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00:00Guys, this is not my regular clean comedy video, it's a roast comedy in which the language is slightly different.
00:06Tell me my first time, the rest of you are good.
00:30Kushaa, if you had a problem with eyebrows, then he took it over.
00:33What kind of fun we have had to do?
00:40Kushaa, you don't mind watching your eyes, but they are very good.
00:45Who keeps your eyes on the top?
00:49Ravinder, let's leave the car.
00:52We'll have five minutes to do losers in the day.
00:55Woohoo!
00:59We've done a lot of work back and we'll do it.
01:11How did this say to him?
01:13If you are like this, please leave me.
01:19Welcome to the show, Loser.
01:21It's time for the Pretty Good Rose Show.
01:23Welcome to the Seam,
01:25Your Roast Master,
01:27Mr. Rashi Solangi.
01:38I wanted to make this show very early,
01:40but I was very busy watching Reels.
01:43Do you watch Instagram?
01:45What a nice thing, man.
01:46You know, I feel like
01:48you're all beautiful from me.
01:50You're just a bad thing.
01:52What?
01:53Not their people,
01:54they're going to take their money.
01:55You're all happy about that.
01:56You're all sad, right?
01:57You're all the same.
01:59You're all the same.
02:00You're all on Instagram live.
02:01You're all the same.
02:02You're all the same.
02:03You're all the same.
02:04You're all the same.
02:05You're all the same.
02:06You're all the same.
02:07You're all the same.
02:08You're all the same.
02:09But you're all the same.
02:10You don't know.
02:11You're all the same.
02:12You've got to take Instagram three days.
02:15It's a new start of life.
02:17And then you're open on Chrome.
02:21You're all the same.
02:22You're all the same.
02:23And Instagram people are famous.
02:24Why are they famous?
02:25What are they famous?
02:27You're all the same.
02:28How are they famous?
02:29They're just that.
02:30They're just sleeping on the bed.
02:31They're just sleeping on the bed.
02:32They're just sleeping.
02:34You're just sleeping or not?
02:37I'm sorry.
02:38I'm gonna do your health.
02:39These people aren't born.
02:41They're people upload.
02:42The Instagram celebrities.
02:44They're born and they're like,
02:45they're just like their hands.
02:46The first word is hey guys.
02:48I'm a lot of mind to them.
02:49They're being paid.
02:50So they're being paid for them.
02:51They're just to be paid for them.
02:52That's why.
02:57Are you guys ready?
03:02Instagram's worst place is the rest of the rest of the people's humor is relatable, they are debatable.
03:11And in recent movies, common flop mela.
03:20Please make some noise for Kusha Kapila.
03:38When I was writing, I don't know how to come in.
03:42Are you watching here?
03:44How are you?
03:45Very good.
03:46Thank you so much for doing this.
03:47Why did you do this?
03:49What did you say?
03:50If you didn't call me at night, please give me a call for your career.
03:55Please give me a traction, I was not going to do it.
03:58Save yourself.
04:03What's going on?
04:05It's true.
04:06Let's go.
04:09And what are you expecting?
04:10Nothing.
04:11Your career is changing.
04:13I'm doing this charity every year.
04:15I have to do it every year.
04:17So I do it.
04:18For you.
04:19Okay.
04:20Those who are my fans here and don't know them.
04:26Please, put your hands on your hands.
04:29Hurry up.
04:30Hurry up.
04:31Very good.
04:32Love you.
04:34Full refund for you.
04:36Those who are my fans and don't know them.
04:39How lucky you are.
04:42How lucky.
04:43I'll introduce her.
04:44Okay, ladies and gentlemen.
04:45You will have seen them on any screen.
04:47And you will think, who is this?
04:49Who is this?
04:50Why is this coming from everyone?
04:52It's everywhere.
04:53It's everywhere.
04:54It's everywhere.
04:55It's everywhere.
04:56It's like humanity.
04:57It's on Netflix.
04:58It's on YouTube.
04:59It's on Prime.
05:00It's on Prime.
05:01Yeah.
05:02Yeah.
05:03How many screens do I have?
05:06How many screens do I have?
05:07How many screens do I have?
05:08Today, for the first time,
05:09I'll tell your friends.
05:10I mean, in front of you.
05:14That's our usual.
05:16Sad news.
05:17Kusha got divorced recently.
05:20So now, the ring is not on them.
05:21The ring is light.
05:26You have seen the scam of Instagram?
05:28Yeah.
05:29I've been fighting for 4 years.
05:30I've been fighting for body positivity.
05:42Now, you're young.
05:43This is a pig.
05:46Our car has been given us.
05:48They've recently had 10-15 kilos.
05:50They've reduced their weight from 10-15 kilos.
05:51And they're just getting tired.
05:56Make some nice.
05:57Please have a seat.
05:58Please have a seat.
05:59Please have a seat.
06:02Kusha, because you know
06:03that how many cases are in our comics today.
06:06That's why we won't increase the jokes
06:08until you don't give us written consent.
06:12We have to go very safe.
06:13One went to jail.
06:14She's in Bigg Boss.
06:15She's in Bigg Boss.
06:16She's in bad shape.
06:20So bad.
06:21Don't be with anyone.
