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00:00:01I used to live in a quiet, convenient world of thought spirals and internal panic.
00:00:07But when the pipe in my apartment broke, suddenly all the sounds I'd been drowning out
00:00:12came bursting to the forefront. The suffocating boyfriend.
00:00:16The heroic neighbor who saves me from spiders.
00:00:19And evidently, the new role as his fake girlfriend.
00:00:23But what happens when an unexpected living arrangement turns into unexpected chemistry?
00:00:29And the walls you've built to protect yourself begin to crumble at the touch.
00:00:48See? I told you I looked better here, didn't I?
00:00:51Yeah, yeah, you're right.
00:00:53Of course I'm right. I know what's best for you, baby.
00:00:59Oh, that's work. Gotta go.
00:01:04Oh, okay.
00:01:06What?
00:01:08Oh, um, nothing. It's just...
00:01:10I thought you said you took the day off so you could help me move in.
00:01:14Well, you know if I don't work, then I don't get paid.
00:01:17And if I don't get paid, how am I supposed to afford those fancy dinners I take you out on?
00:01:20Right. Speaking of, um, as of next week we'll have been dating a whole year. Maybe we could do something.
00:01:29Eh, well, we've been going out on dates for about a year.
00:01:35That's what I said.
00:01:36Well, that's not exactly what you said. I mean, you're not looking for anything serious, right?
00:01:41What?
00:01:43Well, I mean, I'm trying to start my business and you're waiting on a phone call from the library.
00:01:49I think that we're good as is. I mean, we don't have to put a label on anything, right, babe?
00:01:57Yeah, right. Yeah.
00:02:00Okay, well, I gotta go, so I will see you later.
00:02:03Mm-hmm.
00:02:15Adam!
00:02:21Oh, shit.
00:02:26Perfect.
00:02:28Wonderful.
00:02:30Okay.
00:02:45Ma'am, I need you to stop what you're doing and put your hands in the air.
00:02:49Hands above your head.
00:02:50What the hell?
00:02:51Ma'am, if you don't cooperate, I'm gonna be forced to grab you.
00:02:53No, no, no, wait, wait. I'm not breaking in. This is my apartment. I live here.
00:02:56Strike three.
00:02:57What are- What are you doing? Oh, my God!
00:03:00I'm arresting you for breaking an entry.
00:03:02Oh, my God! This is my apartment, you lunatic! I live here!
00:03:06Do you have documentation to prove that?
00:03:10Yeah, check my phone! The lease is in my email!
00:03:12Alright, we'll see about that. Email, huh? Where do I look?
00:03:17Where do I look?
00:03:18What do you mean? It's right at the top!
00:03:20Huh.
00:03:22Well, what'd you look better?
00:03:23Yeah! Okay, can you un-top me now, please?
00:03:25For the record, credit card works better.
00:03:44Welcome home.
00:03:45Who are you?
00:03:46Jake. Apartment D.
00:03:48Nice to meet you, neighbor.
00:03:52And you are...
00:03:55Noel!
00:03:56Pleasure, Noel.
00:03:57Well, if you need a cup of sugar or a get-out-of-jail-free card, you know where to find me.
00:04:02How about an apology?
00:04:04For what?
00:04:05Protecting and serving? That's kind of my job.
00:04:09Oh, so your job is being an impulsive asshole who goes around cupping innocent people?
00:04:23See you around, neighbor!
00:04:24You wish, asshole!
00:04:32Jerk.
00:04:34Who the hell does he think he is?
00:04:36You're on your wrist.
00:04:37Um...
00:04:39I live here.
00:04:46Hi, Aunt Shelley.
00:04:48Jakey! I'm so glad you answered.
00:04:49Yeah, I just wanted to check in with you.
00:04:51I miss you.
00:04:52It's been so long.
00:04:53I miss you too, Aunt Shelley.
00:04:55Jake, I know these past few years have been hard for you, but your parents wouldn't want you to live this way.
00:05:00You're practically a recluse at this point.
00:05:03I'm fine, Aunt Shelley. Really.
00:05:04How about I come by? I can bring this lovely woman you need to meet. She's the daughter of my friend from Swim Aerobics.
00:05:10No, uh, don't do that. I'm actually seeing someone.
00:05:14You are?
00:05:15Yeah, I didn't want to say anything. Didn't know if it was serious, but she just moved in. So, uh, no need to set me up.
00:05:24Well, I can't wait to meet her. I'll pop by sometime.
00:05:27No, don't do that. She's, uh, shy.
00:05:29Nonsense.
00:05:30Ha!
00:05:39Ah!
00:05:40Ah!
00:05:41Ah!
00:05:42Ah!
00:05:43Ah!
00:05:44Ah!
00:05:45Ah!
00:05:46Ah!
00:05:47What are you doing in here?!
00:05:48I heard screaming. I thought you were in trouble.
00:05:50Well, it's okay for you to break in, but not me?!
00:05:53Listen, I only came to help, but clearly you don't need me, so I'll just leave.
00:05:57Wait, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:06:00There's a spider.
00:06:05Uh, is that what all the festival's about?
00:06:09Yeah, I just can't.
00:06:10Here, I'll escort him out.
00:06:15The spider now lives in a tree outside your window.
00:06:30I thought you were gonna, um, thank you.
00:06:35Uh, Truce?
00:06:42Look, I'm sorry about earlier.
00:06:44Honestly, I thought you were trying to rob the place, and my training kicked in.
00:06:55Uh, yeah, Truce.
00:06:58You were right, though. I was being an asshole.
00:07:00Usually, when I'm cuffing the innocent, it's consensual.
00:07:10You're cute when you're flustered.
00:07:12I'm not, I'm not flustered.
00:07:16You sure found that.
00:07:17Um, I'm seeing someone.
00:07:27Congratulations.
00:07:28Okay, yeah, so stop flirting.
00:07:30Me? Flirting?
00:07:33I'm just being friendly.
00:07:34Oh, we're friends now.
00:07:36I would say so, yeah.
00:07:37I saved your ass twice in less than 24 hours.
00:07:39Oh my god, however can I repay you?
00:07:41You want a loan? A kidney?
00:07:44Actually...
00:07:45Seriously? That was a joke.
00:07:47Would you pretend to be my girlfriend?
00:07:50What?
00:07:53Look, um, my aunt's coming to town, and I might have accidentally told her I'm seeing someone.
00:08:00So you lied?
