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00:00Today me and the crew are going back to first grade. At the end of the class
00:04we will receive a 10 question test and if you miss more than two questions on
00:07the test you fail and get pelted by water balloons and you don't proceed to
00:10the next grade. Last person to fail school gets $10,000 or if everyone makes
00:16it to 12th grade we all get it. Alright Jake Paulers, me and the crew are going
00:20back to first grade today. We're waiting on our first teacher. Good morning class.
00:36I'm Miss Whitford and I want you guys to go around and say your name and say one
00:40interesting fact about yourself. My name is Mr. Beast and I don't like school. My
00:45name is Chandler and I like Gushers. My name is Garrett and my dad owns a yacht.
00:49I'm Ethan. I like Fortnite. I'm Bailey. I had no meal for breakfast. Okay so first
00:57we're gonna do some reading. So I'm gonna read a story. I want you guys to pay
01:01really close attention, okay? So Chandler what happened in the beginning of that?
01:08I didn't get to write down anything. So now we're gonna do some math. So we're about to take our first
01:16grade test. Dad told you to put that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Clear a desk. Put all calculators away.
01:21Okay you have 10 questions in 10 minutes. Stop looking. When you get done you can put your head
01:29down silently. Just like Christy.
01:35Alright everyone can sit back up and give your paper to your partner. Number one is A. Number five is A. And Tennessee.
01:43Did anyone miss more than two questions? No. No. Congratulations you're going to second grade.
01:48Yay! Woo! Yay! Hi Floss. Hey! I'm Ms. Brewington. Welcome to second grade. Alright. Math.
01:59Aww. Yeah. So who's gonna volunteer for the first one? Me. Oh. Uh. You gotta show your work,
02:07boy. Well you see you just take 63 and you subtract 19 and you get 44. But how do you take 9 from 30?
02:12Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So you sound confident. Just give us the test.
02:20What? Yeah. Which of the following is a state of matter? 55 plus 62. What is the past tense of through?
02:28Alright once you're finished put your head down on the desk.
02:33Alright you guys pick something to trade papers with so we can grade them. Number one.
02:37False. Wait wait wait. Number one's false. Oh it's false? It's false. Oh. Um number three is 117. Wait.
02:45Number three is 117. Wait. You got that wrong. Yeah I know. Yeah wait you might fail. No.
02:50Taylor. I messed up. Number seven should be broke. That's an O. That's an O.
02:56That's an O. Taylor failed. You failed second grade. I forgot about it. Taylor should do really bad.
03:01Taylor who is so confident that he didn't have to show his work. Ethan got 80. I got 80. Chris got 100.
03:09Derek got 80. Bailey got 100. And Chandler missed three. Which means he failed and needs to be punished.
03:16You failed second grade bruh. Honestly people are going to think it's staged. You need to leave that part in there.
03:23People are going to think it's staged. Chandler's just dumb. Chandler dude you failed second grade. Why?
03:28I was trying to get too wrong on purpose. Yeah you're trying to be funny and then you got that service.
03:34Alright. I'm sorry man. Let's go punish you.
03:45Fuck Chandler. It wasn't on purpose. We love you Chandler. We love you Chandler. Sorry you're bad at second
03:51grade. Sorry Chandler. There's a new one in town. Good morning. Good morning.
03:58We're missing someone. Sorry your friend Chandler had been held back. The weakest link had to go.
04:03Yeah. Alright so we're going to learn math today. I'm going to pay attention. I'm not failing.
04:09We're going to start with multiplication. And properties multiplication.
04:16This is third grade. Are you serious? There's no way this is third grade. This is AP third grade.
04:21Yeah. Alright I'm ready. Give me it. Can we have an open book? Nope.
04:27This was a little more bake-up years ago.
04:31That was just fun. Bailey this was the...
04:33Can you get this to...
04:37What is this? Hit or miss? I guess I never miss, huh? Alright, pass this out.
04:48Alright, you ready? Yes.
04:51Why? Why is this so hard?
04:53Alright, when you're done just put your head down.
04:57Alright, you ready? Alright, switch with your partner.
05:01How many bones are in the adult human body?
05:03206.
05:03206.
05:04Alright, six.
05:05Garrett's already missed one.
05:06What?
05:07He put 127.
05:08Oh, alright.
05:09Which body system controls your brain?
05:11Alright, everyone retrograde at the top of the head to me.
05:14Alright. Pass, pass, pass, pass, pass. Everyone pass.
05:24Hey everybody.
05:24Hello.
05:25Hello.
05:25I'm Miss Allison and I'm going to be teaching you fourth grade today.