06:22Don't be with anyone.
06:23That's why
06:24You have a paper on your side.
06:26There's an agreement.
06:27There's an agreement.
06:28That's why...
06:29Oh, we've read books.
06:30What's this?
06:31Okay?
06:32I'll read that agreement.
06:33I'll read and listen to everyone.
06:34Please, we won't use any kind of filter in our jokes.
06:36We won't use any filter.
06:37This is not your reels.
06:40Okay?
06:41You'll get negative comments here.
06:42You'll sadly delete them.
06:45And you'll see the first time
06:46that...
06:47Oh!
06:48People are also laughing.
06:51When you're a talent,
06:54they're laughing.
06:56Okay?
06:57Just act like you are having fun.
06:59Although, we know you can't act.
07:05It's very fun.
07:08I don't know if this show will go.
07:10But you're like,
07:11you're like,
07:12you're like,
07:13you're like,
07:14you're like sitting like this.
07:15You're like,
07:16you're like,
07:17you're like,
07:18you're like,
07:19you're like,
07:20you're like,
07:21you're like,
07:22you're like,
07:23Now,
07:24I'm not going to do this again.
07:26Can we call the panel?
07:27Yes?
07:28Yes!
07:29Okay.
07:30Please make some noise.
07:31And welcome the panel for the show.
07:33Make some noise for Gurleen Panu.
07:39Aditya Gulshreech.
07:44Shreya Priyam Roy.
07:49And Samay Raina.
07:52Pamela.
07:56We have the panel here.
07:57Make some noise for the panel.
07:58Yes!
07:59We have the panel here.
08:00Make some noise for the panel.
08:01Yes!
08:02Gulleen Panu is here.
08:03Yes!
08:04She was there in the show that I won.
08:06I have the panel.
08:07Oh!
08:08Yes!
08:09I have the panel here.
08:10I have the panel here.
08:11Yes!
08:12Yes!
08:13Yes!
08:14Yes!
08:15She was there in the show that I won.
08:17Oh!
08:19After the show,
08:20people come to me and say,
08:21We're the only one who wins.
08:23I say,
08:24I'll keep going.
08:25Now,
08:26nothing will happen.
08:27Make some noise for Shreya Priyam Roy.
08:30Shreya Priyam Roy is a gold digger.
08:35And they hit very big hands in gold digging.
08:37Very big.
08:38Like,
08:39after the show,
08:40they say,
08:41I won't make pressure.
08:43Make some noise for Samay Raina.
08:44Yes!
08:49Samay's talking is different, man.
08:52He's doing stand-up,
08:54chess,
08:55streaming.
08:56I'll see the internet on Kashmir.
08:58Just watch.
09:02They get a bottle.
09:03They get a bottle.
09:06Make some noise for Kullu.
09:07Yes!
09:11Kullu is on the panel.
09:12Don't start to watch the panel.
09:22And today,
09:23he didn't come here.
09:24He got surprised.
09:25He got surprised.
09:27The first roaster is Gullin Pannu.
09:28Yes!
09:29Make some noise.
09:31Today,
09:32we give him the opportunity to come first.
09:37I thought before,
09:38why are you wearing jeans jeans?
09:45Do you feel like Diyabhain?
09:47It feels like he's coming here.
09:49No,
09:50no,
09:51no,
09:52no,
09:53Gullin,
09:54it feels like he's being beautiful.
09:58Gullin,
09:59every time,
10:00he talks about himself.
10:01Those who don't know,
10:02I'm self-obsessed.
10:03No,
10:04he has a heart locket,
10:05both sides of his photo.
10:11Gullin said,
10:12he said,
10:13my father went to me.
10:16He was self-obsessed.
10:17He went to perform in an NGO,
10:18there was a mentally challenged child.
10:20He told him,
10:21he said,
10:22he said,
10:23he said,
10:24he's poor.
10:26He said,
10:31Gullin,
10:32he said,
10:33he said,
10:34you're the only one.
10:35I said,
10:36I'm sorry,
10:37he said,
10:38I'm wrong.
10:39I'm sorry,
10:40he said,
10:41he said,
10:42I'm sorry,
10:43I'm sorry.
10:47He said,
10:48I'm sorry.
10:49I said,
10:50I'm sorry,
10:51he said,
10:53It's so small.
10:56And you've seen Basti's full copy.
10:59Proper Basti's x-ray.
11:01Basti's Instagram handle is B.A. Basti.
11:04His career plan is that.
11:12So next up is Gurleen Panu's fan.
11:16Gurleen Panu.
11:22Sorry, guys. Self-off-sets me.
11:28What do I do?
11:30Honestly, my demotion is not going to happen.
11:33I'm worried about Tapsi Panu.
11:35What do I do?
11:39What do I do with lead actors?
11:42What do I do?
11:44And who is also calling me?
11:46Look-alike.
11:52What?
11:56Okay.
11:58No problem.
11:59Welcome to the Roast of Kusha Kapila.
12:00Give it up for Kusha Kapila.
12:02I'm crazy, man.
12:04I mean,
12:06I don't think three real characters,
12:07I don't know what to do.
12:09I don't know what to do.
12:10I don't know what to do.
12:11I don't know what to do.
