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Situationshop With My Billionaire Friend
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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth, you set me up.
00:00:19You stay away from me.
00:00:21You're insane.
00:00:23Can't let you ruin my wedding, Miss Leigham.
00:00:28You and Asher, or you're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leigham.
00:00:36But you've got to go.
00:00:41They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:53And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:01:00We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:07Yes! Yes! Yes!
00:01:14Are we done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:18You're the best.
00:01:19You were amazing.
00:01:20Was it good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:23What's your name again?
00:01:26Lani?
00:01:27We need to talk.
00:01:29What?
00:01:30I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34What do you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:39What?
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lani.
00:01:46I can't do this anymore.
00:01:47What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:49I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:51This isn't working out.
00:01:52But...
00:01:53But...
00:01:54Take care, Monique.
00:01:55What am I doing?
00:02:13So...
00:02:14I tell him...
00:02:16Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:17That's an okra.
00:02:19Like, seriously?
00:02:21So...
00:02:22She goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:24I mean...
00:02:25I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about...
00:02:30You and I...
00:02:31Um...
00:02:32Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:34Be right back.
00:02:38So...
00:02:39I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry.
00:02:45I'll be right back.
00:02:49Oh, damn it!
00:02:50Shit!
00:02:51I'm so sorry.
00:02:52I'm so sorry.
00:02:53Oh my God.
00:02:54Oh my God.
00:02:55Asher?
00:02:56Oh yeah.
00:02:57What are you doing?
00:02:58Oh, you're drowning my sorrows, you.
00:02:59Damn.
00:03:00Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:01Can you grab a drink?
00:03:02Sure.
00:03:03Let's go.
00:03:04Sure.
00:03:05Let's go.
00:03:06All right.
00:03:07Oh.
00:03:08Oh my God.
00:03:09Oh my God.
00:03:10Asher?
00:03:11Oh my God.
00:03:12Oh my God.
00:03:13Oh my God.
00:03:14Oh my God.
00:03:15Oh my God.
00:03:16Oh my God.
00:03:17Oh my God.
00:03:18Oh my God.
00:03:19Oh my God.
00:03:21å¾— perfect.
00:03:22Hell yeah.
00:03:23How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh...
00:03:24Life, I guess.
00:03:26We should vow to never that happen again.
00:03:28If you swear...
00:03:29Pinkie swear.
00:03:30Pinkie swear.
00:03:31Friends forever.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that!
00:03:34Well we should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:36Pinkie swear.
00:03:37Pinkie swear.
00:03:38Thank you swear.
00:03:39Friends forever.
00:03:40Friends forever.
00:03:41Stop doing that!
00:03:42Thank you, Sway. Friends forever.
00:03:44Thank you forever.
00:03:46Stop doing that.
00:03:54What about work?
00:03:56I actually just started a new job.
00:03:58I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:04:00Small world. They're our biggest client.
00:04:02No way.
00:04:04Wait, what do you do?
00:04:06I work at a software development startup.
00:04:08Hey, that's cool.
00:04:18What about your love life?
00:04:20What?
00:04:21What about your love life?
00:04:23Oh, my God.
00:04:25Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:27A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:30Cheers, mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:38Stop it.
00:04:40No. Hey, we're friends.
00:04:42Well, if you ever do on an earth-shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:47Sex ruins everything.
00:04:50Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:54I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:04:56You're not your wing man.
00:04:58I resultados, don't get you.
00:04:59I ended up like freaking out.
00:05:01I never joined scripture.
00:05:04Well, when was it that way?
00:05:08I was trying.
00:05:14Especially for them sometimes.
00:05:16You can't hear me Goodbye
00:05:17I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:45I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:47I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:51I have that effect on Whitman.
00:05:54I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:05Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:12Friends forever?
00:06:15Thanks forever.
00:06:22Let's go.
00:06:29Let's go.
00:06:31Let's go.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:40Let's go.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:51Let's go.
00:06:52Let's go.
00:06:54Let's go.
00:06:56Let's go.
00:06:57Let's go.
00:06:59Let's go.
00:07:01Let's go.
00:07:02Oh, my God.
00:07:32Oh, my God, what are you doing here?
00:07:51I don't know.
00:07:51What am I doing here?
00:07:53Oh, my head.
00:07:55My head.
00:07:57Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:02Hey, I mean, since we're here.
00:08:08What?
00:08:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, bad idea.
00:08:11What?
00:08:12Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:14Why?
00:08:17Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:22Fuck, sex ruins everything.
