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00:00Alright, welcome to the most scientifically accurate documentary ever created.
00:05And by scientifically accurate, I mean I made it all up five minutes ago while eating a
00:10suspiciously crunchy cookie.
00:11But hey, if it sounds confident, it's basically true.
00:15Let's begin with toothbrushes.
00:17Did you know toothbrushes weren't invented for teeth?
00:20No, no, no.
00:21They were invented as tiny hairbrushes for hamsters.
00:24People only started using them on teeth after one medieval knight lost his helmet in a soup
00:28and accidentally brushed his molars instead of his hamster.
00:32And mint flavor?
00:34That wasn't to freshen breath.
00:35It was to trick hamsters into thinking they were eating grass.
00:38Now speaking of grass, here's a fact.
00:41Lawns were created as early warning systems.
00:45Back in ancient times, kings kept huge patches of grass outside castles.
00:50So if an enemy army tried to sneak in, they'd step on the grass, release the pollen,
00:54and everyone inside would start sneezing violently.
00:57Basically, grass was medieval burglar alarms.
01:01And if you've ever wondered about chairs, yeah, they weren't made for sitting.
01:06Chairs were first designed as trophy stands for cats.
01:10People built them so cats could climb on top, sit like tiny furry emperors, and stare at humans
01:16with judgment.
01:17Only later did humans get jealous and decide, maybe I'll try sitting too.
01:22That's why cats still get mad when you sit down.
01:25You're stealing their throne, moving on to spoons.
01:29Fun fact, spoons were originally maps.
01:31Yeah, people would stare at the reflection in a spoon to figure out where they were.
01:36Ancient explorers said things like,
01:38Ah, yes, the upside-down reflection means we're in the land of soup.
01:42And the fork?
01:43That wasn't for eating.
01:45The fork was invented as a medieval musical instrument, the pointy harp.
01:49Very painful to play, but it gave you excellent finger calluses.
01:52Now let's talk about laptops.
01:55Everyone thinks laptops are modern, but no.
01:57They were invented centuries ago as portable bird tables.
02:01The keyboard was for pigeons to peck, sending secret messages in Morse code.
02:06And the touchpad?
02:07That's just a really bad attempt at a birdbath.
02:10Even today, if you leave breadcrumbs on your laptop, a pigeon might log into your emails.
02:16Here's one about bananas.
02:18Bananas are not fruit.
02:20Bananas are actually government-issued mood stabilizers.
02:24Think about it.
02:25You never see someone angry while eating a banana.
02:28You can't scream at traffic with a mouth full of mushy banana.
02:31It's impossible.
02:32And those little brown spots?
02:34That's not ripening.
02:36That's the banana's Wi-Fi signal strength.
02:38Meanwhile, refrigerators weren't for keeping food cold.
02:42They were designed as luxury apartments for ghosts.
02:44Every time you open the fridge at night and feel that chill, it's because a ghost just paid rent.
02:51And yes, that mysterious container of leftovers you forgot about?
02:55That's the ghost's mini-fridge inside your fridge.
02:58Let's not forget shoes.
03:00Shoes were first created as tiny prisons for rebellious toes.
03:05Toes used to wander off in the middle of the night, starting tiny revolutions.
03:09So humans invented shoes as maximum security facilities.
03:13Laces?
03:14That's barbed wire.
03:15Velcro?
03:16That's solitary confinement.
03:18Flip-flops?
03:19Well, those are parole.
03:20Moving swiftly to microwaves.
03:23Most people think they cook with radiation.
03:25Nope.
03:26Microwaves work because there's a tiny wizard inside each one, screaming spells at your food at high speed.
03:33The ding?
03:34That's the wizard collapsing from exhaustion.
03:36And popcorn?
03:37That's the wizard's favorite entertainment.
03:40Tiny fireworks shows for their lunch break.
03:42Now, pencils.
03:44Did you know pencils contain tiny tracking devices?
03:48That's why teachers always said, use a pencil.
03:51Because they were secretly monitoring student handwriting like spies.
03:55Erasers weren't for fixing mistakes, either.
03:58They were invented so people could gently massage their pencils when they got stressed.
04:02That's why erasers always disappear.
04:04The pencil union steals them back.
04:07Light bulbs.
04:08Forget Edison.
04:09Light bulbs were invented by moths.
04:11Moths desperately wanted humans to create giant nightclubs for them, so they whispered the design into Edison's ear while he was asleep.
04:19That's why moths still crash light bulb parties today.
04:22They're just reclaiming their legacy.
