Home and Away 8585 25th September 2025

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00:00Closer each day, I'm in no way

00:06Hey John, um, we need to talk.

00:11I read Cashew's vows.

00:13You don't.

00:13No, no, no, you need to listen, okay?

00:15They are bad.

00:16They are really, really bad.

00:18E is for eternity.

00:20Yeah.

00:21D is for diamond.

00:22Please stop, it's even worse when I hear it out loud.

00:25Well at least they're interesting.

00:26This, this is the kind of poem you write for your teacher in primary school.

00:30Yeah, but who's to say they're not good enough?

00:32His future bride.

00:32You're going to be a dad.

00:38We cannot make today about us, this is Cashew's needance day.

00:40Yeah, we just don't tell anyone.

00:42No one.

00:42For now.

00:44Get in the car.

00:44Oh, okay, we sort of discussed this, didn't we?

00:46We said no parties.

00:47No, you said you didn't want an extravagant party.

00:49Okay, so what exactly did we get?

00:51Your plan B.

00:52Well, this is impressive.

00:53Margarita?

00:54Oh, yes, please.

00:55Promise me that I don't have to make a speech.

00:56No speeches, no expectations.

00:57Oh, good, because writing my vows took enough brain power for a lifetime.

01:07I was looking forward to an underground whiskey bar in the city like the old days.

01:11I know, but you're all loved up now.

01:13Your days of pretending to be a player are long gone.

01:16Oh, I'm coupled up, but it wouldn't stop me from wingmanning my sad, sorry, lonely best buddy, would it?

01:20The day I need you to be my wingman is the day I'm going to hang on my spurs.

01:23All right, cowboy.

01:25Boys, boys, boys, ready for the big party?

01:28Yeah, so excited.

01:29Oh, come on.

01:31I'd be said that's what Eden and Cash wanted.

01:33Yeah, we're heading there now if you guys want a lift.

01:34Yeah, I've just got to go to Seoul and grab something and drink.

01:36Remy, we have enough alcohol.

01:38Yeah, but I was going to take it easy and drink.

01:40Oh, I've got non-alcoholic.

01:41Oh, wow, that's going to be the most fun bucks, hens thing in the world.

01:44Okay, stop, Hugh.

01:45Stop prejudging.

01:47Okay, fine.

01:48But if it turns into one of those boring barbecues, promise me one of you two will be the stripper.

01:53Looks like it's Mac.

01:55All right, I'm going to pick up Dana.

01:56You're good for a lift.

01:57I'll see you later.

01:58Bye.

02:00Could I get the alcohol over to the cocktail bars and the fruit into the kitchen?

02:04Okay.

02:06How do we pull this off in such short notice?

02:08Because we are smart, resourceful, and knowing the owner of a restaurant can't hurt.

02:12Cheers to that.

02:13Cheers.

02:14You know what?

02:14It kind of sucks that I can't do it with the games that I play.

02:17I don't see why we can't.

02:18Oh, oh, you want to play pin the tail on the donkey?

02:20Cheers.

02:21Sounds tame enough.

02:22Yeah, except the donkey is a Photoshop picture of Cash, and we're not exactly pinning a tail

02:26on it.

02:26You still want to play?

02:27Let's play.

02:28No, no, I'm good.

02:36Hey, are you sure that this isn't true tame?

02:39I told you, and love it.

02:41Okay, good, because you're not allowed to have a care in the world tonight.

02:44They're here!

02:45Here we go.

02:46Oh, champagne!

02:48Oh, this is a great setup.

02:53Yeah.

02:53It's good, eh?

02:54This is so much better than some expensive bar in the city, right?

02:56Yeah, come on.

02:58Is it Z drinking for both of you two?

03:00No, I am more than happy sorting out the music and never finding out what a hangover feels

03:03like.

03:04The key to sorting out a hangover is pacing yourself to begin with.

03:07I will quote you on that in the morning.

03:08Where's he better off?

03:09Mate, how many of you had the truth?

03:11Maybe you ended things ages?

03:12Sunny.

03:12I'm talking about Sunny, mate.

03:13Ha ha.

03:13Oh, you'll be here soon, right?

03:16Ha ha ha.

03:16So are you sure doing the box and the hens together is a good idea?

03:20Oh, it's always the hens that gets out of control in the end.

