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00:00The End
00:24Well, there you are, Aigarn.
00:26Your share of this month's profits.
00:27Gee, Sarge, this is the most money you ever paid me
00:30Well, after all, you've been a hard-working, loyal employee of O'Rourke Enterprises
00:34And this saloon has turned out to be a goldmine
00:36Knock on wood
00:37Sarge! Somebody's after us
00:41A note on that thing
00:42I don't need no note, I got the message from the knife
00:45I am in the alley next to the saloon, come quick
00:49Your cousin, Pierre
00:51I got no cousin, Pierre
00:53But I do, he's a fur trapper in Canada
00:56Fur trapper?
00:57Yeah
00:57Cousin Wanda, c'est moi
01:07Who is he?
01:12Can he be trusted?
01:13Oh, sure
01:14He's my best friend
01:15This is Sergeant O'Rourke
01:17Sarge, this is my cousin
01:19Pierre Eganyar
01:22Otherwise known as Lucky Pierre
01:24Glad to meet you
01:25Glad to meet you
01:27Pleasure, Sergeant
01:29Excuse me
01:30I cannot be seen
01:31I must stay out of sight
01:33Listen, if you're so lucky
01:35Why are you hiding in an alley?
01:36I'm being pursued by crocs
01:38They want to steal my furs
01:40Voila
01:41These are worth our fortune
01:43I never saw that kind of fur before
01:46Ah, you are right, monsieur
01:47I developed this myself
01:49Through careful crossbreeding
01:51I mated a lynx with a marmoset
01:54What do you call it?
01:55Minx
01:56Oh, that's very clever of you, Lucky
02:00Crossbreeding, huh?
02:01I'm also thinking of mating fox with my mink
02:05You could call it a fink
02:06Very good, cousin
02:11Very good
02:12Or, you could even cross a lynx and a fox
02:15And you'd have a lox
02:16Never mind the crossbreeding
02:19Now listen, if you're worried about somebody getting at those pelts
02:21Why don't you leave them with our friends of Hakawis?
02:23But they're Indians, no?
02:25They are Indians, yes
02:26But they're our friends
02:27We do business with them
02:28Yeah, you'll be safe up there
02:29Now listen, you go up and tell them we sent you
02:31Their camp is just about three miles off the road up near the lake
02:33Very good
02:34I'll go there after dark
02:35Fine, we'll see you tomorrow, Lucky
02:37Come on, Egon
02:38Au revoir, mes amis
02:39That means goodbye in French
02:41Ah, Egon, your cousin Lucky Pierre has really brought us some luck
02:48He has?
02:49Well, don't you get it?
02:50We're going in the fur business with him
02:51He's got the pelts
02:52We got the Hakawi squaws to make them into fur coats
02:55Sarge, you're right
02:56We'll make a fortune off those minks, finks, and locks
02:59Not you, Dobbs
03:11Dobbs was just trying out his new bugle
03:15Ain't it a beauty?
03:17Captain requisitioned it for me
03:18Listen to this
03:19Now we know what happened to the old one
03:24It committed suicide
03:25Now Dobbs just has to practice with this new
03:30Tramp, tramp, tramp, along the highway
03:33Tramp, tramp, tramp, the road is free
03:36For crampers and Canucks
03:38Virginians and Canucks
03:40Captain Dick's own infantry
03:43Captain Dick's own infantry
03:46Sergeant Ramston, Royal Canadian Mounted Police
03:54We always get our man
03:56Welcome to Fort Courage, Sergeant
03:58Hey, look here
04:00He's got wheels on this thing
04:02Just a clever innovation of mine
04:05A first for the Mounties
04:07A sled with retractable wheels
04:10We bring you to Fort Courage, Sergeant
04:12I am looking for a fugitive from justice
04:14A notorious fur thief
04:17I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
04:18What's his name?
04:20They call him
04:21Lucky Pierre
04:23Pierre
04:24Hmm?
04:25Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
04:55Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
05:25Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
05:27Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
05:29Ha, ha, ha, ha!
