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Home and Away 8584 24th September 2025
,Home and Away 8584
,Home and Away
,Home and Away 8584
,Home and Away
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00:00Closer each day
00:03Home and no way
00:06You're gonna be a dad?
00:14Cash! Ding!
00:17What are you up to?
00:18I was just looking for my lingerie.
00:20You sure you were just looking for his wedding bath?
00:22How do I include every reason I love him into a few sentences?
00:25You are seriously making this maid of honour thing a real labour of love.
00:29Councillor Craig Wendell, you must be Sergeant David Langley.
00:32Where were you on the day of the accident?
00:33I don't know.
00:34Being an elected official, you'd have calendars and schedules from around that time, right?
00:40I don't have that information on hand, but I can get my team to look into it.
00:45Superintendent.
00:46With respect, sir, I can explain.
00:48Wendell has serious questions he needs to answer.
00:51Your lawyer complained to my boss and I've been ordered to cease all inquiries.
00:55Are you gonna follow it up there, right?
00:56It won't be a priority, especially since I currently have no evidence.
01:00Sorry, mate.
01:01Yeah, so am I.
01:03Let go, life, I'll get lost.
01:06Be found if I am.
01:08Hold down if you're so good.
01:11Good vibes, good times, good morning, good night, good friends, good good friends.
01:17Salud, mes amis.
01:19What happened to the simple bonjour?
01:21I moved up a level in the language app.
01:23Nothing to brag about.
01:25Today is the day I am so excited.
01:27Like what?
01:28She's talking about the hands party, not the wedding.
01:31Oh, Eden's hands is gonna be epic.
01:33Cash's box is pretty solid too.
01:35Oh yeah?
01:36Keep telling yourself that, chump.
01:37Nothing will beat what I have planned.
01:39Anyway, gotta get to work.
01:41What?
01:42I'll see you later.
01:44I hope you're ready for a late night.
01:46Yeah, don't worry.
01:47Happy to give your fellas a lift back from the city no matter what time it ends.
01:50Yeah, sounds interesting.
01:52Don't worry.
01:53I'm not angling for an invite.
01:55As a celebrant, I've got to maintain a professional distance.
01:58Just reminds me of my Navy days when once we kidnapped the groom Tugger
02:03and took him and tied him to a telephone bowl miles out of town.
02:07That sounds rough.
02:09It was, alright.
02:11Problem was none of us could remember where we tied him up.
02:14I don't think Cash would ever forgive me if that happened.
02:16Neither would I, son.
02:18Neither would I.
02:22So, you got a big one planned, eh?
02:30Oh, I am glad you ordered the big breakfast.
02:32Always sensible to line your stomach before a big night out.
02:34Please tell me I'm going to like what you've got planned.
02:36Trust me, I tailored it to suit your personality.
02:38What does that even mean?
02:40Don't worry.
02:41I got the memo.
02:42You're a rock chick.
02:45What?
02:47I'm so glad that I've got a super chilled best man.
02:49We're probably just going to end up watching the footy with a couple of beers.
02:52Maybe taking it easy.
02:53Probably end up babysitting something like that.
02:55Yeah, do me a favour.
02:56Add to your vows that once we're married,
02:57you're never going to have this smug look again, yeah?
02:58Ah, well, my vows are going to be much deeper than that, aren't they?
03:00How are yours going, by the way?
03:02Um, they're a work in progress.
03:03Yeah.
03:04You know, it would be good if maybe you changed your mind and showed me yours
03:06and we can make sure we're on the same page.
03:07We're definitely on the same page.
03:08Okay, good.
03:09Well, I'm going to go finish my vows.
03:11Okay, love you.
03:12Love you too.
03:14Hey, the groom.
03:15Hey, best man.
03:16Hey.
03:17How you going?
03:18Yeah, good.
03:19We need to talk about tonight.
03:20There's going to be a night you'll remember for the rest of your life.
03:22Or forget.
03:32Aww, I was going to make you breakfast in bed.
03:34Oh wait, thank you.
03:35I just got up and I was so excited.
03:38This feels so right, doesn't it?
03:40It does.
03:41It does.
03:42I'm with you.
03:43Manifesting.
03:44I just think it and then it happened.
03:46Or it's science.
03:48Okay, yeah, sure.
03:49Science, luck, manifesting.
03:50Either way, we're very blessed.
03:52We are.
03:53We are.
03:54We are blessed.