00:08:24I suppose you're right.
00:08:28But still.
00:08:29But still.
00:08:33I have a proposition.
00:08:36What?
00:08:37Friends with benefits.
00:08:40Sex without strings.
00:08:43You do you, I do me.
00:08:46And we do each other.
00:08:47Interesting.
00:08:59Okay, sold.
00:09:03Found the benefits.
00:09:04And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:32Hello, ladies.
00:09:40Asher?
00:09:44You two know each other?
00:09:47Yeah.
00:09:48We know each other from college.
00:09:51He's one of my best friends.
00:09:53What are you doing here?
00:09:54He's here to see my father.
00:09:56Wait, what?
00:09:57Daddy owns the company.
00:09:58I know.
00:10:00I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:03He's worth billions.
00:10:05And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:08I've been busy since college.
00:10:09Clearly.
00:10:11Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:16Sure.
00:10:17Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:18You too.
00:10:19Oh, what a man.
00:10:35What's this?
00:10:37I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract.
00:10:41A contract?
00:10:41It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:44Okay.
00:10:46Article 1.
00:10:47Nobody knows.
00:10:48It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:50Good point.
00:10:52Article 2.
00:10:53We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:58Article 3.
00:11:00Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:02Agreed.
00:11:04Article 4.
00:11:06No lies.
00:11:08No lies.
00:11:09Article 5.
00:11:14Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:19I don't like that one.
00:11:22Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:26Fine.
00:11:29And finally.
00:11:34Friends first.
00:11:37Friends first.
00:11:39Let's see.
00:11:48Let's see.
00:11:49Let's see.
00:11:49Let's see.
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00:12:00Let's see.
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00:12:03Let's see.
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00:12:06Let's see.
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00:12:09Let's see.
00:12:39No, I think the wife did it.
00:12:45And I think you're insane.
00:12:46No, you do.
00:12:50Stop it.
00:12:55Will you go out with me?
00:12:58What?
00:12:59On a date.
00:13:01Like, will you go on a date with me?
00:13:03A real one.
00:13:05No.
00:13:09I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:16Forget the contract.
00:13:17No, friends first.
00:13:19Remember?
00:13:21Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:27Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:30Come on.
00:13:45Friends first?
00:13:50Friends first.
00:13:54Friends first.
00:13:54So, see you at seven tonight?
00:14:05Yes, you will.
00:14:06He asked me out.
00:14:21He asked me out.
00:14:23Breathe, Beth.
00:14:24Breathe.
00:14:25I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:28On Asher?
00:14:29Yes.
00:14:30He asked you out?
00:14:31Yes.
00:14:32On a date?
00:14:33Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:35Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:36Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:38You can give me some tips.
00:14:40Oh.
00:14:42Um.
00:14:43Yeah, okay.
00:14:45I gotta go.
00:14:46Getting a mani-pedi ready for the big fight.
00:14:48I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:52Bye.
00:14:53Bye.
00:14:53Bye.
00:14:53Where was he born?
00:15:03Philadelphia.
00:15:05Philadelphia.
00:15:06Uh, favorite food?
00:15:08Um.
00:15:11He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:14Mm-hmm.
00:15:14Hot fudge sundae.
00:15:17I like your pen.
00:15:18I've never seen that color before.
00:15:20Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:21It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:24Cool.
00:15:25What about sports?
00:15:29Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:31On your date.
00:15:32I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man
00:15:35and he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:38Marry?
00:15:40You got a problem with that?
00:15:47Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:49Uh, me and Asher?
00:15:53I'm just, uh, no.
00:15:55No, no, no, never.
00:15:56He's, we're, we're friends.
00:15:59We're best friends.
00:16:01Good.
00:16:02By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:04Where'd you get it?
00:16:05Oh, Mason's on third.
00:16:07It's super cute.
00:16:09Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:10Uh, siblings?
00:16:11And being an only child.
00:16:18I was an only child as well.
00:16:19Really?
00:16:20Cool.
00:16:22Anyhow, being an only child,
00:16:23my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:26I was born in Philly.
00:16:28Shut up.
00:16:29It's my favorite city.
00:16:31Where was the school?
00:16:32Um, I, uh, uh, can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:40Mm-hmm.
00:16:44How about we, um, share a hot fudge someday?
00:16:48That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:50I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:01I had a wonderful time.
00:17:04I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:07That would be great.
00:17:10Good night.
00:17:13Oh, my.
00:17:15Okay, thank you.
00:17:19What is that?