00:08:01Potato, potato.
00:08:04So what do you say?
00:08:05I just told you I'm seeing someone, and you're a complete stranger.
00:08:08Why would I do this?
00:08:09But I'm not a stranger, though.
00:08:10I'm your neighbor.
00:08:12You're friendly.
00:08:14Handsome.
00:08:16Charming.
00:08:18Charitable.
00:08:19Lockpicking.
00:08:20Lockpicking, yeah.
00:08:24Look, you would really be doing me a solid.
00:08:27It's a long story about my aunt.
00:08:29She's really worried about me.
00:08:30She thinks I've given up on love or whatever.
00:08:33Have you?
00:08:35Well, that's not the point.
00:08:38Look, I just want to give her peace of mind.
00:08:40All you have to do is come over for one dinner,
00:08:43tell one little white lie, and that's it.
00:08:46You're not hurting anyone.
00:08:48Please.
00:08:50You'd be making a really wonderful woman very happy.
00:08:53She's like a second mother to me.
00:08:56I don't want to disappoint her.
00:08:58One dinner?
00:09:00One dinner.
00:09:02Fine.
00:09:04Great.
00:09:05Great. Am I interrupting something?
00:09:12Adam, um, no, this is, um, this is my neighbor, Jake. Yeah, he was, um, helping me with a spider.
00:09:24Babe, I told you a million times, just kill it. If you need help, you can call me.
00:09:32Right. Well, I should probably go.
00:09:37That's a good idea, Jake.
00:09:44I'll see you later, Noah.
00:10:02Hey, Taylor.
00:10:09Reynolds.
00:10:11I'm Reynolds today. Why so formal?
00:10:14I reviewed your closing numbers, and they're not where they should be. We need you getting through more cases per month.
00:10:19I'm working as fast as I can, boss.
00:10:22No. You're fixating all your time on this robbery case, and the chief told you to lay off it.
00:10:28It's not just one robbery case. There's a string of them, and I'm sure they're all connected.
00:10:33And proving that would make you feel like the big hero.
00:10:36It's not about my damn ego, Taylor. It's about justice.
00:10:39Well, I can't run a department that doesn't meet quota.
00:10:45Are you sure you're not singling me out for any particular reason?
00:10:48Excuse me? Are you implying something, Officer Reynolds?
00:10:52I'm not implying anything at all.
00:10:56That's what I thought. Now get back to work.
00:11:00Oh my god, Jake. I am so sorry.
00:11:19You know, this building has gotten a lot more interesting since you moved in.
00:11:22Are you okay?
00:11:24I'm fine. Seriously, I'm fine.
00:11:27Um, I can get the coffee out.
00:11:31Don't worry about me.
00:11:33No, please, please, let me help. I'm really sorry.
00:11:36Just, uh...
00:11:37Yeah, come to my apartment. It'll just take a few minutes.
00:11:42Whatever you say.
00:11:43Okay.
00:11:44You know, I can just bring this over to you after if you wanna, you know, get changed.
00:11:59And this is the magic you're working? I don't think so.
00:12:02It's just baking soda, white vinegar, and water. Works every time.
00:12:07You work at a dry cleaners or something?
00:12:12No.
00:12:14I work in a bookstore.
00:12:16You know the one down on Main Street?
00:12:18How do you like it?
00:12:20Uh, it's not exactly my dream, but, uh, it's close, I guess.
00:12:25What's the dream?
00:12:26I just got my MLIS degree to be a librarian.
00:12:31You wanna be an archivist?
00:12:33Research how to print children's books at a university library.
00:12:38Specific.
00:12:42How do you get a job like that?
00:12:44Uh, turns out it's not easy.
00:12:46Hence the bookstore.
00:12:48Well, if you ever change your mind about careers, you have an excellent future. Stay in room mobile.
00:13:01You're flirting again.
00:13:04Can a friend compliment another friend?
00:13:14I think that's your door.
00:13:16Jake!
00:13:18Are you home?
00:13:20I should go.
00:13:25Thanks again.
00:13:46What are you doing here?
00:13:47Who are you?
00:13:48Why are you shirtless?
00:13:49Don't worry about it.
00:13:50What are you doing here?
00:13:51I wanted to apologize for earlier.
00:13:53I know you had a rough day, and...
00:13:55Like I said, I can't keep you on that robbery case without the Chief's permission, but...
00:14:00Maybe I can help take your mind off of it.
00:14:02You know?
00:14:03The way I used to.
00:14:07Taylor, we can't do this.
00:14:09Sure we can.
00:14:10Sure we can.
00:14:11We have.
00:14:12We have.
00:14:13Many times.
00:14:14Nothing's changed.
00:14:15Nothing's changed.
00:14:16We tried.
00:14:17You aren't right for each other.
00:14:19I can't give you what you want.
00:14:20I can't give you what you want.
00:14:21You don't want me?
00:14:23I don't know what I want, Taylor.
00:14:24I never do.
00:14:25You're an asshole.
00:14:26I'm just being honest.
00:14:27Those are not mutually exclusive traits!
00:14:28You know, you can't close yourself off forever, Jake.
00:14:29One of these days, you're gonna wake up and realize just how lonely you are.
00:14:30What?
00:14:31What?
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00:14:57Why?
00:14:58That's not what you are.
00:14:59Look, Taylor.
00:15:00I'm sorry.
00:15:01I really am.
00:15:02I hope we can still be professional about all this.
00:15:04Look, I know you don't want a relationship, Jake Reynolds.
00:15:07But I will be the girl that changes your mind.
00:15:11Just you watch.
00:15:26Hello, Mr. Saunders.
00:15:36Noelle, I need you to dust the top of the bookshelves today.
00:15:39Yes, sir.
00:15:44What an excellent use of my time and talent.
00:15:56Hi. Sorry, I just meant to take my over shirt off.
00:16:06Would you mind putting me in the direction of-
00:16:09Health and fitness? Back right.
00:16:13I was actually looking for Toni Morrison.
00:16:17But it's good to know I come off as totally insufferable.
00:16:22Oh my god. I'm so sorry. I assumed.
00:16:26Has anyone ever told you not to judge a book by its color?
00:16:29Uh, Toni Morrison is right there.
00:16:35Thank you. I appreciate it.
00:16:37I'll get it this way.
00:16:39Oh, sorry. Okay.
00:16:43Hey, what's up, babe?
00:16:45I got the book that she wanted.