03:23Mm-hmm.

03:23Oh.

03:24You and Mike have done an amazing job, especially in her condition.

03:27Hey, keep your voice clean.

03:29Relax.

03:29It's only close friends coming.

03:30Everyone understand your situation?

03:32What is going on?

03:39Look, I'm not opposed to you, no way.

03:41We're just skipping under wraps for now, okay?

03:43Okay, well, you could have told us that the other day.

03:45Sorry?

03:46You told us about the implantation, remember?

03:48The implantation, yes.

03:50I did tell you about that.

03:51Wait.

03:53Did it work?

03:53Is Mac pregnant?

03:57Don't keep me in suspense.

03:59Yes, she's pregnant.

04:00Yes.

04:01How is that for you?

04:03You both deserve this.

04:04Why didn't you just say that?

04:06Because this is your day, and I didn't want to have a shadow of the wedding star.

04:09I see if I care about that.

04:10Just keep it under wraps.

04:11Yes.

04:11Yes, of course.

04:13Can you tell me the last time in our family had so much to celebrate?

04:21Whoa, how stunning does my sister look?

04:23Yeah, when I saw that outfit, I wondered how I got so lucky.

04:26Then I looked in the mirror, and it all became clear.

04:28You two must be happy it's a joint party now.

04:31Absolutely.

04:32I love celebrating with my handsome boyfriend.

04:34Yeah, I hate to break it to you, though.

04:35It's going to be lamer than a year seven disco.

04:37The last Bucks that I attended, the cops came after we all stripped off.

04:41I've grown as a person since then, though.

04:43Yeah, have you?

04:43Yeah.

04:44Hey.

04:45Don't you have to rush home and get changed for the party?

04:47Oh, I'm not going anymore.

04:48I'm on call at the hospital.

04:49You're back at work?

04:50Yeah.

04:51Yeah, well, I fully recovered, so...

04:52Oh, I just didn't realise.

04:53How are you feeling about it?

04:55I'm ready.

04:55It would have been nice if admin had done something to change security, but it is what it is.

05:00Well, at least I won't be the only one missing out on the fun.

05:02You might still have time to get a babysitter.

05:04Yeah, dump the kid.

05:06In the nicest possible way.

05:07Well, you can come hang at my place.

05:09I might not even get called into the hospital.

05:12We can be social outcasts together.

05:13Hey.

05:15I've forgotten how much I like whiskey.

05:21That's a daiquiri.

05:22It's stronger than it looks.

05:23You're carrying him home, not me.

05:25I reckon I made a good call on who my best man is.

05:28Field was pretty narrow for me for blokes to pick from.

05:31Cheers.

05:32Cheers.

05:33Cheers.

05:34Hey.

05:35Are we talking about wedding stuff?

05:37You are so beautiful.

05:39Have you guys seen her?

05:40Oh, my God.

05:41By the way, babe, I've got a great idea.

05:42I'm going to put a whiskey bar in the house.

05:43How is he half cut already?

05:45Oh, don't worry.

05:45I'll keep an eye on him.

05:46I think you're failing at that.

05:47Relax, guys.

05:47What do you want to talk about, babe?

05:48It can wait.

05:50So my sister knows about the pregnancy.

05:51What?

05:53You're a thing?

05:54Yeah.

05:54And you couldn't trust Molly with that information?

05:56Oh, no.

05:56My other sister.

05:58I told her.

06:00But we had a pact.

06:01Yeah, I know.

06:01But I had a brain face.

06:03To be honest, I really wanted her to know.

06:05Honestly, you and your brain face.

06:07Do you know how much I have been dying, dying, to tell Tarnan?

06:11Tarnan, honestly.

06:12Yeah.

06:12It would be unfair to keep it from Abby.

06:14God, we are so good at keeping secrets.

06:16Okay, listen.

06:17You can tell Abby, but you need to tell her discreetly.

06:20Discreetly?

06:20That is mad Abby.

06:24Ab.

06:26Hey.

06:27Um, so...

06:29I was pregnant.

06:29Yeah.

06:31Oh.

06:32Shit.

06:33Shit.

06:34Shit.

06:35Shit.

06:36Shit.

06:36You're not much of a baby person, are you?

06:40Sorry.

