00:00Hi, I'm Donny Budd and I want you to know I'm number one fit on this number show.
00:07Here's two little toucans, one or two, to do a little dance, to do it at the zoo.
00:12It's called the...
00:13Two Step.
00:16Oh, take two steps on the tips of your toes, take two steps, that's the way it goes.
00:21Dance one, two, on the tips of your toes, careful not to step on your girlfriend's nose.
00:25One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two.
00:27Well, that's it.
00:28It's easy to do.
00:29All you have to do is count to two
00:31If two toucans, two hairy news can
00:38Two caribou can count to two
00:40If two kangaroos can, even cuckoos can
00:42Then, my friends, so can you
00:44One, two, one, two, one, two
00:48One, two, one, two, one, two
00:51One, two, one, two, one, two
00:52One, two, one, two, one, two
00:53One, two, three
00:54Here's a song about number three
00:57I'd like you to count along with me
00:59One, two, three
01:01Three old bar hogs taking a nap
01:03Three picking these dogs going yep, yep
01:06Three snapping turtles going snap, snap, snap
01:07And they all live together on a fat lady's lap
01:10One, two, three
01:11One, two, three
01:12One, two, three
01:13One, two, three
01:15One, two, three
01:16One, two, three
01:17Three!
01:24Hi there, see you back for more
01:26Hang on now and we'll count to four
01:28That's a four
01:31One, two, three, four
01:35Come in
01:38One, two, three, four
01:41Four big lions just came through my door
01:43One, two, three, four
01:45Four big lions just sat on my floor
01:47One, two, three, four
01:50Four big lions just began to roar
01:52Excuse me, I have to go to the store
01:57You just go on counting to four
01:59One, two, three
02:00Four
02:02Probably be gone for a week
02:04Maybe more
02:05Four
02:06One, two, three, four
02:09One, two, three, four
02:10One, two, three, four
02:11Five!
02:14Tickles me, I'll tell you why
02:15Oh, there's a funny farm down the road from me
02:19Where the silliest things happen that you ever did see
02:21Play late at night when everything's dark
02:24Five dogs
02:25Five hands began to
02:26Five cats start
02:27Five frogs
02:28And this goes on to mourning and the crowing of the cows
02:32Does doggy live in water?
02:53Yeah!
02:55And so do a lot of other things
02:57Do horses live in water?
03:00No!
03:02But seahorses do
03:04Yeah!
03:06Does telly live in water?
03:08No!
03:10But telly would if he were a fish
03:12I'm a fish!
03:14Yeah!
