22Wait, and Jingcheng, Jingcheng's still inside.
01:07:28We're done for.
01:07:29We're trapped.
01:07:30There's still hope.
01:07:34I'm sorry.
01:07:36I dragged you into this.
01:07:37Don't you remember?
01:07:38You said, I'm your...
01:07:40Stop fighting.
01:07:41Enough.
01:07:43Enough.
01:07:45Ha.
01:07:46Ha ha ha.
01:07:47It's done.
01:07:47My golden elixir is almost complete.
01:07:50Ha ha ha ha.
01:07:50Seriously?
01:07:51Soon I'll gain the power to turn stone into gold.
01:07:54Huh.
01:07:55Ah.
01:07:57Ugh.
01:07:57You bastard.
01:07:59Letting outsiders bully the Chi family?
01:08:01Have you no shame?
01:08:02Listen here, old man.
01:08:03Don't think I'm still afraid of you.
01:08:04Soon, I'll possess the alchemy of creation.
01:08:07I don't need your family's money.
01:08:09Jerk!
01:08:10How dare you speak to your elder?
01:08:11Huh.
01:08:12You dare challenge me, mere mortals?
01:08:13Let the flames burn brighter.
01:08:15So it's you.
01:08:18You tried to turn my sister-in-law into an elixir?
01:08:20Release my brother and sister-in-law now.
01:08:24Ignorant fools.
01:08:25Dare to oppose me?
01:08:27Huh.
01:08:27Hmm.
01:08:32Ho ho ho.
01:08:35He turned sister-in-law into a golden elixir.
01:08:37Success.
01:08:37Ho ho.
01:08:38He mastered it.
01:08:39Gold.
01:08:43Ha ha ha.
01:08:44I can turn stone to gold.
01:08:46What about me?
01:08:46Step aside.
01:08:49Huh.
01:08:50Transform.
01:08:51Huh.
01:08:54Change.
01:08:55Huh.
01:08:55What's happening?
01:08:56Fake land deity.
01:08:57You fell for it.
01:08:58Granddaughter-in-law.
01:09:00Sis-in-law.
01:09:00Brother Chi.
01:09:01You all.
01:09:01But I turned you into elixir.
01:09:03Why are you here?
01:09:03What did I just eat?
01:09:05Xiao Gua.
01:09:06If there's a next life, I hope to meet you again.
01:09:16Lingzhu is back.
01:09:18Great.
01:09:18With.
01:09:20Lingzhu.
01:09:20I can break the Samadhi fire.
01:09:27Who are you?
01:09:28When you got captured, he told me he's the real land deity.
01:09:32Land deity?
01:09:32It's me.
01:09:33That Wu guy is a cult sorcerer.
01:09:35He somehow stole my body and magic.
01:09:37This transmutation pearl.
01:09:38If Wu takes it, I'll regain my body.
01:09:40Yes.
01:09:41You're the schemer here.
01:09:42Your greed brought us here.
01:09:43Coveting what's not yours led to this disaster.
01:09:46I'll kill you all.
01:09:49Wu.
01:09:50Return my body and magic.
01:09:54They're all out.
01:09:56We switched back.
01:09:58I'm the real one.
01:09:59My body didn't switch earlier.
01:10:01I'm genuine.
01:10:01He's lying.
01:10:03I'm the real deal.
01:10:04He's lying.
01:10:05Which of you is real?
01:10:06Prove it.
01:10:07Let me enlighten you.
01:10:08The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother aren't married.
01:10:11They're just colleagues.
01:10:13Hmm.
01:10:13You're right.
01:10:14So you're the real Earth God?
01:10:15Right.
01:10:16Everyone knows that.
01:10:17I also know the Queen Mother's husband is Lord Dong Hua.
01:10:21Huh?
01:10:22That's also correct.
01:10:23So you're the real...
01:10:24With my sister-in-law around, we'll get all the celestial gossip first hand.
01:10:28You said it.
