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The Oscar Winner Is My Ex
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00:00:00Babe! I'm home!
00:00:04Guess what? I'm in the running for another Pulitzer.
00:00:12Jim?
00:00:16Jim, what the fuck?
00:00:20You're cheating on me?
00:00:24With my best friend?
00:00:28With my best friend?
00:00:30Best friend? Please.
00:00:32If it weren't for Jim,
00:00:34I wouldn't even waste a minute on you.
00:00:38Don't make a scene in my house, Lois.
00:00:40I want a real wife, not someone chasing
00:00:42into a dead-end career.
00:00:44Maybe if you paid attention to Jim,
00:00:46honey, then you'd realize what he really needs.
00:00:48Cut the crap, bitch.
00:00:50My career is part of who I am.
00:00:52I bust my ass for everything that I've achieved.
00:00:54I even cover your rent, Stella.
00:00:56This is how you repay me.
00:00:58A knife in my back.
00:01:04The hell is your fucking career!
00:01:06Stop! You're insane!
00:01:08Get off!
00:01:18You're worthless to me, Lois.
00:01:20Sign this and stay the hell out of my life.
00:01:22And don't ever come back to this house.
00:01:24My house!
00:01:30Gladly.
00:01:32You heartless bastard.
00:01:34Marrying you was the worst decision of my life.
00:01:36You should have stayed with my ex.
00:01:38Who, Lois?
00:01:39Clark?
00:01:40Please.
00:01:41You're just a nobody.
00:01:42And he's a Hollywood superstar now.
00:01:43He doesn't want you.
00:01:49That's a good girl.
00:01:50Don't worry.
00:01:51We'll make sure to save you a front row seat at our wedding.
00:01:55You know what? I hope you both rot in hell!
00:01:57Yeah, she's getting a divorce.
00:01:59That scumbag cheated on her.
00:02:00Got it.
00:02:01She's our friend, Barney.
00:02:02Let her stay until my place is ready.
00:02:03Understood.
00:02:04Barney's been a good friend.
00:02:05Even after I broke up with Clark.
00:02:06He'll let me stay.
00:02:07Oh my god, Lois, what happened?
00:02:08It's Jim.
00:02:09He...
00:02:10He cheated.
00:02:11And he kicked me out and...
00:02:12Barney, I don't have anywhere else to go.
00:02:13Can I please stay with you tonight?
00:02:14Look, I promise...
00:02:15I promise I'll find somewhere else to stay tomorrow, okay?
00:02:16Of course, come on in.
00:02:17I'm sorry.
00:02:18I'm sorry.
00:02:19I'm sorry.
00:02:20I'm sorry.
00:02:21I'm sorry.
00:02:22I'm sorry.
00:02:23I'm sorry.
00:02:24I'm sorry.
00:02:25I'm sorry.
00:02:26I'm sorry.
00:02:27I'm sorry.
00:02:28I'm sorry.
00:02:29I'm sorry.
00:02:30I'm sorry.
00:02:31I'm sorry.
00:02:32I'm sorry.
00:02:33I'm sorry.
00:02:34I'm sorry.
00:02:35Of course.
00:02:36Come on in.
00:02:40Take as long as you need.
00:02:43Jim wasn't husband material.
00:02:45I'm so glad you're done with him.
00:02:48How's our A-lister doing?
00:02:50You miss him?
00:02:52No.
00:02:53No.
00:02:54I'm just curious.
00:02:55I mean...
00:02:56Actually, Lois, he's um...
00:03:05Clark?
00:03:06My ex-boyfriend?
00:03:07He's here?
00:03:08Oh my god.
00:03:09Clark!
00:03:10What are you doing here?
00:03:11Can he guy surprises you her?
00:03:12Can he guy surprise her as you were?
00:03:13Oh my god.
00:03:14Clark!
00:03:15What are you doing here?
00:03:16Can the guy surprise the girl?
00:03:25Oh my god.
00:03:30That guy surprises the girl?
00:03:32This guy is素早ised.
00:03:37so how was the show it was good it ran longer than i expected which is why i'm here listen
00:03:49i want to just say thank you for supporting my dream i know that you're working really
00:03:55hard to keep us going hey when you make it big i'll just be counting on you to make it
00:04:02so how's clark doing clark's mom is sick and her treatment is expensive i think he needs our
00:04:22help yeah i mean of course i'll do anything i can to help actually i was thinking that you might
00:04:27that's the thing a big agency wants to sign clark this could be his big break
00:04:32barney that's incredible i mean this could change everything for him there's a catch the agency
00:04:38has this policy they only sign actors who are single so if you really love him now's the time to decide
00:04:45happy anniversary beautiful listen clark we're done
00:05:02where'd you get this ring i've fallen for someone else
00:05:08i thought you loved me if you really love him now's the time to decide what did you expect clark
00:05:18you're just a struggling actor but jim jim's rich he could give me the life that you never could
00:05:23what what jim like jim kirby that snobbish rich asshole who just flaunts his wealth in front
00:05:29of everyone lois you're better than that this is not up for discussion clark we're done
00:05:35more than that this is not up for bigers
00:05:42Clark's here to run over a few blockbuster projects with me.
00:06:07Hi.
00:06:10It appears you have company.
00:06:13I'll see you at the office tomorrow.
00:06:17I mean, who can blame him?
00:06:19Gave up the one guy I truly loved, and now he's the biggest star in the country.
