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Dirty Laundry (2022) Season 5 Episode 3- Who Got Sued by McDonald's.
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00:00There are some secrets we take to the grave, and others we plaster online for laughs.
00:06I'm so sorry. Oh my god.
00:10I'm your host, Lily Dew. Let's air some dirty laundry.
00:20With me today are some talented women who've appeared on a variety of dropout shows.
00:25Most notably, Make Some Noise, we've got a boba tea, Mama Yaforo.
00:29Hello.
00:30A boba fett, Hannah Pilkis.
00:33A boba gum shrimp, Caitlin Riley.
00:35That's the one I wanted.
00:37And a baby boy by Beyonce featuring Sean Paul, Corinne Wells.
00:41Hey guys, what's up?
00:43Before we jump in, who amongst you do you think has the most shocking past?
00:47I'm going to go Hannah, sorry.
00:48I was going to say Hannah too.
00:51Sure, I'm a wild card, but I'm going Corinne.
00:53I don't know if she's here for the right reasons.
00:55Are you here to find love?
00:57Yeah.
00:57Here is how the game works.
01:00I have a stack of secrets about our guests, and they have to guess who each secret belongs to.
01:04If it's their own, they should make accusations to try and throw people off their trail.
01:09But we could have been sneaky and put in a secret about me or our bartender.
01:13Hey Grant, what's today's special?
01:14Lily, today's special is Grant's Peach.
01:17And did you come up with that?
01:18I sure did.
01:19And are you proud of yourself?
01:20Very.
01:20All right, here's how scoring works.
01:23You get one point for every time you guess correctly, but if it's your own secret and
01:27you fool everyone, that's three points.
01:32For a secret.
01:33Who spun a tall tale about Whitney Houston?
01:37Who lied about Whitney Houston?
01:40Who is a liar?
01:41Who is a fucking liar?
01:43Who's a liar?
01:44Who's a liar?
01:45Is there hands?
01:47This energy is giving me, I don't know which one.
01:51Well, one of us is from Los Angeles, where Miss Houston lived once upon a time.
01:58You grew up here?
02:00You probably like went to school with Bobby Christina.
02:03No.
02:04The way you just said no.
02:06No, wait a minute.
02:07I don't know any Whitney Houston lore, nor would I spin a tall tale.
02:12Who's a Whitney fan?
02:14Favorite Whitney songs?
02:16I want to dance with somebody.
02:17Okay, that's a deep cut.
02:19Is it?
02:20Honestly, it's the same.
02:21I mean, it's the one, right?
02:23I Will Always Love You is the one.
02:25What's the one that goes, I have nothing, nothing.
02:27I have nothing.
02:29That's what I'm talking about.
02:30Okay.
02:30I like that one.
02:31I have nothing.
02:32That's a really good one.
02:33I like your, nothing.
02:34We'll be buying the full rights to all of Whitney Houston songs.
02:37Great, great, great, great.
02:38The estate needs the money.
02:39Caitlin knows her family.
02:42Sorry, I mean, you're not a bitch.
02:43You're actually like a really wonderful person.
02:45I'm sorry that I called you that.
02:46It's okay.
02:46All right, let's get our guesses in.
02:48Who spun a tall tale about Whitney Houston?
02:52Corinne, who do you think?
02:53I'm going to stick with Caitlin.
02:54Caitlin?
02:55I think it's Corinne.
02:56I feel like we're on Traders.
02:58I just feel like Traders.
02:59I thought that.
03:01Oh, I'm sorry.
03:01I have no Alan Cumming.
03:02I feel like Caitlin launched so quickly onto Corinne, then all else is precious, but I weirdly
03:07still think it's Corinne.
03:09I don't know why.
03:10Corinne was the one that spoke up first.
03:13Classic Traders behavior.
03:14Classic Traders behavior.
03:15Mamaya?
03:15I'm going to go Caitlin.
03:17Okay.
03:18I just feel like there's some little Hollywood connection there.
03:21Sure.
03:22Sure.
03:22What if it's Mamaya and none of us knew?
03:24All right, we'll find out.
03:26Will the person who spun a tall tale about Whitney Houston please take a sip of their drink?
03:30I just said it.
03:36I didn't listen to my gut.
03:38Because I'm an old school.
03:39You were spot on, babe.
03:41I did.
03:41Um, yeah, so in second grade, we had this very cool class where a teacher would bring a book
03:49around with all these celebrity fan club addresses.
03:53What?
03:54This was math class?
03:55This was, I think it was called like life skills or something.
03:58And my best friend chose Rosie O'Donnell.
04:00I chose Whitney Houston because she's my mom's favorite singer.
04:04And I was like, oh, maybe she'll send her an autograph for her birthday.
04:07I write the letter.
04:08My friend writes the letter.
04:09This bitch, not only does she get her fucking autograph in the mail from Rosie, her joke
04:16was read on the show.
04:18Remember how Rosie used to read jokes?
04:20Yes.
04:20Sure.
04:21So your girl was kind of jealous.
04:23Of course.
04:24And I chose to raise my hand when people were sharing and say that Whitney responded with
04:30an autograph, sent a limo to my house.
04:34Right.
04:34With an animatronic Whitney.
04:36Oh, inside.
04:37I didn't know the word animatronic.
04:39But like, you know, a robot.
04:41A robot of herself.
04:43And she sang happy birthday to my mom.
04:46And.
04:46They escalated.
04:47Wait, hold on.
04:48People believed this?
04:49This is a terrible lie.
04:50I mean, I'm sure the teacher was like, okay, little girl.
04:55Maybe your teacher chose to believe you because it's a sin to lie.
04:59Exactly.
04:59It's not a sin at all.
05:00That's a life skill.
05:00Life skills.
05:01Life skills.
05:03Did you pre-prepare this story or you were just kind of making it up on the fly?
05:05I made it up on the spot.
05:06I should have known I was an improviser.
05:08Oh, that's incredible love.
05:08It's also crazy that a child would just think somebody would believe this story.
05:13It's also incredibly futuristic.
05:14I mean, it's like the original Megan doll.
05:16Like, you're just like referencing AI very early.
05:19Was this a premonition?
05:23X-Files.
05:24Gary.
05:25All right, three points to Mamiya.
05:26I don't want to see animatronic Bobby Brown.
05:29Next secret.
05:31Oh my God.
05:32Who wore a wedding dress to someone else's wedding?
05:36No.
05:37A lot of girls.
05:38I'm disappointed.
05:40So someone wore white?
05:42I didn't wear a white wedding dress.
05:43I wore a gold wedding dress.
05:45So you wore a white one to someone else's?
05:47Did anyone else wear gold?
05:49Were they allowed to?
05:50Sure.
05:50I don't believe in the institution of marriage, so I'm never getting married.
05:53So I can't answer this question.
05:55But do you believe in going to others' weddings?
05:56I don't think it's Corinne because I don't think Corinne would do something that's stupid.
06:01Oh my God.
06:01So whatever it is, it's going to be roasted.
06:03Because I love Corinne.
06:05Okay?
06:06I think it's Hannah and I don't know why.