12:13It's true, man.
12:14It's true.
12:15It's true.
12:16It's true.
12:17It's true.
12:22I feel like this will be close.
12:33In the fight,
12:34no.
12:36No, no, man.
12:37I appreciate Kusha Kapila.
12:38Look at her.
12:39Look at her.
12:40She's lost so much weight.
12:41Give it up for that.
12:42How much is it?
12:44He has lost almost 70.
12:45How much was the weight of the weight?
12:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
12:52Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
12:56Oh, man, hustle!
12:57Oh, holy, no one is...
12:59She can take it.
12:59I'm all very good friends.
13:00I don't know when are you friends.
13:01When I get 1 million.
13:05Very good.
13:08I'm so happy.
13:10My role really came up in movies.
13:11I got to get my role.
13:12I got my role.
13:13It was the promotions.
13:17It's just a little bit of my advice.
13:21Kusha, ma'am, you look like Kareena Kapoor,
13:23so you roll her side profile,
13:26your screen time will increase a little.
13:31No, but it's very good Kusha. She's so helpful.
13:33I don't know, she's very kind.
13:34She's threading the girl so she can donate cancer patients.
13:39I don't have any idea.
13:43Very kind.
13:45She's very helpful, man.
13:47Kullu has a friend.
13:51It's a joke.
13:52Kullu is a friend.
13:53You will see us on vacation together.
13:56We take Kullu.
13:58Who will take our back?
14:01Kullu is a very main girl.
14:03Kullu is putting a photo of a boy,
14:04I don't know.
14:05It's time for her.
14:13Kullu, who don't know,
14:15Kullu's father is not a father.
14:16Now they are.
14:17Tanmay Bhat.
14:20Now they are.
14:22So...
14:27So what happened?
14:28Kullu has written a show.
14:30Kullu has written a show.
14:30Do you know it?
14:31You know it's Farsi Mashaaraj,
14:31in which there is a bad guy.
14:33One else wrote it.
14:34It's a bad joke.
14:35He calls his solo solo.
14:40Just kidding, just kidding.
14:42Let's go.
14:43Kullu has written a show.
14:45You know it's like Shreya Vichariti,
14:46he asked him,
14:47he said,
14:47Kullu and Kusha,
14:48you go three vacations.
14:49You can buy a shampoo and conditioner from three.
14:55I said,
14:55he's like,
14:56he's like,
14:56Kullu is sleeping in the car.
14:57You...
15:00It's so stupid.
15:01His mom said,
15:02he gave his milk to his brother.
15:03He said,
15:03he's like,
15:04he's like...
15:12But I'm a big fan of Shreya.
15:14I don't know.
15:14I comment on his videos every video.
15:16Women.
15:17I'm a big fan.
15:20We come to our roast master.
15:21Solanki has married,
15:22those who don't know.
15:23Give it up for that.
15:27Solanki asked her to her husband,
15:28where will you go to honeymoon?
15:29He said,
15:30Thailand.
15:30He said,
15:31Mummi, Papa,
15:32let's go back.
15:32I've got a plan.
15:34He's a very young man.
15:35I don't know.
15:36You look like Shreya Vichariti.
15:37He doesn't know how to say.
15:39He's a clean comedian.
15:40Shreya Vichariti.
15:41But I'm telling you,
15:42this is a good idea.
15:44You are telling me,
15:45this is a good idea.
15:46Solanki has a foot fetish.
15:48He calls Perry Pona.
15:54He's a very young man.
15:55He's a very young man.
15:56He's a young man.
15:57He's a young man.
15:58Because there are also young men.
16:00There are also young men.
16:08Solanki,
16:09when he married,
16:10he's a young man.
16:11He's a young man.
16:12He's a young man.
16:16He's a young man.
16:17He's a young man.
16:18He's a young man.
16:19He's a young man.
16:20Look,
16:21one side is a young man.
16:22In comedy.
16:23One side is a time.
16:24There's a lot of color in our comedy.
16:26He's a young man.
16:27This is a young man.
16:28He's a young man.
16:29He's a young man.
16:30He's also talking about it.
16:31He's a young man.
16:32So,
16:33he'll play chess for 2 days later.
16:34Pawn.
16:35Poor.
16:36You mean he's a young man.
16:38That's how he played.
16:39He played so many chess, he played so many chess, I mean, I didn't know where he was.
16:46His breakup is also like, because he said to his girlfriend in bed, he was like, E3 to B4.
16:52But my brother is a big fan of him, so now his therapy is going on.
16:59Now the last joke is, obviously, I want to finish Roastmaster's game.
17:06After winning Comic-Stan, he taught me one thing, that nothing happens from a trophy to a home,
17:13because Australia was also winning the World Cup.
17:16Thank you, that's been great.
17:26You're enjoying it?
17:27Now it feels like it's getting tired, right?
17:30But yeah, our next Roastmaster is Kullu.
17:36But it doesn't look strange, it's a lot of habit,
17:39with four people sitting in bed.
17:42Reaction videos?
17:45Look at his face.
17:47Sorry, don't look at it.
17:49I'm sorry for you, that you've seen.
17:52Look at his face, when it was born,
17:55the other people were crying.