05:29And there is no throwing at each other.
05:32So today we are going to start with...
05:35Can anybody tell us our state colors?
05:37Red and blue.
05:38Yes, good.
05:41Alright, y'all ready to test? That's all we got.
05:43Yeah, yeah.
05:43Alright, clear your guess.
05:45There are no notes during this test.
05:46What is the state bird?
05:48Jimmy doesn't know it.
05:50Write the fraction that represents this picture.
05:52Okay, alright, everybody heads up.
05:54Number eight, what did we get?
05:55B.
05:56B.
05:56You got a hundred.
05:57I missed it.
05:58Follow me.
05:58I missed it.
05:59Follow me.
05:59Pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass.
06:03We will pass.
06:03Let's go to fifth grade.
06:05Yeah, I knew I was going to make it this far.
06:07My fourth grade graduation present is a Ferrari.
06:09I knew I was going to pass.
06:10I've got a hundred so far.
06:12I plan on getting a hundred and going all the way to graduation.
06:15Okay, I still feel like fourth grade was easier than first grade.
06:18I suck at school, but if you want help with clickbait thumbnails, I'm your guy.
06:22I thought I was going to get out in first grade and not even going to lie.
06:25Alright, you guys.
06:25I remember this.
06:27Alright, the math first.
06:29It was pen dust.
06:30Got it?
06:31I remember that.
06:31Do we know it?
06:34You have the American Revolution.
06:37The French and the British fall in war.
06:39British was very poor after it, so they began taxing America.
06:43I'm a hundred percent failing.
06:47Close your book.
06:48Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?
06:50For number five, you have to solve the following equation and write your answer in simplest form.
06:55Your answer's not even a number.
06:57It has to be a number answer.
06:59Alright.
07:00What are problems?
07:02Share your paper with partner.
07:04Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?
07:06Thomas Jefferson.
07:07Thomas Jefferson.
07:08He put Trump.
07:08You missed one more.
07:10You failed.
07:11I'm going to fail.
07:11Five.
07:13The answer is 16 and 1, 15.
07:16Ethan put no.
07:18Number six, the quarter right now.
07:20Yes.
07:20The British are coming.
07:22He put the British are coming.
07:24You're both out.
07:25Oh, I'm out too.
07:25And number 10 is personification.
07:29Oh my goodness, I passed.
07:30Wait, wait, wait.
07:32So did I pass?
07:32Yeah.
07:33I passed.
07:33Yes.
07:34I'll be the only ones left.
07:35Chris got an 80.
07:36He passed.
07:37Garrett failed.
07:38No!
07:39No!
07:40Ethan got a 10.
07:41Ethan got a 10 percent.
07:42Ethan, you failed too.
07:44You got one right.
07:45He got one right.
07:46And then Bailey and me both passed.
07:48So let's go punish them.
07:50My dad owns the guy.
07:51My dad owns the guy.
07:52My dad owns the guy.
07:53My dad owns the guy.
07:55I lost, but I'm glad I got hit with water, because it reminds me of being on my dad's yacht.
08:04Uh, the water balloons really hurt.
08:06Uh, I have welts on my back now.
08:08I'm disappointed I lost, but I'm proud of myself because I got to fifth grade.
08:12I only expected to get to third.
08:13Hey again.
08:14Hey.
08:15What happened to the rest of y'all?
08:16They all failed.
08:17I got to play.
08:18Okay.
08:19Okay, six, Craig.
08:20Ready?
08:20We're going to do language arts and science.
08:25Okay, next one.
08:26Wait, do you like our buddies that we all put on?
08:28I do.
08:29I would really like it, though, if y'all could get me one.
08:31It's kind of cool.
08:32Just go to shop Mr. Beast to get one.
08:34You remember this, because it might be on your quiz later.
08:38The planets and their moods and form smaller bodies and forms of moon.
08:41So we're ready for our test.
08:42Get out your paper.
08:43Okay, ready?
08:44No.
08:45Yes.
08:45So we've got ten questions.
08:47Number one, the fifth planet from the sun is?
08:50All orbits are blank in shape.
08:52You struggling?
08:54No, I'm good.
08:54I'm just thinking.
08:56Too easy.
08:56When you're finished, you can put your head down so I know you're done.
09:00Okay.
09:01The attraction of force between two objects is?
09:04Gravity.
09:04Gravity.
09:05Bailey got them all right.
09:07I missed two, which is okay, and Chris got them all right.
09:10Let's go to seventh grade.
09:11Let's go.
09:12Hello, class.
09:12Hello.
09:13Hi.
09:14Hi.
