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The Trouble with Jessica Full Movie

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00:00:00uh-huh

00:00:07okay

00:00:10that's great

00:00:14and they've accepted the price

00:00:18you think we can still exchange on Thursday

00:00:24that's great

00:00:27listen I just need to take another call

00:00:29I'll talk soon bye

00:00:32but you're bringing who

00:00:36okay nice

00:00:40it's fine it is fine

00:00:44it is oh shit

00:00:48no of course fine hey I'm saying it's fine that's how you know it's fine

00:00:52well there's plenty of food so

00:00:56I'll see you soon

00:00:57okay bye

00:01:00hey they're bringing jessica

00:01:05oh god why are they bringing jessica

00:01:09why not bring jessica

00:01:12she always flirts with you

00:01:13she flirts with everyone

00:01:14oh fine then we can all flirt with little miss aren't I

00:01:17fascinating

00:01:18you know she just wrote this bestseller

00:01:20400 pages of confession porn I know

00:01:22and now she's coming over and it's going to be

00:01:25oh hi jessica sorry haven't read your book

00:01:28it's not that big of a deal

00:01:30I know

00:01:31oh it's just I wanted this evening to be special

00:01:35it will be special

00:01:36it's going to be our last dinner in this house

00:01:42it won't be that bad

00:01:45yeah you always think it won't be that bad

00:01:48I'm sorry

00:01:51I don't know how many times I can say it

00:01:54yeah I know

00:01:56oh

00:01:58hi Sarah

00:02:02you look gorgeous

00:02:04crashing your party you don't mind do you

00:02:07hi mate

00:02:07hey hello

00:02:10smells promising

00:02:10hi tom

00:02:11hey jessica

00:02:12I was hoping you'd make the clafouti

00:02:15have you tried tom's clafouti

00:02:16no

00:02:16never tried tom's clafouti

00:02:18all you should do is just make clafouti for the rest of your life

00:02:21seriously you haven't lived

00:02:23have you tried this clafouti

00:02:24okay okay

00:02:25I made the clafouti

00:02:27yes

00:02:28yay

00:02:28oh I can see that

00:02:29hmm

00:02:29well this is going to be an occasion

00:02:31don't forget a night with tom's clafouti

00:02:33how are the kids

00:02:34ben has become a born again christian

00:02:36what

00:02:37yeah he says he needs faith in his life

00:02:39last night before dinner he tried to make us hold hands and pray

00:02:43hopefully he'll just get bored and become an anarchist or something

00:02:47well poppy just came out

00:02:49really

00:02:50at least you don't have to worry about her getting pregnant

00:02:52thank you

00:02:53here we are

00:02:53I hear your book's being well

00:02:55yeah

00:02:56I haven't read it yet

00:02:58oh that's okay

00:02:59I've read it

00:03:00brilliant

00:03:00well what's it about

00:03:02it's a kind of memoir of my misspent life

00:03:05reviews have been amazing

00:03:07you should read it

00:03:08absolutely I will read it

00:03:10you know I've never actually been to your house before

00:03:12you haven't

00:03:13no I haven't

00:03:14you've never invited me

00:03:15oh well

00:03:16why don't you show me around

00:03:17you shouldn't

00:03:21here

00:03:22let's start up there

00:03:25everyone is reading your book

00:03:30not your wife

00:03:32I hope you don't mind my bringing Jessica

00:03:34she was tugging along a minute before I knew it

00:03:36no it's fine

00:03:37no it isn't fine

00:03:39I can see it isn't

00:03:40what's up there

00:03:43that's my office

00:03:44what's this then

00:03:51just a project I've been working on

00:03:53all those sharp edges

00:03:55are people supposed to live in it

00:03:56hopefully

00:03:57what

00:04:00oh

00:04:02ah that

00:04:03never forgotten that night

00:04:06do you ever think about it

00:04:10I was just showing Jessica the Napier Street project

00:04:24the food's burning

00:04:26you might want to get back to it

00:04:27before dinner's ruined

00:04:28ain't yeah

00:04:29wait wait

00:04:38how many women

00:04:39seven

00:04:40Jesus

00:04:41doesn't it bother you defending someone like that

00:04:43well I was going to defend him

00:04:45yeah I just don't know why it has to be you

00:04:46do we have to have this argument again

00:04:48if you dealt with as many domestic violence victims as I have to every day you simply wouldn't do it

00:04:53and if I didn't you wouldn't enjoy the lifestyle that you do

00:04:56not a domestic violence counselling salary

00:04:58well I just don't know why you have to do so many rape cases

00:05:00actually what I really like to do is get out of rape back into murder

00:05:04the thing about rapists

00:05:06is they're all

00:05:07assholes

00:05:10no kidding

00:05:10murderers aren't assholes

00:05:12well

00:05:12no it's the type of asshole

00:05:15plus I fucking hate cross-examining rape victims

00:05:18it's impossible not to look like a cunt

00:05:20I defy anyone to cross-examine a rape victim and not look like a cunt

00:05:24my husband the cunt everyone

00:05:25well it's not easy being a cunt

00:05:27you have no idea

00:05:27I was raped once

00:05:30what?

00:05:33when?

00:05:34oh

00:05:35that was years ago

00:05:36straight after college

00:05:37why did you never tell me?

00:05:41I didn't tell anyone

00:05:42I suppose I just thought he'd get some clever lawyer

00:05:46and I'd get humiliated in court

00:05:48and

00:05:48and he'd get off anyway

00:05:51well

00:05:53I know I really do feel like a cunt

00:05:56well now you see what you really are

00:05:58true thirst isn't it?

00:06:01you weren't raped were you?

00:06:19I'm just fucking with you

00:06:21I can't believe you just made a joke about being raped

00:06:25well you all didn't seem to mind when he was joking about it

00:06:28that was so funny

00:06:37I know

00:06:39and you did know

00:06:41Sarah

00:06:42are you alright?

00:06:45I'm sorry

00:06:46Napier Street's become this obsession for Tom

00:06:54I think no one's ever taken him seriously

00:06:57and this is going to change everything

00:06:59the main investor pulled out

00:07:03so Tom took out a loan

00:07:06without telling me

00:07:07oh my god

00:07:08now it's way over budget

00:07:09he's run out of money

00:07:11I didn't find out what was going on

00:07:22until I started doing this year's tax returns

00:07:24and of course back then it was too fucking late

00:07:26there we are

00:07:29it's fine

00:07:30yeah well

00:07:39everyone settled down and got boring

00:07:41except Jessica of course

00:07:44you never got boring

00:07:45crazy gets boring after a while

00:07:47we're all crazy about you

00:07:49do you remember that last night after finals

00:07:51all you did was talk about buildings

00:07:54and I just wanted you to take me home and fuck me

00:07:57oh for fuck's sake

00:08:00you just had us all wrapped around your little finger didn't you

00:08:03but you married Ben

00:08:04I did

00:08:05yeah don't you forget it

00:08:06you two would never have made each other happy

00:08:09nah

00:08:10I never make men happy

00:08:11well like Mr. X

00:08:13Mr. X

00:08:14well I wouldn't say I made him happy

00:08:15he made me happy

00:08:17he's from the book

00:08:18Married Man apparently

00:08:19do we know him?

00:08:21she won't tell me

00:08:22well I hope his wife doesn't find that

00:08:24well she won't for me

00:08:25I'm not going to burst that bubble

00:08:27maybe it's not a bubble

00:08:28maybe what it is

00:08:29it's a marriage

00:08:30well it's kind of the same thing isn't it

00:08:35well

00:08:36how about the Clifuti

00:08:40yes

00:08:42seriously

00:08:43you have to try this Clifuti

00:08:45for God's sake

00:08:45can we stop going on about this fucking Clifuti

00:08:48Jess love

00:08:49he was just trying to

00:08:51I know

00:08:51I'm sorry

00:08:52so sometimes you get tired of bullshit

00:08:59what bullshit?

00:09:06why don't we all just

00:09:08no no no

00:09:08I'd like to know

00:09:09what bullshit

00:09:10the roles we've all chosen

00:09:13charming amoralist

00:09:16po-faced do-gooder

00:09:18pathological dreamer

00:09:21grown up

00:09:22grown up

00:09:22fuck up

00:09:23maybe the bullshit

00:09:25who's telling us that our lives are bullshit

00:09:27I mean who made you the arbiter of what's bullshit and what isn't?

