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00:00:00Transcription by CastingWords
00:00:30Believe nothing you hear, and only half of what you see.
00:00:35That was the great Edgar Allan Poe, and his words couldn't be more true, especially now.
00:00:43Good evening everyone, and welcome to your live podcast guide into the unknown.
00:00:49Are you ready to take a journey with me into the nighttime world?
00:01:00Good evening everyone, and welcome to your live podcast guide.
00:01:29Good evening everyone, and welcome to your live podcast guide.
00:01:59I'll be opening up the lines in just a few minutes to hear your voices over the night.
00:02:29But, as always, I have some great stories to share with you to help us pass the time.
00:02:35The first is about an ad in the back page classifieds for, well, you'll just have to hear for yourself.
00:02:43And then a few on the subject of eternal life.
00:02:46That's right, my personal favorite, vampires.
00:02:50Before I get to the stories, I'd like to start the night by addressing some of the feedback and calls from last week's show.
00:02:58One on the concept of the undead.
00:03:02Specifically, the supernatural.
00:03:04I started this podcast to look at the stranger, more frightening side of life.
00:03:10The things hidden by the light of day.
00:03:13There's a reason why we fret at night.
00:03:16Why fear comes to us as we're lying in bed waiting for sleep.
00:03:19Because sleep is the closest thing to death that life has to offer us.
00:03:24I believe that every time we sleep we're experiencing a little death.
00:03:30We shut down and our souls leave our bodies.
00:03:34For where?
00:03:35I don't know.
00:03:37But you've told me of your out-of-body experiences.
00:03:40And let me tell you, I think of death all the time.
00:03:44I don't want to die.
00:03:48I don't think anyone does.
00:03:51Perhaps a few of you don't want to live anymore, but how could anyone want death without really knowing what that means?
00:03:58Whether it's a quick death or one from old age, painless or not, the issue for me is nothing.
00:04:08I'm not worried about heaven or hell.
00:04:10Either would be fine, I suppose.
00:04:12But what if there's just nothing?
00:04:17A few years ago, I had to be put under for a procedure.
00:04:20They used some great drugs.
00:04:23One minute I was awake, then they pumped that shit into me, and the next thing I know, I'm waking up.
00:04:28It was all over.
00:04:30And in between, there was nothing.
00:04:34I don't recall any dreams.
00:04:37I don't remember anything positive or negative.
00:04:39It was just nothing.
00:04:46I see some of you want to talk about this.
00:04:48Just hold tight for a moment.
00:04:49What if there is no soul?
00:04:54What if your brain is like a hard drive, except that when you turn the power off, the drive goes dead?
00:05:02Everything it has on it, all those pictures, videos, sounds, music, experiences, are just gone.
00:05:12And there's nothing.
00:05:13That is what I fear most.
00:05:20That is what keeps me up at night.
00:05:22Now, for some of you, I suppose this might sound like a real vacation.
00:05:29My mother, may she rest in peace, worked in a nursing home.
00:05:32And a real shitty one at that.
00:05:35Some of the stories she told me about that place would make you question human decency.
00:05:40Some would make your skin crawl.
00:05:44But one in particular stuck in my memory.
00:05:49There was a woman there, in her 90s, and this was several years ago, mind you.
00:05:54She was physically healthy for her age, but her mind had lost touch with reality.
00:05:59She spent most of her waking hours screaming, just terrified and screaming all the time.
00:06:06Even the doctors were unable to find any answers, and they ultimately gave up on this poor woman.
00:06:12But my mother refused to give up, and tried to comfort her however she could.
00:06:18One night, my mother sat up holding this poor woman's hand, and suddenly, she went quiet.
00:06:25Her eyes were glued to a spot on the ceiling, a look of pure terror on her face.
00:06:32My mother called out to her, but the woman never acknowledged that she was there.
00:06:38Suddenly, the faintest whisper.
00:06:42If the gas chamber doesn't get you, they'll shoot you dead.
00:06:50You see, the woman was a Holocaust survivor, reliving her time in the camp.
00:06:55The nightmares she lived through were the only thing left in her head, and it was a 24-hour-a-day horror movie.
00:07:04Eternal life would be a curse if it was anything like what that woman was experiencing.
00:07:09I'm sure she would have gladly traded in those days for a blank hard drive.
00:07:14What do you think?
00:07:16If you could live forever, would you want to?
00:07:21Let's take a call.
00:07:22The lines are open, so give me a ring if you'd like to chat.
00:07:38We have a call.
00:07:43This is Nada, and you're on the Nighttime World.
00:07:46I'm being made to call you.
00:07:50Okay, so I take it you're not a big fan of the show?
00:07:53I want to die.
00:07:57All right.
00:07:58One vote for not wanting eternal life, albeit a strange one.
00:08:01Thank you for calling.
00:08:02Listen!
00:08:02Listen, she is making me call you.
00:08:07Who is making you call me?
00:08:09This isn't a story.
00:08:11This is for real.
00:08:12So you listen, and you listen carefully.
00:08:16She's standing right here, and she's going to talk to you when it's time.
00:08:21Are you in danger?
00:08:23Is she going to hurt you?
00:08:25She won't let me die.
00:08:27And this is a problem?
00:08:29A month ago, I placed an ad on a website for someone to kill me, and record it on video.
00:08:38Why would you do that?
00:08:39Listen!
00:08:41She answered the ad.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:46I'll bite.
00:08:48Put her on.
00:08:50Not yet.
00:08:51She wants me to tell you why she answered the ad.
00:08:54Why would anyone answer an ad like that?
00:08:58It's...
00:08:58It's...
00:08:59It's more like a very bloody assisted suicide.
00:09:04But this girl that answered...
00:09:06She's not human.
00:09:08Okay.
00:09:09I don't think I can help you, and I have to take another call now.
00:09:11She says that you don't have any other calls.
00:09:14She says that she is controlling your lines, and that I'm the only person who can call in right now.
00:09:22Regardless, I have a show to do.
00:09:24So, best of luck to you, sir.
00:09:30Well, I certainly hope that I'll be getting some calls soon, but in the meantime, let's get into our first story.
00:09:37It's called The Back Page, and it takes us back to a time not so long ago, when there was something called newspapers.
00:09:45When I found out that the two chicks were actually two boys.
00:09:51Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:09:54Boo!
00:09:56No.