00:16:47Alright.
00:16:52Hello?
00:16:53Hey. Hey, sorry. I know you're at work, but, um...
00:16:56I just heard from the university.
00:16:57I'm sorry, Noelle. I can't talk right now. I'm busy.
00:17:01Right, yeah. Um...
00:17:02Okay, but maybe we could, like, get a drink after work or something.
00:17:05I think it's gonna be a late night. Raincheck?
00:17:09hello hey hey sorry i know you're at work but um i just heard from the university i'm sorry no
00:17:23i can't talk right now i'm busy right yeah um okay but maybe we could like get a drink after
00:17:29work or something i think it's gonna be a late night rain check
00:17:34oh my god i'm definitely getting a drink
00:17:41oh fuck
00:17:44oh fuck
00:17:46oh fuck
00:17:56okay
00:17:58seriously
00:18:07oh come on
00:18:10oh well
00:18:20why are you in my apartment i'm trying to break in again actually this is my apartment because i'm
00:18:37really tired i cannot entertain right now i know we're gonna get you home i am home
00:18:42not quite can i take it to your place
00:18:46you smell good thanks come on let's go
00:18:56oh my gosh oh my god you're really strong
00:19:03i try
00:19:03noelle this is my apartment
00:19:13you can stay here tonight though
00:19:17thank you my hero
00:19:20okay okay okay um none of that
00:19:27you don't want to kiss me
00:19:29you don't like me
00:19:30i do want to kiss you
00:19:35but not right now
00:19:38why not
00:19:40well because you're extremely drunk
00:19:44and also you have a boyfriend
00:19:46i don't have a boyfriend
00:19:48please don't boyfriend me
00:19:52what about that guy i met
00:19:54we don't think about it
00:20:06goodnight hello
00:20:13we just fall into each other's arms
00:20:20oh my god
00:20:33what about it
00:20:37car
00:20:39Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:20:56I don't know.
00:21:26I don't know.
00:21:56Did you check for prints on that banister?
00:22:00No, just the front door.
00:22:02I mean, they might match the ones from last week.
00:22:05Good catch, Taylor.
00:22:07I'll get someone around the prints.
00:22:11I'll do it.
00:22:12You get back to your caseload.
00:22:14Is this punishment for the other night?
00:22:17Punishment?
00:22:18We'll be reporting you to the chief.
00:22:20Now get back to work, Reynolds.
00:22:22You're assigned work.
00:22:24Who is it?
00:22:37It's me.
00:22:38Come on in.
00:22:41Hey.
00:22:43Hey.
00:22:44How are you feeling?
00:22:45Uh, so I'm just coming by to say that, um, I'm sorry about last night.
00:22:52Don't worry about it.
00:22:54Um, yeah, I'm honestly not sure how I even got into your apartment, but, um, thank you for letting me sleep on your couch.
00:23:01Anytime.
00:23:02Uh, for the record, I did try to get you back to your own apartment.
00:23:06Oh, my God.
00:23:07That was a mess.
00:23:08You should have thrown me out.
00:23:11Actually, you were kind of cute.
00:23:16No.
00:23:17Oh, God, no way.
00:23:18No.
00:23:19So, you don't remember anything?
00:23:24No, no.
00:23:28God, isn't that embarrassing?
00:23:30Okay, so, um, I'm gonna have a treat to my apartment in shame now.
00:23:35Bye.
00:23:36Hey, I'm making burgers.
00:23:41Want one?
00:23:43Really?
00:23:44They're good hangover food.
00:23:51Mm.
00:23:51Yeah, that's amazing.
00:23:55It tastes just like the ones my mom used to make when I was a kid.
00:23:58Is she a good cook?
00:24:00Yeah, she was.
00:24:02I'm sorry.
00:24:04Oh, it's okay.
00:24:06I mean, she passed about ten years ago, but before she got sick, she loved cooking.
00:24:11Burgers, yes, but she also made this pound cake and put this amazing fruit compote on it.
00:24:16And, uh, I'm sorry.
00:24:18I tend to ramble, as you've probably noticed.
00:24:22I'm just impressed you can talk about all this.
00:24:27It was a long time ago.
00:24:29Took a while, but, um...
00:24:32No, I like talking about her.
00:24:34Makes me feel like she's still here.
00:24:36I, um, lost both of my parents, as well.
00:24:45Both of them?
00:24:48Yeah, I don't talk about it much.
00:24:52You can tell me.
00:24:54If you want.
00:24:55It's, uh, kind of a heavy story.
00:25:04It's all right.
00:25:05Um, thanks for, thanks for cooking.
00:25:25Anytime.
00:25:27Um, would your, um, would your pretty friend be okay with us having dinner?
00:25:34I didn't realize you met Taylor.
00:25:37Mm.
00:25:38Yeah, I know.
00:25:39I saw her in the hallway the other day.
00:25:41Um, she's beautiful.
00:25:43Yeah.
00:25:44Uh, she's your, is she your girlfriend?
00:25:47No, she isn't my girlfriend.
00:25:48We just work together.
00:25:50Mm.
00:25:50Okay.
00:25:53We were friends with benefits.
00:25:58But that was a long time ago.
00:26:00What about your guy friend?
00:26:10Oh, Adam?
00:26:12I gotta say, I don't love the way he speaks to you.
00:26:15Is he always so...
00:26:17Protective?
00:26:18I was gonna say controlling.
00:26:21Especially for someone who isn't your boyfriend.
00:26:23It's complicated.
00:26:34What was that?
00:26:41First pipe.
00:26:42Oh my god.
00:26:43Get some towels.
00:26:45Yeah, it was crazy.
00:26:47The super says there won't be water or power for, like, at least a week.
00:26:50Maybe two.
00:26:51Jeez, that sucks.
00:26:53Do you need a place to stay?
00:26:55Yeah, yeah, no, that would be great, Adam.
00:26:57A buddy of mine from work, he has a guest house.
00:26:59I'll give you his contact info.
00:27:02Right, right.
00:27:03Thanks.
00:27:04Of course, babe.
00:27:04I told you you could call me anytime you need help.
00:27:13Mm.
00:27:13I soaked up most of the water, but they're gonna need to completely rip out most of your plumbing.
00:27:21Can't get your break, huh?
00:27:24Do you have some place to go?
00:27:26Yeah, I'll figure it out.
00:27:28Don't worry about me.
00:27:30I'm definitely gonna worry about you.