00:09:30you asked me what I meant

00:09:31I shouldn't have had to Jessica

00:09:33this is my house

00:09:33you're sitting at my table

00:09:34and I don't need you telling me that my life is bullshit

00:09:37fine fine

00:09:38I'm sorry I was rude about your perfect house

00:09:40and your perfect life and your perfect Clifuti

00:09:43we should all be so fucking lucky as you

00:09:46lucky?

00:09:47oh that's a good one

00:09:48we're having to sell the house

00:09:53what?

00:09:56yes

00:09:57believe it or not

00:09:59other people have problems

00:10:00real problems

00:10:01not just about who they're going to flirt with

00:10:03and get high with

00:10:06fuck

00:10:06it's amazing

00:10:08you've led this life of zero responsibility

00:10:10and you get a bestseller out of it

00:10:12you have to sit here and be a total narcissist

00:10:15and just for one evening

00:10:16can you just not flirt with my fucking husband?

00:10:19hey

00:10:21you're selling the house?

00:10:23yeah we have to

00:10:24what? what happened?

00:10:27well

00:10:28we got into trouble

00:10:30oh shit

00:10:33can we help?

00:10:35no

00:10:35no? what? of course we can

00:10:36no it's too much

00:10:38nonsense

00:10:38you helped us when we ran into trouble

00:10:41I don't know what to do if you haven't

00:10:42do you happen to have a spare million?

00:10:45shit

00:10:46we'll manage

00:10:47we have a buyer

00:10:48as long as we exchange contracts this week

00:10:50we'll be fine

00:10:51I'm sorry I went off on her

00:10:54she always manages to get to me

00:10:56and I don't know why

00:10:57I should never have brought her

00:10:59she kind of insisted it was weird

00:11:02oh maybe she's right

00:11:02maybe it is all bullshit

00:11:04I mean

00:11:06you try to build a life

00:11:08a home

00:11:08future for your kids

00:11:10what the fuck is wrong with that?

00:11:13and then one day something happens

00:11:14and you wonder if

00:11:15if the effort

00:11:17all the fucking effort

00:11:18that you put into the life

00:11:19that you built

00:11:19you wonder if someone

00:11:20is just playing a fucking joke on you

00:11:23you'll bounce back

00:11:24of course you'll bounce back

00:11:25yes we'll bounce back

00:11:27as long as we sell the house

00:11:29this

00:11:30you'll sell this house

00:11:31it's a great fucking house

00:11:32I'm sorry

00:11:38it's alright

00:11:40sorry I don't know why you went

00:11:45you probably will want dessert

00:11:52well now that you mention it

00:11:55Richard

00:11:55what I can't help myself

00:11:57what do you want me to say

00:11:58yeah

00:11:58alright

00:11:59probably time for the clapouti

00:12:03oh

00:12:04clapouti

00:12:07oh

00:12:09clapouti

00:12:11bravo

00:12:12oh it looks fucking amazing

00:12:15um

00:12:16always looks amazing

00:12:18wait a minute

00:12:22we should get Jessica

00:12:23oh yes

00:12:24obviously

00:12:25where's she gone?

00:12:26I'll get her

00:12:27wait a minute

00:12:27there's always something

00:12:28with Jessica

00:12:29well it was me too

00:12:31no

00:12:32no

00:12:33no it wasn't

00:12:34it wasn't you

00:12:35fine

00:12:38I'll make it up to her

00:12:41when she comes back

00:12:42hurry up

00:12:46oh god

00:12:48Jessica

00:12:49get a knife

00:12:51get a knife

00:12:52to cut me down

00:12:53oh my god

00:12:56cut me down

00:12:57cut me down

00:12:59cut me down

00:13:00take the weight

00:13:01Jesus Christ

00:13:03fucking yous

00:13:04get her higher

00:13:05she's not breathing

00:13:07ah

00:13:07I got a cramp

00:13:09what about a cramp

00:13:10I got a cramp

00:13:11I'm into what the fuck you're doing

00:13:12I want you to ask

00:13:13quickly

00:13:15cut her down

00:13:16cut her down

00:13:18just cut this guy

00:13:19just cut it

00:13:20cut it

00:13:21cut it

00:13:22don't be jumping

00:13:23get the knife

00:13:25get the knife

00:13:27fucking hell

00:13:28okay just cut

00:13:29cut

00:13:29oh my god

00:13:33oh my god

00:13:34oh my god

00:13:35oh my god

00:13:36is she

00:13:41yes

00:13:43oh Jesus

00:13:43no

00:13:44no

00:13:46no

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00:14:15no

00:14:16no

00:14:17I knew something like this was going to happen, but I didn't think she'd actually fucking do it.

00:14:37I mean, her book's doing really well, finally everything's coming together, and then this, I mean, why, why, why would you come to someone's house for dinner,

00:14:46and then go out into the garden, and, I mean, how exactly is that supposed to make any fucking sense, huh?

00:15:00Want to get you a drink?

00:15:01No, I don't want a fucking drink. I just want this not to happen.

00:15:08It's my fault.

00:15:10What?

00:15:11No.

00:15:12I shouldn't have shouted at her. I overreacted.

00:15:14God, well, you can't blame yourself for this.

00:15:17It's crazy.

00:15:18It's nobody's fault.

00:15:24I guess we'd better call someone.

00:15:30Who? Who do you call when someone...

00:15:32The police.

00:15:35The police?

00:15:37Yeah.

00:15:38And we'd better call someone.

00:15:41I'll do it.

00:15:42Oh, God, yes!

00:15:48Oh, God!

00:15:56Hello?

00:15:59Wait.

00:16:00What?

00:16:01Put the phone down.

00:16:02Why?

00:16:03Oh, hi.

00:16:04What did I put this in?

00:16:05What did you do that for?

00:16:08Can't call the police.

00:16:09I was calling an ambulance.

00:16:11You can't call an ambulance either.

00:16:12Why not?

00:16:13Think about it.

00:16:16I'm not following you.

00:16:18The buyer.

00:16:19What buyer?

00:16:19Our buyer.

00:16:21The house.

00:16:22What does this have to do with our buyer?

00:16:25Well, when he finds out what just happened, he won't buy the house.

00:16:29Right?

00:16:29We don't know.

00:16:32Well, that's the point.

00:16:35He might not care.

00:16:37He might.

00:16:38He might not.

00:16:39But he might.

00:16:41He might.

00:16:43Fuck.

00:16:45Fuck.

00:16:46What are we...

00:16:46I mean, what...

00:16:48How are we...

00:16:49It's possible he won't mind that someone just hung themselves in his brand new house.

00:16:54He might think it's cool.

00:16:56On the other hand, he might be totally normal.

00:17:00He could very easily be...

00:17:03Normal.

00:17:05If we don't sell the house this week, we're going to lose everything.

00:17:10Right, but why...

00:17:11Why would the buyer find out?

00:17:14By the time this comes out, it'll all be done.

00:17:16Tom!

00:17:17What?

00:17:17It'll be all over the internet in the morning.

00:17:20Best-selling author commits suicide in Friend's Garden.

00:17:23Tragedy of the North London elite.

00:17:25She was a columnist for the Daily Mail.

00:17:27Don't you fucking get it?

00:17:30Fuck.

00:17:32Well, what are we supposed to do?

00:17:34Keep her here until the buyer signs?

00:17:36Do you have any idea how bad a decomposing body smells?

00:17:39And how are we supposed to explain not reporting it?

00:17:42That's a crime.

00:17:43That has to be a crime.

00:17:44That's a bad crime.

00:17:45I know.

00:17:45Well, we're not going to do that.

00:17:49No, we're not going to do that.

00:17:52What?

00:17:53What if she hadn't done it here?

00:17:55She did it here.

00:17:57What if she hadn't?

00:17:59She did it.

00:18:00How is this relevant?

00:18:01Well, what if she'd done it at her place?

00:18:03You can't be serious.

00:18:06Why not?

00:18:09What do you say?

00:18:10Like, move the body?

00:18:11Yeah.

00:18:12To her place?

00:18:12Mm-hmm.

00:18:13And then what?

00:18:14Work it up.

00:18:16That's insane.

00:18:18It's doable.

00:18:19Doable?

00:18:21Driving to the West End in under two hours on a Friday night.

00:18:24That is doable.

00:18:25This is not doable.

00:18:26Why not?

00:18:26Because it is wrong.

00:18:40We're in this situation because of you.