09:14Welcome to seventh grade.
09:16Okay, let's go through the class roll.
09:18Roll?
09:19What's your name?
09:19Jimmy.
09:21I'm Bailey.
09:21I'm Christopher.
09:23Are you surprised Chandler lost?
09:25You know, some people just can't make it all the way through high school or middle school
09:29or elementary school.
09:31Let's start with early English colonization.
09:33We're going to talk about American history.
09:37They traded corn, beads, tools, and even weapons.
09:40That's polymobligates.
09:44The adult human skeleton is made up of how many bones?
09:47127.
09:48Don't ask.
09:48127.
09:49127.
09:50So, would anybody like to come to the board and draw the bones that are in the skull?
10:01Line's easy to remember.
10:02Don't worry, guys.
10:03It's going to get the dub.
10:04We're good.
10:04We're good.
10:05I'm feeling good.
10:06Okay, so now let's go through our English and vocab words.
10:09And that is the end of seventh grade.
10:15Let's see if it will pass.
10:16All notes away except for your skulls.
10:19Number one.
10:20Spell the word that your teacher gives to you.
10:22And please put your head down when you're done.
10:24I'm going to labor before you actually finish this test.
10:29Okay, please try your test.
10:36Okay, number one.
10:37Susceptible.
10:38I did he write quartersome?
10:40Yeah.
10:40No, I wrote that.
10:42Quar-ter-some.
10:43Quar-ter.
10:44Cankerous?
10:46Quartersome?
10:46Did he miss?
10:48He's super lenient.
10:49I mean.
10:50Quartersome?
10:51Yeah, not even close.
10:52Dang, Jimmy's out.
10:54Okay.
10:58He's out.
10:59He's the one out.
11:00Come help me with balloons.
11:01Come on.
11:01One, two, and three.
11:14First off, some of those balloons don't break on impact, and they felt like a baseball.
11:18Second, I only failed because of spelling, which I am terrible at, so I knew that it's
11:22going to come eventually.
11:23I don't know why I can't spell.
11:24Thirdly, my cameraman just told me to plug the merge, so merge plug.
11:29Feeling pretty strong.
11:30We're in eighth grade.
11:31We got this.
11:32So we're on to eighth grade.
11:35Next, we're going to talk about a little bit of history.
11:37Oh, no.
11:38Okay.
11:40That's it for eighth grade.
11:42We better know your amendments, and we better know order of operations.
11:45Oh, man.
11:46Whenever you're finished, put your head down on your desk.
11:48Look at my actual hand shaking right now.
11:50Okay, ready?
11:51Number one.
11:52Did George Washington submit the 12 amendments to Congress?
11:55That's why I had to ask you.
11:56Yeah, you tried to pull a fast one out of me.
11:58I did.
11:59Fifteen and then eight.
12:00That's good.
12:01Yeah.
12:02Well done, well done.
12:03Yeah, 100th school.
12:04Dude.
12:04I'm excited to go into high school.
12:06Hello, class.
12:06I see that you both made it through the eighth grade.
12:09Welcome to high school.
12:10And today, we're going to talk about geography.
12:12How many states border?
12:14Mexico.
12:15Looks like four to me.
12:16Four.
12:17Yes.
12:17Good job.
12:20Wichita.
12:20Kansas.
12:21Isn't that Wichita?
12:21Hey, you remember me?
12:22Is that Topeka?
12:23Wait, you're from?
12:24Is that Chandler?
12:25Yeah.
12:25Second grade.
12:26I haven't seen you since second grade, bruh.
12:29Yeah, that's why you're in second grade.
12:31Okay, so are we ready for our test?
12:32Yes.
12:33I'm ready.
12:33I didn't write any notes.
12:34Okay, trade with your partner.
12:36Yes, at number 10, what state is Mount Rushmore located in?
12:40South Dakota.
12:41Boom.
12:42Yeah.
12:4210th grade.
12:44Woo.
12:44Who do you guys want to win between Chris and I?
12:47I know we're fan favorites.
12:48Yeah, we are.
12:49People love us.
12:49You're probably the more fan favorite.
12:51People love you so much.
12:52I love that.
12:54Good afternoon.
12:55Good afternoon.
12:56What happened to all your friends?
12:58Oh, you know they didn't make ya.
13:00Oh, I knew that was going to happen.
13:01So, we're going to start with government.
13:03Oh.
13:06Okay, U.S. government.
13:07Ready for math?
13:08Yeah.
13:09Yeah.
13:09Yeah.
13:11Are we going to test?
13:13Yes.
13:14Which cell has a wall and a membrane?