00:27:31You can't stay here.
00:27:32No, I'll be fine.
00:27:34Look, I don't want to be weird, but I have a second bedroom.
00:27:39Do you want to stay with me?
00:27:40Really?
00:27:44What are friends for?
00:27:49Here we are.
00:27:53I really hope I'm not imposing.
00:27:55Not at all.
00:27:57Seriously, make yourself a note.
00:27:58The place is all yours.
00:28:00The bathroom is right down the hall.
00:28:02Do you have everything you need?
00:28:04Yes.
00:28:11I can't believe you're coming to my rescue yet again.
00:28:25Can I go?
00:28:28Good night, Jake.
00:28:30Oh, sorry.
00:28:40I thought you were sleeping.
00:28:41All good.
00:28:42Need anything?
00:28:43Oh, yeah.
00:28:44I just wanted a glass of water.
00:28:47Want a beer, too?
00:28:50Ah, why not?
00:28:51What are you reading?
00:29:06Case files.
00:29:07It's been a string of burglaries.
00:29:09Hopper House.
00:29:11That's what we call it when a burglary happens when the home or business is occupied.
00:29:14This one actually happened at a clothing store on Main Street, not too far away from where
00:29:19you work.
00:29:20Oh, jeez.
00:29:21I really want to catch this guy before someone gets hurt.
00:29:26What are you going to do if you catch him?
00:29:28In the act, I mean.
00:29:31In the act?
00:29:32I don't know.
00:29:34Here, let me show you.
00:29:35If you're being attacked, the first thing you need to do is stay calm.
00:29:46Now, let's say your attacker has a gun.
00:29:52In that situation, you're going to want to do two things.
00:29:58First thing, 20, and then get them all balanced.
00:30:09Good.
00:30:10That was really good.
00:30:11Yeah?
00:30:11Yeah.
00:30:13You're a quick learner.
00:30:14Oh, you're a good teacher.
00:30:19Sorry, I'm probably crushing you.
00:30:22I don't mind.
00:30:26Right.
00:30:27Right.
00:30:28Mr. Complicator.
00:30:34Yes, thank you for the lesson.
00:30:37It's good.
00:30:38Okay, weirdo.
00:30:41You want another beer?
00:30:43Oh.
00:30:44No, I'm pretty tired.
00:30:46I'm going to go read a book in bed.
00:30:48Sure.
00:30:50Okay.
00:30:50Goodbye.
00:30:51Good night.
00:30:51Good night.
00:30:51Peace.
00:30:58Georgie.
00:30:59Gigi.
00:30:59Gigi.
00:30:59On Shelly.
00:31:08What are you doing here?
00:31:09I told you I'd pop by.
00:31:13You must be the girlfriend.
00:31:15Ow.
00:31:18That's me.
00:31:18Oh, I'm so happy to meet you. I thought my nephew was going to be alone forever.
00:31:23Alright Aunt Shelly, let her breathe.
00:31:26Of course, of course. Silly me.
00:31:28Please, Aunt Shelly, take a seat. Can I get you a cup of coffee?
00:31:32Yes, please, dear.
00:31:34Hopefully your lovely girlfriend's manners will rub off on you, young man.
00:31:38Oh, believe me, I'm working on it.
00:31:40I like her already.
00:31:48So, Noelle, I want to know everything. What do you do, sweetie?
00:31:54I work in a bookstore.
00:31:56Don't be modest, babe. She has her MLS degree.
00:31:59That's so impressive.
00:32:01I'm looking for jobs at university libraries. I want to make a real contribution to my field.
00:32:06Ever since my favorite book went out of print when I was a kid, I've just been obsessed with researching and archiving.
00:32:12You don't have to explain it to me. Practically the whole family's in academia.
00:32:16You should have seen Jake's parents' library. It was enormous.
00:32:20Oh, what was the book called?
00:32:22The Runaway Sardine. I've been looking for it for a long time, but it's impossible to find.
00:32:27I love that book. I used to read it to Liam Oliver all the time when he was growing up.
00:32:32Oh, that's Jake's cousin. My son. You'll meet him at the wedding.
00:32:36Wedding?
00:32:38Jake! You didn't tell her about the wedding?
00:32:41Okay, well, this has been a very nice visit, but we have to go to work, so...
00:32:47Oh, of course. I'll see you after then. We can do dinner.
00:32:50What do you mean?
00:32:52Well, obviously I'm staying over. I came all this way. I'm gonna stay a few nights with my nephew.
00:32:58Oh, don't worry. I won't crowd you, lovebirds.
00:33:13This is fine, right?
00:33:15Yeah, uh...
00:33:17She needs the spare bedroom, so...
00:33:21We can make a barrier.
00:33:23We can make a barrier.
00:33:30So...
00:33:32And...
00:33:37Great, yeah.
00:33:40I'm fine.
00:33:42So you think we convinced her?
00:33:55Yeah, definitely.
00:33:57Hey, lucky you. Didn't even have to kiss me.
00:34:00Wasn't so bad the last time.
00:34:02Last time?
00:34:03Last time.
00:34:16This is okay, right?
00:34:18Yeah.
00:34:19No.
00:34:20No.
00:34:21Oh...
00:34:22No, stop.
00:34:23Just...
00:34:24Hold on.
00:34:29Um...
00:34:30I really like you.
00:34:32It's...
00:34:33Oh my god.
00:34:34Oh my god.
00:34:35It's just that...
00:34:36I'm like, uh...
00:34:37I'm like, uh...
00:34:38You just...
00:34:39You just...
00:34:40You just...
00:34:41Just...
00:34:42Hold on, um...
00:34:43I really like you.
00:34:45It's...
00:34:46It's...
00:34:47Oh my god.
00:34:48No, no, I'm not rejecting you.
00:34:50I'm not.
00:34:52I like you a lot.
00:34:54You're smart, you're funny, and I'm really attracted to you.
00:34:58It's just...
00:34:58It's just that, uh...
00:35:02I got a lot of complicated going on right now.
00:35:05And I don't want to mislead you.
00:35:08So I just want to be clear.
00:35:10If you're looking for something casual, I'm your guy, but...
00:35:14I can't give you anything else.
00:35:17Fuck.
00:35:26Why does this always happen?
00:35:29What?
00:35:33Men like me enough to want to be with me, but never to commit to me.
00:35:36No, that's not it, I swear.
00:35:38Oh, let me guess.
