🤣 Your Objects Are Talking Behind Your Back! 📱☂️🍞 Doodles Roast

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00:00You ever notice how your fridge acts like it owns the house?

00:03Every time you open it, it blasts that cold air in your face like,

00:07Oh, sorry, did you pay the electricity bill?

00:10No? Then get out!

00:12And the fridge light?

00:14Oh, that's pure attitude!

00:16It's like it's saying,

00:17Here, let me spotlight the shameful yogurt you bought six months ago and never ate!

00:22And don't even get me started on the microwave!

00:25That thing is dramatic!

00:26You press one button, and it's already spinning like it's performing Swan Lake!

00:31Then it beeps at you like,

00:32Hey, your food is ready!

00:34Hey, it's getting cold!

00:35Hey, I'm lonely!

00:37Like, calm down, buddy, I just went to grab a fork!

00:41Meanwhile, the toaster is sitting there like the ultimate daredevil!

00:44You put bread in, and it's basically saying,

00:46Place your bets, people!

00:48Will I lightly toast this bread?

00:50Or turn it into volcanic ash?

00:53And then, it launches your breakfast into the air!

00:56Like it's competing in the bread Olympics!

00:58Let's talk about chairs!

01:00Chairs are smug!

01:02They know you need them,

01:03So they creak dramatically every time you sit like,

01:06Ugh, really?

01:07Again?

01:08You couldn't stand for five minutes?

01:10And if it's a wooden chair,

01:12It doesn't even try to be comfortable!

01:14It's like sitting on a medieval torture device that's quietly judging your posture!

01:20And shoes?

01:21Oh, shoes are two-faced!

01:23They smile at you in the store!

01:25Like,

01:26Oh yes, we are so stylish!

01:28We are so comfy!

01:30We are the shoes for you!

01:32Then, three hours into wearing them,

01:35They're like,

01:36Surprise!

01:37We're actually razor blades wrapped in leather!

01:39Good luck walking, sucker!

01:42Now, socks!

01:43Socks are straight-up criminals!

01:45You buy them in pairs!

01:46You wash them in pairs!

01:47But somehow,

01:49One always escapes!

01:51Where do they go?

01:52Nobody knows!

01:54Probably living their best life somewhere under the dryer,

01:57Sipping margaritas,

01:58And laughing at you while you pair a striped sock with a polka-dotted one,

02:02Like a desperate clown!

02:04And laptops?

02:05Laptops act like they're geniuses,

02:08But they're petty little divas!

02:10You ask them to run one program,

02:12And they're fine!

02:13You open three tabs,

02:14And suddenly,

02:16They're panting like they just ran a marathon!

02:19Oh my god!

02:21Google Docs,

02:21And YouTube?

02:23I can't!

02:24I literally cannot!

02:26Calm down!

02:27You're not saving the world!

02:28You're just loading cat videos!

02:30Phones are even worse!

02:32Phones are manipulative!

02:33They're like,

02:34Your battery is at 1%!

02:36You're gonna die!

02:38Plug me in now!

02:39You panic!

02:40You scramble!

02:41You plug it in!

02:42And then suddenly,

02:43It jumps to 14%!

02:45Oh wow!

02:46So you were lying to me this whole time?

02:50Gaslighting in my pocket!

02:51And don't even get me started on alarms!

02:54Alarms are actual demons!

02:57They don't care about your dreams,

02:59Your hopes,

03:00Or the fact that you finally fell asleep at 3am,

03:03They just scream like a banshee!

03:05Wake up or else!

03:07And then,

03:09You hit snooze!

03:10And it's like,

03:11Fine!

03:12I'll let you think you're in control!

03:14But I'll be back!

03:16Stronger!

03:16Louder!

03:17Angrier!

03:18Now let's talk about couches!

03:20Couches are sneaky!

03:22They lure you in with,

03:24Just sit for a minute!

03:25And the next thing you know,

03:27You've been there for 6 hours!

03:29Binge watching some show you don't even like!

03:31Eating crumbs,

03:32That will live in those cushions forever!

03:34And when you finally stand up,

03:38The couch holds onto your body print,

03:40Like it's saying,

03:41Yeah!

03:41I own you now!

03:43Oh!

03:44And let's not forget,

03:45Pens!

03:46Pens are pathological liars!

03:49They work perfectly on your hand,

03:51When you doodle something stupid,

03:53But the second you need them,

03:54To sign something important,

03:56They're like,

03:57Ink?

03:59Never heard of her!

04:00And then,

04:02They roll away,

04:03Dramatically off the desk,

04:05Like they're starring in an action movie,

04:07And umbrellas,

04:09Ugh!