00:18:43You don't have the luxury of a conscience right now.

00:18:45You want us to lose everything we work for.

00:18:49You want to pull Ben and Sophie out of school.

00:18:52You went to a state school?

00:18:54That was then.

00:18:55If we don't sell, we won't be able to afford a place in a decent catchment area.

00:18:58They'll end up somewhere like Crosley.

00:19:00Fucking Park.

00:19:01They've had three stabbing since Christmas.

00:19:03Park.

00:19:04Yes.

00:19:05We have to deal with the situation, Tom.

00:19:09What about Beth and Richard?

00:19:11We'll talk to them.

00:19:12They're not going to call.

00:19:17They're our oldest friends.

00:19:26I can't believe we're even discussing this.

00:19:28Look, you must surely realise that you can't just move a body if it's dead.

00:19:35That would be illegal.

00:19:36Wrong!

00:19:37Yes, that too.

00:19:38Wrong.

00:19:38Absolutely.

00:19:39I know.

00:19:40I mean, it sounds crazy.

00:19:42No, it is crazy.

00:19:44Look, guys.

00:19:45Come on.

00:19:46Let me ask you something.

00:19:48What would be the harm?

00:19:50What do you mean, what would be the harm?

00:19:51We're talking about Jessica.

00:19:53How can you even ask that?

00:19:55Just tell me.

00:19:56What harm would it do?

00:19:57Um, Jessica just killed herself in your garden.

00:20:00That seems like quite a lot of harm to me.

00:20:02I mean, we should be thinking about her.

00:20:07Can you fucking hear yourself right now?

00:20:09Yeah, um, what I'm saying is, is there's another side to this.

00:20:13There are going to be consequences for Tom and me.

00:20:16Consequences for everything.

00:20:17And Ben and Sophie.

00:20:19Don't you dare bring them into this.

00:20:20Why not?

00:20:21This is going to affect them.

00:20:23What about Jessica's parents?

00:20:24So are we just going to lie to them now?

00:20:27What difference is it going to make to them, whether she did it here or at her place?

00:20:31How would you feel if you were them?

00:20:33How would I feel if I didn't know it had happened?

00:20:35It's lying!

00:20:36It is lying.

00:20:36We're asking you to lie about this so that our lives don't get totally fucked.

00:20:41I can't believe you're asking us to do this.

00:20:46She was our friend.

00:20:47It was more our friend, really.

00:20:49Yes, she was such a great friend.

00:20:50She decided to kill herself in our garden right when we're trying to sell the house.

00:20:53I mean, who does that?

00:20:54Who goes and kills himself in someone else's garden?

00:20:56Why couldn't she just have killed herself in her own fucking garden?

00:21:00She's never garden.

00:21:01Look, let's just try to be reasonable here.

00:21:04I know this is a tough situation for you guys, but, you know, sometimes life's like that.

00:21:09You just got to take the hit.

00:21:10You know what?

00:21:11You just try taking the hit.

00:21:12No, I wasn't trying to minimize what's at stake for you.

00:21:14No, but you did anyway.

00:21:16Listen, whatever you do next is going to hurt someone.

00:21:22What the fuck is that?

00:21:24It's a fucking cause this time of night.

00:21:25Right, who does that?

00:21:27That's just not answers at all.

00:21:29Right, if we move the party and someone saw something, we're fucked.

00:21:32Nobody's moving the body.

00:21:34And it's not a body.

00:21:35For fuck's sake, it's Jessica.

00:21:37It's Jessica who just fucked us.

00:21:39Okay.

00:21:40Let's just all calm down, right?

00:21:42Let's just see what it is.

00:21:43It's what's your name for next door.

00:22:07Who?

00:22:08What's her name?

00:22:10Miranda.

00:22:11Miranda.

00:22:12Miranda.

00:22:13Do you think she saw something?

00:22:14Hiya.

00:22:15It's a bit of a coincidence I'm just turning up now.

00:22:17Yeah, who does that?

00:22:19No, if she saw something, you definitely wouldn't want to move the body.

00:22:22Stop calling her the body!

00:22:25He's right.

00:22:27Let's just see what she wants.

00:22:34Ah!

00:22:35Ah!

00:22:38Oh, hello.

00:22:39I'm sorry to bother you so late.

00:22:42It's just that I think I saw Jessica Debbie in your garden.

00:22:48Jessica Debbie?

00:22:49Yes.

00:22:50She wrote this book.

00:22:52Have you read it?

00:22:53No.

00:22:54Oh, it's wonderful.

00:22:56It's so moving.

00:22:57The part where she talks about making friends with her depression.

00:23:00Oh, well, I was hoping she might sign my copy, if she's not too busy.

00:23:13Is she here?

00:23:15Yes.

00:23:17Oh, she is here.

00:23:18Wonderful.

00:23:19But she's indisposed.

00:23:22Oh.

00:23:23Well, could you just ask her?

00:23:25It would only take a minute.

00:23:30Could you just wait a moment?

00:23:36She wants Jessica to sign her fucking book.

00:23:39What?

00:23:39Just tell her to fuck off.

00:23:41She won't fuck off.

00:23:42Just tell her.

00:23:43It might look suspicious.

00:23:45Tom, Sarah, this is getting ridiculous.

00:23:47Just a minute.

00:23:49What are you...

00:23:50That's her bag?

00:23:54You can't just do rifling from her bag and...

00:23:57Wait.

00:24:06Hi.

00:24:07Hello.

00:24:08I'm sorry to bother you so late.

00:24:09Jessica doesn't want to come out.

00:24:11Oh, she doesn't want...

00:24:12She's shy.

00:24:14Oh.

00:24:15But she'll sign your book.

00:24:17She will?

00:24:18Give it to me.

00:24:20She won't come out.

00:24:22She hates signing books.

00:24:24But I got her to make an exception in your case.

00:24:28Unless you don't want it signed.

00:24:30No.

00:24:31I do.

00:24:35Well, okay.

00:24:43No, you can't be about to do what I think you're about to do.

00:24:46I'm not.

00:24:50This is...

00:24:51No.

00:24:52No, stop.

00:24:53Jessica.

00:24:54Debbie.

00:24:55Just kidding.

00:24:57How does that look?

00:24:59This is insane.

00:25:03Here you are.

00:25:04Oh, thank you.

00:25:05Okay, then.

00:25:07Would have been nice to meet her.

00:25:09No, you wouldn't want to meet her.

00:25:11She hates fans.

00:25:13Really?

00:25:15Yes.

00:25:16You know what these creative types are like.

00:25:17I see.

00:25:18Well, it's a wonderful book.

00:25:20So I hear.

00:25:21You should read it.

00:25:22Yes, I will.

00:25:23Good night, then.

00:25:24Good night.

00:25:25Have you any idea how crazy what uses it is?

00:25:34Well, we had to get rid of her.

00:25:36But that could be used as evidence.

00:25:37If you go through with it...

00:25:39They're not going through with it.

00:25:40No one is going through with it.

00:25:41I think you two have gone...

00:25:42You're asking us to take an enormous risk.

00:25:46I mean, you understand that, right?

00:25:47That's assuming we get caught.

00:25:49If we're smart about it, we won't get caught.

00:25:51You can't rule out getting caught.

00:25:54Yeah, all right, we can't.

00:25:55But we are desperate.

00:25:57We need your help.

00:25:58I understand that, but...

00:25:59You're our oldest friend.

00:26:01Yes.

00:26:02No, we are your oldest friends.

00:26:05And we will do anything we can to help, except...

00:26:08There's no helping us if we don't sell the house.

00:26:11We are going to lose everything.

00:26:12No, you don't know that.

00:26:14We helped you.

00:26:16You said it yourself.

00:26:18You don't know what you would have done if we hadn't.

00:26:20You did, but I helped you after that.

00:26:23You know, when you needed those documents countersigned for the Merrow Street project?

00:26:26No, I had to be a little bit naughty on that one.

00:26:28Yes, but this is different.

00:26:30You're fucking right, it's different.

00:26:31Look, we want to help you.

00:26:33You know we do.

00:26:34We do.

00:26:35But with this, we can't.

00:26:36It's not reasonable.

00:26:39So that's it, then.

00:26:40I...

00:26:42I am sorry.

00:26:51I remember Merrow Street.

00:26:54You did take a risk for us, then.

00:26:56You said you'd get disbarred if anyone found out.

00:27:00We were all younger, then.

00:27:01We were.

