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00:00Oh, oh, now we're talking

00:02A bit overzealous, but very effective

00:07Hello, who is this?

00:15I can't hear a word you're saying

00:18Howell?

00:22No, fucking forget it

00:23Postpone the wedding, or the owl gets it

00:26Just to be clear

00:29We're not actually killing the owl

00:31I'll kill you before I kill the owl

00:34Oh, sorry

00:37Excuse you

00:38You look like a man who knows how to enjoy himself

00:42You got that right

00:44We're men of means, we're men of the world

00:46What say we find ourselves a couple of companions

00:49For the rest of the evening?

00:52Unfortunately, Rory

00:53All stairs are behind me

00:56Oh

00:56I've met a wonderful woman and I'm getting itched

00:59Yeah, well

01:01What the eye doesn't see

01:03The heart can't mourn

01:06Oh, no

01:08No?

01:09No, no, no, no, no

01:10What happens when Holly stays in Holly?

01:13Definitely it's a fucking catch

01:14Is she?

01:15Oh, yeah, let me tell you

01:16Amazing, in the bedroom

01:19Oh

01:19What she can do with her tongue

01:21Yes

01:22I speak laws against

01:23Yeah

01:26So apart from the occasional condom, wank

01:28I'm a one-woman man

01:32What?

01:35After the phone

01:36Oh, I will

01:37See you

01:38Sorry, lads, I've tried everything

01:43But there's no chance he's cheating on Mrs. B

01:45He is smitten, this lad

01:46We saw

01:47What are you so smiling for?

01:49Look at his face

01:49Look at his little face

01:50You don't know, do you?

01:51No

01:52Excellent work, fella

01:56Go, Ashley

01:59You got me my venue

02:04I hope you have the most wonderful day

02:08Release

02:13The hounds

02:15Spend your love like a fever

02:17Hey

02:17Fabulous money-making, capable

02:22Have you ever flown

02:23Come Fly?

02:25No

02:26The people on that airline

02:27It's like a Rochdale nightclub

02:29We're throwing out time

02:30Hideously ugly people

02:32Going on endos

02:33And lads weekends

02:34Mick the builder

02:35With his tots

02:37And his big-tick

02:38Girl thing

02:39Haven't got three brain cells

02:41Between them

02:41Come Fly

02:43Taking hideously dumb chaps

02:44Abroad since 1982

02:46Awesome

02:47Awesome

02:48Fly

02:49Fly

02:50Fly

02:51A prominent PR mogul

02:52Has resigned today

02:53After making a series

02:54Of disparaging remarks

02:56About the customers

02:57Of one of his biggest clients

02:59Earlier today

03:00A private conversation

03:01Was published

03:02In which Kenton-Haldwin

03:03Made a series of shocking comments

03:05About customers

03:06Of the present

03:07I never came down

03:11Slash your whole life

03:14As a fever

03:14Smash your love like a fever

03:18Smash your love like a fever

03:21Smash your love like a fever

03:25I hope me duck

03:31Here I am

03:33Guess where?

03:34Ireland

03:34With my wife

03:35Carol

03:35She wants to show me

03:36Where she grew up

03:37And she says

03:38We might even meet a leprechaun

03:39If we're lucky

03:39Oh yeah

03:40We'll probably see some leprechauns

03:41But they'll probably be

03:42Cobbling their shoes

03:43Cobbling their little boots

03:44Oh is it a joke?

03:46Anyway

03:46I love you man

03:47And er

03:48Don't die of everything

03:49He's a fucking heartbreaker

03:53Do you think then?

04:01I think you've done a good job

04:02I am concerned your dad might not approve

04:06With your career choices

04:07Oh fuck him

04:08My dad's a cunt

04:09You have a lot more in common with him

04:11Than you know

04:12Oh my god

04:15What the fuck?

04:21Oh

04:22Just sorry

04:23Hang on a minute

04:24Be back

04:25Davey

04:33Not me Gavner

04:35Davey what the fuck are you doing man?

04:37Now the name is Alfred

04:40Alfred Barnard

04:42How are you going to afford this?

04:49Therein lies a very cunning plan

04:51Which involves me going for four days

04:53To Dusseldorf

04:54You are here for the bukkake?

04:56Yeah right

04:57What's the worst that could happen?

04:59No no no no no

05:00You didn't take the insurance?

05:02No

05:02You mentioned bukkake one more fucking time

05:06Fingering fish again

05:15Let's give the best goodbye

05:19To the beautiful man

05:21That was Dylan Golden

05:22Go and give your friend

05:24A fantastic send off

05:25The funeral he would have wanted

05:27Come on let's have it

05:29Scream if you want to go faster

05:30Oh fuck

05:39Oh fuck

05:44Oh fuck

05:45Oh fuck

05:46Oh fuck

05:47Kaki

05:47Stop wriggling dude

05:49I've got that leg

05:50Too young to die

05:58I'm never truly loved

05:59Yeah I'll learn to drive

06:01There was a blowout

06:02Sonny's going to be perilous

06:03He's going to have to live with Sugar's mum

06:05That is bad actually

06:07What we're drinking

06:08And a bad tasting man

06:09Oh fuck

06:10Oh fuck

06:11Oh fuck

06:12Oh fuck

06:13Oh fuck

06:14Oh fuck

06:15Sure could we just stop talking

06:16And concentrate on not dying

06:18Please

06:18Where are the ever loving

06:20Fucker Jim and Shirley

06:21Siri

06:29Take me to Calvertdale

06:31Directions to Calvary Sailing Club

06:34Stoke-on-Trent

06:35Calvertdale

06:36Calvertdale

06:38You cunty

06:39Cunty

06:40Cunt

06:40Playing country music songs

06:42From Spotify

06:43Oh for fuck's sake

06:45Here we are

06:46Here we are

06:47Guys

06:48It's Jim and Shirley

06:49Hey

06:50Hey

06:50Oh fuck

07:00Hurry up

07:04I don't know why you bother turning up.

