- 5 months ago
Situationship With My Billionaire Friend
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00:00:00oh my god she's insane what are you doing here
00:00:14you set me up you stay away from me you're insane
00:00:24can't let you ruin my wedding with Leanne you and Asher heard you're a great
00:00:31couple I'm sorry Leanne
00:00:36but you've got to go they say that sex ruins everything
00:00:45and sometimes they're right how's that baby awesome
00:01:00we done here yeah I think I did my job
00:01:03are we done here yeah you're the best you were amazing was it good for you awesome
00:01:23what's your name again
00:01:24Leanne we need to talk what I'm breaking up with you
00:01:34to me you are breaking up with me I mean I'm breaking up with you
00:01:40this isn't working out goodbye Leanne
00:01:46I can't do this anymore what do you mean you were breaking up with me
00:01:49I mean I'm breaking up with you this isn't working out but but take care Monique
00:02:03what am I doing
00:02:04so I tell her dude that's not a pickle that's an okra like seriously
00:02:21so she goes totally bonkers on my brother I mean I don't even know what I saw in him in the first
00:02:26place
00:02:29how about you and I and you just excuse me for a moment be right back
00:02:38so I was thinking how about we get out of here and go back to my place sorry uh I'll be right back
00:02:54oh damn it
00:03:02I'm so sorry oh my god
00:03:07asher yeah what are you doing oh you're drowning my sorrows you
00:03:13do you want to grab a drink
00:03:14how did I ever lose touch with my undergrad bff uh life I guess we should vow to never let that happen
00:03:28again can you swear thank you friends forever stop doing that
00:03:38we should vow to never let that happen again peace right thank you swear friends forever stop doing that
00:03:46oh what about work I actually just started a new job I'm doing marketing at genguard small world they're our biggest client
00:04:02no way wait what do you do I work at a software development startup
00:04:08hey
00:04:10hey
00:04:11what's cool
00:04:18what about your love life
00:04:20what what about your love life
00:04:23oh my god years of bad sex with jerks
00:04:27a lifetime of one night stands with shallow women
00:04:30cheers mate
00:04:31how about we
00:04:38stop it no hey we're friends well if you ever do on an earth-shattering orgasm i'm your man
00:04:47sex ruins everything yeah i suppose you're right
00:04:51all right i'll be your wing woman though you're now your wing men
00:05:10see you
00:05:13I can't remember the last time I had this much
00:05:43I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard
00:05:46I think I peed myself a little bit
00:05:50I have that effect on Whitman
00:05:52I forgot how pretty you are
00:05:59Thanks
00:06:00I think
00:06:02Let's never lose touch again
00:06:11Friends forever?
00:06:13Friends forever
00:06:15Friends forever?
00:06:17Friends forever?
00:06:19Friends forever?
00:06:20Friends forever?
00:06:22Friends forever?
00:06:26Friends forever?
00:06:28Friends forever?
00:06:30Friends forever?
00:06:32Friends forever?
00:06:34Friends forever?
00:06:38Friends forever?
00:06:40Friends forever?
00:06:42Friends forever?
00:06:44Friends forever?
00:06:48Friends forever?
00:06:50Friends forever?
00:06:52Friends forever?
00:06:54Friends forever?
00:06:56Friends forever?
00:06:58Friends forever?
00:07:00Friends forever?
00:07:02Oh, my God.
00:07:32Oh, my God, what are you doing here?
00:07:51I don't know.
00:07:51What am I doing here?
00:07:53Oh, my head.
00:07:55My head.
00:07:57Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:02Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:08What?
00:08:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:10Bad idea.
00:08:11What?
00:08:12Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:14Why?
00:08:17Because.
00:08:18Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:22Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:24I suppose you're right.
00:08:28But still.
00:08:29But still.
00:08:33I have a proposition.
00:08:36What?
00:08:37Friends with benefits.
00:08:40Sex without strings.
00:08:43You do you, I do me.
00:08:46And we do each other.
00:08:47Interesting.
00:08:59Okay, sold.
00:09:03Wanted benefits.
00:09:04And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:32Asher.
00:09:38Hello, ladies.
00:09:40Asher?
00:09:44You two know each other?
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:48We know each other from college.
00:09:51He's one of my best friends.
00:09:53What are you doing here?