05:31Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
05:33Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
05:35Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
05:37Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
05:39Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
05:41Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
05:43Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
06:13now that you've got a new bugle
06:22why don't you requisition new lips
06:24thank you sergeant at ease man
06:32now today i would like you all to meet sergeant ramsden
06:37of the royal canadian mounted police
06:39we always get our man
06:42that's true that's true and as a matter of fact that's what has brought him to fort courage
06:49he is looking for a notorious french canadian fur thief named lucky pierre
06:55i want you all to cooperate and be neighborly to our good neighbor from the north
07:01while he's here in the neighborhood uh sergeant ramsden could you give the men a description
07:07of this thief i have found my man
07:09corporal agarn oh no he can't be the man oh sergeant you must be mistaken i'd know this
07:15face anyplace even though he has cleverly shaved off his mustache and beard you're cunning pierre
07:21wait a minute didn't you say this fur thief was a french canadian
07:24corporal agarn speaks english as well as anyone from new jersey
07:28in the three years i've been tracking him it has possibly lost his accent but i will give him a test
07:34a test a test the french have great difficulty pronouncing the letters t h th
07:41get after me thoughtful thinkers think thoughtful thoughts through thick and thin
07:45thoughtful thinkers think thoughtful thoughts through thick and thin
07:48ah you see there sergeant yeah and if peter piper picked a pack of pickle peppers
07:52how many pickle peppers did peter piper pick
07:54very good agarn i always have trouble with that peter piker pick
08:01still say he's french how long have you been in the cavalry ten years how long have you been in
08:07fort courage four years when was your last furlough a year ago last mark where'd you go
08:11canada to visit my cousin pierre help them out with this bro this man and i
08:15now wait a minute he hasn't done anything sergeant o'rourke is right corporal agarn is not his cousin's
08:20keeper he may be his accomplice i suggest you can find this man to quarters i know his cousin is in
08:27this area and i'm sure lucky pierre will make some attempt to contact him well under the
08:31circumstances i guess it's the only thing to do i'm sorry corporal but i'm going to have to
08:36confine you to your quarters i understand sir sergeant dismiss the troop yes sir troop is
08:43press hey agarn are you really in cahoots with your cousin lucky pierre do you think you'd get me
08:49a fur coat wholesale no i'm not in cahoots and i'm not gonna get you a fur coat
08:54hi wilton hi jane uh sergeant ramsden i'd like you to meet wrangler jane this is sergeant
09:08ramsden of the royal canadian mounted police we always get our man and we uh get our woman too
09:16i dream of wrangler with the light yellow hair floating like a vapor he sings any higher those
09:30dogs will tear him apart
09:31many were the wild notes her merry voice would pour many were the blize birds that warbled them
09:40serge what are we gonna do about my cousin don't worry about it i'll go up to the hakawi camp and
09:44see if pierre is telling the truth and well then i'll figure out what to do
09:47thanks serge on the soft summer
09:53oh that was just beautiful sergeant ramsden don't be formal my dear my friends call me the
10:03singing mountie jane i think you'd better go sergeant ramsden has a lot of work to do
10:09yes i'm going to run down a couple of leads on the case would you uh care to join me in the sled my
10:15dear my dogs are waiting with wagging tails
10:20oh that would be fun bye wilton jane i thought we were going riding see you later captain
10:26march
10:27tram tram tram tram along the highway
10:31tram tram tram tram the road is free
10:34oh uh captain i want to go search the area see if i can find this lucky pierre
10:37i think the only tail that's wagging is his oh uh nothing sergeant nothing what is it uh i said i'd
10:46like to go see if i could find lucky pierre oh uh
11:00uh
11:19voila mes amis you're about to have the pleasure of tasting a gourmet's delight
11:30you taste first crazy cat no not to you you're the chief if you want to be like chief you taste
11:38first if you taste first maybe i be chief please i will taste first
11:50oh la la pierre you've done it again
11:54hey wild eagle craze listen lucky pierre where is my cousin he's under house arrest thanks to you
12:04but i would never do anything to cause the arrest of my cousin randolph the son de ma tante becky