06:41No, Archie is gorgeous, but yeah, babies just aren't really my thing.

06:46You must have to deal with them at work a lot.

06:48Yeah.

06:48Sure.

06:49But, you know, that's work.

06:51This is different.

06:53Yeah, that's fair enough.

06:55I wasn't much of a baby person either.

06:57Was I?

06:58No.

07:00Hmm?

07:02Everything okay?

07:03Yeah.

07:04Yeah, yeah, I've just been called into the hospital.

07:07Are you okay with that?

07:09I'm overthinking it.

07:10I'll be fine.

07:11Anyone would be nervous.

07:13Is it that obvious?

07:14I don't want to tell you what to do, but if you're not ready, you shouldn't force it.

07:18Yeah, but I can't keep avoiding this forever.

07:20Would it help if I came with you?

07:21No, no, you don't have to do that.

07:23Well, you shouldn't have to do it alone.

07:25I didn't have a big night planned anyway.

07:27I can just drop back to you off at Maze.

07:41Oh, wow.

07:42I've been to a while for bingo nights.

07:44Oh, be nice.

07:45There's food, there's drinks.

07:46A girlfriend took 45 minutes getting ready.

07:48You look great.

07:49Also, no one's going to tell you to be quiet up here.

07:50It might be sunny heaven.

07:52You know me, huh?

07:52Hey, it's, what time do you call this?

07:56Hey, what's up?

07:58I just needed a minute.

07:59Yeah?

07:59Yeah.

08:00Big day's coming up.

08:01Yep, yep.

08:02All right, I know you.

08:03What's going on?

08:04Nothing.

08:05Nothing, really.

08:06Really?

08:08John's E's off, right?

08:09Yep, yep.

08:09Got a dress?

08:11Thanks, Tony, bye.

08:12Ceremony's sorted?

08:13Almost.

08:13All right, that's it.

08:14What does that mean?

08:15What's left to do?

08:17Bows.

08:18What, his or yours?

08:19I haven't done mine yet, but Remy, his?

08:21I mean, seriously, the bar is so low.

08:23I can't go wrong.

08:35If this is too soon, it's not your fault.

08:37No, I'm okay.

08:39I don't want to let my colleagues down, not when they're a doctor short.

08:42Your bosses have to understand if they're asking too much of you.

08:44I don't want to let my people down, not when they're a doctorate.

08:46Not verywin't.

08:49No, I don't want to let my colleagues down and not just go to locked down.

08:51Those who are like, you know, what about my favorite bar?

08:53No, they're good.

08:54So, they're not.

08:55illah, no.

08:58So, they're good.

08:59I'm not gonna have to know.

09:01Be proud of you, New York.

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12:13It's not just our friends. I mean, Mum and Dad are going to be there too.

12:18No one's going to think any worse of Cash for saying those vows.

12:21I mean, I will, but no one else will.

12:22Okay, can you please just help me here, alright?

12:25It's not just about Cash humiliating himself, okay?

12:27Those vows are going to be a part of our marriage story forever.

12:30Does it matter? The guy's crazy in love with you.

12:32I have to say something.

12:33Hey, you know what the straight 180 boring cop everyone thinks you are, you know?

12:37Is now the best, Tom?

12:38I'm not, and you know what? My loser radar used to go out and about you,

12:41but now I think you're a legend.

12:43You guys should kiss.

12:45Hey, baby, you look so beautiful. It's enough, did I tell you?

12:47Thank you, thank you, but, um,

12:49maybe you should lay off the public declarations to get better at them.

12:52Why? Well, I think you're betrothed as a...

12:54Okay, Sunny, zip it.

12:56Is something wrong, darling?

12:58I just don't think that we should have personalised vows anymore.

13:02Why not? I mean, I worked really hard on them. My vows, my vows are beautiful.

13:05They're beautiful, babe. They suck.

13:08What? How do you know they suck?

13:10It's not important.

13:12Okay, all right. Well, I've thought of a brand new vow.

13:15W, for why'd you go through my things?

13:18You set me up.

13:20I planted fake vows after a tip off from John.

13:22Are you kidding me?

13:24Huh?

13:34Um, so explain to me, why were you so keen to sneak out of that party?

13:43To have our own private party.

13:45Right, and is that why you, uh, stole an expensive bottle of champagne?