00:09:54He's here to see my father.
00:09:56Wait, what?
00:09:57Daddy owns the company.
00:09:58I know.
00:10:00I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:03He's worth billions.
00:10:05And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:07I've been busy since college.
00:10:09Clearly.
00:10:11Listen, I've got to run, but talk to you later?
00:10:16Sure.
00:10:17Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:18You too.
00:10:19Oh, what a man.
00:10:35What's this?
00:10:37I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract.
00:10:40A contract?
00:10:41It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:44Okay.
00:10:46Article 1.
00:10:47Nobody knows.
00:10:48It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:50Good point.
00:10:52Article 2.
00:10:53We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:58Article 3.
00:11:00Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:02Agreed.
00:11:04Article 4.
00:11:06No lies.
00:11:08No lies.
00:11:09Article 5.
00:11:14Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:19I don't like that one.
00:11:22Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:26Fine.
00:11:29And finally.
00:11:34Friends first.
00:11:37Friends first.
00:11:39Let's see.
00:11:48Let's see.
00:11:49Let's see.
00:11:51Let's see.
00:12:55Will you go out with me?
00:12:58What?
00:12:59On a date.
00:13:01Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:03A real one.
00:13:05No.
00:13:11What?
00:13:11I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:16Forget the contract.
00:13:17No, friends first.
00:13:19Remember?
00:13:21Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:23Usher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:40Come on.
00:13:45Friends first.
00:13:46Friends first.
00:13:53Friends first.
00:14:03So is he at seven tonight?
00:14:05Yes, she will.
00:14:17Oh my God, are you kidding me?
00:14:20He asked me out.
00:14:21He asked me out.
00:14:23Breathe, Beth.
00:14:24Breathe.
00:14:25I've been crushing on you for so long.
00:14:28On Asher?
00:14:29Yes.
00:14:30He asked you out?
00:14:31Yes.
00:14:32On a date?
00:14:33Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:35Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:36Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:38You can give me some tips.
00:14:40Oh.
00:14:40Um, yeah, okay.
00:14:45I gotta go.
00:14:46I'm getting a money-pedi ready for the big fight.
00:14:48I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:52Bye.
00:15:02Where was he born?
00:15:03Philadelphia.
00:15:05Philadelphia.
00:15:06Uh, favorite food?
00:15:07Um, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:14Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:17I like your pen.
00:15:18I've never seen that color before.
00:15:20Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:22It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:24Cool.
00:15:25What about sports?
00:15:29Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:31On your date.
00:15:32I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man
00:15:34and he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:37Uh, marry.
00:15:40You got a problem with that?
00:15:47Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:50Me and Asher?
00:15:54No.
00:15:55No, no, no.
00:15:55Never.
00:15:56He's...
00:15:57We're friends.
00:15:59We're best friends.
00:16:01Good.
00:16:02By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:04Where'd you get it?
00:16:05Oh, masons on third.
00:16:07Super cute.
00:16:09Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:10Uh, siblings?
00:16:15And being an only child.
00:16:17I was an only child as well.
00:16:19Really?
00:16:20Cool.
00:16:22Anyhow, being an only child,
00:16:23my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:25I was born in Philly.
00:16:28Shut up.
00:16:29It's my favorite city.
00:16:31Where was the school?
00:16:34Um, I...
00:16:36Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:40Mm-hmm.
00:16:44How about we, um,
00:16:46share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:48That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:54I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:01I had a wonderful time.
00:17:04I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:07That would be great.
00:17:10Good night.
00:17:11Oh, my.
00:17:15Okay, thank you.
00:17:19Listen.
00:17:21I should really head out.
00:17:25Uh, take care.
00:17:26Why don't you come up?
00:17:29And I will fuck you.
00:17:31It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:33Oh.
00:17:33Oh.
00:17:34Oh.
00:17:36Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:38Why?
00:17:40Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:44I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:46No, no, no.
00:17:47It, it, uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:48It's just...
00:17:50Sex ruins everything.
00:17:53Let's wait.
00:17:55So it can be perfect.
00:17:58Yeah?
00:18:01Yes.
00:18:02Yes.
00:18:06Okay.
00:18:07Toodles.
00:18:08Beth?
00:18:16It was nice.
00:18:18We have a lot in common.
00:18:22Are you...