07:11I could probably do this with my tractor.

07:12My tractor's a nox.

07:14My tractor's stronger than your tractor any day of the week.

07:16Your tractor's a lady tractor.

07:19Your tractor's a cunt.

07:20Your tractor's a cunt.

07:22Oi!

07:23Wallace and fucking vomit, then I move on.

07:26All right, get your fucking hair on.

07:28Come on.

07:30Come and hurry up.

07:31OK.

07:35We need to motor that pulling at the same time.

07:37I'll count this.

07:38We'll go on three.

07:39Ready?

07:40One, two.

07:43I never said three.

07:46Oh, shit.

07:47Oh.

07:50Oh.

07:51Oh.

07:52Oh.

07:53Oh.

07:54Oh.

07:55Oh.

07:56Oh.

07:57Oh.

07:58Oh.

07:59Oh.

08:00Oh.

08:01Oh.

08:02Oh.

08:03Oh.

08:03It's got some dragons over the edge.

08:05What the hell?

08:05I'm bailing.

08:07What?

08:07Oh.

08:16Oh, God.

08:17For God's sake.

08:22Oh.

08:23Oh.

08:23Look at how we slowed its fall.

08:25You might still be alive.

08:27Get some help.

08:29We're getting some help.

08:31Hold on.

08:31Hello, sir.

08:32Siri.

08:33I'm calling Martin Rescue.

08:34I'm calling Martin Riscay.

08:38For fuck's sake.

08:39The best things in life are free.

08:41Oh.

08:42But you can give them to the birds and bees.

08:45Oh.

08:46THEY CONFER

08:48THEY CONFER

08:50THEY CONFER

08:52THEY CONFER

08:54THEY CONFER

08:56THEY CONFER

08:58THEY CONFER

09:00Fucking hell!

09:02What the fuck are you doing?

09:04I'm omming.

09:06Coming? No, I'm not fucking coming!

09:08I'm omming and you've ruined it!

09:10It's a Hindu tradition. Supposed to help you.

09:12I don't know. Chakra summit.

09:14So it's true then.

09:16But they're all seen.

09:18You've gone weird. I haven't gone weird.

09:20I'm just trying to reflect a bit.

09:22That's all.

09:24We all nearly died that day, Vint.

09:26But there's still pigs to feed

09:28and shit to be shoveled.

09:30Come on. Taking you for a pint.

09:32I'm not going drinking. I've read about it.

09:34It just contributes to it all, doesn't it?

09:36Depression and...

09:38Fucking anxiety, isn't it?

09:40Fuck me. This is more serious

09:42than I thought.

09:48Look.

09:50I'm no counsel of him.

09:52But as that cunt out of Morgan Mindy's head

09:54when he got those little privileged twats

09:56to stand on death in that poetry film.

09:58Carpe.

10:00Diem.

10:02You'll be right. I'm just...

10:04Fuck me, man.

10:06My head. I don't know why it does it.

10:08It just...

10:10I get really sick of myself.

10:14And there's times where I just think,

10:16fuck it, you know?

10:18I wish for this sweet oblivion.

10:20And then I get to it and I just...

10:22You want to live?

10:26Yeah.

10:28Me too.

10:34And this is a year of book I get.

10:36Dude.

10:38What the fuck?

10:40We're in a good spot, guys. We're doing well.

10:42You know, there's no bloody McCann.

10:44He's dead. Bloody Manolito.

10:46He's fucked it as well.

10:47No one's trying to cut anyone's todger off.

10:49I say, we just go back to ways of old.

10:51You know what I mean?

10:52We grow the weed, sell the weed.

10:54The odd fucking job on the side.

10:55Take each day as it comes. Lovely.

10:57Why are you putting your hand up, dude?

11:01I've been talking with my wife and Carol.

11:04We were thinking that maybe it's time to quit while we're red.

11:09What the fuck? What do you mean?

11:11I mean that we're in a better place, me and her.

11:14And we're not getting any younger, Vin.

11:17And I want to get old with her without being not alive.

11:22He's got a point, Vin.

11:23And that coach, right, it's not the first time we've nearly been killed.

11:25Get over.

11:26I mean, alright.

11:27Give me another example of when we've nearly been killed.

11:30Come on.

11:31They were that town downstairs, weren't they?

11:32Big old Fatberg and that, you know.

11:34Blocking us in.

11:39Alright, the sewer's in a bloody coach.

11:41What else?

11:42The line.

11:43The line was dangerous.

11:45It was a fucking kid's caged.

11:4760-ish percent of the time it was caged.

11:50Alright, what about the time when Tilton's head came off?