06:07And I love you so much.
06:08I think it's you.
06:09I think it's you because when you have to lie, you start to panic.
06:13I'm not panicking.
06:14You're panicking right now.
06:15I'm calm as water.
06:15You're not calm as water.
06:17What?
06:18A tsunami?
06:18I'm so languid.
06:20I'm like chilling right now.
06:21I'm going to throw a wrench in it and say it's mommy.
06:23You would look the best in white amongst us.
06:26Okay, thank you.
06:27But it wasn't me.
06:28This is the information that I have.
06:30The information that I have.
06:31I'm getting a message.
06:33The information that I have is that Hannah's wedding dress was not white.
06:37So that would lead me to believe that as someone who sort of looks at wedding dresses as sort
06:42of a general canvas with different colors, that maybe she found a dress that was of the wedding variety.
06:49I want to bring it back to Corinne for one second.
06:51Thank you for that.
06:51I love that no one said me, by the way.
06:53I love that.
06:54Oh, no, but I think I'm going to pick you.
06:56You're coming.
06:56You're just so enthralled by your passion.
06:58I know it's Corinne because I could totally see you like either like with a bunch of funny friends doing that and then you don't respect marriage too.
07:08Ruining someone's wedding.
07:09You're like, I'm wearing a wedding dress because what the fuck is a wedding?
07:12But it said accidentally.
07:14No, it didn't.
07:16Wait, no, what did it say?
07:17No, I think because Corinne said fundamentally she doesn't agree with the institution of marriage that as a form of like anarchy.
07:25You might wear a wedding dress to a wedding and do the Harlem Shake on the dance floor.
07:28If this is going to be at the Harlem Shake.
07:30Don't bring that the Harlem Shake.
07:32If this guesses must go in.
07:34Now, Corinne, who wore a wedding dress to someone else's wedding?
07:36I'm going to stick with mommy.
07:38Okay.
07:39Caitlin.
07:39Hannah.
07:40Yeah, we know you think it's me, Caitlin.
07:42Hannah.
07:43Caitlin, because thank you.
07:45And thank you.
07:46I'm going with Corinne.
07:48Wow.
07:49Wow.
07:50Round Robin.
07:50Let's find out.
07:51Well, the person who wore a wedding dress to someone else's wedding, please take a sip of their drink.
08:00I knew it was you!
08:01I knew it was you!
08:03All right.
08:05I should have stuck with it.
08:07I've never felt so alive.
08:09I knew it was you!
08:11I knew it was you!
08:13I knew it was you!
08:14I knew it was you!
08:15Oh, my God.
08:16I want you, too.
08:18Yeah.
08:18Just for the Harlem Shake.
08:21Harlem Shake.
08:21Yeah!
08:23That's my death life.
08:26All right.
08:26Tell us what happened.
08:27There's a perfectly good explanation for why I wore a wedding dress to someone else's wedding.
08:32And the answer is this.
08:33It was my own sister.
08:35And I know what you're thinking.
08:36Ultimate form of betrayal.
08:38Sure.
08:38She asked me to.
08:40See?
08:41My sister had had two dresses made for her wedding.
08:44But here's what's crazy.
08:45I thought the wedding dress that I wore, her original one, was prettier than her actual wedding dress.
08:50Really?
08:51I don't know.
08:52She'll never know.
08:54The more you mutter it, the more she can't.
08:56I'm muttering it into the fire.
08:58Okay.
08:58Yeah, this one was like a gorgeous white beaded dress.
09:03And then she wore a much simpler white one.
09:05Now, what's crazy about it is that I wasn't wearing underwear with a dress.
09:09What?
09:09And I got my, like, I got, like, a surprise period.
09:13Oh, no!
09:13You wore no underwear?
09:15It was a sheer dress.
09:17And all the more reason?
09:18It was a sheer dress.
09:19And I was the emcee.
09:20I wanted everyone to see everything.
09:21Literally, everything.
09:22More reason.
09:23And I like that.
09:23It sounds like they did.
09:24Did you stain it?
09:25I don't want to go into details now that I've shared everything.
09:28I need details.
09:29Just give me a size estimate.
09:31How much, how much the stain.
09:33Probably like this thing.
09:34Can you see it while you're walking around?
09:36And then I had to keep giving the speeches, but I just stood in front of things like this.
09:41I made all the women at my table gather in the bathroom.
09:44I took it off.
09:45I was naked and everyone was scrubbing, trying to, trying to fix it, trying to make it better.
09:49Sorry, by naked, you mean no bra, no underwear.
09:52I was wearing nothing under that.
09:53Just, just.
09:54I know, but I have these inoffensive small breasts.
09:57If one popped out, it would be okay.
09:58How do you know they're inoffensive?
09:59How do you know?
10:01I'm offended.
10:02It can't be removed, the stain?
10:03I think we did the best we could.
10:05We could dye it red.
10:07You could dye it.
10:07We'll dye it dark brown.
10:08We'll dye it red.
10:10We'll dye it, we'll dye it, we'll dye it, we'll dye it, we'll dye it, we'll dye it
10:12cranberry, the best color of a bridesmaid dress.
10:14A dark red.
10:15All right.
10:16That is one point to Caitlyn.
10:18Wow, wow, wow.
10:19Good job, Caitlyn.
10:20I came here to win, and I plan on it.
10:22Next secret.
10:23Who was terrified of the tooth fairy?
10:26It's a freaky idea.
10:28You sort of had an instant shudder at the mere thought of it.
10:31Who?
10:33I did not.
10:34Whose parents did the tooth fairy thingy with that?
10:37I'm African.
10:38You know they thought it was witchcraft, so that's, it's not me.
10:41It was awful.
10:41There's a reason to be terrified of the tooth fairy.
10:43Yeah.
10:43No, it isn't.
10:44You've been known to have some fears and anxieties in life.
10:47Oh, yeah, you can tell us.
10:47You guys are insane.
10:48I'm not afraid of anything.
10:50How do you feel about things that fly?
10:53Birds are fine.
10:56Birds are okay.
10:58If we had, like, a temperature gauge of her anxiety, it's going up.
11:00It's, like, rising sky.
11:02I don't want to take some heat off of Caitlyn.
11:04I don't want birds around me with them flying.
11:07It's what they do.
11:08Little women who are bringing treats and prizes to good children.
11:13Do you feel unsafe that I have so many ostrich feathers right next to you?
11:17I'm not afraid of birds.
11:19I just don't like their hands.
11:22Horrine.
11:22Your parents did the tooth fairy?
11:24They did.
11:24In what way?
11:25A normal way or a scary way?
11:26A pretty normal way.
11:28I mean, I caught both my parents twice.
11:31Like, you know, just slipping a dollar under my pillow.
11:35Cute.
11:35Yeah, and my grandparents took over sometimes, too.
11:38Right.
11:39Yeah.
11:40Anna, your family sounds fun.
11:41My dad's Dutch, so...
11:43Okay, and there's, like, crazy, like, storybook Dutch things.
11:46It's Christian Anderson.
11:48Krampus.
11:48Everyone's evil.
