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A comedic drama about avoiding romance with the person next door.
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00:00:01I used to live in a quiet, convenient world of thought spirals and internal panic.
00:00:07But when the pipe in my apartment broke, suddenly all the sounds I'd been drowning out
00:00:11came bursting to the forefront.
00:00:14The suffocating boyfriend, the heroic neighbor who saves me from spiders,
00:00:20and evidently the new role as his fake girlfriend.
00:00:24But what happens when an unexpected living arrangement turns into unexpected chemistry?
00:00:30And the walls you've built to protect yourself, begin to crumble at the touch.
00:00:48See? I told you I looked better here, didn't I?
00:00:51Yeah, yeah, you're right.
00:00:53Of course I'm right. I know what's best for you, baby.
00:01:00Oh, that's work. Gotta go.
00:01:04Oh, okay.
00:01:06What?
00:01:08Oh, um, nothing. It's just...
00:01:10I thought you said you took the day off so you can help me move in.
00:01:14Well, you know if I don't work, then I don't get paid.
00:01:16And if I don't get paid, how am I supposed to afford those fancy dinners I take you out on?
00:01:20Right.
00:01:22Speaking of, um, as of next week we'll have been dating a whole year.
00:01:28Maybe we could do something.
00:01:29Eh, well, we've been going out on dates for about a year.
00:01:34That's what I said.
00:01:36Well, that's not exactly what you said.
00:01:37I mean, you're not looking for anything serious, right?
00:01:41What?
00:01:42Well, I mean, I mean, I'm trying to start my business and you're waiting on a phone call from the library.
00:01:49I think that we're good as is.
00:01:52I mean, we don't have to put a label on anything, right, babe?
00:01:57Yeah, right. Yeah.
00:02:00Okay, well, I gotta go, so I will see you later.
00:02:03Mm-hmm.
00:02:04Adam!
00:02:15Oh, shit.
00:02:25Perfect.
00:02:27Wonderful.
00:02:28Oh.
00:02:38Okay.
00:02:45Ma'am, I need you to stop what you're doing and put your hands in the air.
00:02:49Hands above your head.
00:02:50What the hell?
00:02:51Ma'am, if you don't cooperate, I'm gonna be forced to grab you.
00:02:53No, no, no, wait, wait.
00:02:54I'm not breaking in.
00:02:55This is my apartment.
00:02:56I live here.
00:02:57What are...
00:02:58What are you doing?
00:02:59Oh, my God.
00:03:00I'm arresting you for breaking an internal.
00:03:02Oh, my God.
00:03:03This is my apartment, you lunatic.
00:03:05I live here.
00:03:08Do you have documentation to prove that?
00:03:10Yeah, check my phone.
00:03:11The lease is in my email.
00:03:12All right.
00:03:13We'll see about that.
00:03:15Email, huh?
00:03:17Where do I look?
00:03:18What do you mean?
00:03:19It's right at the top.
00:03:20Huh.
00:03:21Oh, what'd you look like?
00:03:22Yeah.
00:03:23Okay, can you uncuff me now, please?
00:03:27I think I'll run this for a while.
00:03:29unequivote.
00:03:30You're gonna be doing that.
00:03:32Okay.
00:03:34For the record, credit card works better.
00:03:36Welcome home.
00:03:37Who are you?
00:03:38Jake.
00:03:39Apartment D.
00:03:40Welcome home.
00:03:45Who are you?
00:03:46Jake, Apartment D.
00:03:49Nice to meet you, neighbor.
00:03:51And you are...
00:03:54Noel.
00:03:55Pleasure, Noel.
00:03:57Well, if you need a cup of sugar or a guy jail-free card, you know where to find me.
00:04:02How about an apology?
00:04:04For what?
00:04:05Protecting and serving? That's kind of my job.
00:04:09Oh, so your job is being an impulsive asshole who goes around cuffing innocent people?
00:04:22See you around, neighbor.
00:04:24You wish, asshole.
00:04:32Jerk.
00:04:33Who the hell does he think he is?
00:04:35You're under arrest.
00:04:37I live here.
00:04:45Hi, Aunt Shelley.
00:04:46Oh, Jakey! I'm so glad you answered. I just wanted to check in with you. I miss you. It's been so long.
00:04:53I miss you too, Aunt Shelley.
00:04:54Jake, I know these past few years have been hard for you, but your parents wouldn't want you to live this way. You're practically a recluse at this point.
00:05:02I'm fine, Aunt Shelley. Really.
00:05:03How about I come by? I can bring this lovely woman you need to meet. She's the daughter of my friend from Swim Aerobics.
00:05:09No, uh, don't do that. I'm actually seeing someone.
00:05:14You are?
00:05:14Yeah, I didn't want to say anything. Didn't know if it was serious, but she just moved in, so, uh, no need to set me up.
00:05:24Oh, well, I can't wait to meet her. I'll pop by sometime.
00:05:26No, don't do that. She's, uh, shy.
00:05:29Nonsense.
00:05:40Aunt Shelley, I have to go.
00:05:46What are you doing in here?
00:05:49I heard screaming. I thought you were in trouble.
00:05:51Well, it's okay for you to break in, but not me.
00:05:53Listen, I only came to help, but clearly you don't need me, so I'll just leave.
00:05:57Wait, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:06:00There's a spider.
00:06:06Uh, is that what all the festival's about?
00:06:11Yeah, I just can't.
00:06:13Here, I'll escort him out.
00:06:19The spider now lives in a tree outside your window.
00:06:31I thought you were gonna, um, thank you.
00:06:37Truce.
00:06:42Look, I'm sorry about earlier.
00:06:43Honestly, I thought you were trying to rob the place, and my training kicked him.
00:06:55Yeah, truce.
00:06:57You were right, though. I was being an asshole.
00:07:01Usually, when I'm cuffing the innocent, it's consensual.
00:07:05You're cute when you're flustered.
00:07:12I'm not, I'm not flustered.
00:07:16You sure about that?
00:07:24Um, I'm seeing someone.
00:07:26Congratulations.
00:07:28Okay, yeah, so stop flirting.
00:07:30Me? Flirting?
00:07:32I'm just being a friend.
00:07:33Oh, we're friends now.
00:07:35I would say so, yeah.
00:07:37I saved your ass twice in less than 24 hours.
00:07:39Oh my god, however can I repay you?
00:07:41You want a loan, a kidney?
00:07:44Actually.
00:07:44Seriously, that was a joke.
00:07:46Would you pretend to be my girlfriend?
00:07:49What?
00:07:52Look, um, my aunt's coming to town,
00:07:55and I might have accidentally told her I'm seeing someone.
00:07:59So you lied?
00:08:00Potato, patata.
00:08:03So what do you say?