00:27:02It's funny how that became a badge of our friendship.

00:27:07Of course, it never would have come up if Tom hadn't been so useless at paperwork.

00:27:11Well, he is pretty bloody useless.

00:27:12Of course, when I have to do the taxes for Tom's company, he just hands everything over to me.

00:27:16I have to sort it all out because he's so useless at paperwork, because he just hands everything over to me.

00:27:23That's how I know that I'll still have it all in my files, that naughty thing you did.

00:27:30Sarah, what are you doing?

00:27:31And if that file just happened to find its way to the bar council, then that might be a hit you have to take.

00:27:38Sarah, you can't be serious.

00:27:40Richard is our friend.

00:27:41Yes, yes.

00:27:42We're all friends here, aren't we?

00:27:44You fucking bitch.

00:27:46Okay.

00:27:47Wait, just wait a minute.

00:27:49No, don't tell me to wait a minute.

00:27:50Your wife just tried to blackmail us.

00:27:52Sarah.

00:27:53You didn't mean what you just said.

00:27:59I mean, what kind of people are we?

00:28:01Well, I don't know about you, Tom, but I'm the kind of person that wants to protect my family.

00:28:06I mean, we can all stand around here and talk about what nice, reasonable people we are.

00:28:10God, I'd love to call the police so that I don't have to look at my oldest friends hating me.

00:28:13I'll have my husband wonder who he's been married to all these years, but...

00:28:18I know that if I did that...

00:28:22Look.

00:28:33What?

00:28:34Look.

00:28:36Look.

00:28:37What do you think happens when you lose everything?

00:28:39Do you think someone's just going to give Tom another job?

00:28:41Do you think someone's just going to give us another fucking mortgage?

00:28:45Fuck.

00:28:47It's going to be survival.

00:28:48That's what happens when...

00:28:50You know, that's what...

00:28:52That's what we encourage.

00:28:55I've been there, unlike you.

00:28:57Don't sell me your sob story.

00:29:00You'd be sobbing if it was your story.

00:29:02Call it protecting your children or whatever you like.

00:29:06But in the end, ultimately, it is just bullshit.

00:29:10Yeah, I didn't ask to be put in this position.

00:29:12Jessica put us all in this position.

00:29:14And I'm sorry she felt she had to do what she did.

00:29:17What she did, she did to us too.

00:29:20I have to deal with this in the best way that I know how.

00:29:23Tom, so you, you, you're happy with this, are you?

00:29:30I wouldn't exactly describe myself as happy, no?

00:29:35But if you're happy to just stand by and watch us lose everything...

00:29:40Oh, tell me it is not that fucking woman again!

00:29:44Good evening, madam.

00:29:51Yes.

00:29:53Is everything all right?

00:29:55Yes.

00:29:56Is there any reason why everything wouldn't be all right?

00:29:59Well, someone dove 999 from this house.

00:30:02They did?

00:30:03They did, yes.

00:30:04Oh.

00:30:07Did you call 999?

00:30:09Me?

00:30:10Yes, madam.

00:30:12No.

00:30:13Did someone else call 999?

00:30:16I did.

00:30:22I thought I saw some kids breaking into the neighbor's car.

00:30:27Which car was that?

00:30:28The blue one.

00:30:30There.

00:30:32Thought you saw or saw?

00:30:34No, saw.

00:30:36Definitely saw.

00:30:38But you didn't complete the call?

00:30:39Well, they saw me.

00:30:41I was looking at them.

00:30:43Uh, and I was on the phone.

00:30:45So they ran away.

00:30:50They ran away?

00:30:51Yeah, I didn't want to waste your time, so I put down the phone.

00:30:54Never a waste of time calling the police if you witness a crime, sir.

00:30:58That's what we're here for.

00:30:59Of course.

00:31:00Are you sure everything's all right?

00:31:03Absolutely everything is just great.

00:31:08Maybe we should take a quick look inside.

00:31:10Just to make sure.

00:31:11Everybody is all right, so...

00:31:12Maybe just take a little look.

00:31:15You want to come in?

00:31:16Okay, yes.

00:31:17Okay, okay.

00:31:19Okay.

00:31:19Let's ride in here.

00:31:38Having dinner?

00:31:38That's right, yeah.

00:31:45Is that a clafootie?

00:31:48It is.

00:31:49Yes.

00:31:51You've got five places, say.

00:31:54Yes.

00:31:55Is someone else here?

00:31:57There was.

00:31:59She wasn't feeling well.

00:32:01She left.

00:32:01Well, looks like everything here's okay.

00:32:10There is one thing.

00:32:13What's that then?

00:32:17I'd like to say...

00:32:22Thank you for taking the trouble.

00:32:27No trouble at all, madam.

00:32:29All right, then.

00:32:32Sorry to have bothered you.

00:32:34It's all right.

00:32:41That is a lovely-looking clafootie.

00:32:44Made one myself the other day.

00:32:48Looks like you browned the top off just about perfect.

00:32:54Come, Paul.

00:32:57Sorry.

00:32:58Sorry.

00:32:59Sorry to have bothered you.

00:33:07Obviously, you have to check these things out.

00:33:09If anything else happens,

00:33:11if you see any more kids up to no good,

00:33:13feel free to give us a call.

00:33:19I can't help feeling like there's something

00:33:21you might want to tell me, sir.

00:33:25No.

00:33:26Nothing I can think of.

00:33:36All right, then.

00:33:37Good night.

00:33:38Good night.

00:33:39Good night.

00:33:42Oh, fuck.

00:33:45They've gone.

00:33:45I'm a member of the fucking bar for fuck's sake.

00:33:58Calm down.

00:33:59Don't tell me to calm down.

00:34:00Don't tell me to calm down.

00:34:00Okay, okay.

00:34:01Look, you realize what happens if this comes out?

00:34:03This isn't just some paperwork from the fucking past.

00:34:06This will be the end of me.

00:34:08The absolute fucking end.

00:34:10It won't be the end if we keep our heads and see this through.

00:34:14Oh, great.

00:34:15Oh, fantastic.

00:34:15So what?

00:34:16All we have to do is carry a dead body across the street,

00:34:18put it in the car,

00:34:19drive it all the way to her flat,

00:34:20get her up the stairs,

00:34:21and all without being seen?

00:34:23What could possibly go wrong?

00:34:23I'm so sorry.

00:34:24You're actually going along with this now.

00:34:26We have to.

00:34:27We're fucked if we don't.

00:34:28We haven't done anything.

00:34:30We just did.

00:34:32No.

00:34:33I...

00:34:33No.

00:34:34I...

00:34:35I...

00:34:36I wanted to say something,

00:34:38and you stopped me,

00:34:39and you were dragging me across the room by the hand,

00:34:41and you hurt my hand.

00:34:42It's still hurting.

00:34:43Oh, I'm sorry about your fucking hand.

00:34:46No, you're not.

00:34:46You are not sorry about anything.

00:34:49The only thing you care about is your precious career,

00:34:51cavorting around the old bailey in a wig.

00:34:53What?

00:34:53Letting rapists roam the streets

00:34:55as long as we're all standing around

00:34:56saying how marvelous you are.

00:34:58What the fuck has that got to do with anything?

00:35:00If you don't know what it has to do with everything,

00:35:03then you're not as clever as you think you are.

00:35:05Well, I wasn't clever enough to anticipate

00:35:06the toxic fucking sanctum in a human.

00:35:09You managed to dish out every day.

00:35:10No, no, I was not.

00:35:11That came as a fucking surprise, I have to say.

00:35:13Okay, guys, for God's sake,

00:35:16you try living with God's representative

00:35:18of moral perfection on earth.

00:35:20This is easy for us fucking ordinary mortals.

00:35:22You're weak!

00:35:23You're just weak!

00:35:24You know you are!

00:35:25Go on, run away!

00:35:27Weak!

00:35:44An hour ago, we were just fucking having dinner.

00:35:47And now I feel like I've got a fucking gun to my head.

00:35:50Why, we're locked in now.

00:35:53How would it be so terrible to just leave the body?

00:35:57No, what would be the harm, though, really?

00:36:07Beth will come around.

00:36:08She's a reasonable person.

00:36:11Reasonable?

00:36:13Sorry, did you not hear what she just said?

00:36:15All I care about is my wig?

00:36:18Do you think I like rapists?

00:36:20I fucking hate rapists.

00:36:22But what else am I supposed to do?

00:36:23I'm good at rapists.