00:35:39It's not you, it's me.
00:35:42Yeah, they always say that too.
00:35:47Good night, Jake.
00:35:52Detective Reynolds.
00:36:06I hate to admit it, but you might be right.
00:36:09What happened?
00:36:10There was another hit in a shop on Main Street.
00:36:11They robbed the shop and then went up to the owner's apartment.
00:36:14God damn it.
00:36:14With no injuries or fatalities, the owner was just shaken up, that's all.
00:36:19We've got to stop this asshole.
00:36:20I'll keep an eye on it for today.
00:36:22I need you to show face at Smith's fundraiser.
00:36:25I'm supposed to stop good police work to appease some politician?
00:36:28You're so naive.
00:36:29This is how the world works.
00:36:31I'm not naive.
00:36:31I have ethics.
00:36:33Jake, I'm your superior.
00:36:35So if you know what's good for you, you'll shut your mouth and do your job.
00:36:44Sorry that Jake isn't here.
00:36:45Oh, I'm not surprised.
00:36:47He works too hard.
00:36:48Weeks will go by and I won't hear from him.
00:36:51That's why I had to ambush him this weekend.
00:36:55What's he working on?
00:36:57Uh, there's been a series of robberies.
00:37:00Hot prowls, he calls them.
00:37:01Oh, no.
00:37:02No wonder he's so obsessed.
00:37:04What do you mean?
00:37:06Did he tell you about his parents?
00:37:10Well, he told me that they died.
00:37:14Someone broke into their home while they were asleep.
00:37:18My brother and his wife tried to stop them.
00:37:24Jake was the one that found them.
00:37:27Blood everywhere.
00:37:30He called 911.
00:37:31His poor parents never came back from the hospital.
00:37:38That's horrible.
00:37:39It was really tough on all of us.
00:37:41But especially Jake.
00:37:43I was so worried when he wanted to join the police force.
00:37:45It's such a dangerous job.
00:37:47And there's a tendency to fixate.
00:37:49He's been through so much.
00:37:53Yeah.
00:37:56I'm just happy that he has you now.
00:37:58I was concerned that no one would understand him.
00:38:02Or he would avoid real relationships because of what happened.
00:38:06Now, what do you say we take a trip to the station and see our boy?
00:38:12Oh, uh, oh, I don't want to disturb him.
00:38:14You're his girlfriend.
00:38:15Of course he wants to see you.
00:38:18Um, you know, I've got some work I got to take care of at the bookstore.
00:38:21But I can take you if you'd like.
00:38:22Oh, thank you, sweetie.
00:38:24Jensen, could you pull up the file for me on the stolen semi-trucks, please?
00:38:31Oh, hello, Taylor.
00:38:33I'm sure you remember me from the office Christmas party last year.
00:38:36I'm Jake's Aunt Shelley.
00:38:37Of course I remember you.
00:38:39Hi.
00:38:41Aunt Shelley.
00:38:41Oh.
00:38:42What are you doing here?
00:38:43Oh, thought I'd come say hi on your lunch break?
00:38:46Noelle dropped me off.
00:38:47I love your girlfriend, Jakey.
00:38:51Yeah.
00:38:51Girlfriend, huh?
00:38:55You haven't met her yet?
00:38:59I haven't had the pleasure.
00:39:06Another rejection, of course.
00:39:09Hey, stranger!
00:39:11Adam!
00:39:12Hi.
00:39:13What do you think?
00:39:15Oh, yeah, they're beautiful.
00:39:17I know we've had a tough week.
00:39:19Figured you could use some cheering up.
00:39:21Thanks, Adam.
00:39:23My buddy said that you never reached out to him about the guest house.
00:39:26Oh, right, yeah.
00:39:28Um, I figured something out.
00:39:31Oh, yeah?
00:39:32Where have you been staying?
00:39:33Uh, with Jake.
00:39:36Jake?
00:39:38Your neighbor Jake?
00:39:39Yeah, is that a problem?
00:39:42Are you serious?
00:39:43You're staying at another man's house while we're dating?
00:39:47Oh, sorry.
00:39:48Um, if I remember correctly, we're not dating.
00:39:52We're just going on dates, right?
00:39:54Noelle, see that's...
00:39:55No, no, you know what?
00:39:59I am done dealing with emotionally unavailable men.
00:40:02You can't give me what I want.
00:40:04And he can?
00:40:05No.
00:40:05No, but at least he's honest about it.
00:40:27Oh, I'm sorry.
00:40:28Oh, it's okay.
00:40:29All yours.
00:40:32Wait.
00:40:34I'm sorry about last night.
00:40:37It's okay.
00:40:38Really?
00:40:39Really.
00:40:41It helped me realize something, actually.
00:40:43What do you mean?
00:40:44You were right.
00:40:46I want a real relationship, and Adam was never going to give that to me, no matter how long
00:40:51I stuck around.
00:40:53You saw him today.
00:40:56Yeah, he ended things.
00:40:59How are you feeling?
00:41:03I'm sweet.
00:41:07Amazing.
00:41:07Amazing.
00:41:19What a cute little store.
00:41:22Oh, hello.
00:41:24Noelle, right?
00:41:25I'm Taylor.
00:41:26Yes, yes.
00:41:27Hi, hi, Taylor.
00:41:29It's nice to meet you.
00:41:30Can I help you find anything?
00:41:34I've been wanting to read this forever.
00:41:36Oh, good choice.
00:41:37I saw Jake's aunt, Shelly, at the station yesterday.
00:41:43Um, tell me why she called you Jake's girlfriend.
00:41:47Oh, um, maybe you should ask Jake that question.
00:41:51I did ask him, and he avoided the question.
00:41:53Kind of like you're doing right now.
00:41:54I'm not avoiding anything.
00:41:56Okay.
00:41:56Sorry, I don't think I feel comfortable talking about this with you.
00:42:03Your last name's Harper, right?
00:42:06How did you know that?
00:42:07I'm a police officer.
00:42:08I have resources.
00:42:10Oh, so you use taxpayer money to look into me?
00:42:13Perks of the job.
00:42:14Besides, you're moving in on one of my officers.
00:42:18I mean, it's only been a matter of weeks, and you're suddenly so friendly with his aunt and calling him a friend.
00:42:25Are you stalking Jake Reynolds, Noelle?
00:42:27Of course not.
00:42:28No, everything just sort of happened this way.