04:24Now, for a juicy one, coffee.
04:27Coffee wasn't discovered from beans.
04:29Nope.
04:29It came from angry goats.
04:32Shepherds noticed goats bouncing around like caffeinated pogo sticks, so they said,
04:37Hey, let's drink whatever that goat just ate.
04:40An espresso?
04:40That's just coffee on steroids.
04:42Fun fact.
04:43Fun fact.
04:44The first espresso machine was powered by 37 hamsters running in a wheel.
04:48Water bottles are actually time machines.
04:51Ever notice how water that's been sitting in a bottle too long suddenly tastes like 1997?
04:56Yeah.
04:57That's because plastic bends space-time just enough to send your taste buds into the past.
05:03Scientists still don't understand why bottles crunch so loudly, though.
05:06The leading theory?
05:08It's the bottle screaming for freedom.
05:10Meanwhile, stairs were invented as punishment.
05:13Before stairs, everything was ramps and slides.
05:17Then someone said,
05:18You know what?
05:19Fun is illegal now.
05:21Let's make people suffer on these awkward triangles.
05:24That's why escalators exist today.
05:26They're basically stairs apologizing for centuries of pain.
05:30Let's jump to umbrellas.
05:32Umbrellas weren't for rain.
05:34They were originally Wi-Fi antennas for pigeons.
05:37Open one, and you'd connect to the nearest bird network.
05:41That's why umbrellas always flip inside-out during storms.
05:44It's pigeons rebooting the system.
05:47Pizza boxes weren't packaging either.
05:49They were early board games.
05:51You'd open the box, take out the pizza,
05:53and then stare at the grease stains to predict your future.
05:56Pepperoni stains meant good luck.
05:58Pineapple stains meant chaos.
06:00Headphones were invented because people wanted to keep their ears warm,
06:03but earmuffs were too quiet.
06:06So someone shoved a radio inside two earmuffs and said,
06:09Problem solved.
06:10Noise-canceling headphones?
06:11Those are just little lawyers inside the speakers,
06:14constantly yelling,
06:15Objection!
06:16Until all other sounds give up.
06:18Now let's expose the truth about mirrors.
06:21Mirrors don't show reflections.
06:23They actually show alternate dimensions,
06:25where your clone is mocking your outfit choices.
06:27Every time you wink at the mirror,
06:29your clone winks back sarcastically,
06:31like,
06:31Yeah, buddy, real smooth.
06:33Toilets.
06:34Oh, yes, toilets were never for,
06:36you know,
06:37they were originally designed as communication portals with dolphins.
06:40The flushing sound is just long-distance dolphin language.
06:44Sadly, humans ruined the system,
06:46and now dolphins ignore our calls.
06:49Except in Florida.
06:50And finally,
06:51phones.
06:52We all think phones connect people,
06:54but actually every phone call is routed through
06:57one extremely busy squirrel in headquarters.
07:00That's why sometimes your call drops.
07:02The squirrel took a lunch break.
07:04All right.
07:05Welcome to the most scientifically accurate documentary ever created.
07:09And by scientifically accurate,
07:11I mean I made it all up five minutes ago
07:13while eating a suspiciously crunchy cookie.
07:16But hey,
07:16if it sounds confident,
07:18it's basically true.
07:20Let's begin with toothbrushes.
07:21Did you know toothbrushes weren't invented for teeth?
07:24No, no, no.
07:25They were invented as tiny hairbrushes for hamsters.
07:28People only started using them on teeth
07:30after one medieval knight lost his helmet in a soup
07:32and accidentally brushed his molars instead of his hamster.
07:36And mint flavor?
07:37That wasn't to freshen breath.
07:39It was to trick hamsters into thinking they were eating grass.
07:43Now speaking of grass,
07:44here's a fact.
07:46Lawns were created as early warning systems.
07:49Back in ancient times,
07:50kings kept huge patches of grass outside castles.
07:53So if an enemy army tried to sneak in,
07:56they'd step on the grass,
07:58release the pollen,
07:59and everyone inside would start sneezing violently.
08:02Basically, grass was medieval burglar alarms.
08:05And if you've ever wondered about chairs,
08:07yeah,
08:08they weren't made for sitting.
08:10Chairs were first designed as
08:12trophy stands for cats.
08:14People built them so cats could climb on top,
08:17sit like tiny furry emperors,
08:19and stare at humans with judgment.
08:21Only later did humans get jealous and decide,
08:25maybe I'll try sitting too.