00:36:25I love her, but she's impossible sometimes.

00:36:30You never have sex anymore.

00:36:33That's marriage, though, isn't it?

00:36:36It just goes away.

00:36:38The whole thing's ridiculous.

00:36:40We're supposed to mate for life.

00:36:42Well, we only really want to do it for the first couple of years,

00:36:44because all we want is to do it with other people.

00:36:47I mean, his fucking brilliant idea was that.

00:36:53Jessica was different, though, wasn't she?

00:36:55She never changed.

00:36:59I'll never make men happy.

00:37:01What about Mr. X?

00:37:02Mr. X?

00:37:03Well, I wouldn't say I made him happy.

00:37:04He made me happy.

00:37:05It's from the book.

00:37:07Do we know him?

00:37:08She won't tell me.

00:37:12She never stopped living.

00:37:14She didn't.

00:37:17What if he just went off?

00:37:20What?

00:37:22Somewhere like Marco or Brazil or...

00:37:26Together.

00:37:31We should get back to them.

00:37:34We need to decide what we're going to do together.

00:37:38Just leave them for a bit.

00:37:40Sarah and Beth, they love each other.

00:37:41They'll work it out.

00:37:42I'm sorry.

00:37:52I'm so sorry.

00:37:53It's okay.

00:37:54I'll clear it up.

00:37:55No, no.

00:37:55I'll clear it up.

00:37:56Can I help?

00:37:57No, fuck off.

00:37:58I'm still angry with you.

00:37:59Oh, I'm so...

00:38:01I'm so sorry.

00:38:07It's fine.

00:38:09Will you help?

00:38:10I'll clear it up.

00:38:23I'll clear it up.

00:38:24I'll clear it up.

00:38:38I'll clear it up.

00:38:38No, it's just that, uh, I, the thing is, this is the only night.

00:38:47Okay.

00:38:49Okay.

00:38:51What?

00:38:52It's the estate agent.

00:38:54The buyer wants to come over.

00:38:56She wants to show her husband the house.

00:38:58Now?

00:38:59They said ten minutes.

00:39:00What?

00:39:01That's fucking, that's ridiculous.

00:39:03He spends most of his time abroad.

00:39:04I know he was letting her pick out the house.

00:39:06Now suddenly he wants to see it?

00:39:08This is the only night that he can do it until he flies out again.

00:39:12He can't just announce he's turning up in the middle of the night.

00:39:15That's unreasonable.

00:39:16He's rich.

00:39:18Rich people are unreasonable.

00:39:19We can't say no.

00:39:21What about, um...

00:39:24We'll have to move her.

00:39:27No way!

00:39:28It's what we were going to do anyway.

00:39:30I am having no part in this.

00:39:32Fine.

00:39:34Tom.

00:39:36Richard.

00:39:38Okay.

00:39:56All right, give me a hand.

00:39:58Here.

00:40:00I'm sorry.

00:40:01I don't think I can.

00:40:02What?

00:40:02I can't, I can't touch her.

00:40:06Really?

00:40:08What do you mean, really?

00:40:10I can't, okay?

00:40:11What does that mean?

00:40:11I'm not a real man or something?

00:40:13Give me a gun, for fuck's sake.

00:40:21Careful, careful, careful, careful.

00:40:22You're at least at the fucking door.

00:40:34Fuck.

00:40:36Shh, shh, shh, shh.

00:40:38Upstairs.

00:40:39Up...

00:40:39Where?

00:40:40Somewhere.

00:40:41Fuck.

00:40:41That was not ten minutes.

00:40:42Okay.

00:40:43In there.

00:40:44Open the door.

00:40:45Richard, Richard.

00:40:46Fuck.

00:40:47Fuck.

00:40:48Fuck.

00:40:49Fuck.

00:40:50Is it on the toilet?

00:40:51She's slipping, slipping.

00:40:52Fuck.

00:40:53There we are, that's it.

00:40:54It's okay, it's fine, it's fine.

00:40:55It's fine.

00:40:56It's fine.

00:40:57What if they want to look?

00:40:59They won't want to look in there.

00:41:00It's fine.

00:41:01It's fine.

00:41:02It's fine.

00:41:03It's fine.

00:41:04It's fine.

00:41:05It's fine.

00:41:06It's fine.

00:41:07It's fine.

00:41:08It's fine.

00:41:09It's fine.

00:41:10It's fine.

00:41:11It's fine.

00:41:15What if they want to look?

00:41:16They won't want to look in there.

00:41:18It's just a toilet.

00:41:35Hi.

00:41:36Sorry.

00:41:37Husband and sister, I'm taking a look.

00:41:38Kind of a tricky type, but I think this will nail it.

00:41:40Okay.

00:41:41Wait five minutes.

00:41:42In and out.

00:41:43Hi.

00:41:44I'm so sorry about this.

00:41:45No, no, it's fine.

00:41:46I hope we're not disturbing you.

00:41:47No, not at all.

00:41:48It's just, Klaus is in town.

00:41:50He's always away, and since he's here...

00:41:52Just wanted to see what I'm buying.

00:41:54Of course.

00:41:55Come in.

00:41:56You remember my husband, Tom?

00:41:58Yes.

00:41:59It's Helen.

00:42:00Helen.

00:42:01Helen.

00:42:02It's Helen, isn't it?

00:42:03Helen.

00:42:04Helen.

00:42:05Oh.

00:42:08I'm so sorry you're having dinner.

00:42:10That is what people do...

00:42:13at dinner time.

00:42:15We had pretty much finished.

00:42:16Yes, we finished.

00:42:18Is that Clifudi?

00:42:20Yes.

00:42:21It's actually a specialty of mine.

00:42:23How funny.

00:42:24I love Clifudi.

00:42:25Help yourself.

00:42:26Oh.

00:42:27I'm on a diet.

00:42:29So, this is the kitchen.

00:42:32Okay.

00:42:33You know, I love what you've done with this.

00:42:35Is that Fredrickson?

00:42:37Yes.

00:42:38That adds serious value to a kitchen.

00:42:40What do you think, honey?

00:42:42That's nice.

00:42:43Yes?

00:42:44When?

00:42:45Oh.

00:42:46I didn't see it.

00:42:47Dr. Becker, don't talk to Petersen.

00:42:48I told you.

00:42:49I don't want them to do anything until the lawyers have seen it.

00:42:50Okay?

00:42:51Sorry.

00:42:52Hmm.

00:42:53Maybe if we take a look at the rest.

00:42:54Yes.

00:42:55Sure.

00:42:56Here.

00:42:57Follow me.

00:42:58Come here.

00:42:59Come here.

00:43:00Oh.

00:43:01I just love these old fireplaces.

00:43:02Oh.

00:43:03I don't want them to do anything until the lawyers have seen it.

00:43:05Okay?

00:43:06Sorry.

00:43:07Hmm.

00:43:08Maybe if we take a look at the rest.

00:43:09Yes.

00:43:10Sure.

00:43:11Here.

00:43:12Follow me.

00:43:13Come here.

00:43:24Oh.

00:43:25I just love these old fireplaces.

00:43:27People used to rip them out.

00:43:28Now they pay thousands to put them back in.

00:43:30Okay.

00:43:39Okay.

00:43:48Okay.

00:43:50Okay.

00:43:51It's a nice house, no?

00:43:54When did you buy?

00:43:562002.

00:43:572003.

00:43:58You did well then, didn't you?

00:43:59Yes.

00:44:00We got lucky.

00:44:01Yes.

00:44:02You did.

00:44:03No.

00:44:04Don't listen to Harper.

00:44:05Don't send the drafts to the DIT.

00:44:06I don't want any of these busy buddies getting their hands on it before the contracts are signed.

00:44:18Okay?

00:44:19Okay.

00:44:20So what line are you in?

00:44:21I do consulting.

00:44:22Consulting for what exactly?

00:44:23For the energy industry.

00:44:24Oh, you're a lobbyist.

00:44:25For oil companies.

00:44:26Gas companies too.

00:44:27It's a nice way to make a living.

00:44:28It's a good living.

00:44:29It's a good living.

00:44:30That depends on your definition of good, doesn't it?

00:44:31You think you don't make compromises?

00:44:34But at least I'm well paid for it.

00:44:35Good.

00:44:36I think we've seen everything.

00:44:37Yeah.

00:44:38Yeah.