00:17:21I should really head out.
00:17:25Uh, take care.
00:17:26Why don't you come up?
00:17:29And I will fuck you.
00:17:31It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:33Oh, my God.
00:17:34Oh.
00:17:36Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:39Why?
00:17:40Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:45I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:46No, no, it, it, uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:48It's just, sex ruins everything.
00:17:53Let's wait.
00:17:55So it can be perfect.
00:17:58Yeah?
00:17:58Oh, yes.
00:18:02Yes.
00:18:06Okay.
00:18:07Toodles.
00:18:14Beth?
00:18:16It was nice.
00:18:18We have a lot in common.
00:18:19Are you jealous?
00:18:26No.
00:18:30Did you, um, did you sleep together?
00:18:35No.
00:18:36But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:39Beth?
00:18:40She's an animal.
00:18:42Oh, God.
00:18:44Stop it.
00:18:45Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:48Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:50Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:52I want to wait, just in case she is the one.
00:18:57You never know.
00:18:58I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:05I'm never getting married.
00:19:08I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:09Oh.
00:19:15You do you.
00:19:17To each his own.
00:19:19Agreed.
00:19:20Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:21Maybe.
00:19:21Give it back.
00:19:22Give it back.
00:19:23Come on.
00:19:24Mm-mm.
00:19:24It's not clean.
00:19:25Mm.
00:19:26Mm.
00:19:27It's my strawberry.
00:19:28All right.
00:19:28Ha.
00:19:34That was rude.
00:19:39You do not have to do it.
00:19:57You do not have to do it.
00:19:59You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:11You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:15True love does not exist.
00:20:18You will only get hurt.
00:20:20He is your friend.
00:20:22Don't blow it.
00:20:24Friendship first.
00:20:25Lee and Lamont.
00:20:27You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:30You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:32True love does not exist.
00:20:34You will only get hurt.
00:20:36He is your friend.
00:20:37Don't blow it.
00:20:41Friendship first.
00:20:44Lee and Lamont.
00:20:44Lee and Lamont.
00:21:15Shit.
00:21:17I'm so sorry.
00:21:18My bad.
00:21:19My fault.
00:21:21Hang on.
00:21:24You got a tissue?
00:21:29Here.
00:21:30Let me.
00:21:31Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:32Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:33Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:36Hey, Asher.
00:21:38Eric.
00:21:42Okay.
00:21:43Well.
00:21:44See you guys later.
00:21:48Here.
00:21:53I'm Lee-Ann, by the way.
00:21:55I'm Eric.
00:21:56Eric.
00:21:56That was fun.
00:22:06Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:13Both.
00:22:13Okay.
00:22:14You gotta watch out for him.
00:22:15He's a player.
00:22:17So what?
00:22:19Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:20No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:24Oh my God.
00:22:26Are you jealous?
00:22:28No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:29Why would I be jealous?
00:22:30We're friends with benefits.
00:22:32Remember?
00:22:32Yeah.
00:22:33You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:37Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:39You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:41I can handle myself.
00:22:46Yeah, fine.
00:22:48Be that way.
00:22:48You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:56Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:23:01Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:06Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:14Maybe I will.
00:23:18Yes.
00:23:27Flops for Mrs. Lean Lemon.
00:23:29That's me.
00:23:30Oh my God.
00:23:36I'm Eric.
00:23:43What are you doing here?
00:23:46Had a meeting with best dad.
00:23:50That's from Eric.
00:23:52Yes.
00:23:57They're nice.
00:24:01Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:05I was out of line.
00:24:07No.
00:24:09No, I was out of line.
00:24:14I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:18Oh my God.
00:24:20Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:25Friends forever?
00:24:26Friends forever.
00:24:33Dinner later?
00:24:36Sounds awesome.
00:24:36Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:57Oh, it's just, I'm just so happy.
00:25:01You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:07I think he could be the one.
00:25:10Oh.
00:25:11I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:13You've only just started dating.
00:25:16Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:23Uh, yeah.
00:25:27That's us.
00:25:29You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:34He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:37I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:42Oh.
00:25:43No.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45I, I just want him to be happy.
00:25:47By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:49It's so unique.
00:25:51What color is it?
00:25:53Paris pink.
00:25:54I love it.
00:25:56Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:58Toodles.
00:26:06Why are you so down?
00:26:09What's wrong?
00:26:12Nothing.
00:26:14Famous last words?
00:26:15Is it, Eric?
00:26:19Of course not.
00:26:20How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:23She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:26Yeah, you never know.