08:27That's why cats still get mad when you sit down.
08:29You're stealing their throne,
08:31moving on to spoons.
08:33Fun fact,
08:34spoons were originally maps.
08:36Yeah,
08:36people would stare at the reflection in a spoon
08:38to figure out where they were.
08:40Ancient explorers said things like,
08:42ah,
08:42yes,
08:43the upside-down reflection means we're in the land of soup.
08:47And the fork?
08:48That wasn't for eating.
08:48The fork was invented as a medieval musical instrument,
08:52the pointy harp.
08:53Very painful to play,
08:55but it gave you excellent finger calluses.
08:57Now let's talk about laptops.
08:59Everyone thinks laptops are modern,
09:00but no.
09:01They were invented centuries ago as portable bird tables.
09:05The keyboard was for pigeons to peck,
09:08sending secret messages in Morse code.
09:10And the touchpad?
09:11That's just a really bad attempt at a birdbath.
09:14Even today,
09:15if you leave breadcrumbs on your laptop,
09:18a pigeon might log into your emails.
09:20Here's one about bananas.
09:22Bananas are not fruit.
09:24Bananas are actually government-issued mood stabilizers.
09:28Think about it.
09:29You never see someone angry while eating a banana.
09:32You can't scream at traffic with a mouthful of mushy banana.
09:35It's impossible.
09:37And those little brown spots?
09:38That's not ripening.
09:40That's the banana's Wi-Fi signal strength.
09:42Meanwhile, refrigerators weren't for keeping food cold.
09:46They were designed as luxury apartments for ghosts.
09:49Every time you open the fridge at night and feel that chill,
09:52it's because a ghost just paid rent.
09:55And yes,
09:55that mysterious container of leftovers you forgot about?
09:59That's the ghost's mini-fridge inside your fridge.
10:02Let's not forget shoes.
10:04Shoes were first created as tiny prisons for rebellious toes.
10:09Toes used to wander off in the middle of the night,
10:11starting tiny revolutions.
10:13So humans invented shoes as maximum security facilities.
10:17Laces?
10:18That's barbed wire.
10:19Velcro?
10:20That's solitary confinement.
10:22Flip-flops?
10:23Well, those are parole.
10:25Moving swiftly to microwaves.
10:27Most people think they cook with radiation.
10:29Nope.
10:30Microwaves work because there's a tiny wizard inside each one,
10:34screaming spells at your food at high speed.
10:37The ding?
10:37That's the wizard collapsing from exhaustion.
10:40And popcorn?
10:42That's the wizard's favorite entertainment.
10:44Tiny fireworks shows for their lunch break.
10:46Now, pencils.
10:48Did you know pencils contain tiny tracking devices?
10:52That's why teachers always said,
10:54Use a pencil.
10:55Because they were secretly monitoring student handwriting like spies.
11:00Erasers weren't for fixing mistakes, either.
11:01They were invented so people could gently massage their pencils when they got stressed.
11:07That's why erasers always disappear.
11:09The pencil union steals them back.
11:11Light bulbs.
11:12Forget Edison.
11:13Light bulbs were invented by moths.
11:15Moths desperately wanted humans to create giant nightclubs for them,
11:19so they whispered the design into Edison's ear while he was asleep.
11:23That's why moths still crash light bulb parties today.
11:26They're just reclaiming their legacy.
11:29Now for a juicy one,
11:30Coffee.
11:31Coffee wasn't discovered from beans.
11:33Nope.
11:34It came from angry goats.
11:36Shepherds noticed goats bouncing around like caffeinated pogo sticks,
11:40so they said,
11:41Hey, let's drink whatever that goat just ate.
11:44An espresso?
11:45That's just coffee on steroids.
11:47Fun fact.
11:48The first espresso machine was powered by 37 hamsters running in a wheel.
11:52Water bottles are actually time machines.
11:55Ever notice how water that's been sitting in a bottle too long suddenly tastes like 1997?
12:00Yeah.
12:01That's because plastic bends space-time just enough to send your taste buds into the past.
12:07Scientists still don't understand why bottles crunch so loudly, though.
12:11The leading theory?
12:12It's the bottle screaming for freedom.
12:15Meanwhile, stairs were invented as punishment.
12:18Before stairs, everything was ramps and slides.
12:20Then someone said,
12:22You know what?
12:23Fun is illegal now.
12:25Let's make people suffer on these awkward triangles.
12:28That's why escalators exist today.
12:31They're basically stairs apologizing for centuries of pain.
12:35Let's jump to umbrellas.