00:06:30And here I am.
00:06:35Kicked out by a cheater and a liar and a jerk.
00:06:40Way to go, Lois.
00:06:42Kaine, you are late.
00:06:57Or have you forgotten you're not the big shot journalist you used to be?
00:07:01Is that alcohol I smell?
00:07:05I'm so sorry, boss.
00:07:06It was...
00:07:06There.
00:07:14That should help.
00:07:15By the way, I'm sending you back down to the entertainment desk.
00:07:18That department is on the chopping block, and I could use someone who can handle a diva actor.
00:07:23Last chance, Kaine.
00:07:24Don't screw this up.
00:07:27Listen up, everyone.
00:07:29This is Lois Kaine, your newest team member.
00:07:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:07:34Look who it is.
00:07:38She's my new boss?
00:07:39I know you all have heard the rumors about the billionaire acquiring our magazine.
00:07:44Brace yourselves.
00:07:45Buckle up.
00:07:46I was doing it for his first love.
00:07:49I wonder who the lucky girl is.
00:07:54Lost your dad.
00:07:56Lost your man.
00:07:57And now, you're about to lose your job, too?
00:08:00Must be tough, huh?
00:08:02Well, and once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:10Once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:17Damn it, Stella!
00:08:27Best conference in ten.
00:08:29You're covering it.
00:08:30Oh, and don't be late, or you're fired.
00:08:33Wait, ten minutes?
00:08:34But losing an idol.
00:08:35Oh, and he's a handful.
00:08:36Good luck with that.
00:08:45First at Barney's place?
00:08:48And now here?
00:08:49I guess my first question of the day.
00:08:50Why do I keep running into him?
00:08:52Uh, hello?
00:08:54Ground control to midge Kane?
00:08:58I apologize, Mr. Cavill.
00:08:59Um, sorry, can you, can you repeat the question?
00:09:06Uh, hello?
00:09:08I apologize, Mr. Cavill.
00:09:09Um, sorry, can you, can you repeat the question?
00:09:12My question was, what do you think the theme of love is in notebooks?
00:09:16You're an entertainment journalist, so I figured you'd have some good insights, right?
00:09:22Right, of course, yes.
00:09:24Um, the main characters, they go through a rough relationship, and their love goes through,
00:09:29their emotions are high and low, their love.
00:09:35This all sounds pretty generic to me, don't you think?
00:09:38Maybe you don't know what true love is, or miss the point of it entirely.
00:09:44Is it just me, or does Clark have it out for her?
00:09:51Yeah.
00:09:52Why is she sucked?
00:09:53Is she trying to seduce Clark or something?
00:09:56Definitely some tension there.
00:09:58I've never seen him like this.
00:09:59I appreciate your advice.
00:10:02If I may.
00:10:03Okay, it's clear, Miss Kane is completely unprofessional.
00:10:10She's nothing but an amateur who can't even recognize the genius of Mr. Cavill.
00:10:15Let's get this incompetent reporter out at me.
00:10:20Don't touch her!
00:10:25Don't touch her!
00:10:27Lois.
00:10:28Everyone, the press conference is over.
00:10:31Thank you for your time.
00:10:32What the hell are you doing, Clark?
00:10:35What?
00:10:38Ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate your understanding.
00:10:41Mr. Cavill will take further questions at a later time.
00:10:43What?
00:10:44The press conference is over.
00:10:45Are you trying to ruin your career?
00:10:55If they go digging into our path...
00:10:56Since when do you care about my career?
00:11:09I thought you only cared about finding a rich guy.
00:11:12It still hurts to think about, you know?
00:11:14The way you just ditched me for that jerk!
00:11:17Clark, I...
00:11:18You played me for years, from high school through college.
00:11:23I guess you really are just a gold digger in the end.
00:11:25Please.
00:11:26Please, Clark, let me go.
00:11:28I've been waiting a long time for this.
00:11:32Lois.
00:11:32I am not letting you get away this time.
00:11:54God, did we really just kiss?
00:12:04Listen up, everyone.
00:12:06Big, huge news.
00:12:08Our magazine's been acquired, and our new boss is on the way to meet us.
00:12:12So let's get it together, and make a stellar first impression.
00:12:17Oh, and Lois?
00:12:19Maybe try to look a little more presentable.
00:12:23No wonder your husband cheated.
00:12:25Excuse me?
00:12:26Save it.
00:12:27Go to the storage room and bring out all the old awards.
00:12:30We need to show our accomplishments off.
00:12:31Oh, sweet, Lois.
00:12:45Let's see until the superstar sees this fake article you posted.
00:12:49Say goodbye to your career, Lois Pulitzer-Kane.
00:13:01What the hell?
00:13:06Hello?
00:13:07Hello?
00:13:09Anyone out there?
00:13:10Hello?
00:13:12Oh, my God.
00:13:13Oh, God.
00:13:21Oh, God.
00:13:24Please.
00:13:25Please don't.
00:13:26Please don't.
00:13:26Lois.
00:13:27Lois.
00:13:28Hey.
00:13:29Lois.
00:13:30Look at me.
00:13:31How are you?
00:13:32It's okay?
00:13:33Hey.
00:13:34It's okay.
00:13:35I'm here with you.
00:13:36Breathe with me.
00:13:40That's it.
00:13:41You're okay.
00:13:51Is that Clark Cavill?
