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00:00:56Jeff is just in it for her money. Now this is a tasty main course. Mummy, are you dead?
00:01:09Are you? Maybe she's waiting for him.
00:01:14Hey Annie, I thought I'd send you a video message rather than text you because I know
00:01:22I'm driving right now. I've just got to Mum's house now. I've brought my suit for the funeral
00:01:42tomorrow so I've got everything I need. I've got stuff I'm sure I don't forget. I haven't
00:01:48been here in a while. I will see you at 5 o'clock, it's 3 o'clock now so yeah, I hope your drive's
00:01:57going okay. See you in a bit.
00:02:18Hey Annie, I'm just checking in. It's almost 5 o'clock and I've not heard from you yet so...
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00:03:03Hey, I just want to check you're ok because it's after 5 now, please do text me because
00:03:19I want to...
00:03:49I want to check you out.
00:04:19I just hope you're ok.
00:04:41I just want to check you out.
00:05:11I just want to check you out.
00:05:41I just want to check you out.
00:06:11I just want to check you out.
00:06:41I just want to check you out.
00:07:11I just want to check you out.
00:07:41I just want to check you out.
00:08:11I just want to check you out.
00:08:16I just want to check you out.
00:08:21I just want to check you out.
00:08:26I just want to check you out.
00:08:31I just want to check you out.
00:08:36I just want to check you out.
00:08:41I just want to check you out.
00:08:46I just want to check you out.
00:08:51I just want to check you out.
00:08:58I just want to check you out.
00:09:00I just want to check you out.
00:09:01Some say, when you are intoxicated, we see double.
00:09:31Well, Ruth is about to notice she is not the only one living inside herself.
00:09:38Yummy. Watch out. Someone's looking at you.
00:09:52Oh, God. You only wake up and you're still pissed.
00:09:57That's me right now. Pissed and a little bit unlover. Well, you can feel it both.
00:10:05But I actually had a really good night. My head is hurting, though.
00:10:15But what else are we meant to do in this situation that we're all in?
00:10:18So, I got to have a bit of fun and my roommates, housemates, friends, mates are in the biggest mood possible with me today
00:10:33for trying to have a little bit of fun and actually lighten myself and lighten my mood up.
00:10:39And I honestly don't care because if I want to put a little bit of music on and dance
00:10:47and have a few glasses of wine, what's the issue with that?
00:10:52You know?
00:10:54But right now, seeing as the buggered-off out food shopping not even ask me if I want any food.
00:11:00No, no.
00:11:00Because it's everyone hate roof day today, in case you didn't know.
00:11:03So, I'm going to jump in the shower, put some more music on and enjoy myself.
00:11:10Now, I'm all thought a party by myself, but I am getting sick of it.
00:11:14Absolutely sick of it.
00:11:16I'm fed up of living with absolute boring twats who just have a go at me for wanting to have a drink.
00:11:22So, if any of you out there want to have a virtual party with me, let's FaceTime.
00:11:26Let's make this happen.
00:11:27Drop me a DM.
00:11:33Let's make this happen.
00:12:03Let's make this happen.
00:12:33Let's make this happen.
00:13:03You're fucking joking.
00:13:33Try not to laugh.
00:13:59This is my new pad.
00:14:00This is where I am going to be living now.
00:14:03Yep, you heard it.
00:14:05They kicked me out.
00:14:06I wasn't joking when they said I want my last warning.
00:14:09And even though I don't think I've personally done all wrong, they do.
00:14:14So, yeah, I'm here now.
00:14:20They are going to put me a bed in there and obviously clean all the storage out of it.
00:14:25But, yeah.
00:14:26And obviously there's no what I can do about it because I can't exactly go back to my parents' house yet.
00:14:30So, I've just got to hold it out.
00:14:35I've literally been trying to sleep.
00:14:40I don't know how many hours.
00:14:42They're still...
00:14:46They're still at it.
00:14:55I feel like an absolute mug.
