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Watch the hilarious act of Sunil Grover as Osama Bin Laden on The Kapil Sharma Show! comic timing, expressions, and unbeatable punchlines will leave you in splits. His

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Sunil Grover as Osama Bin Laden

Kapil Sharma

TKSS comedy team

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00:00Devdas!
00:06You are under arrest Devdas!
00:09No!
00:10Police burned!
00:11No! No! No!
00:13You can't change my father's father!
00:16No! I won't change it!
00:18I'm going to take the police with each other!
00:21One minute!
00:23Where did Devdas come from?
00:26Devdas has done something wrong.
00:28Why did he come here?
00:29Hello!
00:33I welcome everyone to the show,
00:35whose name is Lita Kapil Chirma Show.
00:39My brother, I opened a house of mobile.
00:42Oh?
00:43Yes, because everyone is taking mobile.
00:45Now go to the market,
00:46look at someone and see a coin.
00:48They take all the mobile.
00:52First, the phone was only talking about.
00:54Today, there are great benefits of this.
00:56Yesterday, a man told me to take a mobile to my mother.
00:58I said, I'm going to kill my mother.
01:00I'm going to kill my mother.
01:01I love my idea.
01:02He killed my mother.
01:03Hello!
01:04Hello!
01:05Hello!
01:06Brother, tell me.
01:07When I'm at home,
01:08I'm at home,
01:09the doorbell,
01:10I'll take my phone.
01:11Tell me why.
01:12Your phone and mobile ringtone will be like one.
01:15No.
01:16I'm shocked.
01:17Whatever guest is, I'll take a selfie with them.
01:19I'm shocked.
01:20I'm shocked.
01:21Brother, you're a big fan.
01:22Brother, you're a big fan.
01:23Brother, you're a big fan.
01:24Why?
01:25Brother, you're a big fan.
01:26I'm going to take a battery.
01:27I'm going to take it.
01:28Then, you don't talk to me.
01:29I'm impressed that I made a phone.
01:32Brother.
01:33Yes.
01:34Put it on the top of it.
01:35It's just like the water is flowing.
01:36It's just like the water is flowing.
01:37And I don't want to use it on the top of it.
01:39I thought, why don't look like the charger?
01:41Oh my god.
01:42Brother, tell me.
01:44Brother, tell me.
01:45My phone is useless for me.
01:47Why?
01:48Because I'm talking about phone.
01:49And I'm talking without a phone.
01:51But don't tell me about my sales.
01:54Yes.
01:55Thukko Mobile Shop.
02:05Welcome.
02:06Welcome.
02:07Shedir Sahib, please congratulate me.
02:09Today, I've closed a patient's face successfully.
02:14Oh.
02:15Oh my god.
02:16Shedir Sahib.
02:20You have a problem.
02:21Yes.
02:22You're successful.
02:23You'll have a lot of customers.
02:24You'll have one bed.
02:26Bed number three.
02:27So, you'll have to sit on the ground.
02:28Lola.
02:30Brother, I've never thought about this.
02:33Your thoughts are so far.
02:35Whoa.
02:36Oh.
02:37So, suppose to think about this.
02:39My heart's called number dialing, right?
02:40He╨╛╤В╤А?
02:41It's called number dialing?
02:42It's called number dialing.
02:43It's called number dialing?
02:44It's called number dialing?
02:45It's called an ATM, right?
02:46I'm not called sender.
02:47It's called a cardinal, come on.
02:48Listen.
02:50Brother, how do you think about the cardinal thing?
02:52You decide, in the meantime.
02:54I'm going.
02:55Just tell me, where are you going to drop?
02:57If I'm going to drop a tank of water,
02:58I'm going to drop a tank of water,
02:58I'm going to drop.
03:00Oh my gosh!
03:02Whoa!
03:03Oh, my phone is coming.
03:05Hello?
03:07This phone is not my phone, right?
03:10Where did I get my phone?
03:12Oh, the ringtone!
03:14That's it.
03:16One minute. It's closed.
03:18One minute.
03:19Put your phone back.
03:20It's a doctor.
03:24Hello? Is it coming now?
03:25No.
03:26One minute, man.
03:28Take it.
03:30Put your headphone in.
03:32Come on, man.
03:36Hello, are you coming?
03:38You're coming.
03:39Who are you talking about?
03:41Your mother.
03:43I'm talking to you.
03:45Hey, Chappu.
03:47I'm telling you.
03:48How are you?
03:49I'm fine.
03:50I haven't come to our house.
03:52I haven't come.
03:53I haven't come.
03:54Last time I came.
03:55You gave me extra kidney.
03:56I don't want to go to my bathroom.
03:58I hate you.
04:00Hey, I was learning to put my kidney.
04:02That's why I put it.
04:03Oh, doctor.
04:04Yes.
04:05Stop saying it.