11:49Krampus is evil.
11:50That's what I was going to say, Krampus.
11:51Trolls are evil.
11:52The tooth fairy's evil.
11:53Listen, the reason that it's not me is because, famously, I love gnomes, trolls, folklore.
11:59It's my Nordic blood.
12:00It doesn't...
12:00It's not threatening.
12:01I'm Nordic, too.
12:02I'm Nordic, too.
12:02Me, too.
12:03Me, too.
12:03I'm Nordic, too.
12:05Me, too.
12:05I'm Nordic, too.
12:06We're all Nordic.
12:07Yeah.
12:07Nordic, though.
12:08All right, let's find out.
12:09Let's get our guesses in.
12:10Who was terrified of the tooth fairy?
12:12Hannah?
12:12Caitlin.
12:13Caitlin?
12:14I think it's Hannah.
12:17Hey, Gurney.
12:18Hey, Gurney.
12:19There's nothing up there for you.
12:19Are you afraid to look at the camera?
12:21What are you looking for?
12:22Birds?
12:23Grin?
12:23It's a thousand percent Caitlin.
12:25My man?
12:26I, Caitlin.
12:27All right.
12:27Well, the person who was terrified of the tooth fairy, please take a sip of their drink.
12:31Go on, Greg.
12:36Go on, grab that.
12:37Go on, reach out and grab that little drink, girl.
12:41Oh, no, her arm is dead.
12:42I think she thought if she turned around, we'd, like, forget.
12:48Oh, oh.
12:49It was me, bitches.
12:51I don't give a fuck any of you fucking say.
12:53You guys don't give a fuck any of you fucking say.
12:54Yeah.
12:55Shut up.
12:55I don't give a fuck any of you guys fucking say about me.
12:57We said it was you.
12:58We said it was you.
13:00I was only saying the truth, Caitlin.
13:02You can come at me.
13:03I don't care.
13:04I fucking love you.
13:05I fucking love you.
13:06You can come at me.
13:06I don't even want to be here right now.
13:10I don't even want to be here right now.
13:12Don't.
13:12Because I've been ostracized.
13:14I've been catarized.
13:15This is what it feels like to be the bachelor.
13:20These are the women in the house.
13:23So I, okay, I don't know if I can tell the story without crying.
13:27Okay.
13:28I lost my first tooth when I was four, which is early.
13:33Nobody explained to me the process of teeth losing.
13:37Like, so you lose all your kid teeth and then your adult teeth grow in.
13:41That's horrifying.
13:42The talk.
13:42It just happened.
13:43And I was like, oh, my God.
13:47Yeah.
13:48So what ended up happening, and I was like a really chill child.
13:51We can tell.
13:53No anxiety here.
13:54That was so startling.
13:55Hold on.
13:55I'm so sorry.
13:56Oh, my God.
13:57Are you okay?
13:58Are you okay?
14:00Oh, my God.
14:02You were scared.
14:03So what ended up happening is I would get a wet washcloth, like a hand towel, and I would
14:09stick it in my mouth, and I would have it stay in my mouth from sunrise to sundown.
14:14Oh, you thought it was going to continue?
14:16Yeah.
14:16And so my dad was like, sweetheart, no, it's just the one tooth.
14:19And I was like, you're a fucking liar.
14:21You thought they were, like, placating you, like, when your parents are like, oh, your goldfish
14:25went in.
14:25No, I thought I was dying.
14:27And I was like, no, no, no, I have teeth disease.
14:30And I also, the empty hole that you get, like, I can't.
14:34You could just like, you're like, laying around in there.
14:36So I was beside myself.
14:39That's all about that life.
14:40You love that sensation?
14:41I love it.
14:42You love that jiggling in my feet.
14:43Those are the golden days.
14:45That's what you want when you say, show me hole.
14:47Yeah, give me that tooth hole.
14:49And my parents told me about the tooth fairy.
14:52And I was like, hold on.
14:54That was the solution.
14:54So there is an outside creature that flies that comes into our home and is stealing teeth
15:03out of my mouth while I'm sleeping?
15:05Yeah, that's pretty fucked up.
15:06Are you fucking kidding me, Mom?
15:09So she explained it wrong.
15:10I was terrified.
15:11Yeah, that's also not.
15:13She explained it wrong.
15:13And so then when I would lose another tooth, I'm like, the tooth fairy isn't going to come,
15:17are they?
15:18I'm going to stay awake all night long.
15:19I can't fucking, why is this so stressful?
15:22And then my parents were like, oh my God, okay, so the tooth fairy isn't real.
15:25It's us.
15:26We just give you a couple dollars every time you lose a tooth.
15:29Did that help?
15:30No.
15:31Well, that's points to everyone except for Caitlin.
15:33I'm not having a good time.
15:36I am.
15:36Who had to growl at their manager?
15:39What kind of manager?
15:41Let's hear the growl you would give your manager.
15:43Let's say you work at a retail job, you growl at your manager.
15:45Am I happy?
15:46I need a little direction.
15:47What was my moment before?
15:49You're vengeful.
15:49Okay.
15:54Because mine's like, I'm working at the Gap.
15:57I'm tired.
15:57Oh, my God.
15:59Ooh.
16:00Okay.
16:02So that is sensual.
16:05That doesn't, mm-hmm.
16:07It's a perk.
16:08I feel like it was you, and I feel like it was a talent manager, and I feel like you were
16:13reading for something, and I think you had to growl.
16:16That's what I think.
16:16I'm telling you, guys.
16:17Improv girly.
16:18Wait, wait.
16:19No, it's so hard, she will not even look.
16:22I think it's you.
16:24It's giving me.
16:24It's giving Corrine!
16:27Stop.
16:28It's Corrine.
16:28It's Corrine.
16:29It's antagonizing me.
16:30Y'all ever had any bad managers, talent, or retail?
16:34I honestly did work at Caribou in high school for a hot coffee.
16:38I love the coffee.
16:39It's great.
16:40A Midwestern treat.
16:41And I had play practice, and the manager told me I couldn't go to play practice.
16:45I don't need this job.
16:47Bye!
16:47Okay, it's time to guess.
16:49Okay.
16:49Hannah, who do you think had to growl at their manager?
16:51I think it's Corrine.
16:52Interesting.
16:53Caitlin, who do you think?
16:54I think it's Corrine.
16:56Interesting.
16:56Corrine, who do you think?
16:58I'm going to say Hannah, because we didn't talk to Hannah.
17:01That's a bullshit answer.
17:03I think it's Hannah.
17:04I don't know.
17:05I'm probably Hannah.
17:06You didn't talk to me, and I was right here.
17:08You could have.
17:08I was being.
17:09Why didn't you steal her for a moment?
17:10Yeah.
17:10You could have stolen her for a moment.
17:12You could have stolen me for a second.
17:13I have another room.
17:13Can I steal you right now?
17:14Yeah.
17:15Can I steal you?
17:16I'll steal you for a second.
17:17Yeah.
17:17No worries.
17:17They're going to kiss.
17:18They're going to kiss.
17:19So are you.