00:14:56Well, I'm stuck in here.
00:15:02They're all having a little gathering.
00:15:07I think I'm some sort of pusher.
00:15:09I don't know how many hours I've had enough of this, mate.
00:15:15I am sick of it now.
00:15:18They have literally had me up for hours.
00:15:36Laughing, joking.
00:15:37I'm sure they're doing it louder just to piss me off.
00:15:43Do they think I'm locked in this garage or something?
00:15:45Like I can't come out.
00:15:48I am going to go up here and give them a fucking visit.
00:15:50That's what I'm going to do.
00:15:52Go see what's going on there.
00:16:18It's not real.
00:16:24It's not real.
00:16:25It's not real.
00:16:26It's not real.
00:16:30It's not real.
00:16:41It's not real.
00:16:42It's not real.
00:16:45It's not real.
00:17:00Hello guys, I've put all that rubbish out and I've cleaned up my hats like you asked.
00:17:28Sally is one of those courses that gets stuck in your teeth, irritating. You have to keep prodding it with a stick to jar it loose. But it's still very sweet, just like her little friend, the bear.
00:17:46Hi! Oh wow, what a journey. Man, it's just been crazy. I've been on such a long flight and I'm just getting back to my parents' house now. So I'm really excited. I'm about to go and see everyone.
00:17:59It's just such a stunning view up here. So beautiful.
00:18:08Hey guys, hey! So I've just gotten back to my parents' house and I'm just about to go into my old room. I just want to drag the bag in with me.
00:18:20That's my heavy bag. Oh my god, so weird!
00:18:26Okay. So many mirrors, that's so fun!
00:18:32Hi!
00:18:34Oh wow, this is so weird being back.
00:18:38Yeah, there's some things on my shelf that are like, really old.
00:18:42Oh my god. Oh mum. Nice. Nice.
00:18:49Yep.
00:18:51These bad boys.
00:18:53I remember using these all the time when I was younger.
00:18:58They're so funny. I'm just going to open them up here.
00:19:00It's about half with one hand, talking to you guys.
00:19:03There we go. How's that? Isn't that beautiful?
00:19:06Yeah, these are pretty fun. They're a little bit crooked.
00:19:12Still good though. Still good. Still good.
00:19:17Oh my god.
00:19:19Ugh.
00:19:21Ah, she's put that creepy bear back in my room.
00:19:25Why?
00:19:28Mum's put like a bunch of my old toys.
00:19:31And, um, there's like this creepy bear that I had when I was a kid and she's put it like, back on my top shelf.
00:19:45Like look at that. It's so weird. Look at him.
00:19:48How?
00:19:50Ah.
00:19:53Mum, why'd you do that?
00:19:56Honestly.
00:19:57I was just, um, in my room but I just, like, thought I'd heard something, so I've just working out, um...
00:19:58So, um, I'm just in my room, but I just, like, thought I heard something, so I'm just working
00:20:26up. Man, I just, that beer is just so creepy. I think I'm just going to put something over
00:20:43it. It's so weird. I really hope you guys don't have a creepy beer on. I'm just going to gather
00:20:52it up. That's something. It's creepy. It's so creepy. Now I can get a bit of sleep. Um, now
00:21:19that it's all covered up. And we'll see you guys next time.
00:21:26Hi, um, so I'm just waking up in New Zealand. I've got my coffee and I'm just going out
00:21:45on the deck, the balcony, the veranda, um, to see this beautiful view. Man, you can hear
00:21:52the birds in the background. It's such a crazy journey. It's so nice to wake up here.
00:22:01登場.
00:22:02I'm just going out on the set of different heights. I'm just going to get it on my
00:22:04side.
00:22:05I'm going to go to the bottom of the deck, which is what it's called.
00:22:08I got my coffee. I'm just going to go out the bottom of the deck. I'm just going to
00:22:10see you guys next time. I'm just going to see you guys next time. And then
00:22:13if you're probably going to get to the bottom of the deck, that elves the whole
00:22:16deck, kind of way. You're just going to place it for the end of the deck.