12:37Umbrellas weren't for rain.
12:38They were originally Wi-Fi antennas for pigeons.
12:41Open one, and you'd connect to the nearest bird network.
12:45That's why umbrellas always flip inside out during storms.
12:48It's pigeons rebooting the system.
12:51Pizza boxes weren't packaging either.
12:53They were early board games.
12:55You'd open the box, take out the pizza, and then stare at the grease stains to predict your future.
13:00Pepperoni stains meant good luck.
13:02Pineapple stains meant chaos.
13:04Headphones were invented because people wanted to keep their ears warm, but earmuffs were too quiet.
13:10So someone shoved a radio inside two earmuffs and said,
13:12Problem solved.
13:14Noise-canceling headphones?
13:16Those are just little lawyers inside the speakers, constantly yelling,
13:19Objection!
13:20Until all other sounds give up.
13:22Now let's expose the truth about mirrors.
13:25Mirrors don't show reflections.
13:27They actually show alternate dimensions where your clone is mocking your outfit choices.
13:31Every time you wink at the mirror, your clone winks back sarcastically like,
13:36Yeah, buddy, real smooth.
13:37Toilets.
13:38Oh, yes.
13:39Toilets were never for, you know, they were originally designed as communication portals with dolphins.
13:45The flushing sound is just long-distance dolphin language.
13:48Sadly, humans ruined the system, and now dolphins ignore our calls.
13:53Except in Florida.
13:55And finally, phones.
13:56We all think phones connect people, but actually every phone call is routed through one extremely busy squirrel in headquarters.
14:04That's why sometimes your call drops.
14:06The squirrel took a lunch break.
14:08All right, welcome to the most scientifically accurate documentary ever created.
14:13And by scientifically accurate, I mean I made it all up five minutes ago while eating a suspiciously crunchy cookie.
14:20But hey, if it sounds confident, it's basically true.
14:24Let's begin with toothbrushes.
14:25Did you know toothbrushes weren't invented for teeth?
14:28No, no, no.
14:29They were invented as tiny hairbrushes for hamsters.
14:32People only started using them on teeth after one medieval knight lost his helmet in a soup and accidentally brushed his molars instead of his hamster.
14:41And mint flavor?
14:42That wasn't to freshen breath.
14:43It was to trick hamsters into thinking they were eating grass.
14:46Now, speaking of grass, here's a fact.
14:50Lawns were created as early warning systems.
14:53Back in ancient times, kings kept huge patches of grass outside castles.
14:58So if an enemy army tried to sneak in, they'd step on the grass, release the pollen, and everyone inside would start sneezing violently.
15:06Basically, grass was medieval burglar alarms.
15:09And if you've ever wondered about chairs, yeah, they weren't made for sitting.
15:14Chairs were first designed as trophy stands for cats.
15:18People built them so cats could climb on top, sit like tiny furry emperors, and stare at humans with judgment.
15:26Only later did humans get jealous and decide, maybe I'll try sitting too.
15:31That's why cats still get mad when you sit down.
15:34You're stealing their throne, moving on to spoons.
15:36Fun fact, spoons were originally maps.
15:40Yeah, people would stare at the reflection in a spoon to figure out where they were.
15:44Ancient explorers said things like,
15:46Ah, yes, the upside-down reflection means we're in the land of soup.
15:51And the fork?
15:52That wasn't for eating.
15:53The fork was invented as a medieval musical instrument, the pointy harp.
15:57Very painful to play, but it gave you excellent finger calluses.
16:01Now let's talk about laptops.
16:03Everyone thinks laptops are modern, but no.
16:05They were invented centuries ago as portable bird tables.
16:09The keyboard was for pigeons to peck, sending secret messages in Morse code.
16:14And the touchpad?
16:16That's just a really bad attempt at a birdbath.
16:19Even today, if you leave breadcrumbs on your laptop, a pigeon might log into your emails.
16:24Here's one about bananas.
16:26Bananas are not fruit.
16:29Bananas are actually government-issued mood stabilizers.
16:32Think about it.
16:33You never see someone angry while eating a banana.
16:36You can't scream at traffic with a mouthful of mushy banana.
16:39It's impossible.
16:41And those little brown spots?
16:43That's not ripening.
16:44That's the banana's Wi-Fi signal strength.
16:47Meanwhile, refrigerators weren't for keeping food cold.
16:50They were designed as luxury apartments for ghosts.
16:53Every time you open the fridge at night and feel that chill, it's because a ghost just paid rent.