00:18:23jealous?
00:18:26No.
00:18:30Did you, um...
00:18:31Did you sleep together?
00:18:35No.
00:18:36But not for a lack of a trying.
00:18:38Beth?
00:18:39Beth?
00:18:39She's an animal.
00:18:42Oh.
00:18:43God.
00:18:43God.
00:18:44Stop it.
00:18:45Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:48Not for Beth.
00:18:49You don't.
00:18:50Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:52I want to wait.
00:18:53Just in case she is the one.
00:18:56You never know.
00:18:58I want to get off on the right foot.
00:18:59I'm never getting married.
00:19:06I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:12Oh.
00:19:15You do you.
00:19:17To each his own.
00:19:18Agreed.
00:19:19Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:21Maybe.
00:19:21Give it back.
00:19:22Give it back.
00:19:23Come on.
00:19:24Mm-mm.
00:19:24It's not fair.
00:19:25Mm.
00:19:26Mm.
00:19:27It's my strawberry.
00:19:28All right.
00:19:31Mm.
00:19:32Mm.
00:19:34That was rude.
00:19:36That was rude.
00:19:54Yeah.
00:19:55What?
00:20:03I don't know.
00:20:03I don't know.
00:20:04Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:12You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:16True love does not exist.
00:20:18You will only get hurt.
00:20:20He is your friend.
00:20:22Don't blow it.
00:20:24Friendship first.
00:20:26Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:29You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:32True love does not exist.
00:20:34You will only get hurt.
00:20:36He is your friend.
00:20:37Don't blow it.
00:20:41Friendship first.
00:20:43Leanne Lamont.
00:21:04Hey.
00:21:15Shit.
00:21:17I'm so sorry.
00:21:18My bad.
00:21:19My fault.
00:21:21Hang on.
00:21:21You got a tissue.
00:21:29Here.
00:21:30Let me.
00:21:30Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:32Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:33Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:36Hey, Asher.
00:21:38Eric.
00:21:39Well, see you guys later.
00:21:48Here.
00:21:53I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:55I'm Eric.
00:21:56Eric.
00:21:56That was fun.
00:22:07Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:13Both.
00:22:13Okay.
00:22:14You gotta watch out for him.
00:22:15He's a player.
00:22:17So what?
00:22:19Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:20No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:24Oh, my God.
00:22:26Are you jealous?
00:22:28No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:29Why would I be jealous?
00:22:30We're friends with benefits.
00:22:32Remember?
00:22:34Yeah.
00:22:36You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:37Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:39You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:44I can handle myself.
00:22:46Yeah, fine.
00:22:48Be that way.
00:22:52You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:56Maybe we need to end this...
00:22:59arrangement.
00:23:01Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:10Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:14Maybe I will.
00:23:16Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:18Yes.
00:23:27Flubs for Mrs. Leigh Lehmann.
00:23:29That's me.
00:23:30Oh, my God.
00:23:36I'm Eric.
00:23:43What are you doing here?
00:23:46Had a meeting with best dad.
00:23:50Mr. Merrick?
00:23:52Yes.
00:23:56They're nice.
00:24:01Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:06I was out of line.
00:24:07No.
00:24:09No, I was out of line.
00:24:14I'm so sorry.
00:24:16I got the slap.
00:24:18Oh, my God.
00:24:19Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:25Friends forever?
00:24:28Friends forever.
00:24:33Dinner later?
00:24:35Sounds awesome.
00:24:36Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:57Oh, it's just...
00:24:59I'm just so happy.
00:25:03You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:07I think he could be the one.
00:25:10Oh.
00:25:11I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:13You've only just started dating.
00:25:15Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:25Yeah.
00:25:27That's us.
00:25:28You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:34He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:37I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:42Oh.
00:25:43No.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45I just want him to be happy.
00:25:47By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:49It's so unique.
00:25:51What color is it?
00:25:53Paris pink.
00:25:54I love it.
00:25:56Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:58Toodles.
00:25:58Why are you so down?
00:26:09What's wrong?
00:26:12Nothing.
00:26:14Famous last words.
00:26:16Is it...
00:26:17Eric?
00:26:19Of course not.
00:26:20How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:23She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:26Yeah, you never know.
00:26:28Give me your hand.
00:26:32I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:34Come on.
00:26:35Okay.