00:08:05I just told you I'm seeing someone,
00:08:06and you're a complete stranger.
00:08:07Why would I do this?
00:08:08But I'm not a stranger, though.
00:08:10I'm your neighbor.
00:08:12You're friendly.
00:08:13Handsome.
00:08:15Charming.
00:08:17Charitable.
00:08:18Lock-picking.
00:08:19Lock-picking, yeah.
00:08:24Look, you would really be doing me a solid.
00:08:26It's a long story, but my aunt
00:08:27is really worried about me.
00:08:29She thinks I've given up on love or whatever.
00:08:32Have you?
00:08:35Well, that's not the point.
00:08:37Look, I just want to give her peace of mind.
00:08:39All you have to do is come over for one dinner,
00:08:42tell one little white lie,
00:08:44and that's it.
00:08:46You're not hurting anyone.
00:08:48Please.
00:08:49You'd be making a really wonderful woman very happy.
00:08:53She's like a second mother to me.
00:08:55I don't want to disappoint her.
00:08:57One dinner?
00:08:59One dinner.
00:09:04Fine.
00:09:06Great.
00:09:06Am I interrupting something?
00:09:17Adam!
00:09:18No, this is my neighbor, Jake.
00:09:22Yeah, he was helping me with a spider.
00:09:25Babe, I told you a million times,
00:09:27just kill it.
00:09:28I don't...
00:09:29If you need help,
00:09:30you can call me.
00:09:32Right.
00:09:34Well,
00:09:34I should probably go.
00:09:37That's a good idea, Jake.
00:09:44I'll see you later, Noah.
00:09:45No.
00:10:04Hey, Taylor.
00:10:09Reynolds.
00:10:11I'm Reynolds today.
00:10:12Why so formal?
00:10:14I reviewed your closing numbers,
00:10:16and they're not where they should be.
00:10:17We need you getting through more cases per month.
00:10:19I'm working as fast as I can, boss.
00:10:22No.
00:10:23You're fixating all your time on this robbery case,
00:10:25and the chief told you to lay off it.
00:10:28It's not just one robbery case.
00:10:31There's a string of them,
00:10:32and I'm sure they're all connected.
00:10:33And proving that would make you feel like the big hero.
00:10:36It's not about my damn ego, Taylor.
00:10:38It's about justice.
00:10:39Well, I can't run a department that doesn't meet quota.
00:10:41Are you sure you're not singling me out for any particular reason?
00:10:49Excuse me?
00:10:50Are you implying something, Officer Reynolds?
00:10:53I'm not implying anything at all.
00:10:56That's what I thought.
00:10:58Now get back to work.
00:10:59Okay.
00:10:59Oh, my God, Jake.
00:11:18I am so sorry.
00:11:19You know, this building has gotten a lot more interesting
00:11:21since you moved in.
00:11:23Are you okay?
00:11:24I'm fine.
00:11:25Seriously, I'm fine.
00:11:26Okay.
00:11:29Um, I can get the coffee out.
00:11:31Don't worry about me.
00:11:33No, please, please, let me help.
00:11:35I'm really sorry.
00:11:36Just, uh, yeah, come to my apartment.
00:11:38It'll just take a few minutes.
00:11:42Whatever you say.
00:11:43Okay.
00:11:52You know, I can just bring this over to you after
00:11:55if you want to, you know, get changed.
00:11:58And this is the magic you're working?
00:12:00I don't think so.
00:12:02It's just baking soda, white vinegar, and water.
00:12:06Works every time.
00:12:09You work at a dry cleaners or something?
00:12:11No.
00:12:13I work in a bookstore.
00:12:16You know, the one down on Main Street?
00:12:17How do you like it?
00:12:20Um, it's not exactly my dream, but, uh,
00:12:23it's close, I guess.
00:12:25What's the dream?
00:12:28I just got my MLIS degree to be a librarian.
00:12:32You want to be an archivist?
00:12:35Research how to print children's books at a university library.
00:12:39Specific.
00:12:42How do you get a job like that?
00:12:44Uh, turns out it's not easy.
00:12:47Hence the bookstore.
00:12:48Well, if you ever change your mind about careers,
00:12:57you have an excellent future and staying removal.
00:13:01You're flirting again.
00:13:04Can a friend compliment another friend?
00:13:06I think that's your door.
00:13:16Jake?
00:13:17Are you home?
00:13:20I should go.
00:13:24Thanks again.
00:13:25What are you doing here?
00:13:46Where were you?
00:13:47Why are you shirtless?
00:13:49Don't worry about it.
00:13:49What are you doing here?
00:13:50I wanted to apologize for earlier.
00:13:52I know you had a rough day, and...
00:13:55Like I said, I can't keep you on that robbery case without the chief's permission,
00:13:58but...
00:14:00maybe I can help take your mind off of it.
00:14:02You know?
00:14:03The way I used to.
00:14:07Taylor.
00:14:08We can't do this.
00:14:10Sure we can.
00:14:11We have.
00:14:12Many times.
00:14:13Nothing strange.
00:14:27We tried.
00:14:30You're not right for each other.
00:14:31I can't give you what you want.
00:14:33You don't want me?
00:14:36I don't know what I want, Taylor.
00:14:40I never do.
00:14:44You're an asshole.
00:14:45I'm just being honest.
00:14:47Those are not mutually exclusive traits.
00:14:49You know,
00:14:49you can't close yourself off forever, Jake.
00:14:52One of these days,
00:14:53you're going to wake up and realize just how lonely you are.
00:14:57Look, Taylor.
00:14:57I'm sorry.
00:14:59I really am.
00:15:00I hope we can still be professional about all this.
00:15:04Look, I know you don't want a relationship, Jake Reynolds.
00:15:07But I will be the girl that changes your mind.
00:15:10Just you watch.
00:15:11Noelle, I need you to dust the top of the bookshelves today.
00:15:39Yes, sir.
00:15:43What an excellent use of my time and talent.
00:15:46Oh!
00:16:00Hi.
00:16:02Sorry.
00:16:03I just meant to take my over shirt off.
00:16:06Um, would you mind putting me in the direction of-
00:16:09Health and fitness?
00:16:11Back right.
00:16:11I was actually looking for Tony Morrison.
00:16:17But, uh, it's good to know.
00:16:20I come off as totally insufferable.
00:16:22Oh, my God.
00:16:23I am so sorry.
00:16:24I-I assumed.
00:16:26Has anyone ever told you not to judge a book by its cover?
00:16:30Uh, uh, Tony Morrison is right there.
00:16:34Uh, thank you.
00:16:36I appreciate it.
00:16:36Shh.
00:16:37Uh, um.
00:16:38I'll get it this way.
00:16:38Oh, oh, sorry.
00:16:39Okay.