00:10:00Shape.
00:10:01Come on, dude, I'm so fucking bad at this.
00:10:02Let's just go sit at the bar.
00:10:04Bad at what?
00:10:05I literally just smiled at that girl, and she showed me like I was a leper.
00:10:08Oh, come on, Paul. You just got to loosen up.
00:10:11And how do you expect to meet somebody when you're staring at your lame-ass light beer all night?
00:10:15You got to turn around and face your fucking opponent.
00:10:18So what if some chick thinks you're a leopard, you know?
00:10:20Leopard.
00:10:20What?
00:10:21A leper is someone with leprosy. It's like a skin disease.
00:10:24You said leopard, which is a cat.
00:10:26You got a cat?
00:10:27No, no, dude. A leopard is a cat. What I'm trying to tell you is that girl is a...
00:10:31Oh, my God, dude. I don't even give a fuck about the words coming out of your mouth right now.
00:10:35What's up, Catalina?
00:10:36Shane, hi.
00:10:37There's like a hundred hot girls here, dude.
00:10:39One of them's bound to be into this hobo look you got going on these days.
00:10:42It's all in numbers game, man.
00:10:44It's about presenting yourself to as many women as physically possible.
00:10:47And when I say physically, you know I mean like physically, you know?
00:10:51Yeah, I know what you mean. You don't need to mime boobs.
00:10:53Oh, I'm glad you have a vague memory of what boobs look like.
00:10:55Fuck you.
00:10:56Fuck me? Sorry, I think that this chick's got dibs on my dick for the night.
00:11:00Yeah, she seems real into you.
00:11:01Dude, I don't care if she's dumb as fuck.
00:11:06What I care about is she has a sister and I think if we pay her to her...
00:11:09Hold on, wait. You think her sister would be into me?
00:11:12You?
00:11:12Yeah.
00:11:16Dude, no. No, you didn't let me finish.
00:11:18I'm saying I think I can fuck them both.
00:11:20All right, fine. I'll ask.
00:11:26Hey, uh, you think your sister would be in the pool?
00:11:30Um...
00:11:30Exactly.
00:11:32Sorry, it didn't work out, bro.
00:11:34I'm just out of practice.
00:11:35I mean, it's been six months since Emily and I...
00:11:37No!
00:11:38Tell me you did not just fucking say that horrible word.
00:11:41What's the first commandment?
00:11:42I know, I know.
00:11:43No, say it!
00:11:44I'm not allowed to say that you will...
00:11:45No, say it like we chiseled it into goddamn stone!
00:11:48Stone? We wrote it with Sharpie on a pizza box!
00:11:50It was symbolism, you piece of shit! Now say it!
00:11:53All right.
00:11:54Thou shalt not say thy evil swine's name aloud, for she hath ruined thine life.
00:11:59Exactly. And what's the second commandment?
00:12:02Get pussy.
00:12:03Amen. Now peace be with you.
00:12:05Uh, go get him, tiger.
00:12:07Come on, Shane. I need your help.
00:12:09I mean, I'm rusty.
00:12:10In fact, I'm pretty much an out-of-shape ball of rust.
00:12:13Now, you...
00:12:15You, my friend, are a well-oiled machine.
00:12:17If there's a hundred hot girls here, you've probably banged 95 of them.
00:12:2195?
00:12:22No.
00:12:24Uh, well...
00:12:25Uh...
00:12:26Are we counting mouth stuff?
00:12:28Because if we're counting mouth stuff, I might be pretty close, actually.
00:12:32And I also believe I finger-blasted this, uh, bartender.
00:12:35Which might explain why I can't get a fucking drink to save my life tonight!
00:12:39Oh, hey, yeah. Very nice. Very nice.
00:12:43Same finger I used to on you, Matt.
00:12:47Alright, I... Dude, I'm sorry. Sorry.
00:12:49You know?
00:12:50You just need something to get you back into the swing of things, you know?
00:12:53Like...
00:12:53I got it, dude.
00:12:56You need a fucking massage.
00:13:01Want me to have a spa day? What the hell are you talking about?
00:13:04No!
00:13:05I'm talking about a fucking massage.
00:13:07Like, one where you have sex with a person?
00:13:10Like a...
00:13:10Like a...
00:13:11Like a mass fuck?
00:13:12No, that's dumb.
00:13:13That's...
00:13:14That's dumb.
00:13:15Yeah.
00:13:16A fucks...
00:13:17You, my friend, need a fucksage.
00:13:23Yeah, thanks, but I'm not trying to go to jail.
00:13:26Oh, my God, Paul, you're not gonna go to jail, you nerd.
00:13:30There's a thing out there, it's called the internet, and on it you can do a lot of stuff, okay?
00:13:34It won't make you as handsome and awesome and hugely adonde as me,
00:13:38but it will definitely help you find a site to get your dick sucked.
00:13:43I don't know, man.
00:13:46Relax, okay?
00:13:47I've done it a couple times.
00:13:49I...
00:13:49I know what sites are safe and discreet.
00:13:51You're definitely not gonna get a rest.
00:13:52Besides, Paul, look at me.
00:13:55You need this.
00:13:58I just don't think I've completely hit rock bottom.
00:14:02Hey!
00:14:03Hi!
00:14:04Um, back at ya!
00:14:07Is anyone sitting here?
00:14:08No, no, uh, all yours.
00:14:10Go ahead.
00:14:11All yours.
00:14:17So, I'm...
00:14:19I'm Paul.
00:14:20Casey.
00:14:21Tight.
00:14:21Super tight.
00:14:23I've always dug boys' names on girls.
00:14:26Sorry, what?
00:14:27What the fuck are you saying?
00:14:28I don't fucking know.
00:14:31So, I'm...
00:14:32I'm Paul, by the way.
00:14:34Still Casey.
00:14:35Yeah.
00:14:36Still tight.
00:14:37So, uh, it's my mom's birthday coming up.
00:14:45Happy birthday to your mom.
00:14:47Thanks.
00:14:48That's...
00:14:48That's really nice of you.
00:14:49I'm gonna...
00:14:50I'm gonna text her that you...
00:14:52That you said that.
00:14:53Oh, my phone's dead.
00:14:54Can I borrow yours?
00:14:55No, um, I don't...
00:14:57Oh!
00:14:58Like, give my phone...