00:22:23And then you're all the best. It's so nice to know.
00:22:27it's so weird the beer is just over there like honestly this is weird like I don't think anyone's
00:22:45home what the hell
00:22:47it's so creepy it's so weird
00:22:54oh my god I'm just gonna keep
00:23:00hi um so I'm just going to take you to um my old library
00:23:24just a second um this is so weird it's kind of like going for a trip down um down memory
00:23:33lane because there are so many books here that I have not seen in ages
00:23:39um what's all this oh yeah so what have we got here
00:23:47we've got um the flock book which with um a farm and all that and the family you've kind of got to learn about these things but man it's so weird seeing some of these books I haven't seen them in ages
00:24:00there we go a lot of chiclet in there beautiful it's just bringing back so many
00:24:09memories it's crazy
00:24:10what's that noise it's weird
00:24:16just heard something
00:24:25it's kind of coming from this area
00:24:31it's just so weird
00:24:38where's it coming from
00:24:40where's it coming from
00:24:44where's it coming from
00:24:48where's it coming from
00:24:52where's it coming from
00:25:14Oh my god. What the hell?
00:25:20That's like not even funny. What the hell?
00:25:25Hilarious. Good one.
00:25:27For fuck's sake. Jesus.
00:25:33Me and my parents think that is so funny.
00:25:37Hilarious. Just fucking hilarious.
00:25:40Um hi guys. Hi. So I'm still at my parents house and I'm just doing some work. Right so
00:25:53I've been home a few days now and like mum's put this bear from my childhood in my room okay.
00:26:00It's a really creepy bear like it's something weird you know like it's real creepy. Um what's been
00:26:06happening I think. My dad's been trying to prank me because he knows that I'm really scared of it
00:26:12right. Okay so he or mum like maybe it's both of them. I don't know um they're like putting the bear
00:26:20in weird parts of the house. It's giving me such a fright like and I don't like I can just feel it
00:26:27watching me and I can just feel it watching me or watching me or watching me. It feels like I
00:26:33can't get away from it. It's actually pretty scary. It feels like I can't get away from it. I know it's fair. I know but yeah.
00:26:54Maybe someone's here. I don't know. Hi. Hello. I don't think anyone's here.
00:27:24Hello? What's that sound? Did you hear that? Did you guys hear that?
00:27:40Oh stupid bear. Okay it's just weird now like I don't know.
00:28:01What? Oh my goodness.
00:28:10Did you guys hear that sound? I think it's just the dog. Hi. Hi. What are you doing up?
00:28:19What are you doing up? Hey. Did you hear it too?
00:28:27Okay that's weird. I feel like there's someone here but I don't know.
00:28:34What are you doing up? Was it you? Was it just you? Was that what the sound was?
00:28:40What the sound was? I don't know.
00:28:52That bear's here. Oh man what?
00:29:01Um. Okay I'm just gonna like go back to my room.
00:29:06Because I don't think there's anything here but I...