00:42:30Well, maybe you have a history of criminal activity, because I believe I received a report from another precinct about a Noelle Harper who was accused of embezzling from her previous job.
00:42:41Should I let your boss know about that?
00:42:43That's ridiculous.
00:42:45You can't just go making things up.
00:42:47Really?
00:42:48Is that your boss's office?
00:42:50Wait, why?
00:43:00Noelle, what's wrong?
00:43:03Taylor came into the bookstore today.
00:43:05She accused me of stalking you.
00:43:08Yeah, she was acting like she was your girlfriend and that I was trying to get between you, and...
00:43:13She got me fired.
00:43:15How?
00:43:16She pulled out her badge.
00:43:18She made up a story about a Noelle Harper who got in trouble for embezzling, and my boss believed her.
00:43:24I'll go down there, and I'll clear all this up.
00:43:26No, don't bother.
00:43:27I mean, he was looking for a reason to fire me anyways.
00:43:29I haven't heard back from any of the libraries, and I don't know.
00:43:35I think I might just have to move back home with my dad for a while.
00:43:38No, Noelle.
00:43:40You can stay here as long as you need.
00:43:41You really are a great friend, Jake.
00:43:48Friend?
00:43:49Yeah.
00:43:51Happy to help.
00:43:52Good morning.
00:44:01Morning.
00:44:04Oh, morning, Jakey.
00:44:06Good news for you lovebirds.
00:44:07I'm heading home on Friday.
00:44:09I know.
00:44:09It's devastating to you both.
00:44:11It is.
00:44:12We'll miss having you around.
00:44:13Aw, and I you, sweetheart.
00:44:16Well, thank goodness I'll see you both at the wedding soon enough.
00:44:18You're still going to come, right, darling?
00:44:22What do you say?
00:44:25I'll be there.
00:44:27Great.
00:44:28It's a date, then.
00:44:34Reynolds.
00:44:38A word.
00:44:48Don't start with me today, Officer Walters.
00:44:51Is that really a way to talk to your superior?
00:44:55Just leave me alone.
00:44:56Please.
00:44:56The robbery case file went missing from my desk.
00:44:58You wouldn't have anything to do with that, would you?
00:45:01You didn't run the prints like you said you were going to.
00:45:02Yeah, it's on my to-do list.
00:45:04Well, while you make your way very slowly through that to-do list,
00:45:07there's a criminal on the loose.
00:45:09If someone gets hurt, their blood is on your hands.
00:45:12Bullshit.
00:45:13Bullshit?
00:45:13You want to know what's bullshit?
00:45:15You're getting Noelle fired.
00:45:16I don't know what she told you, but she got herself fired.
00:45:21You abused police resources.
00:45:24I can't help Taylor.
00:45:27What is she to you anyway, hmm?
00:45:30She's my...
00:45:32friend.
00:45:34Liar.
00:45:35You did want a relationship.
00:45:38Just not with me.
00:45:39Okay.
00:45:46Holy shit.
00:46:00What, is it too much?
00:46:01I was thinking about wearing this to the wedding.
00:46:03No, you look incredible.
00:46:08But can you dance in those?
00:46:12My family's really big on dancing.
00:46:14They're never going to believe it's true love unless they see us dancing together.
00:46:18Okay, but your family's not here.
00:46:20Your Aunt Shelly's at dinner with a friend.
00:46:22I know that, but...
00:46:24We could probably use some practice.
00:46:25Hmm.
00:46:29Just humor me.
00:46:30What's wrong?
00:46:38Nothing.
00:46:43I had a rough day at work.
00:46:46You want to talk about it?
00:46:48No.
00:46:49I want to dance with you.
00:46:53Cause you're my home, away from home, away from home, away from being alone
00:47:14Run away from home, why don't you?
00:47:19Cause I did the same just for you
00:47:26You don't know how much I love you
00:47:32Cause you're my home, away from home, away from being alone
00:47:39I know this was a bad idea, wasn't it?
00:47:45Jake, you're a great guy, like the best
00:47:50But you taught me not to settle for anything less than what I want, right?
00:47:58And like you said, you can't give me what I want
00:48:00I'm sorry, I can't do this again
00:48:03I can't keep letting other people dictate my love life
00:48:06I think after the wedding we should take some time to part
00:48:11I think I need some space
00:48:14Jakey? What's wrong?
00:48:34Trouble in paradise?
00:48:37You can say that
00:48:38I'm sure whatever it is, you two will figure things out
00:48:42I mean, you clearly love each other
00:48:44Aunt Shelley
00:48:44Noelle and I aren't dating
00:48:47What are you talking about? Of course you are
00:48:50We're just pretending
00:48:52I didn't want you to set me up, so I lied
00:48:56Noelle's just my neighbor
00:48:58Commenced her to help me
00:49:00But
00:49:03I'm sorry
00:49:06Fucked everything up
00:49:07Look
00:49:10I don't know what happened, honey
00:49:13And I'm sorry if I put any pressure on you
00:49:15But
00:49:16Maybe there's something there
00:49:18I mean, the connection between you two is undeniable
00:49:20Doesn't matter, I can't
00:49:22Give her what she wants
00:49:23Jake
00:49:25It's okay to be vulnerable with another person
00:49:29I know how much it hurt you to lose the people you love
00:49:34But that's not a reason to stop loving
00:49:37It's too late
00:49:42You can cancel that plus one
00:49:51I'm told Aunt Shelley
00:50:08What?
00:50:10You don't have to come to the wedding
00:50:12No, Jake, you didn't have to do that
00:50:14It's better this way
00:50:15Pretending to be in a relationship with you is
00:50:18Confusing
00:50:20Because I
00:50:22I want
00:50:25I want
00:50:28What?
00:50:30What, Jake?
00:50:31What do you want?
00:50:32I don't know
00:50:33Okay
00:50:33You know what I think
00:50:39I think you want to have your cake
00:50:42And eat it too
00:50:43I think you want everything that comes with a relationship
00:50:46But you don't want a relationship
00:50:48Jake, I know you have feelings for me
00:50:51And if you're too scared to admit it
00:50:54Then yeah, maybe you're right
00:50:56Maybe it is better to split
00:50:57Hello
00:50:58Aunt Shelley, I'm so sorry
00:51:10Stop it
00:51:11No
00:51:11We never should have lied to you
00:51:12Shh
00:51:12Look at me
00:51:13I know for a fact my Jakey cares about you very much
00:51:17It's just
00:51:18Still dealing with his grief
00:51:20The aunt in me
00:51:22Wants you to wait for him to wake the fuck up
00:51:24Pardon my French
00:51:25But
00:51:27It's not fair for you to be collateral damage
00:51:30You have a beautiful heart
00:51:33And I want you to protect it
00:51:35Oh, come here, sweetheart
00:51:38Shh
00:51:41No matter what
00:51:45I'm always Aunt Shelley to you, okay?