00:14:59Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:15:00Random people I just met.
00:15:01Like, yeah, totally.
00:15:02No, no, I get that.
00:15:03Um, so, do you, uh...
00:15:06Live in the area?
00:15:08Or...
00:15:08No, actually, I just moved from New York.
00:15:10Oh, yeah.
00:15:11A New York?
00:15:12I've never understood the whole Big Apple thing.
00:15:14I mean, the city doesn't look like an apple.
00:15:16Do you guys just walk around eating apples?
00:15:18I'm smiling.
00:15:20Hey, is this guy bothering you?
00:15:22No.
00:15:25All right, give me the names of those fucking websites.
00:15:27All right.
00:15:28Paul's gonna get his dick sucked tonight.
00:15:31Who's Paul?
00:15:38Hard day at the office?
00:15:48Need to blow off some steam?
00:15:50Come, of course she spelled it that way,
00:15:51to my private studio and allow my soothing touch
00:15:54to jerk your troubles away.
00:15:56Well, now she's not even being subtle about the fact
00:15:59that she jacks off dudes.
00:16:00In call only, 300 rows donation.
00:16:08Whoa, why are you yelling?
00:16:31Feeling lonely?
00:16:32Experience a sensual, full-body massage for me, Kate.
00:16:36No Croatians, Vietnamese.
00:16:40Well, that's very specific.
00:16:43I'm already supporting prostitution.
00:16:45I don't want to support racist prostitution.
00:16:59Shit.
00:17:00Shit.
00:17:06Total relaxation.
00:17:24Allow me to take your body to total relaxation.
00:17:28Price negotiable will come to you.
00:17:31Lilith.
00:17:31Oh, thank God.
00:17:50That was stupid.
00:17:52You don't actually want to buy a prostitute.
00:17:55What do I say?
00:18:00What do I say?
00:18:01Fuck.
00:18:02Uh, hello.
00:18:04Hi, Lilith.
00:18:04How's it going?
00:18:06Ah, yes.
00:18:06Uh, oh, would you like to touch my penis for $78?
00:18:10Yes, I do know that's an offensively small amount of money
00:18:13to offer for your services.
00:18:14Oh, you're sending your pimp to stab me in the throat right now.
00:18:17Sounds great.
00:18:18I'll leave the porch light on for him.
00:18:21Fuck.
00:18:22Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:18:24Hello there.
00:18:25You call me?
00:18:27No.
00:18:28No.
00:18:30You sure about that?
00:18:33Second call.
00:18:34Yeah, pussy, pussy.
00:18:36Yes, I called you.
00:18:39I want total relaxation.
00:18:42Well, okay.
00:18:44Where do you live?
00:18:45616 Hanover Lane.
00:18:47I'll be there in 20.
00:18:48I'll be there in 20 minutes.
00:19:03All right.
00:19:0420 minutes.
00:19:06I can just rest my eyes.
00:19:08Fuck!
00:19:38Hey! Who's there? Who the fuck is there?
00:19:46It's Lilith. Who? You called me.
00:19:54The ad in the paper. Oh, I think you have the wrong, um,
00:20:00the wrong, the wrong nothing. You're in the right place.
00:20:04Well good, glad I still know how to read. I'm sorry I fell asleep.
00:20:07And I had no idea what was going on and then honestly I'm still kind of drunk and I stubbed my toe on the table.
00:20:11No worries, I'm over it. And if I hadn't heard you whimper like a little girl,
00:20:17I'd probably be driving home right now and not looking at your cute brown eyes.
00:20:26So, are your neighbors cool with us doing this on the porch or should we maybe go inside your house?
00:20:32Oh, yeah, of course.
00:20:37So, I'm Paul.
00:20:45Lilith.
00:20:47Tight. Super. So do you come here often?
00:20:52To your house?
00:20:53Yeah. No.
00:20:56All right. Good point. Good point.
00:21:01Makes sense. Good point. So, are you like doing this to pay for college or what?
00:21:05I'm not answering stupid questions.
00:21:07Okay. Lilith's a pretty cool name. Is that like your real name?
00:21:11Try again.
00:21:12Uh, okay. Uh, how long have you been doing this?
00:21:16I don't know. What year is it?
00:21:18What?
00:21:19A while. Longer than I feel like talking about.
00:21:21Oh. Uh, I'm sorry.
00:21:25It's okay. I know you mean well.
00:21:29You people always mean well.
00:21:31Do you not like doing this?
00:21:32Yes and no. The job is kind of a necessary evil though.
00:21:39Hey, do you want to go to your bedroom?
00:21:41Um, well, I mean, can't we just kind of hang out and talk first? You know, chit-chat and...
00:21:49Yeah, sure.
00:21:56Part six is better.
00:21:57Well, yeah, but this one has the cooler poster.
00:22:01You know, I never expected my, uh, masseuse. What should I call your job?
00:22:06Call me whatever you want. Call girl, hooker, lady of the night.
00:22:14Just don't call me whore. That word is so deuteronomy.
00:22:18Okay, well, I never expected a beautiful woman like yourself to be so into horror movies.
00:22:26Do you want to watch a movie?
00:22:30Did you really invite me over here for a movie?
00:22:32You know, by now, most guys would be begging me to tear them apart.
00:22:43Like, I guess I'm not most guys.
00:22:47That's okay. We'll go at your speed.
00:22:50But at some point, I'm gonna need to get what I came here for.
00:22:53These are cutes. Are you sure you're old enough to have a girl over?
00:23:02Hey, I'm 24.
00:23:04Okay, but if your parents come home soon, I don't want to have to explain to them what I'm doing to their little boy.
00:23:11Okay, first off, every inch of this sprawling 900 square foot estate is all mine.
00:23:18No parents, no roommate, and no girlfriend.
00:23:22Secondly, those action figures are worth more than my car.
00:23:24In fact, depending on how things go tonight, I might wind up having to pay you with one of them.
00:23:39Do you really think I'm only worth one of those toys?
00:24:07Come on, let's do this.
00:24:16Yeah, definitely.
00:24:29What's in this thing?
00:24:31Because I should probably say this right now, if it's sex toys, I really don't want anything inside of me.
00:24:36It's my massage table.
00:24:39Is this your bedroom?
00:24:41Yeah.
00:24:42You sleep on an air mattress?