17:21Okay, Mom, may I ask them to see you?
17:22Um, I think it was Caitlin.
17:25Caitlin?
17:26You think it was Caitlin?
17:27I just don't know why, but I do.
17:28Can I ask you something, Mom, Mia?
17:30Yeah, sure.
17:30What's your problem with me?
17:31Caitlin, can I just do this?
17:32I fucking love you.
17:33That's what the problem is.
17:34Kissing for certain better.
17:36Which one of these is going to be my wife?
17:38My bitch wife?
17:39All right.
17:40Will the person who had to growl at their manager
17:42please take a sip of their drink?
17:48How dare!
17:50How dare!
17:51Prince stole me for a second.
17:52I told you the truth.
17:53She did.
17:54I was like, is that you?
17:56Oh, she did?
17:57And I was telling you that I did it.
17:57That's so funny.
17:58She said, you can do it.
17:59I went, yeah.
18:00She's sitting here all the time.
18:02Wow.
18:03So I was a child actor and had got my manager then when I was like 11 years old.
18:10How'd you do that?
18:11Impressive.
18:11Because she's trying to be a child actor.
18:13I'm trying to be a child actor.
18:15I'll let you know how to break into the biz.
18:17So I got an agent when I was like 11 or whatever and then was a teenager and had all sorts
18:22of odd jobs around LA and was like, I'm ready to break back into acting, but of course
18:26didn't have an agent anymore because I like went to high school, middle school.
18:28I did every odd job under the sun.
18:30I did like a clinical trial for hair loss where my hair fell out.
18:33I catered and I was hired to go to Comic-Con.
18:38They had me dress up as a zombie.
18:40So I would get there at 4 a.m.
18:42They would put prosthetics all over me and I wasn't allowed to speak.
18:46I just had to like.
18:48How fun.
18:49For how many hours?
18:51Oh my God, like 12 hours.
18:52I still have back problems from it.
18:54For five days straight, I had to like.
18:56Literally, as you started telling the story, I went, ow, my neck.
19:00It was like sense memory.
19:01And if you started talking, you will get what were called demerits, which would reduce your
19:05hourly salary.
19:06So my manager from when I was a kid who was like at the highfalutin place shows up.
19:10He sees me.
19:11He's like, Hannah, I rep all the actors on The Walking Dead.
19:13How are you?
19:14And I'm, you know, pennies to my name, dressed as a zombie, not allowed to speak.
19:19Shut up.
19:19He's like, how have you been?
19:20What's new?
19:21And I shit you not because I had already gotten demerits before.
19:24Wasn't allowed to speak to him.
19:25And so it was like.
19:28He was like, email me.
19:29Like, we'll catch up.
19:30Because I kind of like did the whole can't talk, can only growl thing.
19:34And then he saw me again.
19:35This is out of a sitcom.
19:36Like, I know.
19:36Are you kidding me?
19:37He would see me at all my odd jobs.
19:39He then saw me a year later while I was catering.
19:41Shut up.
19:41And then like another year later.
19:42That is crazy.
19:43A point to Corinne.
19:45Go see.
19:46That's it for round one.
19:48We are going to take a quick break.
19:49But in the meantime, hey, Grant, what are we drinking?
19:51Today's cocktail is something I know you've all been dying to taste.
19:59It's Grant's Peach.
20:01Now, I'm going to use a lot of summer fruits in this cocktail.
20:04But really, Grant's Peach is perfect any time of year.
20:07This is one bag of frozen peaches that I've let thaw up to room temperature.
20:12And we're just going to let those puree.
20:14And I'm going to start to press everything through.
20:16A chinoa, which is a very fine mesh strainer.
20:20Now, for one drink, you want to end up with about three quarters of an ounce, which we definitely have.
20:24So we're going to build in a shaker.
20:26And we're going to start with an ounce and a half of gin.
20:28We're going to add our puree.
20:30But before we do that, we're going to add a different peach ingredient.
20:32This is creme de peche.
20:34We're going to add three quarters of an ounce.
20:36Now, we're going to add that same amount of our peach puree.
20:39It's still a little thick.
20:39So I'm just going to spoon that right into my jigger.
20:42About three quarters of an ounce worth.
20:44And we're going to add half an ounce of lime juice.
20:46We're going for these floral ingredients.
20:48Now, to sweeten this up, we're going to add half an ounce of honey thyme syrup.
20:52Like with any of our simple syrups, the syrup is going to be one part sweetener to one part water.
20:57And then we're going to let that thyme simmer just a little bit.
21:00One half ounce into our shaker.
21:03Now we have our secret ingredient.
21:05I'm going to add half an ounce of aquafaba, which is also known as the water from a can of chickpeas.
21:12I'm going to ice down my shaker.
21:13And since that has that aquafaba, we're going to try and trap those bubbles.
21:18So you shake this one hard.
21:24Now, we're going to double strain that into our coupe glass.
21:27We'll go all the way up to the top.
21:29For that proper peachy look, I'm going to add one drop of Angostura bitters to the side of the coupe.
21:37And I'm going to run one pick through the Angostura and the bubbles so that we get a real classic peachy split right down the middle.
21:47And that, my friends, at long last, grants peach.
21:56And we're back.
22:01Let's recap the scores.
22:03We have Corinne with two points.
22:06Caitlin has one point.
22:09And not bitter about it.
22:11Hannah has one point.
22:13Oh, I thought I had six.
22:14And Mamia has four points.
22:17Oh, my God, I do.
22:18That is a lie.
22:20That's a lie.
22:21That's a lie.
22:22Next secret.
22:23Whose field trip got canceled for a shitty reason?
22:27Oh, Jesus.
22:27That's probably Corinne.
22:30That makes sense.
22:31Get off my back.
22:32But it hasn't been you yet.
22:34And maybe I don't have secrets.
22:36Yeah, you're open.
22:37I'll tell everybody anything.
22:38Did you shit on yourself at a field trip?
22:41No.
22:42Did you or did you shit on yourself?
22:43The way your eyes were moving, I don't know.
22:45I don't know.
22:46I can already see it.
22:46Cheese involved.
22:48Maybe speaking from personal experience, like on the top of a mountain skiing or something.
22:52I'm going to be honest with you.
22:52Can't get down.
22:53I want to check in with everybody.
22:54How's everybody's gastro situation?
22:56How's everyone's stomach?
22:57I think that'll help me kind of deductive reasoning.
23:00I have an ulcer right now, so I could very well give it me.
23:04We know.
23:05Hannah has an ulcer.
23:06God, this group.
23:09Jeez Louise.
23:10You haven't heard me complain once.
23:12Like, that's crazy.
23:14Girl who really wants to talk about her ulcer.
23:17Yeah.
23:17I kind of feel like that the field trip was going to go to a water park, and they had
23:22to close down the water park because somebody shit on the slide.
23:25It's a Giardia situation.
23:26They have to shut off all the water and recycle all the water.
23:32That happened to me once at Disneyland Hotel.
23:34Somebody shit in the pool.
23:35The Disneyland Hotel, not me.
23:38Somebody.