00:44:39it's a nice way to make a living it's a good living that depends on your

00:44:43definition of good doesn't it you think you don't make compromises

00:44:51but at least i'm well paid for it

00:44:57good i think we've seen everything yeah

00:45:07we didn't look in there oh that's just the toilet thoroughly you're not going to show us

00:45:15what the toilet you want to see the toilet you showed us your other toilets

00:45:21yes you did or is there something in there you don't want us to see

00:45:29no

00:45:29you know i'm not sure if you're in the garden at night time i guess the light really

00:45:48says off the landscaping so paved areas or tossed in limestone

00:45:57we've got to move

00:46:00we've come now

00:46:01yeah

00:46:02now

00:46:03yeah

00:46:05lunch

00:46:07maybe dinner

00:46:09yeah

00:46:10yeah

00:46:12Just go, go, go, go, put her legs down on the floor.

00:46:40Get the fuck out of the way.

00:46:42Get out of the way.

00:46:45Fuck.

00:46:46Fuck.

00:46:58Did you have a good phone call?

00:47:06Okay.

00:47:10So we have three wonderful primary schools in the area.

00:47:29Oh, I can imagine.

00:47:30It must have been terrific for the children.

00:47:32Oh, yes, yes.

00:47:33So Klaus and I are planning to have children at some point when he spends more time in London.

00:47:38Aren't we, honey?

00:47:39Of course we are.

00:47:40Well, I think I've seen all I needed to see.

00:47:43Great.

00:47:44Great.

00:47:46We're all set then.

00:47:47Yeah.

00:47:48Obviously we'll be in touch.

00:47:49Yes.

00:47:50Thank you so much.

00:47:52Good night.

00:48:00What the fuck do you think you were doing back there?

00:48:03You work for evil oil companies.

00:48:05You're one of Satan's minions.

00:48:07Yeah, I hate people.

00:48:08Shh.

00:48:09Fine.

00:48:10But is it strictly necessary to fuck up our sale just so you get to express yourself?

00:48:14Oh, your sale.

00:48:15Your sale.

00:48:16Your sale.

00:48:17All you think about is this.

00:48:18Your elephant's breath countertops and your Friedrichson oven and your lamb from Habsit Organics.

00:48:23Oh, you go there too.

00:48:25Whatever.

00:48:26The truth is you don't give a shit about our friend Jessica who you drag up and down stairs like an old mattress.

00:48:31To be honest, I don't know why you're taking her side over us.

00:48:35Someone has to.

00:48:36Do they?

00:48:37What if it was her in our position?

00:48:38Do you think she'd put us before herself?

00:48:40No.

00:48:41She never thought of anyone but herself.

00:48:43How much did she borrow from you over the years, Beth?

00:48:45And did she ever pay you back a penny?

00:48:47She was going to when the book came out.

00:48:48Really?

00:48:49Whenever she had money she spent it on herself.

00:48:51Then when she ran out she came to you again.

00:48:53You told me so yourself.

00:48:55I don't care about the money.

00:48:57Fine.

00:48:58Forget about the money.

00:48:59How many of your boyfriends did she sleep with just because she could?

00:49:02Only two and I forgave her.

00:49:04You were always bloody forgiving her.

00:49:06Meantime I was the one who had to console you for weeks.

00:49:09I never asked you to.

00:49:10You were having a breakdown.

00:49:11What else was I supposed to do?

00:49:13You always resented her.

00:49:15Her looks and her charm.

00:49:17And you worshipped her.

00:49:18I don't know which of us was more pathetic.

00:49:20Maybe I was pathetic.

00:49:22But at least I'm trying to be a good person.

00:49:24Good person?

00:49:25Good person?

00:49:26You know what a good person does?

00:49:27They don't go on and on about being a good person.

00:49:28They don't use being a good person to beat up everybody else.

00:49:31They don't get off and feel morally fucking superior.

00:49:33But it's not fair.

00:49:34Isn't it?

00:49:35Your own husband can't take it anymore.

00:49:37What?

00:49:38Wait a minute.

00:49:39What did you call it earlier?

00:49:40Toxic sanctimony?

00:49:41That was in there here the moment.

00:49:43Yeah but you meant it didn't you?

00:49:45You know what?

00:49:47Fuck all three of you.

00:49:49Where?

00:49:50No don't bet me.

00:49:51If you think I'm so sanctimonious that is exactly what I'm going to be.

00:49:54What are you doing?

00:49:55I'm calling the police.

00:49:56D-

00:49:57No, no.

00:49:58That is my phone.

00:49:59What are you doing?

00:50:00You have lost it.

00:50:13No, no.

00:50:14Tom, I want to leave.

00:50:15Richard!

00:50:16Beth, please come on, be reasonable.

00:50:18Reasonable?

00:50:19I am the only person trying to do the right thing.

00:50:21I'm okay. Let's go.

00:50:22Let me pass and walk together.

00:50:24Where the fuck have you been?

00:50:25Get off me! Let go!

00:50:27Why did an ultimate cause?

00:50:29Don't touch me! Let me go!

00:50:31It's over. Come on. Let me go.

00:50:33Can you let go, please?

00:50:34Let go and let go!

00:50:35Ed! I'm Mr. X.

00:50:42What?

00:50:44I'm Mr. X.

00:50:49Who?

00:50:50From... from Chessica's book.

00:50:55That Mr. X?

00:50:56Yeah.

00:50:57When?

00:50:58What?

00:50:59When did it start?

00:51:00I don't know. A couple of years ago.

00:51:01When?

00:51:02It was on and off. About two years ago.

00:51:05Till now?

00:51:06No. No. We stopped it.

00:51:08Did you love her?

00:51:09No. It was just...

00:51:10Since...

00:51:12It was a mistake.

00:51:15So you just told me this

00:51:16because you thought it would make me hate Jessica

00:51:18and then I wouldn't go to the police.

00:51:19You were gonna have me disbarred.

00:51:20What was I supposed to do?

00:51:21You didn't care if I'd hate you too.

00:51:23I don't...

00:51:24Neither of you care.

00:51:25I do. I love you. I'm sorry.

00:51:26I want a divorce.

00:51:31You better hang on to that job of yours

00:51:32cause you're gonna be paying me a fuckload of alimony

00:51:34for the rest of your life.

00:51:37Right.

00:51:38Let's get this fucking thing done.

00:51:44In the back or the boot?

00:51:45What?

00:51:46Where are we putting her?

00:51:47In the back or the boot?

00:52:00What?

00:52:01Where are we putting her?

00:52:02We can't be seen putting a body in the boot of a car.

00:52:06What if we wrapped her in a rug?

00:52:07We keep someone from the spare room.

00:52:08What?

00:52:09When we get there?

00:52:10Four adults carrying a rug up the fucking stairs in the middle of the night.

00:52:11What we need to do is, is to make her look like she's drunk and we're helping her home.

00:52:14God knows I've done it enough times.

00:52:15What about her face?

00:52:16We can't be seen putting a body in the boot of a car.

00:52:21What, if we wrapped her in a rug?

00:52:24We keep someone from the spare room.

00:52:27What, when we get there?

00:52:28Four adults carrying a rug up the fucking stairs in the middle of the night.

00:52:32What we need to do is to make her look like she's drunk and we're helping her home.

00:52:37God knows I've done it enough times.

00:52:39What about her face?

00:52:41Look at that.

00:52:42What if we just push her tongue in?

00:52:50Just a minute.

00:52:52Yeah.

00:52:54What about this?

00:52:55That's mine.

00:52:57I'm like, you're 15.

00:52:59But I use it for my high intensity intervals.

00:53:01Right.

00:53:03When he's wearing it, you can barely see his face.

00:53:12I'm like, I'm going to get you in here, you know.

00:53:22I'm going to get you in here, you know.

00:53:38Hello again.

00:53:39Hello.

00:53:39You all going out?

00:53:41Yes.

00:53:43Is that Jessica in there?

00:53:44No, she went earlier.

00:53:46She did?

00:53:47Yes.

00:53:48I don't believe you.

00:53:49That's her in there, isn't it?

00:53:52Why is she wearing a hoodie?

00:53:54Well, I told you she doesn't like to meet fans.

00:53:56I just want to tell her I love her book.

00:53:59There's not much to ask.

00:54:01It's just how she feels about it.

00:54:02Well, it's rude.

00:54:05That's what it is.

00:54:07You're rude.

00:54:09You're a bad person.

00:54:11And your book wasn't even that good.

00:54:14Cunt.