00:24:47Well, my ex took a lot of stuff when she moved out, so I'm currently in between mattresses.
00:24:53That's depressing.
00:24:55Agreed.
00:24:56Should we go back to the living room?
00:25:04I could have just deflated it!
00:25:05I don't want to do it downstairs.
00:25:14I want to do it in here.
00:25:17We don't want your neighbors hearing us.
00:25:19You know, things start to get a little crazy.
00:25:25Yeah, I think I want to get crazy.
00:25:28Oh, do you?
00:25:30Yeah.
00:25:31Great, now help me set up this table.
00:25:42What the fuck?
00:25:53Let's get you out of these clothes.
00:25:55Wait, wait, wait.
00:25:57I need to say something first.
00:26:01I just went through a really rough breakup and I've kind of let myself go.
00:26:04Like not, I need a crane to get myself out the door and let myself go, but I should definitely
00:26:08not be getting touched by a woman like you.
00:26:10I mean, at my physical peak, I was a seven at best and right now I'm a solid five and a quarter,
00:26:14which I'm okay with.
00:26:16I really am.
00:26:16But you, you, you're a goddess.
00:26:20I mean, you're basically the most gorgeous woman who's ever talked to me, let alone laid her hands on me.
00:26:24And just to be clear, I'm not delusional.
00:26:26I know this isn't going to be some pretty woman type scenario where I woo you into falling in love
00:26:30with me because let's be honest, I'm no Richard Gere.
00:26:32In fact, if anything, I'm more of a Richard Dreyfuss and that movie would have never worked with Dreyfuss.
00:26:39Okay.
00:26:41Look, I know the only reason you're here is because I'm paying you to be here, but thank you.
00:26:49I need this.
00:26:52And I really hope that I don't disappoint you.
00:26:59I'm not a goddess.
00:27:00I'm not a goddess.
00:27:01They'd be pretty pissed off at the comparison.
00:27:05Paul, don't worry about disappointing me.
00:27:09You seem like a great guy.
00:27:11In fact, kind of wish we'd met under different circumstances.
00:27:17But it was meant to be.
00:27:20We're here.
00:27:21Tonight.
00:27:23Alone.
00:27:23Alone.
00:27:25And I can sense your sadness and your loneliness.
00:27:29But I'm going to make it all go away.
00:27:33I don't care about the outside.
00:27:36This, this is just flesh.
00:27:39It's what's under the flesh that I desire.
00:27:51It's time to relax.
00:27:54It's time to relax.
00:28:24It's time to relax.
00:28:53I can't feel my face.
00:29:18Just relax.
00:29:20And I'll go.
00:29:25I'll go.
00:29:37I'll go.
00:29:49I'll go.
00:30:01I'll go.
00:30:13I'll go.
00:30:33What are you doing to me?
00:30:40Why can't I feel anything?
00:30:47I said relax.
00:30:59What are you?
00:31:01What are you doing to me?
00:31:13What are you doing to me?
00:31:29What are you doing to me?
00:31:41Hey.
00:31:42Hey!
00:31:43Hey!
00:31:44Hey!
00:31:46Whoa!
00:31:47Whoa!
00:31:48Shit!
00:31:49Whoa!
00:31:50What the fuck?
00:31:51What?
00:31:52What?
00:31:53Hey!
00:31:54Time to go home.
00:31:55Okay.
00:31:56Like now.
00:31:57Okay.
00:31:58Okay.
00:31:59All right.
00:32:00I'm going.
00:32:01I'm going.
00:32:02I'm going.
00:32:03I'm going.
00:32:04I'm out the door.
00:32:05Hang on.
00:32:06Wait a minute.
00:32:07Catalina?
00:32:08Catalina?
00:32:09Where are you at?
00:32:10Where are you at girl?
00:32:11Dude.
00:32:12That chick left like three hours ago when she went to the bathroom and he tried to make
00:32:19out with her sister.
00:32:20Whatever.
00:32:21Whatever.
00:32:22Her sister's not her anyway.
00:32:23Fine.
00:32:24You're sad.
00:32:25And I don't care.
00:32:26Time to go.
00:32:27Well, dude.
00:32:28I can't drive.
00:32:29I'm fucking wasted.
00:32:31Yeah.
00:32:32I know.
00:32:33And I hope that there's ice on all of the roads.
00:32:36What?
00:32:37That is so mean.
00:32:39I don't care.
00:32:40Come on.
00:32:41Well, you know what this is.
00:32:44You over served me.
00:32:46Look at all that.
00:32:49You're a criminal.
00:32:50Yeah.
00:32:51Look away law breaker.
00:32:53Look away from this crime scene that you have committed.
00:32:57So you know what has to happen now.
00:33:00You need to take me home.
00:33:01No.
00:33:02Okay.
00:33:03You need to take me to a home.
00:33:05Preferably your home.
00:33:06You know.
00:33:07Did I tell you how sexy you're looking tonight?
00:33:09I've been.
00:33:10I've been looking at you all night.
00:33:12Just Googling.
00:33:13Wow.
00:33:14Look at that.
00:33:15Wowza.
00:33:16Just.
00:33:17Just thinking of that time.
00:33:19Remember?
00:33:20It was you and me.
00:33:21In the storage shed.
00:33:23Ah, gross.
00:33:24No.
00:33:25Well.
00:33:26You're right.
00:33:27That was pretty gross.
00:33:29Look.
00:33:30I'll take you to Paul's house if you promise not to touch me.
00:33:38Deal.
00:33:39Hello?
00:33:40Paul?
00:33:41You home?
00:33:42Cause I am.
00:33:43Nah.
00:33:44Car was too drunk to drive and that mean bartender lady, she said that my place was too far.
00:33:58So here I am.
00:33:59What are you?
00:34:00Too broke to afford light bulbs?
00:34:01The fuck is wrong with you?
00:34:02Oh.
00:34:03Paul?
00:34:04I'm taking the last beer.
00:34:09We'll get more in the morning.
00:34:11So uh.
00:34:12I'm taking the last beer.
00:34:17Oh, Paul, I'm taking the last beer, I'll get more in the morning, so don't be a pussy about it.
00:34:34Alright, Paul, last chance, I'm coming up.
00:34:47You better not be naked, dude.
00:34:49I've had a weird enough night as it is, and I don't think I can stand seeing your dick right now.
00:34:59Oh, are these panties, dude?