13:16What?
13:17What does that even mean?
13:21All right, let's do it.
13:22Let's get this.
13:24What tool is used to measure angles?
13:26Protractor.
13:26Compass.
13:27Protractor.
13:28What's a compass then?
13:29I thought a protractor is the one.
13:30That's for radius.
13:31A compass is for protractor.
13:33Okay, you're right, you're right.
13:34We're just flying through this now.
13:35We're flying through high school.
13:36What if we both win?
13:37Then we split it.
13:38I know.
13:38I'm going to win with you.
13:40All right.
13:40I'm going to win with you.
13:4111th grade.
13:42That's right.
13:43Junior year, boy.
13:44Time to start class.
13:45Hello.
13:46Okay, so today we're going to start with chemistry.
13:48Let's talk about the periodic table of elements.
13:50What is an atomic number, Chris?
13:52Uh, so, what do you mean?
13:57So, the only way to eliminate scarcity is to find unlimited resources.
14:00But, you can economize, figure out how to use them.
14:04And that is the fundamentals of economics.
14:07Yay.
14:10Is this the test?
14:11This is the test.
14:12When you're finished, please put your head down on your desk.
14:15I didn't take either chemistry or economics.
14:19And where does Shakespeare tell Hamlet to go?
14:24The nunnery.
14:25How many did I miss?
14:25I missed two.
14:26Yes.
14:27We got four wrong.
14:28I passed 11th grade though.
14:30Unlike in real life, but we did it in this game.
14:32Now on to 12th.
14:33Chris, you failed 11th grade.
14:36So, obviously, we're going to pelt you.
14:37But, Bailey here.
14:38I have the pressure.
14:39He has to pass 12th grade.
14:41He passed 12th grade.
14:42He gets all 10 grand.
14:43If Bailey fails 12th grade, everyone comes back to school and then we duke it out.
14:48So, let's go pelt you.
14:49He has to be punished.
14:50Three, two, one, go.
15:02All right.
15:05Hello.
15:06Hi.
15:07We've dropped down a lot.
15:08Yeah, I lost so much friends.
15:10Okay.
15:10So, you've made it to senior year.
15:12Yes, I have.
15:12So, you got all the difficult classes out of the way.
15:15Congratulations.
15:16So, math.
15:19Am I ready for my test?
15:20Yeah, you are.
15:21I'm ready.
15:22All right.
15:22It's up to you.
15:23Are you ready?
15:24I'm ready.
15:24I'm ready.
15:24The U.S. government is a direct democracy.
15:26That is false.
15:30My mother is the best mother in the world.
15:32She is kind to everyone.
15:36You done?
15:37I'm done.
15:37All right.
15:38I'll create it.
15:40The U.S. government is a direct democracy.
15:42False.
15:42That's correct.
15:43Oh.
15:44Yeah.
15:45Come on, guys.
15:45Come on, come on.
15:45It's correct.
15:46Yes.
15:46All right.
15:47So, he's 63.
15:49What's the difference between the maximum and minimum?
15:51I got that wrong.
15:52It is not correct.
15:53Because of the thing, it's the, ah.
15:54The interportile range, correct.
15:57Oh, she misspelled school.
15:59Does that count?
16:00I circled what was wrong.
16:02There's the misspell at the school, the misspell at the teacher.
16:06If it was legitimately my class, and I watched my kid take the test like that.
16:10We're all hugging.
16:17I just cracked his back.
16:18Yeah.
16:18Yeah.
16:18Yeah.
16:19Yeah.
16:19Yeah.
16:20Yeah.
16:20Yeah.
16:21Woo.
16:23Beach, beach, beach, beach, beach, beach, beach, beach, beach.
16:27From here?
16:27I just want to thank everybody for coming and participating in this.
16:31I did my hardest, and I worked really hard.
16:34And you won 10 grand.
16:35I won 10 grand.
16:36What are you going to do with it?
16:37I'm going to this.
16:38I'm going to spend it all on real school and editing for Mr. Beast.
16:49See you guys in summer school.
16:50Don't forget to buy your merch before the end of January, which is today.
16:54As you know, four random people that do will be flown out to participate in a video.
16:58And to make things easier on you, we just dropped a Frosted Beast hoodie, and it looks freaking amazing.
17:03Today is your last chance to enter.
17:05Buy merch before the end of the day.
17:07Before the end of January 31st.
17:09It doesn't have to come in.
17:10You just have to place your order before the end of January.
17:13Head to shopmrbeast.com or click the link in the description and, you know, go buy anything off the site.
17:17Come on, we're out of the bleach.
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