11:52Fucking gang shooting us.

11:54Fuck you!

11:55Shit!

11:58Thinking about it, you know.

11:59We have been shot at on multitudinous occasions.

12:06Hey, hey, hey!

12:07It's gonna fucking sound bad when you list it like this, alright?

12:10I'm not risking prison again.

12:12Yeah, we've got Sonny now.

12:13We can't take them risk anymore.

12:14I've been developing a YouTube personality, actually, and I've been getting quite a lot of followers.

12:19What about you?

12:20Me?

12:21Oh, you know me, Vincent.

12:22Fingers in so many pies, they call me Frebentos.

12:25Fucking fact!

12:26Get jobs, then!

12:27Get jobs!

12:28And pay taxes like dickheads!

12:30Trying to fucking...

12:31Daryl from accounts!

12:32I am still available.

12:33Oh, you and your face.

12:35Settle, petal, simmer down.

12:36I've just fucking crossed with you all!

12:38While I've been working out how to keep us all together, you fuckers have been trying to move on!

12:43Move on!

12:51Fucking unbelievable.

12:52That's it.

12:53That is the start of the fucking end right there.

13:00Wasn't lost forever.

13:07Oh, fuck.

13:08It's Mrs Bishop.

13:10Daphne?

13:11Hello, boys.

13:12Now then, oi, whatever it is, we're closed for fucking business.

13:15What do you want?

13:16Want?

13:17Me?

13:18I'm just here to see a few friends of mine.

13:22Toodle-oo.

13:25Friends.

13:26She hasn't got friends?

13:27She hasn't got fucking...

13:28She's up to some shit, is what she's...

13:29The only time she ever comes here is because she wants something nasty doing to one of her shag pieces.

13:35Well, she's fucking up to something.

13:37I'm telling you, no, dude.

13:38God.

13:39All right!

13:42Oh, for fuck's sake.

13:43Who the fuck are these tight-skinned fucking whippersnappers?

13:45She's giving them money.

13:46Fuck me, it's a new gown.

13:48I fucking told you.

13:49We have left the vacuum, and these, they've come, and they've shagged the vacuum.

13:52Oh, fuck, check this out, mate.

13:53Oh, stomp it.

13:54Stomp, stomp Hagrid.

13:55You're not doing this.

13:56The fuck is all this shit, eh?

14:00Friendship my fucking cock hole.

14:02What's she fucking paying you to do, this bastard here, eh?

14:04Who the fuck are you, you tattooed old twat?

14:07Oh!

14:08That was really fucking rude, Madeline.

14:09Rude.

14:10Very rude.

14:11Rude as Iscariot.

14:12Yeah.

14:13Although, to be fair, you are very heavily tattooed, and, you know, nobody likes this chin one.

14:16I regret it.

14:17Getting married, Vincent, and these lovely young people to help make my day go utterly perfect.

14:23All right, quick question.

14:24Who the mucky fuck would want to marry you?

14:27Mm-hmm.

14:28Wouldn't you like to know, Tomo?

14:30But it's real love this time, and...

14:33After all the years that I've wasted with that long stick bastard husband, I think I finally deserve...

14:42Here we go.

14:43Sunk.

14:44I mean, look at this shit.

14:47Do you know what I mean?

14:48This is what you're gonna be working with.

14:49It's a fucking nightmare.

14:50Sunk.

14:51Sunk.

14:52Sunk.

14:53Sunk.

14:54Listen to me.

14:55Oi.

14:56Give over now.

14:57When these fuckers mess this job up, please don't come crying to me.

15:01I'm out like hulkers-pulkers.

15:03Poof.

15:04Poof.

15:05Ha-ha.

15:06Bastards.

15:07I think I flounced out of it.

15:10You flounced a bit.

15:11You flounced.

15:12What does my fucking head in?

15:13Mm.

15:14Oh, hang on.

15:15Oh.

15:16Oi.

15:17Vincent O'Neill.

15:18You all right?

15:20You don't remember me, do you?

15:22Mm.

15:23No.

15:24Do you wanna enlighten me?

15:26Say hello to my dad, will ya?

15:28If you see him.

15:29Mm.

15:30Yes.

15:31Who the fuck is her dad?

15:32I don't fucking know.

15:33Her and her dad can kiss my bum hole.

15:36Oh my fucking god.

15:38Dude, that's Jim's daughter.

15:40Alison.

15:41Yes.

15:42Back here?

15:43Yes.

15:44I haven't seen her since her mum poisoned her against me.

15:47How's she looking?

15:49She's fucking bonnie.

15:50I mean, she looks nothing like you.

15:51You know what I mean?

15:52Thank Christ.

15:53That's the thanks you get for wiping their arse.

15:56For cradling them through sleepless nights.

15:59No.

16:00That's a lie.

16:01I don't think you ever did anything like that.

16:03Well, it's not the fucking point, is it?

16:05I was there, providing.

16:07Yeah.

16:08Working my hands to the bone to put fucking rusks in a slobbery little gob.

16:13Oh.

16:14And just because I had a sexually adventurous love affair behind her mother's back, and she

16:18got the wrong end of the stick when she caught me in the back of that mini metro with her

16:22best mate's mum, she ditches me.

16:24Selfish.

16:25Her own father.

16:26Unreal.

