An out of touch family man moves with his wife and daughter from the big city to his dream house on the outskirts of a small town just in time for the apocalypse.
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00:29:55Bullseye.
00:29:59Mom, we have to get out of here.
00:30:04Where have you been?
00:30:05I know.
00:30:06I'm trying to call you.
00:30:07This is Wilson, Lynn, Zoe.
00:30:09Ma'am?
00:30:11Younger ma'am?
00:30:15Um, well, it was nice meeting you.
00:30:17We need to have a family meeting, so...
00:30:20Talk to you later.
00:30:25On the count of three, stay or go.
00:30:27Wait, what are we doing?
00:30:29I'm gonna have a vote.
00:30:30On the count of three, stay or go.
00:30:31Ready?
00:30:32One, two, three, stay.
00:30:34Go!
00:30:36Dad, we have to leave.
00:30:38And we had a vote.
00:30:39Look, we are staying.
00:30:41I'm not running anymore.
00:30:43Okay, I ran to the city when Mom died,
00:30:46ran back here when Dad died,
00:30:47and I'm not running anymore.
00:30:49I'm standing my ground on this one.
00:30:51Great speech.
00:30:52I'm sure the asteroid will be very moved.
00:30:53Spence, are you serious?
00:30:55Yes, I'm serious.
00:30:57Look, you're my family,
00:30:58and I'm going to protect you.
00:30:59Okay, we have 48 hours, at least.
00:31:02This thing can hit on the other side of town,
00:31:04for all we know,
00:31:04and it's a small asteroid.
00:31:06Okay.
00:31:07You get one night.
00:31:09Mom!
00:31:10And then if it gets too close,
00:31:11we're leaving.
00:31:13Deal?
00:31:15Deal.
00:31:16Okay, so if we're staying,
00:31:18we're gonna need some supplies, right?
00:31:20Even if this asteroid avoids us completely,
00:31:22there's gonna be dust
00:31:23and all kinds of things kicked up.
00:31:25We need to seal the windows or something,
00:31:27get some plastic sheeting and duct tape.
00:31:30Yeah, duct tape.
00:31:31That's gonna keep an asteroid out.
00:31:33Okay, I'll go get them.
00:31:35We'll go get them.
00:31:37We're a family, right?
00:31:39Zoe and I just need to get some things together first.
00:31:42Okay, meet me in the SUV.
00:31:51We're staying for now.
00:31:58People are evacuating currently in droves.
00:32:02Where they're headed,
00:32:04I don't think they care.
00:32:05They're just trying to get out as fast as they can.
00:32:10This is crazy.
00:32:11This is not good.
00:32:13Hold on, folks.
00:32:14Breaking news.
00:32:16The White House has announced
00:32:17that the president is considering
00:32:19an executive order to remove Oneonta
00:32:21from the United States.
00:32:24What?
00:32:24What?
00:32:25Yeah, this is about the time where I wish...
00:32:26Stacks!
00:32:27Oh, my God.
00:32:28Get me up, Scotty!
00:32:29Oh, my God.
00:32:29Are you okay?
00:32:30I'm so sorry.
00:32:31Are you okay?
00:32:33I'm so distracted by...
00:32:35Well, this...
00:32:36It's fine.
00:32:37I was, too.
00:32:38Oh, Mayor Kim Muller.
00:32:42Hi.
00:32:42Hi.
00:32:43Hi.
00:32:43Dad, you almost killed the mayor.
00:32:45No, I'm fine.
00:32:46No, she's fine.
00:32:47Spencer Coleman.
00:32:49Oh, you're the Colmans?
00:32:50Just moved into the house on Herrick Hill, right?
00:32:53Yeah.
00:32:53How does everybody know that?
00:32:55Small town.
00:32:56So, are you staying or going?
00:32:58Most people seem to have hit the road already.
00:33:00Just a couple stragglers.
00:33:02I need to make sure they're okay.
00:33:03Captain goes down with the ship and all that.
00:33:05We're staying.
00:33:06For now.
00:33:07Great.
00:33:09What were you headed into town for?
00:33:10Oh, we're headed over to the hardware store.
00:33:12Just going to grab some supplies.
00:33:13Oh, you're going to Kenny's?
00:33:15Hey, while you're there, could you make an announcement?
00:33:18I'm holding a town hall meeting tonight.
00:33:19Town hall meeting tonight.
00:33:20Got it.
00:33:21Sure.
00:33:21Perfect.
00:33:22If we're going to get through this, we need to stick together and keep this town safe.
00:33:26Until we can't anymore.
00:33:28All right.
00:33:30Thank you, Colmans.
00:33:31And tell Kenny I said hi.
00:33:33Nice to meet you.
00:33:37Yeah.
00:33:40She's nice.
00:33:41Yeah.
00:33:47In and out.
00:33:48Uh, guys.
00:33:51Oh, no.
00:33:53Should we come back later?
00:33:54Thanks for joining us.
00:33:55I'm Leslie Man.
00:33:55We've got this.
00:33:55Phone me.
00:33:56We've got reports of panic stoppers at the hardware store buying up everything in sight.
00:34:01Police are telling us to warn all of you, just stay in your homes.
00:34:05It's the safest place right now.
00:34:07Hey, just grab everything we need and then meet me at...
00:34:10Spence!
00:34:11Hey, Kenny.
00:34:12Kenny.
00:34:12Hey.
00:34:13Hey, buddy.
00:34:14There's a line.
00:34:16Mayor asked me to have you make an announcement.
00:34:18Oh, Kim?
00:34:18Yeah.
00:34:18Anything for her.