00:13:52With Lois?
00:13:54I told you they had a thing.
00:13:55What?
00:13:56Oh, my God.
00:13:56Oh, my God.
00:14:03Lois.
00:14:04You didn't.
00:14:05What's...
00:14:06What's happening?
00:14:07Lois Kaine.
00:14:09You're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:12What?
00:14:13That's insane.
00:14:14I didn't write that...
00:14:15Lois Kane, you're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:23What?
00:14:24That's insane.
00:14:25I didn't write that.
00:14:26I am so sorry, Mr. Cavill.
00:14:28I had no idea Lois would stoop this low.
00:14:33You know I would never...
00:14:34Save it for the judges.
00:14:36Let go.
00:14:37No.
00:14:37Wait.
00:14:38Wait.
00:14:38Let her go.
00:14:39Sir, she...
00:14:39No.
00:14:40I said let her go.
00:14:41Sir, she...
00:14:41I said let her go.
00:14:44I've already handled this.
00:14:45Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement.
00:14:48As of today, Clark Cavill is the new owner of Daily Globe.
00:14:54Holy shit.
00:14:55He's my boss now?
00:14:58And as the new owner, I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:15:06As the new owner, I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:15:10What the hell is he up to?
00:15:12Check the timestamp on the article.
00:15:13It says it was published around the same time Lois and I were trapped in the storage
00:15:16room.
00:15:17Clearly, this is some sort of setup.
00:15:20Maybe.
00:15:21Maybe she scheduled it in advance.
00:15:23Well, let's check the security footage now, child.
00:15:26That'll clear things up.
00:15:29Mr. Cavill, the security system has been compromised.
00:15:32All of the footage is gone.
00:15:41Hello?
00:15:43Trace the IP address back to the publisher of this article.
00:15:45Well, I need answers now.
00:15:46What?
00:15:47The one who sent the photos in the article is Jim Kirby.
00:15:53Jim?
00:15:54That's scumbag and his mistress.
00:15:58Not again.
00:15:59Bring this Jim Kirby in for questioning.
00:16:05Clearly, he's the one behind the smear campaign.
00:16:09Wait, that's not necessary.
00:16:10I mean, why do you have to involve the cops in this?
00:16:21It'll just draw more attention to the article.
00:16:24Well, I can issue a statement saying that we were hacked and the article is fake.
00:16:29Fine, but make sure it's convincing.
00:16:35One more thing.
00:16:38Why exactly were Lois and I trapped in that storage room?
00:16:46I went in there to make a private phone call, and she happened to walk in.
00:16:50But somehow, the door locked behind her.
00:16:55Clearly, somebody here is more focused on sabotaging their coworkers
00:16:58rather than doing their actual job.
00:17:04Clearly, somebody here is more focused on sabotaging their coworkers
00:17:07rather than doing their actual job.
00:17:15Perhaps it's time for New Leadership to step in and tackle these issues.
00:17:20But, Mr. Cavill, I swear I am right.
00:17:22Honey, I strongly suggest you get your staff under control.
00:17:25This behavior will not fly under my will.
00:17:28Understood.
00:17:35That's all for now.
00:17:42I've been waiting a long time for this.
00:17:45Lois.
00:17:46He's up to something.
00:17:53And whatever it is, it's going to turn my life upside down.
00:18:06Vodka tonic, please.
00:18:07Make it strong.
00:18:07I'm sorry, miss.
00:18:08We're closed for a private event tonight.
00:18:12Oh, Sam.
00:18:14Sorry, Sam.
00:18:16She's with me.
00:18:17So, thanks for the save back there.
00:18:32No problem.
00:18:35So, uh, what's going on with you and that gym guy?
00:18:37Um, he cheated with my best friend.
00:18:43We're divorced now.
00:18:45I'm staying with Barney.
00:18:47Just for now.
00:18:50So, uh, going to another rich man to re-work out?
00:18:53Carmen's a bitch.
00:18:55That's not what happened.
00:18:56But, I'll have some money in a bucket now, too.
00:19:01I could be a new sugar daddy.
00:19:07So, I could be a new sugar daddy.
00:19:10Go to hell, Clark.
00:19:11I'm not some gold-digging bitch.
00:19:12Oh, really?
00:19:14Do you need me to remind you how our breakup went down?
00:19:16I remember every detail.
00:19:18You don't know the half of it.
00:19:19Then tell me, Lois.
00:19:20Why did you throw everything away from that prick?
00:19:23I can't tell him the truth.
00:19:24It'd destroy him and ruin his relationship with Barney.
00:19:29That's what I thought.
00:19:31You just left just like that.
00:19:46You're mine, Lois.
00:20:07Remember that.
00:20:08You're mine, Lois.
00:20:38Damn it.
00:20:48I figured you'd be hungry.
00:20:49What do you want, Clark?
00:20:52Lois.
00:20:53I want you to move in with me.
00:20:56Really?
00:20:57You think that'd be a good idea?
00:20:59After everything between us.
00:21:00I know.
00:21:00I know.
00:21:01But I'm not asking for a serious relationship, okay?
00:21:04Just something simpler.
00:21:06No strings attached.
00:21:07Just us.
00:21:08That's insane.
00:21:09Lois, you owe me.
00:21:11After everything we've been through?
00:21:13But I didn't...
00:21:14Is Barney's couch really that comfortable?
00:21:18What about the paparazzi?