00:26:30Give me your hand.
00:26:32I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:34Come on.
00:26:35Okay.
00:26:37Okay.
00:26:38This is your lifeline.
00:26:41It's long.
00:26:42So you have a nice, long life.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:46This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:49Mm-hmm.
00:26:50And looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:58And this is your love line.
00:27:02So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:04But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:09You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:34Great idea.
00:27:35Yeah.
00:27:35And this is your love line.
00:27:36And this is your love line.
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00:27:59You
00:28:29Looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:35Do you have a key?
00:28:41One second.
00:29:00Ooh.
00:29:04Nice trick.
00:29:05Right?
00:29:06Yeah.
00:29:11Who is that?
00:29:12I have no idea.
00:29:14Hello!
00:29:15Your front door was unlocked!
00:29:19My front door!
00:29:29That's...
00:29:35How could you?
00:29:39Beth!
00:29:40Wait, Beth!
00:29:41Oh, fuck, what have I done?
00:29:46What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:47Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:59Hey!
00:30:00What are you doing?
00:30:01I'm leaving.
00:30:02I'm getting dressed.
00:30:03I'm going.
00:30:04I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:05I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:06You didn't do anything.
00:30:07It was me.
00:30:08I fucked up.
00:30:10You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:11It wasn't.
00:30:12It isn't.
00:30:13It doesn't matter.
00:30:14I fucked up.
00:30:15Whatever it is.
00:30:16It was.
00:30:17I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:21I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:29Yeah.
00:30:36Hence first?
00:30:42Hence first.
00:30:57Hey, Beth.
00:30:59Go away.
00:31:05I need to talk to you.
00:31:08I'd fire her except daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:12You on the other hand.
00:31:13I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:15No, no.
00:31:16It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:17It was a stupid game.
00:31:18Friends with benefits.
00:31:19But it's over now, okay?
00:31:20I promise.
00:31:29Do you love her?
00:31:30Of course not.
00:31:31Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:35Really?
00:31:38Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:41You and me.
00:31:42You and me.
00:31:43Please.
00:31:44Give me another chance.
00:31:45I suppose.
00:31:47Okay.
00:31:48I suppose.
00:31:49Okay.
00:31:51I suppose.
00:31:56Okay.
00:31:57You and me.
00:31:58You and me.
00:31:59You and me.
00:32:00You and me.
00:32:01You and me.
00:32:02You and me.
00:32:03You and me.
00:32:04You and me.
00:32:05You and me.
00:32:06You and me.
00:32:07You and me.
00:32:08You and me.
00:32:09You and me.
00:32:11Leigh-Anne, it's me again.
00:32:13Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:15I'm so confused.
00:32:17Friends forever, remember?
00:32:24Eric!
00:32:25Hi.
00:32:26I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:29I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:32I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:40Asher, Asher, it's me.
00:32:46I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:48What's going on?
00:32:49Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:32:50Call me!
00:32:51Okay, Leigh-Anne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but...
00:33:07I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:10If you ever want to be friends again, you'll know where to find me.
00:33:35It's Eric, leave a message.
00:33:37Hey, Eric.
00:33:39Um...
00:33:40I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:46Asher? Asher, where are you?
00:33:48Why won't you call me back?
00:33:50I know.
00:33:51You're with her.
00:33:52You lied to me!
00:33:53Okay.
00:33:54Miss you.
00:33:55Call me.
00:33:56Bye.
00:33:57Bye.
00:33:58Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:06Um, listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but...
00:34:12Maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:15I'll call you when I can.
00:34:17I'll call you when I can.
00:34:20I'll call you when I can.
00:34:24I...
00:34:27Hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:41Slow down.
00:34:45Hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:46Slow down.
00:34:53To love.
00:34:56Wait.
00:34:58Love sucks.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:04I think we've had enough.
00:35:08How about we head back to my place?
00:35:13Fabulous.
00:35:15Cool.
00:35:16Easy.
00:35:45A lot of good, you hear me?
00:35:47Wow.
00:35:48Yeah.
00:35:48Wow.
00:35:49Oh, wow.
00:35:53Wow.
00:35:53Oh.
00:35:54Wow.
00:35:54Wow.
00:35:56Wow.
00:35:56Wow.
00:35:56Wow.
00:35:57Wow.
00:35:58Wow.
00:35:59Wow.
00:35:59I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:19Nah, I'm sorry.
00:36:20I've been aloof.
00:36:21Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:22You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:24No, that's OK.