00:35:03Are you serious?
00:35:04What did you get with one of those massage chicks?
00:35:07Oh, I can't believe you did it.
00:35:09Huh?
00:35:13What the fuck?
00:35:22What the fuck?
00:35:25What the fuck is this?
00:35:29Oh, jeez.
00:35:32Oh, fuck me.
00:35:36Not the happy ending one would expect.
00:35:42I see I have a caller who would like to discuss this tale.
00:35:48This is Nada, and you're on the nighttime world.
00:35:52Is someone there?
00:36:02Sorry.
00:36:03I was eating.
00:36:05So you just hang up on people who call you in distress?
00:36:09Who is this?
00:36:10The woman who answered this guy's ad to kill him.
00:36:17Don't hang up on me.
00:36:19Why shouldn't I?
00:36:21You talk about it, but I live in the nighttime world.
00:36:25I've listened to you for quite some time, and I thought tonight was the perfect night to finally call in and meet.
00:36:36All right.
00:36:38Uh, what about the other guy?
00:36:40The one who called earlier?
00:36:41Is he there with you?
00:36:42She's...
00:36:44She's not gonna kill me.
00:36:46She's...
00:36:47She's gonna let me...
00:36:49She's gonna let me live...
00:36:51Forever.
00:36:53I see.
00:36:55Let me describe the scene here for you and your listeners.
00:36:59How's that?
00:37:00I'd rather you didn't.
00:37:02He's naked.
00:37:04Very attractive.
00:37:06Nice abs.
00:37:08Shaved.
00:37:10Even his cock and balls.
00:37:12This is not a sex line.
00:37:14A swimmer's body, I would say.
00:37:17Are you?
00:37:19Yes.
00:37:21Can we at least get to the part where this guy's gonna live forever?
00:37:24We'll get there.
00:37:26But first, I'm going to bite his cock and balls off live on your show.
00:37:31For fuck's sake.
00:37:33Vampires are dead below the waist.
00:37:43Okay, good.
00:37:45Well, I'm sorry to everyone for that.
00:37:48To anyone out there who thinks that they're going to call in here and hijack my show,
00:37:52just take your patronage elsewhere.
00:37:59I believe we got disconnected.
00:38:02How are you doing this?
00:38:05You never had a vampire call into your show before?
00:38:08Let me tell your listeners my story.
00:38:12I don't seem to have much of a choice in the matter.
00:38:15This guy here?
00:38:17He's very much alive to his dismay.
00:38:21You know that's why he's crying, right?
00:38:24Oh, it's not because I orally castrated him.
00:38:27Right.
00:38:28It's because you're a vampire.
00:38:31And you've turned him into a vampire.
00:38:33We get it.
00:38:34Tell him what you wanted me to do.
00:38:37F...
00:38:39Flay...
00:38:40Flay me.
00:38:41What?
00:38:42He's starting to fade.
00:38:43Flay.
00:38:45This crazy motherfucker wanted me to start peeling off his skin.
00:38:49Had all the tools to basically dissect him bit by bit.
00:38:53And record it.
00:38:55Can you believe that?
00:38:57No.
00:38:58Actually I don't.
00:39:00I answered his ad because I am tired of hearing people say they want to die.
00:39:06And this guy?
00:39:08It's perhaps the grossest cry for attention I have seen in a very long time.
00:39:15It's the second grossest call for attention I've seen in a long time.
00:39:18You have a vampire story.
00:39:20Did I hear right?
00:39:21Yes, I do.
00:39:23Tell it.
00:39:24Keep me company, Troy.
00:39:26Oops. Sorry.
00:39:28Nada.
00:39:30Tell them like you do and maybe I'll take the fear away that keeps you up at night.
00:39:34Is that a threat?
00:39:36Tell me a story.
00:39:42Well, I'm afraid we may have been hacked.
00:39:46I don't know how many people are watching or listening right now, but...
00:39:52The show must go on.
00:39:55And so, I'd like to tell you about Scarlet.
00:39:58Is that her?
00:40:13You should move now then.
00:40:16Hey.
00:40:17You gonna move?
00:40:18Give him a minute.
00:40:21Craig?
00:40:22I'm sorry.
00:40:23She's gonna tear me apart.
00:40:24I can do this.
00:40:25No.
00:40:26Why not?
00:40:27She'll slaughter you.
00:40:28Pray.
00:40:29Do you ever wonder how long she's been around?
00:40:30How many people like me she's awful people...
00:40:31She has awful...
00:40:32I have a better sh-
00:40:33I have a better sh-
00:40:34Finish your sentence.
00:40:36You can either take action or you can wait for another little Gregory.
00:40:38Look, man.
00:40:39You're the most affected out of all of us.
00:40:40And that makes you more breakable.
00:40:42She's already expecting me.
00:40:44I can do it right there in the street.
00:40:45No you wouldn't.
00:40:46No you wouldn't.
00:40:47How many people like me she's awful people-
00:40:48She is awful people.
00:40:49I have a better sh-
00:40:50Shh.
00:40:51Finish your sentence.
00:40:53You can either take action or you can wait for another little Gregory.
00:40:59Look, man.
00:41:01You're the most affected out of all of us.
00:41:05And that makes you more breakable.
00:41:08She's already expecting me.
00:41:10I can do it right there on the street.
00:41:12No you won't. You sit there and shut up till it's over.
00:41:15Stop!
00:41:16Then what are you waiting for?
00:41:17Calm down.
00:41:22One thing at a time.
00:41:36Garlic water.
00:41:40Good luck man.
00:42:10Craig!
00:42:11Shut up.
00:42:12So good to finally meet in person.
00:42:16You look a lot handsomer in real life.
00:42:18You look a lot like...
00:42:19Do you want to go back to mine?
00:42:20Yeah.
00:42:21Sure.
00:42:22Are you sure?
00:42:23No.
00:42:24I'm shy too.
00:42:25I'm shy too.
00:42:26I'm shy too.
00:42:27I'm shy too.
00:42:28I'm shy too.
00:42:29I'm shy too.
00:42:30I'm shy too.
00:42:31I'm shy too.
00:42:32I'm shy too.
00:42:33I'm shy too.
00:42:34I'm shy.
00:42:35I'm shy too.
00:42:36I'm shy too.
00:42:37I'm shy too.
00:42:38I'm shy too.