00:21:19Won't they come sniffing around your place?
00:21:21I'm under the radar here.
00:21:23I moved in for an exact reason.
00:21:25No one knows who I am.
00:21:26I moved in for an exact reason.
00:21:32No one knows who I am.
00:21:35What about the paparazzi?
00:21:36I'm sniffing around your place.
00:21:38I'm under the radar here.
00:21:39Okay.
00:21:40I moved in for an exact reason.
00:21:42No one knows who I am here.
00:21:44All right.
00:21:45Fine.
00:21:46Look, I'll move in with you, but only temporarily.
00:21:48And...
00:21:49You know, if people found out about us, it could ruin your career.
00:21:53You know what?
00:21:56You're right.
00:21:57I'll just give up this whole celebrity thing now, and, uh...
00:22:00I'm just gonna call Barney, in fact, and...
00:22:02Clark, stop!
00:22:04Be serious.
00:22:04I thought you wanted me to put our relationship ahead of my fame.
00:22:08That's not what I meant, and you know it.
00:22:11Look, I just...
00:22:13I don't want to be the reason you lose everything that you worked so hard for.
00:22:17I'm good.
00:22:19Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:22I just have one more question, just for fun.
00:22:30I don't want to be the reason you lose everything that you worked so hard for.
00:22:33You get it.
00:22:36Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:39I just have one more question, just for fun.
00:22:43What if I did want you back?
00:22:45I'm not in the mood for games.
00:22:46I need an answer, Lois.
00:22:48Fine.
00:22:50I'll...
00:22:51I'll take you back the day you win an Oscar.
00:22:54Happy now?
00:22:56Challenge accepted.
00:23:00Let me drive you to work at least.
00:23:02No, it's fine.
00:23:03I'll get a new room.
00:23:25Lois, what the hell are you doing here?
00:23:27Jim?
00:23:29None of your business.
00:23:30Get lost.
00:23:30I saw you leave in that guy's house.
00:23:32What, are you shocking out with some random guy now?
00:23:34I'm staying with a friend, you idiot.
00:23:36Remember, after you so kindly kicked me out?
00:23:39Right.
00:23:40A friend.
00:23:41Once a cheater, always a cheater, Lois.
00:23:43You've got some nerve at this evening, cheating you lying sack of shit.
00:23:47You know what?
00:23:47You're just so desperate to find anyone who'd fake like your performance.
00:23:51Shut the fuck up, Lois.
00:23:52You're okay.
00:24:05You're okay?
00:24:14You're okay?
00:24:19Sir, please step away
00:24:30Get the fuck
00:24:31Who the fuck are you guys doing?
00:24:33Get out of my way
00:24:34You son of a bitch
00:24:41Hey, watch it, you clumsy idiot
00:24:42Now look what you made me do
00:24:43Me, you're the one who...
00:24:44Get out of my way
00:24:47Damn it
00:24:52Ah, okay
00:24:59So that's a new sugar daddy
00:25:02You lost
00:25:02Hey, Sin
00:25:13I really appreciate you having my back out there
00:25:16No problem
00:25:18I mean, it's not like you left me for a loser or anything like that
00:25:24Oh, wait
00:25:26Really, Clark?
00:25:28You're gonna throw this in my face right now?
00:25:30Lois, I'm just saying
00:25:31You made your choice
00:25:32And this happened
00:25:33You know what?
00:25:34I don't need this
00:25:35Pull over, please
00:25:37I'm getting out
00:25:40Mr. Cavill
00:25:49Why would you say something like that
00:25:52If it's obvious you still love her?
00:25:58Follow her
00:25:58Make sure she gets to the office safely
00:26:01It's me
00:26:06I need you to look into Jim Kirby
00:26:08I need to know contacts, movements, everything
00:26:10No stone left unturned
00:26:12Well, well, well
00:26:20Look who finally decided to show up
00:26:23I've got a special assignment for you, Lois
00:26:26What is it this time?
00:26:27You're going to be interviewing that smoking hot new singer
00:26:30Jace Hawthorne
00:26:32Oh, and it's live
00:26:34Live?
00:26:35Well, look
00:26:37I'm gonna need some time to prepare
00:26:38No time
00:26:39Here's the list
00:26:40Live in five
00:26:42Don't screw this up
00:26:44Good morning, everyone
00:27:01I'm Lois Kane
00:27:02And today we're joined by singing sensation Jace Hawthorne
00:27:05It's great to be here
00:27:07Adjust the camera, Lois
00:27:08I need a better angle on Jace
00:27:10A little lower
00:27:13This is perfect, girl
00:27:19Stella, are you serious?
00:27:31I can't ask him these
00:27:32They're so inappropriate
00:27:33That's the list Jace approved
00:27:36So get the fuck on with it
00:27:37Unless you want to get fired
00:27:39Or blacklisted from every media outlet in this city
00:27:41So, Jace
00:27:45Rumors are spreading that your last album tanked because you were sleeping around and partying too much
00:27:52Care to comment?
00:27:54What the hell did you just say?
00:27:56You got a major problem
00:28:01You need to see us now
00:28:03Did you know about this?
00:28:10Was this your plan all alone to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:28:15No, I would-
00:28:18Save it!
00:28:19We all saw you messing with that camera
00:28:20This is slander!