03:55I'm really, really sure.
03:56I didn't have to go to this tonne of bucks party.
03:58Oh, I know.
03:59I've got Abigail's invitation.
04:00There's like four different locations.
04:01That's true.
04:02I may never come home.
04:03Should we just tell them what's happened then?
04:05I'll go.
04:06Mm-mm.
04:07We have to wait until at least after the wedding.
04:09No, you're right.
04:10You're right.
04:11Yeah.
04:12It'll be our little secret.
04:13Oh, Molly.
04:14Hey.
04:15Don't mind me.
04:16Mm.
04:19You all good?
04:20Mm-hmm.
04:21Good.
04:22You good?
04:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:24Just talking about the parties.
04:25Well, you better buckle up because Tarnia's got a big one planned.
04:26Oh, okay.
04:27Here we go.
04:28Yeah.
04:29Party time.
04:30Yeah.
04:32No.
04:33Wow.
04:34Don't do that.
04:45hop,
04:48That's good.
04:49Oh, okay.
04:50Hey.
04:51Oh mau.
04:55That's what we do.
04:57Well, it's one.
04:58Maybe.
05:04Oh,
05:06my mom,
05:07okay.
05:08I wanna just leave bought Queens video.
05:09Time to do it.
05:10Thanks for covering for Leah today.
05:22I know she appreciates it.
05:23Isn't it lovely that Theo wanted her advice on his suit for the wedding?
05:27Well, advice and no doubt her credit card.
05:30Apparently they're stopping by the travel agent
05:32because he is booking a surprise holiday for Lacey.
05:35Oh, that sounds romantic.
05:36I know. I've taught him everything I know.
05:38Oh, including what is dear?
05:39Morning.
05:40Morning.
05:41Hey.
05:42Same usual.
05:42Thanks, mate.
05:43How are you all?
05:44Well, fine.
05:45Thanks.
05:46Sure.
05:50What's this?
05:52It's where we're going for your bucks.
05:54What's a whiskey bar?
05:55Well, it's not just any whiskey bar.
05:57It's a gentleman's club.
05:59Oh.
06:00Well, you know, we can just drink whiskey here.
06:01This place is a huge range.
06:03Did you know they spell whiskey differently depending on the region it's from?
06:06Are you getting enough oxygen to your brain right now?
06:08Brother, I've been researching.
06:09I've been planning this whole thing out.
06:12It's going to be amazing.
06:13Righto.
06:13Okay.
06:14And I booked out one of their private rooms for us.
06:16Okay.
06:16And when you say it's a gentleman's club?
06:19Hey, don't worry.
06:19It's a classy place.
06:21You know, some of these shots can cost about 300 bucks if you order the wrong thing.
06:23Or the right thing.
06:24Sorry, depending on how you're looking at it.
06:25Sorry, sorry.
06:26Did you say $300?
06:27Don't worry.
06:29Everyone's shipped in.
06:30It's all covered.
06:31Our shop.
06:31I'm impressed.
06:33It's high praise coming from you.
06:34Hmm.
06:34Well, honestly, I thought you were going to take him bowling in Yaddy Creek and then have
06:37him home in time to put Archie to bed.
06:39Still, it doesn't beat what I have planned.
06:41All right.
06:42Well, since you asked, you can't tell.
06:44First, I hired a karaoke bus to drive us into the city.
06:46And then we're going to do a paint and sip.
06:48And then we're going to do a burlesque class.
06:49And then we're going to do dinner.
06:50And then we're going to do dancing at a drag club.
06:52Ha.
06:53Wait, you're going to do all those things.
06:54You're going to kill Yaddy.
06:55Not if I keep her boozed up, which is where my mobile cocktail kit comes in.
06:59And don't worry, Sydney Constable, I do have my RSA.
07:01But the best part, the best part is going to be the games.
07:04I've organized a pair of underwear with your face on it as a surprise.
07:06Oh.
07:07Are you serious?
07:08No.
07:09Just kidding.
07:11Kind of.
07:41I'm sorry.
07:59I don't believe in kipping.
08:02Hey.
08:03That was quick.
08:04You're done with your bows already?
08:05Yes.
08:06Something like that.
08:06Hey, listen.
08:07How much do you know about what Abigail's organized for you?
08:09Um, almost nothing.
08:11She won't tell me.
08:12Right.
08:12You okay?
08:13Yeah.
08:14Yeah, fine.
08:14Fine.