16:27Not a call, not a fucking text.

16:31She's not my favourite daughter, but I'm fond of her.

16:34What a beautiful story, by a wonderfully beautiful man.

16:37You're a dick, dude.

16:38Do you want my advice?

16:40Fucking bell her up.

16:41Life's too short to be holding grudges, Jimbo.

16:44Yeah, right.

16:46Maybe.

16:47Fucking maybe.

16:48Oi, and you can ask her what she's bloody up to and all.

16:50She's a run fucker.

16:51I want to know what she's doing.

16:52Hey, there'll be something good.

16:54She'll be very bright, Ali.

16:56Took after her old man.

16:57Wow.

16:58Hey, hey!

17:00Fucking hell!

17:01Fucking brain the size of a planet, me!

17:03Is a planet made of gas and white dog shit?

17:06Oh, you...

17:09Oh, fucking hell.

17:10Oh, madam!

17:11The plot thickens.

17:12Check that out.

17:13My bitch ex-wife is getting married again.

17:16Right.

17:17The minute her divorce came through, bang.

17:20Ring on her finger.

17:22The guy's loaded.

17:23Of course, owns his own PR firm.

17:25And I'm telling you now, she only wants his money.

17:29All right.

17:30So what's it to you?

17:31Well, she takes me for half of my cash and then she's gonna get her hands on somebody else's money.

17:35No, no, no, no, no.

17:36Not on my watch.

17:37Here, is this ornamental?

17:39No.

17:40It looks ornamental.

17:42And it's not.

17:44Don't fucking hurt yourself with it.

17:46It's a great big sword, love.

17:47Yeah, yeah.

17:48I mean.

17:49So, erm...

17:50What have you done to your finger, then?

17:54It's just an accident.

17:56Hmm?

17:57An accident with a fish.

17:59Fish, like that.

18:00I am not fingering fish.

18:03We didn't say that you said that.

18:04No-one mentioned it.

18:05Just...

18:06So, come on, then.

18:07What do you want us to do?

18:09Fuck the wedding up.

18:10No.

18:11Oh.

18:12Get the whole thing called off.

18:14This now.

18:15And then the same again when she's crying into her tiara.

18:18Hmm.

18:19You can't ruin a woman's wedding.

18:20It's the happiest day of her life.

18:22Have you met my ex?

18:24No.

18:25No?

18:26Well, these I'll tell you.

18:27She's a piece of work.

18:29I mean, she's what you'd call your common and garden, run of the mill, bellend.

18:33Listen, listen.

18:34I'm grateful you brought us the job.

18:36But we're fucking thieves out. Professional thieves.

18:39Our skills aren't tailored to breaking up fucking relationships, man.

18:43Hmm.

18:44So you can't do the job, then?

18:46No.

18:47We can't, no.

18:48Yeah.

18:49Right.

18:50Okay.

18:51It's just that I've heard about another crew roaming around that might not pass up my money,

18:53so...

18:54Really?

18:55Young guy, eh?

18:56Fuck off.

18:57For fuck's sake.

18:58Well, then, all right, then.

18:59He's got us there.

19:00It's a bind.

19:01Hmm.

19:02Oh, and this time, I want to see your mastery at work.

19:04I know where he lives.

19:05Huh?

19:07I'm in.

19:08Ah!

19:09Ah!

19:10My fucking tongue!

19:11What the hell?

19:12Not ornamental!

19:14What are we doing here?

19:17I can't believe you're dragging me into this.

19:19No, no, no, no, no.

19:20Don't you fucking dare, because, right, a hearse is the perfect cover, isn't it?

19:23Besides, what the fuck else we doing today?

19:25Actually, nothing.

19:27It's very quiet.

19:29Dead, is it?

19:30Dead.

19:31Dead.

19:32There he is.

19:33Kenton Baldwin.

19:34Director of Kenwin Public Relations.

19:37Biggest client, Come Fly Airlines.

19:40Ah!

19:41Yes.

19:42Exactly.

19:43And a smugger twat you could not help to meet.

19:45We should go to his bins.

19:47Dig up some dirt.

19:48He keeps his bins down the side of his house.

19:50We'll have to gain access through this fucking front gate.

19:53Yeah, no problem.

19:54Just buzz in and say we're binmen.

19:56It's okay.

19:58All right, I'm sorry to break it to you, love, but it ain't that simple.

20:04Hello?

20:05Binmen.

20:07Oh.

20:08Fair dues.

20:09Fair dues.

20:10Okay.

20:11His car's there.

20:12He might be in hurry the fuck up.

20:14This wasn't what I had in mind.

20:16So listen, we'll do the paper, you do the journey.

20:18Do you know, for a traveller, you're surprisingly all fair with suburban bin divisions, aren't you?

20:22I take my recycling very seriously.

20:23Well, good for you.

20:24Oh, now look at this.

20:25This breaks my heart.

20:27Some idiots that are emptying the bathroom bin in here.

20:30Is that paper?

20:31No.

20:32Is that paper?

20:33No.

20:34I swear to God, if I was Prime Minister, I'd make it a fucking hanging offence.

20:37Right, well I don't think they do hanging anymore.

20:39Well, I'd bring it fucking back.

20:40Right.

20:41What is it?

20:42Used condom.

20:43A very used condom wrapped inside a tissue.