00:28:21No, Stella, please tell me
00:28:22It wasn't my idea
00:28:22Grab her
00:28:24No, you're not going anywhere until I get my answers
00:28:26No, please let me explain
00:28:28No, please let me explain
00:28:37No, please let me explain
00:28:52Don't touch her.
00:29:08Don't touch her.
00:29:22Oh, Chase, we're leaving now.
00:29:27Oh, are you all right?
00:29:36Let's go.
00:29:44Sit down.
00:29:49You're okay.
00:29:51Here.
00:29:54Okay, I'll be right back.
00:29:55All right.
00:30:05What the hell were you thinking pulling a stomp like that?
00:30:11What the hell were you thinking pulling a stomp like that?
00:30:14Mr. Cavill, I swear it was a mistake.
00:30:16My assistant must have given her the wrong list.
00:30:18You're fired.
00:30:21Grab your things and go.
00:30:23Please.
00:30:23Sir, I can't lose this job.
00:30:25My mom's in the hospital.
00:30:26That's not my problem.
00:30:27Get out.
00:30:28Wait.
00:30:29No, it wasn't her fault.
00:30:31Please.
00:30:32Just give her another chance.
00:30:33All right.
00:30:37But if anything like this happens again, you're both out.
00:30:41Understood?
00:30:43Okay, go.
00:30:44Um, thanks again.
00:30:54Lois, you need to be more careful.
00:30:58You're way too trusting.
00:30:59That could get you into some trouble.
00:31:00Really?
00:31:01That's what you're going with right now?
00:31:03Look, I don't need another lecture.
00:31:04Because I know how it is walking down the door when I leave.
00:31:11It's the same stupid metaphor.
00:31:14I don't love you.
00:31:18I see it, it's a warning.
00:31:21I feel it, it's a warning.
00:31:23And I know it's the same thing.
00:31:26It's every one.
00:31:27Baby, stay.
00:31:28Stay and face what I need it more.
00:31:30And I'm holding the space to go tell me now.
00:31:34Lane, we shouldn't.
00:31:36Not here.
00:31:37Why not?
00:31:37I own the place, remember?
00:31:53All right, listen up, everyone.
00:31:54I've got an exciting opportunity to announce.
00:31:57Mr. Clark Cabille will be filming a new documentary.
00:31:59And he needs one of our journalists to shadow him, documenting every moment.
00:32:04The chosen journalist will live in Clark's house and work alongside him 24-7 until the documentary is completed.
00:32:12Afterward, they'll write an exclusive piece on the entire experience.
00:32:17The closer I keep you, the less chance you know I'm getting hurt on this night.
00:32:24Afterward, they'll write an exclusive piece on the entire experience.
00:32:28I'll do it, Mr. Cabille.
00:32:30I'm the perfect choice for this project.
00:32:33Actually, I've already made my decision.
00:32:37Lois.
00:32:38I want you to be part of this project.
00:32:44Mr. Cabille.
00:32:45Lois' background is in finance.
00:32:48I have far more experience.
00:32:50My decision is final, Stella.
00:32:54Miss Cain.
00:32:56What'd you say?
00:33:00Clark, I know you're trying to protect me, but do you really think it's a good idea?
00:33:04I mean, after...
00:33:05Yeah, I do.
00:33:07So, Lois, what's it gonna be?
00:33:09The more time we spend together, the closer Clark might get to the truth about why I broke
00:33:14up with him.
00:33:15It could destroy his friendship with Barney.
00:33:18I...
00:33:18I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cabille, but...
00:33:21I don't believe I'm the right fit for this project.
00:33:23Lois, if you don't take this opportunity, I will hand it to your competition on a silver
00:33:41platter.
00:33:42Lois!
00:33:43If you pass up this opportunity, I will have no choice but to let you go.
00:33:48Don't.
00:33:49We cannot afford to lose this opportunity.
00:33:53All right.
00:33:57I'll do it.
00:33:59First the storage room incident, then last night.
00:34:03There's definitely something going on between these two.
00:34:06All right, everyone.
00:34:07Back to work.
00:34:10Jim, it's me.
00:34:13I need a favor.
00:34:15Get your paparazzi buddies to keep a close eye on Clark Cabille.
00:34:19I think there's a juicy story brewing.
00:34:23So, about tonight's awards ceremony?
00:34:35What about it?
00:34:36You're coming with me.
00:34:38That's part of it.
00:34:40Clark, I don't think that's a good idea.
00:34:42My team will help you get ready.
00:34:44It's all part of the documentary room.
00:34:45Ladies, she's all yours.
00:35:01So, Spill It.
00:35:04What's going on between you and Mr. Cabille?
00:35:06Oh, um, no, we're just colleagues.
00:35:10Sure.
00:35:12Colleagues.
00:35:13Got it.
00:35:16You know, it's kind of sad.
00:35:18I heard he's still hung up on his ex.
00:35:20Heard him once totally wasted swearing he was going to make a big to win her back.
00:35:24He was a mess.
00:35:24After all this time, he's still...
00:35:29After all this time, he's still...
00:35:31You...
00:35:59You... you look good.
00:36:04And you look stunning, as always.
00:36:07You ready to go?
00:36:09Actually, Clark, there's something I need to tell you.
00:36:13I've been thinking a lot about it, and I think I might want to, too.
00:36:17There's my favorite power couple!
00:36:19It's okay.
00:36:23I can't do this.
00:36:25It would crush him if he found out the truth about our breakup.