00:51:49Thank you
00:51:49Hello, Mr. Saunders
00:52:00Here to talk about getting my job back
00:52:03Stand up
00:52:13One sec
00:52:14Stand up
00:52:18Slowly
00:52:20Oh, my God
00:52:22Now don't go and try and do anything funny
00:52:24What?
00:52:27Don't go and try anything funny
00:52:30Sorry?
00:52:37Don't try anything funny
00:52:40What do you want?
00:52:42I don't have a key to the safe
00:52:43Oh, please
00:52:44Put your hands in the air
00:52:46Don't even work here
00:52:47I'm no one
00:52:48Hands up
00:52:48Okay, okay, okay
00:52:49I'm
00:52:50I'm just gonna
00:52:51I'm just gonna put my back down
00:52:53Hurry up, baby
00:52:55Okay, come on, come on
00:53:01Move
00:53:02Move
00:53:04You're gonna show me where that key is
00:53:07You could just let us all go
00:53:09Please, you don't have to do this
00:53:10Give me the key
00:53:11Or choose
00:53:13Or choose
00:53:13The hostage
00:53:14I'm gonna check it out
00:53:23Hey, what's going on?
00:53:27Silent alarm at the bookstore on Main Street
00:53:28You can't just run out so low
00:53:29There's protocol
00:53:30I need to send a unit
00:53:31Send me
00:53:32No
00:53:33Reynolds
00:53:35I order you to stand down
00:53:38I'm going, Taylor
00:53:39You can't stop me
00:53:40Dispatch, this is Detective Jake Reynolds
00:53:54Reporting to the silent alarm on Main Street
00:53:57I've got eyes on the perp
00:53:58He's armed and dangerous
00:53:59Repeat, armed and dangerous
00:54:00Copy, Detective
00:54:02Proceed with sit rep
00:54:03Over
00:54:03No civilians outside
00:54:05Perimeter's clear
00:54:06Copy
00:54:08Invite for backup, Detective
00:54:10How many civilians inside?
00:54:11Over
00:54:12Oh my god
00:54:13What the fuck is she doing here?
00:54:16Detective
00:54:17We've called for additional units
00:54:18Do not proceed without backup
00:54:21Detective
00:54:23Please don't do this
00:54:30Please
00:54:32Please don't do this
00:54:33Police, drop your weapon
00:54:35Drop the weapon
00:54:38See, you drop it, asshole
00:54:41Or I'm blowing her head off
00:54:44Calm down
00:54:46No one needs to get hurt
00:54:48Alright?
00:54:51Katie
00:54:51You two know each other
00:54:58Oh, well then you go ahead and drop the gun there, hero
00:55:01Or your little girlfriend here dies today
00:55:04I'm engaging the safety
00:55:06I'm dropping the weapon
00:55:10Kick it over
00:55:16Whatever you want
00:55:17Okay
00:55:23No one needs to get hurt, alright?
00:55:26Keep your hands up
00:55:26Keep your hands up
00:55:27I get it
00:55:29You didn't think we'd be on the scene this quick
00:55:31You're desperate
00:55:34Come on, no
00:55:35You stay back
00:55:35Just let her go
00:55:36You and I
00:55:38Can figure this out together
00:55:39Alright?
00:55:40You don't even know anything about me
00:55:41Or what I want
00:55:43You see, she's my ticket out of here
00:55:47Aren't you?
00:55:50Aren't you, sweetheart?
00:55:50And you
00:55:53I don't need you
00:55:56You asshole
00:56:08You think you can play whatever you want?
00:56:26It doesn't matter if you hurt people
00:56:30Jake, just stop
00:56:31Wait
00:56:32It's okay, it's okay
00:56:34He's down
00:56:35Stop
00:56:36It's okay
00:56:51Thank you
00:56:56No!
00:57:14No!
00:57:15No!
00:57:16No!
00:57:17No!
00:57:19Noelle, can you hear me?
00:57:43You're under arrest. Have the right to remain silent.
00:57:46Anything you say can and will be used against you in court of law.
00:57:49You have the right to an attorney.
00:57:51Get off me!
00:58:17Noelle Harper, possible head injury.
00:58:19Please be careful with her.
00:58:21It's heavy just breathing through this debate.
00:58:30We'll start a, come on start a riot.
00:58:36When they love you, too much now is fame, fake or even hate.
00:58:45Don't be scared when the weight paralyzes your state at the gate.
00:58:51Jake?
00:58:57Oh, it's me.
00:59:00Adam, what are you doing here?
00:59:06When I heard what happened, I rushed right over.
00:59:08How are you feeling?
00:59:10Um, my head hurts.
00:59:13My head hurts.
00:59:16Oh my god, wait, what-
00:59:17You're lucky the bullet only grazed you.
00:59:19And the concussion's mild.
00:59:21You'll be alright soon.
00:59:23You scared me, baby.
00:59:25Adam, I-
00:59:26No, hey, it's okay.
00:59:28I'm here.
00:59:29I'm never leaving you again.
00:59:31Adam, no, this doesn't change things.
00:59:33What are you talking about? Of course it does.
00:59:34That prick neighbor of yours almost got you killed.
00:59:37Jake saved me.
00:59:38Well, when are you going to understand he doesn't care about you?
00:59:41Not like I do.
00:59:43He's a cop.
00:59:44He's just doing his job.
00:59:46And-
00:59:47Not very well either.
00:59:52Forget about him.
00:59:54I want to take care of you.
00:59:57I want you to be my girlfriend.
00:59:59God, I spent a whole year hoping you'd say those words.
01:00:07So?
01:00:09Is that a yes?
01:00:10I told you we were done, Adam.
01:00:13And since you've never respected me, I can't say that I'm surprised you didn't hear me the first time.
01:00:17Noelle-
01:00:18No, it's over, Adam.
01:00:20Forever.
01:00:29Nothing means something with you.
01:00:38Jakey.
01:00:39Jakey.