12:11who was married to uncle freddy who was my mother's favorite brother who's sister zelda all right pierre
12:18walensky you say you're a crook i'm a crook yeah well all i know is that the mounties never go after
12:23the wrong man please sergeant you must believe me
12:29sacre bleu i should have thought of it before thought of what this must be the work of the most
12:35infamous fur thief in all canada who's that the burglar of bamf the burglar of bamf
12:43so clever he once stole a beaver coat well what's so clever about that it was still on the beaver
12:50yeah well i don't think there is a burglar of bob for fuck come on all right sergeant
12:54my only regret is that we could not go into the fur coat business together it would have made a
13:05fortune for you for the tribe for sergeant aurore for all of us uh just a minute here pierre
13:14i'd like to hear a little more about this burglar of bamf
13:24what happened sarge this cousin of yours is a pretty persuasive fellow now he keeps telling
13:39me he's innocent oh you can believe him sarge he may be a crook but he's not a liar
13:45pierre tells me that this mountie may be looking for another fur thief altogether somebody called the
13:49the burglar of bamf captain i assure you i am closing in i am tightening the noose on lucky pierre
14:00well i don't think you'll ever take him by surprise it's pretty hard to sneak up on a man when you're
14:04singing tramp tramp tramp at the top of your voice captain i never have to worry about that with my new
14:12techniques in criminology do you realize that i can sift the ashes of a campfire and know exactly how
14:19long the fire has been burning what food the man was eating and how tall he is you can tell all that
14:26just from sifting the ashes on a good day i can even tell the color of his eyes you can do all that how
14:32come you've never found lucky pierre i've never found his campfire and then how do you know he's in
14:39this area i've been following him by the broken twig method come in
14:51oh i'm sorry sir i didn't realize you were busy no no no come in a rock sergeant rampton was just
14:56giving me a lecture on criminology well that must be very fascinating of course i didn't mean to
15:00interrupt as a matter of fact it is fascinating sergeant for instance do you know i can take
15:07one look at you and tell exactly where you've been this morning you can a little clay dust on your
15:13boots you've been off the fort oh yeah well i went into town sir pants a bit shiny you've been riding
15:21some distance oh yes well i was out looking for lucky pierre gravy stains on your uniform you had pork
15:27and beans for lunch uh right again sergeant what do we hear captain harmoner come take a look what is
15:38it sergeant look for yourself what do you see under this magnifying glass a big fat thumb captain what am
15:46i holding with that thumb big fat finger don't you see it is a hair of a fur bearing animal oh yes i
15:56guess it is at that ah well when i was out in the woods sir you see this squirrel ran right up my arm
16:03this is not the hair of a squirrel captain parminter this is a hair of the fur of the rare and valuable mink
16:11a fur that is known to be in the possession of lucky pierre well maybe that squirrel was playing
16:17around with the mink yeah well i certainly don't have any idea how that hair got on my shirt sergeant
16:23i mean well i do oh is it not true that you sleep in the same barracks with corporal agar the cousin
16:29of lucky pierre yes well it's obvious that a big healthy man like you must sleep with the windows open
16:36sure what are you getting at sergeant i submit to you that corporal agar has made contact with his
16:43cousin and the wind from the open window blew the fur from his uniform to a rark's oh i can't believe
16:53this of agar this proves conclusively lucky pierre is in this area i'm going to make a reconnaissance
17:02i'll be back by sunset oh when i must ask both of you not to reveal these findings to corporal agar
17:14you have our word good
17:19i really can't believe this sergeant well i admit it looks pretty bad for my buddy sir but
17:23for my files
17:32sir i i heard some fur traders over the saloon talking and they said that the real culprit
17:36that you should be looking for was a notorious fur thief known as the burglar of banff
17:42burglar of banff oh no i think that's just a name that lucky pierre uses to throw people off the track
17:48no no i don't believe that no sergeant i may not be able to sing but i am a bit of a criminologist
17:54myself you are sir fur thieves steal furs from people who trapped furs right sergeant right now
18:00sergeant who around fort courage goes in for trapping furs well i don't know who indians oh sure we are
18:08going to look for lucky pierre in the hekawi camp