00:34:19What's up?
00:34:19Okay.
00:34:20Town hall meeting tonight.
00:34:21Anyone left in town should be there.
00:34:23Yeah.
00:34:24Oh, we've got like, uh, 30 bucks worth of stuff to just keep.
00:34:28Oh, perfect, man.
00:34:29Appreciate that.
00:34:30Are you going to introduce us?
00:34:31Oh, God.
00:34:32This is my wife, Lynn.
00:34:33My daughter, Zoe.
00:34:35Pleasure to meet you both.
00:34:36Lovely story you've got here.
00:34:38Great.
00:34:38Okay.
00:34:39See you later.
00:34:39Copy that.
00:34:42Attention, shoppers.
00:34:43There's an announcement.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:45Okay.
00:34:45Okay.
00:34:45Okay.
00:34:46Okay.
00:34:46Okay.
00:34:46Okay.
00:34:46Okay.
00:34:47Okay.
00:34:47Okay.
00:34:48So, Ethan?
00:34:59Yeah.
00:35:00Are you?
00:35:01No.
00:35:04Everyone, settle down.
00:35:06Settle down.
00:35:07Thank you all for coming here at such short notice.
00:35:09As you are all undoubtedly aware, a large amount of people have already evacuated.
00:35:14But you're here, and I'm here with you.
00:35:18I would like to figure out what's kept some of you behind.
00:35:21Um, yes, how about you?
00:35:23Who, me?
00:35:25Sick grandma.
00:35:26Yeah, I just figured the government would step in and, like, send a rocket up into space
00:35:30and blow up the asteroid.
00:35:31Well, you might have heard that there is a possibility that we will be removed from the
00:35:35United States.
00:35:36So, we are on our own.
00:35:38So, I guess we're on our ownyonta?
00:35:40Uh, what's the plan, mayor?
00:35:45Well, I have a now plan and a later plan.
00:35:48The now plan is that we look out for each other.
00:35:52We're a small town, but there's bound to be people taking advantage of the situation.
00:35:56Specifically, empty houses filled with valuables.
00:36:02Now, if you haven't already, you may want to consider boarding up your windows.
00:36:05I saw some folks doing that on the way over.
00:36:06What's the point of boarding up houses when they're going to be destroyed anyhow?
00:36:10Well, that takes me to the later plan.
00:36:12I recommend gathering up anything valuable, irreplaceable, and storing it outside of town.
00:36:18As the asteroid approaches, it has been determined that the safest place for us is secret caverns.
00:36:23It is far enough and deep enough.
00:36:26And we have a bus that could help get this done faster.
00:36:29All right, I will open up the floor to any questions.
00:36:34This is madness.
00:36:36Yes, yep.
00:36:37How do we know the asteroid's even real?
00:36:40I have it on good authority that this is real.
00:36:43Okay, the government really abandoned us at this time.
00:36:45Back.
00:36:46Where are you going?
00:36:47Yes, they can, and they have.
00:36:51You hear all that?
00:36:53I heard a lot of yapping.
00:36:56Without much thinking.
00:36:58You got something better?
00:37:03Hey, man, sorry I'm late.
00:37:05The place was jam-packed, and I had to count all the money.
00:37:11Wilson?
00:37:12Minnie Munson?
00:37:14Wilson's got a plan.
00:37:17Oh, yeah?
00:37:17Something like your last plan?
00:37:20Listen, man.
00:37:21If your plan A involves him, I'll start working on plan B.
00:37:26Well, I'll plan C you later.
00:37:31Okay.
00:37:32Talk to me.
00:37:34I'm expecting a communication at my secure facility in the next hour.
00:37:38You should be there.
00:37:40You should be there.
00:37:43Okay, meet me outside.
00:37:51What's going on?
00:37:54Wilson's got a plan.
00:37:55The crazy neighbor?
00:37:56Well, we really don't have many options.
00:37:58We have one option.
00:37:59We can leave.
00:38:01Sorry.
00:38:03Look, you gave me until tomorrow.
00:38:06And I know this is going to sound weird, but we're supposed to get some kind of message tonight.
00:38:12Okay?
00:38:12There's something going on, and I have to get to the bottom of it.
00:38:14I don't like it, Spence.
00:38:16We're already running out of time.
00:38:19Tomorrow.
00:38:20Okay?
00:38:21I promise.
00:38:23Okay, fine.
00:38:25See you back at the house.
00:38:26See you back at the house.
00:38:35Let's see the secure facility.
00:38:37Okay.
00:38:37Let's see the secure facility.
00:38:37So this is it, huh?
00:38:51What?
00:38:53This isn't secure enough for you?
00:38:56Is that a serious question?
00:39:01Why so tense, Spence?
00:39:05How do you know we can trust these people, Wilson?
00:39:07Any minute now.
00:39:14Bingo.
00:39:26A gravity device?
00:39:29That's what it says.
00:39:30I'm Leslie Ann with coverage on the asteroid story.
00:39:44We've had people from Oneonta in a mass exodus from the city of Oneonta to escape the asteroid
00:39:51and the aftermath, evacuating now, apparently, to secret caverns just outside of Cobleskill,
00:39:58a safe haven away from all of the dust and destruction.
00:40:03Okay, we are asteroid-proof.
00:40:09Do you gain any game-changing information from that top-secret message?
00:40:15Will I have a meeting tonight?
00:40:17Guys!
00:40:18The exact coordinates of the asteroid impact, 42.495821 and negative 75.076065.
00:40:24Wait, what was that second one?
00:40:30Again, that is 42.495821 and negative 75.076065.