00:26:36Okay.
00:26:37Okay.
00:26:38This is your lifeline.
00:26:41It's long.
00:26:42So you have a nice, long life.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:46This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:49Mm-hmm.
00:26:50And...
00:26:51Looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:58And this is your loveline.
00:27:01So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:06But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:09You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:34Great idea.
00:27:35And it's your lifeline.
00:27:43Obviously, I don't.
00:27:45But I can't grasp.
00:27:47It's your heart.
00:27:48I'm stressed, isn't it?
00:27:49No, I don't.
00:27:51But I can't see you.
00:27:52I can't see you.
00:27:53I don't know.
00:27:55And I ain't in love.
00:27:56I can't see it.
00:27:57I can't see you.
00:27:57I can't see you.
00:27:59I can't see you.
00:27:59And I can't see you.
00:28:00報en gibi.
00:28:01And it's your living then.
00:28:02I can't see you.
00:28:03Looks like we had fun last night
00:28:33Do you have a key?
00:29:01Nice trick
00:29:05Right?
00:29:06Yeah
00:29:08Who is that?
00:29:11I have no idea
00:29:13Hello!
00:29:15Your front door was unlocked
00:29:17My front door!
00:29:21Nice
00:29:31How could you?
00:29:35Beth!
00:29:39Wait!
00:29:40Beth!
00:29:41Fuck!
00:29:42What have I done?
00:29:44What do you mean what have you done?
00:29:47Beth!
00:29:48It's not what it looks like!
00:29:59Hey!
00:30:00What are you doing?
00:30:01I'm leaving
00:30:02I'm getting dressed
00:30:03I'm going
00:30:04I'm feeling kind of yucky
00:30:05I'm sorry
00:30:06Okay?
00:30:07You didn't do anything
00:30:08It was me
00:30:09I fucked up
00:30:10You said it wasn't serious
00:30:11It wasn't
00:30:12It isn't
00:30:13It doesn't matter
00:30:14I fucked up
00:30:15It is
00:30:16It was
00:30:17I fucked it up
00:30:18Okay?
00:30:19I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing
00:30:24Yeah
00:30:29Yeah
00:30:30Yeah
00:30:36Hence first?
00:30:42Hence first
00:30:43Hence first
00:30:54Hey Beth
00:30:58Hey Beth
00:30:59Go away
00:31:05I need to talk to you
00:31:08I fire her
00:31:09Except daddy said we'd get sued
00:31:11You on the other hand
00:31:13I don't want to speak to you ever again
00:31:15No no no
00:31:16It's not what you think okay?
00:31:17It was a stupid game
00:31:18Friends with benefits
00:31:19But it's over now
00:31:20Okay?
00:31:21I promise
00:31:24Do you love her?
00:31:29Of course not
00:31:31Okay?
00:31:32She means nothing to me
00:31:35Really?
00:31:37Hey
00:31:38I want to see what happens between us
00:31:40You and me
00:31:43Please
00:31:44Give me another chance
00:31:52I suppose
00:31:53Okay
00:31:58Okay
00:32:00Okay
00:32:04Leigh-Anne, it's me again
00:32:07Don't know why you're avoiding me
00:32:08I'm so confused
00:32:09Friends forever
00:32:10Remember?
00:32:11Leanne, it's me again. Don't know why you're avoiding me. I'm so confused. Friends forever, remember?
00:32:24Eric. Hi. I'm sorry if it's been a while. I know I've been out of touch, but I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:41Asher? Asher, it's me. I haven't heard from you in like four hours. What's going on? Are you with Leanne? Call me.
00:33:04Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:09If you ever want to be friends again, you'll know where to find me.
00:33:35It's Eric. Leave a message.
00:33:36Hey, Eric. Um, I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:46Asher? Asher, where are you? Why won't you call me back? I know you're with her. You lied to me!
00:33:55Okay, miss you. Call me. Bye.
00:33:58Beth, I got your 35 messages. Um, listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:16I'll call you when I can.
00:34:17Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe. Slow down.
00:34:22Hey, hey, hey, babe, slow down.
00:34:52To love, wait, love sucks.
00:35:00Okay, I think we've had enough.
00:35:08How about we head back to my place?
00:35:13Fabulous.
00:35:17Easy.