17:57When the child is born,
18:04the doctor is out of her,
18:06and the back of his face was killed.
18:07He was killed in the face of his face.
18:11Kullu, someone took a photo,
18:13and said,
18:13Good, come here.
18:14He said, Clear, come here.
18:17Big boy.
18:19Kullu is far away,
18:20then he remembers.
18:21If he comes back, then he comes back.
18:26I'm going to tell you,
18:26Kullu is so important for us.
18:28If it's more than a month,
18:30then I'll give it to him.
18:36Kullu looks like,
18:37and he says,
18:38I'm going to give it to him.
18:46Kullu has asked him,
18:47bro, this water is your water.
18:48He said, no, no.
18:49He said, what's the benefit of him?
18:55Kullu is looking for self-made people,
18:56and he says,
18:57these are talented people.
19:02Kullu is less than vitamin D,
19:04because he lives in his face.
19:07He says,
19:10Mumbai, the city is not a good one.
19:11If you look like this,
19:13who will be watching this?
19:15Please make some noise
19:16for the next roster!
19:17Kullu!
19:23Oh...
19:24Oh...
19:25A**hole...
19:32Friends,
19:33I don't know
19:34a bit of a persona
19:35that I'm a normal man.
19:36So today, I think that I'm posting this character like this.
19:41Now, I'm not going to do it.
19:50Give it up for Shaya Piyom Roy, guys.
19:54The name of the music director.
20:01Shriya is from Bihar.
20:04Shriya is from Bihar that he is also in his mouth.
20:15Shriya is also in a stable relationship and a good relationship.
20:18Give it up for Yaya.
20:20He knows that he can work well with his career and love.
20:35Give it up for Kusha, everybody.
20:40Shriya is from Bihar.
20:45Kusha has shown us about Dehati ladies, which is also the fan following of Shriya Piyom Roy.
20:52And also her cousins.
20:53They are 34 people, they are the same.
21:03Let's give it up for one of the best friends on this panel.
21:06Give it up for Gullin Panu, guys.
21:07Thank you, guys.
21:10Gullin and Kusha are now in Goa.
21:13The whole time, Gullin and Kusha are fighting.
21:16Is it Kusha's body fat is more than Gullin's testosterone?
21:18I have a testosterone.
21:34I have a question about Gullin.
21:35Actually, I was not in Comic-Stan 3.
21:38But one of the contestants got sick.
21:40And Gullin was as a backup.
21:41And then he performed well.
21:42Is there the audience in the audience?
21:44Yeah?
21:45Is there sitting in the audience?
21:46I was not supposed to be in Comic-Stan 3.
21:47But that's when he got sick.
21:49I tried to go to Comic-Stan for three years.
21:54It won't happen, bro.
21:57In my time,
21:58the oxygen of someone's selected is reduced.
22:07Those are the best favorite of Sumit Saurav.
22:16When the oxygen was admitted,
22:17when we were admitted,
22:18we were all talking about it.
22:19We were all talking about it.
22:25Gullin had a finger cross.
22:32The Pannu is 8.
22:34The oxygen was fine.
22:35It was fine.
22:37So, Gullin had a friend.
22:38So, Gullin had a friend.
22:40So, Gullin didn't tell me.
22:41Don't tell me.
22:45Who was holding a pair on the cylinder pipe in the morning?
22:59But I'm very much obsessed with Comic-Stan.
23:01I was very small when I applied it.
23:03Every time it happened,
23:04it didn't happen.
23:06So, I saw Comic-Stan as you saw it.
23:07You saw it on the wedding of the crush, right?
23:11I was very excited.
23:12I was very inspired by Comic-Stan.
23:14I was very excited.
23:15I was very excited.
23:17I was very excited about a winner of Comic-Stan,
23:20which I remember now.
23:21That, bro,
23:22I was dead.
23:36Get out!
23:39So, when I lived in the Vavashiri,
23:40yeah!
23:43I was so excited.
23:44You were so excited.
23:50If you could see the title of the YouTube videos,
23:52I wanted to be married.
23:53My life.
23:56My teaching experience.
23:59My living life.
24:01I made the title of the soft phone.
24:03I'm coming to the winner of Comic-Stan 3 from Comic-Stan 2 from Comic-Stan 2.
24:10There were two joint winners in season 2.
24:15One person is very well respected in the community.
24:18Very good comedian. Just released a special.
24:22He also recently performed for Indian cricket team.
24:26And the other winner is taking the laugh on stage.
24:33I'm talking about things about the back-bench in the 8th class.
24:45And he says, I'm a dark comedian.
24:48If the comedy is dark, it's the favorite picture of Animal Mahatma Gandhi.
24:57I'm going to open it for the time.
24:59I'm going to open it for the time.
25:01I'm going to open it for the time.
25:07The whole child is like a nerd.
25:10The people who play chess.
25:13Vitamin D deficiency.
25:16And drink it.
25:19The audience can't give any standing ovation.
25:23The iron in everyone's body.
25:25The audience is so low that we've put a chance.
25:29That first, the audience's puberty will come.
25:31Or Kusha's menopause.
25:40And no one who wins the chance of winning.
25:42But like, guys, give it up for the women of the R.
25:51Give it up for Kusha Pila, guys.