00:16:43Hey, what's up, babe?
00:16:45I got the book that you wanted.
00:16:48Alright.
00:16:48Hello?
00:17:18Hey.
00:17:18Hey, sorry.
00:17:19I know you're at work, but, um, I just heard from the university-
00:17:23I'm sorry, Noel.
00:17:24I can't talk right now.
00:17:24I'm-I'm busy.
00:17:26Right, yeah.
00:17:26Um, okay.
00:17:27But maybe we could, like, get a drink after work or something.
00:17:31I think it's gonna be a late night.
00:17:33Ring check?
00:17:38My God.
00:17:39I'm definitely getting a drink.
00:17:43Oh, fuck.
00:17:44Hey, what the hell?
00:17:55Oh, fuck.
00:17:56Hi.
00:17:57Okay.
00:17:58Okay.
00:18:06Seriously.
00:18:09Oh, come on.
00:18:10Uh-oh.
00:18:11Come on.
00:18:24Why are you in my apartment?
00:18:32Trying to break in again?
00:18:33Actually, this is my apartment.
00:18:37Because I'm really tired.
00:18:38I cannot entertain right now.
00:18:40I know.
00:18:40We're going to get you home.
00:18:41I am home.
00:18:43Not quite.
00:18:45Can I take it to your place?
00:18:50You smell good.
00:18:53Thanks.
00:18:55Come on, let's go.
00:18:56Oh, where are you going?
00:18:57Oh, I got you.
00:18:59Oh, my God.
00:19:01You're really strong.
00:19:02I'll try.
00:19:11Noelle, this is my apartment.
00:19:15You can stay here tonight, though.
00:19:19My hero.
00:19:21Okay.
00:19:22Okay.
00:19:23None of that.
00:19:27You don't want to kiss me?
00:19:29You don't like me?
00:19:33I do want to kiss you.
00:19:35But not right now.
00:19:38Why not?
00:19:41Well, because you're extremely drunk, and also you have a boyfriend.
00:19:47I don't have a boyfriend.
00:19:50Boys don't boyfriend me.
00:19:51What about that guy I met.
00:19:54What about that guy I met?
00:20:12Good night, Noah.
00:20:13We just fall into each other's arms.
00:20:18Times
00:20:48Shh
00:21:18You've been really doing some great work
00:21:33You should be proud
00:21:33Keep it up
00:21:35Damn it
00:21:36What's got you so worked up?
00:21:39Um, nothing
00:21:40It's nothing
00:21:41Seriously, Jake, that case wasn't assigned to you
00:21:44There was another robbery on Main Street
00:21:46They've got to be connected, Taylor
00:21:48Let me take a look
00:21:51Did you check for prints on that banister?
00:22:00No, just the front door
00:22:01I mean, they might match the ones from last week
00:22:03Good catch, Taylor
00:22:06I'll get someone around the prints
00:22:08I'll do it
00:22:11You get back to your caseload
00:22:14Is this punishment for the other night?
00:22:17Punishment?
00:22:18We'll be reporting you to the chief
00:22:19Now get back to work, Reynolds
00:22:21You're assigned work
00:22:23Who is it?
00:22:34It's me
00:22:37Come on in
00:22:39Um, hey
00:22:42Hey, how you feeling?
00:22:44Uh, so I'm just coming by to say that I'm sorry about last night
00:22:50Don't worry about it
00:22:53Um, yeah, I'm honestly not sure how I even got into your apartment
00:22:57But, um, thank you for letting me sleep on your couch
00:23:00Anytime
00:23:01For the record, I did try to get you back to your own apartment
00:23:05Oh my god, that was a mess
00:23:06Oh my god, that was a mess
00:23:07You should have thrown me out
00:23:09Actually, you were kind of cute
00:23:13No
00:23:14Oh god, no way, no
00:23:18So, you don't remember anything?
00:23:23No
00:23:24No
00:23:25No
00:23:26God, isn't that embarrassing?
00:23:28Okay, so, um
00:23:31I'm gonna retreat to my apartment in shame now
00:23:34Bye
00:23:35Hey, I'm making burgers
00:23:39Want one?
00:23:41Really?
00:23:44They're good hangover food
00:23:45Yeah, that's amazing
00:23:54It tastes just like the ones my mom used to make when I was a kid
00:23:57Is she a good cook?
00:24:00Yeah, she was
00:24:00I'm sorry
00:24:02Oh, it's okay
00:24:05I mean, she passed about ten years ago, but
00:24:07Before she got sick, she loved cooking
00:24:10Burgers
00:24:11Yes, but
00:24:12She also made this pound cake
00:24:14And put this amazing fruit compote on it
00:24:16And yeah
00:24:16I'm sorry
00:24:18I tend to ramble
00:24:20As you've probably noticed
00:24:21I'm just impressed you can talk about all this
00:24:24It was a long time ago
00:24:28Took a while
00:24:29But, um
00:24:30No, I like talking about her
00:24:33Makes me feel like she's still here
00:24:36I, um
00:24:40Lost both of my parents as well
00:24:44Both of them
00:24:46Yeah, I don't talk about it much
00:24:50You can tell me
00:24:53If you want
00:24:55It's, uh, kind of a
00:24:59Heavy story
00:25:02Hey, it's alright
00:25:05Um, thanks for, thanks for cooking
00:25:23Anytime
00:25:25Would your, um
00:25:30Would your pretty friend be okay with us having dinner?
00:25:35I didn't realize you met Taylor
00:25:36Um, yeah, I know
00:25:38I saw her in the hallway the other day
00:25:40Um, she's beautiful
00:25:42Yeah
00:25:43Uh, she's your, is she your girlfriend?
00:25:46No, she isn't my girlfriend
00:25:48We just work together
00:25:49Um, alright
00:25:50We were
00:25:54Friends with benefits
00:25:56But
00:25:58That was a long time ago
00:25:59What about your
00:26:07Guy friend?
00:26:09Oh, Adam?
00:26:10I gotta say
00:26:12I don't love the way he speaks to you
00:26:15Cause you're always so
00:26:16Protective?
00:26:18I was gonna say controlling
00:26:19Especially for someone who
00:26:22Isn't your boyfriend
00:26:23It's complicated
00:26:28What was that?
00:26:35First pipe
00:26:41Oh my god
00:26:42Get some towels
00:26:43Yeah, it was crazy
00:26:46The super says there won't be water or power for, like, at least a week
00:26:49Maybe two
00:26:50Jeez, that sucks
00:26:52Do you need a place to stay?
00:26:54Yeah, yeah, that would be great, Adam
00:26:56A buddy of mine from work, he has a guest house
00:26:58I'll give you his contact info
00:27:00Right, right, thanks
00:27:03Of course, babe
00:27:04I told you you could call me anytime you need help
00:27:06I soaked up most of the water
00:27:17But they're gonna need to completely rip out most of your plumbing
00:27:20Can't get your break, huh?