00:36:29No problem!
00:36:46How'd you manage to snag an invite to this shittany, Lois?
00:36:52What? Did you, uh, mind yourself a sugar daddy?
00:36:55Seriously, Jim, you're one to talk about shameless behavior.
00:37:01What's that supposed to mean?
00:37:03I don't know.
00:37:04Maybe the fact that you couldn't keep it in your pants while we were married?
00:37:07Did you cheat on your ex-wife?
00:37:09No, but...
00:37:10Mr. Kirby, is it true that you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:37:11No, that's not what's going on.
00:37:13Ms. Kane, can you elaborate on these allegations?
00:37:16Okay, you guys, do you want the real scoop here?
00:37:32How about the fact that Little Miss Perfect has been cozying up with a married film industry
00:37:36big-wig?
00:37:37What?
00:37:38That's absurd!
00:37:39Ms. Kane, is this true?
00:37:40Who is the mystery guy?
00:37:43How long has this affair been happening?
00:37:45He's lying!
00:37:46It's clearly an attempt to deflect his own infidelity.
00:37:48Okay, Lois, is that so?
00:37:51Life proof.
00:37:52I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:37:55Here's the proof, everyone.
00:37:57Here's the married big-wig that's cozying up with Lois.
00:38:01She's been sneaking around with this geezer ever since we've been married.
00:38:04Oh, God.
00:38:05What if it's Clark?
00:38:09Life proof.
00:38:10I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:38:13Here's the proof, everyone.
00:38:15Here's the married big-wig that's cozying up with Lois.
00:38:19She's been sneaking around with this geezer ever since we've been married.
00:38:22That's a driver, you idiot.
00:38:27He was driving me to work.
00:38:31Stop lying, Lois, okay?
00:38:33I saw you leave his house.
00:38:35Don't you hug me.
00:38:38Hey!
00:38:43Oh!
00:38:44Get...
00:38:45Fuck!
00:38:45Back off.
00:38:46That's enough.
00:38:47I'm the one you're looking for.
00:38:49I'm the big-wig in question here.
00:38:51Mr. Cavill, can you tell us about your relationship with Miss Kane?
00:38:59That's enough. I'm the one you're looking for. I'm the big wig in question here.
00:39:03Mr. Cavill, can you tell us about your relationship with Miss Kane?
00:39:11Yes. Lois and I go way back when we're classmates to college.
00:39:15She's an incredibly talented journalist and that is why when I started making my documentary,
00:39:19I knew I needed someone with her skill set to capture the essence of my project.
00:39:23Is that the reason why she's been seen with you a lot lately?
00:39:27Yes. She's currently writing an exclusive article about the making and the progress of the documentary.
00:39:35Mr. Kirby, do you have an issue with who I work with?
00:39:41Mr. Kirby, do you have an issue with who I work with?
00:39:51Look, Mr. Cavill, I'm really sorry about the misunderstanding here, okay?
00:39:57You know how it is with exes, things get heated.
00:40:01Is that so?
00:40:03But anyways, I want to talk with you about something.
00:40:07My company and your movie. I want to work with you.
00:40:11Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
00:40:15Oh, okay, what are you talking about?
00:40:17Listen to me very closely. I want to make something crystal clear for you.
00:40:21I will never do business with your company.
00:40:25You got that? Not now and not ever.
00:40:29I will never do business with your company.
00:40:59Well, let's get you dressed.
00:41:03Come on.
00:41:09So that's how it is, huh?
00:41:11Clark fucking Cavill.
00:41:13Get your paparazzi buddies to keep it close.
00:41:15I am Clark Cavill.
00:41:17I think there's a juicy story for me.
00:41:19They must have some sort of arrangement.
00:41:21That's the only explanation.
00:41:23Find out where Clark Cavill's dressing is. Now.
00:41:31Understood, Mr. Cavill.
00:41:41You okay?
00:41:43Clark, if you weren't back there, I don't know what I would have done. Thank you.
00:41:49I meant what I said, Lois.
00:41:51I'll never let anyone hurt you.
00:41:57Was it always like that with Jim?
00:41:59To control the humiliation?
00:42:01It was worse than anyone knew, actually.
00:42:07The constant cheating and the mind games.
00:42:11And then sometimes when he would get really mad, he would just...
00:42:15He hit you.
00:42:19Lois.
00:42:21That will never happen again.
00:42:23I swear as long as I'm with you,
00:42:25no one will lay a hand on you.
00:42:27Okay.
00:42:29It's okay.
00:42:30It's okay.
00:42:31Just saying.
00:42:32Sit down.
00:42:33Stop!
00:42:34deactivate him, frankly.
00:42:35Oh no.
00:42:53There is no one for granted.
00:42:55A Loox Tynos is a pessimist.
00:42:56Is.
00:42:57allemaal!!!
00:42:58One second.
00:43:03Mr. Cavill, I need to touch up your...
00:43:06Oh, oh, now's not a good time.
00:43:08It's okay.
00:43:08Nonsense.
00:43:09Can't have that handsome face looking shiny on camera.
00:43:11You really don't need to.
00:43:12Just hold still.
00:43:13This will only take a second.
00:43:19Action.
00:43:28There you go, Mr. Cavill.
00:43:40Perfect as always.
00:43:42Would you mind giving me a moment?
00:43:44Mm-hmm.
00:43:44Yeah.