20:46Is that?

20:47Used condom?

20:48Wait, let's have a look.

20:49Out the way.

20:50Oh.

20:51Bye.

20:52Hmm?

20:53Oh.

20:58That is not old spunk.

21:00That is fresh.

21:01How deep were it?

21:02How was she supposed to know how deep it went?

21:04In the bin, you clown, not the fucking vagina!

21:07Oh.

21:08Right, here?

21:09That's two or three days tops then, that, isn't it?

21:11Yeah, so here's the thing.

21:12If Daphne has not been over in his house in the last two or three days, then this, my friends,

21:17could be our smoking god.

21:19Hey!

21:20Hey!

21:21You are the bin, man!

21:22Fuck!

21:23That's it!

21:24That's it!

21:25Go on, then.

21:26Wait, here.

21:27I'll have to wait.

21:28I have to wait!

21:29Look out!

21:30Is that gay?

21:31I'm in a gefain!

21:32I'm in a gefain!

21:34Oh.

21:35It's a gay!

21:36And I'm in a gefain!

21:37Oh!

21:38It's a gay!

21:39And I'm in a gefain!

21:40There!

21:41right we found his back statements here here and here last June we have this ob pay ob pay

21:56what the fuck's ob pay well quite yes meaningless and benign to the untrained eye but to the trained

22:01eye ie this guy ob pay is very much the method of payment employed in your adult establish oh

22:07that's it that is good news right all right so he's fucked then got a bit of dirt on him there

22:13we've got the used Johnny got the wank codes you want dirt locking bins very cocky energy coming off

22:21you Michael well I see fucked in it we've got dirt on him already oh yes he's definitely giving the

22:28grabbing by the pussy vibes hey Ben will do come in won't you what I've been thinking like him with

22:36his long-lost son I want to try and be a part of Ali's life again a member as a member hang on a

22:42moment right because Hans never knew me I never knew Hans whereas you're Alison matter got the

22:49measure of you you man killed scrolled in her prepubescent years I fucking Tom thumb I'm a

22:55fucking changed man I'm fucking mellowed I want you to broker a truce what the why do I have to

23:05fucking do it well it was your idea please didn't it all right then where can I find her here I told

23:13the mother that what poured in me an errands and I needed a number to fill out the forms hey not a

23:20daft cunt I've only got a few minutes okay I know it not that low

23:26Christ

23:33Alison dad my little girl you're a woman a bloody good-looking woman as well

23:47mind you your mother was hot in a day not now now she looks like she'd been left out in the sun too

24:00long and no amount of Botox but yes yeah I just want to say that I know I wasn't a great husband and

24:13and there definitely could have been a better father yeah you can say that again well let me

24:18fucking finish oh come on you're either farming or drinking or trying to get your leg over anything

24:23that moved well back then it was fucking work hard play hard wasn't it a fucking pre me too you could

24:31slap a woman on the ass no and that was considered a good fine fine I'm sorry I was a bad father I don't want a

24:46second chance to be part of your life

24:49yeah all right I mean well seeing as we're clear in the air though I am I would like you to admit one

25:04thing to me Andrea was always your favorite dad come on the grown woman I can take it I know you

25:23love me I just always felt you loved Andrea that little bit more all I'm asking is for you to finally

25:31admit it

25:33you didn't know more than 64 sir wow

25:43arsehole I hope you die old and lonely you got all dressed up and you still reek of fucking pigs

25:55oh yeah I'll listen darling hmm how do you think that went then

26:04now that

26:11do you live in this thing

26:15yeah me and Faye no fixed abode and all that

26:20I think it's fucking cool so you were you're back for your dad or what

26:26no Faye just seems to think we'll get more work around here that's all

26:30mmm

26:31yeah you grow the best weed in Harley I do I grow the best weed this side of Amsterdam

26:38you can tell you shagging mates that I know just take your time where it's a bit strong

26:43that is good it's all right in it so how's it going with mrs. Bishop

26:47good good yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um fantastic the fantastic bit that's a fib that I'm getting

26:55definite fucked it vibes here no I've not yes you know I've not give me that back your vibes are all

27:02wrong mates take your fucking old man vibes and you vibe-a-meter and go and buy some fishermen's

27:08friends or whatever well fucking fine I will then fine fine fine but I'm telling you I've got a real

27:12feeling that you might have fucked this thing right on up there

27:15well there was a slight hiccup

27:23oh fucking sick

27:24explain yourself

27:25cheers

27:26she said her first wedding was awful and the minute she stepped in the venue she knew it was

27:33cursed but I can sense that the marriage wasn't going to be a happy one and that man who stole the

27:41best years of my life but this time I've got my heart set on orderly hall with its critical windows

27:48and Georgian but dressing the problem is it's a very popular venue and it's booked up for years in

27:55advance they only do weddings on a Saturday so they've popped me on the waiting list but no

27:59fuckers cancelling so I'm having to take matters into my own hands she's a lunatic honestly

28:05I've acquired a list of all the brides that are due to get married in the next six weeks and if by some

28:13terrible misfortune one of these couples should happen to change their minds it means that I get the