00:40:37Wait, what was that second one?
00:40:38Again, that is 42.495821 and negative 75.076065.
00:40:44Come on!
00:40:45Come on!
00:40:46Piece of shit!
00:40:47Zoe, language!
00:40:48It's the house.
00:40:49What?
00:40:50What?
00:40:51The coordinates put the exact impact point at 113 Herrick Hill Road, Oneonta, New York.
00:40:55Our thoughts and prayers are with you-
00:40:57Spence?
00:40:58How?
00:40:59I guess the crazy neighbor ain't so crazy after all.
00:41:00You knew this entire time?
00:41:01No.
00:41:02No.
00:41:03I mean, Wilson, he told me, but I didn't believe him.
00:41:04Why didn't you say anything?
00:41:05Why didn't you say anything?
00:41:06What?
00:41:07What?
00:41:08What?
00:41:09What?
00:41:10What?
00:41:11What?
00:41:12What?
00:41:13The coordinates put the exact impact point at 113 Herrick Hill Road, Oneonta, New York.
00:41:15Our thoughts and prayers are with you-
00:41:16Spence?
00:41:17How?
00:41:18I guess the crazy neighbor ain't so crazy after all.
00:41:20You knew this entire time?
00:41:21No.
00:41:22No, I mean what Wilson, he told me, but I didn't believe him.
00:41:26Why didn't you say anything?
00:41:27Because I thought he was crazy.
00:41:29I didn't know there was something to tell you.
00:41:31We're leaving now.
00:41:32No.
00:41:33No, this doesn't make- this doesn't make any sense.
00:41:35Dad, the only thing that makes sense is that we leave.
00:41:38There's something else going on here.
00:41:40Like, Wilson, how did he know that it was going to be this place?
00:41:43Like, specifically, how did he know that it was this house?
00:41:46He's a psycho!
00:41:47Dad, even a broken clock is right twice a day!
00:41:50I'm hacking a bag!
00:41:52Make that two.
00:41:53Spencer?
00:41:54Spencer?
00:41:55Spencer, look at me!
00:41:58We have to go.
00:42:00Now.
00:42:01I can't.
00:42:03I have a meeting.
00:42:05You keep talking about this meeting!
00:42:07What is going on?
00:42:09What?
00:42:10Tell me, what?
00:42:12It's a gravity device.
00:42:18Please repeat that.
00:42:23A gravity device?
00:42:27Mom, we're leaving!
00:42:29No!
00:42:30No!
00:42:31Zoe!
00:42:32Lynn, would you please?
00:42:33Spencer, I told you.
00:42:34If this thing gets too close and you don't have a solution, we're leaving.
00:42:35Do you have a solution?
00:42:36Yes!
00:42:37No, you don't!
00:42:38Mom, come on!
00:42:39Can you just trust me if you're staying?
00:42:40Spencer, I love you, but I have to do what's right here.
00:42:42I'm taking our daughter and I'm leaving.
00:42:43So, you're going to stay?
00:42:44We're staying?
00:42:45We're staying?
00:42:46We're staying?
00:42:47We're staying?
00:42:48We're staying?
00:42:49We're staying!
00:42:50We're staying?
00:42:51We're staying?
00:42:52We're staying?
00:42:53Yes!
00:42:54No, you don't!
00:42:55Mom, come on!
00:42:56Can you just trust me if you're staying?
00:42:57Spencer, I love you, but I have to do what's right here.
00:42:59I'm taking our daughter and I'm leaving.
00:43:02So, you're going to stay?
00:43:03I spoke with our brokers in the city.
00:43:04The buyers haven't closed on our place, so that's where you can find us.
00:43:07Guys?
00:43:08Dad, you know you're wrong.
00:43:11He's safe.
00:43:12He's safe.
00:43:13Hey, man, I came as soon as...
00:43:18Hey, Kenny!
00:43:19Ask him about his plan!
00:43:22Hey, where'd I go?
00:43:25What's the plan, Spence?
00:43:28Gravity device.
00:43:32What?
00:43:33No wonder they're leaving!
00:43:35Are you still stepping into Wilson's bullshit?
00:43:37Look, I know this sounds absurd, okay, but...
00:43:40Wilson knew that the asteroid was going to hit Oneonta, and specifically he knew it was going to hit my house!
00:43:45Spence, how could he possibly have known that?
00:43:47I don't know!
00:43:48But look, whatever beef you have with him, can you just please put it aside until we can figure out what the hell is going on?
00:43:54Oh, no, no, hell no. Fat chance.
00:43:56Uh-uh.
00:43:57Now what?
00:43:58No!
00:43:59Stop!
00:44:00Do not...
00:44:01Do not come up my drive!
00:44:04Stop right there!
00:44:05Hey, you Stuart Coleman?
00:44:10Who's asking?
00:44:11I'm just here to report the news.
00:44:13Don't shoot the messenger.
00:44:14Vulture.
00:44:19Shit, there's no signal.
00:44:21Satellite...
00:44:25Hey, uh, seem to be having a little trouble with our satellite.
00:44:28Would you mind if maybe we borrow some internet off of you?
00:44:30No!
00:44:31No internet!
00:44:32Really?
00:44:33Not even a little?
00:44:34No!
00:44:35$30,000 if you want to run a line to my house, go for it!
00:44:42Don't.
00:44:46Can't wait till this place goes up in smoke.
00:44:53Sorry about your house!
00:45:00Hey!
00:45:07Hey!
00:45:08Who do you work for?
00:45:12We don't work for anyone you need to know about Mr. Coleman.