01:10:29TV shows always depict the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother sitting together as lovers.
01:10:33I thought they were a couple.
01:10:35Which one of you is real?
01:10:36I've got an idea.
01:10:39You too.
01:10:40What kind of lousy deity is this?
01:10:41Even needs to recite multiplication tables?
01:10:44Even a dog can do this.
01:10:45Ugh.
01:10:45Let me try first.
01:10:47One one is one.
01:10:47One two is two.
01:10:48Wrong.
01:10:49You're a fake.
01:10:50Ah.
01:10:51Let me teach you.
01:10:52New Year's Day.
01:10:53Women's Day.
01:10:53Labor Day.
01:10:54Children's Day.
01:10:55Right.
01:10:56You're the real one.
01:10:57You're messing with me.
01:11:00It's so...
01:11:00We sure are.
01:11:01Zap.
01:11:05One one is one.
01:11:06One one is one.
01:11:07One one is one.
01:11:08One two is two.
01:11:09One three is three.
01:11:11Trying to run?
01:11:12Just the arson charge alone will get you.
01:11:17Jing Cheng, come on.
01:11:19I'm still your cousin.
01:11:20You wouldn't hurt family?
01:11:21Huh?
01:11:22Cousin?
01:11:22Now you remember we're family?
01:11:24You hired killers.
01:11:25If Xiao Guo hadn't saved my life.
01:11:27And you bribed that truck driver.
01:11:29Planned Xiao Guo's kidnapping.
01:11:31We've got proof.
01:11:31Wait.
01:11:32Hmph.
01:11:33Where's your evidence?
01:11:34No proof.
01:11:35Then stop accusing me.
01:11:41That photo's fake.
01:11:42He must have photoshopped it.
01:11:44What about the voice recorder?
01:11:46Explain this then.
01:11:48The truck that hit Qi Jing Cheng?
01:11:49Are you ready?
01:11:50Don't worry.
01:11:50It'll be foolproof.
01:11:51No way you're taking this.
01:11:57Qiya, you're suspected of intentional homicide.
01:11:59Come with me for questioning.
01:12:01Wait, I didn't.
01:12:02I'm innocent.
01:12:03Let me go.
01:12:04Release me.
01:12:09Brother Qi.
01:12:10If you arrest him, you can't arrest me.
01:12:12Your past bullying of Xiao Guo?
01:12:14I still need to settle with you.
01:12:15You walked right into this.
01:12:16Don't bother.
01:12:17I'll do it myself.
01:12:18My own hands are enough.
01:12:20No, no, no, no, no.
01:12:22I refuse to get an afro.
01:12:23I won't become ugly.
01:12:24I'll surrender to the police.
01:12:26Mph.
01:12:26Coward.
01:12:31Daughter-in-law, I'm sorry.
01:12:32Our Qi family caused all your suffering and hardships.
01:12:36If you divorce him, we'll support you.
01:12:39We'll adopt you as our goddaughter.
01:12:40Right.
01:12:41I'll disown this brat and transfer all assets to you.
01:12:45Exactly, sister-in-law.
01:12:46You'll be my real sister now.
01:12:47Thanks to you, I broke free from the housebound curse.
01:12:50Xiao Guo, it's true I caused your suffering.
01:12:53Now that the Lingzhu returned to you, if you want to leave, I won't stop you.
01:12:57I'm staying.
01:12:58I love sticking with Aicheng.
01:13:02Immortal Zhuang Bao.
01:13:03Celestial decree arrived.
01:13:05The Qi family are blessed.
01:13:06You may remain with them.
01:13:07Well.
01:13:08But on one condition.
01:13:09You must perform good deeds.
01:13:11Help the needy overcome hardships.
01:13:13I'll start doing charity now.
01:13:15Wait for us.
01:13:15We're coming too.
01:13:17We're coming too.
01:13:18We're coming too.
01:13:18We're coming too.
01:13:19We're coming too.
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