23:39All right, we have to guess.
23:40Whose field trip got canceled for a shitty reason?
23:43Caitlin, who do you think?
23:44I think it's Corinne.
23:46Okay.
23:47I think it's Corinne because Corinne's been silent or silenced.
23:53Hannah?
23:54I think Mamia threw us off the scent in that she talked about shitting her pants going down
23:59a mountain, but I think that's not the only place that she shit her pants.
24:03Mamia, who do you think?
24:04Sorry, baby girl, Corinne.
24:05I feel like you probably took a bus from Virginia or from Philly.
24:12Sure.
24:12Where am I even from?
24:14From the city of brotherly love.
24:17And sisterly affection.
24:18Let me tell you something.
24:19I know that one.
24:19Corinne is your guest.
24:20Come on, girl.
24:21I'm going to guess Mamia.
24:22Will the person whose field trip got canceled for a shitty reason please take a sip of their
24:26drink?
24:27Yes, yes, yes.
24:34Yes, yes.
24:35But it wasn't.
24:35It wasn't.
24:36There was actually no shit involved.
24:38That's the thing.
24:39So I went to a private Christian school and our senior trip was to Nicaragua.
24:44Oh, good.
24:45But it was a missions trip.
24:47So we went there to teach people about Jesus.
24:50Sure.
24:51Really problematic.
24:52But honestly, a time of my life.
24:55What's problematic about God?
24:57Can we take a pause for that?
24:59What's that with Helen?
25:00Are you mad?
25:01Hannah's like, no.
25:02So we were already on the trip and they separated the boys and the girls on two sides of the
25:09beautiful villa that we were staying.
25:11And I had the idea to steal all the guys' snacks.
25:16They brought Starburst, Skittles, all of it.
25:19And then so it started this back and forth of pranking each other where the guys at our
25:24last night, they were like, we're going to go shit in the girls' toilet and film it.
25:29And we were like, we were like, go shit in our toilet.
25:35Like they, they like downed Tabascos so that it would be really upsetting.
25:39Honestly, a Christian school education is not a real education.
25:43I just want to put that PSA out there.
25:45So we like put a bunch of like soap and like body wash in front of the door.
25:50This sounds like so much fun.
25:51It was a blast.
25:52It feels like giving me a parent trap.
25:54I love the energy of this story.
25:57It's a really, really fun time.
25:58And when they came out, they like slipped and fell like, and their shoes were muddy
26:02because we were out, um, you know, spreading.
26:04Converting people.
26:05Converting people.
26:06Spreading the good word.
26:07And so it looked like there was shit everywhere, like literal shit everywhere.
26:11Uh, we called our teachers brothers and sisters, but one of our teachers, I won't.
26:16But the short, angry, like Italian man, he was like, what the fuck is wrong with you all?
26:23There's shit all over the walls.
26:25You're all getting suspended when we get back.
26:28You're not graduating.
26:30And then there was no shit except in the toilet where it belonged.
26:34But wait, couldn't they just smelled it?
26:36It did smell because they did shit in the toilet.
26:38There was shit somewhere.
26:40Yeah.
26:40Mixed in.
26:42So, like, we, we went back to the-
26:43So you get back on the plane and you leave Nicaragua?
26:46Yes.
26:47And we, we thought we were going to get suspended, but, like, we also didn't care because, again,
26:51a Christian school education is not real.
26:54That's points to Caitlyn and Mamiya.
26:57I get four points.
26:58Oh, you continue to be amazing.
27:00I don't know how this is going to be.
27:01You actually get one point.
27:02Next secret.
27:03Who got sued by McDonald's?
27:05Oh.
27:06Who got sued by McDonald's?
27:07You've done brand deals, right?
27:09Yeah.
27:09Yeah.
27:10Not for McDonald's.
27:11Are you sure?
27:11Wow.
27:11But I wouldn't, I wouldn't put it past me when I was four.
27:15You grew up in Los Angeles.
27:17That is so-
27:19That's a good point.
27:19What is that a good point?
27:20I see you getting a brand deal.
27:23Who brought that word up?
27:24You.
27:25True.
27:25What is that a good thing?
27:26I think, I think, I think the only people that McDonald's is getting litigious with
27:30are people from LA.
27:32Why would McDonald's sue someone?
27:34Right.
27:34It would either be defamation.
27:36Yeah.
27:36Like a countersuit?
27:38Yeah.
27:38A countersuit.
27:39If you sue them.
27:40Oh, that's interesting.
27:41Oh, that's interesting.
27:42For copyright infringement?
27:43They're joking about them in a way they didn't like.
27:44Yeah.
27:44Because M, that M, you used that M.
27:47Your website had a big M and you said, that's my logo.
27:50You used it.
27:50It's a yellow, golden orange.
27:52It's a party to America.
27:54Maybe you used the slogan, I'm loving it for something.
27:57And they were like, cease and desist.
27:58Or you said, ba-da-ba-ba-ba.
28:00Right.
28:01You're right.
28:02Now I feel it.
28:04I'm mine.
28:04Ba-da-ba-ba-ba.
28:06I'm mine-a-da.
28:07Yeah.
28:07Yeses in.
28:09Who got sued by McDonald's?
28:13Corinne.
28:14Mami-a.
28:14Mami-a.
28:15Hannah.
28:16Oh.
28:16Hannah.
28:17Ba-da-ba-ba-ba.
28:18It's Mami-a.
28:20Caitlin.
28:21Mami-a.
28:22Will the person who got sued by McDonald's please take a sip of their drink?
28:26If this bitch.
28:27Take a sip.
28:29This bitch.
28:30Oh, wow.
28:31Wow.
28:31Wow.
28:32I knew it.
28:33I knew it.
28:34Wow, wow.
28:34And you know what?
28:35I got to say, she was the quietest she's been this round.
28:38Yeah.
28:38That's a fucking lie.
28:41I was about 15 and my grandma was dying and so my two sisters and my mom, we drove up
28:48to Santa Rosa, which is a small town outside of San Francisco, Northern California, to say
28:53goodbye to her, wrap things up, be with my uncle, ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom, bye grandma.
28:59Hey, where'd you die?
29:00Let's just wrap things up here.
29:01Let's just wrap things up.
29:03Bye grandma.
29:04No, it was really traumatic and my mom was, you know, not handling it well.
29:08After, you know, grandma dies, we're driving back down.
29:10A huge argument breaks out between my mom and my sister in the front because at the time
29:15navigation systems were new and it was taking us like 13 hours to get home.
29:19My two sisters are like, fuck this, we're pulling over, we're pulling into a
29:23McDonald's and we're getting soft serve ice cream.
29:25So we pull into a McDonald's.
29:27So here is, here is the McDonald's building.
29:31Okay.
29:31I'm the car and I'm parked in front of the McDonald's building, but I'm under a little
29:35bit of a hill.
29:36Okay.
29:36And then behind me is the five freeway.
29:40It's like the, it's like the opening into the five freeway.
29:43It's right there.
29:43I'm scared.
29:44So my mom has a big bag and she takes the bag and the bag strap catches onto the
29:51gear shift.