00:29:08oh how appetizing a man who has faded to black and white i guess you can say he is the fish
00:29:25course i think he's a dover soul see what i did there
00:29:38so i think it'll be interesting to see just how long it lasts
00:29:44because i don't think anyone knows a lot at this stage
00:29:50but need to remain positive
00:29:58so keith can you please keep it clean and can you please please please
00:30:08spray the air freshener
00:30:16it just never seems to never seems to clean up after himself but um
00:30:24anyway as i was saying um we need to make sure that we're uh we're working together in this and uh
00:30:32and making sure that we're we're all staying positive
00:30:35so i am just checking in the fridge just to see what we have because obviously we need to keep
00:30:47stocked up during times like this and i noticed that there are quite a few things missing
00:30:55as per usual um but more annoyingly i noticed that there's no vegan cheese
00:31:07which i assume has been eaten rather annoyingly because the guy is not even a vegan and he knows
00:31:15that this is the only cheese i can eat
00:31:20particularly as he has yet to pay me any rent for this month because he said he wouldn't be working
00:31:28so i basically said he could pay the money when
00:31:34he had it which is
00:31:41anyway
00:31:57so another day in lockdown
00:32:00and another day with more issues around the house
00:32:07keith thinks it's absolutely fine to leave his washing up in the sink
00:32:14for someone else to do i'm not quite sure who he thinks he's going to be doing it i'm certainly not
00:32:23and no doubt the the empty plates were full of food that i bought for myself which conveniently disappears
00:32:33from the kitchen
00:32:36and he's even taken to
00:32:42finding it necessary to move the toilet rolls the toilet rolls disappear from the bathroom
00:32:47from the cupboard i'm not sure uh why he would take them maybe he thinks it's a bit of a joke i don't know but um
00:32:56no it's not uh it's not very funny at all so um i will be having a word with him about uh these
00:33:05this behavior basically which is uh i'm not comfortable with
00:33:15that's certainly an experience that i don't want to go through again
00:33:20it's a miracle that i actually got some sanitizer
00:33:31same as they were pretty much out of everything today
00:33:37and we'll see how long that lasts assuming no one uses them all up immediately
00:33:43right well that was uh that was very eventful um took me the best part of three hours to to try and
00:33:57get some basic shopping items i uh i went to five shops in the end five shops in this queuing outside the
00:34:06shops it's ridiculous and all these pillocks who are who are hoarding all these items
00:34:17toilet rolls there's no toilet rolls there's no pasta there's no basics but there you go
00:34:28so we've got two toilet rolls left i've put one in the toilet and i have hidden one because i know that
00:34:40it will go missing if i leave it in there i don't believe it it's keith again keith can you remember
00:34:49that we only have one toilet roll left so can you please be considerate
00:34:58thank you
00:35:00i noticed that he didn't uh make an effort to go out because he says he's got no money so he can't but
00:35:10it's okay for me to uh to do with shopping for both of us isn't it yeah
00:35:19so um it's it's pretty late uh now but um i'm not really able to sleep because there are quite a
00:35:33lot of issues that are going on in my head i did the uh the shopping today what i could get and um
00:35:43but when i came down this evening i noticed that a lot of the items that i just bought had actually
00:35:49perhaps unsurprisingly gone missing uh keith um has either eaten them or perhaps he thinks it's it's
00:35:58funny to uh to wind me up maybe hide them maybe put them somewhere that i wouldn't find them i don't
00:36:05know but it's getting really really annoying now and i i really need to do something because he doesn't
00:36:15listen to me he's taking advantage of my hospitality it's my house it should be my rules but it's not
00:36:24it's not and what he's doing is
00:36:26he's getting to a point where i'm going to need to do something i'm going to need to do something
00:36:33desperate um
00:36:39well uh another day on lockdown and i'm uh just about the end of my tether with keith and uh his
00:36:52behaviour i don't believe it he's he's in there again keith can you not use all the toilet roll
00:37:04keith can you not use all the toilet roll
00:37:17put it on i need your wood i need your wood
00:37:30so
00:37:43Well, I think I've, uh, solved the toilet roll problem.
00:38:13Fran is a keep fit fanatic, but she is about to get her cake and eat it.
00:38:22It's the great bloody bake off.
00:38:25Hello.
00:38:26So today I've decided to share with you the exercise routine I've been doing every single
00:38:31day of lockdown.
00:38:32I call this Fran's fitness plan.
00:38:35It's a mix of cardio and ab work.
00:38:39I think, you know, well, this only takes seven minutes, so I think it's a perfect amount
00:38:42of time to be exercising every single day without knackering yourself completely.
00:38:46Without further ado, I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.
00:38:53Okay, four seconds on the front.
00:39:05Okay, nice.
00:39:12I feel pretty good.
