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The Trouble with Jessica Full Movie

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00:00:00uh-huh

00:00:07okay

00:00:10that's great

00:00:14and they've accepted the price

00:00:18you think we can still exchange on Thursday

00:00:24that's great

00:00:27listen I just need to take another call

00:00:29I'll talk soon bye

00:00:32but you're bringing who

00:00:36okay nice

00:00:40it's fine it is fine

00:00:44it is oh shit

00:00:48no of course fine hey I'm saying it's fine that's how you know it's fine

00:00:52well there's plenty of food so

00:00:56I'll see you soon

00:00:57okay bye

00:01:00hey they're bringing jessica

00:01:05oh god why are they bringing jessica

00:01:09why not bring jessica

00:01:12she always flirts with you

00:01:13she flirts with everyone

00:01:14oh fine then we can all flirt with little miss aren't I

00:01:17fascinating

00:01:18you know she just wrote this bestseller

00:01:20400 pages of confession porn I know

00:01:22and now she's coming over and it's going to be

00:01:25oh hi jessica sorry haven't read your book

00:01:28it's not that big of a deal

00:01:30I know

00:01:31oh it's just I wanted this evening to be special

00:01:35it will be special

00:01:36it's going to be our last dinner in this house

00:01:42it won't be that bad

00:01:45yeah you always think it won't be that bad

00:01:48I'm sorry

00:01:51I don't know how many times I can say it

00:01:54yeah I know

00:01:56oh

00:01:58hi Sarah

00:02:02you look gorgeous

00:02:04crashing your party you don't mind do you

00:02:07hi mate

00:02:07hey hello

00:02:10smells promising

00:02:10hi tom

00:02:11hey jessica

00:02:12I was hoping you'd make the clafouti

00:02:15have you tried tom's clafouti

00:02:16no

00:02:16never tried tom's clafouti

00:02:18all you should do is just make clafouti for the rest of your life

00:02:21seriously you haven't lived

00:02:23have you tried this clafouti

00:02:24okay okay

00:02:25I made the clafouti

00:02:27yes

00:02:28yay

00:02:28oh I can see that

00:02:29hmm

00:02:29well this is going to be an occasion

00:02:31don't forget a night with tom's clafouti

00:02:33how are the kids

00:02:34ben has become a born again christian

00:02:36what

00:02:37yeah he says he needs faith in his life

00:02:39last night before dinner he tried to make us hold hands and pray

00:02:43hopefully he'll just get bored and become an anarchist or something

00:02:47well poppy just came out

00:02:49really

00:02:50at least you don't have to worry about her getting pregnant

00:02:52thank you

00:02:53here we are

00:02:53I hear your book's being well

00:02:55yeah

00:02:56I haven't read it yet

00:02:58oh that's okay

00:02:59I've read it

00:03:00brilliant

00:03:00well what's it about

00:03:02it's a kind of memoir of my misspent life

00:03:05reviews have been amazing

00:03:07you should read it

00:03:08absolutely I will read it

00:03:10you know I've never actually been to your house before

00:03:12you haven't

00:03:13no I haven't

00:03:14you've never invited me

00:03:15oh well

00:03:16why don't you show me around

00:03:17you shouldn't

00:03:21here

00:03:22let's start up there

00:03:25everyone is reading your book

00:03:30not your wife

00:03:32I hope you don't mind my bringing Jessica

00:03:34she was tugging along a minute before I knew it

00:03:36no it's fine

00:03:37no it isn't fine

00:03:39I can see it isn't

00:03:40what's up there

00:03:43that's my office

00:03:44what's this then

00:03:51just a project I've been working on

00:03:53all those sharp edges

00:03:55are people supposed to live in it

00:03:56hopefully

00:03:57what

00:04:00oh

00:04:02ah that

00:04:03never forgotten that night

00:04:06do you ever think about it

00:04:10I was just showing Jessica the Napier Street project

00:04:24the food's burning

00:04:26you might want to get back to it

00:04:27before dinner's ruined

00:04:28ain't yeah

00:04:29wait wait

00:04:38how many women

00:04:39seven

00:04:40Jesus

00:04:41doesn't it bother you defending someone like that

00:04:43well I was going to defend him

00:04:45yeah I just don't know why it has to be you

00:04:46do we have to have this argument again

00:04:48if you dealt with as many domestic violence victims as I have to every day you simply wouldn't do it

00:04:53and if I didn't you wouldn't enjoy the lifestyle that you do

00:04:56not a domestic violence counselling salary

00:04:58well I just don't know why you have to do so many rape cases

00:05:00actually what I really like to do is get out of rape back into murder

00:05:04the thing about rapists

00:05:06is they're all

00:05:07assholes

00:05:10no kidding

00:05:10murderers aren't assholes

00:05:12well

00:05:12no it's the type of asshole

00:05:15plus I fucking hate cross-examining rape victims

00:05:18it's impossible not to look like a cunt

00:05:20I defy anyone to cross-examine a rape victim and not look like a cunt

00:05:24my husband the cunt everyone

00:05:25well it's not easy being a cunt

00:05:27you have no idea

00:05:27I was raped once

00:05:30what?

00:05:33when?

00:05:34oh

00:05:35that was years ago

00:05:36straight after college

00:05:37why did you never tell me?

00:05:41I didn't tell anyone

00:05:42I suppose I just thought he'd get some clever lawyer

00:05:46and I'd get humiliated in court

00:05:48and

00:05:48and he'd get off anyway

00:05:51well

00:05:53I know I really do feel like a cunt

00:05:56well now you see what you really are

00:05:58true thirst isn't it?

00:06:01you weren't raped were you?

00:06:19I'm just fucking with you

00:06:21I can't believe you just made a joke about being raped

00:06:25well you all didn't seem to mind when he was joking about it

00:06:28that was so funny

00:06:37I know

00:06:39and you did know

00:06:41Sarah

00:06:42are you alright?

00:06:45I'm sorry

00:06:46Napier Street's become this obsession for Tom

00:06:54I think no one's ever taken him seriously

00:06:57and this is going to change everything

00:06:59the main investor pulled out

00:07:03so Tom took out a loan

00:07:06without telling me

00:07:07oh my god

00:07:08now it's way over budget

00:07:09he's run out of money

00:07:11I didn't find out what was going on

00:07:22until I started doing this year's tax returns

00:07:24and of course back then it was too fucking late

00:07:26there we are

00:07:29it's fine

00:07:30yeah well

00:07:39everyone settled down and got boring

00:07:41except Jessica of course

00:07:44you never got boring

00:07:45crazy gets boring after a while

00:07:47we're all crazy about you

00:07:49do you remember that last night after finals

00:07:51all you did was talk about buildings

00:07:54and I just wanted you to take me home and fuck me

00:07:57oh for fuck's sake

00:08:00you just had us all wrapped around your little finger didn't you

00:08:03but you married Ben

00:08:04I did

00:08:05yeah don't you forget it

00:08:06you two would never have made each other happy

00:08:09nah

00:08:10I never make men happy

00:08:11well like Mr. X

00:08:13Mr. X

00:08:14well I wouldn't say I made him happy

00:08:15he made me happy

00:08:17he's from the book

00:08:18Married Man apparently

00:08:19do we know him?

00:08:21she won't tell me

00:08:22well I hope his wife doesn't find that

00:08:24well she won't for me

00:08:25I'm not going to burst that bubble

00:08:27maybe it's not a bubble

00:08:28maybe what it is

00:08:29it's a marriage

00:08:30well it's kind of the same thing isn't it

00:08:35well

00:08:36how about the Clifuti

00:08:40yes

00:08:42seriously

00:08:43you have to try this Clifuti

00:08:45for God's sake

00:08:45can we stop going on about this fucking Clifuti

00:08:48Jess love

00:08:49he was just trying to

00:08:51I know

00:08:51I'm sorry

00:08:52so sometimes you get tired of bullshit

00:08:59what bullshit?

00:09:06why don't we all just

00:09:08no no no

00:09:08I'd like to know

00:09:09what bullshit

00:09:10the roles we've all chosen

00:09:13charming amoralist

00:09:16po-faced do-gooder

00:09:18pathological dreamer

00:09:21grown up

00:09:22grown up

00:09:22fuck up

00:09:23maybe the bullshit

00:09:25who's telling us that our lives are bullshit

00:09:27I mean who made you the arbiter of what's bullshit and what isn't?