08:15How'd you go with your chill best mates?
08:17Oh, he's not quite as chill as I thought.
08:19He's actually organized this whole expensive, elaborate night.
08:21Sounds fun.
08:23Sounds fun.
08:25What?
08:25I gotta go.
08:26It's, um, just wedding vows stuff.
08:28It's private.
08:29Yeah.
08:29Okay.
08:29Yeah.
08:29I'll see you at home.
08:30Yeah.
08:31Yeah.
08:33Hey, John.
08:38Um, we need to talk.
08:39I read Casher's vows.
08:42No, no, no.
08:43You need to listen.
08:43Okay?
08:44They are bad.
08:45They are really, really bad.
08:49Mm.
08:51Ah, that's Tarnay with plans for tonight.
08:54Usually I would jump at a whiskey bar.
08:56Okay, you just need to suck it up, Doc.
08:58Yeah.
08:59Yeah.
09:01You're both here.
09:02Yeah, you know what's so weird?
09:03We actually live here.
09:05I just thought that maybe Levi might have been called into the hospital.
09:08Not if I'm about to head to a whiskey bar.
09:11Right.
09:12Sure.
09:14I think he wants you to leave.
09:16Yeah, sorry.
09:17Yeah.
09:18Okay.
09:29Look.
09:30Hi.
09:30I hate to do this, and I really don't want to put you in a weird position.
09:34What is it?
09:35I found something when I was taking out the rubbish.
09:38Okay.
09:38I really hope I'm about to congratulate you, because if what I found belongs to Abigail,
09:43then she and I are going to have a serious, life-changing conversation.
09:48Okay, well, you can calm down.
09:50Pregnancy test is mine.
09:55Congratulations.
09:57That's awesome.
09:58Yeah, why?
09:59Because you're off the hook?
10:00No, because you are going to be the best mum ever.
10:03Oh.
10:05Thanks, buddy.
10:07How do I tell my girls that just when it felt like we were making progress, I've hit a brick
10:11wall?
10:12They'll understand.
10:15They deserve to know what happened to their mother.
10:18And I don't want them at each other's throws again, just because I can't give them answers.
10:22I don't think you've got a choice, mate.
10:25I've always followed the rules.
10:30I like them.
10:32They're there to protect us and the public.
10:35I tell my junior officers that all the time.
10:38But right now, the only person those rules are protecting is the one that killed my wife.
10:42Right, so you follow the rules and maybe you never get this guy, but if you break him, you
10:52get justice for your wife.
10:54I get it.
10:56That's a huge risk.
11:01Well, he's your groom.
11:02I don't know what you expect me to do about it.
11:04You're Al Celebrant.
11:05You could encourage him to do better.
11:07I tried to warn you about snooping and this is why.
11:12Oh, blah, blah, blah.
11:14Read it.
11:16E is for eternity.
11:17Yeah.
11:18E is for diamond.
11:20E is for eternity again.
11:24Yep.
11:25E is for never will we part.
11:27F is forever.
11:28Please, stop.
11:29It's even worse when I hear it out loud.
11:31Well, at least they're interesting.
11:32This, this is the kind of poem you write for your teacher in primary school.
11:36Yeah, but who's to say they're not good enough?
11:37His future bride.
11:38Or you, our celebrant, who may get fired if you let the groom say this.
11:42But what are we comparing this to?
11:44Has he ever written you a love letter?
11:46No.
11:46No.
11:47Um, postcard?
11:48No, John, he hasn't, okay?
11:51Well, obviously this is not his skill set.
11:53But the good news is your vows won't have much to live up to.
11:56He cannot get up in front of all of our friends and family and say these words.
11:59You need to talk him out of it.
12:00I could never tell a groom what to say to his bride.
12:03Who am I to judge?
12:04When has that ever stopped you in the past?
12:06Okay, these words are coming from Cassius' heart.
12:09That's what your wedding day is supposed to be about.
12:11Okay, so great.
12:11You're just not going to help me whatsoever.
12:13Well, you're marrying him.
12:14Be honest.
12:15How?
12:16John, for starters, I'm going to have to admit that I broke his trust and found the vows.
12:20True that.
12:20Second, he's so proud of them.
12:24If I tell him that they are awful, it would crush him.
12:27I'd say you've got two options.
12:29Either you're honest with him, or you stand up there on your wedding day and he's going to say to you,
12:34E is for eternity, B is for diamond, E is for eternity, twice.