00:35:22A lot of goodies, isn't it?
00:35:50I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:19Nah, I'm sorry.
00:36:20I've been aloof.
00:36:21Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:22You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:24No, that's okay.
00:36:25Just life.
00:36:26Is it Leanne?
00:36:27I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:30You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:33I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:35Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:40It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:43No way.
00:36:44She would never.
00:36:45He's a knob.
00:36:46He's a knob.
00:36:47Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:53I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:36:56Yes.
00:36:57Yes.
00:36:58Yes.
00:36:59Yes.
00:37:01Over here.
00:37:02.
00:37:03.
00:37:08value,
00:37:12in Mentre,
00:37:13Moira Always
00:37:14ele,
00:37:15PhD.
00:38:45Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:49Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:51She can handle herself.
00:38:54Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:55Everyone!
00:38:56Asher.
00:38:57Look at the loser.
00:38:58So embarrassing.
00:39:02Fucking prick.
00:39:04Come here.
00:39:04Come on.
00:39:09Come on.
00:39:09Come on.
00:39:14Come on.
00:39:15Come on.
00:40:47You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:52I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:54You can't. She'll sue.
00:40:58Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:01And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:04Yeah.
00:41:08Shit.
00:41:38Shit.
00:42:08Shit.
00:42:38Shit.
00:42:40Shit.
00:42:42Shit.
00:42:43Shit.
00:42:45Shit.
00:42:52Hey, Eric.
00:42:55Thinking about you, when do you want to hook up?
00:43:00How about a hotel this time?
00:43:04We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:10Love, her friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:15XO, XO.
00:43:20When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:26I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:29Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:31I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:34You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:41I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:43I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:46Why would I cheat on you? You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:43:51Clearly not.
00:43:55I am not a cheater.
00:43:57I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:04I do.
00:44:12Kate.
00:44:12Kate.
00:44:13I'know.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:22I will, I will, I will!
00:44:52Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert, or both.
00:45:03Thoughts?
00:45:07Please, don't marry her.
00:45:10You don't love her.
00:45:12You're rebounding.
00:45:19I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids.
00:45:22Thoughts?
00:45:24A string quartet instead of a jazz trio.
00:45:27Thoughts?
00:45:30They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:34Thoughts?
00:45:37Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:52I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:57Did you know that?
00:45:58It's crazy.
00:45:59Oh my god.
00:46:01Hello!
00:46:02Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:08You're gonna love the photographer.
00:46:11He's awesome.
00:46:12I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you, and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:15Could you run down and grab him?
00:46:16Sure.
00:46:17Thanks.
00:46:42Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:58Okay.
00:47:02You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:05Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:47:09Ever.
00:47:12Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:21Effective now.
00:47:23Wait, what?
00:47:26Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:31Who's the source?
00:47:36Oh my God.
00:47:38Why would she do this?
00:47:39Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:43No, it's not true.
00:47:45This will ruin me.
00:47:45You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:51But you never speak to me again.
00:47:53So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:57Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:01It doesn't matter at this point.
00:48:03It's already in the trades.
00:48:06You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:08Nobody will touch you.
00:48:10So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:12Asha?
00:48:22You bitch.
00:48:24What?
00:48:25You jealous bitch.
00:48:27What are you doing?
00:48:29What are you...
00:48:29I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:31So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:34Honey?
00:48:36What are you talking about?
00:48:37I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:40Well, job well done.
00:48:41Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:43Stay away from me.
00:48:46Asha, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:49We are not friends.
00:48:52Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:54Stay away from me.
00:48:55Don't contact me.
00:48:57Don't speak to me.
00:48:58Don't look at me.
00:48:59Yeah.
00:48:59Yeah.
00:48:59You are dead to me.
00:49:06You are dead to me.
00:49:29You are dead to me.
00:49:54You are dead to me.
00:51:55Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:52:11I didn't write this.
00:52:13Heliotrope purple.
00:52:21It was Beth.
00:52:28Heliotrope purple.
00:52:29It was Beth.
00:52:34She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:37Oh my God.
00:52:39Huntington's had her day.
00:52:40I have to warn him.
00:52:41Come on.
00:52:44Come on, come on.
00:52:44Sure.
00:52:46Okay.
00:52:48Come on.
00:52:54Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:56Beth.
00:52:57Beth?