00:09:30you asked me what I meant

00:09:31I shouldn't have had to Jessica

00:09:33this is my house

00:09:33you're sitting at my table

00:09:34and I don't need you telling me that my life is bullshit

00:09:37fine fine

00:09:38I'm sorry I was rude about your perfect house

00:09:40and your perfect life and your perfect Clifuti

00:09:43we should all be so fucking lucky as you

00:09:46lucky?

00:09:47oh that's a good one

00:09:48we're having to sell the house

00:09:53what?

00:09:56yes

00:09:57believe it or not

00:09:59other people have problems

00:10:00real problems

00:10:01not just about who they're going to flirt with

00:10:03and get high with

00:10:06fuck

00:10:06it's amazing

00:10:08you've led this life of zero responsibility

00:10:10and you get a bestseller out of it

00:10:12you have to sit here and be a total narcissist

00:10:15and just for one evening

00:10:16can you just not flirt with my fucking husband?

00:10:19hey

00:10:21you're selling the house?

00:10:23yeah we have to

00:10:24what? what happened?

00:10:27well

00:10:28we got into trouble

00:10:30oh shit

00:10:33can we help?

00:10:35no

00:10:35no? what? of course we can

00:10:36no it's too much

00:10:38nonsense

00:10:38you helped us when we ran into trouble

00:10:41I don't know what to do if you haven't

00:10:42do you happen to have a spare million?

00:10:45shit

00:10:46we'll manage

00:10:47we have a buyer

00:10:48as long as we exchange contracts this week

00:10:50we'll be fine

00:10:51I'm sorry I went off on her

00:10:54she always manages to get to me

00:10:56and I don't know why

00:10:57I should never have brought her

00:10:59she kind of insisted it was weird

00:11:02oh maybe she's right

00:11:02maybe it is all bullshit

00:11:04I mean

00:11:06you try to build a life

00:11:08a home

00:11:08future for your kids

00:11:10what the fuck is wrong with that?

00:11:13and then one day something happens

00:11:14and you wonder if

00:11:15if the effort

00:11:17all the fucking effort

00:11:18that you put into the life

00:11:19that you built

00:11:19you wonder if someone

00:11:20is just playing a fucking joke on you

00:11:23you'll bounce back

00:11:24of course you'll bounce back

00:11:25yes we'll bounce back

00:11:27as long as we sell the house

00:11:29this

00:11:30you'll sell this house

00:11:31it's a great fucking house

00:11:32I'm sorry

00:11:38it's alright

00:11:40sorry I don't know why you went

00:11:45you probably will want dessert

00:11:52well now that you mention it

00:11:55Richard

00:11:55what I can't help myself

00:11:57what do you want me to say

00:11:58yeah

00:11:58alright

00:11:59probably time for the clapouti

00:12:03oh

00:12:04clapouti

00:12:07oh

00:12:09clapouti

00:12:11bravo

00:12:12oh it looks fucking amazing

00:12:15um

00:12:16always looks amazing

00:12:18wait a minute

00:12:22we should get Jessica

00:12:23oh yes

00:12:24obviously

00:12:25where's she gone?

00:12:26I'll get her

00:12:27wait a minute

00:12:27there's always something

00:12:28with Jessica

00:12:29well it was me too

00:12:31no

00:12:32no

00:12:33no it wasn't

00:12:34it wasn't you

00:12:35fine

00:12:38I'll make it up to her

00:12:41when she comes back

00:12:42hurry up

00:12:46oh god

00:12:48Jessica

00:12:49get a knife

00:12:51get a knife

00:12:52to cut me down

00:12:53oh my god

00:12:56cut me down

00:12:57cut me down

00:12:57get a knife

00:12:58cut me down

00:12:59cut me down

00:13:00take the weight

00:13:01Jesus Christ

00:13:03fucking use get her higher

00:13:05she's not breathing

00:13:07ah

00:13:07I got a cramp

00:13:09what about a cramp

00:13:10I got a cramp

00:13:11I'm in the way

00:13:12I'm in the way

00:13:13quickly

00:13:14cut her down

00:13:16cut her down

00:13:18just cut the skull

00:13:19just cut it

00:13:20cut it

00:13:21cut me down

00:13:22she's not

00:13:23she's not

00:13:24she's not

00:13:25I'm in the way

00:13:25get the knife

00:13:27fucking hell

00:13:28okay just cut

00:13:29oh my god

00:13:33oh my god

00:13:34oh my god

00:13:35oh my god

00:13:36is she

00:13:41yes

00:13:43oh Jesus

00:13:43no

00:13:44no

00:13:46no

00:13:47no

00:13:48no

00:14:13When I am laid and laid in us, may my role...

00:14:31I knew something like this was going to happen,

00:14:33but I didn't think she'd actually fucking do it.

00:14:36I mean, her book's doing really well,

00:14:39finally everything's coming together and then this.

00:14:41This? I mean, why? Why?

00:14:43Why would you come to someone's house for dinner

00:14:45and then go out into the garden?

00:14:49I mean, how exactly is that supposed to make any fucking sense?

00:15:00Wanna get you a drink?

00:15:01No, I don't want a fucking drink.

00:15:03I just want this not to happen.

00:15:08It's my fault.

00:15:09What?

00:15:10No.

00:15:11No.

00:15:12I shouldn't have shouted at her.

00:15:13I overreacted.

00:15:14You can't blame yourself for this.

00:15:16It's crazy.

00:15:17It's nobody's fault.

00:15:28I guess we'd better call someone.

00:15:29Who? Who do you call when someone...

00:15:31The police.

00:15:33The police?

00:15:34Yeah.

00:15:35And we'd better call someone.

00:15:36I'll do it.

00:15:40I'll do it.

00:15:41I'll do it.

00:15:46Oh, yes!

00:15:47Oh, God.

00:15:48Oh, God.

00:15:57Hello?

00:15:58Wait.

00:15:59Wait.

00:16:00What?

00:16:01Put the phone down.

00:16:02Why?

00:16:03Oh, hi.

00:16:04Hello?

00:16:05Put the phone down.

00:16:06What did you do that for?

00:16:07Can't call the police.

00:16:08I was calling an ambulance.

00:16:09You can't call an ambulance either.

00:16:10Why not?

00:16:11Think about it.

00:16:12I'm not following you.

00:16:13The buyer.

00:16:14What buyer?

00:16:15Our buyer.

00:16:16The house.

00:16:17What does this have to do with our buyer?

00:16:18Well, when he finds out what just happened, he won't buy the house. Right?

00:16:27We don't know.

00:16:28Well, that's the point.

00:16:29He might not care.

00:16:30He might.

00:16:31He might not.

00:16:32But he might.

00:16:33He might.

00:16:34He might not.

00:16:35But he might.

00:16:36He might.

00:16:37He might not.

00:16:38But he might.

00:16:39He might.

00:16:40Fuck.

00:16:41Fuck.

00:16:42Fuck.

00:16:43What are we...

00:16:44I mean, what...

00:16:46How do we...

00:16:48It's possible he won't mind that someone just hung themselves in his brand new house.

00:16:53He might think it's cool.

00:16:55On the other hand, he might be totally normal.

00:16:59He could very easily be...

00:17:02Normal.

00:17:03If we don't sell the house this week, we're going to lose everything.

00:17:09Right, but why...

00:17:11Why would the buyer find out?

00:17:13By the time this comes out, it'll all be done.

00:17:15Tom.

00:17:16Tom!

00:17:17What?

00:17:18It'll be all over the internet in the morning.

00:17:20Best-selling author commits suicide in Friends Garden.

00:17:22Tragedy of the North London elite.

00:17:24She was a columnist for the Daily Mail.

00:17:26Don't you fucking get it?

00:17:28Fuck.

00:17:30Well, what are we supposed to do?

00:17:33Keep her here until the buyer signs?

00:17:35Do you have any idea how bad a decomposing body smells?

00:17:38And how are we supposed to explain not reporting it?

00:17:41That's a crime.

00:17:42That has to be a crime.

00:17:43That's a bad crime.

00:17:44I know.

00:17:45Well, we're not going to do that.

00:17:47No, we're not going to do that.

00:17:50What?

00:17:51What?

00:17:52What if she hadn't done it here?

00:17:54She did it here.

00:17:55What if she hadn't?

00:17:58She did it!

00:17:59How is this relevant?

00:18:00Well, what if she'd done it at her place?

00:18:02You can't be serious.

00:18:03Why not?

00:18:04What do you say?

00:18:05Move the body?

00:18:06Yeah.

00:18:07To her place?

00:18:08And then what?