29:52Oh my.
29:53And it knocks the gear shift from park into neutral.
29:57All of the sudden the car starts rolling down the hill.
30:02I don't like it.
30:03And she's trying to put it back into park, but it's stuck.
30:06And so she turns around and she goes, jump out of the fucking car.
30:10So I open my door.
30:14We are careening to the five freeway.
30:17Oh my God.
30:17I jump out of the car.
30:19I land on my side.
30:20I land on my knee and the car proceeds to run over my legs.
30:24Caitlin, stop.
30:26It doesn't go straight into the freeway.
30:28It veers because of your leg because it ran over me.
30:33It veers to the right and crashes into the very tall McDonald's side and breaks it.
30:40So I'm stuck under the car.
30:42My mom gets out of the car.
30:43She thinks I've died.
30:45I'm totally fine.
30:46And I'm just like kind of stuck.
30:47How are you totally fine?
30:48My left knee is still numb to this day.
30:51I just, I got really banged up.
30:53So then my sisters come out with their ice cream and they're like, what happened?
30:58And then the McDonald's manager comes out and is like, you know, you broke the sign.
31:04And it was a whole thing.
31:05Are you okay?
31:05No, we dented the car.
31:07The car's light went out.
31:08Anyway, we get a thing in the mail, like seven months later, that we're being sued by a McDonald's to fix the sign.
31:17I know that I'm not from McDonald's, but I feel like just because I am dressed this way, I owe you an apology.
31:22Yeah, you do.
31:23And I just want to say I'm really sorry on behalf of Mickey D's.
31:26And can I just say, people have been coming for me this entire game and calling me a freak and calling me ugly and saying that I'm weak and I'm afraid of everything.
31:36I just have to say, I've been run over by a car.
31:38Yeah.
31:38And you just got three points.
31:40I have a question though.
31:42So like, did you get ice cream in the end?
31:44Did you get the soft snack?
31:44No, what happened is the argument continued in the car and I did not have ice cream.
31:49And then at one point my sister was like, stop crying, you're fine.
31:53Next secret, who got asked to be someone's second wife?
31:59Wait, what does that mean?
32:01Wait, wait.
32:02And riddle me this, would a not guilty person make this face?
32:08I'm laughing because I was thinking the same thing about Hannah's face.
32:14What was Hannah's face?
32:16Let's see it.
32:17What was Hannah's face?
32:18I think I need clarification because I bet Corinne needs clarification.
32:25No, I do.
32:26Because when you first asked it, my brain was like, oh, oh, it's a poly situation.
32:31It doesn't really clarify.
32:33So I think it could either be wife after divorce or additional wife.
32:37It could be someone's second wife, first wife gets all the learned helplessness, all the baggage.
32:42I think it's a second wife with a current wife situation.
32:45This implies that what, you're dating a Mormon man for a long time?
32:48They don't necessarily need to be Mormon.
32:50They just have to be weird.
32:51Mm-hmm.
32:52That's right.
32:52And who would date a weird man, right?
32:54Who would date a woman?
32:55But maybe they're not dating.
32:58Maybe it's just a guy that you knew.
32:59What about Mamia?
33:00I don't know.
33:01What about me?
33:02You're not married.
33:04Okay.
33:04Actually, what about Mamia?
33:06Because I know Mamia's family is from Ghana.
33:09Okay.
33:10And I know African countries.
33:13Wow.
33:13Wow.
33:15The slander.
33:17The slander.
33:19Needed to be said now.
33:21I mean, if we want to go down that route.
33:24But I think there are, like, you know, multiple wives situations.
33:28I know people who are in situations like that, for sure.
33:31It's Mamia.
33:31There's a very big difference between being asked and saying yes.
33:34Yeah.
33:34But I could imagine you being asked by a number of people to be their wife.
33:38I'm honored by that.
33:38But you have a husband and an almost husband.
33:41Do they have another wife?
33:42My fiancée.
33:46She's taken.
33:47We're monogamous.
33:49He does not have another wife or partner.
33:52You put an emphasis on a weird part of that word.
33:54Monogamous.
33:55She put an emphasis on the mas, which is more in Spanish.
34:00Monogamous.
34:02Let's get our guesses in.
34:04I would love for you to vote for me.
34:06You want to know why?
34:07Because then it means you're going to lose.
34:08Well, but for me.
34:10To be someone's second wife.
34:12Caitlin, who do you think?
34:12It's Corinne.
34:14Corinne, who do you think?
34:16I'm going to say Mamia.
34:17Mamia, who do you think?
34:18This one has been very quiet.
34:20It's Hannah.
34:20It's giving white girl energy, though.
34:22Hannah?
34:22I guess it's Corinne on account of the face she made when I looked at her.
34:26It could.
34:27Will the person who got asked to be someone's second wife please take a sip of their drink?
34:35Oh!
34:37Yeah!
34:38I saw the drink flip off.
34:40Miss Wells, you are very smart.
34:41Thank you so much.
34:42Wow!
34:43Thank you so much.
34:44I was in Ghana two years ago.
34:47So I'm at a wedding and I didn't know anybody but my parents.
34:50And I meet these girls.
34:51You know, you become friends with some girls.
34:53And we're like, okay, we're hanging out the rest of the weekend, the rest of the festivities.
34:57They were all from London.
34:58My favorite part of this story is I was dressed very L.A. out, like linen, cargo pants, and
35:05a crop top, and like sandals.
35:08Yeah.
35:08Sure.
35:08And these girls were freakum dressed out, weaved down, weaved down.
35:15I jokingly was like, oh my god, I should go home and change.
35:18And why did one of them go, we'll wait for you if you want to?
35:22I really want to.
35:23Yeah, like being like, um, yeah, maybe you should change.
35:27But your girl held it down and I was like, I don't need a change.
35:31So we go to the second spot.
35:32They're meeting these friends who, two groups of guys who have tables on top of the sky bar.
35:37And this man is sitting there and he's from South Africa.
35:41I'm trying not to say details about who he is.
35:43Basically, we're talking.
35:44He's like, yeah, I don't know how to deal with my American employees.
35:46And I'm just, you know, giving him all my Spellman, women of excellence and leadership advice about being a leader.
35:54Sure.
35:55And then he's like, what do you do?
35:56I'm like, I'm a struggling actor in Los Angeles.
35:59And he's like, oh, cool.
36:00I'm like, what do you do?
36:01And he's like, oh, have you ever used ****?
36:05And I'm like, you mean like the **** of Africa?
36:08And he was like, yeah, I made it.
36:09And I was like, what?
36:11And it's a very large company.
36:13If you've ever been in Africa, you probably know what I'm talking about.
36:15And if you see this, hey.
36:19And the freak-um-dressed girl literally was like, and went and sat next to him like this.
36:27And I'm laughing because I'm like, okay, you got it, honey.
36:31Like, I'm not competing with the freak-um-dressed right now.
36:34And the man was interested in me.
36:36And she was so mad.
36:37We go to another place.
36:38We're chatting.
36:39And he's like, I want you to be my second wife.