00:42:39I'm shy too.
00:42:40Do you want to go back to mine?
00:42:43Yeah, sure.
00:42:47Are you shy?
00:42:49No.
00:42:51I'm shy too.
00:43:10I'm shy.
00:43:40What are you doing?
00:43:53Is your heart always beating that fast?
00:43:59What are you doing?
00:44:04What are you doing?
00:44:06Is your heart always beating that fast?
00:44:11No.
00:44:13Yeah.
00:44:14I don't know.
00:44:18You might want to get that checked out.
00:44:21I've never noticed before.
00:44:23Yeah.
00:44:24No one's...
00:44:34Sorry.
00:44:46I'm sorry.
00:44:48What?
00:44:50Why?
00:44:51What?
00:44:54Why are you so nervous?
00:44:56I'm not.
00:44:59You are.
00:45:02It's okay.
00:45:04Just relax.
00:45:06I'm sorry.
00:45:07Seriously.
00:45:08I...
00:45:09Shit.
00:45:35You okay?
00:45:36You okay?
00:45:37I'm sorry.
00:45:40You okay?
00:45:50I...
00:45:51You okay?
00:45:53You okay?
00:45:59You okay?
00:46:00You okay?
00:46:01You okay?
00:46:02No.
00:46:32No.
00:47:02Yeah, fuck.
00:47:04Shh.
00:47:05Shh.
00:47:06Shh.
00:47:07Shh.
00:47:11Bitch.
00:47:23I don't think this is going to work.
00:47:32That's not me!
00:47:41By the end of tonight, you beg me to kill you!
00:47:47I have a camera!
00:47:50This is...
00:48:02Argh!
00:48:06Ahhhh!
00:48:11annahуем
00:48:14Ahhh!
00:48:18Ahhhh!
00:48:22Asshole
00:48:25Miss bek.
00:48:27Oh!
00:48:28Pass over
00:48:32Scrap! Scrap!
00:48:47Shit! You scared the hell out of me!
00:48:54It's lovely to reach you.
00:48:57So, do you want to come back to mine?
00:49:01How was that one?
00:49:05My caller in the night?
00:49:08Did it help your work go by faster?
00:49:21This is Nada, and you're on the nighttime world.
00:49:25I love it when you say that.
00:49:28Is this gonna go on all night?
00:49:30You don't like me? I thought we had a bond. A real connection.
00:49:36You've been talking to me for years now.
00:49:39How's our boy?
00:49:40He's dead. For a little.
00:49:43He'll be up and around tomorrow night, and every night after that forever.
00:49:49Look, even if this is all true, and he is a vampire now, he can still die. And so can you.
00:49:56You mean like the movies, or the stories you tell?
00:49:59Yeah, kinda sorta.
00:50:02There are some things that can get to us, but we're not afraid of crosses.
00:50:06We have reflections. We have reflections. We don't sparkle. We don't turn into bats, or wolves, or snakes, or mist.
00:50:15You ever wonder why in all those old Count Dracula movies, the clothes transform into the bat too?
00:50:21If I could turn into a bat, my clothes would fall off. And when I came back in human form, I would be bare ass naked.
00:50:30Which could be fun.
00:50:33Watching the boys lose their shit.
00:50:36But now that sex has been replaced by feeding for me, I'd rather just keep my clothes on.
00:50:43We fuck by feeding. Did you know that?
00:50:48Is that what you wanted to tell me?
00:50:51I just wanna talk. He's sleeping with the dead now. My work here is done.
00:50:58What about sunlight? Does that kill you?
00:51:01Oh, you wanna interview this vampire? Let me guess. Your next question is, how old am I?
00:51:11I asked because if sunlight kills you, then dead boy walking can just walk outside in the morning and kill himself.
00:51:18He will not want to do that. It's not the same kind of death. It's way worse.
00:51:26And I'm 153, but I don't look a day over 18. Born, died, and reborn in the great state of Ohio. Go Buckeyes.
00:51:36And now, you sleep in a coffin.
00:51:39Are you kidding me, dude? Would you sleep in a coffin?
00:51:42No, I have a great apartment with heavy curtains and a king-sized bed with memory foam.
00:51:49So if sunlight does kill you, then, there must be something else, too. Otherwise, your kind would be overrunning the streets.
00:51:59Let me tell you about my kind. We are less than you think, but more than you know.
00:52:08Unlike the movies and the mortals that create them, we understand population control. Vampires just don't go around biting people and making more vampires.
00:52:21Some of our subjects are stumped. Look, if vampires just made a vampire with every bite, exponentially we would overpopulate the earth in no time, wiping out our own food supply.
00:52:33We're actually an organized race and, frankly, have learned to cultivate a symbiotic relationship with humans. Imagine that.
00:52:42What about this guy? You turned to him?
00:52:45Oh, there is something special planned for him. He is not ever going to feed. Ever.
00:52:54Ever read that Edgar Allan Poe story? Oh, I love it. Seal him in and let him hunger for eternity. Because he doesn't respect the beauty of life.
00:53:13When I was alive, I had cancer. I was the oldest daughter in my family of 12.
00:53:22My father died and my mother needed me. So when I fell ill, I wanted more life, more time.
00:53:30Then one night my prayers were answered. And I was turned. And guess what? I didn't go on a bloodthirsty rampage across the countryside.
00:53:43No vampire hunters came for me. I fed on livestock at first. And then vagrants and backwoods yokels.
00:53:52I never took too much. Not enough to turn them. Just enough to make them feel tired all the time.
00:54:00I raised my siblings and I put my mother into the ground with natural causes.
00:54:06You're quite the humanitarian.
00:54:09Think what you will. When I hear of people who want to throw their lives away, it pisses me off.
00:54:17So that gives you the right to do whatever you want. To torture people.
00:54:27You wanted to live. And you got to live. This guy wants to die. And you're taking that away from him.
00:54:38Tell me a story. Another vampire story.
00:54:42Are people able to listen?
00:54:44Nada. Tell me a story.
00:54:47Nada. Tell me a story.
00:54:49Nada. Tell me a story.
00:54:56A man once said, the blood is the life.
00:55:18Greater words have never been more true from someone that does not exist.
00:55:23My name no longer matters, and my blood will be my death.
00:55:33I have a sickness, a rare blood disease.
00:55:39I will be remembered as a hero for changing the world through my work.