04:06Stop saying it.
04:07Because of my belly.
04:08How can you do it on my belly?
04:10I'll tell you something.
04:12I'll tell you not.
04:13I haven't done such things.
04:14The people who do so dumb acting.
04:15Who do so dumb.
04:17Who do?
04:18I don't have to.
04:19I am not a fan of my dad.
04:26Hey, man.
04:27Hey, man.
04:28Hey, man.
04:29You made me play the first time.
04:32He was only acting for 4 episodes.
04:34It's not the problem.
04:36Hey, brother.
04:38I didn't say mobile in your face.
04:41I left my hands.
04:43But who operates mobile in the face?
04:45I do.
04:46Who operates in my face?
04:47Who does this other thing?
04:51All of this is your work.
04:53You should look at the laptop and operation.
04:55You can stay on the laptop.
04:57You don't miss your call.
04:59I must say.
05:01What?
05:02Chapo.
05:05I'm going to go.
05:07I'm going to go.
05:09But Chapo, you're all mad.
05:11Because you have such a big deal.
05:14Think.
05:15But if you get to get to get the medical science,
05:17how much will it be?
05:19What will you do in the hospital?
05:21What will you do in the hospital?
05:23Doctor,
05:24First of all,
05:25take off your mobile from my back.
05:26Will I do anything?
05:27No, it won't happen.
05:28There will be a lot of battery.
05:29I won't do anything.
05:30How did you do it?
05:31Do another operation.
05:32Put a charger in his back.
05:33Where will you do it?
05:34Then you will delete all messages.
05:36No, I won't do any operation again.
05:38Okay.
05:39I have an idea.
05:40I will kill all my mobile.
05:42I will kill all my mobile.
05:43But I will die.
05:44You will die.
05:45Then I will not need 50 views.
05:46I will get a murderer.
05:48I will take another idea.
05:49I will not eat any jokes.
05:50I will put them in the ┼Я├╢yle.
05:51You suck your abdomen.
05:52Then you will get to get a mobile.
05:53I will take 10 euro.
05:54Do another money.
05:55I will change this it's a good deal.
05:56That's a good idea.
05:57Another idea.
05:58I have an idea.
05:59I have an idea.
06:00I have an idea.
06:02I will take off the doctor.
06:03I will be ripped off the mobile.
06:05I'm a doctor.
06:06Oh lord.
06:07Why are you going to sit this?
06:09I got a mobile!
06:14I got a mobile!
06:19Chappo, give me a mobile, please.
06:24How much is it?
06:26I got free.
06:32Free?
06:34Free mobile, you're my girlfriend.
06:37I got a chocolate gift.
06:39But how do you call the call from chocolate?
06:41I call it from her.
06:42Messages?
06:43No.
06:44But if someone's on the back, they don't have any problem.
06:46Why don't you don't mind me straight, straight?
06:49Then, listen straight, straight, straight.
06:51Mind.
06:52Mind.
06:54Mind.
06:56Mind.
06:57Mind.
06:58Mind.
06:59Mind.
07:00Mind.
07:01Mind.
07:02Mind.
07:03Mind.
07:04Mind.
07:05Mind.
07:08Mind.
07:09Mind.
07:10Mind.
07:11Mind.
07:12What?
07:13Mind.
07:14MindтАж
07:21Mind.
07:22OK.
07:23тАж
07:28I am a shepherd today.
07:31I will take it.
07:33I will close my shop.
07:36What?
07:37You will close my shop.
07:38You, Sunday.
07:44Go, go, go, go.
07:47Look, look.
07:48I'm going to reach out to you.
07:50If you have talked to someone else,
07:52remember,
07:53next time I will reach out to me.
07:55Shut up.
07:56I'm loyal.
07:57I'm not like the rest of the girls.
07:59You will reach out to me and I will do something else.
08:01When I talk to Rakesh,
08:03I tell him to reach out to him.
08:05What?
08:06Are you even reaching out to Rakesh?
08:08Yes.
08:09You are only reaching out to talk time.
08:11They are reaching out to data.
08:13I will call him and send a message.
08:15One minute.
08:16Everything is closed.
08:17Call me, message me.
08:18I will do everything.
08:19Brother,
08:20let her phone fully reach out to you.
08:2320 rupees.
08:2420 rupees you have?
08:25Why do you reach out to Rakesh?
08:27Who is reaching out to Rakesh?
08:28At least,
08:29100 rupees you have.
08:30Look, brother,
08:31don't tell me about your opinion.
08:32Don't tell me about your relationship.
08:34I don't have any discount.
08:35I don't have any discount.
08:36I don't give any discount.
08:37I give this discount.
08:38This is the 20.
08:39This is 10 and 10.
08:40This is 20.
08:41This is 10 and this is 20.
08:43Now, this is 10.
08:44This is 10.
08:45This is 10.