36:43And I was like, first of all, I was like, oh, you are married.
36:47Oh.
36:48And I was like, wait, do you love your wife?
36:50And he's like, I mean, yeah, but you could be in America.
36:53She's in South Africa.
36:55And my mind was blown, honestly.
36:57But I said no.
36:58Because I know that's not my authentic self.
37:02No, everybody says this.
37:03I have so many girls who are like, wait, what?
37:05And I'm like, ah.
37:06I just love that he skipped dating and went straight to, I would like you to be my betrothed.
37:12Yeah.
37:12I think he wanted a citizen of a child.
37:15He wanted me to birth his American child.
37:17No, no, and just to play devil's advocate, he's going to be in Africa most of the time.
37:22If he buys you a house in the U.S., that's your house, dog.
37:26Right.
37:27You just swatled him.
37:27Like, you don't even need to sleep with him, probably.
37:29It feels like no strings attached.
37:32Okay.
37:32Husband.
37:33Okay, I might call him.
37:34Did she make a big deal?
37:35Call him.
37:35I'm going to, you guys can only break for a second.
37:38Call him.
37:39Yeah.
37:39Did everyone guess Mamiya?
37:42I did.
37:42I did.
37:43I did.
37:43I guess Mamiya.
37:44Is that true?
37:45Yes.
37:45Caitlyn, who do you think?
37:47It's Corinne.
37:49That's one point to Corinne.
37:50I guessed Mamiya, too.
37:51Don't take advantage.
37:52I guessed Mamiya, too.
37:54Oh, my.
37:55Yes, I did.
37:55Bad memory.
37:56Net secret.
37:58Who made a tearful confession in France?
38:01I don't care anymore.
38:04They said.
38:05It's all bullshit.
38:06Caitlyn.
38:06No.
38:07No.
38:07They said.
38:08I don't care anymore.
38:09I say.
38:10Caitlyn, we need you.
38:12I'm here anymore.
38:13We need you.
38:14I love it.
38:14Even in your.
38:15If you walk out, they're not going to have you back for the reunion.
38:19Why does Caitlyn count like this?
38:22That was very intentional.
38:24Who made a tearful confession in France?
38:27That has Hannah written all over it.
38:28Who's been to France?
38:28Oh, my God.
38:29Who's been to France?
38:30That has Hannah written all over it.
38:32That has you written all over it.
38:34Girl.
38:34Yeah.
38:35I just want to say I've been to France.
38:36Who else been to France?
38:37I've never been to France.
38:38I've never been to France.
38:38I've never been to France.
38:38I've never been to France.
38:39So you've been to France?
38:40Okay.
38:41No, I've also been to France.
38:48That's interesting.
38:49Oh, please.
38:50So what happened?
38:50What happened?
38:51I can't believe that worked.
38:52I've not been.
38:53There are people who could have not raised their hands.
38:56Sure.
38:56You've never been to France.
38:57You've never been to France.
38:57I've never been to France.
38:58You've never been to France.
38:59Oh, Parley-Vue-Francet?
38:59Parley-Vue-Francet?
39:00I've never been to France.
39:03Parley-Vue-Francet?
39:04Sometimes it works.
39:05Sometimes the strategy works.
39:07Lightning round.
39:08Sure.
39:08Mamma, who's Hannah?
39:10Hannah.
39:10All right.
39:11I was absolutely thrown under the bus.
39:16Caitlin?
39:17I think it's Hannah.
39:18I just wonder why we started this round with who's been to France.
39:21And though I was not raised Christian, I will not tell a lie.
39:27All right.
39:27Take us a beer drink.
39:28You know what it is.
39:30I know what you did.
39:31You assumed everyone would have been to France.
39:33You're absolutely right.
39:34I thought that everyone would have been to France.
39:36And that shows my own privilege there.
39:37That's your privilege.
39:38Okay, my tearful confession.
39:40I was a big liar as a kid.
39:41Yeah, I loved to tell stories.
39:43I made up one story when I was a kid that I was at the playground
39:48and I'd befriended someone that had, like, the Benjamin Button syndrome
39:54and was prematurely aging.
39:56I have to exit.
39:57What?
39:58And I became their friend.
39:59I'm like, I don't know what was wrong with me.
40:01I was, like, a weird little four-year-old.
40:03So I lied about that, which is really bizarre.
40:05You lied about that at age four?
40:06Four?
40:07Four years ago.
40:07That was before Benjamin Button.
40:08They had a degenerative genetic disease.
40:11I think I probably saw a movie and then it got in reference.
40:14It was Jack.
40:14It was Jack.
40:14Exactly.
40:15Was it Jack?
40:16Jack.
40:16And then it was eating me up inside.
40:18I also lied about being chosen to play the mini harp at school in front of all of the children.
40:25All of my lies are so abstract and strange, like a Fellini film.
40:30Except for going to France, you couldn't lie.
40:32But for two years, these lies just nod at me and nod at me and nod at me.
40:37But we went to France for a vacation and we were at the circus.
40:41Okay.
40:42And we were sitting in a circus tent.
40:43Very French.
40:44Finally, I just started sobbing, like heave sobbing.
40:47And they're like, what is going on with her?
40:49Like, why is she being so weird?
40:51They take me out of the circus and I'm like,
40:53They're like, what are you talking about?
40:58And I confess to all of my lies, like any lie I'd ever.
41:02Wait, France brought out?
41:04I don't know what it was about like the strange traveling circus in France.
41:08I'm just like a very chronic overthinker.
41:11Yeah.
41:11You know what it probably did when I was a kid?
41:13It probably gave me an ulcer.
41:14Yeah.
41:15There she is.
41:16I was going to say, yeah.
41:17That is points to everyone except Hannah for having gone to France.
41:22Okay, next secret.
41:24Whose co-worker peed in their bed?
41:26I feel sad for the co-worker.
41:28Yeah.
41:29So it's Corinne.
41:30Get off of my back!
41:33So who do we think's like crazy girl, had like crazy girl phase?
41:37Or maybe it's still crazy girl, like party girl.
41:39You've all been crazy.
41:41Corinne's a crazy girly girl.
41:44Maybe like you worked at Cold Stone's Creamery and you were in college and you had a co-worker
41:51that was like, bitch, let's get fucked up.
41:53And you guys went and got fucked up.
41:55He's like, can I sleep in your place?
41:56Is that cool?
41:57You guys slept in the bed together because it's all good.
42:00And then you woke up and she peed in your bed.
42:02And that's what I think happened.
42:03After they woke up.
42:04I'm going to throw out an alternative theory.
42:11House party.
42:11Well, co-workers drink together.
42:13That's how they, it depends on the line of work that you do.
42:15There's like the nine to fivers where you're drinking at the holiday party.
42:18But then there's like, if you're in the service industry and like, you're getting turned together.
42:21Grant, have you ever peed not in a toilet?
42:23I mean, I've peed in probably more than 20 sinks in my life.
42:27Jesus Christ.
42:29More than 20 sinks in my life.
42:30Can I tell you something?
42:32I've peed in every pool I've ever been in.
42:34Oh, yeah.