25:52Yeah!
25:56Reddit Kirani, brother.
25:57Kusha's menopause.
26:00But like, Kusha, like I said, Kusha gave a stroke yet.
26:04In that, these women are taking the role of big women.
26:07I mean, they are taking the role of their own.
26:11And they love each other than a young woman.
26:14Kusha, I will also give you 8 years.
26:15I'll give you 8 years old.
26:22Kusha recently got divorced.
26:24Yeah.
26:25It's very brave of her, yeah.
26:30My mom and dad also divorced.
26:32So, I'm real.
26:33I don't have a look like this.
26:38No, no, no.
26:39No, no.
26:45What's the way, brother?
26:47I don't know who I am with.
26:48I don't know who I am with.
26:49They come here, brother.
26:51One came and said, Kusha and Gullu are dating.
26:54I said, I wish, but...
26:57I wrote down below,
26:58If Kusha and Gullu are dating,
26:59then it's midlife crisis and mommy issues.
27:07But Kusha is very close to her ex-husband.
27:10Which is good.
27:11I mean, it's so close that,
27:12I mean,
27:13if I take it,
27:14then I will be third wheeler.
27:22But...
27:24I would love to third wheel, guys.
27:26Thank you so much, guys. Give it up.
27:30Give it back for your host,
27:31Asis Kulanki, guys.
27:34I mean,
27:36I mean,
27:37I mean,
27:38I don't think
27:39it's like a shirt,
27:40you can open the nipple,
27:41and you can write it down.
27:43It's been opened,
27:44it's been late.
27:46I mean,
27:47I'll tell you,
27:48I'll tell you,
27:49I'll tell you,
27:50I'll tell you,
27:51I'll tell you,
27:52I'll tell you,
27:53I'll tell you.
27:55What's happening in the comics?
27:56I mean,
27:57I'm not sure.
27:58I'm not sure.
27:59I'm not sure.
28:01Make some nice for the next sex.
28:02Shriya Priyam Roy.
28:03Yes.
28:06It's a very dangerous.
28:09It's a very dumb.
28:10It's a very dumb.
28:11It's a very dumb.
28:12It's a strange thing to me.
28:13I mean,
28:14I mean,
28:15I mean,
28:16man,
28:17I mean,
28:18you're all alone.
28:22I know
28:23yes,
28:24I mean,
28:25I know,
28:26it's like I know
28:27my family made the moment
28:28I was like
28:29because
28:30I don't know,
28:31I was like
28:32I'm not sure if
28:33you're looking at it.
28:34It's like
28:35you're looking at it.
28:36Tell you,
28:37I'm not sure about it.
28:39You're looking at it.
28:40I'm not sure you're looking at it.
28:42Shriya's phone and ask if it's free, what's free? I need it.
28:53Shriya, what a girl in wallet was 40 years old?
28:58I don't think it's a success.
29:06Now the audience will tell you.
29:12Oh, my God.
29:16Wow.
29:18Oh, my God.
29:20I'm not going to get hurt.
29:23I'm going to get hurt.
29:24Wait, wait.
29:26Shreea said,
29:27that in your wallet,
29:28that girl's photo is your boyfriend.
29:29She said,
29:30she's not the wallet of her.
29:34Please welcome Shreea Priyam Ra.
29:35Yes.
29:40You all know that Ashish is a clean comic.
29:42It's so clean that it seems
29:44that BDSM is a short form of word mask.
29:50Solanki, it's such a clean comic
29:51that in road tracks,
29:52you look at your daughter's dreams.
29:58Solanki, jokes aside,
29:59it doesn't mean spanking.
30:01It doesn't happen.
30:05Don't smack me, guys.
30:07Solanki,
30:08there's such a person
30:09who will tell your children
30:10that I'll call my daddy
30:11and my wife,
30:12my father.
30:18Solanki,
30:19it's so old
30:20that he will get his son
30:21as well as his son.
30:26People are scared of him
30:28and he's waiting
30:29and he's waiting
30:30and he's waiting
30:31to get his son.
30:33This is Solanki
30:34with hair
30:35and
30:36this is Solanki
30:37without hair.
30:43Shampaklal
30:44is a young man.
30:47I'll tell you
30:48that
30:49you can see
30:50in pregnancy ward
30:51Solanki
30:52so that your child
30:53is like this.
30:54And
30:55in abortion clinic
30:56.
30:59I'll tell you
31:00that your child
31:01won't happen.
31:02I'll tell you
31:03that your father's marriage
31:04has been gone
31:05until now.
31:06Because anyone
31:07wants to take
31:08a stitney.
31:12I don't think
31:13that girl
31:14who is pregnant
31:15in mourning.
31:17I'll tell you
31:18that Pandi
31:19had an abortion
31:20once.
31:21And
31:22he cried
31:23a lot.
31:24He cried
31:25a lot.
31:26I'll tell you
31:27that
31:28I'll tell you
31:29that
31:30I'll tell you
31:31what
31:32you can't
31:33hear it.
31:34I'll tell you
31:35that
31:36I'll tell you
31:37that
31:38I'll tell you
31:39that
31:40that
31:41the
31:42girl
31:43has
31:43also
31:44made
31:45the
31:46girl
31:47to
31:48ask
31:49her
31:50I must be streamed, yeah.