01:00:40Oh my goodness.
01:00:41Your message scared me half to death.
01:00:43You okay?
01:00:44I'm fine.
01:00:46You didn't have to come.
01:00:47Of course I did.
01:00:49How's Noelle?
01:00:52I'm not sure.
01:00:55I haven't seen her since the ambulance took her to the hospital last night.
01:00:58Jake, you haven't gone to see her?
01:01:03I can't go back to the hospital again.
01:01:06I just can't.
01:01:07Oh, you can.
01:01:08And you will.
01:01:11I almost lost her.
01:01:13I can't go through that again.
01:01:16I know you're scared, but if you don't go, you will lose her.
01:01:21And pushing Noelle away will not bring your parents back.
01:01:25Excuse me.
01:01:28Reynolds?
01:01:29Can I speak with you?
01:01:30How fucking dare you?
01:01:47You really want to do this right now?
01:01:49Should I just fire you instead?
01:01:50Fire me?
01:01:51Are you kidding?
01:01:52You broke rank.
01:01:54You disobeyed orders.
01:01:56You ran into that bookstore with no plan and no backup.
01:01:59Tell me why I shouldn't tell all this to the Chief right now and end your career.
01:02:04Don't bother.
01:02:06I quit.
01:02:07You really think you're going to get a job at any other station after I report you?
01:02:15What if I report you?
01:02:17What if I tell the Chief that not only did you abuse police resources by letting your personal feelings about Noelle cloud your judgment,
01:02:24you also knowingly hindered an ongoing investigation by telling an officer to stand down.
01:02:28Obstruction of justice is a very serious crime, Officer Walters.
01:02:35You're bluffing.
01:02:37You would never do that.
01:02:39You want to bet?
01:02:44That's what I thought.
01:02:47Excuse me.
01:02:48Knock, knock.
01:02:58And Shelley.
01:03:00How did you know I was here?
01:03:02Jake told me.
01:03:04Um, where is he?
01:03:07He's working.
01:03:09Right, right. Of course.
01:03:12I'm sorry. Hospitals are hard for him.
01:03:15But I come with good news.
01:03:18What is it?
01:03:19I spoke with a friend of mine and his school is hiring.
01:03:23They need a researcher for their librarian.
01:03:26I would love to help you get your foot in the door.
01:03:28Yes. No, no, I wanted.
01:03:30I was hoping you'd say that.
01:03:32You have an interview on Monday.
01:03:34Aunt Shelley, I don't know how to thank you.
01:03:36Of course.
01:03:38Your family.
01:03:46Aunt Shelley, can I speak with Noah alone for a moment?
01:03:56How are you feeling?
01:03:58Okay.
01:04:01Concussed.
01:04:03Well, I got you something.
01:04:07But...
01:04:10Maybe you should hold off because the headache wears off?
01:04:12Mmm.
01:04:14No.
01:04:24Oh, my God.
01:04:28How did you...
01:04:30My parents' library.
01:04:32Aunt Shelley wasn't kidding. I forgot how extensive it was.
01:04:35Seriously, it takes up a whole storage unit.
01:04:38I...
01:04:40You didn't have to.
01:04:44Yes, I did.
01:04:48Noelle, I've, um...
01:04:52I've avoided my feelings.
01:04:55All my feelings.
01:04:57For...
01:04:59A very long time.
01:05:01When my parents died, I...
01:05:06I...
01:05:08I didn't know what I wanted.
01:05:11I just knew I didn't want to feel that pain again.
01:05:15I told myself I would do anything not to feel it.
01:05:19But last night...
01:05:22When I carried you out of that building...
01:05:25I felt that pain.
01:05:28Loving someone means living with the risk of losing them.
01:05:33And that scares the shit out of me.
01:05:35The shit out of me.
01:05:41But so does the idea of living without you.
01:05:46I wanna be with you, Noelle.
01:05:51I love you.
01:05:54I'm in love with you.
01:05:55I'm in love with you.
01:06:04So what do you say?
01:06:08Do you wanna be my girlfriend?
01:06:10Oh my God.
01:06:12I had two offers in one day.
01:06:14I should have tried getting concussed sooner.
01:06:18Two?
01:06:20Was that it me?
01:06:21Mm-hmm.
01:06:27What'd you say to him?
01:06:31I told him to leave me alone.
01:06:34Forever.
01:06:38And what'd he say to me?
01:06:42Um...
01:06:43I need to think about it.
01:06:45Yeah, that's fine.
01:06:47Take your time.
01:06:50Okay, let's do it.
01:06:52Really?
01:06:54Of course, you idiot!
01:07:12I love you too, by the way.
01:07:14Knew it!
01:07:15Hey!
01:07:18So I guess you are a relationship guy after all, huh?
01:07:21Oh, Taylor's gonna be pissed.
01:07:29I quit this morning.
01:07:31What?
01:07:32No, Jake, I don't want you to have to choose between...
01:07:35I'm not.
01:07:37I became a cop because I wanted to help people.
01:07:42To protect and to serve.
01:07:45But all that department cared about was meeting quota and glad-handing donors.
01:07:50I mean, they didn't give a shit about good police work.
01:07:51So I'm gonna become a private investigator.
01:07:52Not everything's about you, you know?
01:07:53Hey!
01:07:54Hey!
01:07:56Hey!
01:07:57Hey, hey, hey!
01:08:01Okay, all right.
01:08:02Well, maybe it was a little bit about you?
01:08:03Being a PI is just safer.
01:08:04okay all right well maybe it was a little bit about you being a PI is just safer
01:08:10and I want to be around for a long time for the people I love
01:08:18I'm ready to go home now
01:08:36I already am
01:08:40when you fall in love but it don't work out when you cry at least a hundred times
01:08:47and you feel so stuck but you can't get out just remember
01:08:53there will come a day when it all works out and you let me know
01:09:01howdy neighbor
01:09:02can you smoke it thanks I showered so those pipes are working well huh
01:09:23yeah better than ever so you have to work
01:09:27yeah swing by and make the burgers oh yeah see there are perks to date a guy next door
01:09:36unless we break up then it'll get real awkward you have to move out
01:09:41ah see the thing about that is I was counting her first
01:09:46I'm not leaving
01:09:51well then I guess we should never break up
01:09:55yeah
01:10:02well
01:10:06yeah
01:10:09yeah
01:10:17yeah
01:10:19yeah
01:10:23yeah
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