18:11captain i tell you we're on a wild goose chase no we're on a wild mink chase
18:21you can be a criminologist with a sense of humor too listen you better let me talk to wild eagle
18:26i mean he might not talk as freely in front of you no no no i'm just going to explain to the
18:30chief that all we're looking for is a little information on lucky pierre hey wild eagle hey
18:35how are you there listen captain parmin here is looking for some information about lucky pierre who
18:39he thinks is a fur thief of course i told him that you hadn't seen lucky pierre and that if
18:44lucky pierre was here that he'd be hiding in a teepee sergeant a rock speak truth captain we not see
18:50this man lucky pierre well how do you know you haven't seen him you may have seen him and not
18:54know it i mean i don't think you'd walk into camp and say hi there chief wild eagle i'm lucky pierre
18:59the fur thief no no you don't understand captain now you see wild eagle knows all about fur thief like
19:04he could recognize lucky pierre a mile away nevertheless sergeant i think the chief should have some
19:08idea of what he looks like now he can best be described as corporal agarn with a french accent
19:16no man like that been around alcali camp chief wild eagle ready to taste delicious bouillabaisse
19:25that's a french dish no no that's that's an indian dish you see the french took it from the indians now
19:30bouillabaisse means bark of tree and bays means soup so bouillabaisse is soup of bark of tree
19:38oh no go ahead chief don't let us interrupt your meal just take one taste
19:47ooh la la that's good
19:50that's an old indian saying yes you see ooh means hot and la means very so ooh la la means very very hot
20:00i suppose that fur coat is squirrel lucky pierre is around here someplace and i'm going to find him
20:14now captain really i uh listen you've got to find lucky pierre and get him out of here i not know where
20:19he is i know where he is i've got him sergeant you should never cook with garlic
20:27captain listen i've got to be honest with you now i knew that lucky pierre was here all the time but
20:31police convinced me that he is not the fur thief and i didn't want that smug mountie to be getting
20:35the wrong man sergeant i don't like that singing mountie any more than you do but the evidence is
20:40clear the singing mountie but he's my friend i taught him to sing frere jacques that's the only
20:47song he hasn't sung that is his favorite he goes around always singing frere jacques frere jacques
20:55dormez vous dormez vous sonnez les matines sonnez les matines dand on da dand on da
21:04sergeant this man is guilty how can you tell that captain because he is imitating a baritone and the
21:10singing mountie is a tenor the singing mount is a baritone i swear he is a captain now just a minute
21:19here if lucky pierre is right then sergeant ramsden is not the real singing mountie i mean unless his voice
21:25has changed and who could he be the burglar of banff
21:33i dream of wrangler with the light yellow hair floating like a vapor on the soft summer air
21:46many were the wild notes her merry voice would pour many were the blize birds that warbled them o'er
21:53i dream of wrangler with the light yellow hair floating like a vapor on the soft summer air
22:10good work captain you've captured lucky pierre i'll take him back to canada to stand trial
22:15in the dog sled you blackguard
22:24one last song before i leave my dear just a minute sergeant lucky pierre is this the singing mountie no
22:30this man is an imposter would you sing frere jacques sergeant you mean you believe this fur thief would you just
22:38sing frere jacques
22:43i believe that's your key sergeant
22:46frere jacques frere jacques dormez-vous dormez-vous stop stop the music they accuse this this
22:55tenor of being the burglar of bamf
22:58be the burglar of bamf this man is mad afraid i'm going to have to place you under arrest sergeant
23:06ramsden or whoever you are not on your life captain you'll never take the burglar of bamf alive
23:25dobs dubby let's put this canary in the cage
23:35oh wilton i'm so proud of you you weren't taking him by him a minute
23:38no but you were yeah he's right you were dazzled by his pitchfights
23:42oh i think you're both off the room the world is free we're planters and you hear that why he's
23:48escaped already no look
24:01sergeant ramsden royal canadian mounted police we always get our man
24:06and i'm captain barminger this is sergeant o'rourke and this is wrangler jane wrangler jay
24:15i dream of wrangler with the light yellow hair
24:21like a paper on the summer air i see her tripping where the bright streams play
24:36like a paper on the summer air
24:46so
24:52so
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