13:49Well, it's not really stealing if it's going to a loving home.

13:52I think that is still stealing.

13:53Are you complaining?

13:54No, no, of course not, never.

13:56So, um, what did you have in mind for our little soiree?

13:59Well, I was thinking, uh, perhaps we could play a little bit of Scrabble.

14:04I thought you were more a Pictionary guy.

14:06Oh, you just know me too well.

14:08Yeah, I do.

14:13Oh.

14:15Ignore it.

14:16I can't.

14:18Harper says, looks like heaps of fun.

14:21I feel bad.

14:23Yeah, how, why do you feel bad?

14:26Subtext.

14:27Do you not understand women at all?

14:29Yeah, of course.

14:30Yeah, women are like men, but they smell better and they can never have enough soft furnishings.

14:34Do you think that the party was kind of winding down when we left?

14:37I guess.

14:38So, theoretically, uh, Tana would be home and he could take care of Archie if I invited Harper over to have some champagne with him?

14:44It wasn't exactly the private soiree.

14:46I was open to her.

14:47I know, I know.

14:48And it would be over soon and then she wouldn't miss out entirely and are you the perfect boyfriend or not.

15:00Are you and fiancé played me?

15:01Well, you kind of deserved it.

15:02Thank you for the sympathy.

15:03Ah, didn't you once wear an engagement ring for a whole day to make him think he'd drunkenly proposed?

15:07That was hilarious for a little bit. This sucked from the get-go, okay?

15:11Oh, feeling him off the couch is going to be a two-man job.

15:14Okay, let's get him home.

15:15Oh, sorry.

15:16Is there anything I can do before we go?

15:18No, not a thing.

15:19Did you have fun?

15:20I did.

15:22I am so happy for you both.

15:24So you said.

15:25Very sweet of you, thank you.

15:26There is a taxi waiting outside.

15:30Okay, we are off.

15:32Love you.

15:33One arm each.

15:34Was it perfect or was it perfect?

15:35You are the best.

15:36Thank you so much for listening to what we wanted.

15:38What's going on?

15:39Time to go home.

15:40I am home.

15:41Nah, mate.

15:42Come on.

15:43Get him some water before bed, yeah?

15:44Yep, just getting him to bed will be the miracle.

15:45Good luck with that.

15:46Night, Cashy.

15:47No, no, Mac.

15:48Night, and congratulations.

15:49Are you getting married, Mac?

15:51No.

15:52No, no, just you, just you.

15:53Come on.

15:54Unless your real bowels aren't any good.

15:56Bye.

15:57What do you think Tana meant by the congratulations?

16:00Shh.

16:01I will tell you about that later.

16:02So you know.

16:03Hang on.

16:04Do you know?

16:05You both know.

16:06So does Eden.

16:07And Tana, obviously.

16:08Am I the only one that can actually keep a secret?

16:10How come you didn't tell me?

16:12We decided to tell those that we love and care about.

16:15Yes, but it's not common knowledge yet.

16:16So please, please, keep your mouths shut.

16:19No one argues with the pregnant lady.

16:22I wasn't going to.

16:29You got an adult?

16:30Yeah, you're good.

16:31All right, you got it?

16:32Whoa, okay.

16:33You good?

16:34Whoa, someone really went for it.

16:35Oh, Harper, you were so missed.

16:37How'd you go on with Archie?

16:39Yeah, good.

16:40He's asleep in my room.

16:41Oh, is he sleeping?

16:42We're going to be nice and quiet.

16:44Oh, you're doing a really good job of that.

16:47Bedtime.

16:48Yep.

16:49You are the best, best man.

16:50Here you go to sleep.

16:51Go on.

16:52Here we go.

16:53You don't seem drunk.

16:55No, I was too busy taking care of him.

16:57Clearly had a few.

16:58In that case, do you mind watching Archie?

17:00Dana invited me over for a late night drink.

17:02Yeah, happy to.

17:04I shouldn't be long.

17:05I'll take your time.

17:06Okay, let's get these clothes off.

17:08Oh, don't threaten me with a good time.

17:10Okay, if you think we're getting lucky tonight,

17:12you can think again, okay?

17:14Oh, because of the vows?

17:16Yes.

17:17You made me look like an idiot.

17:19I is for idiot.

17:21Too soon.