00:36:25Just life.
00:36:26Is it Leanne?
00:36:27I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:29You know, her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:33I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:35Well, when I was out and about this morning,
00:36:37I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:41It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:43No way.
00:36:44She would never.
00:36:45He's a knob.
00:36:47Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:53I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:36:59I think she's not there.
00:38:51She can handle herself.
00:38:53Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:56Asher.
00:38:57Look at the loser.
00:38:58It's all embarrassing.
00:39:02Fucking prick.
00:39:04Come here.
00:39:04Come on.
00:39:09Come on.
00:39:09Come on.
00:39:12Come on.
00:40:45You're fired.
00:40:47You can't fire me.
00:40:48I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:51I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:53You can't.
00:40:54She'll sue.
00:40:56Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:00And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:03Yeah.
00:41:11Shit.
00:41:12Shit.
00:41:13Shit.
00:41:14Shit.
00:41:15Shit.
00:41:16Shit.
00:41:17Shit.
00:41:47Shit.
00:42:17Shit.
00:42:24Shit.
00:42:29Shit.
00:42:32Shit.
00:42:37Shit.
00:42:40Shit.
00:42:45Shit.
00:42:51Hey, Eric.
00:42:53Thinking about you.
00:42:56When do you want to hook up?
00:42:59How about a hotel this time?
00:43:03We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:09Love, her friend with benefits, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:15XO, XO.
00:43:19When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:26I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:28Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:30I don't know.
00:43:31I didn't send it.
00:43:33You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:41I'm going to be so stupid.
00:43:42I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:45Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:47You're my lover.
00:43:48You're my best friend.
00:43:50Leigh-Anne.
00:43:54I am not a cheater.
00:43:55I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up
00:43:59over this, then fine.
00:44:04I do.
00:44:07Kate.
00:44:11Kate.
00:44:12Kate.
00:44:14Kate.
00:44:15Tell her part.
00:44:17It's good.
00:44:18— Peter you Saw.
00:44:39God for the next week.
00:44:41I will, I will, I will!
00:44:59Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:45:02Or both. Thoughts?
00:45:07Please, don't marry her.
00:45:10You don't love her.
00:45:11You're rebounding.
00:45:19I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids.
00:45:21Thoughts?
00:45:24A string quartet instead of a jazz trio.
00:45:26Thoughts?
00:45:30They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:34Thoughts?
00:45:41See your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:52I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:57Did you know that?
00:45:58It's crazy.
00:45:59Oh my god.
00:46:01Did you get my messages?
00:46:02You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome. I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman. Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:16Sure.
00:46:17Thanks.
00:46:18Thanks.
00:46:18Thanks.
00:46:19Thanks.
00:46:19Thanks.
00:46:20Thanks.
00:46:20Beth.
00:46:21Beth, you have got to go.
00:46:21You have got to end this friendship.
00:46:22once and for a while.
00:46:23You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome.
00:46:25I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman. Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:29Sure.
00:46:30Thanks.
00:46:31Thanks.
00:46:32Thanks.
00:46:33Thanks.
00:46:34Thanks.
00:46:36Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:53You are gone, Leanne Lamont. Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again. Ever.
00:47:17Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now.
00:47:22Wait. What?
00:47:24Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:29Who's the source?
00:47:31Oh, my God. Why would she do this?
00:47:38Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:42No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:44You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:50But you never speak to me again. So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:57Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:01It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.
00:48:05You're toxic, Asha. Nobody will touch you. So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:12Asha?
00:48:22You bitch.
00:48:23What?
00:48:24You jealous bitch.
00:48:25What are you doing? What are you...
00:48:27What are you doing? What are you...
00:48:29I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday. So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:34Honey?
00:48:35What are you talking about? I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:40Well, job well done.
00:48:41Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:43Stay away from me.
00:48:46Asha, if you're one of my best friends...
00:48:49We are not friends.
00:48:51Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:54Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me. Don't look at me.
00:48:59You are dead to me.
00:49:05You are dead to me.
00:49:29There not currently or no other off.
00:49:31If you have a devoted sister.
00:49:32I still tells you.
00:49:33Except Ni is great.
00:49:34You are dead to me.
00:49:35Asha is good.
00:49:37But if you need something for us.
00:49:44A place is a place is ruined.
00:49:47You are dead to me.
00:49:54You are dead to me.
00:51:56Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:52:11I didn't write this.
00:52:13Heliotrope purple.
00:52:21It was Beth.
00:52:28Heliotrope purple.