00:54:15You're a bad person.

00:54:33You're a bad person.

00:54:34You're a bad person.

00:54:36I'm glad you're a bad person.

00:54:37Bye-bye.

00:54:41Bye.

00:54:42Bye-bye.

00:54:43Oh, fuck. Do you see that guy?

00:54:47What guy?

00:54:48I think he just looks straight in the car.

00:54:50Could you lift her head up?

00:54:55No, that's worse.

00:54:57Maybe.

00:54:58Can you get her to lean up against one of you?

00:55:02No, not me. She's your girlfriend.

00:55:13Okay, let's leave her up.

00:55:22Fuck.

00:55:24Don't look.

00:55:24I don't mind looking.

00:55:28Don't be too obvious about not looking.

00:55:29It's the kind of thing they pick up on.

00:55:32Do you want me to look at them or not look at them?

00:55:35Look at me.

00:55:36Look at me like I'm talking to you.

00:55:38You are talking to me.

00:55:41They're still looking.

00:55:43Well, that's just nice.

00:55:52Oh, God.

00:56:07It's just up here on the right.

00:56:10Having a party?

00:56:10Trendy fucking cubs.

00:56:13Oh, fuck.

00:56:15Jesus.

00:56:16Pull in on the gate. Pull in on the gate.

00:56:30Now what?

00:56:31We'll just have to wait.

00:56:32How long?

00:56:34As long as it takes.

00:56:36As long as it takes.

00:56:36Come on.

00:56:42Can you tell me?

00:56:45Oh, God.

00:56:46Come on.

00:56:58Can I...

00:56:58All right, tell me they're still at it.

00:57:17Yes.

00:57:18How long's it been?

00:57:22At least an hour.

00:57:24So they call it a night, won't you?

00:57:27Maybe they're having fun.

00:57:29How much fun do they need, for fuck's sake?

00:57:32I don't know, maybe they're just having a normal evening.

00:57:35There's still this thing out there called normal,

00:57:38that people get to be if they're not us.

00:57:46Nobody move.

00:57:57Fuck, it's all right.

00:58:11No, you don't do that.

00:58:13Fuck.

00:58:14Richard?

00:58:15Excuse me, could you do your fucking or someone else's fucking car, please?

00:58:27Go on, fuck off!

00:58:29Jeez.

00:58:30Right, can we just do this now?

00:58:35Yeah.

00:58:50Come on, don't come.

00:58:54Come on.

00:58:55Come on.

00:58:56Take it.

00:58:57Take it.

00:59:12This one on the right.

00:59:15Fuck.

00:59:16Fuck.

00:59:17Okay.

00:59:18I can't sit.

00:59:19I can't sit.

00:59:20I can't sit.

00:59:21I can't sit.

00:59:22No, no, what one it is?

00:59:23Yeah, look, hold it.

00:59:24Take it.

00:59:25What the fuck?

00:59:26Come on.

00:59:29It's not that way.

00:59:30It's the square one.

00:59:32How many times have you been here?

00:59:34Oh, five.

00:59:35Give me a turn.

00:59:36We're a buckling arse.

00:59:47Oh, please.

00:59:48Ow.

00:59:49Sorry.

00:59:50Oh, we're going to be late.

00:59:52Oh, man.

00:59:53I know why.

00:59:57I know.

00:59:59Fuck.

01:00:02That's right.

01:00:03I've got a butt.

01:00:10Danielle, like here, here, here, here.

01:00:11We need to find secure suspension point.

01:00:19What about that?

01:00:21Yeah, that'll do it.

01:00:22And what are we going to use?

01:00:25To hang her.

01:00:27Um, Sarah, make sure you put it in, um, in the same groove.

01:00:46You know what I mean.

01:00:57Richard, I don't, you okay?

01:01:11I don't, I don't, I don't think I, I think I can handle it.

01:01:15Yeah, okay.

01:01:23Got it?

01:01:24Oh, no.

01:01:25Sorry.

01:01:25Uh, okay, okay.

01:01:55Hey.

01:02:01It's okay.

01:02:07It's okay.

01:02:19Why did she do it?

01:02:37Why now?

01:02:38She seemed happy tonight.

01:02:46She's a great liar.

01:02:48She once told me she envied us.

01:02:53She said we had a place in this world and she didn't.

01:02:57I hear your book's doing really well.

01:02:58Yeah.

01:02:59At least all that coping sex was good for something.

01:03:07It's okay.

01:03:08Yeah.

01:03:09Yeah.

01:03:10You've all got your there goes Jessica faces on.

01:03:15Why didn't she talk to us?

01:03:17We were supposed to be her friends.

01:03:18We were supposed to be her friends.

01:03:19We were supposed to be her friends.

01:03:23She didn't want to talk.

01:03:25She made her mind up.

01:03:29She said she was like a little girl.

01:03:30And she came in with us.

01:03:31They went to a hotel room.

01:03:32Yes.

01:03:33He said to her.

01:03:34I would have gotten a lot of her friends.

01:03:35We were supposed to be ever.

01:03:36You were supposed to be a cop in the house.

01:03:37You were supposed to be a cop-a-man.

01:03:38You were supposed to get like a 16-year-old and a 9-year-old.

01:03:39Shall we drop you off?

01:03:57I need a drink.

01:04:09I need a drink.

01:04:16I need a drink.

01:04:24I need a drink.

01:04:30I need a drink.

01:04:36What if we just went off?

01:04:41Together?

01:04:42What?

01:04:43Just leave?

01:04:46Why not live?

01:04:51Does anyone...

01:04:53Come on.

01:04:55What's this?

01:05:15It's from Jessica.

01:05:18What did she say?

01:05:25If you're reading this, sorry about the trouble.

01:05:28I'm always causing trouble.

01:05:30I thought the book was going to change everything.

01:05:33In fact, it's made me realize nothing changes.

01:05:36As long as I can remember, I've been a ball bearing rolling around in a hot pan trying to get out.

01:05:41But I could never get out.

01:05:43And now I have to.

01:05:45It's funny.

01:05:46It doesn't go the fear of dying.

01:05:48But the truth is, I'm more frightened of living.

01:05:51Sorry to dump this on you, but I couldn't do it on my own.

01:05:55And you are, after all, my oldest friend.

01:05:59LOL.

01:06:00I know it's going to be a kind of bitch to deal with.

01:06:04But I'm sure you won't let it spoil your evening.

01:06:07I love you.

01:06:09Goodbye.

01:06:25She came here to do it.

01:06:32She planned it.

01:06:35We're going to have to live with this.

01:06:38Forever.

01:06:39She's cursed us.

01:06:42We've cursed ourselves.

01:06:45You should probably go.

01:06:54We're not going anywhere.

01:06:56As far as I'm concerned, you live somewhere else now.

01:07:01Where am I supposed to...

01:07:02I don't care!

01:07:07Fine.

01:07:12I'll see you out.

01:07:14I'm calling the police.

01:07:16What?

01:07:20I'm going to tell them.

01:07:22Tell them what?

01:07:25What happened tonight.

01:07:26What we did.

01:07:29Okay.

01:07:31Why?

01:07:32Look.

01:07:33You're upset.

01:07:34Obviously.

01:07:35We all are.

01:07:36You know?

01:07:37It's been an upsetting evening.

01:07:39Sarah.

01:07:44You can't call the police.

01:07:46Why not?

01:07:47Because it affects all of us.

01:07:50Sarah.

01:07:53Do you want to tell us what's going on?

01:07:55Nothing's going on.

01:07:56I'm just going to tell the police what we did.

01:07:58This is nuts.

01:07:59You asked us to help you.

01:08:04You shouldn't have agreed.

01:08:07You blackmailed us!

01:08:08Yes, I did.

01:08:11Look, maybe this is a good time to talk about Ben and Sophie.

01:08:16How does this help them?

01:08:18It doesn't.

01:08:19Tom, no.

01:08:20This is nuts.

01:08:21Do something.

01:08:22What do you want me to do?

01:08:23What the fuck?

01:08:25This isn't fair.

01:08:27I have done fucking nothing to deserve the shit that I've got this evening.

01:08:32Calm down.

01:08:33You fucking calm down.

01:08:34I've been the only rational one this entire fucking evening.

01:08:37And this, this is the thanks I get.

01:08:39You know what?

01:08:40Fuck this.

01:08:41Fuck you.

01:08:42Fuck the lobby.

01:08:43Oh, what?