00:18:09Work it up.

00:18:10That's insane.

00:18:11It's doable.

00:18:12Doable?

00:18:13Driving to the West End in under two hours on a Friday night.

00:18:15That is doable.

00:18:16This is not doable.

00:18:17Why not?

00:18:18Because it is wrong.

00:18:19We're in this situation because of you.

00:18:38You don't have the luxury of a conscience right now.

00:18:43You want us to lose everything we work for.

00:18:48before you want to pull Ben and Sophie out of school.

00:18:52You went to a state school?

00:18:54That was then.

00:18:55If we don't sell, we won't be able to afford a place

00:18:57in a decent catchment area.

00:18:58They'll end up somewhere like Crosley.

00:19:00Fucking Park.

00:19:01They've had three stabbing since Christmas.

00:19:03Park.

00:19:04Yes.

00:19:06We have to deal with the situation, Tom.

00:19:09What about Beth and Richard?

00:19:11We'll talk to them.

00:19:15They're not gonna come home with us.

00:19:18They're our oldest friends.

00:19:26I can't believe we're even discussing this.

00:19:28Look, you must surely realize

00:19:31that you can't just move a body if it's dead.

00:19:35That would be illegal.

00:19:37Wrong!

00:19:37Yes, that too, wrong, absolutely.

00:19:40I know.

00:19:41It sounds crazy.

00:19:42No, it is crazy.

00:19:44Look, guys, come on.

00:19:46Let me ask you something.

00:19:48What would be the harm?

00:19:50What do you mean, what would be the harm?

00:19:52We're talking about Jessica.

00:19:53How could you even ask that?

00:19:55Just tell me, what harm would it do?

00:19:57Um, Jessica just killed herself in your garden.

00:20:00That seems like quite a lot of harm to me.

00:20:02I mean, we should be thinking about her.

00:20:07Can you fucking hear yourself right now?

00:20:09Yeah, um, what I'm saying is there's another side to this.

00:20:13There are going to be consequences for Tom and me.

00:20:16There are consequences for everything.

00:20:17And Ben and Sophie.

00:20:19Don't you dare bring them into this.

00:20:20Why not?

00:20:21This is going to affect them.

00:20:22What about Jessica's parents?

00:20:24So are we just going to lie to them now?

00:20:27Well, what difference is it going to make to them whether she did it here or at her place?

00:20:30Well, how would you feel if you were them?

00:20:32How would I feel if I didn't know it had happened?

00:20:34It's lying!

00:20:35It is lying.

00:20:36We're asking you to lie about this so that our lives don't get totally fucked.

00:20:40I can't believe you're asking us to do this.

00:20:46She was our friend.

00:20:47Well, she's more our friend, really.

00:20:49Yes, she was such a great friend.

00:20:50She decided to kill herself in our garden right when we're trying to sell the house.

00:20:53I mean, who does that?

00:20:54Who goes and kills himself in someone else's garden?

00:20:56Why couldn't she just have killed herself in her own fucking garden?

00:21:00She's never garden.

00:21:02Look, let's just try to be reasonable here.

00:21:04I know this is a tough situation for you guys, but, you know, sometimes life's like that.

00:21:09You just gotta take the hit.

00:21:10You know what?

00:21:11You just try taking the hit.

00:21:12No, I wasn't trying to minimize what's at stake for you.

00:21:14I just...

00:21:15No, but you did anyway.

00:21:16Listen, whatever you do next is going to hurt someone.

00:21:20What the fuck is that?

00:21:23I just fucking calls this time of night.

00:21:25Right, who does that?

00:21:26That's just not answers at all.

00:21:28Right, if we move the party and someone saw something, we're fucked.

00:21:32Nobody's moving the body.

00:21:34And it's not a body.

00:21:35For fuck's sake, it's Jessica.

00:21:36It's Jessica who just fucked us!

00:21:38Okay.

00:21:39Let's just all calm down, all right?

00:21:41Let's just see what it is.

00:21:43Fuck.

00:21:44It's what's her name for next door.

00:21:45Who?

00:21:46What's her name?

00:21:47Miranda.

00:21:48Miranda.

00:21:49Miranda.

00:21:50Miranda.

00:21:51Do you think she saw something?

00:21:52It's a bit of a coincidence they're just turning up now, isn't it?

00:21:53Yeah, who does that?

00:21:54No, if she saw something, you definitely wouldn't want to move the body.

00:21:55Stop calling her the body!

00:21:56Stop calling her the body!

00:21:57What?

00:21:58It's a bit of a coincidence they're just turning up now, isn't it?

00:21:59It's a bit of a coincidence they're just turning up now, isn't it?

00:22:00Yeah, who does that?

00:22:01No, if she saw something you definitely wouldn't want to move the body.

00:22:02Stop calling her the body!

00:22:03Stop calling her the body!

00:22:04He's right.

00:22:05Let's just see what she wants.

00:22:06Yeah, who does that?

00:22:07No, if she saw something you definitely wouldn't want to move the body.

00:22:21Stop calling her the body!

00:22:22He's right.

00:22:23Let's just see what she wants.

00:22:25Right.

00:22:27Let's just see what she wants.

00:22:38Oh, hello.

00:22:40I'm sorry to bother you so late.

00:22:42It's just that I think I saw a Jessica Debbie in your garden.

00:22:48Jessica Debbie?

00:22:50Yes.

00:22:50She wrote this book.

00:22:52Have you read it?

00:22:53No.

00:22:54Oh, it's wonderful.

00:22:56It's so moving.

00:22:57The part where she talks about making friends with her depression.

00:23:03Well, I was hoping...

00:23:05Yes?

00:23:06She might sign my copy if she's not too busy.

00:23:14Is she here?

00:23:15Yes.

00:23:17Oh, she is here.

00:23:18Wonderful.

00:23:19But she's indisposed.

00:23:21Oh.

00:23:23Well, could you just ask her?

00:23:25It would only take a minute.

00:23:30Could you just wait a moment?

00:23:36She wants Jessica to sign her fucking book.

00:23:39What?

00:23:39Just tell her to fuck off.

00:23:41She won't fuck off.

00:23:42Just tell her.

00:23:43It might look suspicious.

00:23:45Tom, Sarah, this is getting ridiculous.

00:23:47Just a minute.

00:23:49What are you...

00:23:50That's her bag.

00:23:54You can't just do rifling from her bag and...

00:23:57Wait.

00:23:58Hi.

00:24:05Hello.

00:24:06I'm sorry to bother you so late.

00:24:10Jessica doesn't want to come out.

00:24:11Oh, she doesn't want...

00:24:12She's shy.

00:24:14Oh.

00:24:15But she'll sign your book.

00:24:17She will?

00:24:18Give it to me.

00:24:20She won't come out?

00:24:22She hates signing books.

00:24:23But I got her to make an exception in your case.

00:24:28Unless you don't want it, sign.

00:24:30No.

00:24:31I do.

00:24:35Well, okay.

00:24:43No.

00:24:44You can't be about to do what I think you're about to do.

00:24:46I'm not.

00:24:50Yes.

00:24:51No.

00:24:52No.

00:24:52Stop.

00:24:53Jessica.

00:24:54Debbie.

00:24:55Just kidding.

00:24:57How does that look?

00:24:59This is insane!

00:25:03Here you are.

00:25:04Oh, thank you.

00:25:05Okay, then.

00:25:07Would have been nice to meet her.

00:25:09No, you wouldn't want to meet her.

00:25:11She hates fans.

00:25:13Really?

00:25:15Yeah.

00:25:16You know what these creative types are like.

00:25:17I see.

00:25:18Well, it's a wonderful book.

00:25:20So I hear.

00:25:21You should read it.

00:25:22Yes, I will.

00:25:23Good night, then.

00:25:24Good night.

00:25:31Have you any idea how crazy what you just sit here?

00:25:34Well, we had to get rid of her.

00:25:36But that could be used as evidence.

00:25:37If you go through with it...

00:25:39They're not going through with it.

00:25:40No one is going through with it.

00:25:41I think you two have gone...

00:25:42You're asking us to take an enormous risk.

00:25:46I mean, you understand that, right?

00:25:47That's assuming we get caught.

00:25:49If we're smart about it, we won't get caught.

00:25:51You can't rule out getting caught!

00:25:54Yeah, all right, we can't.

00:25:55But we are desperate.

00:25:57We need your help.

00:25:58I understand that, but...

00:25:59You're our oldest friends.

00:26:01Yes.