28:20wedding of my dreams

28:22she's selfish

28:23spiteful

28:24and fucking mean-spirited

28:26anyway we decided we weren't going to hurt anyone

28:29right so what have you done

28:30so you know my girlfriend Faye the one that called you

28:34tatted old twat

28:35yes yes

28:37so we chose the first people off the bishops list

28:39Martin Dale and Jennifer Frost

28:41love you Marty Pop

28:42love you Jen Jen

28:44I looked him up online they're like super square super conservative so Faye decided the best course

28:51of action was animal porn

28:53but a fucking animal porn

28:56I know that's what I said but listen you guys are old school

29:00our generation we know about tech and all that stuff it's the best way to screw people over

29:04we'll plan it on his computer then we'll bell her up anonymously and tell her where to find it

29:10and within a day or two

29:17I can't do it

29:18oh fuck

29:20the wedding's off

29:22Jen

29:24so what have you done then

29:26well it was all going swimmingly

29:28we followed him to this cafe

29:29filmed his laptop password

29:31so all we needed to do

29:33was break into the house

29:35find the laptop

29:35and plant the pond

29:37right

29:37now our guy Baxter he is top at break-ins

29:40trouble is he's not the brightest spark

29:42the stupid thick bastard

29:44gets inside the house

29:45finds the laptop

29:46and all he has to do

29:47is transfer the contents onto the laptop

29:49knocked out cold

29:54now Martin arrives home

29:55finds him

29:57police get called

29:58oh

29:58hmm

30:00now his brother Darren's saying he hasn't the stomach for it

30:03so it's just me and Faye

30:04oh

30:06oh all right

30:09you smug twat

30:10I know what you're thinking

30:11what am I thinking

30:12young idiots

30:14not up to the task

30:15that is exactly what I'm thinking

30:17you know I always admired you

30:21when I was a kid

30:22when you used to come to the farm

30:24thought you were a bit like

30:26Robin Hood

30:28fuck you

30:29really

30:29no I'm being serious

30:31I am

30:32you know he always used to say like

30:34we're the forgotten generation us lot

30:36so we make our own rules

30:38I mean that's how we feel now

30:40we just need a bit of guidance

30:41a bit of time to learn

30:42someone to learn from

30:43no

30:44you can't seriously be suggesting that I work with you

30:47and fucking Peter Pan

30:48oh come on

30:49we're young

30:50we're

30:50energetic

30:51and from what I'm hearing

30:53your guys aren't so enthusiastic anymore

30:55my guys

30:57are just

30:58you know

30:59busy with a lot of different

31:02they'll be back

31:02they're all going to fucking

31:03listen don't you worry about my guys

31:05new blood

31:08what new blood

31:09and they've got a tough one too

31:11and Jim's daughter's a computer whiz

31:13what

31:13really

31:14Jim's daughter

31:16have they got a vehicle guy

31:18they've got a vehicle guy

31:20and they've got Bishop's jobs too

31:23it's like the old days

31:25I'm thinking one more job wouldn't hurt

31:28would it

31:28yeah

31:31one more job

31:32one job

31:35like the old days

31:36what you're saying

31:37no

31:38I'm going back to Blackpool in a couple of days

31:39should go

31:40Tom what I'm not helping you ruin the happiest day of a woman's life

31:44all right all right all right

31:45much as I am sympathetic to your romantic inclinations

31:49let me tell you this sweetheart

31:51this late extract

31:52is exclusively made up of

31:54how do I say this

31:55bosh cunts

31:56it's a fucking double-barreled bonanza

31:58over here

31:58you've got

31:59Hayley Taylor-Clark

32:01Miranda Morgan-Fry

32:03Sarah Cheeseman

32:05Sarah Cheeseman

32:06thank you lot

32:07I'm in

32:10right come on now

32:13concentrate

32:14let's get started

32:15what about Cardi

32:16has he said he's coming

32:17not in so many words now

32:19well he fucking knows where we are

32:20doesn't he

32:21he changes his mind

32:22we're fucking up two weddings today

32:24we need to do in a specific order

32:25first

32:26we're going to fuck up Cheeseman's wedding

32:27all right

32:28mrs. bishop pays us

32:29then we fuck up her wedding

32:31and mr. bishop pays us for that

32:34all right

32:34first up

32:36Sarah Cheeseman's

32:38yeah

32:38cheese off

32:39we have a few options open to us

32:41yes

32:41number one

32:42we cut off all her

32:43including her eyebrows

32:45I like that

32:46number two

32:47we mangle her hands

32:49so they can't get ring on

32:50it's a bit much that answer

32:52mm-hmm

32:52and C

32:54no no

32:55it's not one two C is it

32:56it's not one two C

32:57it's one two three

32:58right well whatever three C whatever

32:59we go for

33:00the teeth

33:01teeth

33:02no

33:02teeth

33:03hang on a minute

33:03am I hearing this correctly

33:04who is going to mess up her teeth

33:05could we not just shave her shagging hair off

33:07what if she wears a wig

33:08what the fuck do her eyebrows Ashley

33:10load fire

33:12I mean she's not going to want to get married looking like fucking beaker

33:14bald cunt with the glasses on the Muppets

33:16it that same one

33:17Dr. Bunsen

33:17that's the bastard

33:18well indeed

33:19wait Muppets