00:39:31Um, who knows where I'll be at the end of lockdown, I'll be so much fitter.
00:39:45Protein shakes are really, really good for you.
00:39:48It's just as important to put really good stuff into your body as it is to do the exercises.
00:39:53And especially when we're in lockdown and we're not going to the gym as much as we can.
00:39:58These protein shakes I'm hoping are really going to help me keep the best shape that I
00:40:02want to be.
00:40:04Cheers.
00:40:07Hey guys.
00:40:08So this is my lockdown dating apps reaction video.
00:40:13Um, I've never actually used the dating app before.
00:40:15So I'm quite intrigued to see what the fuss is about.
00:40:18Um, especially during lockdown, it is actually our only way to meet people now.
00:40:23So I thought, let's just do it.
00:40:27See what happens.
00:40:28Okay.
00:40:30I'm in.
00:40:31I've got my profile.
00:40:33Hey, I was writing an article on the finer things in life, and I was hoping I could interview
00:40:39you.
00:40:40No.
00:40:41Let's flip a coin.
00:40:43Hedge, you're mine.
00:40:44Tails, I'm yours.
00:40:46My coin landed like ridge side up.
00:40:48I'm not.
00:40:49Oh, this guy's wearing a polo t-shirt.
00:40:51Oh, I thought we'd have those in primary school.
00:40:54No.
00:40:55Are you a pandemic?
00:40:58Because you've got my heart on lockdown.
00:41:01What?
00:41:03Is heaven your quarantine zone?
00:41:05Because you look like an angel.
00:41:07These are awful.
00:41:08These are so generic.
00:41:09I don't think he's real.
00:41:11This guy says he's funny, handsome and stupid.
00:41:14Ugh.
00:41:15You can't play hard and work hard.
00:41:17If you say that, you're not doing either hard enough.
00:41:20Brackets.
00:41:21I don't work very hard.
00:41:23Oh God.
00:41:26So what I've got from this is that dating apps don't inc...
00:41:30So what I've got from this is that dating apps haven't improved since the lockdown started.
00:41:36I've never actually used a dating app before.
00:41:41And they probably seriously need to improve if this is how people are going to meet in the future and, you know, for the rest of our lives maybe.
00:41:51So, yeah.
00:41:53Dating apps.
00:41:54It's a no from me.
00:41:56So I was just watching videos on YouTube and I came across this advert for a healthy chocolate cake.
00:42:05And at first I didn't really think it would actually be healthy but I've looked at the ingredients and it looks pretty good.
00:42:11So I've decided today I'm going to bake a healthy chocolate cake.
00:42:16So I'm ready to start baking my cake.
00:42:18I've got everything out ready to go.
00:42:21I've got a camera down here that's hopefully going to catch everything that I do on the surface.
00:42:26Let's do it.
00:42:28Oh, my God.
00:42:30I'm ready to begin seeing what the material is so much as I can add.
00:42:37I'm going to be ready to do it.
00:42:38I'll be ready to get that at the end of the video.
00:42:40And I'll be ready to do it.
00:42:41We'll be ready to do it.
00:42:42I'll be ready to begin my cake.
00:42:43Can the back over time?
00:42:44Okay.
00:42:45I'll see you guys.
00:42:46I'll do it.
00:42:47I'll be ready to dissolve in my cake.
00:42:48If you want a cake and a cake and a cake and a cake and a cake.
00:42:51Oh, I'm ready to fill it out.
00:42:53Or a cake and a cake and a cake and a cake.
00:42:55It's perfect for y'all of my cake.
00:42:57And I'll be ready to faire it.