31:52Give little time Opie in the chat.
31:57Time to go to every college show.
32:00Placement.
32:01Maa.
32:02Placement.
32:03Why maa.
32:04Placement.
32:05Now everyone can take a little bit.
32:13Harsh Gujral, Gurleen, Pannu and Bassi
32:16are the most in my league in Gurleen.
32:20The first time Gurleen came out of the therapy room,
32:25and she went back inside,
32:27and she saw that the therapist's mouth was coming out.
32:33It's really good for everyone's heart.
32:35Yes.
32:36It's like a look like this.
32:40The monkey cap was like a monkey.
32:45When the pimple comes to the chest,
32:47it goes to the chest.
32:49Someone came out of the room.
32:53Kullu asked me backstage if you have a lady's problem.
32:56No, ladies have a problem with you.
33:00Ask Gurleen.
33:04Kullu, if a hotel is a receptionist,
33:06every girl gives her a wrong number.
33:09Kullu has kept in reaction videos,
33:11so that she can talk about bad investments in the podcast.
33:23Kullu, Kusha, Gurleen, all of them were gone.
33:25And she didn't have the package.
33:27And she didn't have the package.
33:32Next up is Kusha.
33:38You can see,
33:39Kusha looks like Kareena Kapoor.
33:40If you want to give a mutia.
33:41If you want to give a mutia.
33:46Kusha has learned one thing.
33:47Do it and put it on Insta.
33:49And put it on Insta.
33:56He also gives a mutia shout-out to him,
33:58from whom he's dinged.
34:01You all know,
34:02Kusha is a dog.
34:05He calls a dog.
34:06He also calls a dog.
34:08Kusha has studied fashion from Delhi.
34:10But,
34:12his fashion is good since divorce.
34:19Kusha, you've heard it.
34:20If you get a hand,
34:21it's like a light.
34:22Let's see.
34:24Let's see.
34:25Let's see.
34:29That was my time, ladies and gentlemen.
34:31Please welcome Manu.
34:32Ashish.
34:33Let's see.
34:36Wow, man.
34:37It's a price for her.
34:38Yes?
34:40Yeah, man.
34:43She gets this hand,
34:44she gets the beak.
34:47Give her something.
34:48Give her something.
34:50It was like that.
34:53Next act is,
34:54Samirana make some noise.
34:55Yes?
34:59Samirana is the favourite for six years.
35:01And the favourite of the audience.
35:03It's the favourite for six,
35:05In my time.
35:06It's the favourite favourite.
35:07It bir Tina
35:11It speaks to everyone who studies a lot.
35:12You used to try the protein like Youtube on stream.
35:19But,
35:22its time has changed.
35:23Before,
35:24was the time over soda.
35:25It was a shock to him when he was playing with his fingers.
35:34He was playing with his fingers.
35:39He was telling him that he was telling him.
35:50He told him to tell him.
35:55All of them took their money.
36:00There's not so much in actuality.
36:02It's just like I don't have my mouth.
36:11Okay.
36:12Next one is for Samirana. Yes!
36:19Let's do it, bro.
36:21Let's do it, bro.
36:23Okay then, all right.
36:25Look at Ashish Solanki.
36:26Look at one second.
36:28Someone would like to say,
36:30What?
36:31I'm Ashish Solanki fan.
36:34It's like Ashish Solanki,
36:36that there's someone who's a fool of Harry Potter.
36:40Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone.
36:43Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Asthma.
36:46Can you tell me,
36:47who do you show Harry Potter?
36:48No.
36:49No.
36:50Give them two, three videos and flop them.
36:51Give them two, three videos and flop them.
36:52It will also be a devil in your hands.
37:00You're calling my audience young.
37:02How is that a bad thing, man?
37:04Solanki is very funny.
37:05Tell them,
37:06but they don't come to their show.
37:08Because they all died in Covid.
37:11Ohhhh...
37:16The old audience is flexing this.
37:18Tell them.
37:19There's no ex-fighter here in this.
37:21What is the USP?
37:23How long do I live here?
37:24I'm a clean comic.
37:25What is it?
37:26Look at this.
37:27Look at this.
37:28It's a good expression.
37:29It's an expression of her head.
37:30Huh?
37:31Huh?
37:32Huh?
37:33Huh?
37:34Huh?
37:35It's good.
37:36It's better than a son of a son.
37:46It's better than a son.
37:47It's better than a son.
37:48Look at this.
37:49Look at this.
37:50I think Ashish has become a career for a girl.
37:57If it's like this, whoever you're in the show will become a career.
38:05Ashish's father is the police,
38:07mother's mother is the police,
38:09but they're both the boys.
38:20Oh, my God.
38:22Oh, my God.
38:24Oh, my God.
38:26Ashish Sulanki is from Burari, guys.
38:29Burari, do you know?
38:31The family died there.
38:33The wrong one.
38:40Guys, Ashish Sulanki never can't be the Burari scene in a house.
38:44Because Ashish never can kill in a full camera.
38:50Anyway, guys.
38:53I remember from this tragedy,
38:55there was a very big tragedy in Bhopal.
39:00His name is Kullu.