12:45Yeah, just confirming the private room for tonight.
12:49Beautiful.
12:50All right, thanks so much.
12:50See you then.
12:52You sure about all this?
12:53It sounds expensive.
12:54Mate, it's once in a lifetime.
12:56Let's make it count.
12:57I still remember the bucks night Nico threw to me.
12:59Yeah, I don't remember any $300 shots, though.
13:01Yeah, but you do remember Felicity trying to set you up with Eden.
13:04You see?
13:05You see, it stays with you.
13:06Yeah, all right.
13:06Let's make it a good one.
13:07Just don't put too much pressure on yourself.
13:09Not at all, mate.
13:11Hey.
13:12How'd you go with John?
13:14Uh, yeah, he made a few interesting points about the vows.
13:18All right, what'd he say?
13:20He believes it doesn't matter what you say as long as it comes from the heart.
13:23Completely agree with that.
13:25Oh, look, I'm just glad that you said yes to marrying me.
13:27If you got up there and you read a passage from the Coastal News, I wouldn't care.
13:29Yeah, I mean, you care a little bit, wouldn't you?
13:33I just, I don't want either of us getting up there in front of everyone we know and embarrassing ourselves, you know?
13:39You know what I reckon?
13:40I reckon we've spent way too much time worrying about what other people are expecting of us.
13:44This is our wedding.
13:46We should be able to say and do whatever we want.
13:48Let's take back control.
13:50Where is this coming from?
13:51Look, you don't want Abigail's crazy night out, and I don't want Tarnet's biggest bender ever, okay?
13:57Tarnet, what do you do?
13:58Like I said to you before, I don't want any of it.
14:01The thing is, it's not easy to ask people to stand down.
14:05You're in danger of hurting their feelings.
14:06Well, it's our wedding.
14:07It's our rules.
14:08I just don't get why you felt the need to boot me out of the house while you asked the question.
14:22Because he thought it was Abigail's test, babe.
14:25Can you imagine?
14:27No, honestly, I never want to.
14:29Okay, for what it's worth, congratulations, mate.
14:34Oh, also, um, can you not tell anybody?
14:38We're just going to keep it a secret for now.
14:39Shh, it's not a problem.
14:40Abigail's so caught up with the whole wedding stuff, she probably wouldn't even realise anything else is going on.
14:44Well, we really appreciate you.
14:46Whatever.
14:49That was kind of nice, wasn't it?
14:53Yeah.
14:54Yeah, now that we've told someone, it feels real.
14:57I know.
14:59Really real.
15:02Alright.
15:04What's going on?
15:06Look, mate, we just want to have a conversation with you and we don't want you to take it the wrong way.
15:11I'm here.
15:12I'm here.
15:12What is the big emergency?
15:14We are having a bridal party meeting.
15:16But we're supposed to be getting ready for the most epic hands night ever.
15:19Sit.
15:21We, uh, we need to talk about tonight.
15:24Oh, is it a problem?
15:27The problem is, I don't want my friends spending a fortune on whiskey at a bar that's hours away.
15:32Yeah, and I don't want a party bus with an endless list of boozy activities.
15:36You told her?
15:37No.
15:38Point is, we don't want a farce.
15:41I'm sorry, mate.
15:42Honestly, I just want something low-key.
15:44Yeah, so can you cancel everything, please?
15:46I made a mobile cocktail kit.
15:47Look, you both know us well enough to know that hanging with our friends is all we really want.
15:54Can you get a full refund?
15:56If that's what you want.
15:58Yeah, look, please.
16:00I guess I can make some calls.
16:03Me too.
16:06Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to take my bride-to-be out for a glass of champagne.
16:10Oh, that sounds perfect.
16:11I will go freshen up.
16:12I think they took it pretty well.
16:26Mm-hmm.
16:27It's one less thing for us to worry about.
16:29Yeah.
16:33Are you the kind of person to take no for answer?
16:35Not usually.
16:36You?
16:37Never.
16:39We need a plan B.
16:40And fast.
16:42No rest for the wicked, Sarge.
16:49Something like that.
16:49We need a plan B.
16:53Yeah.
16:54We'll be back.
16:56No rest.
16:56No rest.
17:00No rest.
17:02No rest.
17:03No rest.
17:04No rest.
17:06No rest.
17:11No rest.
17:42Now that we have the afternoon free, we should go through all the wedding ceremony stuff.
17:49John's sorting all that stuff.