00:27:23Do you have some place to go?
00:27:26Yeah, I'll figure it out
00:27:27Um, don't, don't worry about me
00:27:29I'm definitely gonna worry about you
00:27:30You can't stay here
00:27:32No, I'll be fine
00:27:33Look, I don't want to be weird
00:27:35But I have a second bedroom
00:27:38Do you want to stay with me?
00:27:41Really?
00:27:43What are friends for?
00:27:49Here we are
00:27:50I really hope I'm not imposing
00:27:54Not at all
00:27:56Seriously, make yourself a note
00:27:58The place is all yours
00:27:59Bathroom's right down the hall
00:28:01Do you have everything you need?
00:28:06Yes
00:28:07Thank you
00:28:08I can't believe you're coming to my rescue yet again
00:28:13Can I go?
00:28:25Hey, Ben
00:28:28It's a good night, Jake
00:28:29Oh, sorry
00:28:39I thought you were sleeping
00:28:40All good
00:28:41You need anything?
00:28:43Oh, yeah
00:28:43I just wanted a glass of water
00:28:45Want a beer, too?
00:28:47Ah, why not?
00:29:03What are you reading?
00:29:05Case files
00:29:06It's been a string of burglaries
00:29:08Hopper house
00:29:09That's what we call it
00:29:11When a burglary happens
00:29:12When the home or business is occupied
00:29:13This one actually happened
00:29:16At a clothing store on Main Street
00:29:17Not too far away from where you work
00:29:19Oh, jeez
00:29:21I really want to catch this guy
00:29:22Before someone gets hurt
00:29:23What are you going to do
00:29:26If you catch him
00:29:27In the act, I mean
00:29:29In the act?
00:29:31I don't know
00:29:32Here, let me show you
00:29:35Okay
00:29:38If you're being attacked
00:29:42The first thing you need to do
00:29:43Is stay calm
00:29:44Now, let's say
00:29:47Your attacker has a gun
00:29:49In that situation
00:29:52You're going to want to do two things
00:29:58First thing
00:30:01Twin
00:30:03And then get them all balanced
00:30:04Good
00:30:09That was really good
00:30:10Yeah?
00:30:11Yeah
00:30:11You're a quick learner
00:30:13Oh
00:30:14You're a good teacher
00:30:16Sorry, I'm probably
00:30:20I'm crushing you
00:30:21I don't mind
00:30:22Right
00:30:26Right
00:30:27Mr. Complicator
00:30:29Yes
00:30:32Yes, thank you for the lesson
00:30:36It's good
00:30:37Okay, weirdo
00:30:39You want another beer?
00:30:43Oh
00:30:43No, I'm pretty tired
00:30:46I think I'm going to go read a book in bed
00:30:47Sure
00:30:48Okay
00:30:50Goodbye
00:30:50Good night
00:30:51Peace
00:30:51J.J. J.J.
00:31:06J.J.
00:31:06I'm selling
00:31:07What are you doing here?
00:31:09I told you I'd pop by
00:31:10You must be the girlfriend
00:31:14Oh
00:31:15That's me
00:31:18That's me
00:31:18I'm so happy to meet you
00:31:20I thought my nephew was going to be alone forever
00:31:23All right, Aunt Shelly, let her breathe
00:31:26Of course, of course
00:31:28Silly me
00:31:28Please, Aunt Shelly, take a seat
00:31:31Can I get you a cup of coffee?
00:31:33Yes, please, dear
00:31:34Okay
00:31:35Hopefully your lovely girlfriend's manners will rub off on you, young man
00:31:39Believe me, I'm working on it
00:31:40I like her already
00:31:43So, Noelle, I want to know everything
00:31:53What do you do, sweetie?
00:31:55I work in a bookstore
00:31:56Oh
00:31:56Don't be modest, babe
00:31:58She has her MLS degree
00:31:59That's so impressive
00:32:01I'm looking for jobs at university libraries
00:32:04I want to make a real contribution to my field
00:32:07Ever since my favorite book went out of print when I was a kid
00:32:09I've just been obsessed with researching and archiving
00:32:12You don't have to explain it to me
00:32:14Practically the whole family's in academia
00:32:16You should have seen Jake's parents' library
00:32:19It was enormous
00:32:20Oh, what was the book called?
00:32:23The Runaway Sardine
00:32:23I've been looking for it for a long time
00:32:26But it's impossible to find
00:32:27I love that book
00:32:28I used to read it to Liam Oliver all the time when he was growing up
00:32:32Oh, that's Jake's cousin
00:32:34My son
00:32:34You'll meet him at the wedding
00:32:36Wedding?
00:32:39Jake
00:32:39You didn't tell her about the wedding?
00:32:42Okay, well, this has been a very nice visit
00:32:44But we have to go to work, so
00:32:47Oh, of course
00:32:48I'll see you after then
00:32:49We can do dinner
00:32:50What do you mean?
00:32:53Well, obviously I'm staying over
00:32:54I came all this way
00:32:56I'm going to stay a few nights with my nephew
00:32:58Oh, don't worry
00:33:00I won't crowd you, lovebirds
00:33:02This is fine, right?
00:33:15Yeah
00:33:16Uh
00:33:16She needs the spare bedroom
00:33:19So
00:33:20We can make a barrier
00:33:24Great, yeah
00:33:38So you think we convinced her?
00:33:55Yeah, definitely
00:33:56Very lucky you
00:33:58Didn't even have to kiss me
00:34:00Wasn't so bad the last time
00:34:02Last time?
00:34:04This is okay, right?
00:34:18No, no, um, no, stop
00:34:37Just hold on
00:34:41Um
00:34:41I really like you
00:34:45It's, um
00:34:47Oh my god
00:34:48No, no, I'm not rejecting you
00:34:49I'm not
00:34:50I like you a lot
00:34:53You're smart, you're funny
00:34:55And
00:34:55I'm really attracted to you
00:34:57It's just
00:34:58What?
00:34:59It's just that, uh
00:35:01I got a lot of complicated going on right now
00:35:04And
00:35:05I don't want to mislead you
00:35:07So I just want to be clear
00:35:09If you're looking for something casual
00:35:11I'm your guy
00:35:13But
00:35:13I can't give you anything else
00:35:17Fuck
00:35:22Why does this always happen?
00:35:29What?
00:35:29Men like me enough to want to be with me
00:35:34But never to commit to me
00:35:35No, that's not it, I swear
00:35:37Oh, let me guess
00:35:38It's not you, it's me
00:35:40Yeah, they always say that too
00:35:44Um
00:35:48Good night, Jake
00:35:51Detective Reynolds
00:36:05I hate to admit it, but
00:36:07You might be right
00:36:07What happened?