00:26:02No, yeah, we...

00:26:02Hey, we are your oldest friends, and we will do anything we can to help, except...

00:26:08There's no helping us if we don't sell the house.

00:26:11We are going to lose everything.

00:26:12No, you don't know that.

00:26:14We helped you.

00:26:16You said it yourself.

00:26:18You don't know what you would have done if we hadn't.

00:26:20You did, but I helped you after that.

00:26:22You know, when you needed those documents countersigned for the Merrow Street project?

00:26:26No, I had to be a little bit naughty on that one.

00:26:28Yes, but this is different.

00:26:30You're fucking right, it's different.

00:26:31Look, we want to help you.

00:26:33You know we do.

00:26:34We do.

00:26:35But with this, we can't.

00:26:36It's not reasonable.

00:26:39So that's it, then.

00:26:40I...

00:26:42I am sorry.

00:26:50I remember Merrow Street.

00:26:54You did take a risk for us, then.

00:26:56You said you'd get disbarred if anyone found out.

00:27:00We were all younger, then.

00:27:01We were.

00:27:03It's funny how that became a badge of our friendship.

00:27:05Of course, it never would have come up if Tom hadn't been so useless at paperwork.

00:27:11Well, he is pretty bloody useless.

00:27:12Of course, when I have to do the taxes for Tom's company, he just hands everything over to me.

00:27:16I have to sort it all out because he's so useless at paperwork, because he just hands everything over to me.

00:27:23That's how I know that I'll still have it all in my files, that naughty thing you did.

00:27:30Sarah, what are you doing?

00:27:31And if that file just happened to find its way to the bar council, then that might be a hit you have to take.

00:27:38Sarah, you can't be serious.

00:27:40Richard is our friend.

00:27:41Yes, yes.

00:27:42We're all friends here, aren't we?

00:27:44You fucking bitch.

00:27:46Okay.

00:27:47Wait, just wait a minute.

00:27:49No, don't tell me to wait a minute.

00:27:50Your wife just tried to blackmail us.

00:27:53Sarah.

00:27:53You didn't mean what you just said.

00:27:59I mean, what kind of people are we?

00:28:01Well, I don't know about you, Tom, but I'm the kind of person that wants to protect my family.

00:28:06I mean, we can all stand around here and talk about what nice, reasonable people we are.

00:28:10God, I'd love to call the police so that I don't have to look at my oldest friends hating me.

00:28:13I'll have my husband wonder who he's been married to all these years, but...

00:28:18I know that if I did that...

00:28:21Look.

00:28:33What?

00:28:34Look.

00:28:36Look.

00:28:37What do you think happens when you lose everything?

00:28:39Do you think someone's just going to give Tom another job?

00:28:41Do you think someone's just going to give us another fucking mortgage?

00:28:45Fuck.

00:28:47It's going to be survival.

00:28:48Well, that's what happens when, you know, that's what, that's what we encourage.

00:28:55I've been there, unlike you.

00:28:57Don't sell me your sob story.

00:29:00How'd you be sobbing if it was your story?

00:29:03Call it protecting your children or whatever you like, but in the end, ultimately, it is just bullshit.

00:29:10Yeah, I didn't ask to be put in this position.

00:29:12Jessica put us all in this position.

00:29:14And I'm sorry she felt she had to do what she did.

00:29:17What she did, she did to us too.

00:29:19And I have to deal with this in the best way that I know how.

00:29:24Tom, so you, you, you're happy with this, aren't you?

00:29:30I wouldn't exactly describe myself as happy, no?

00:29:35But if you're happy to just stand by and watch us lose everything...

00:29:40Oh, tell me it is not that fucking woman again!

00:29:44Good evening, madam.

00:29:51Yes.

00:29:53Is everything all right?

00:29:55Yes.

00:29:56Is there any reason why everything wouldn't be all right?

00:29:59Well, someone dove 999 from this house.

00:30:02They did?

00:30:03They did, yes.

00:30:04Oh.

00:30:07Did you call 999?

00:30:09Me?

00:30:10Yes, madam.

00:30:12No.

00:30:13Did someone else call 999?

00:30:16I did.

00:30:22I thought I saw some kids breaking into the neighbor's car.

00:30:27Which car was that?

00:30:28The blue one.

00:30:30There.

00:30:32Thought you saw or saw?

00:30:34No, saw.

00:30:36Definitely saw.

00:30:38But you didn't complete the call?

00:30:39Well, they saw me.

00:30:41I was looking at them.

00:30:43And I was on the phone.

00:30:45So they ran away.

00:30:50They ran away?

00:30:51Yeah, I didn't want to waste your time, so I put down the phone.

00:30:54Never a waste of time calling the police if you witness a crime, sir.

00:30:58That's what we're here for?

00:30:59Of course.

00:31:00Are you sure everything's all right?

00:31:03Absolutely everything is just great.

00:31:08Maybe we should take a quick look inside.

00:31:10Just to make sure.

00:31:11Everybody is all right, so...

00:31:12Maybe just take a little look.

00:31:15You want to come in?

00:31:16Okay, yeah.

00:31:17Okay, okay.

00:31:18Okay.

00:31:19Let's ride in here.

00:31:38Having dinner?

00:31:38Is that a clafootie?

00:31:48It is.

00:31:48Yes.

00:31:51You got five places, sir?

00:31:53Is there someone else here?

00:31:57There was.

00:31:59She wasn't feeling well.

00:32:01She left.

00:32:04Well, looks like everything here is okay.

00:32:07There is one thing.

00:32:13What's that then?

00:32:17I'd like to say...

00:32:24Thank you for taking the trouble.

00:32:27No trouble at all, madam.

00:32:31All right then.

00:32:32Sorry to have bothered you.

00:32:34It's all right.

00:32:37It's all right.

00:32:42That is a lovely-looking clafootie.

00:32:44Made one myself the other day.

00:32:49Looks like you browned the top off just about perfect.

00:32:54Come, Paul.

00:32:57Sorry.

00:32:58Sorry.

00:32:58If anything else happens, if you see any more kids up to no good, feel free to give us a call.

00:33:14Okay.

00:33:19I can't help feeling like there's something you might want to tell me, sir.

00:33:25No.

00:33:28Nothing I can think of.

00:33:29All right, then.

00:33:37Good night.

00:33:38Good night.

00:33:40Good night.

00:33:42Oh, fuck.

00:33:45They've gone.

00:33:45Jesus.

00:33:47Fuck.

00:33:48Fuck.

00:33:49Fuck.

00:33:49We all just concealed a dead body from the police.

00:33:55I'm a member of the fucking bar.

00:33:57For fuck's sake.

00:33:58Calm down.

00:33:59Don't tell me to calm down.

00:34:00Okay.

00:34:01Okay.

00:34:01Look, realize what happens if this comes out.

00:34:03This isn't just some paperwork from the fucking past.

00:34:06This will be the end of me.

00:34:08The absolute fucking end.

00:34:10It won't be the end if we keep our heads and see this through.

00:34:14Oh, great.

00:34:15Oh, fantastic.

00:34:15So what?

00:34:16All we have to do is carry a dead body across the street, put it in the car, drive it all

00:34:19the way to her flat, get her up the stairs, and all without being seen.

00:34:23What could possibly go wrong?

00:34:23Oh, great.

00:34:23So, sorry.

00:34:24You're actually going along with this now.

00:34:26We have to.

00:34:27We're fucked if we don't.

00:34:28We haven't done anything.

00:34:30We just did.

00:34:32No.

00:34:33I...

00:34:34No.

00:34:34I...

00:34:35I wanted to say something, and you stopped me, and you were dragging me across the room

00:34:40by the hand, and you hurt my hand.

00:34:42It's still hurting.

00:34:43Oh, I'm sorry about your fucking hand.

00:34:46No, you're not.

00:34:46You are not sorry about anything.

00:34:49The only thing you care about is your precious career, cavorting around the old bailey in

00:34:52a wig.

00:34:53What?

00:34:53Letting rapists roam the streets as long as we're all standing around saying how marvelous

00:34:57you are.

00:34:58What the fuck has that got to do with anything?

00:35:00If you don't know what it has to do with everything, then you're not as clever as you think

00:35:04what?

00:35:05Well, I wasn't clever enough to anticipate the toxic fucking sanctum in a human.

00:35:09You managed to dish out every day.

00:35:10No.

00:35:10No, I was not.

00:35:11That came as a fucking surprise, I have to say.

00:35:13Okay, guys.