00:55:44I will be remembered as a villain for the exact same.
00:55:48So different.
00:55:52Yet there's one thing both hero and villain share.
00:55:57Death.
00:55:59But I'm going to defy it.
00:56:02I'm going to cure it.
00:56:05So in a world of heroes.
00:56:08In a world of villains.
00:56:10of my DNA and of Desmodo's Rotundus, the vampire bat.
00:56:19Death. I'm going to defy it. I'm going to cure it.
00:56:27So in a world of heroes, in a world of villains, what am I?
00:56:40Eight days. Eight days with nothing. Years ago, I created a cure. Years ago, I created my curse.
00:56:59A man into myth. And like the myth, I hunger for blood.
00:57:10Clean blood.
00:57:20Not innocent blood.
00:57:21Hey, you got a light?
00:57:26Hi. Do you have a light?
00:57:29No. Was I an idiot for even asking? Are you just like every other asshole in the city?
00:57:35No. Is no the only word you know?
00:57:40No.
00:57:45So what? Are you on some kind of creepy night stroll or do you just prefer to listen to music from the outside?
00:57:51Music. I prefer it when someone actually sings.
00:57:56That is the music.
00:57:58Apparently, you need a crash course in good music because-
00:58:00Why are you talking to me?
00:58:02I don't know.
00:58:04Guy walking around alone at 1am.
00:58:09Seems like something you could use.
00:58:11I don't.
00:58:13Well, I do.
00:58:13You want to court me and go find a light for this thing?
00:58:15You shouldn't smoke.
00:58:19It's bad for your blood.
00:58:21Hey, I thought you said you weren't an asshole.
00:58:25A friend.
00:58:26A luxury I can't have.
00:58:32Not with the hunger.
00:58:38Nice masks.
00:58:49Both of you.
00:58:50Very nice.
00:58:54Nice masks. Both of you. Very nice.
00:59:17Is this the guy?
00:59:20Fuck.
00:59:22Fuck.
00:59:22Fuck. Fucking kidding me. No fucking way.
00:59:26Fuck.
00:59:28Hey!
00:59:30Cute coat!
00:59:33Get him!
00:59:35Okay.
00:59:40Hey!
00:59:42Do it!
00:59:43Hey!
00:59:45Hey!
00:59:46Hey!
00:59:51Hey!
00:59:55Hey!
00:59:56Hey!
00:59:57um
01:00:27Oh, my God.
01:00:57Oh, my God.
01:01:27Oh, my God!
01:01:57Oh, my God.
01:02:27Hey pal. What's going on? Just let her go. Well, that's going to happen anytime soon.
01:02:52Do you have any idea, any idea how hard it is to catch the undead? Do you?
01:02:58I'm alive. Okay, alright. Here, listen. Werewolves, ugly, smelly, dead. Which is? Ugly, smelly, dead.
01:03:11You, the undead, about to be dead. I'm alive. Not for long, you're dead.
01:03:20You're the only one that knows some shit.
01:03:50Oh, see, it doesn't work on me, buddy. See, I got these. Sorry. Can't hypnotize me.
01:03:54Dad gave me this knife. You killed a lot of undead ugly motherfuckers with this knife, pal.
01:04:00Now, I'm going to edge to the list. Why won't you die?
01:04:10Here's the thing about me dying.
01:04:12It tends to happen. It tends to happen.
01:04:16It tends to happen.
01:04:19I'm going to edge to the list.
01:04:21Why won't you die?
01:04:34Here's the thing about me dying.
01:04:40It tends to happen a lot.
01:04:51I'm sorry for the blood.
01:05:08That's okay.
01:05:11I love the carnage.
01:05:21If you could live forever, would you?
01:05:25You'll never get sick.
01:05:27You'll stop aging.
01:05:30You'll live until the sun finally goes nova and fries this globe into a cinder.
01:05:36I never thought about it that way.
01:05:39You have to consider everything.
01:05:42Can you kill to survive?
01:05:45There is the blood thing.
01:05:47Are we talking about turning me into a vampire now?
01:05:50You're not a killer.
01:05:52So you'll have to get creative.
01:05:55I'll give you an example.
01:05:57One of us that I know, she is a nurse.
01:06:00And she will nip at the terminal.
01:06:02Anemic patients, but...
01:06:04And this is the brilliant part.
01:06:06She simply helps herself to the blood supply of the hospital she works in.
01:06:11It's a pain because she has to keep moving around,
01:06:14and she's gone to nursing school like eight times.
01:06:17But she claims that she hasn't had to kill a single mortal in over fifty years.
01:06:24Not bad, right?
01:06:26Okay.
01:06:28What does your audience think?
01:06:30This has to be good for ratings, right?
01:06:33Should they vote?
01:06:35Should Nada be turned or stay mortal?
01:06:37So, what do you think, nighttime world listeners?
01:06:40How do I know?
01:06:42That you won't seal me up in a crypt for eternity?
01:06:45Because I like you.
01:06:47You respect life.
01:06:50I think you would seize the opportunities afforded you.
01:06:54Consider the ability to pay it forward to people who can't fight like we can.
01:06:59I've killed pedophiles, serial killers, been an avenging angel for some people.
01:07:05Judge, jury, and executioner.
01:07:08Spin it however you like.
01:07:10But I'm not ashamed.
01:07:12I've done some good.
01:07:14Maybe you have.
01:07:16Then, how do you reconcile all the evil, terrible things that you've done with a few good deeds?
01:07:28You believe you're really talking to a vampire?
01:07:35The story.
01:07:37Yes, the last story.
01:07:39Tell me the last story, please.
01:07:40I've got to get this guy moved soon and tend to one more thing before the night shift is over.
01:07:49This story is about justice.
01:07:52Atonement.
01:07:56Is it now?
01:07:58Thrill me.
01:08:00One more story before bed, please.
01:08:10What the fuck?
01:08:33What the fuck?
01:08:40Hey!
01:08:45Hello?
01:08:47Hey!
01:08:49Is anybody out there?
01:08:50Write it down.
01:08:52What is this?
01:08:53You're pulling that bullshit?
01:08:55I don't care how high you were.
01:08:57Doesn't change what you did.
01:08:58Okay, man, I...
01:09:00Officer.
01:09:02I swear.
01:09:04I didn't do anything.