00:42:58okay so my first attempt hasn't gone very well um it's way too runny so i've got to start again
00:43:28so it goes into the oven for about 20 minutes
00:43:48so that got burnt um
00:43:58try again so a bit of a problem after burning the second cake um and the mixture that was too runny
00:44:08went down the sink i haven't got enough of the cocoa powder
00:44:21i've been looking everywhere
00:44:28i mean
00:44:44i mean this might be enough
00:44:53there's cocoa powder in packets um
00:45:05this is going to be the one looks pretty good i think
00:45:10so here is ready to go in
00:45:22so three attempts later my cake is finally done um
00:45:25yeah we got there in the end i'm going to now have a clean up because i'm in a mess and
00:45:36i should probably get changed as well
00:45:40here it is
00:45:43cake fork
00:45:44oh my god
00:45:52this is the best cake i've ever had no question oh my god
00:45:58this is healthy
00:46:01this is healthy tasty cake
00:46:03it's so good
00:46:06oh my god
00:46:08i'm very proud of myself
00:46:11um
00:46:13it's got like like a kind of musky flavour
00:46:16i don't even know what that is i've never tasted anything like that
00:46:21i don't know how much of this i might eat now but
00:46:24maybe one more slice
00:46:33oh my god
00:46:42so i might have meat i might have eaten
00:46:46a bit more of the cake than i thought i was going to um for reference
00:46:54i mean it's healthy
00:47:00you only live once right
00:47:08i think i need a long lie down
00:47:12fran has lost the plot
00:47:14the plot has lost fran
00:47:15i mean the proof is in the pudding or
00:47:25lack of
00:47:28i feel a bit weird
00:47:34not
00:47:49i don't know
00:47:51i don't know
00:47:52what's happening
00:47:53i think
00:47:54i think
00:47:57i think
00:47:58i think
00:47:58i think
00:47:58i think
00:47:59i think
00:48:00What?
00:48:13What?
00:48:24Oh...
00:48:25It's the cake, it's because I don't eat sugar, oh no, in the bag, what was in the bag, I'm
00:48:50going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die,
00:48:55I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die,
00:49:25haunted by himself or perhaps somebody else. He's very sad. I find that funny.
00:49:34This little tasty offering will have us believing in ghosts.
00:49:55I'll see you next time.
00:50:55Hi.
00:51:13Um, as some of you may know, um,
00:51:25I recently lost my wife to the virus and, uh,
00:51:39I thought it might be a good idea to start, um, a video diary to share my experience with you.
00:51:57Um, because I need to do something.
00:52:07I need to do something productive, you know?
00:52:11You know, this, this was meant to be our home.
00:52:25You know, newlyweds moving into their first home.
00:52:31And, um, now it's just me.
00:52:37I mean, I, I don't know if you've,
00:52:43I don't know if you've lost someone,
00:52:49but, you know, sometimes it's almost like she's still here, like,
00:52:55I can feel her.
00:52:57I feel something.
00:52:59I don't know.
00:53:01So, um,
00:53:13thank you for, thank you for watching this and, um,
00:53:19I will, um,
00:53:21I'll post, um,
00:53:23I'll post the video again soon.
00:53:25Hey guys, um,
00:53:45it's, um,
00:53:493.20am.
00:53:55And, um,
00:53:59I just woke up because
00:54:07it feels like someone is lying next to me in the bed.
00:54:13It's so weird.
00:54:17I've been scared to look.
00:54:21Ok, let's have a look.
00:54:25Ok, let's have a look.
00:54:47There's no one there.
00:54:53I feel like I'm going crazy, guys.
00:54:59I can hear music.
00:55:11I can hear music.
00:55:13It's like the music she used to listen to.
00:55:27She loved this.
00:55:31She loved this.
00:55:33She loved to dance.
00:55:37Where's it coming from?
00:55:41Where is it coming from?
00:56:00Okay.
00:56:11Let's go.
00:56:41There's nothing here.
00:57:11What the hell?
00:57:19What the hell?
00:57:32What the hell?
00:57:34What the hell?
00:57:42What the hell?
00:57:44What the hell?
00:57:58What the hell?
00:58:00What the hell?
00:58:02What the hell?
00:58:04What the hell?
00:58:06Oh god.
00:58:08So...