42:34Wow.
42:35Caitlin, no.
42:36Why are you admitting that?
42:37Hot tubs.
42:38It can turn blue.
42:39That's not true.
42:40They tell you that.
42:41That's a fucking lie.
42:41They tell you that so that you don't pee in the pool.
42:43That's a lie, baby.
42:43That's a lie.
42:44No.
42:45I've ever been in, I've peed in.
42:46They accepted you.
42:47They accepted you.
42:48I get in a pool and immediately have to pee because I enjoy it so much.
42:51Or are you like, you guys will be back.
42:53But Caitlin, what about a hot tub?
42:54Did you answer that?
42:55I'm the pool piss queen.
42:56That's cool.
42:57Oh, man.
42:58Do not go swimming.
42:59I hope they, like, pause on you like this.
43:03Do not invite her to your small pool in your house.
43:06It's just in the beginning.
43:06It's in the beginning of the pool journey.
43:09I pee and then I kind of waft it around.
43:11Don't look at me like you have it.
43:13Everyone has peed in every pool they've ever been in.
43:15No, we never pee in a pool.
43:17But she's doing it in, like, a...
43:18That is insane.
43:19I peed in the ocean.
43:20I've never peed in a pool.
43:21So you get in a pool.
43:22You're in a pool.
43:23You're like, hold on, guys.
43:24I got to pee.
43:25Yes.
43:25You get up.
43:26You get up.
43:26Yes, Caitlin.
43:27Girls, come on.
43:28Yes, Caitlin.
43:29No, I'm sorry.
43:29Pools are not the ocean.
43:30You're supposed to get out.
43:32It feels weird.
43:33You're so far from the secret.
43:34No, no, no.
43:34That's crazy.
43:35That's crazy.
43:36Okay.
43:36Let's get our guesses in.
43:38Hannah, whose co-worker peed in their bed?
43:40I'm checking it's Caitlin because Caitlin's all, you know, trying to deflect.
43:43Do you pee in the shower?
43:44Yeah.
43:45I've guessed her twice.
43:45Nobody has, nobody has, nobody has, nobody has a single time to the shower.
43:48There is a filtration system in the pool.
43:51I think everyone needs to relax.
43:53I just, chlorine is worse for you than piss.
43:57That can't be true.
43:58It's Caitlin.
43:59Caitlin, who do you think?
44:00It's Corinne.
44:01Corinne, who do you think?
44:02I think it's Caitlin.
44:03Well, the person whose co-worker peed in their bed, please take a sip of their drink.
44:11Well, I don't have anything else.
44:12Oh, my God.
44:14How dare.
44:15I got it.
44:17I'm sure.
44:17Oh, my God.
44:18Wow.
44:19Yeah.
44:19Yes, girl.
44:20Do tell.
44:21I was, like, maybe, like, 24, and I was working in this call center for a very terrible company
44:26that exploited people and honestly stole their money.
44:29But we were all abused co-workers who had to get fucked up.
44:35And so we went out.
44:36We got, we got drunk.
44:38There was one co-worker that I vibed with a lot.
44:40And so I was, like, I'm going to invite him over.
44:43Mind you, at the time, I lived in an apartment that was a converted church.
44:48Really?
44:49That's so cool.
44:50That's very, that's very girls of you.
44:53That's very sex in the city of you.
44:55Totally.
44:55Um, but my bedroom was not really a bedroom and it didn't have a door, so I had curtains
45:01and, like, it was very tiny.
45:03Girl, were you sleeping in the confessional booth?
45:04I might have been, honestly.
45:06I might have been.
45:08And I was, like, okay, I think we're going to hook up.
45:11This is great.
45:12And he passes out immediately.
45:14And I was, like, okay, dope.
45:16So I go to sleep and I wake up and I feel, like, a little tug on my, on my sheets underneath
45:24me.
45:24And I'm, like, what the fuck is happening?
45:26And I turn around and this man is, like, slowly trying to pull the blankets from under
45:32me.
45:33He's just, like, oh, shit.
45:36And I'm, like, hey, what are you doing?
45:38He was, like, immediately, like, I peed in your bed.
45:42Please don't tell anybody I peed.
45:44I'm so sorry.
45:45I was, like, it is totally fine.
45:47I'm not going to tell anybody.
45:48Never.
45:49Never say anything.
45:50You're nice.
45:51That's so nice.
45:52But this is, that was the second time it happened.
45:54In college, a girlfriend of mine, like, a close friend of mine, we were watching Desperate
45:58Housewives.
45:58She went to sleep in my bed and I fell asleep.
46:02And then I woke up to the same thing.
46:04It was, like, cooking.
46:06And I was, like, what's the matter of your friend?
46:09Because you live to live the first time.
46:11Why do drunk people sleep in your bed?
46:13And he wasn't drunk, though.
46:15And your bed is too warm.
46:17My bed is just really...
46:18Drunk pee is probably so thick and, like, nutrient-rich.
46:20Thick.
46:21I can't imagine.
46:22Thick.
46:22Oh, man.
46:23Ew.
46:23Okay, I thought you were, like, a get-off on that.
46:26Like, think of, like, pee from a drunken night.
46:29Girl.
46:30That is, like, the...
46:31That's the most dense nutrient-rich.
46:33It's not thick.
46:33It's not thick.
46:34It's not pee.
46:36It's so liquid.
46:37Don't ever explain this as being a pee.
46:40You got to get your kidneys checked.
46:42This episode, I hope it feels to you at home like you're going to the worst sleepover.
46:49My pee is clear.
46:50I'll post it on social media for you.
46:52Piss everywhere.
46:53Have you ever gone out?
46:55All right.
46:55That is a point to Caitlin.
46:58It's closing time.
47:00Let's look at our final scores.
47:01We have Mamiya with six points.
47:04Hannah with one point.
47:06Oh, my crazy.
47:08Good job.
47:10Thanks, girl.
47:11Thanks, dude.
47:12With four points.
47:14And Caitlin with seven points.
47:16What?
47:17How did that happen?
47:18Which means today's winner is Caitlin.
47:23Grant, tell her what she's won.
47:25Lily, Caitlin has won a dirty laundry apron.
47:27Wow, I've never had one of those before.
47:32Get this girl a job as a child actor.
47:35That's it for Dirty Laundry.
47:36I've been your host, Lily-Doo.
47:38Here's how big you become a regular.
47:41Good night.
47:46We aren't the only ones with wild stories.
47:48This one comes to us from Caitlin, who writes,
47:51On my 16th birthday, I went to the DMV to get my learner's permit.
47:55After handing over all the necessary documents,
47:58the worker at the desk tells my mom and me that there's something wrong.
48:02Somehow, in their system, I had been marked as deceased.
48:05We were never told exactly how this happened or who was responsible for this mistake.
48:10But then came the process of proving to the U.S. government that I was still alive.
48:16I shit you not, this process is called resurrection,
48:19and it took six months of submitting more and more documentation.
48:23After proving that I hadn't died, I finally got my learner's permit.
48:29Well, if it requires that much proof, I'd rather just stay dead.
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