17:22No, no, I'm sorry.

17:23Listen, listen, please.

17:24My real vows are different.

17:26I want everybody to know how much I love you.

17:29And I want everybody to know that I want to spend

17:31the rest of my life with you.

17:33Yeah, I shouldn't know anything like your real vows.

17:36Mm-hmm.

17:37Forgive me.

17:42Forgiven.

17:44One more thing.

17:45Mm-hmm.

17:49Okay.

17:50Come here.

17:51Over here.

17:52Over here.

17:53Over here.

17:54Okay.

17:55Mm-hmm.

17:56Mm-hmm.

17:57Oh.

17:58Mm-hmm.

17:59You can't out-seduce me.

18:00No?

18:01No.

18:02Oh.

18:03No.

18:04You know why?

18:05Mm-hmm.

18:06Because I have moves.

18:07Upon moves.

18:08Okay.

18:09Where did you get your confidence from?

18:11Born with the baby.

18:12Mm.

18:13Well, I don't have to do anything to seduce you.

18:15Not in our outfit, you don't?

18:16Not in any outfit.

18:17I just have to do this.

18:19And this.

18:20Yeah, you're right.

18:23And then you're an amateur convincing me.

18:26Amateur?

18:27Mm-hmm.

18:28Okay.

18:29All right.

18:30Let me show you something.

18:31Oh, no.

18:32Something's happening.

18:33Something's happening.

18:34Okay.

18:35Sit down.

18:36All right.

18:37I saw this in a movie once.

18:38Mm-hmm.

18:39Ready?

18:40Okay.

18:47I'm sorry, what movie was this?

18:48You didn't recognize it?

18:49Uh-uh.

18:50No?

18:51What about this one?

18:52No.

18:53Is it Secret Life of Pets?

18:54Is that not doing nothing for you?

18:56Oh, he's making me laugh.

18:57No?

18:58Okay.

18:59Well, I think you need a little bit more to drink.

19:05Oh!

19:06Oh!

19:11Girl.

19:19Shouldn't you, uh, be at the party?

19:29Yeah, I should be.

19:30Uh-huh.

19:31But cash got a little carried away, literally.

19:36Right.

19:37Yeah.

19:38Right.

19:40Well, I'm just avoiding hospital canteen food.

19:42Ah.

19:43Didn't realize you were back at work.

19:45Is that why you missed the party?

19:46Uh-huh.

19:48Yeah, it's actually my first shift back since the attack.

19:51How's it going?

19:53Dealing with it.

19:56I heard about the record label, by the way.

19:58Congratulations.

19:59Huh.

20:00Thanks.

20:01Should keep me busy.

20:03Well, my break's not that long, so...

20:05Yeah, yeah.

20:06Get out of here.

20:07Guess I'll see you at the wedding.

20:10Uh, unfortunately, I won't be going.

20:14But have fun.

20:16Night.

20:19Bye, Brie.

20:25Brie.

20:26Hi.

20:27I want you to come and examine Harper's eye.

20:28Harper's eye?

20:29You know, it's not good, and she's in a lot of pain,

20:30and she's not letting me anywhere near it.

20:32Wait, wait.

20:33What happened to Harper's eye?

20:34I can't believe I'm saying this.

20:35She got champagne corp in it.

20:38Right.

20:39I'm so sorry.

20:40I just, I didn't see you coming.

20:41The timing...

20:42You don't have to keep apologizing.

20:43Hey, Harper, I hear you're in a lot of pain.

20:45Do you mind if I take a look?

20:46Please tell me it's not as bad as it feels.

21:05Can you just let me know what is going on?

21:06Hey.

21:07Hey, babe.

21:08Where have you been?

21:09I'm fine.

21:10You alright?

21:11I'm fine, yeah.

21:12Hey, hey.

21:13What is going on?

21:14I went to his house.

21:15The guy who might have killed my mum.

21:16I know you want this guy held accountable,

21:17but you just need to think if this is the best way to go about things.

21:19No, no, no.

21:20You don't get to tell me what you think.

21:21Getting justice for my mum is all that matters.

21:23I know.

21:24I'm sorry if I worried you.

21:26See you later.

21:27Councillor Wendell.

21:28I'm going to drop the act.

21:29So you talk to me,

21:30or I'm talking to the media.

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