00:45:15Knock it off.
00:45:16Okay, so you creeps know my name, how about you return the favor?
00:45:19Fair enough.
00:45:20I'm Agent Thompson, this is Agent Thompson.
00:45:23Thompson with a P.
00:45:25That's cute.
00:45:26It's come to our attention that you have plans tonight to meet with a rogue organization
00:45:29in order to gain possession of equipment.
00:45:31Equipment that doesn't even belong to them, let alone you.
00:45:35Knock it off.
00:45:37Okay.
00:45:38And?
00:45:39Just be very careful how you proceed.
00:45:40You're toying with power is a lot bigger than yourself.
00:45:43Great.
00:45:44Noted.
00:45:45Now I have bigger things to deal with, so please, get off my prop!
00:45:49Property.
00:45:54Little too close.
00:45:55That's right.
00:45:56The line's actually...
00:45:57No, it's there.
00:45:58It's...
00:45:59It's actually right here.
00:46:00No, it's there.
00:46:01That's it.
00:46:02Alright, let's...
00:46:03Get off my prop!
00:46:04If you ask me, it's...
00:46:05Well...
00:46:06Have a nice day, gentlemen.
00:46:09Let's get out of here.
00:46:10Dude, you have had one hell of a morning.
00:46:23Listen, Spencer, I think it's...
00:46:25I think it's time to cut your losses, man.
00:46:28What's left to lose?
00:46:30My family already left me, we got reporters showing up, agents walking through my bushes, and an asteroid is about to hit my house.
00:46:42Why don't you just tell me what's up with you and Wilson?
00:46:45No, no, it's not important right now.
00:46:48No, I saw how you were staring at him at the bar.
00:46:51Spill it.
00:46:52Alright.
00:46:53Alright, listen.
00:46:54He sold my dad a majority stake in a mining company.
00:47:07Put his entire life savings in, so he can have exclusive rights to this new mineral or something that's buried underneath Oneonta.
00:47:16Only problem is, there's all these houses in the way.
00:47:20So on the outside of town, there's a warehouse full of mining equipment that can't mine.
00:47:28Yeah, I guess I could understand why you're pretty pissed off.
00:47:31Yeah.
00:47:34Does that mean you're not coming to the meeting tonight?
00:47:36Hm.
00:47:37What, the top secret gravity device meeting?
00:47:41Look, man, I know it sounds absurd, but I can really use you there.
00:47:52Alright, listen.
00:47:53I'll be there, okay?
00:47:54But only to watch Wilson fail.
00:47:57Alright?
00:47:58And to watch your back, because that's what friends do.
00:48:01Eh.
00:48:02I guess we are friends, aren't we?
00:48:05Were we not?
00:48:18I don't understand why we all had to cram into your van to come here.
00:48:21The fewer vehicles, the better.
00:48:24Makes for a quick getaway.
00:48:26You expecting the need for a quick getaway?
00:48:30Is there a different kind of getaway?
00:48:32I know I'm gonna regret asking this, but...
00:48:37Wilson, why am I sitting on a damn toilet?
00:48:41Clearly, you have never been on a stakeout.
00:48:45You saying this thing works?
00:48:46Give it a try.
00:48:47Oh!
00:48:48They're here.
00:48:49I'll be back.
00:48:50Don't play with anything.
00:48:51I'll give you something to play with.
00:48:52What are they saying?
00:48:53Eh.
00:48:54I don't know.
00:48:55Probably something stupid.
00:48:56What are they saying?
00:48:58What are they saying?
00:48:59Eh.
00:49:00I don't know.
00:49:01Probably something stupid.
00:49:02Don't play with anything.
00:49:04I'll give you something to play with.
00:49:16What are they saying?
00:49:18I don't know.
00:49:20Probably something stupid.
00:49:24I'm starving. Is there anything to eat in here?
00:49:30God.
00:49:32Hey.
00:49:38Good thing I'm not a diabetic, huh?
00:49:40Want some?
00:49:58What's wrong with you?
00:50:00Where's the device?
00:50:02Oh, they don't have it.
00:50:04I'm sorry, a what?
00:50:06I told you.
00:50:08What are we doing here, then?
00:50:10They said we already have it.
00:50:14Somewhere here in Oneonta.
00:50:16Probably on your property.
00:50:18Oh, that doesn't make any sense.
00:50:20Guys, how could it possibly be an Oneonta on my property?
00:50:22Hey, I am just saying what they told...
00:50:26Don't tell me you ate those.
00:50:28What?
00:50:30What?
00:50:32How many?
00:50:34Why?
00:50:36That's my concert stash.
00:50:38That's my concert stash.
00:50:40Like in your munchies stash?
00:50:42No.
00:50:44Like when I want my own private light show stash.
00:50:48What?
00:50:50Each one of those has a drop...
00:50:52...of white fluff.
00:50:54LSD.
00:50:56Acid.
00:50:58Wants to stop playing, man.
00:50:59That's not funny.
00:51:00Yeah, it's not funny.
00:51:01No.
00:51:02Those things aren't cheap.
00:51:03Man, let me get this straight, man.
00:51:04So if me and Spence each had ten Sour Patch Kids,
00:51:06you saying that's ten hits of acid?
00:51:08Yes, sir.
00:51:09And at market rates, you each owe me a hundred bucks.
00:51:13Oh yeah, I bet.
00:51:14How about you just take it out and put you owe my dad?
00:51:16You might want to check that rage.
00:51:20You're in for a bad night.
00:51:23Oh my God.
00:51:25Oh.
00:51:26Oh.
00:51:27How about that quick getaway?