08:46Go.
08:47This is 10.
08:48This is 10.
08:49This is 10.
08:50This is 10.
08:51This is 10.
08:52Oh, wow.
08:53I mean,
08:54I can send 10 free messages.
08:55You can't do it.
08:56I will send you 10.
08:57I love you.
08:58One.
08:59Don't send this message.
09:00You have to send it.
09:02Why?
09:03This is code word.
09:04When we send it,
09:05we will not send it.
09:06So, we don't have to reach out.
09:07Let's go.
09:08Okay, listen.
09:09Let's go.
09:10When we are so far,
09:12please give us a mobile gift.
09:14How long are you doing this?
09:17No, no, no.
09:18I don't have enough money.
09:19At the same time,
09:20I'm ticked.
09:21I lost all my money.
09:22Okay.
09:23I understand.
09:24You don't love me.
09:25I...
09:26Yes.
09:27I'm sorry.
09:28If I tell Rakesh,
09:29then you don't have to reach out.
09:30I'll buy a whole mobile shop.
09:32Then tell Rakesh.
09:33I'll buy all my mobile.
09:34I'll give you a gift.
09:35No, no, no.
09:36I'll give you a gift.
09:37But you don't have to name Rakesh.
09:39Why would you give me a girlfriend?
09:40I'll give you a gift.
09:41I'll give you one thing.
09:43I'll give you one thing.
09:47Madam, I'll show you a phone.
09:48Yes.
09:49Give this phone.
09:50You can buy this phone.
09:51You can go to London too.
09:53London?
09:54Yes.
09:55How do you do it?
09:56Download it on Facebook.
09:57Then tell him a little girl.
09:58Then tell him.
10:01Hey!
10:02I'll go to London.
10:03You can go to London.
10:04What's your phone?
10:05Take this phone.
10:06There's a map.
10:07The map is London.
10:08Go to the map.
10:09Go to the map.
10:10On the road.
10:11On the road.
10:12On the road.
10:13A little.
10:14What is that?
10:15What's coming from the road?
10:17On the road.
10:18There's a sun.
10:20There's a sun.
10:21On the road.
10:22Three or four days.
10:23You're going to prepare 12 suns.
10:24Take it.
10:26If this doesn't go to the sun.
10:28I can't prepare so much.
10:29How will I keep you?
10:30Madam, my first idea is right.
10:31That's a boyfriend.
10:32That's the boy friend.
10:33Oh.
10:34I'm going to have one minute.
10:35You're going to work.
10:36Who is it?
10:37Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
10:40What's your name?
10:42I say that I love Jannu Jannu.
10:48Jannu.
10:49Jannu, they call him?
10:50Who?
10:51He calls Jannu.
10:52He doesn't call Jannu.
10:57Jannu.
10:59You know, show me such a mobile,
11:01where you can take a selfie in the water.
11:04Okay, I don't have a selfie in the water.
11:06Take a selfie in the water.
11:07But when you talk to me,
11:09I'll take your photo.
11:13I broke your phone.
11:14Why would you call me?
11:16Why don't you ask me?
11:17Why don't you ask me?
11:21How are you talking about this?
11:22Do you have a phone or listen to me?
11:24Take a phone.
11:25Take a phone.
11:26Take a phone.
11:27Why are you listening to me?
11:29Okay, listen.
11:31Take a phone.
11:32Take a phone.
11:33Take a phone.
11:34Take a phone.
11:35Take a phone.
11:36Take a phone.
11:37Take a phone.
11:38You don't have a bill.
11:39Wow!
11:40Why did you show this?
11:41Which company?
11:42That's why I don't call you in the show.
11:43You don't have a lot of sense.
11:45No, no, no.
11:46I don't need a phone.
11:47You have a phone.
11:48I have stolen this phone.
11:49I have stolen this phone.
11:50How much do you use it?
11:51Your bill won't come.
11:52The bill will be stolen.
11:53No, no, no.
11:55We don't need a phone.
11:57You can do this.
11:58Let me show you a phone.
11:59Let me show you a phone
12:00that is the latest technology.
12:02The latest technology?
12:03Okay, let me check.
12:04Yes.
12:05The latest technology.
12:06The phone is the latest technology.
12:07The phone is the latest technology.
12:09You will go on the TV.
12:11What are you talking about?
12:12I mean, I will be on the swimming pool here.
12:14So, it will become a swimming pool.
12:15If you don't take it from home,
12:16you have such ideas.
12:17You will be on the swimming pool.
12:19How can you on the swimming pool?
12:21There is only live TV or video play.
12:24What do you mean?
12:25Can I tell you?
12:26Yes.
12:27Are you ready?
12:28Ready, ready, ready.
12:29Ready.
12:30How are you talking about?
12:32I told you.
12:33It's new technology.
12:34You don't understand.
12:35Look at this.