00:36:09There was another hit in a shop on Main Street
00:36:11They robbed the shop
00:36:12And then went up to the owner's apartment
00:36:13Goddammit
00:36:14With no injuries or fatalities
00:36:16The owner was just
00:36:17Shaken up, that's all
00:36:18We've got to stop this asshole
00:36:20I'll keep an eye on it for today
00:36:22I need you to show face at Smith's fundraiser
00:36:24I'm supposed to stop good police work
00:36:26To appease some politician?
00:36:27You're so naive
00:36:28This is how the world works
00:36:30I'm not naive
00:36:31I have ethics
00:36:32Jake
00:36:33I'm your superior
00:36:35So if you know what's good for you
00:36:37You'll shut your mouth
00:36:38And do your job
00:36:40Sorry that Jake isn't here
00:36:45Oh, I'm not surprised
00:36:46He works too hard
00:36:47Weeks will go by
00:36:49And I won't hear from him
00:36:50That's why I had to ambush him
00:36:52This weekend
00:36:52What's he working on?
00:36:57Uh, there's been a series of robberies
00:36:59Hot prowls, he calls them
00:37:01Oh no
00:37:02No wonder he's so obsessed
00:37:03What do you mean?
00:37:06Did he tell you about his parents?
00:37:09Well, he told me that they died
00:37:10Someone broke into their home
00:37:16While they were asleep
00:37:17My brother and his wife
00:37:20Tried to stop them
00:37:21Jake was the one that found them
00:37:26Blood everywhere
00:37:28He called 911
00:37:31His poor parents never came back from the hospital
00:37:35That's horrible
00:37:38It was really tough on all of us
00:37:41But especially Jake
00:37:42I was so worried when he wanted to join the police force
00:37:45It's such a dangerous job
00:37:47And there's a tendency to fixate
00:37:49He's been through so much
00:37:52Yeah
00:37:53I'm just happy that he has you now
00:37:58I was concerned that no one would understand him
00:38:01Or he would avoid real relationships
00:38:04Because of what happened
00:38:05Now, what do you say we take a trip to the station
00:38:10And see our boy?
00:38:12Oh, uh, oh, I don't want to disturb him
00:38:14You're his girlfriend
00:38:15Of course he wants to see you
00:38:17Um, you know, I've got some work
00:38:19I've got to take care of at the bookstore
00:38:20But I can take you if you'd like
00:38:22Oh, thank you, sweetie
00:38:23Jensen
00:38:27Could you pull up the file for me
00:38:29On the stolen semi-trucks, please?
00:38:31Oh, hello, Taylor
00:38:32I'm sure you remember me
00:38:33From the office Christmas party last year
00:38:35I'm Jake's Aunt Shelley
00:38:37Of course I remember you
00:38:39Hi
00:38:39Aunt Shelley
00:38:41What are you doing here?
00:38:43Oh, thought I'd come say hi on your lunch break
00:38:45Noelle dropped me off
00:38:46I love your girlfriend, Jakey
00:38:49Yeah
00:38:51Girlfriend, huh?
00:38:55You haven't met her yet?
00:38:58I haven't had the pleasure
00:39:00Another rejection, of course
00:39:08Hey, stranger
00:39:10Adam
00:39:11Hi
00:39:12What do you think?
00:39:14Oh, yeah, they're beautiful
00:39:16Thank you
00:39:17I know you've had a tough week
00:39:18Figured you could use some cheering up
00:39:20Thanks, Adam
00:39:22My buddy said that you never reached out to him
00:39:24About the guest house
00:39:25Oh, right, yeah
00:39:27Um, I figured something out
00:39:30Oh, yeah?
00:39:32Where have you been staying?
00:39:33Uh, with Jake
00:39:34Jake?
00:39:37Your neighbor, Jake?
00:39:40Yeah, is that a problem?
00:39:42Are you serious?
00:39:43You're staying at another man's house
00:39:44While we're dating?
00:39:47Oh, sorry
00:39:48Um, if I remember correctly
00:39:49We're not dating
00:39:51We're just going on dates, right?
00:39:54Noelle
00:39:55No, no
00:39:56You know what?
00:39:58I am done dealing with emotionally unavailable men
00:40:01You can't give me what I want
00:40:03And he can?
00:40:04No
00:40:05No, but at least he's honest about it
00:40:07Oh, I'm sorry
00:40:28Oh, it's okay
00:40:29All yours
00:40:31Wait
00:40:32I'm sorry
00:40:35About last night
00:40:36It's okay
00:40:37Really?
00:40:39Really
00:40:39Helped me realize something, actually
00:40:42What do you mean?
00:40:44You were right
00:40:45I want a real relationship
00:40:47And Adam was never going to give that to me
00:40:50No matter how long I stuck around
00:40:51You saw him today
00:40:54Yeah, I ended things
00:40:57How are you feeling?
00:41:03Honestly
00:41:04Amazing
00:41:07What a cute little star
00:41:20Oh, hello
00:41:23Noelle, right?
00:41:25I'm Taylor
00:41:26Yes, yes
00:41:27Hi, hi, Taylor
00:41:28Um, it's nice to meet you
00:41:29Can I help you find anything?
00:41:33I've been wanting to read this forever
00:41:35Oh, good choice
00:41:37I saw Jake's Aunt Shelly at the station yesterday
00:41:42Um, tell me why she called you Jake's girlfriend
00:41:46Oh, um, maybe you should ask Jake that question
00:41:51I did ask him, and he avoided the question
00:41:53Kind of like you're doing right now
00:41:54I'm not avoiding anything
00:41:55Sorry, I don't think I feel comfortable talking about this with you
00:42:02Your last name's Harper, right?
00:42:05How did you know that?
00:42:07I'm a police officer
00:42:08I have resources
00:42:09Oh, so you used taxpayer money to look into me?
00:42:13Perks of the job
00:42:14Besides, you're moving in on one of my officers
00:42:17I mean, it's only been a matter of weeks
00:42:20And you're suddenly so friendly with his aunt
00:42:22And calling him a friend
00:42:23Are you stalking Jake Reynolds, Noelle?
00:42:27Of course not
00:42:28No, everything just sort of happened this way
00:42:30Well, maybe you have a history of criminal activity
00:42:32Because I believe I received a report from another precinct
00:42:36About a Noelle Harper
00:42:37Who was accused of embezzling from her previous job
00:42:40Should I let your boss know about that?
00:42:43That's ridiculous
00:42:44You can't just go making things up
00:42:46Really?
00:42:47Is that your boss's office?
00:42:50Wait, why?
00:43:00Noelle, what's wrong?