00:35:14For God's sake.

00:35:16You try living with God's representative of moral perfection on earth.

00:35:20Isn't easy for us fucking modernly mortals.

00:35:22You're weak.

00:35:23You're just weak.

00:35:24You know you are.

00:35:25Go on.

00:35:25Run away.

00:35:27Weak.

00:35:27An hour ago, we were just fucking having dinner.

00:35:47Now I feel like I've got a fucking gun to my head.

00:35:49Why are we locked in now?

00:35:53Why would it be so terrible to just leave the body?

00:36:01No, what would be the harm, though, really?

00:36:07Beth will come around.

00:36:08She's a reasonable person.

00:36:10Reasonable.

00:36:13Sorry, did you not hear what she just said?

00:36:15All I care about is my wig.

00:36:18Do you think I like rapists?

00:36:20I fucking hate rapists.

00:36:22But what else am I supposed to do?

00:36:23I'm good at rapists.

00:36:25I love her, but she's impossible sometimes.

00:36:30You never have sex anymore.

00:36:33That's marriage, though, isn't it?

00:36:36It just goes away.

00:36:37The whole thing's ridiculous.

00:36:40We're supposed to mate for life.

00:36:42Well, we only really want to do it for the first couple of years,

00:36:44and all we want is to do it with other people.

00:36:47I mean, this fucking brilliant idea was that.

00:36:53Jessica was different, though.

00:36:55She never changed.

00:36:59I'll never make men happy.

00:37:01Well, like Mr. X.

00:37:02Mr. X.

00:37:03Well, I wouldn't say I made him happy.

00:37:04He made me happy.

00:37:05It's from the book.

00:37:06Do we know him?

00:37:08She went to town.

00:37:12She never stopped living.

00:37:15She didn't.

00:37:17What if we just went off?

00:37:20What?

00:37:22Somewhere like Morocco or Brazil.

00:37:26Together.

00:37:27We should get back to them.

00:37:32We need to decide what we're going to do together.

00:37:37Just leave them for a bit.

00:37:40Sarah and Beth, they love each other.

00:37:41They'll work it out.

00:37:42Come on.

00:37:43I'm sorry.

00:37:52I'm so sorry.

00:37:53It's okay.

00:37:54I'll clear it up.

00:37:55No, no.

00:37:55I'll clear it up.

00:37:56Can I help?

00:37:57No, fuck off.

00:37:58I'm still angry with you.

00:38:03I'm so sorry.

00:38:04It's fine.

00:38:09Will you help?

00:38:27Hello?

00:38:28Oh, hello.

00:38:33You what?

00:38:36Now?

00:38:37As in tonight?

00:38:39No, it's just that, uh...

00:38:41The thing is, this is the only night.

00:38:47Okay.

00:38:49Okay.

00:38:50What?

00:38:52It's the estate agent.

00:38:54The buyer wants to come over.

00:38:56She wants to show her husband the house.

00:38:58Now?

00:38:59They said ten minutes.

00:39:00What?

00:39:01That's fucking...

00:39:01That's ridiculous.

00:39:03He spends most of his time abroad.

00:39:04I know he was letting her pick out the house.

00:39:06Now suddenly, he wants to see it?

00:39:08This is the only night that he can do it.

00:39:11Until he flies out again.

00:39:12He can't just announce he's turning up in the middle of the night.

00:39:15That's unreasonable.

00:39:16He's rich.

00:39:18Rich people are unreasonable.

00:39:19We can't say no.

00:39:21What about, um...

00:39:25We'll have to move her.

00:39:27No way!

00:39:28It's what we were going to do anyway.

00:39:30I am having no part in this.

00:39:32Fine.

00:39:34Tom.

00:39:36Richard.

00:39:47Okay.

00:39:49All right.

00:39:57Give me a hand.

00:39:58Here.

00:40:00Sorry.

00:40:01I don't think I can.

00:40:02What?

00:40:03I can't.

00:40:03I can't touch her.

00:40:06Really?

00:40:08What do you mean, really?

00:40:10I can't.

00:40:11Okay.

00:40:11What does that mean?

00:40:11I'm not a real man or something?

00:40:12Get her down, for fuck's sake.

00:40:21Careful, careful, careful.

00:40:22Careful, careful, careful.

00:40:24What?

00:40:27Can you at least open the door?

00:40:29Fucking door.

00:40:34What?

00:40:35Upstairs.

00:40:48Up where?

00:40:49Somewhere.

00:40:50Fuck.

00:40:51That was not ten minutes.

00:40:53Okay.

00:40:54In there.

00:40:55Open the door.

00:40:56Richard.

00:40:57Fuck.

00:41:02It's like you're on the toilet.

00:41:04She's slipping.

00:41:05She's slipping.

00:41:06She's slipping.

00:41:06Put up.

00:41:07There we are.

00:41:08That's it.

00:41:08It's okay.

00:41:09It's fine.

00:41:10It's fine.

00:41:15What if they want to look?

00:41:16They won't want to look in there.

00:41:18It's just a toilet.

00:41:19I don't want to look at it.

00:41:35Hi.

00:41:36Sorry.

00:41:37Husband and sister, I'm taking a look.

00:41:39Kind of a tricky type, but I think this will nail it.

00:41:41Okay.

00:41:41Wait for five minutes.

00:41:42In and out.

00:41:43Hi.

00:41:43I'm so sorry about this.

00:41:45No, no.

00:41:45It's fine.

00:41:46I hope we're not disturbing you.

00:41:47No, not at all.

00:41:48It's just, Klaus is in town.

00:41:50He's always away, and since he's here...

00:41:53Just wanted to see what I'm buying.

00:41:55Of course.

00:41:55Come in.

00:41:57You remember my husband, Tom?

00:41:59Yes.

00:41:59It's Helen.

00:42:01You're Helen.

00:42:02Helen.

00:42:03It's Helen, isn't it?

00:42:04Helen.

00:42:08I'm so sorry you're having dinner.

00:42:10That is what people do at dinner time.

00:42:15We had pretty much finished.

00:42:16Yes, we finished.

00:42:17Is that Clifudi?

00:42:20Yes.

00:42:21It's actually a specialty of mine.

00:42:23How funny.

00:42:23I love Clifudi.

00:42:25Oh, help yourself.

00:42:28Oh, I'm on a diet.

00:42:30So, this is the kitchen.

00:42:32Okay.

00:42:34You know, I love what you've done with this.

00:42:36Is that Friedrichsen?

00:42:38Yes.

00:42:39That adds serious value to a kitchen.

00:42:41What do you think, honey?

00:42:43That's nice.

00:42:43Yes?

00:42:49Yes?

00:42:50When?

00:42:51Oh.

00:42:52I didn't see it.

00:42:54Dr. Becker, don't talk to Peterson.

00:42:56I told you, I don't want them to do anything

00:42:59till the lawyers have seen it.

00:43:00Okay?

00:43:02Sorry.

00:43:03Hmm.

00:43:04Maybe if we take a look at the rest.

00:43:06Yes, sure.

00:43:07Here, follow me.

00:43:08Follow me.

00:43:13Follow me.

00:43:24Oh.

00:43:25I just love these old fireplaces.

00:43:27We used to rip them out.

00:43:28Now they pay thousands to put them back in.

00:43:31Okay.

00:43:39Okay.

00:43:43Okay.

00:43:50Okay.

00:43:51It's a nice house.

00:43:54When did you buy?

00:43:562002.

00:43:572003.

00:43:58You did well then, didn't you?

00:44:00Yes, we got lucky.

00:44:02Yes, you did.

00:44:03Yes?

00:44:04No.

00:44:04Don't listen to Harper.

00:44:04Don't send the drafts to the DIT.

00:44:05I don't want any of these busy buddies getting their hands on it before the contracts are signed.

00:44:19Okay?

00:44:19Okay.

00:44:20So what, uh, what line are you in?

00:44:25I do consulting.

00:44:28Consulting for what, exactly?

00:44:30For the energy industry.

00:44:33Oh, you're a lobbyist for oil companies?

00:44:36Gas companies, too.

00:44:39It's a nice way to make a living.

00:44:41It's a good living.

00:44:42Well, that depends on your definition of good, doesn't it?

00:44:46You think you don't make compromises?

00:44:51But at least I'm well paid for it.

00:44:57Good.

00:44:58I think we've seen everything.

00:44:59Yeah.

00:45:00We didn't look in there.

00:45:10Oh, that's just the toilet.

00:45:13Thoroughly.