39:05It's Kullu's name is Case Island.
39:10Kullu is so stupid,
39:12he's crying in the bathroom so that he can put it in the bathroom.
39:15Oh, my God.
39:19Time is so stupid.
39:20You are Ashish Sulanki audience.
39:25Kullu's name is like,
39:26he's selling a bar,
39:28he's giving a bar in Vimal Free.
39:32Kullu doesn't even take it.
39:33He says,
39:34I'm coming from Tanmay's house,
39:35already,
39:36something's in his mouth.
39:45Kullu's quote,
39:46Tummay's 80 kilos,
39:51and he seems like he's talking about funny.
39:53He doesn't recognize this,
39:54he says he's holding such a bar
39:56It seems that Tanmayka is still in the head of Tanmay.
40:06No, Kullu is a nice man.
40:09From man to man, Gullin Pannu is here.
40:13Gullin...
40:15I don't think it will be any issue from my jokes.
40:19Or it will be any shame because...
40:21...it doesn't hurt the man.
40:27Gullin is so angry that he goes to the airport so that he can get frisked.
40:33Gullin's mother says,
40:34...
40:35...
40:36...
40:41Look, I won't say that much.
40:42Or if Gullin's head will get high.
40:47Gullin looks like an aborted girl child who climbed out of the well.
40:51And then she started doing comedy and her parents were like,
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45:41Let's go.
46:11I should have done this.
46:22Look, these are just jokes.
46:24Before I tell you, I'll tell you...
46:28You know, I heard everyone's roast on me that...
46:31I thought I was the expert that I was the one that was done for 4 years ago.
46:35Now it is also the one that was done for 4 years ago.
46:37I was expecting something new, something brutal, something that you know really...
46:41It really touches my insecurities, but there's nothing like that.
46:43Because, look, I don't know my insecurities here.
46:46I know all of them.
46:48Like, the insecurity of Solanki is that,
46:49after winning, there wasn't a ticket to win.
46:54Gulli's insecurity is that,
46:55that it's so viral on Instagram,
46:57but there's no one in her shows, right?
47:00She's like,
47:00I'll be on the internet if I'm viral.
47:02Okay, the insecurity is that,
47:04when will I ever be able to do something on my own?
47:08Okay, Shreya, let's go.
47:09That's the insecurity itself, okay?
47:11I know Kusha's lot of insecurities.
47:14We all know it.
47:15We've read InstaCellar Gossips.
47:17Yeah.
47:18No, no, no.
47:20What's my insecurity?
47:21My insecurity is that,
47:24when people will watch this video,
47:25and I will watch them with me,
47:27they won't think that,
47:28that I am an artist too.
47:30Oh, yeah, that's my time.
47:34She's fucking amazing.
47:35Make some noise for Kusha Kapila.
47:37You know Kusha Pari?
47:47No, no, no.
47:49No, no
47:49No, no, no.
47:50Make some noise for him, yes?
47:51Yes!
47:51Yes!
47:52Yes!
47:52Yes!
47:53Yes!
47:53Yes!
47:53Yes!
47:53Yes!
47:54Yes!
47:55Yes!
47:55Yes!
47:55Yes!
47:56Yes!
47:56Yes!
47:57After a few months,
47:59his comeback will also be necessary.
48:01So we will give a chance to Kusha.
48:03Make some nice for Kusha.
48:07People say that Kusha looks like Kareena Kapoor.
48:10Kusha looks like Kullu looks like Kullu looks like Kullu.
48:16Kusha's mind of Kusha's eyes,
48:18but he's got a barricade.
48:21Who keeps his eyes on his face?
48:23Kusha's divorce posts were so laik,
48:27he said to him,
48:28I'll do it again.
48:30It's very trending.
48:32Kusha was playing the South Delhi aunties,
48:35but now he is.
48:39Kusha's picture is also sitting like this.
48:43Khatna.
48:46Are you ready to listen to Kusha?
48:47Yes?
48:48Please make some noise.
48:50And welcome Kusha Kapila.
48:58Yes, Ravinder Bhaya.
48:59Take a car.
49:01You will take 5 minutes to roast these losers.
49:06And take a look,
49:07take a look of sanitizer.
49:08We'll meet at the show.
49:11Extra strong.
49:12Kullu also has a time.
49:17Guys, I am here to revive their careers,
49:18to revive their careers
49:19and Shreya, you have to start with it now.
49:27Did you get a place for your tractor park?
49:33Shreya can do it with the e-riksha, right?
49:37Okay, let's go.
49:42Since I am in this unfortunate company
49:45of the biggest losers of the comedy industry,
49:48let's start with the biggest loser of all time,
49:50Samir Ahna.
49:56Samir is the time
49:57when you don't want to get out of the house.
50:01Samir is the time
50:02when you don't want to get out of the house.
50:07Samir has said to her girlfriend
50:09to abortion his girlfriend
50:11and everyone is very offended.
50:13Why is he offended?
50:14I agree with him.
50:15Samir is the time like
50:16you don't need to get out of the house.
50:21Do not fall.
50:24Samir's comedy is so cheap
50:26and third class
50:27that his old girl will come to the special
50:27It will be like Old Balaji.