00:43:03Taylor came into the bookstore today
00:43:04She accused me of stalking you
00:43:07Yeah, she was acting like she was your girlfriend
00:43:09And that I was trying to get between you
00:43:11And she got me fired
00:43:14How?
00:43:16She pulled out her badge
00:43:17She made up a story about a Noelle Harper
00:43:20Who got in trouble for embezzling
00:43:21And my boss believed her
00:43:23I'll go down there and I'll clear all this up
00:43:25No, don't bother
00:43:26I mean, he was looking for a reason to fire me anyways
00:43:28I haven't heard back from any of the libraries
00:43:31And I don't know
00:43:33I think I might just have to move back home with my dad for a while
00:43:37No, Noelle
00:43:39You can stay here as long as you need
00:43:41You really are a great friend, Jake
00:43:46Friend?
00:43:49Yeah
00:43:49Happy to help
00:43:52Good morning
00:44:01Morning
00:44:01Morning
00:44:02Oh, morning, Jakey
00:44:05Good news for you lovebirds
00:44:07I'm heading home on Friday
00:44:08I know
00:44:09It's devastating to you both
00:44:10It is
00:44:11We'll miss having you around
00:44:13Aw, and I you, sweetheart
00:44:15Well, thank goodness I'll see you both at the wedding soon enough
00:44:18You're still gonna come, right, darling?
00:44:22What do you say?
00:44:25I'll be there
00:44:25Great
00:44:27It's a date, then
00:44:29Reynolds
00:44:35A word
00:44:38Don't start with me today, Officer Walters
00:44:51Is that really a way to talk to your superior?
00:44:54Just leave me alone
00:44:55Please
00:44:56The robbery case file went missing from my desk
00:44:58You wouldn't have anything to do with that, would you?
00:45:00You didn't run the prints like you said you were going to
00:45:02Yeah, it's on my to-do list
00:45:03Well, while you make your way very slowly through that to-do list
00:45:07There's a criminal on the loose
00:45:08If someone gets hurt, their blood is on your hands
00:45:11Bullshit
00:45:12Bullshit?
00:45:13You wanna know what's bullshit?
00:45:15You're getting Noelle fired
00:45:16I don't know what she told you
00:45:19But she got herself fired
00:45:20You abused police resources
00:45:23I can't help
00:45:26Taylor
00:45:26What is she to you anyway, hmm?
00:45:30She's my
00:45:31Friend
00:45:33Liar
00:45:34You did want a relationship
00:45:36Just not with me
00:45:39Holy shit
00:45:45What, is it too much?
00:46:00I was thinking about wearing this to the wedding
00:46:03No, you look incredible
00:46:05But can you dance in those?
00:46:12My family's really big on dancing
00:46:13They're never gonna believe it's true love
00:46:16Unless they see us dancing together
00:46:17Okay, but your family's not here
00:46:20Your Aunt Shelly's at dinner with a friend
00:46:22I know that
00:46:23But we could probably use some practice
00:46:25Just humor me
00:46:30What's wrong?
00:46:38Nothing
00:46:38I had a rough day at work
00:46:44You wanna talk about it?
00:46:47No
00:46:48I don't know
00:46:50I don't know
00:46:50How much I need you
00:46:53Cause you're my home away from home away from home
00:46:59Run away from being alone
00:47:01Run away from home, why don't you?
00:47:18Cause I did the same just for you
00:47:25You don't know how much I loved you
00:47:31Cause you were always right
00:47:35Really?
00:47:37I guess you were right
00:47:38I know this was a bad idea, wasn't it?
00:47:46Jake
00:47:47Jake, you're a great guy
00:47:49Like the best
00:47:50But you taught me not to settle for anything less than what I want
00:47:55Right?
00:47:57And like you said, you can't give me what I want
00:48:00I'm sorry, I can't do this again
00:48:02I can't keep letting other people dictate my love life
00:48:06I think after the wedding we should take some time to part
00:48:10I think I need some space
00:48:17Jakey?
00:48:31What's wrong?
00:48:34Trouble in paradise?
00:48:37You can say that
00:48:38I'm sure whatever it is, you two will figure things out
00:48:42I mean, you clearly love each other
00:48:43Aunt Shelley
00:48:44Noelle and I aren't dating
00:48:46What are you talking about?
00:48:49Of course you are
00:48:49We're just pretending
00:48:52I didn't want you to set me up
00:48:55So I lied
00:48:56No, it's just my neighbor
00:48:58Convinced her to help me
00:49:00But
00:49:03I'm sorry
00:49:05I fucked everything up
00:49:07Look
00:49:10I don't know what happened, honey
00:49:12And I'm sorry if I put any pressure on you
00:49:15But
00:49:15Maybe there's something there
00:49:17I mean, the connection between you two is undeniable
00:49:20It doesn't matter
00:49:21I can't give her what she wants
00:49:23Jake
00:49:25It's okay to be vulnerable with another person
00:49:29I know how much it hurt you to lose the people you love
00:49:33But
00:49:34That's not a reason to stop loving
00:49:36It's too late
00:49:41You can cancel that plus one
00:50:03I'm told Aunt Shelley
00:50:08What?
00:50:10You don't have to come to the wedding
00:50:11No, Jake, you didn't have to do that
00:50:14It's better this way
00:50:15Pretending to be in a relationship with you is
00:50:18Confusing
00:50:20Because I, um
00:50:22I want
00:50:25I want, um
00:50:28What, what, Jake?
00:50:30What do you want?
00:50:32I don't know
00:50:32Okay?
00:50:33You know what I think
00:50:39I think you want to have your cake
00:50:42And eat it, too
00:50:43I think you want everything that comes with a relationship
00:50:46But you don't want a relationship
00:50:48Jake, I know you have feelings for me
00:50:51And if you're too scared to admit it
00:50:54Then, yeah, maybe you're right
00:50:56Maybe it is better this way
00:50:57I won't
00:50:58And Shelley, I'm so sorry
00:51:10Stop it
00:51:10No
00:51:10We never should have lied to you
00:51:12Shh, look at me
00:51:13I know for a fact
00:51:15I know for a fact my Jakey cares about you very much
00:51:17It's just
00:51:17He's still dealing with his grief
00:51:20The Aunt in me
00:51:21Wants you to wait for him to wake the fuck up
00:51:24Pardon my French
00:51:25But
00:51:26It's not fair for you to be collateral damage
00:51:30You have a beautiful heart
00:51:33And I want you to protect it
00:51:35Oh, come here, sweetheart
00:51:38Shh
00:51:41No matter what
00:51:45I'm always Aunt Shelley to you, okay?
00:51:48Thank you
00:51:49Hello, Mr. Saunders
00:52:00Did I talk about getting my job back?