00:45:13You're not going to show us?

00:45:15What?

00:45:16The toilet.

00:45:17You want to see the toilet?

00:45:19You showed us your other toilets.

00:45:20Did I?

00:45:21Yes, you did.

00:45:22Or is there something in there you don't want us to see?

00:45:29No.

00:45:30You know, I'm not sure you've seen the garden at night time.

00:45:47I guess the light really says off the landscaping.

00:45:51So, hey, therein is all tossed in limestone.

00:45:57We've got to move.

00:45:58We've got to move.

00:46:00We've got to move now.

00:46:02Yeah.

00:46:02Now.

00:46:03Yeah, heute Nacht.

00:46:04Heute Nacht goodbye.

00:46:05Und dann morgen mit den Klärchen.

00:46:06Lunch?

00:46:08Maybe dinner.

00:46:09Yeah.

00:46:09Nee.

00:46:10Ja, heute Nacht.

00:46:11Heute Nacht.

00:46:13Lunch.

00:46:15Nee, nee.

00:46:15Dinner?

00:46:16Ja.

00:46:16Wie kennst du das?

00:46:18Nein.

00:46:18Die Sachen hab ich auch schon gemacht.

00:46:21Der weiß überhaupt Bescheid über alles.

00:46:23Und nicht Petersen.

00:46:23Okay.

00:46:24Come on, Bob.

00:46:25Fuck.

00:46:26Fuck.

00:46:34Just go.

00:46:36Come, come, come.

00:46:37Okay, put her in.

00:46:38Stop.

00:46:39Put her legs down on the floor.

00:46:41Get the fucker out of the way.

00:46:42Get out of the way.

00:46:46Fuck.

00:46:46oh

00:46:59Yeah, but I could phone call

00:47:16Oh

00:47:30Must have been terrific for the children. Oh, yes. Yes. You know Klaus and I are planning to have children at some point when he

00:47:36Spends more time in London

00:47:38Aren't we honey? Of course we are

00:47:41Well, I think I've seen all I needed to see great great

00:47:46We're all set then yeah, obviously. We'll be in touch. Yes

00:48:00What fuck do you think you were doing back there you work for evil oil companies you're one of Satan's minions

00:48:07Yeah, I hate people

00:48:09Fine, but it's strictly necessary to fuck up our sale just so you get to express yourself

00:48:14Oh your sale your sale your sale all you think about is this your your elephant's breath countertops and your

00:48:21Friedrichson oven and your lamb from Hapsid organics. Oh you go there, too

00:48:25Whatever

00:48:26The truth is you don't give a shit about our friend Jessica who you drag up and down stairs like an old mattress to be honest

00:48:32I don't know why you're taking her side over us

00:48:35Someone has to do they what if it was her in our position do you think she'd put us before herself?

00:48:40No, she never thought of anyone but herself how much did she borrow from you over the years bet and did she ever pay you back a penny?

00:48:47She was going to when the book came out really whenever she had money she spent it on herself then when she ran out she came to you again

00:48:53You told me so yourself. I

00:48:56Don't care about the money

00:48:57Fine forget about the money how many of your boyfriends did she sleep with just because she could only two and I forgave her

00:49:05You're always bloody forgiving her meantime. I was the one who had to console you for weeks

00:49:09I've never asked you to you were having a breakdown. What else was I supposed to do?

00:49:14You always resented her her her her looks and her charm and you worshipped her

00:49:19I don't know which of us was more pathetic. Maybe I was pathetic

00:49:23But at least I'm trying to be a good person good person you know what a good person does

00:49:27They don't go on and on about being a good person

00:49:29They don't use being a good person to beat up everybody else. They don't get off and feeling morally

00:49:34Fucking superior, but it's not fair. Isn't it your own husband can't take it anymore?

00:49:38Wait, wait a minute. What did you call it earlier? Toxic sanctimony. That was in the heat the moment. Yeah, but you meant it didn't you?

00:49:46You know what

00:49:48Fuck all three of you

00:49:50Don't bet me if you think I'm so sanctimonious that is exactly what I'm going to be. What are you doing? Calling the police

00:50:04No, no, that is my phone. No, what are you doing? You have lost it

00:50:13Tom, I want to leave

00:50:15Richard, please come on. Be reasonable reasonable. I am the only person trying to do the right thing

00:50:22Okay

00:50:23Let me go

00:50:25Where the fuck have you been?

00:50:27Get off me. Let go

00:50:29Don't touch me. Let me go

00:50:32It's over. Come on

00:50:34Can you let go please?

00:50:35Let's go with me. Let go

00:50:36Ed! I'm Mr. X

00:50:43What?

00:50:49I'm Mr. X

00:50:50Who?

00:50:52From... from Cheskisburg

00:50:56That Mr. X?

00:50:57Yeah

00:50:58When...

00:50:59What?

00:50:59When did it start?

00:51:00I don't know. A couple of years ago

00:51:02When?

00:51:03About two years ago

00:51:05Till now?

00:51:06No. No, we stopped it

00:51:08Did you love her?

00:51:09No. It was just...

00:51:10Sex?

00:51:12It was a mistake

00:51:15So you just told me this because you thought it would make me hate Jessica and then I wouldn't go to the police

00:51:19You were gonna have me disbarred. What was I supposed to do?

00:51:21You didn't care if I'd hate you too

00:51:23I don't

00:51:24Neither of you care

00:51:25I love you. I'm sorry

00:51:26I want a divorce

00:51:31You better hang on to that job of yours cause you're gonna be paying me a fuckload of alimony for the rest of your life

00:51:37Right

00:51:39Let's get this fucking thing done

00:51:55In the back or the boot?

00:52:13What?

00:52:15Where are we putting her?

00:52:16We can't be seen putting a body in the boot of a car

00:52:21What if we wrapped her in a rug?

00:52:24We keep someone from the spare room

00:52:26What?

00:52:27When we get there?

00:52:28Four adults carrying a rug up the fucking stairs in the middle of the night

00:52:32What we need to do

00:52:34Is to make her look like she's drunk and we're helping her home

00:52:36God knows I've done it enough times

00:52:38What about her face?

00:52:41Look at that

00:52:44What if we

00:52:47Just push her tongue in?

00:52:49Just a minute

00:52:52Yeah

00:52:54What about this?

00:52:55That's mine

00:52:56Why? 15?

00:52:58But I use it for my high intensity intervals

00:53:01Right

00:53:03When he's wearing it, you can barely see his face

00:53:08Right

00:53:10Where is she?

00:53:11Oh sorry

00:53:13Oh

00:53:17Oh

00:53:18What the hell

00:53:21What the hell

00:53:22Oh

00:53:25Oh

00:53:26And

00:53:27I'll get you out of here

00:53:30No, no no, no, no

00:53:31You can't

00:53:32Oh, the doorway

00:53:33Good

00:53:34Get you in here

00:53:35You know

00:53:36Hello again.

00:53:39Hello.

00:53:40You all going out?

00:53:41Yes.

00:53:42Is that Jessica in there?

00:53:44No, she went earlier.

00:53:46She did?

00:53:47Yes.

00:53:48I don't believe you.

00:53:49That's her in there, isn't it?

00:53:52Why is she wearing a hoodie?

00:53:54Well, I told you she doesn't like to meet fans.

00:53:56I just want to tell her I love her book.

00:53:59There's not much to ask.

00:54:01It's just how she feels about it.

00:54:03Well, it's rude.

00:54:05That's what it is.

00:54:07You're rude.

00:54:09You're a bad person.

00:54:11And your book wasn't even that good.

00:54:14Cunt.

00:54:15Thanks.

00:54:17I'll see you next week

00:54:47What guy?

00:54:48I think he just looks straight in the car.

00:54:50Could you lift her head up?

00:54:55No, that's worse.

00:54:57Maybe.

00:54:58Can you get her to lean up against one of you?

00:55:02No, not me.

00:55:03She's your girlfriend.

00:55:14Okay, let's leave her up.

00:55:18Fuck.

00:55:24Don't look.

00:55:25I don't mind looking.

00:55:28Don't be too obvious about not looking.

00:55:30It's the kind of thing they pick up on.

00:55:32Do you want me to look at them or not look at them?

00:55:35Look at me.

00:55:36Look at me like I'm talking to you.

00:55:38You are talking to me.

00:55:42They're still looking.

00:55:43Well, this is nice.

00:55:44It's just up here on the right.

00:55:45We're having a party.

00:55:46Trendy fucking cups.