00:51:28Go.
00:51:29Go, Wilson.
00:51:30Go.
00:51:31All right, everyone.
00:51:32I'm Sam.
00:51:35God damn it!
00:51:36Every time.
00:51:43You ever think about putting some CPATs on this damn thing?
00:51:45In what scenario do you see me driving this van while sitting on a toilet?
00:51:53Spence?
00:51:54Spence?
00:51:55Are you fed on something?
00:51:56Yeah.
00:51:57Why is it kicking in so fast?
00:51:59Probably from all the adrenaline coursing through your veins.
00:52:02Oh my God!
00:52:04Oh no!
00:52:05I can't do it!
00:52:07You now!
00:52:08Nooooo!
00:52:14This is the habit man, this is, this is the habit man!
00:52:21Where is it?
00:52:22What a happening, man!
00:52:23Do you have a solution solution? No, you don't
00:52:53How did you do that? I don't remember things to leave that strong
00:53:01Hey, so so so where's this stupid asteroid anyway you think you'd be lighting up the sky by now
00:53:29Oh, you don't see an asteroid until it's too late
00:53:34You're thinking about comets
00:53:38What about shooting stars?
00:53:45Those are technically meteors
00:53:49Unless they survive the atmosphere, then they're meteorites
00:53:56How do you have all this memorized?
00:54:00How do you not?
00:54:03I don't know
00:54:04I guess I must have fell asleep in the meteor class
00:54:10It's the universe
00:54:13The one thing everybody should understand
00:54:19Yeah, I think I avoid it because it makes me feel uncomfortable
00:54:25Space makes you feel uncomfortable, Kenny?
00:54:29No, no, no, no, no, no
00:54:30Like realizing how small I am, you know
00:54:35That makes me uncomfortable
00:54:37You shouldn't feel uncomfortable just because you're short
00:54:41Shut up, dickhead
00:54:43I mean, I mean, I mean think about it guys
00:54:45Like seriously
00:54:46Somewhere out there in space
00:54:48You know, far away
00:54:51It's this big ass piece of rock
00:54:55That we can't even see
00:54:59This is a short period of time away from potentially
00:55:04Killing us all
00:55:06I mean, if that doesn't
00:55:10If that doesn't tell you how fragile everything is
00:55:14I don't know what does
00:55:17I would find that liberating
00:55:20But who's going to remember me, you know
00:55:24I think you're being pretty hard on yourself there
00:55:27Can't you?
00:55:29Mama?
00:55:32I don't have any kids
00:55:34I don't have a family
00:55:35I just got a hardware store
00:55:40And that's
00:55:42That's not much of a legacy
00:55:45If it makes you feel any better
00:55:48In the end
00:55:50Nothing anybody does matters
00:55:54We're all just
00:55:57Killing time
00:55:59Until the sun eats us
00:56:02Well, gentlemen
00:56:10I'm going to preambulate
00:56:13Back to my domicile
00:56:16Slap on some Floyd
00:56:18And
00:56:18Pack the rest of my necessities
00:56:21Oh
00:56:25And Kenny
00:56:27Good job tonight
00:56:31Whatever you did
00:56:35Bullseye
00:56:41Shut up, man
00:56:43I'm still mad at you
00:56:44I know
00:56:46Good job, Bambinos
00:56:49I think I might go ahead and head on to
00:56:53Home
00:56:54Myself
00:56:54Yeah, head home
00:56:56A couple miles
00:56:58Back to town
00:56:59Ah, it'll be alright
00:57:01Figure I could use the walk
00:57:04All right
00:57:08Ciao for now
00:57:11It'll feel so good
00:57:23What happened
00:57:38Oh, hey Mr. Coleman
00:58:05Hey, it's Milton, right?
00:58:09That's right
00:58:10Great news
00:58:11What great news
00:58:12Can you possibly have for me?
00:58:14Well, the news pitched in the 30k
00:58:15To run a line to your house
00:58:17Isn't that great?
00:58:18It's great
00:58:19But I'm not going to need internet
00:58:21Anymore
00:58:22That one
00:58:23Oh, it's not for you
00:58:25It's so they could broadcast
00:58:26The destruction of your house
00:58:28Why don't they do that?
00:58:30They said the advertising revenue
00:58:31Alone makes it worth it
00:58:33Oh, hey
00:58:33Did you hear?
00:58:35Not again
00:58:41Hi, Mr. Coleman
00:58:49Guess we're living in our own country now, huh?
00:58:53Maybe you could run for president
00:58:54When this is all over
00:58:55What the hell are you talking about?
00:58:58It's too bad about your house
00:58:59But we'd really like to get an interview
00:59:01If you don't mind
00:59:01All right
00:59:05If I don't mind
00:59:06All right
00:59:07You know what?
00:59:08Oh, my God
00:59:09Mom
00:59:10Mom
00:59:10Mom
00:59:12What?
00:59:12We are live with Spencer Coleman
00:59:14Whose house is due to be vaporized
00:59:16By an asteroid
00:59:16Mr. Coleman
00:59:17How are you feeling?
00:59:19How the fuck do you think I'm feeling?
00:59:21Next question
00:59:22Sir
00:59:22I didn't think he'd actually stay
00:59:25I thought it was a bluff
00:59:26Maybe I've been bluffing a little bit too
00:59:28You know what the funny part is?
00:59:31Huh?