00:58:10I'm going to go and...
00:58:12check...
00:58:14the flap.
00:58:16Okay?
00:58:18Here we go.
00:58:20How did you think...
00:58:22you...
00:58:23how did you just feel?
00:58:24What the hell?
00:58:26How did you go?
00:58:28How did you go?
00:58:30How did you go?
00:58:32How did you go?
00:58:34I don't know.
00:59:04The door's open.
00:59:09Someone's open the door.
00:59:34Hello?
00:59:49I don't know.
01:00:19I don't know.
01:00:49I don't know.
01:00:51I don't know.
01:00:53I don't know.
01:00:55I don't know.
01:00:57I don't know.
01:01:01I don't know.
01:01:03I don't know.
01:01:07I don't know.
01:01:09I don't know.
01:01:11I don't know.
01:01:19I don't know.
01:01:21I don't know.
01:01:23I don't know.
01:01:33I don't know.
01:01:35I don't know.
01:01:37I don't know.
01:01:39I don't know.
01:01:41I don't know.
01:01:43I don't know.
01:01:45I don't know.
01:01:47I don't know.
01:01:49I don't know.
01:01:51I don't know.
01:01:53I don't know.
01:01:55I don't know.
01:01:57I'm trying to get hold of the doctor, but I'm just going to describe it, but I can't get
01:02:07hold of any of the pharmacies.
01:02:09I don't know what I'm going to do.
01:02:11I just have to keep trying.
01:02:25I've only got hold of the doctor, but he won't prescribe it over the phone.
01:02:30He needs Gareth to go in.
01:02:32But Gareth said he's too unwell, so I'm just waiting for the doctor to just hopefully do
01:02:39the prescription over the phone.
01:02:45We'll get him those meds.
01:02:48He needs them.
01:02:55So I'll try to get hold of my mum.
01:02:57My last ditch effort to get hold of these meds.
01:03:01But even she is struggling to get hold of hers.
01:03:08There just seems to be a shortage everywhere.
01:03:12No one can get hold of their meds.
01:03:16It's just...
01:03:20Gareth, honey, are you okay?
01:03:24I'm going to go.
01:03:31I just tried, like, the fifth pharmacy.
01:03:37They can't get hold of his meds.
01:03:40There's just a shortage everywhere.
01:03:44I don't know when I'll be able to get hold of them.
01:03:46He's happy playing games right now in the lounge, but...
01:03:56It's giving me such a headache.
01:04:03Hey, little fishies.
01:04:05You reckon we're going to get daddy his meds?
01:04:09Hey, little fishies.
01:04:10I got a goose.
01:04:11You might be able to get my my legs.
01:04:12Yeah, well, I don't know why.
01:04:13I don't know.
01:04:14Look at all the pictures.
01:04:16Oh shit.
01:04:17They're getting worse.
01:04:18Oh shit.
01:04:19He's getting worse.
01:04:20Oh my gosh.
01:04:50This is
01:05:20Shit.
01:05:22Shit.
01:05:24Shit.
01:05:50Shit.
01:05:52Shit.
01:05:56Shit.
01:06:00Shit.
01:06:04Fearplend 1000m
01:06:10Fearneed.
01:06:16Fearneed.
01:06:20I'm sorry.
01:06:33Pickups and stuff.
01:06:36It's always a mess.
01:06:38It's always a bloody mess.
01:06:42What's that?
01:06:50Diary.
01:06:57Let's go have a captive diary.
01:07:02Have a captive diary.
01:07:04Let's go have a captive diary.
01:07:34Do you know what I love?
01:07:43Sally.
01:08:02Oh.
01:08:02Oh.
01:08:02Oh.
01:08:02Oh.
01:08:03Oh.
01:08:03Oh.
01:08:03Oh.
01:08:03Oh.
01:08:04Oh.
01:08:04Oh.
01:08:04Oh.
01:08:04Baby, it's so stupid.
01:08:34Baby, it's so stupid.