01:08:44How exactly are you going to impose your will on this cluster?

01:08:52What are you looking for?

01:08:53It just felt like the right thing to do.

01:08:55I wasn't even ready for it.

01:08:57I'm sorry.

01:08:58Well, I'm going to have to hit you now.

01:08:59What?

01:09:00Well, no, it's only fair.

01:09:01Oh, that's ridiculous.

01:09:02Don't.

01:09:03Take my...

01:09:04That's right.

01:09:05Come on.

01:09:13Oh.

01:09:14Hi.

01:09:15Sorry to bother you so late.

01:09:16But I'd like to conclude our business now.

01:09:17Now?

01:09:18Why not now?

01:09:19Let him in.

01:09:20Okay.

01:09:21Uh...

01:09:22Come in.

01:09:23Hello.

01:09:24Nosebit.

01:09:25Nosebit.

01:09:26Nosebit.

01:09:27Nosebit.

01:09:28Nosebit.

01:09:29Nosebit.

01:09:30Mm-hmm.

01:09:31Nosebit.

01:09:32Well, I'm not sure.

01:09:33I was going to have to do it now.

01:09:34Why not now?

01:09:35Why not now?

01:09:36Let him in.

01:09:37Okay.

01:09:38Uh...

01:09:39Come in.

01:09:40Hello.

01:09:41Nosebit.

01:09:45Nosebit.

01:09:46Nosebit.

01:09:48Nosebit?

01:09:49Mm-hmm.

01:09:55Mm-hmm.

01:09:59Ellen loves your house.

01:10:01I'm heading to Dubai in two hours,

01:10:03so I'd like to finalize our business now.

01:10:06I had our lawyer sent her with the final contracts.

01:10:08Do you have the copy of yours?

01:10:10Okay. Hold on.

01:10:24Okay.

01:10:32It's right over here.

01:10:50Shall we?

01:10:51Okay.

01:10:53You should know something.

01:10:56Earlier this evening our friend killed herself in the garden.

01:11:00We moved her body back to her place

01:11:03so you wouldn't not buy our house.

01:11:19I knew something strange was going on here.

01:11:22That was gold.

01:11:35Look at them.

01:11:38They're terrified.

01:11:39And now you don't want me to buy a house, is that right?

01:11:48You want to go to jail?

01:11:49Mm-hmm.

01:11:50That's interesting.

01:11:53I wonder what I should do.

01:11:56Your friend here, she thinks I'm a bad person.

01:12:06I work for evil oil companies.

01:12:10No, I... I... I... I didn't mean...

01:12:15Yes, you did.

01:12:19Let's see.

01:12:20What would an evil man do here?

01:12:23Probably call the police.

01:12:25Mm-hmm.

01:12:26Then...

01:12:28Waiting for you to run out of money?

01:12:32Reduce my offer?

01:12:34A lot.

01:12:35I don't think you're such an evil guy.

01:12:46I bet...

01:12:47Sometimes...

01:12:48Sometimes...

01:12:49You're even a nice guy.

01:12:52Life is short.

01:12:54Why not be nice?

01:12:57Sometimes it's nice...

01:12:59To be the nice guy.

01:13:02Yeah.

01:13:03You're right.

01:13:05Sometimes, as you say...

01:13:08It's nice to be the nice guy.

01:13:14Unfortunately...

01:13:15I'm not the nice guy.

01:13:23But you know what?

01:13:26I think my wife would prefer...

01:13:28Not to know about all this.

01:13:31So...

01:13:32Let's go on.

01:13:34I'm still calling the police.

01:13:38Seriously?

01:13:39He was being nice!

01:13:41No!

01:13:42It's Sarah!

01:13:43Sarah, just...

01:13:45A moment.

01:13:46Okay?

01:13:47Don't...

01:13:48Fucking believe it!

01:13:50So now you're having a crisis of conscience...

01:13:52And yet when I want to have a crisis of conscience...

01:13:55Everyone told me to fucking suck it up!

01:13:58I'm not gonna suck it up!

01:14:00Stop!

01:14:01Don't...

01:14:02You...

01:14:03Kill the police!

01:14:04Stop!

01:14:05Sarah!

01:14:06Let me go!

01:14:07Stop!

01:14:08Let me go!

01:14:09Let me go!

01:14:10What is the matter with all of you?

01:14:14Don't you understand?

01:14:16We can't take back what we did!

01:14:18We can't be forgiven!

01:14:20Fuck!

01:14:21Fuck!

01:14:22Oh!

01:14:23You alright, sir?

01:14:24I'm fine.

01:14:25You sure, sir?

01:14:26I think we better come in.

01:14:27Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do!

01:14:28What's been going on here, then?

01:14:29Um...

01:14:30Yeah, we've been, um...

01:14:31Playing a game.

01:14:32What sort of a game?

01:14:33What sort of a game?

01:14:34Drister?

01:14:35I'll tell you exactly what's been going on here, then?

01:14:36Um...

01:14:37Yeah, we've been, um...

01:14:38Playing a game.

01:14:39What sort of a game?

01:14:40Drister?

01:14:41I'll tell you exactly what's been going on.

01:14:42No, I'll tell you...

01:14:44No, I'll tell you.

01:14:45what's been going on here then um yeah we've been um playing a game what sort of a game

01:15:01drister i'll tell you exactly what's been going on

01:15:06no i'll tell you i'm mr x what what do you mean you're mr x i'm i'm mr x i know i'm i'm afraid it's

01:15:20me no there's nothing in the book to suggest that you're mr x nothing in the book to suggest you're

01:15:26mr x either who is mr x it's me why exactly makes you think that you're mr x i mean

01:15:32because jessica told me so your mistake

01:15:39all those years flirting with you in front of me because you were fucking her i wasn't fucking her

01:15:48you just said you were it was one night after our last finals exam before we got together how can i

01:15:56believe anything you say you even lied about reading a fucking book didn't want you to get

01:16:02upset i'm sorry i'm sorry do you ever get tired of saying i'm sorry yes i do actually

01:16:09how about not fucking everything up all the time

01:16:12well how about not holding my mistakes over my head for eternity how about accepting me for who i am

01:16:20how can i when you've been in love with someone else for the last 20 years

01:16:24i've been in love with you you idiot i didn't choose her i chose you

01:16:34right then is that everything

01:16:41yes ordinarily we'd need to make a report or we could let the matter go if i could have a little

01:16:53try that clafootie of course

01:17:08there you go

01:17:10terry you gotta try some of this

01:17:18oh fuck me that is good

01:17:31well we're probably done here

01:17:33we're all open-minded these days sir but maybe keep it nice and chewy

01:17:44i'll keep that in mind

01:17:46that was interesting

01:18:08yeah should we conclude our business now

01:18:12we'll be here

01:18:26we'll be here

01:18:26well

01:18:28I assume there are no more dead people I need to know about.

01:18:58Are you okay?

01:19:19How about you?

01:19:29Oh, that's great.

01:19:32Yeah.

01:19:33Preparing to spend a lifetime paying off an enemy by defending fucking rapists.

01:19:41Yeah.

01:19:42I don't know.

01:19:51I don't know.

01:19:54Hey!

01:19:55I thought you wanted a divorce.

01:20:00Who wants a divorce?

01:20:02What am I supposed to do with a divorce?

01:20:08I want to punish you.

01:20:10You don't understand.

01:20:12No, you don't understand.

01:20:15But you will.

01:20:21Richard and I are going home now.

01:20:31I should never have brought her over.

01:20:33It's okay.

01:20:38If I hadn't, we'd still be who we used to be.

01:20:44Let us know.

01:20:45And we're pretty good.

01:20:46Mm-hmm.

01:20:51A

01:21:40You're always the one, Tom.

01:21:58You're Mr. X.

01:22:00I am.

01:22:01Sarah, I...

01:22:09Kids.

01:22:15Almost had it, didn't I?

01:22:20It would have been fun, wouldn't it?

01:22:22You know, I'm starving.

01:22:42Hi.

01:22:43Hey.

01:22:45Hey.

01:22:45I, uh, decided to come home.

01:22:52Something happened?

01:22:53No, I just felt like being here tonight.

01:22:56Oh.

01:22:57Okay, I'm going to bed.

01:22:59Good night, sweetheart.

01:23:00Night.

01:23:01I'm going to bed.

01:23:30I'm so lucky.

01:24:00I'm so guilty.

01:24:10Bye.

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