33:20is that the one with the frog

33:21that's like wanting to fuck the pig

33:23but the pig's like little cunty and like

33:24waxing with a cracker chop

33:26but he still

33:26still fucking wants her

33:28I know so that's such a fucking weird take

33:30but yes that is the Muppets

33:31that is the Muppets isn't it

33:33yeah she got it

33:33fucking shut up

33:34I think we should split into two groups

33:35all right

33:36we've got Cheeseman group

33:37and Mrs. Bishop group

33:38find out how we can shave Cheeseman's hair off

33:40okay

33:40here we've got her personal calendar

33:42how did she get into that so quick

33:44easy peasy

33:45let's have a look

33:46we've got nail appointment tomorrow

33:47dress pick up

33:49fiance suit from dry cleaners

33:50cake and favour deliveries

33:52god getting married is stressful

33:53tell me about it

33:55what's O-W-L

33:56it's a night time bird

33:58it's an acronym

33:59Google it JJ

34:01right

34:03okay

34:04overwhelmingly large

34:05Olympic weightlifting

34:06old women's league

34:07online weekend learning

34:08it's none of them is it

34:09ongoing weight loss

34:10bingo

34:11that's the one

34:12well done

34:13right yeah but that's not what we're looking for is it

34:15I know there's literally everything here

34:17except a hair appointment

34:18are we going to fuck it up

34:19if we don't even know when it is

34:20won't you have it done on the day

34:22have it done on the day

34:24there'll be pre-treatments

34:26trims

34:26root tints

34:26conditioning masks

34:27for me this is personal so I'm going to that nail bar

34:30I'm going to get reacquainted with an old friend

34:32right I need to ask you a serious question

34:35why do you hate her so much

34:36it's a long story

34:55right let's just say

34:57we're getting our nails done

34:59for a weekend away

35:00all right we're mates

35:01oh nice

35:01why are we going

35:02I don't know do I

35:04well that's not much of a cover story is it

35:06hey what about the late district

35:08I've always wanted to go there

35:10no it just pisses down all the time

35:11well what if we're going for a spa weekend

35:14well why are we getting our nails done for a spa weekend

35:16when we can just get them done there

35:17that's true

35:18because we've been before

35:20and the woman who does them has the worst halitosis you've ever smelt

35:23oh god the disgusting bitch

35:26okay all right we're good enough story

35:27all right let's go

35:28oh my god

35:36sarah

35:38erwin

35:40yeah

35:40hi

35:41hi

35:42how long's it been

35:44years

35:45yes

35:46er

35:46girls this is er

35:47sarah

35:48we used to work together back in the day

35:49well

35:50she used to work for me

35:52I was assistant manager

35:53she was store supervisor

35:55but it's so nice to see you again

35:57yeah

35:57how old's that little boy of yours now

36:00er 12

36:00gosh

36:01big

36:02big

36:03you did so well having him on your own

36:06I suppose you had no choice

36:08baby with a one night stand

36:09oh that's a lovely ring

36:12when's the big day

36:13wedding's on the 12th

36:15ardly hall

36:15and you won't believe the ceremony I've got planned

36:18oh I was just telling benita here about it

36:20honestly

36:20I am so excited

36:22my jed

36:24is a huge harry potter fan

36:25is he

36:26grown man

36:26he loves it

36:27he's read all the books

36:28he's watched all the films

36:29he even refers to his

36:31you know what

36:32as his magic wand

36:34oh

36:34anyway

36:36as a surprise

36:38I'm decorating the chapel

36:40at ardly

36:41in a hogwarts theme

36:42it's a great idea

36:43isn't it

36:44and

36:45the crowning glory

36:46and I can hardly believe

36:47I've managed this

36:47I've hired the north

36:49only

36:50fully trained owl

36:51to swoop down

36:54on cue

36:55over the guests heads

36:56and deliver our rings

36:57for the vows

36:58wow

36:59that's quite something

37:01thank you

37:02you're gonna be a hoot

37:04harry potter

37:05you are

37:07you know

37:08Dobby the

37:08elf

37:09thingy

37:10slam my ears

37:12in the oven door

37:13to punish me

37:14Dobby only meant

37:15to mutilate

37:16master

37:17gave Dobby

37:18that owl's gonna be

37:20the centrepiece

37:20of the whole wedding

37:22it's gonna be

37:23the most perfect day

37:24what happens

37:26if the owl doesn't perform

37:27well it will perform

37:28or it gets disciplined

37:30and I've got a rehearsal

37:33with the handler

37:33so

37:34yeah

37:35yeah

37:35right

37:36well

37:37sounds like

37:38it's gonna be

37:39the most wonderful day

37:40yeah

37:41nice to see you

37:42I'll leave you to it

37:42bye

37:44bye

37:45you didn't get to the hair

37:48fuck the hair

37:49she won't get married

37:50without that owl

37:51there we go

37:58right that's in there

38:00that's the poor twat

38:02who's marrying

38:02mrs. bishop

38:03christ almighty

38:04flashy cud

38:06exactly that

38:07yes and we have reason

38:08to suspect

38:09that he frequents

38:10massage parlours

38:10and occasionally uses

38:12a casual sex worker

38:13how do you know that

38:14because we're professionals

38:16sorry how do we know that

38:17went through his bins