00:52:11Stand up
00:52:12One sec
00:52:14Stand up
00:52:18Slowly
00:52:19Oh, my God
00:52:22Now, don't go and try and do anything funny
00:52:24What?
00:52:27Don't go and try anything funny
00:52:30Sorry?
00:52:37Don't try anything funny
00:52:40What do you want?
00:52:42I don't have a key to the safe
00:52:43Oh, please
00:52:44Put your hands in the air
00:52:45Don't even work here
00:52:47I'm no one
00:52:47Hands up
00:52:48Okay, okay, okay
00:52:49I'm
00:52:50I'm just gonna
00:52:51I'm just gonna put my back down
00:52:53Hurry up, baby
00:52:55Okay, come on
00:53:01Come on
00:53:01Move
00:53:01Show me where that key is
00:53:07You could just let us all go
00:53:08Please, you don't have to do this
00:53:10Give me the key
00:53:11Or choose
00:53:12The hostage
00:53:14I'm gonna check it out
00:53:23I'm gonna check it out
00:53:23Hey, what's going on?
00:53:26Silent alarm at the bookstore on Main Street
00:53:28You can't just run out so low
00:53:29There's protocol
00:53:30I need to send a unit
00:53:31Send me
00:53:31No
00:53:33Reynolds
00:53:35I order you to stand down
00:53:38I'm going, Taylor
00:53:39You can't stop me
00:53:40Dispatch, this is Detective Jake Reynolds
00:53:54I'm reporting to the silent alarm on Main Street
00:53:56I've got eyes on the perk
00:53:57He's armed and dangerous
00:53:58Repeat, armed and dangerous
00:54:00Copy, Detective
00:54:01Proceed with sit-rep
00:54:03Over
00:54:03No civilians outside
00:54:04Perimeter's clear
00:54:06Copy
00:54:08Stand by for backup, Detective
00:54:09How many civilians inside?
00:54:11Over
00:54:11Oh my god
00:54:13What the fuck is she doing here?
00:54:16Detective
00:54:16We've called for additional units
00:54:18Do not proceed without backup
00:54:20Detective
00:54:23Please don't do this
00:54:30Please
00:54:31Please don't do this
00:54:33Police, drop your weapon
00:54:35Drop the weapon
00:54:38No, no, no
00:54:39See, you drop it, asshole
00:54:41Or I'm blowing her head off
00:54:44Calm down
00:54:46No one needs to get hurt
00:54:48Alright?
00:54:51Jake
00:54:51You two know each other
00:54:58Oh, well then you go ahead and drop the gun there, hero
00:55:01Or your little girlfriend here dies today
00:55:04I'm encaging the safety
00:55:06I'm dropping the weapon
00:55:09Kick it over
00:55:15Whatever you want
00:55:17Okay?
00:55:19Okay?
00:55:19No one needs to get hurt, alright?
00:55:25Alright, keep your hands up
00:55:26Keep your hands up
00:55:27I get it
00:55:28You didn't think we'd be on the scene this quick
00:55:31You're desperate
00:55:33No
00:55:34No, you stay back
00:55:35Just let her go
00:55:36You and I can figure this out together
00:55:39Alright?
00:55:39You don't know anything about me
00:55:41Or what I want
00:55:42You see, she's my ticket out of here
00:55:47Aren't you?
00:55:49Aren't you, sweetheart?
00:55:50And you
00:55:52I don't need you
00:55:56You asshole
00:56:22You think you can say whatever you want?
00:56:25It doesn't matter if you hurt people
00:56:29Jake, just stop
00:56:31Wait
00:56:31It's okay, it's okay
00:56:33He's down
00:56:34It's okay
00:56:36It's okay
00:56:51Thank you
00:56:56No!
00:57:05Noah!
00:57:13Noah!
00:57:17Noah!
00:57:18Noelle?
00:57:21Noelle, can you hear me?
00:57:41Get off me!
00:57:43You're under arrest?
00:57:44Have the right to remain silent.
00:57:46Anything you say can and will be used against you in court of law.
00:57:49You have the right to an attorney.
00:57:51Get off me!
00:58:16Noelle Harper, possible head injury.
00:58:19Please be careful with her.
00:58:21If you're just breathing through this debate.
00:58:29Well, start a, come on, start a riot.
00:58:36When they love you, do much know is fame, fake, or even hate.
00:58:45Don't be scared when the weight paralyzes your state at the gate.
00:58:50Jake?
00:58:51No.
00:58:52It's me.
00:58:53Adam.
00:58:54What are you doing here?
00:58:55When I heard what happened, I rushed right over.
00:58:56How are you feeling?
00:58:57Um...
00:58:58My head hurts.
00:58:59Oh my god, wait what-
00:59:00You're lucky the bullet only grazed you.
00:59:01And the concussion's mild.
00:59:02You'll be alright soon.
00:59:03You scared me, baby.
00:59:04Adam, I-
00:59:05No, hey, it's okay.
00:59:06I'm here.
00:59:07I'm never leaving you again.
00:59:08Adam, no, this doesn't change things.
00:59:09What are you talking about?
00:59:10Of course it does.
00:59:11What are you doing here?
00:59:12What are you doing here?
00:59:13What are you doing here?
00:59:14When I heard what happened, I rushed right over.
00:59:15How are you feeling?
00:59:16Um...
00:59:17My head hurts.
00:59:18Oh my god, wait what-
00:59:19You're lucky the bullet only grazed you.
00:59:20And the concussion's mild.
00:59:21You'll be alright soon.
00:59:22You scared me, baby.
00:59:23Adam, I-
00:59:24No, hey, it's okay.
00:59:26It's okay.
00:59:27I'm here.
00:59:28I'm never leaving you again.
00:59:30Adam, no, this doesn't change things.
00:59:32What are you talking about?
00:59:33Of course it does.
00:59:34That prick neighbor of yours almost got you killed.
00:59:37Jake saved me.
00:59:38Well, when are you gonna understand?
00:59:39He doesn't care about you.
00:59:41Not like I do.
00:59:42He's a cop.
00:59:43He's just doing his job.
00:59:45And-
00:59:46Not very well either.
00:59:48Are you wasting my time?
00:59:51Forget about him.
00:59:53I wanna take care of you.
00:59:55I want you to be my girlfriend.
01:00:02God, I spent a whole year hoping you'd say those words.
01:00:07So?
01:00:08Is that a yes?
01:00:09I told you we were done, Adam.
01:00:12And since you've never respected me, I can't say that I'm surprised you didn't hear me the first time.
01:00:16Noelle-
01:00:17No, it's over, Adam.
01:00:19Forever.
01:00:25It feels for you.
01:00:26You feel me.
01:00:27Nothing means-
01:00:28Something with you.
01:00:32Really.