16:58And yes, that mysterious container of leftovers you forgot about?
17:03That's the ghost's mini-fridge inside your fridge.
17:07Let's not forget shoes.
17:09Shoes were first created as tiny prisons for rebellious toes.
17:13Toes used to wander off in the middle of the night, starting tiny revolutions.
17:17So humans invented shoes as maximum security facilities.
17:22Laces?
17:22That's barbed wire.
17:23Velcro?
17:24That's solitary confinement.
17:25Flip-flops?
17:27Well, those are parole.
17:29Moving swiftly to microwaves.
17:31Most people think they cook with radiation.
17:34Nope.
17:34Microwaves work because there's a tiny wizard inside each one, screaming spells at your food at high speed.
17:41The ding?
17:42That's the wizard collapsing from exhaustion.
17:45And popcorn?
17:46That's the wizard's favorite entertainment.
17:48Tiny fireworks shows for their lunch break.
17:50Now, pencils.
17:52Did you know pencils contain tiny tracking devices?
17:55That's why teachers always said, use a pencil.
17:59Because they were secretly monitoring student handwriting like spies.
18:04Erasers weren't for fixing mistakes, either.
18:06They were invented so people could gently massage their pencils when they got stressed.
18:11That's why erasers always disappear.
18:13The pencil union steals them back.
18:15Light bulbs.
18:16Forget Edison.
18:17Light bulbs were invented by moths.
18:19Moths desperately wanted humans to create giant nightclubs for them, so they whispered the design into Edison's ear while he was asleep.
18:27That's why moths still crash light bulb parties today.
18:31They're just reclaiming their legacy.
18:33Now, for a juicy one, coffee.
18:35Coffee wasn't discovered from beans.
18:37Nope.
18:38It came from angry goats.
18:40Shepherds noticed goats bouncing around like caffeinated pogo sticks, so they said,
18:45Hey, let's drink whatever that goat just ate.
18:48An espresso?
18:49That's just coffee on steroids.
18:51Fun fact.
18:52The first espresso machine was powered by 37 hamsters running in a wheel.
18:56Water bottles are actually time machines.
18:59Ever notice how water that's been sitting in a bottle too long suddenly tastes like 1997?
19:03Yeah.
19:05That's because plastic bends space-time just enough to send your taste buds into the past.
19:11Scientists still don't understand why bottles crunch so loudly, though.
19:15The leading theory?
19:16It's the bottles screaming for freedom.
19:19Meanwhile, stairs were invented as punishment.
19:22Before stairs, everything was ramps and slides.
19:25Then someone said,
19:26You know what?
19:27Fun is illegal now.
19:29Let's make people suffer on these awkward triangles.
19:32That's why escalators exist today.
19:35They're basically stairs apologizing for centuries of pain.
19:39Let's jump to umbrellas.
19:41Umbrellas weren't for rain.
19:43They were originally Wi-Fi antennas for pigeons.
19:46Open one, and you'd connect to the nearest bird network.
19:49That's why umbrellas always flip inside out during storms.
19:53It's pigeons rebooting the system.
19:55Pizza boxes weren't packaging either.
19:57They were early board games.
19:59You'd open the box, take out the pizza,
20:01and then stare at the grease stains to predict your future.
20:04Pepperoni stains meant good luck.
20:06Pineapple stains meant chaos.
20:08Headphones were invented because people wanted to keep their ears warm,
20:12but earmuffs were too quiet.
20:14So someone shoved a radio inside two earmuffs and said,
20:17Problem solved.
20:18Noise-canceling headphones?
20:20Those are just little lawyers inside the speakers,
20:22constantly yelling,
20:23Objection!
20:24Until all other sounds give up.
20:26Now let's expose the truth about mirrors.
20:28Mirrors don't show reflections.
20:31They actually show alternate dimensions where your clone is mocking your outfit choices.
20:36Every time you wink at the mirror,
20:37your clone winks back sarcastically like,
20:40Yeah, buddy, real smooth.
20:42Toilets.
20:42Oh, yes.
20:43Toilets were never for...
20:44You know, they were originally designed as communication portals with dolphins.
20:49The flushing sound is just long-distance dolphin language.
20:52Sadly, humans ruined the system,
20:54and now dolphins ignore our calls.
20:57Except in Florida.
20:59And finally, phones.
21:01We all think phones connect people,
21:03but actually every phone call is routed through one extremely busy squirrel in headquarters.
21:08That's why sometimes your call drops.
21:10The squirrel took a lunch break.
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