00:00Wait, you came out too fast. I had a new honk ready. Go back in.
00:07Oh yeah, no problem.
00:08Hey, wait a second, babe. I made you a smoothie for the truck.
00:13Oh.
00:14Was it too sweet?
00:16You certainly are.
00:17It's like the truck's gonna have two smoothies in it, you know what I mean? Smooth devil.
00:25Tread, you do know I want to like you, right?
00:28I do.
00:30Okay.
00:31Wake up at eleven in the morning.
00:35Yaz means great. I was on the fence about her after she ghosted you. Twice. But she's
00:40back and better than ever.
00:42She makes me meals. She texts me all the time. She remembers specific details from conversations
00:46we've had. She's pretty much obsessed.
00:48That's great, man.
00:49No, I mean literally obsessed. She stares at my mouth when I talk. She might be unstable.
00:53That just sounds like cool GF behavior to me.
00:55Okay, how about this? She watches me sleep.
00:58So? I watch you sleep. You tuck your hands under your face like a tiny angel.
01:02Great. No more truck naps. Maybe it's you, Frank. You just draw crazy people to you.
01:09I took Addie to school today. She made me drop her off a block away.
01:11Yeah, I don't love that kid.
01:13Hey, that's my daughter. I hear you.
01:16Walk. Walk. Walk.
01:19Everything I do mortifies her. I can't even take my socks off without her groaning.
01:23Yeah, but I've seen you take off your socks and it's weird. You do it toe by toe, like
01:27a burlesque dancer.
01:28Give me the female perspective. How do I connect with her?
01:30You can't. I mean, she's a 13-year-old girl, and honestly, she kind of sucks.
01:34Truck 8, there's a report of a gorilla at Overlook Park.
01:38Wait, sorry, just to double check, you said gorilla? Like a large ape?
01:42Or like a freedom fighter.
01:44I'm sorry, would an armed militant be preferable?
01:47It's the animal. We're animal control. Over.
01:57Whoa. A giraffe and a gorilla.
02:01I wonder if that means there's a...
02:03Zoo break!
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