01:00:33Jakey.
01:00:34Jakey?
01:00:35Oh, my goodness.
01:00:36Your message scared me half to death.
01:00:37You okay?
01:00:38I'm fine.
01:00:39You did have to come.
01:00:40Of course I did.
01:00:41Did you scare me half to death?
01:00:42You okay?
01:00:44I'm fine.
01:00:46You didn't have to come.
01:00:47Of course I did.
01:00:49How's Noel?
01:00:52I'm not sure.
01:00:54I haven't seen her since the ambulance took her to the hospital last night.
01:00:58Jake, you haven't gone to see her?
01:01:02I can't go back to the hospital again.
01:01:05I just can't.
01:01:06Oh, you can.
01:01:07And you will.
01:01:11I almost lost her.
01:01:13I can't go through that again.
01:01:15I know you're scared, but if you don't go, you will lose her.
01:01:20And pushing Noel away will not bring your parents back.
01:01:26Excuse me.
01:01:27Reynolds?
01:01:28Can I speak with you?
01:01:41How fucking dare you?
01:01:46You really want to do this right now?
01:01:48Should I just fire you instead?
01:01:49Fire me?
01:01:51Are you kidding?
01:01:52You broke rank.
01:01:54You disobeyed orders.
01:01:55You ran into that bookstore with no plan and no backup.
01:01:58Tell me why I shouldn't tell all this to the chief right now and end your career.
01:02:01Don't bother.
01:02:05I quit.
01:02:10You really think you're going to get a job at any other station after I report you?
01:02:14What if I report you?
01:02:16What if I tell the chief that not only did you abuse police resources by letting your personal
01:02:21feelings about Noel cloud your judgment, you also knowingly hindered an ongoing investigation
01:02:26by telling an officer to stand down?
01:02:30Obstruction of justice is a very serious crime, Officer Walters.
01:02:34You're bluffing.
01:02:36You would never do that.
01:02:38You want to bet?
01:02:43That's what I thought.
01:02:46Excuse me.
01:02:56Knock, knock.
01:02:58And Shelly, how did you know I was here?
01:03:01Jake told me.
01:03:03Um, where is he?
01:03:07He's working.
01:03:09Right, right, of course.
01:03:12I'm sorry.
01:03:13Hospitals are hard for him.
01:03:15But I come with good news.
01:03:17What is it?
01:03:18I spoke with a friend of mine and his school is hiring.
01:03:22They need a researcher for their librarian.
01:03:24I would love to help you get your foot in the door.
01:03:28Yes.
01:03:28No, no, I want it.
01:03:29Oh, I was hoping you'd say that.
01:03:31You have an interview on Monday.
01:03:32Aunt Shelly, I don't know how to thank you.
01:03:35Of course.
01:03:36Your family.
01:03:46Aunt Shelly, can I speak with Noel alone for a moment?
01:03:54How are you feeling?
01:03:58Okay.
01:04:01Concussed.
01:04:02Well, I got you something.
01:04:06But maybe you should hold off till the headache wears off?
01:04:12Mm.
01:04:12Oh, my God.
01:04:27How did you...
01:04:28My parents' library.
01:04:32Aunt Shelly wasn't kidding.
01:04:33I forgot how extensive it was.
01:04:34Seriously, it takes up a whole storage unit.
01:04:36You didn't have to.
01:04:43Yes, I did.
01:04:48Noel, I've...
01:04:49I've avoided my feelings.
01:04:54All my feelings.
01:04:55For...
01:04:56A very long time.
01:05:03When my parents died, I...
01:05:06I didn't know what I wanted.
01:05:12I just knew I didn't want to feel that pain again.
01:05:14I told myself I would do anything not to feel it.
01:05:19But last night...
01:05:21When I carried you out of that building...
01:05:25I felt that pain.
01:05:29Loving someone means living with the risk of losing them.
01:05:32And that scares the shit out of me.
01:05:41But so does the idea of living without you.
01:05:46I want to be with you, Noel.
01:05:50I love you.
01:05:54I'm in love with you.
01:05:55I love you.
01:06:02So what do you say?
01:06:07Do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:06:10Oh my god.
01:06:11I had two offers in one day.
01:06:13I wish I tried getting concussed sooner.
01:06:17Two?
01:06:20Was that it mean?
01:06:21Mm-hmm.
01:06:26What'd you say to him?
01:06:27I told him to leave me alone.
01:06:33Forever.
01:06:37And what'd you say to me?
01:06:41Um...
01:06:41Hmm.
01:06:42I need to think about it.
01:06:45Yeah, that's fine.
01:06:46Take your time.
01:06:49Okay, let's do it.
01:06:52Really?
01:06:53Of course, you idiot.
01:06:57I love you, too, by the way.
01:07:14Knew it.
01:07:14Hey!
01:07:17So I guess you are a relationship guy after all, huh?
01:07:21Oh, Taylor's gonna be pissed.
01:07:22I quit this morning.
01:07:31What?
01:07:31No, Jake, I don't want you to have to choose between...
01:07:34I'm not.
01:07:37I became a cop because I wanted to help people.
01:07:41To protect and to serve.
01:07:45But all that department cared about was meeting quota and glad-handing donors.
01:07:49I mean, they didn't give a shit about good police work.
01:07:52So I'm gonna become a private investigator.
01:08:00Not everything's about you, you know?
01:08:02Hey, hey, hey.
01:08:05Okay, all right.
01:08:05Well, maybe it was a little bit about you?
01:08:09Being a PI is just safer.
01:08:11And...
01:08:12I want to be around for a long time for the people I love.
01:08:17I'm ready to go home now.
01:08:38I already am.
01:08:40When you fall in love but it don't work out
01:08:44When you cry at least a hundred times
01:08:47And you feel so stuck but you can't get out
01:08:51Just remember
01:08:53There will come a day when it all works out
01:08:59And you didn't even know
01:09:01Howdy, neighbor!
01:09:02Go and find a way
01:09:04If you hold on now
01:09:06And remember
01:09:08That the only way is up from here
01:09:12God, you smoke it.
01:09:13Thanks.
01:09:14I've showered.
01:09:15Oh, so those pipes are working well, huh?
01:09:16Yeah, better than ever.
01:09:17See you after work?
01:09:18Yeah.
01:09:19Swing by and making burgers.
01:09:20Oh, yum!
01:09:21See, there are perks to dating the guy next door.
01:09:22Unless we break up.
01:09:36It'll get real awkward
01:09:37You have to move out.
01:09:42See, the thing about that is
01:09:43I was coming here first.
01:09:44I'm not leaving.
01:09:47Well then I'll just leave it
01:09:49It's time for you.
01:09:50Well, then I guess we should never break up.
01:09:56Deal.
01:09:58Deal.
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