01:09:05So you don't remember when you killed an innocent man?
01:09:07That doesn't ring any bells.
01:09:09A what?
01:09:11Officer Blake was a good man.
01:09:13A friend.
01:09:15And now the thug who murdered him won't even say he remembers.
01:09:20You know who does remember?
01:09:24His family.
01:09:26A little girl who's never gonna see her dad again.
01:09:29There's gotta be a mix-up here.
01:09:30I'll just call up his wife and kid and tell him it was all just a big mistake.
01:09:37Hey!
01:09:38Hey!
01:09:39Wait, wait!
01:09:42Don't I get a call or a lawyer, right?
01:09:47I would like my phone call.
01:09:50Right.
01:09:53Turn around.
01:09:55Stick your hands through the bars.
01:09:56And interlock your fingers.
01:10:10Step back to the far wall.
01:10:11Step back to the bar wall.
01:10:24There's your phone call, asshole.
01:10:28Nothing that the courts could hang on you matches what you deserve.
01:10:41Want another phone call? I could lend you another quarter.
01:10:44Man, you can't do this.
01:11:05Want another phone call? I could lend you another quarter.
01:11:09Man, you can't do this.
01:11:15I'll press charges.
01:11:16Might be a technical error with the security footage.
01:11:20Our budget being what it is.
01:11:22Things like that are bound to happen.
01:11:31I wouldn't get too comfortable there, boy.
01:11:33I'm afraid...
01:11:33How'd he die?
01:11:36What'd you see?
01:11:39You tell me, Freak.
01:11:40Freak?
01:11:41You got fucked out of your mind on PCP or something.
01:11:43Nearly turned him inside out.
01:11:48No, I didn't do that.
01:11:50And I've never taken PCP.
01:11:52Bath salts, PCP, whatever.
01:11:54Still gonna say you don't remember?
01:11:58No, I remember him.
01:12:01What?
01:12:02Obviously.
01:12:03I was...
01:12:05I was shot.
01:12:08I got shot.
01:12:13I swear.
01:12:13That was Blake's blood you were wearing.
01:12:15No, I swear.
01:12:17I was shot.
01:12:18Go get the shirt.
01:12:19It's still got the bullet holes.
01:12:21Keep it back to me and approach the bars.
01:12:23No, listen to me.
01:12:24Get over here.
01:12:25Get over here!
01:12:39I burned that fucking shirt, cop killer.
01:12:41You want some more?
01:12:58Maybe I do.
01:13:00You'd best calm down, boy.
01:13:02You keep pulling that squeak like bloody shit.
01:13:05Gotta figure one day there'll be some consequences.
01:13:08Back the fuck up!
01:13:09You know, I didn't kill your friend, Blake.
01:13:13But I did watch him bleed all that pretty blood.
01:13:16This is Blake.
01:13:30Outside 1302 West 3rd Street.
01:13:33No sign of any...
01:13:37Possible 217 in progress.
01:13:39Requesting backup.
01:13:40Backup is en route.
01:13:42Officer is in need of assistance.
01:13:44All units respond.
01:13:48This is the police.
01:13:49Make yourselves known.
01:13:50Uninspiring.
01:14:12As last words go.
01:14:15What the fuck?
01:14:38What the fuck?
01:14:40Get back in that cell.
01:14:51Now.
01:14:54Don't make me do this, boy.
01:14:58Get back in that cell!
01:15:10Fuck.
01:15:11Fuck.
01:15:12Fuck.
01:15:40I'd have only taken what I needed.
01:15:54But they saw fit to spill all of your blood.
01:16:00It's perverse.
01:16:01But you will educate them.
01:16:08I expect.
01:16:18Fuck.
01:16:19Fuck.
01:16:20Fuck.
01:16:21Fuck.
01:16:22Fuck.
01:16:23Fuck.
01:16:24Fuck.
01:16:25Fuck.
01:16:26Fuck.
01:16:27Fuck.
01:16:28Fuck.
01:16:29Fuck.
01:16:30Fuck.
01:16:30Fuck.
01:16:31Fuck.
01:16:37Fuck.
01:16:39Fuck.
01:16:40Fuck.
01:16:41Fuck.
01:16:42Fuck.
01:16:54Which time?
01:17:01I admit I'm hungry, but I think I can do better than pig's blood.
01:17:22Go on, little pig.
01:17:24Go hide in your house of stone.
01:17:54Once upon a time, there were three little pigs who felt no obligation to share their world
01:18:23with the wolf.
01:18:28They called him big and bad and taught the other pigs to fear him and all his kind.
01:18:36They were hateful to him and threw his family in cages.
01:18:43The next part of the story I'm sure you have heard, but you'll soon learn the true ending.
01:18:53One day, the wolf's anger became so strong that not even a horse of brick and stone could
01:19:01thwart him.
01:19:07And that brings us to the end of another episode of The Nighttime World.
01:19:15I hope that you have enjoyed our time together as much as I have.
01:19:19If so, please consider subscribing and give us a rating on the platform on which you are
01:19:25watching this.
01:19:28And we'll see you next time on The Nighttime World.
01:19:34Hello?
01:19:35I was thinking as you told that indictment story, I've come to a decision.
01:19:51A decision about what?
01:19:52I'm not going to seal him up and starve him.
01:19:56Good.
01:19:57He has such beautiful, huge windows in his apartment.
01:20:02It's what he wanted, right?
01:20:04Why am I going to waste such a gift on him, even if it tortures him, punishes him for his
01:20:12ignorance?
01:20:13Listen.
01:20:14The podcast is over.
01:20:15There's nobody listening.
01:20:16There's nobody watching.
01:20:17Like, it's done.
01:20:20I appreciate what you tried to do tonight, but it's time to go to bed now.
01:20:27I have one more stop before bed.
01:20:30Where?
01:20:31You going to stay on the phone all night, or let me in?
01:20:40Another gift.
01:20:41How about negotiation?
01:20:42And let me in.
01:20:49Ah, your gift.
01:20:55Like, what?
01:20:57You just can't understand.
01:21:02It's not known as you were buying in the food.
01:21:11Let's change your life.
01:21:41Let's change your life.
01:22:11Let's change your life.
01:22:41Let's change your life.
01:23:11Let's change your life.
01:23:41Let's change your life.
01:24:11Let's change your life.
01:24:41Let's change your life.
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