00:55:47Oh, fuck.

00:55:48Jesus.

00:55:49Pull in on the gate.

00:55:50Pull in on the gate.

00:55:51Pull in on the gate.

00:55:52Pull in on the gate.

00:55:53Jesus.

00:55:54Shit.

00:55:55Shit.

00:55:56Shit.

00:55:57Shit.

00:55:58Shit.

00:55:59Shit.

00:56:00Shit.

00:56:01Shit.

00:56:02Shit.

00:56:03Shit.

00:56:04Shit.

00:56:05Shit.

00:56:06Shit.

00:56:07Shit.

00:56:08It's just up here on the right.

00:56:09What?

00:56:10What are you doing?

00:56:11Hollywood.

00:56:12You're having a party?

00:56:13Trendy fucking cups.

00:56:14Oh, fuck.

00:56:15Jesus.

00:56:16Pull in on the gate.

00:56:17Pull in on the gate.

00:56:18Jesus.

00:56:19Shit.

00:56:20Shit.

00:56:31Shit.

00:56:32Now what?

00:56:33You'll just have to wait.

00:56:34I don't know.

00:56:36it takes.

00:57:06Alright, tell me they're still at it.

00:57:17Yes.

00:57:21How long's it been?

00:57:23At least an hour.

00:57:25I thought they'd call it a night, wouldn't you?

00:57:27Maybe they're having fun.

00:57:29How much fun do they need, for fuck's sake?

00:57:32I don't know, maybe they're just having a normal evening.

00:57:35There's still this thing out there called normal.

00:57:38That people get to be if they're not us.

00:57:46Nobody move.

00:58:05Fuck, sorry, no, you don't do that.

00:58:12Fuck.

00:58:13Richard?

00:58:14Excuse me, could you do your fucking or someone else's fucking car, please?

00:58:18Go on, fuck off.

00:58:19Jeez.

00:58:20Right, can we just do this now?

00:58:25Right, can we just do this now?

00:58:35Right, can we just do this now?

00:58:36Listen to me.

00:58:37Oh, my God, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

00:59:07There's one on the right.

00:59:14Okay.

00:59:15Okay.

00:59:16Okay.

00:59:17Okay.

00:59:18Okay.

00:59:19Okay.

00:59:20How many times have you been here?

00:59:22Uh, five.

00:59:23Maybe ten.

00:59:24One day.

00:59:25One day.

00:59:26One day.

00:59:27One day.

00:59:28One day.

00:59:29One day.

00:59:30One day.

00:59:31One day.

00:59:32One day.

00:59:33One day.

00:59:34One day.

00:59:35One day.

00:59:36One day.

00:59:37One day.

00:59:38How many times have you been here?

00:59:39Oh, five.

00:59:40Give me a turn.

00:59:41Come on back in and I'll see you.

00:59:42Okay.

00:59:43Ow.

00:59:44Ow.

00:59:45Sorry.

00:59:46Oh, we're going to be late.

00:59:47Oh no.

00:59:48I'm fine.

00:59:49She didn't have any more.

00:59:50Oh no.

00:59:51Oh no.

00:59:52Oh no.

00:59:53Oh no.

00:59:54Oh no.

00:59:55Oh no.

00:59:56Oh no.

00:59:57Oh no.

00:59:58Oh no.

00:59:59Oh no.

01:00:00Oh no.

01:00:01Oh no.

01:00:02Oh no.

01:00:03Oh no.

01:00:04Oh no.

01:00:05Oh no.

01:00:06Oh no.

01:00:07Oh no.

01:00:08Oh no.

01:00:17We need to find secure suspension point.

01:00:20What about that?

01:00:21Yeah.

01:00:22That'll do it.

01:00:23And what are we gonna use?

01:00:26To hang her.

01:00:31Um.

01:00:32Sarah.

01:00:33Make sure you put it in, um, in the, in the same groove.

01:00:46You know what I mean.

01:00:48Richard.

01:00:49I don't.

01:00:50Are you okay?

01:00:51I don't, I don't think I can.

01:00:52I think I can be.

01:00:53Yeah.

01:00:54Okay.

01:00:55Okay.

01:00:56No.

01:00:57Oh no.

01:00:58I don't, I don't think I can be.

01:01:00Richard.

01:01:01I don't.

01:01:02you okay?

01:01:03I don't, I don't think I can be.

01:01:04I think I can be.

01:01:05Yeah.

01:01:06Okay.

01:01:07Are you okay?

01:01:11I don't think I can.

01:01:13I think I can handle it.

01:01:15Yeah.

01:01:16Okay.

01:01:23Got it?

01:01:24Hold on.

01:01:25Sorry.

01:01:26Okay.

01:01:27Okay.

01:01:37Okay.

01:02:07It's okay.

01:02:34Why did she do it?

01:02:37Why now?

01:02:41She seemed happy tonight.

01:02:47She's a great liar.

01:02:51She once told me she envied us.

01:02:54She said we had a place in this world and she didn't.

01:03:02I hear your book's doing really well.

01:03:04Yeah.

01:03:04At least all that coping sex was good for some things.

01:03:09You've all got your there goes Jessica faces on.

01:03:16Why didn't she talk to us?

01:03:17We were supposed to be her friends.

01:03:25You didn't want to talk.

01:03:27You made her mind up.

01:03:28Shall we drop you off?

01:03:40Shall we drop you off?

01:03:57I need a drink.

01:03:58I need a drink.

01:03:59I need a drink.

01:04:00I need a drink.

01:04:01I need a drink.

01:04:02I need a drink.

01:04:03I need a drink.

01:04:04I need a drink.

01:04:05I need a drink.

01:04:06I need a drink.

01:04:07I need a drink.

01:04:08I need a drink.

01:04:09I need a drink.

01:04:10I need a drink.

01:04:11I need a drink.

01:04:12I need a drink.

01:04:13I need a drink.

01:04:14I need a drink.

01:04:28What if we just went off

01:04:41Together

01:04:42What?

01:04:43Just leave

01:04:44Why not live

01:04:49Does anyone

01:04:58What's this?

01:05:16It's from Jessica

01:05:17What did she say?

01:05:25If you're reading this story about the trouble

01:05:27I'm always causing trouble

01:05:30I thought the book was going to change everything

01:05:33In fact it's made me realise

01:05:35Nothing changes

01:05:37As long as I can remember

01:05:38I've been a ball bearing

01:05:39Rolling around in a hot pan

01:05:41Trying to get out

01:05:42But I could never get out

01:05:43And now I have to

01:05:45It's funny

01:05:47It doesn't go the fear of dying

01:05:48But the truth is

01:05:50I'm more frightened of living

01:05:51Sorry to dump this on you

01:05:54But I couldn't do it on my own

01:05:56And you are after all

01:05:58My oldest friend

01:05:59LOL

01:06:00I know it's going to be

01:06:03A kind of bitch to deal with

01:06:04But I'm sure you won't let it

01:06:06Spoil your evening

01:06:08I love you

01:06:10Goodbye

01:06:11She came here to do it

01:06:31She planned it

01:06:34We're going to have to live with this

01:06:37Forever

01:06:39She's cursed us

01:06:40We've cursed ourselves

01:06:45You should probably go

01:06:54But we're not going anywhere

01:06:56As far as I'm concerned

01:06:58You live somewhere else now

01:06:59What am I supposed to

01:07:02I don't care

01:07:04Fine

01:07:08I'll see you out

01:07:14Yeah

01:07:14I'm calling the police

01:07:16What?

01:07:21I'm going to tell them

01:07:22Tell them what?

01:07:24What happened tonight

01:07:27What we did

01:07:28Okay

01:07:31Why?

01:07:33Look

01:07:33You're upset

01:07:35Obviously

01:07:36We all are

01:07:37You know

01:07:37It's been an upsetting evening

01:07:40Sarah

01:07:41You can't call the police

01:07:47Why not?

01:07:48Because

01:07:48It affects all of us

01:07:50Sarah

01:07:51Do you want to tell us

01:07:54What's going on?

01:07:56Nothing's going on

01:07:57I'm just going to tell the police

01:07:58What we did

01:07:59This is nuts

01:08:00You

01:08:00Asked us

01:08:03To help you

01:08:04You shouldn't have agreed

01:08:06You blackmailed us

01:08:09Yes

01:08:09I did

01:08:10Look

01:08:12Maybe this is a good time

01:08:13To talk about

01:08:14Ben

01:08:14And Sophie

01:08:16How does this help them?