00:43:50Okay, that was...
00:43:51You okay?
00:43:52Yeah.
00:43:53Yeah, I'm okay.
00:43:54That was close.
00:43:55Yeah, that was close.
00:43:58Wow, I miss this.
00:44:00Being with you.
00:44:02Me too.
00:44:05You know, I really couldn't stop thinking about you.
00:44:25Hey, Clark, hurry up.
00:44:27Show's about to start.
00:44:28Hey, Clark, hurry up.
00:44:33The show's about to start.
00:44:35I'm sorry.
00:44:36I gotta get you out.
00:44:37I'll be fine.
00:44:38Go knock him down.
00:44:45Good luck.
00:44:46I thought you might want to watch the show from here.
00:44:48Yeah, that would be awesome.
00:44:50Listen, Lewis, I need to get something off my chest.
00:44:59I'm sorry for what I did back then.
00:45:03Convincing you to break up with Clark.
00:45:05Barney, we don't have to do this.
00:45:07No, please, let me finish.
00:45:09I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:45:12I never realized how much I was hurting both of you.
00:45:15Yeah, but look at him now.
00:45:18Seemed to all work out in the end.
00:45:20Maybe career-wise, but...
00:45:22Lois, I've never seen him as happy as he was with you.
00:45:25I know it's not my place, but you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:45:38I know it's not my place, but you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:45:41Yeah, but Barney, if he finds out the truth about our breakup, I mean, what will it do
00:45:49to your friendship?
00:45:50You're like a brother to him.
00:45:52And that's exactly why you should tell him.
00:45:54He deserves the truth, and you both deserve to be happy.
00:46:00There were so many nights, he'd get drunk and just call out your name over and over.
00:46:06And during the toughest times in his career, he'd always say, I'm going to make it big
00:46:14for her, for Lois.
00:46:17You were his motivation, though, even when you weren't there.
00:46:20Okay, Barney.
00:46:22Okay, you're right.
00:46:24Look, after the ceremony, I'm going to tell him.
00:46:26I'm going to tell him, and no more running, no more hiding.
00:46:29Thank you, Lois, for fixing the mistake that I made.
00:46:36And the award for Best Actor goes to Clark Hedell.
00:47:01Wow, this is incredible.
00:47:04Thank you all so much.
00:47:06I actually want to dedicate this award to someone.
00:47:09Someone very special to me.
00:47:15Oh my God!
00:47:17What the hell?
00:47:18What is...
00:47:19Oh my God!
00:47:33How long have you been seeing Lois Kane?
00:47:46Is this why you turned down his business office?
00:47:49Because of your history with his ex-wife?
00:47:51Okay.
00:47:55Lois and I fell in love in high school, and we stayed together through college.
00:48:00I was a struggling actor back then, and Lois worked two jobs to support me, to support
00:48:06my dream.
00:48:08She believed in me, even when I didn't believe in myself.
00:48:11Lois is the love of my life.
00:48:14So, why did you break up?
00:48:17So, why did you break up?
00:48:26So, why did you break up?
00:48:27Lois and I broke up due to misunderstanding.
00:48:29I thought that she left me for a wealthy man, but it turns out I was wrong.
00:48:37My mistake was I didn't fight for her.
00:48:40I should have fought for her.
00:48:41For us.
00:48:42Oh God, he never believed I would choose money over him.
00:48:47Lois, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:48:50I never stopped.
00:48:52Will you take me back?
00:48:55Well folks, if Lois agrees, she should come up here and give Clark a big old kiss.
00:49:00Don't you?
00:49:01Yes.
00:49:02Come on.
00:49:04Well, what are you waiting for?
00:49:06Go get your man.
00:49:07To true love.
00:49:28Oh, sweet dreams, Barney.
00:49:37Clark, Clark, it's Lois.
00:49:53Barney?
00:49:54What?
00:49:54Barney, what happened?
00:49:55Where's Lois?
00:49:56I think, I think she's been kidnapped.
00:49:59What?
00:50:06What?
00:50:06Someone dropped me when I woke up.
00:50:10What?
00:50:40Find the security footage now.
00:50:43Sir, you caught her trying to sneak out the back.
00:50:47She had this.
00:50:52Stella?
00:51:01Stella?
00:51:04What the hell? Where is Jim? Where did he take Lois?
00:51:07I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:51:10Cut the crap, Stella. I know you're Jim's little side piece. Start talking.
00:51:16Oh, please.
00:51:18How do you know she didn't run off with Jim willingly?
00:51:21Think about it, Clark.
00:51:22Her ex-husband whisks her away.
00:51:26Sounds like they're after your cash, if you ask me.
00:51:28Face it.
00:51:32She chose Jim over you.
00:51:36She doesn't love you.
00:51:38Stop lying to yourself.
00:51:40She doesn't love you.
00:51:49Stop lying to yourself.
00:51:57I doubted Lois once.
00:51:59I let my pride and insecurities get in the way.
00:52:01I lost her because of it.
00:52:02I will not let that happen again.
00:52:17I lost her because of it.
00:52:18I will not let that happen again.
00:52:20I'm choosing to believe in her.
00:52:23I will not let you stand in the way or anything.
00:52:25Can you believe this guy, Lois?
00:52:27He's actually doubling down on this bullshit.
00:52:30Lois, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:52:34I always have, and I always will.
00:52:36I will find you.