04:10Umbrellas are backstabbers,

04:12They pretend,

04:13They're gonna protect you,

04:14But the second,

04:16The wind picks up,

04:17They fold inside out,

04:18Like they've just surrendered,

04:20Like,

04:21Thanks a lot umbrella,

04:22Glad you joined the other team,

04:24Hope you're happy,

04:25Now that I look like Mary Poppins,

04:27In a fist fight,

04:29And finally,

04:30Vacuums,

04:32Vacuums are drama queens,

04:34They roar like a jet engine,

04:36Sucking up everything in sight,

04:38Crumbs,

04:38Dust,

04:39That one Lego you swore you needed,

04:42But,

04:42The second you actually point them,

04:44At something important,

04:46Like a chunk of cereal,

04:47Suddenly they're weak,

04:49Oh no,

04:49Too heavy,

04:50Can't do it,

04:51Really?

04:52You inhaled a shoelace 10 seconds ago,

04:54But a cheerio is too much,

04:56Pathetic,

04:57So yeah,

04:59Objects are dramatic,

05:00Selfish,

05:01Manipulative,

05:02And honestly,

05:03If they could talk,

05:04They'd be the worst reality show cast in history,

05:07But hey,

05:08At least they make us laugh,

05:10While they ruin our lives,

05:11I'm so boring,

05:18Oh,

05:19affecting the world,

05:29Oh,

05:29Iの patented the world,

05:30Oh,

05:31Oh,

05:32Oh,

05:33Oh,

05:34No,

05:35Oh,

05:36Oh,

05:37Oh,

05:39Oh,

05:41Oh,

05:42Oh,

05:43Uhm,

05:44Hephie's talking about this,

05:47Hmm,

05:48Let's go.

06:18Come on!

06:30Hey!

06:40Hey!

06:48Hey!

06:50Hey!

06:57Hey!

07:01Hey!

07:08Hey!

07:12Hi!

07:15Hi!

07:20Hi!

07:23Hi!

07:25Hi!

07:29Hi!

07:31Hi!

07:36Hi!

07:41Oh, yeah!

08:11I knew!

08:18Nice color!

08:23A little bean key!

08:26Wow, it's a magic!

08:33Get your boot up!

08:53Oh, oh, you!

08:57Ah!

09:01Ah!

09:07Ah!

09:09Put a little bean key to the eel!

09:15Ah!

09:31Ah!

09:33Ah!

09:37Ah!

09:43Yum, yum! You are the food!

09:50It's a gym, bitch!

10:00It's all ready!

10:03Do that!

10:06Twinkly!

10:07Oh, no!

10:10Oh, wow!

10:13Oh, why?

10:25Hmm, hello!

10:31Hmm, and, uh...

10:35Ooh!

10:37Hello!

10:38Hmm, hello!

10:40Hmm, hello!

10:42We will..we will..we will rock you!

10:49Hmm..who do you need pen?

10:52Hmmmm..

10:53Hmmmm..

10:54Hmmmm..

10:55Hmmmm..

10:57Hmmmm..

10:58Hmmmm..

10:59Ugh!

11:00Heyyy, okayy!

11:05Yey-haw!

11:06Kaya!

11:07Yes!

11:08Haiku!

11:09One more!

11:12Stop!

11:13Oh!

11:14What the?

11:15What?

11:16Oh!

11:18Oh!

11:20Oh!

11:22Oh!

11:25Oh!

11:27Oh!

11:28Oh!

11:32Oh!

11:34Oh!

11:36Yeah!

11:37Doodly, Clockly, Tickly!

11:41Let's check it.

12:02One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

12:11One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

12:41One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

13:11One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

13:41One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, nine.

13:46And after, red right hand take two.

14:01Do the stoolie.

14:16Oh

14:46To be continued...

15:16Whoa, whoa, oh, whoa.

15:21Whoa, whoa, whoa.

15:34Ah.

15:35Whoa, whoa.

15:40OK.

15:42Oh, a little bit more.

15:44Can you give it to me please?

15:51I am the boss swinging me!

16:15Can you give it to me?

16:25I am the boss!

16:31I am the boss!

16:35I am the boss!

16:45I am the boss!

16:51I am the boss!

17:07I am the boss!

17:11I am the boss!

17:21I am the boss!

17:27I am the boss!

17:43I am the boss!

17:47I am the boss!

17:58I am the boss!

18:04Oh, my love, my queen.

18:20Oh, my love, my queen.

18:30Oh, my love, my ain't my love.

18:37Oh, my love.

18:43Oh, my love, my girl.

18:48Oh, my little girl.

18:52Oh, my little girl.

18:54Ha!

18:55Ha!

18:56Ha!

18:57Fire beat my ball!

18:59I don't need your channel!

19:01Ha!

19:02Ha!

19:03Ha!

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19:11Ha!

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19:16Ha!

19:17Ha!

19:18Ha!

19:19Ha!

19:20Ha!

19:21Ha!

19:22Ha!

19:23Ha!

19:24Ha!

19:25Chocolate!

19:26Ha!

19:27Ha!

19:28You look great!

19:29Thank you so much!

19:31Ha!

19:32Oh!

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