00:59:32None of this matters
00:59:34Everything that we're doing
00:59:35It doesn't matter
00:59:35And nobody is going to remember you
00:59:37Or you
00:59:38And nobody is going to remember me
00:59:40No
00:59:41Everything we're doing is pointless
00:59:43We're just killing time
00:59:45Until the sun eats us
00:59:47We got the shot
00:59:48Let's go
00:59:48Let's go
00:59:49Get off
00:59:50Off my property
00:59:51Oh, I can see it now
00:59:54Crazy man yells at news crew
00:59:56We have to get him out of there
01:00:00Yeah
01:00:02Let's go
01:00:03Come on
01:00:03Get off
01:00:06Here, Mr. Coleman
01:00:16The first month is free
01:00:18Although I suppose your first month
01:00:19Will be your only month
01:00:20Sorry
01:00:22Thank you, Milton
01:00:24Now, can you please get off my
01:00:25Get off your property
01:00:26On it
01:00:27You know, I'm leaving town
01:00:28So it was nice knowing
01:00:29Meeting you
01:00:31Yeah, uh
01:00:32Bye
01:00:32Sorry about your house
01:00:39Jesus
01:00:49What?
01:00:53Dad's gone viral
01:00:54Is that good?
01:00:57Going viral is great
01:00:58For everyone except the person
01:00:59Going viral
01:01:00Spence
01:01:08Spence
01:01:08Hey
01:01:09Hey, man
01:01:09You okay?
01:01:11Top of the world, Kenny
01:01:13Couldn't be better
01:01:16Why do you ask?
01:01:19You're, uh
01:01:20You're kind of famous
01:01:22What even happened last night
01:01:27How did we get out of the
01:01:31There was a
01:01:32Car chase and
01:01:34You haven't heard, have you?
01:01:37It's official
01:01:38Oneyana has been removed
01:01:40From the United States
01:01:41Yeah
01:01:43We have a president
01:01:44That would rather ignore
01:01:45The whole situation
01:01:46Than deal with it
01:01:47So
01:01:48As a result
01:01:49We're our own country now
01:01:51Yeah
01:01:53I guess the spooks
01:01:55Were out of their jurisdiction
01:01:56And had to turn back
01:01:57Meanwhile
01:02:00Kim's evacuating
01:02:01Everyone that's left in town
01:02:02To the caverns
01:02:04So
01:02:04Will I see you there?
01:02:11Look
01:02:11Spence, man
01:02:13I think you put up a good fight
01:02:15And did everything you can
01:02:17You know
01:02:17Even including
01:02:18Trusting your crazy neighbor
01:02:20On a slight chance
01:02:21That he was right
01:02:21But dude, he was wrong
01:02:24But you have a family, man
01:02:27And that's way more important
01:02:28Than a house full of stuff
01:02:29He figures
01:02:30And we move everything up here
01:02:33Just to have it destroyed
01:02:34You know
01:02:34You ever seen a hearse
01:02:35Where the trailer hitch
01:02:36Attached to it?
01:02:38It's just stuff, man
01:02:39And as for the
01:02:41The house
01:02:42You know
01:02:43It's nowhere near as important
01:02:44As the people inside of it
01:02:45Hey
01:02:47I see you at the caverns
01:02:48Yeah
01:02:52I just have to say goodbye first
01:02:55And I don't know what to take from the house
01:02:59How about you just
01:03:00Grab one thing that's irreplaceable
01:03:03Irreplaceable
01:03:05Want some internet?
01:03:17Extending wifi
01:03:18I'll be there
01:03:20I don't know what to do
01:03:23Fuck you
01:03:25I'll have to pay from...
01:03:26Let's hear
01:03:27I'll have to excuse
01:03:28You have to feel
01:03:29That's not a human
01:03:30I want to know what you do
01:03:31That's not that human
01:03:32It won't be possible
01:03:33But you have to feel
01:03:33That's notmillion
01:03:34I want to mic
01:03:48with the asteroid impact imminent we will be off the air until further notice be safe everyone
01:04:00this is leslie ann signing off signing off signing off signing off signing off
01:04:18dad you came back we did
01:04:36i take it you saw we did it it's time to go spencer
01:04:46it's gonna be okay
01:05:16come on everybody file inside in an orderly manner please
01:05:41come on there we go all right good
01:05:50you
01:05:57you
01:05:59you
01:06:06you
01:06:08you
01:06:10are you sure we're gonna be safe down here seems like people are getting a little restless you want to get the tool or something okay sure i'm getting pretty restless myself so folks welcome to secret
01:06:17caverns a hundred feet below the surface now if you'll follow me down the petrified escalator
01:06:24escalator
01:06:31hey is there any wi-fi i can hop on down here
01:06:33hey is there any wi-fi i can hop on down here hey chad right mrs coleman hey did you guys ever get on the internet we did yeah just in time for an asteroid to hit our house figures right
01:06:40classic classic hey did you see that crazy man on the news today yeah i did actually that's my husband Spencer
01:06:47holy shit it's you can i get a selfie
01:06:54holy shit it's you can i get a selfie
01:06:56you're famous chad
01:06:58an asteroid to hit our house figures right classic hey did you see that crazy man on the news today
01:07:05yeah i did actually that's my husband spencer holy shit it's you hey can i get a selfie
01:07:12you're famous dad it weren't like even a video would be awesome is that okay uh yeah sure whatever
01:07:19we're just killing time until the sun eats us all i feel like i'm married to a celebrity thanks man
01:07:30this is gonna get so many likes it's weird that you guys don't have service up there though because
01:07:34they put a tower up there real recently this is awesome i'm gonna go post this thank you so much
01:07:40ma'am so are you god mom stop yeah i'm just gonna hang back and wait for chad the caverns began
01:07:52forming approximately six million years ago long before the woolly mammoth but long after the
01:07:57dinosaurs the caverns were discovered in 1928 when two bovine explorers fell through the ground
01:08:04bovine explorers cows depart from the stalactites and the stalag it's on your minds man how's there
01:08:14no cell service when they just built a brand new tower maybe it's not activated yet maybe the cavern's
01:08:23mining rough will reveal garnets rose quartz fool's gold emeralds aquamarines and more