00:52:37I love you too, Clark.
00:52:43Lois, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:52:46I always have, and I always will.
00:52:48I will find you.
00:52:50I can't believe him.
00:52:51I thought for sure he would think that you'd run off on him again.
00:52:54You're wrong about Clark, and you're wrong about me.
00:52:58I'll never leave Clark again.
00:53:00Well, if I can't settle for destroying your fairytale little ending, Lois, then I guess
00:53:05I'll just have to settle for rearing you.
00:53:08What are you doing?
00:53:09No.
00:53:09What are you doing?
00:53:11Get out of me!
00:53:14I'm not your puppet!
00:53:18You're going to regret that!
00:53:23Stella, this is your last chance.
00:53:48Where is Lois?
00:53:53If you don't tell me right now, I swear, I will never let you work in this industry again.
00:53:59You.
00:54:01Stella, I get it.
00:54:04You think you love Jim, but he's just using you just like he did with Lois.
00:54:09Sunset Hotel, room 237.
00:54:20Sunset Hotel, room 237.
00:54:20You can see how your precious little Clark likes you now.
00:54:47Lois!
00:54:48Lois!
00:54:49Are you okay?
00:54:51Oh my gosh.
00:54:53This isn't over!
00:54:57Lois, come on, wake up.
00:54:58Hey, beautiful.
00:55:24Clark?
00:55:27Lois.
00:55:29There's something you need to know.
00:55:31Last night, the doctors came and they ran some tests on you while you were unconscious,
00:55:35and it turns out that you're pregnant.
00:55:43I'm pregnant?
00:55:44After all these years, I have a question for you.
00:56:04Will you take me back?
00:56:05Yeah.
00:56:06Yeah.
00:56:07Will you take me back?
00:56:07For good?
00:56:08Yes.
00:56:10Yes, of course, Clark.
00:56:11Of course.
00:56:11Yes. Yes, of course, Clark, of course.
00:56:17Well, then I have one more question.
00:56:19Anything.
00:56:22Lois Kane, will you marry me?
00:56:29Yes! Clark, a thousand times yes, of course.
00:56:34Oh, my God. It's beautiful.
00:56:37I love it.
00:56:41Look, please. Please try to understand.
00:56:54Barney was only doing what he thought was good for your career, okay?
00:56:56He was... He never meant to hurt us.
00:57:03I'm gonna need a best man, by the way.
00:57:06You in?
00:57:11Clark, oh, you made my favorite. Just like in college.
00:57:32I remember every detail, baby.
00:57:33Breaking news in the entertainment world.
00:57:43Clark Cavill has just been nominated for an Oscar.
00:57:46Oh, my God.
00:57:48Oh, my God. Congratulations, babe.
00:57:51In other news, sources close to Cavill have made shocking allegations about his rekindled romance with Lois Kane.
00:58:00Mr. Cavill, how do you respond to the allegations that Miss Kane is only with you for your money?
00:58:25Those allegations are completely false, if I may not.
00:58:35I have to set the record straight.
00:58:37Years ago, when Clark was starting out, I convinced Lois to break up with him.
00:58:43I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:58:46So Lois pretended to fall for a rich man to make Clark let her go.
00:58:53But the truth is, Lois did this out of love.
00:59:01She sacrificed her own happiness for Clark's success.
00:59:06I've witnessed their love since high school.
00:59:10Please stop these hurtful rumors.
00:59:13Let them be happy together.
00:59:16They deserve it.
00:59:17Nobody did it!
00:59:18Jim?
00:59:28Jim, please.
00:59:30Let's talk about this, okay?
00:59:31No, Lois.
00:59:32There's nothing to talk about.
00:59:33This man, he's ruined everything.
00:59:36Listen.
00:59:36Look.
00:59:37I hear you.
00:59:39Jim, this is not the way.
00:59:40Why don't we just discuss what you want?
00:59:43I want you to work with me on my next movie.
00:59:47Lois.
00:59:49Okay, you want to work with me?
00:59:51Let's make it official.
00:59:53I've got a contract right here.
00:59:56If you sign it,
00:59:58you got a deal.
00:59:59Okay?
01:00:08Freeze!
01:00:13And the Oscar goes to...
01:00:21Clark Cavill!
01:00:22Thank you so much.
01:00:36Wow.
01:00:37Wow.
01:00:38Thank you, everybody, so much.
01:00:39Truly, I am very honored and humbled
01:00:41to receive such astounding recognition today.
01:00:44This is truly an experience of a lifetime,
01:00:46and it means a lot to me.
01:00:49But none of this would have been possible
01:00:51without one thing,
01:00:53and that is the unwavering support
01:00:54of someone very special to me.
01:00:57And that person...
01:01:01And that person...
01:01:04is my wife, Lois.
01:01:05Lois, you have been my rock,
01:01:10my inspiration,
01:01:11my everything.
01:01:13And on top of this,
01:01:14I also have one more announcement
01:01:15to make tonight.
01:01:16And that is that,
01:01:17as of today,
01:01:19I'll be officially retiring from acting.
01:01:23And I've decided to move into producing
01:01:26in order to spend more time
01:01:28with my loved ones,
01:01:28my family,
01:01:29and overall focus
01:01:31on the next chapter of my life.
01:01:32That also includes supporting my wife
01:01:35in her new career
01:01:36as a best-selling author.
01:01:39Thank you, everyone, again.
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