17:51Yeah, but it'd be good to go over it, you know, make sure we're happy with everything.
17:53I am happy with everything.
17:55Why are you so stressed about the vows?
17:57Well, I mean, you know, when was the last time you looked over yours?
17:59You were quite busy when you wrote them.
18:00Plenty of time.
18:01Yeah, but you were looking after Gary, so...
18:04You know, for somebody who hasn't written their own vows, you're getting awfully concerned about mine.
18:07Yeah, well, I just want you to be happy, you know?
18:10Yeah, yeah.
18:10You don't trust me, do you?
18:11Yeah, okay?
18:12Cool.
18:13I love you.
18:14I'm not going to let you down, okay?
18:17Hey!
18:20All right, you two?
18:22Get in the car.
18:23Oh, okay.
18:23We sort of discussed this, didn't we?
18:25We said no parties.
18:25Trust me, you don't want to miss this, okay?
18:29Come on, don't make me stay out again.
18:30In the car.
18:31Where are we going?
18:32Let's go.
18:32Look, you'll see, you'll see.
18:33Let's go, let's go.
18:34Get in there.
18:35In there.
18:35Keep it pushing back.
18:37Okay.
18:38All right.
18:39All right.
18:40Here we go.
18:40Okay, I think I've pretty much got everything covered here.
18:58Do you reckon we have enough non-alcoholic drinks?
19:00Pretty sure.
19:03What is it?
19:04Well, it's hard to explain.
19:05Try me.
19:07Well, pretty much everyone we know is going to this party, right?
19:10Hey, if this is going to be too much, I can just tell Abigail we don't have to go.
19:14No, no, no, it's not that.
19:15It's just that your sisters are going to be there and we have to pretend like we don't know that I'm a friend.
19:21Yeah, right, well, why would they ask?
19:23I did tell them about the implantation the other day.
19:26Okay, see, yeah, there you go.
19:27That's going to make it harder.
19:30Mac, I feel bad about not telling them.
19:32It's still super early stages.
19:35I'm just getting a second.
19:35I know, but I still feel weird that Abigail doesn't know, but her boyfriend does know.
19:39Well, if Abigail knows, then it's only fair to tell Eaton.
19:41No.
19:42No, we cannot make today about us.
19:44This is Cash and Eaton's day.
19:45Yeah, true.
19:46True.
19:46It's like the original plan.
19:48We just don't tell anyone.
19:49Now.
19:51Have I told you how lucky I am to have met you?
19:53Yes.
19:54I don't ever get tired of hearing it.
19:59Right.
20:00Here we go.
20:03What is going on?
20:04We said we didn't want a party.
20:05Yeah.
20:06No, you said you didn't want an extravagant party.
20:08Okay, so what exactly did we do?
20:10You got a plan B.
20:11Well, this is impressive.
20:12How did you manage all of this?
20:15We pivoted.
20:15We pivoted good.
20:18So, Cash, what do you feel like first?
20:19Your Scotch whiskey?
20:21Or trust the Irish drop?
20:24Or my personal favorite?
20:25Japanese whiskey.
20:28This is very impressive, Tyler.
20:29I'm going to have a Japanese whiskey.
20:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:31Okay, let's go over to the better bar.
20:34You do that.
20:35Margarita?
20:36Oh, yes, please.
20:37You stuck my fiancƩ's face to a straw.
20:41Yes, yes, I did.
20:42Welcome to the best hand-slash box party of your dreams.
20:44Hey, guys, promise me one thing.
20:46Promise me that I don't have to make a speech.
20:48No speeches, no expectations.
20:49Oh, good, because writing my vows took enough brainpower for a lifetime.
20:55Lifetime I want to spend with you.
20:58Aw.
21:00Hey.
21:01Hey, how you doing shit?
21:03Ah.
21:05All right, I know you.
21:10What's going on?
21:11The vows.
21:12What, his or yours?
21:14I haven't done mine yet, but for me, his?
21:16I mean, seriously, the bar is so low.
21:17I can't go wrong.
21:18They really are bad.
21:19Maybe it'd help if I put them into some music.
21:22Can you please take this seriously?
21:24My vows are beautiful.
21:25Beautiful, babe.
21:26Hey, Sark.
21:28Okay, all right.
21:28Well, I've thought of a brand new vow.
21:30W for why'd you go through my things?
21:33You set me up.
21:34I'll find a fake vows after a tip-off from John.
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