01:08:29well maybe maybe i am just a crazy old man and it's a downward spiral from here
01:08:37i'll be standing on the corner of my bathrobe flashing all the ladies
01:08:42okay i like your bathrobe though i'm changing my last name in fact if some of you remember a few
01:08:49decades ago a group of geologists discovered a vast deposit of rare minerals underneath oneonta
01:08:56the potential dollar value was so high that it could not be calculated why didn't they just dig for
01:09:02it i'm sure they would have loved to the only problem is there's all these houses in the way
01:09:07what was that i can't dig for precious metals if everyone's living on top of it
01:09:12i gotta go what where i just have to make sure i'm not crazy you are absolutely Spencer we came all
01:09:26the way back here to make sure you were safe and now you're just gonna leave us again just stay here
01:09:30okay i'll be fast i have to i think i can save the house just wait for me right here
01:09:36okay do you have bolt cutters uh yeah meet me in the truck what we're leaving right now
01:09:56zoe what are you doing you don't have time so you have to trust me on this
01:10:00it's going to eat away at me forever if i don't try you know what really eats away at someone an
01:10:04asteroid i'll be back i promise ever since we got here it's like all you care about is this house
01:10:14it's like mom and i don't even exist it's kind of turned you into an asshole
01:10:21zoe
01:10:22i love you hey bolt cutter delivery but why let's go
01:10:50what are you two scurrying off to
01:11:03man so many lights
01:11:07great battery's almost dead you get the pro or the pro max the pro why pro sucks what you suck max is
01:11:16three percent more battery life wow a whole three percent well three percent would come in pretty
01:11:20handy right about now wouldn't it
01:11:25what's watching
01:11:28where are we going smith cell phone tower care to elaborate because this isn't normal
01:11:34none of this is normal my entire life it hasn't been normal since i moved here the only thing i can
01:11:40think to fix this crazy problem is this crazy solution cell phone time why am i not hearing
01:11:46any of this oh i'll be damned the person who knows everything doesn't know what's going on right now
01:11:51maybe it's because your ears are a lot closer to the ground than mine are
01:11:56whatever look as long as we're back in time okay you know uh asterisk yeah we'll make it this is news
01:12:03channel one reporting from the u.s oneonta border where we are only a short time away from impact
01:12:08as you can see behind me people are still scrambling to evacuate we'll be setting up our remote
01:12:13cameras and then moving off to a safe distance and we'll talk to you soon you sure you set this
01:12:18up with enough headroom right i mean you realize we're talking an asteroid boom big mushroom cloud
01:12:24hey wasn't that hey i saw your family pass a few minutes ago oh no i don't have a family no i just
01:12:35have two people who do whatever the hell they want and we just happen to live in the same house
01:12:39well we did live in the same house until it was to you know get blown up by an asteroid it's okay lynn
01:12:44it's okay no it's not it's not okay i have totally lost control i have completely lost control i've
01:12:50just been trying to optimism my way through this whole thing and it has finally caught up to me
01:12:56mayor i just i just wanted a garden
01:13:01um are you are you okay are you okay you seem like you might be a little claustrophobic no
01:13:10i'm definitely claustrophobic
01:13:12all right now what i have no idea just looks like it doesn't belong
01:13:25i don't know it looks like it belongs to me technically speaking something that doesn't
01:13:29belong would want to look like it does ball okay well how about you guys stop saying the word belong
01:13:35and help me out here no service
01:13:42yeah i got nothing either wilson i don't carry one of those things around are you nuts
01:13:50so we got a brand new cell tower no cell service and a gigantic mineral deposit underneath oneonta
01:13:57oh and an asteroid coming soon asteroid comes soon what's the missing piece here well did they give
01:14:07you a timeline of how long we would be down here no no i'm kind of winging it at this point if i'm being
01:14:15honest i'm sorry pressure of a family is a lot but i can't imagine the pressure of an entire town
01:14:22especially in this situation how are you doing this i drink a lot of wine did you bring any no no i should
01:14:34have though hey maybe they have some upstairs all right wilson you've had your ear to the ground this
01:14:44all the time what do you think all right spitballing here i would imagine that the electronic interference
01:14:54you've been experiencing on your property is the direct by-product of the mineral deposit discovered
01:14:59decades ago in orneanta and my readings seem to indicate that your house if you'll excuse the expression
01:15:07is ground zero somebody somewhere wants to get underneath your land and they found the perfect
01:15:17cover to do it under so damn so so this is the gravity device something like that the asteroid probably
01:15:25shares some property with the mineral so it's more like a magnet well whatever it is you gotta get
01:15:33inside and take a closer look at this thing okay this thing is the culprit we should be able to just
01:15:40cut the power and the asteroid will go off course well whatever it takes if it means saving the house
01:15:48wait wait wait wait spence hold on hold on a minute are we here to save your house or to save the town
01:15:54you said the house i did well yeah man but what about my house what about dickhead's house what about my store
01:16:09sure
01:16:21shit sorry more importantly have you thought about what happens if you do kill the power