50:33Samir knows when he is losing weight
50:34when he should really be losing his career in comedy.
50:40Have you seen how long time is it?
50:43Time is so long that he wears a condom wearing black clothes.
50:49Have you seen how the girl becomes a girl in chess?
50:54It seems that he will become a girl and a girl in chess.
51:01Kulu is here everyone.
51:05Kulu was released in the appendix of Tanmay's operation.
51:12Kulu has a show of Keeping It Kulu
51:14which is made for keeping Tanmay's up.
51:20Kulu has become so feminist for the girls
51:23that after sex, he wears his bra.
51:28He wears a dress.
51:30He wears a dress and wears a dress in his house.
51:33He has put all his words in the wrong way.
51:35He has put all his words in the wrong way.
51:38Because where did they go from?
51:40I mean comic, Ashir Sulanki.
51:47Sandeep Maheshwari was 10 years old,
51:50then Sulanki was released.
51:53That was not what I asked.
51:55When you look at Sulanki,
51:57he will send you life insurance.
52:00Sulanki is loved by old people.
52:03That's a good meme.
52:05You are loved by old people.
52:07That's a good meme.
52:09If you go to the show,
52:11you will feel like you have come to the emergency ward.
52:16Everyone make some noise to Gullin.
52:21Gullin's house are all cricketers.
52:23He is an akheli dough ball.
52:28Look at Gullin's attention.
52:30Gullin looks like 4 packs.
52:35Look at Gullin's face,
52:37one thing comes from my mind.
52:40It's a small ass.
52:49Gullin's pronouns are Hanji and Paji.
52:54Gullin is the activa,
52:55which is called BULT.
52:57Gullin doesn't check.
52:58She makes this sign in her mouth.
52:59No, she is a boy.
53:00She is an akheli.
53:01He is a fat boy.
53:02Well, not Gullin's face,
53:03she is a pretty good term.
53:06Gullin's tomboy.
53:07He is not tomboy.
53:08Tom is Balwinder.
53:13Gullin gave him a vote by giving you,
53:16for that she felt like AP Tillo.
53:18I don't know what to do.
53:24The votes came from Shreya.
53:29Shreya seems to try to sell you to sell your tupperware.
53:36Shreya gives money every month.
53:38Because it's on the train.
53:44Shreya also eats meat.
53:48Shreya stops this rickshaw and says,
53:53Is it empty?
53:54She says,
53:55It's empty.
53:56She says,
53:57It's a little while.
54:01Shreya asks her to make a maid.
54:03What to do?
54:05The maid says,
54:06Your career.
54:09Shreya goes to high studies in the lift.
54:11Shreya goes to high studies.
54:16Shreya has failed in MMA.
54:17Because she thinks she's a mother in MMA.
54:23Shreya has reached the internet to the house of Bidjani.
54:26Shreya.
54:27Shreya's father has got a dongle from her.
54:28Shreya's father has got a dongle from her.
54:34Now, I can't see Shreya's career and push more.
54:36That's my time guys.
54:38Thank you so much.
54:39I love it so much.
54:40I love it so much in this panel.
54:47Makes so nice for her.
54:48Yes.
54:51This is Pretty Good Roast Show.
54:53Have fun guys.
54:55Makes so nice for all the panelists.
54:58And for Gusha.
54:59Bidjana.
55:01One thing.
55:02That you can do everything.
55:03I've seen stand up that show.
55:04Movie.
55:05I'm as a pessoa.
55:07Reels.
55:08But one thing.
55:10That you can't.
55:12I'm here.
55:21Thank you so much.
55:22Good night.
55:29I'm going to eat Haldiraam's first kiss, and then I'll talk to you later.
55:43Kusha, I'm one of the bravest person, because for real,
55:46people who do it a lot of times will cry,
55:48that it's not a joke, it's not a joke, it's not a joke.
55:51Kusha has a real one for us,
55:53saying that I have to do a joke.
55:55Respectively.
55:56So, we have to do whatever we want to do.
55:58Okay, I'm going to enjoy it.
56:00I'm not going to edit it.
56:02Solangi!
56:03You're going to take it off and take it off the sides.
56:06It's a important day.
56:08Generally, when you have a big day,
56:10you should have to keep up.
56:16I think my makeup has just worked,
56:18so I've got a lot of excitement.
56:20But I'm coming back to Comic-Stan,
56:22so I'm kind of excited.
56:25But I want to share the same people,
56:27so that's made of boring.
56:29I'm prepared to lose Samaya as a friend.
56:32He was the only friend actually made in Mumbai this year.
56:34Who is going to go here today?
56:37I just told you that you're not anxious.
56:40And don't do it.
56:41Don't do it.
56:42Don't do it.
56:43Don't do it.
56:44I'm getting a lot of pressure.
56:46Look at me,
56:48I'm getting a lot of pressure.
56:49To be honest,
56:50I've thought I was thinking
56:51like that today,
56:52that's already sorted and all are ready.
56:54Then we are going to be
57:16This is our show.
57:23If you want to comment on this video, please enjoy it and enjoy it.
57:33Look, you have a lot of money.
57:36I'm sorry, I've got a C.S.R. initiative.
57:40I've got to do it, I've got to do it.
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