12:36Ding.
12:37Paro.
12:39Hey Paro.
12:40Paro.
12:41Paro.
12:41You're gone.
12:42Paro.
12:45You're here, my father.
12:46You're here.
12:54You're here.
12:55Chunni Babu, where spoke of Paro's bed?
12:58Chunni Babu?
13:00Where are you from Chunni Babu?
13:02This is Chunni and this is Babu!
13:03No, we are Chunni Babu.
13:08We are Paro's vedal.
13:09I don't want to kill the pig.
13:12We are Paro.
13:13Look, either you'll be beautiful...
13:15...or you'll call someone else's Paro...
13:16...or we won't play.
13:18No.
13:19Hey, this is so easy, Baba.
13:21You have to check the mobile, right?
13:23If you pause, pause.
13:25Look.
13:26Take the mobile.
13:27Okay.
13:28You will see it, right?
13:29It's made of bread pit.
13:31And the Paro is made of Jackie Chan.
13:34But...
13:35Why is this Paro so big?
13:37Madam, there's a lot of network here.
13:39See, it's 6 days, right?
13:40It'll be big.
13:43Now, you're watching online, right?
13:45It's 19-21.
13:47Yes, but it's 19-500.
13:49One minute, madam.
13:51You don't have any interest.
13:53I'll do something else.
13:54I'll tell you about it fast-forwarding.
13:59It's much faster.
14:01Normal.
14:02Normal.
14:04What do you want?
14:06Dev Babu, you have Bangla.
14:08It's a car.
14:09It's a bank balance.
14:10But there, it's not.
14:11This is the dialogue of the house.
14:13What are you talking about?
14:14What did you write here?
14:15What did you write on the house?
14:16Look at the house with the house.
14:18How are you talking about the house?
14:19Oh, no, no.
14:20You're talking about the house of the house.
14:22The house of the house,
14:23wrote the house on the house.
14:24You don't want to go there.
14:25Well, no.
14:26That's the thing.
14:27I'm telling you.
14:28What are you talking about?
14:29What are you talking about?
14:30What are you talking about?
14:31What are you talking about?
14:32What are you talking about?
14:33You're talking about,
14:34If you don't understand,
14:35then go play this house in the house.
14:36What are you talking about?
14:37Why don't you die?
14:38Devdas!
14:45You are under arrest, Devdas!
14:47No!
14:48Police burned!
14:49No, no, no!
14:51You can't do my Dev Babu with me!
14:54No, I won't do it!
14:56I'll take the police and take the police with me.
14:59One more!
15:02One minute, where did Devdas come from?
15:04Devdas has done something wrong.
15:06Why did he come here?
15:08Look!
15:09No one can't stop coming from the police.
15:11I saw the crime patrol yesterday.
15:12There was also a police.
15:13Police are all right.
15:14I thought it was a bad thing.
15:18But the police came from Devdas.
15:21I thought that there was a wire.
15:22I'll go inside and check it out on TV.
15:24How is it?
15:25Police came in front of me.
15:28Look, Inspector-sav.
15:29You take something to me and my customer will be sitting.
15:32If you know the doctor's question,
15:36She gave us a mobile, so now you don't have to see all of these things, chappo.
15:46Doctor, you?
15:47Yes, I?
15:49What happened here?
15:50Oh, hero. Oh, hello.
15:52Why did you go there?
15:56You're a hero.
15:57Listen to me.
15:58Listen to me.
16:02Listen to me.
16:03What do you understand?
16:04What do you think?
16:07What do you think?
16:09I feel like you're a hero.
16:11Chappo has given me all the money to do this.
16:13Okay.
16:14So, I think that how people are doing this?
16:18We don't need a mobile phone.
16:20Let's go, let's go.
16:21Do you know that this was wrong?
16:22First of all, do you know that?
16:24Look, Chappo.
16:27I have given you a doctor's mobile business empire.
16:32What do you mean?
16:34What do you mean?
16:35You don't get the money of acting?
16:37Acting?
16:38Begum?
16:39Yes.
16:40You don't get the money of acting?
16:41Yes.
16:42Oh, that means that you have a lot of damage.
16:44Let's see how to beat him.
16:46I have been for 300 rupees.
16:47I've been for 300 rupees.
16:48You have to steal my money.
16:49You have to steal my money.
16:50It's a lot of damage.
16:53Begum, we'll take a lot.
16:54And I'm using this phone too.
16:55I'll use this phone too.
16:56If I have someone else, then I'll do it.
16:58Wait...
16:59Wait...
17:00Wait...
17:01Said, go...
17:02Wait...
17:03Wait...
17:04Wait...
17:05Wait...
17:06Wait...
17:07Wait...
17:08Wait...
17:09Wait...
17:10Wait...
17:11Wait...
17:12Wait...
17:13Wait...
17:14Ha, ha, ha!
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