01:16:30what is this casual friday we're off the clock this is civilian conversation i see what you're
01:16:46doing here it's that uh reverse psychology just regular psychology mr coleman what happens if you
01:16:52do manage to knock the asteroid off its course i don't know maybe it flies past earth and hits
01:16:58uranus you do realize it's a little too late for that right all you're gonna do is take out another
01:17:04town or another city that hasn't been preparing for this you're one stubborn son of a bitch mr
01:17:10coleman seems like no matter how hard they tried to scare you off you just stayed behind and that
01:17:17everyone was supposed to just leave town make things easy guys you should probably be going
01:17:21wait what are you implying you still haven't figured it out huh i think you're gonna find that when all
01:17:27is said and done you'll be in a much better position than you realize oh yeah chopper's waiting
01:17:32forward to negotiating
01:17:35she was right
01:17:43oh zoe i've been an asshole
01:17:49maybe but maybe this is a situation where everyone's an asshole yeah but at least you're
01:17:58about to be rich assholes what do you mean by that the minerals underneath your house i assume that's
01:18:06why you bought it in the first place oh my god oh my guys the whole reason that the the miner company
01:18:14was a bus in the first place was because all the house is in the way and now there won't be any
01:18:19houses and we're in our own country now which means the government can't come in and claim eminent
01:18:25domain and kenny you own the only business with the ability to clean up the mess and get that shit out
01:18:32of the ground once the dust settles so you're welcome
01:18:48guys
01:18:50gastric
01:18:54thought you knew where you were going genius
01:18:55I do know where we're going. It's just I must have taken a wrong turn somewhere up here
01:19:00I'm just trying to figure it out on the maps, which unfortunately I don't have any service. So give me a second
01:19:05So you don't know where you're going. I know exactly where we're going. We're going to the caverns. It's a few minutes away
01:19:10I just took a wrong turn somewhere. Listen Christopher Columbus at this rate. You're not going to get us anywhere
01:19:16Hey, is that crazy, Coleman? Come on! We gotta stop him! Hey!
01:19:21Stop! Stop!
01:19:23Stop! In the name of the first amendment!
01:19:25In the name of the first amendment
01:19:27Come on, get over here
01:19:29Alright, are you guys insane? Is an asteroid coming?
01:19:34We're just minutes away from Impact and we are here live with Mr. Coleman
01:19:39Mr. Coleman, you've become quite a celebrity since the last time we saw you. Do you have any comments for us?
01:19:45Yeah, yeah, I have some comments for you. Yeah
01:19:49So I guess your job is about to get a whole lot more complicated, huh?
01:19:56Why is that?
01:19:57The whole being removed from the United States thing? What does that even mean? Are we the country of Oneonta now?
01:20:05I'm not sure. It's not like I got a call from the United Nations or anything. We'll just have to figure that out after the dust settles, I guess.
01:20:13What do you call the mayor of a country? Wait, isn't that your husband again?
01:20:20Do you have any comments for us? Yeah, yeah, I have some comments for you. I was wrong.
01:20:31Well, your dad's on the news again. I moved my family up here for a simple life.
01:20:48It backfired. I think I'm an absolute lunatic. You're right.
01:20:57Yeah. Um, Lynn, Zoe, I hope you're watching.
01:21:04I love you so much. I'm so, so sorry.
01:21:10I was so focused on a stupid house. I forgot about the people inside of it.
01:21:20So, you know, go ahead, take my house, wipe it off the face of the planet.
01:21:27If it takes an asteroid to destroy everything, to make things right, so be it.
01:21:36Well, I don't know what's going to happen when this thing hits. It doesn't matter, because I think we're going to be all right.
01:21:44Because we'll rebuild.
01:21:47We're not going to rebuild the way things were. We're going to build something better. Together.
01:21:57Oh, if you'll excuse me, I have a family to get back to.
01:22:06Oh, sorry about the shoe in the truck. Yeah.
01:22:12And there you have it, folks. Let's get the hell out of here.
01:22:19Man, your dad is so cool.
01:22:21Really? You think so?
01:22:23Yeah, I mean, look at him. He's clearly not afraid to say what's on his mind.
01:22:27And he looks like he cares a lot about you and your mom.
01:22:30I guess. I don't know. To me, he's just always been dad.
01:22:35Here's the thing about parents, though. It's like you get 30, maybe 40 years with them if you're lucky.
01:22:41You spend the first 10 just crawling around, not knowing what's going on.
01:22:45Then the next 10, you hate their guts. Then, I don't know.
01:22:49I think you just spend the rest of the time you have with them just trying to make up for it.
01:22:53So you're and your dad get along?
01:22:55No, my dad's a moron. But we're working on it.
01:23:11Zoe!
01:23:27Lynn!
01:23:29Hey.
01:23:30We made it back.
01:23:33I don't know what's going to be okay.
01:23:35I have a speech.
01:23:37High five.
01:23:38Don't make it weird, dad.
01:23:47So, this is it?
01:23:50This is it.
01:23:52I'm sorry. I didn't know we were doing a thing.
01:23:56Let's go inside.
01:23:58Let's go inside.
01:23:59Let's go inside.
01:24:03No, no, no.
01:24:04Let's go inside.
01:24:05Let's go inside.
01:24:06Let's go inside.
01:24:07Let's go inside.
01:24:08No.
01:24:09Let's go inside.
01:24:10There's a İşteo in the ibe.
01:24:11Here's a light.
01:24:12What?
01:24:13No.
01:24:14There's a light.
01:24:15Now you can't check it out.
01:24:17I don't know.
01:24:19So let's go inside.
01:24:20What?
01:24:21I don't know.
01:24:22I don't know.
01:24:23I don't know what you're saying.
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