00:52:29It was Beth.
00:52:34She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:37Oh my God.
00:52:38Wedding's on Saturday.
00:52:40I have to warn him.
00:52:41Come on, come on, come on.
00:52:44Come on, come on.
00:52:44Sure.
00:52:46Okay.
00:52:48Come on.
00:52:54Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:56Beth?
00:52:57Beth?
00:53:09Beth?
00:53:09Beth?
00:53:09Oh, yes.
00:53:39Oh, God, yes.
00:54:09Oh, my God, she's insane.
00:54:30What are you doing here?
00:54:34Beth, you set me up.
00:54:39You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:43I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:47And I won.
00:54:50You stay away from me.
00:54:53You're insane.
00:54:57I'll scream.
00:54:58Nobody will hear you.
00:55:05Can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:09I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:14I promise, Beth.
00:55:16Okay?
00:55:18You and Asher are...
00:55:19You're a great couple.
00:55:22He loves you.
00:55:23Why don't I just go away?
00:55:28I'll move.
00:55:30I'll quit my job.
00:55:31Just...
00:55:32Please.
00:55:34Beth.
00:55:35Don't hurt me.
00:55:37Okay?
00:55:39I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:43But you've got to go.
00:55:44I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:54But you've got to go.
00:55:56No!
00:55:56No!
00:55:56No!
00:55:57No!
00:55:57I can't...
00:55:59No!
00:56:11No!
00:56:20No!
00:56:21Oh, my God.
00:56:51Don't bother.
00:57:12That pipe's in there good.
00:57:14You're not going anywhere.
00:57:18You're crazy.
00:57:20You're never getting away with it.
00:57:22Oh, but I will.
00:57:24See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:26And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:28And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:32I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:40You bitch.
00:57:42You bitch!
00:57:43Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:50Toodles!
00:57:51Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:56Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:58Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:00Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:02Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:04Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:06Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:08Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:10Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:12Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:14Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:16Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:17Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:19Oh, my God.
00:58:49Oh, my God.
00:59:19Oh, my God.
00:59:49Oh, my God.
01:00:19What are you doing here?
01:00:22Keep going fast.
01:00:24What's going on, Beth?
01:00:25Security, take this woman away.
01:00:28She's clearly deranged.
01:00:29Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:31We are gathered here today.
01:00:32Let's go finish it.
01:00:33Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:41What?
01:00:42It's completely absurd.
01:00:46Is this true?
01:00:47She's crazy.
01:00:48Security!
01:00:51She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:58Asher, you love me.
01:00:59We're getting married today.
01:01:00Go, go, go!
01:01:01Go away, you crazy bitch, from ruining everything!
01:01:12Go away, you crazy bitch, from ruining everything!
01:01:16Beth, how could you?
01:01:18I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:20Get off me.
01:01:26I will kill you.
01:01:27I will kill you!
01:01:29Don't!
01:01:30Get off me!
01:01:33Hey!
01:01:34No!
01:01:35No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:39I, Beth, why won't you take me?
01:01:42Asher, I'll tell you, you're laughing if you have a decline!
01:01:47Hey.
01:01:49You okay?
01:01:51Yeah, I think so.
01:01:53Come on.
01:01:54Okay.
01:01:55Good.
01:01:56God.
01:01:57Did someone grab a chair?
01:02:01You okay?
01:02:03Yeah, I think so.
01:02:05Come on.
01:02:06Okay.
01:02:07Good.
01:02:08God.
01:02:09Someone grab a chair.
01:02:15Babe.
01:02:17Hey.
01:02:17Wake up, babe.
01:02:19Baby, wake up.
01:02:20Baby.
01:02:21Hey, wake up.
01:02:22Wake up, baby.
01:02:24Leanne.
01:02:27Asher.
01:02:27Yes, it's me.
01:02:29And it's all over.
01:02:36I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:38I'm more sorry.
01:02:40You saved me.
01:02:41You're my hero.
01:02:47Sure, I love you.
01:02:50I love you, Leanne.
01:02:57Let me help you.
01:02:58Uh, but, before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:10Will you marry me?
01:03:19Will you marry me?
01:03:22Yes.
01:03:23Yes.
01:03:24Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:25They say that sex ruins everything, but sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:38You're my hero.
01:03:39I mean, I love you.
01:03:39I love you.
01:03:41Yeah.
01:03:43I love you.
01:03:43You love me, Leanne.
01:03:43I know what's wrong there.
01:03:44How about you, Leanne.
01:03:44You
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