01:08:18It doesn't

01:08:20Tom

01:08:20No

01:08:20This is nuts

01:08:21Do something

01:08:22What do you want me to do?

01:08:24What the fuck?

01:08:26This isn't fair

01:08:27I have done fucking nothing

01:08:30To deserve the shit that I've got this evening

01:08:32Calm down

01:08:33You fucking calm down

01:08:35I've been the only rational one

01:08:36This entire fucking evening

01:08:37And this

01:08:38This is the thanks I get

01:08:39You know what?

01:08:40Fuck this

01:08:40Fuck you

01:08:41Fuck the law

01:08:42Richard if you don't

01:08:43Shut your mouth

01:08:43Oh what?

01:08:45How exactly are you going to impose your will on this cluster?

01:08:47What the fuck?

01:08:48What are you doing for?

01:08:54It just felt like the right thing to do

01:08:55That help wasn't even ready for it

01:08:57I'm sorry

01:08:58Well I'm going to have to hit you now

01:08:59What?

01:09:00Well no it's only fair

01:09:01No that's ridiculous

01:09:02Don't

01:09:02Take my

01:09:03Please stop

01:09:04That's right

01:09:04Come on

01:09:06Oh

01:09:21Hi

01:09:23Sorry to bother you so late

01:09:25But I'd like to conclude our business now

01:09:27Now?

01:09:28Why not now?

01:09:30Let him in

01:09:31Okay

01:09:33Come in

01:09:35Hello

01:09:41Hello

01:09:42House base

01:09:53Mm-hmm

01:09:56Ellen loves your house

01:10:01I'm heading to Dubai in two hours

01:10:03So I'd like to finalize our business now

01:10:06I had our lawyer sent her with the final contracts

01:10:09Do you have the copy of yours?

01:10:11Okay

01:10:11Hold on

01:10:12Okay

01:10:31Shall we?

01:10:37Okay

01:10:38Shall we?

01:10:51Okay

01:10:51You should know something

01:10:55Earlier this evening our friend killed herself in the garden

01:11:00We moved her body back to her place

01:11:03So you wouldn't

01:11:04Not buy

01:11:06Our house

01:11:07I knew something strange was going on here

01:11:21That was gold

01:11:30That was gold

01:11:31Look at them

01:11:36They're terrified

01:11:39And now you don't want me to buy a house

01:11:46Is that right?

01:11:47You want to go to jail

01:11:49That's interesting

01:11:53I wonder what I should do

01:11:57Your friend here

01:12:02She thinks I'm a bad person

01:12:07I work for evil oil companies

01:12:10No, I-I

01:12:14I didn't mean

01:12:15Yes, you did

01:12:16Let's see

01:12:19What would an evil man do here?

01:12:24Probably call the police

01:12:25Then

01:12:28Waiting for you to run out of money

01:12:32Reduce my offer

01:12:33A lot

01:12:35I don't think you're such an evil guy

01:12:42I bet

01:12:47Sometimes

01:12:49You're even a nice guy

01:12:50Life is short

01:12:53Why not be nice?

01:12:58Sometimes it's nice

01:12:59To be the nice guy

01:13:01Yeah

01:13:03You're right

01:13:05Sometimes, as you say

01:13:07It's nice to be the nice guy

01:13:10Unfortunately

01:13:15I'm not the nice guy

01:13:17But you know what?

01:13:27I think my wife would prefer

01:13:28Not to know about all this

01:13:30So, let's go on

01:13:32I'm still calling the police

01:13:36Seriously

01:13:39He was being nice

01:13:41No, it's Sarah

01:13:43Sarah, just a moment

01:13:46Okay?

01:13:47Don't fucking believe it

01:13:49So now you're having a crisis of conscience

01:13:52And yet, when I was to have a crisis of conscience

01:13:55Everyone told me to fucking suck it up

01:13:58I'm not gonna suck it up

01:14:00Don't you tell

01:14:02Call the police

01:14:04Stop off

01:14:04Sarah

01:14:05Let me go

01:14:06Stop

01:14:07Let me go, let me go

01:14:09What is the matter

01:14:10With all of you?

01:14:14Don't you understand?

01:14:16We can't take back what we did

01:14:18We can't

01:14:19Please forgive him

01:14:20Fuck

01:14:27Oh

01:14:32You alright, sir?

01:14:34I'm fine

01:14:34You sure, sir?

01:14:37I think we better come in

01:14:38What's been going on here, then?

01:14:57Um, yeah, we've been, um

01:14:58Playing a game

01:15:00What sort of a game?

01:15:03Drister?

01:15:04I'll tell you exactly what's been going on

01:15:06No, I'll tell you

01:15:09I'm Mr. X

01:15:12What?

01:15:14What do you mean you're Mr. X?

01:15:17I'm Mr. X

01:15:18No, I'm afraid it's me

01:15:20No, there's nothing in the book to suggest that you're Mr. X

01:15:24Nothing in the book to suggest that you're Mr. X, either

01:15:26Who is Mr. X?

01:15:28It's me

01:15:28What exactly makes you think that you're Mr. X?

01:15:32I mean

01:15:32Because Jessica told me

01:15:36So your mistake

01:15:39What?

01:15:43All those years flirting with you in front of me

01:15:46Because you were fucking her

01:15:47I wasn't fucking her

01:15:48And you just said you were

01:15:50It was one night after our last finals exam

01:15:53Before we got together

01:15:56How can I believe anything you say?

01:15:58You even lied about reading a fucking book

01:16:01I didn't want you to get upset

01:16:02I'm sorry

01:16:04I'm sorry

01:16:05Do you ever get tired of saying I'm sorry?

01:16:08Yes, I do actually

01:16:09How about not fucking everything up all the time?

01:16:13Well, how about not holding my mistakes over my head for eternity?

01:16:18How about accepting me for who I am?

01:16:20How can I?

01:16:21When you've been in love with someone else for the last 20 years

01:16:24I've been in love with you

01:16:27You idiot

01:16:28I didn't choose her

01:16:32I chose you

01:16:34Right then

01:16:39Is that everything?

01:16:45Yes

01:16:45Ordinarily, we'd need to make a report

01:16:49Or we could let the matter go

01:16:51If I could have a little try of that clafouti

01:16:54Of course

01:16:56There you go

01:17:10Terry, you've got to try some of this

01:17:18Oh, fuck me

01:17:30That is good

01:17:31Well, we're probably done here

01:17:33Yeah

01:17:34We're all open-minded these days, sir

01:17:42But maybe keep it nice and chewy

01:17:44I'll keep that in mind

01:17:46That was interesting

01:18:08Yeah

01:18:09Should we conclude our business now?

01:18:12Well, let's do it

01:18:42I assume there are no more dead people I need to know about

01:18:55Are you okay?

01:19:19How about you?

01:19:31Oh, that's great

01:19:32Yeah

01:19:34Preparing to spend a lifetime

01:19:36Paying off anonymity

01:19:40My defending fucking rapists

01:19:41Yeah

01:19:42I don't know

01:19:44I thought you wanted a divorce

01:20:00Who wants a divorce?

01:20:04What am I supposed to do with a divorce?

01:20:05I want to punish you?

01:20:10I want to punish you

01:20:10You don't understand

01:20:13No, you don't understand

01:20:15But you will

01:20:18Richard and I

01:20:24Are going home now

01:20:27I should never have brought her over

01:20:33It's okay

01:20:35If I hadn't

01:20:41We'd still be who we used to be

01:20:45I want to go

01:20:54What's the fault of it?

01:21:07I don't know

01:21:08I don't know

01:21:39You were always the one, Tom.

01:21:58You're Mr. X.

01:22:00I am.

01:22:06Sarah.

01:22:08I...

01:22:08...kids.

01:22:15Almost had it, didn't I?

01:22:20It would have been fun, wouldn't it?

01:22:23You know, I'm starving.

01:22:25Let's go.

01:22:42Hi.

01:22:43Hey.

01:22:45Hey.

01:22:45I, uh, decided to come home.

01:22:53Something happened?

01:22:53No, I just felt like being here tonight.

01:22:56Oh.

01:22:57Okay, I'm going to bed.

01:22:59Good night, sweetheart.

01:23:00Night.

01:23:01Jessica was right.

01:23:26We are lucky.

01:23:30We are so lucky.

01:23:56No, I was so lucky.

01:24:11I'm going to bed.

01:24:13We are so lucky.

01:24:15We are so lucky.

01:24:16Just one of them.

01:24:17We are so lucky.

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