38:18now listen

38:19we can't just go assuming

38:21we need a bit of proof

38:22we're gonna send our mate in

38:23Rory Finnegan

38:24to entrap him

38:25alright

38:26who's Rory Finnegan

38:27that's the website done

38:28now you need to make a date

38:30with mrs. bishop's fiance

38:31my name is

38:33Jeremy Chandler

38:34I'm the senior assistant

38:35of Rory Finnegan

38:36of Finnegan Enterprises Dubai

38:37my company's looking to set up

38:38a very large leisure centre

38:39over there

38:40and would like to raise

38:41its profile here in the UK

38:42Dubai you say

38:43you're very welcome

38:44to check out our website

38:45of course

38:46but we prefer to meet

38:46Mr. Baldwin

38:47in person

38:48to discuss the potential

38:50of his involvement

38:51in this exciting new venture

38:53right here

38:55we've got a high def

38:56wifi IP camera

38:58crystal clear sound

38:59and the final piece

39:02of the puzzle

39:02the room key

39:04underneath

39:06I'm a thunder

39:07and there's magic

39:08and if there's a better way

39:09to live

39:09I gotta have it

39:10because I think all day

39:12but when I drink

39:12I'm okay

39:13gets further away

39:14every time I try

39:15I don't think so

39:16I'm so sorry

39:17are you okay?

39:17got a little peak one day

39:19made me feel a go of seven

39:20I know it exists

39:21but I can't stop getting pissed

39:23one more thing

39:24I'll be added to the list

39:25we are ready to jury

39:27tackling my rut

39:28my relam

39:28my augums and new

39:29we hissed the fuck

39:30so I stroll and throw

39:31and fall so well

39:32the four digit core

39:33but do you know

39:34it's my curry

39:34I'm gonna be spending

39:36my dough tonight

39:37two pints at a time

39:38strolling about

39:38like Dola night

39:39but home for a shite

39:40der deuce

39:41that she a mack

39:42one push

39:42my narrow back

39:43or be it while

39:44he's strapping you

39:44some ugly pop

39:45and then we both jump down

39:47and do your class

39:48hands down

39:48like a man's man

39:49can't

39:49fucks land

39:50listen to Santa

39:51be again in visa

39:52mark a G-show

39:53I'm on the upside

39:54of the seaside

39:54I'm on the knees

39:55I'm on the knees

39:55I'm on the thunder

39:56and there's magic

39:56and if there's a better

39:57way to live

39:58I gotta have it

39:59because I think all day

40:00but when I drink

40:01I'm okay

40:02it gets further away

40:03every time I try

40:04grab it

40:04underneath

40:05I'm on the chatter

40:05and there's heaven

40:06got a little peak

40:07one day

40:08make me feel

40:08a go of seven

40:09I know it exists

40:10but I can't stop

40:11getting pissed

40:11one more thing

40:13I'll be added to the list

40:14oh

40:21Mr. Baldwin

40:22I presume

40:23Rory Finnegan

40:24MBE

40:25but I don't like

40:26to talk about my titles

40:28it's a delight

40:29to meet you

40:30come in

40:31shall we

40:37yes

40:37hi

40:50now

40:51are you going to be okay

40:52as a getaway driver

40:53only statistically

40:54women are safer drivers

40:56than men

40:56oh really

40:58are they

40:59well

40:59statistically

41:00well you asked for that

41:24I'm gonna fight them all

41:43I said the nation army

41:46couldn't hold me back

41:48they're gonna rip it off

41:51now you leave the out to me

42:01because I watched a YouTube video last night

42:02and I know what I'm doing

42:03okay

42:03are you ready

42:04one

42:04two

42:05one

42:05what the fuck's it

42:06Sarah Teesman

42:09I just worked

42:09yeah

42:10good afternoon

42:11shit

42:14shit

42:15fuck

42:16fuck

42:17fuck

42:18fuck

42:20what happened

42:50nothing

42:50still breathing

42:51right let's go

42:53I can't see

42:54fuck's sake

42:55who are my jacket

42:56now

42:57where now

42:58what are you lot

43:02we're professionals

43:03what have you done to it

43:04just rest in

43:05get in

43:06get in

43:07there will be trips

43:15to and fro

43:16for yourself

43:17and your colleagues

43:18but essentially what we're looking for old chap

43:21is a UK based

43:23promotional agency

43:24to help us with

43:25I am starving

43:27what did you bring

43:28right well listen

43:29I don't know your tastes

43:30do I so I've just got a selection

43:31I've got ham

43:32cheese

43:32and old reliable

43:34tuna sweet car

43:35fucking hate tuna

43:37that you can't take that

43:38oh shit

43:38shit shit

43:39fuck where's he going

43:41he's going that fucking road

43:42he's distracting

43:43fuck's sake

43:44I'll handle it

43:45oh mate

43:49mate sorry

43:49there's just been a little bit

43:50I don't know your tastes

43:51I don't know your tastes

43:52I don't know your tastes

43:53I don't know your tastes

43:54I don't know your tastes

43:55I don't know your tastes

43:56I don't know your tastes

43:57I don't know your tastes

43:58I don't know your tastes

43:59I don't know your tastes

44:00I don't know your tastes

44:01I don't know your tastes

44:02I don't know your tastes

44:03I don't know your tastes

44:04I don't know your tastes

44:05I don't know your tastes

44:06I don't know your tastes

44:07I don't know your tastes

44:09I don't know your tastes

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