00:53:09Bess?
00:53:39Bess?
00:54:09Oh my god, she's insane.
00:54:29What are you doing here?
00:54:33Bess, you set me up.
00:54:38You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:42I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:47And I won.
00:54:50You stay away from me.
00:54:52You're insane.
00:54:57I'll scream.
00:54:58Nobody will hear you.
00:55:05Can't let you ruin my wedding.
00:55:08Leanne.
00:55:12I'm not gonna ruin your wedding.
00:55:14I promise, Beth.
00:55:16Okay?
00:55:17You and Asher, or...
00:55:19You're a great couple.
00:55:21He loves you.
00:55:23Why don't I just go away?
00:55:27I'll move.
00:55:29I'll quit my job.
00:55:30Just...
00:55:31Please.
00:55:32Beth.
00:55:33Don't hurt me.
00:55:35Okay?
00:55:36Okay?
00:55:37I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:39But you've gotta go.
00:55:42I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:43But you've gotta go.
00:55:44I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:45But you've gotta go.
00:55:47I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:48I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:49I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:50You've gotta go.
00:55:53But you've got to go.
00:56:23You've got to go.
00:56:53Don't bother.
00:57:12That pipe's in there good.
00:57:14You're not going anywhere.
00:57:18You're crazy.
00:57:20You're never getting away with this.
00:57:22Oh, but I will.
00:57:24See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:26And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:28And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:32I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:40You bitch.
00:57:42You bitch!
00:57:44Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:48I knowEl Abs.
00:57:49I know.
00:57:50And I'm going to�d.
00:57:52Toodles!
00:57:53Bye, c'mon.
00:57:54And I'm ready to the water.
00:57:55I'll see.
00:57:56Bye now.
00:57:57Bye now.
00:57:58Bye now.
00:57:58Bye now.
00:57:59Bye now.
00:58:00We'll see you again.
00:58:06Bye now.
00:58:07Bye now.
00:58:08Bye now.
00:58:09Bye now.
00:58:09Bye.
00:58:10Bye now.
00:58:18I don't know.
00:58:48I don't know.
00:59:18I don't know.
00:59:48I don't know.
01:00:18What are you doing here?
01:00:22Keep going fast.
01:00:24What's going on, Beth?
01:00:25Security, take this woman away.
01:00:28She's clearly deranged.
01:00:29Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:31We are gathered here today.
01:00:32Let's go finish it.
01:00:33Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me,
01:00:38on which she forged my signature.
01:00:41What?
01:00:42It's completely absurd.
01:00:46Is this true?
01:00:47She's crazy.
01:00:49Security!
01:00:51She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:55Asher, you love me.
01:00:59We're getting married today.
01:01:01Go, go, go!
01:01:03Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:05You're ruining everything!
01:01:12Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:14You're ruining everything!
01:01:16Beth, how could you?
01:01:18I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:20Get off me!
01:01:26I will kill you.
01:01:27I will kill you!
01:01:29Get off me!
01:01:33Hey!
01:01:34No!
01:01:35No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:39I, Beth, why won't you take me?
01:01:42Asher, I don't know if you're not going to be blind!
01:01:47Hey.
01:01:49You okay?
01:01:51Yeah, I think so.
01:01:54Okay.
01:01:55God.
01:01:56God.
01:01:57Someone grab a chair.
01:02:01You okay?
01:02:03Yeah, I think so.
01:02:06Okay.
01:02:07God.
01:02:08God.
01:02:09Someone grab a chair.
01:02:12God.
01:02:15Babe.
01:02:17Hey.
01:02:18Wake up, babe.
01:02:19Baby, wake up.
01:02:20Baby.
01:02:21Hey, wake up.
01:02:22Wake up, baby.
01:02:24Leanne.
01:02:25Oh.
01:02:27Asher.
01:02:27Yes, it's me.
01:02:29And it's all over.
01:02:36I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:38I'm more sorry.
01:02:40You saved me.
01:02:42You're my hero.
01:02:47Sure, I love you.
01:02:50I love you, Leanne.
01:02:57Let me help you.
01:02:59Come on.
01:02:59Uh, but, before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:17Will you marry me?
01:03:19Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03:25Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:28Yes, yes.
01:03:29They say that sex ruins everything, but sometimes it makes everything better.
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