01:09:04Baby, it's so stupid.
01:09:34Baby, it's so stupid.
01:10:04Baby, it's so stupid.
01:10:34Baby, it's so stupid.
01:10:41Baby, it's so stupid.
01:10:46Baby, it's so stupid.
01:10:50Baby, it's so stupid.
01:10:52Baby, it's so stupid.
01:11:02She is so stupid.
01:11:04She is a reclusive.
01:11:05I love these types of soul.
01:11:06So innocent and juicy.
01:11:08She is paranoid about everything, but she is about to have the delivery from hell.
01:11:17Hi everyone, my top tip today is a bathroom cleaning tip and it's how to get into all
01:11:24those little crevices where your normal bathroom sponge can't get.
01:11:30What you need to use is one of these. It's an old toothbrush.
01:11:36My mum always taught me to hang onto all the toothbrushes, so that's what I do.
01:11:40What you need to do is give it a bit of a squirt around here.
01:11:44I'm just using a normal bathroom cleaner, but if you've got quite a build-up of life-scale
01:11:48you can get a specialist life-scale cleaner.
01:11:51You can leave it to work for a few minutes or get stuck in straight away
01:11:55and then just get scrubbing with this old toothbrush.
01:12:00The little bristles will get right in where your normal bathroom sponge can't get.
01:12:06We're just giving it a good old scrub, just rinse it down and I promise you it will look good as new.
01:12:13So, that's my top tip. Give it a go.
01:12:38Hello, Cleaning Clan. I would like to introduce you to...
01:12:44Felix, who's a feather duster. Just some top tips for feather dusting.
01:13:10Now, Felix and I know that you will probably normally go into the corner rooms, things like that,
01:13:16but what you sometimes need to remember that it's often forgotten is you need to do the hidden places you can't see.
01:13:23For example, in my kitchen, along the top of the units, spiders like going there as well.
01:13:28They think that we can't see them, it's true, but we can get rid of the evidence that they've been there.
01:13:36So don't forget, once you've done, go along the edges of your rooms to go into those hidden bits as well.
01:13:44Don't forget things like the top of the door frames, top of the doors.
01:13:52That's the top tip. Just remember to feather dust where you can't see.
01:13:58I can't see.
01:14:28The other person goes into the top of the door frames.
01:14:34This guy's on the back of the door.
01:14:37I'm going to look at the top of the door frames.
01:14:40I'm going to throw it in front of the floor frames and put them in front of the door frames.
01:14:43So, if there are no other parts that they were looking at.
01:14:46Put them down.
01:14:48If there are no other parts that they could dig in, it's always a big deal.
01:14:51All right.
01:15:21I'm a bit apprehensive about how much longer this lockdown is going to go on because I
01:15:44am nearly out of all my cleaning products. I've hardly got any soap left and I've got about two squirts of disinfectant spray left in my bottle and I've got about three wipes and that's it and every time I go to the shops to try and stock up the shelves are empty. How am I supposed to keep germs and this virus off me and out of my house if I can't clean things?
01:16:14Oh and then yesterday this parcel arrived and I don't remember ordering anything. Anyway I've put it in the porch. I'm not bringing it into the main bit of the house. You know I have no idea what it is. There's nothing on it to say where it came from.
01:16:33I've been thinking you hear of these malicious people don't you that send like nail bombs and well what if somebody was trying to send me a virus bomb? You know you get nasty people like that don't you?
01:16:49But then I was thinking I don't know anyone who dislikes me that much. Except maybe Trudy from work. She's never liked me. She doesn't hate me enough to want to kill me. Does she?
01:17:09She doesn't hate me.
01:17:16You can sign and Matt Mahoney.
01:17:24Here's my shirt.
01:17:36I do it.
01:17:38Hmm...
01:19:08So, it's been a few days since I last checked in.
01:19:28I'm pretty certain that this is the virus.
01:19:35I've just got no energy.
01:19:41I've got this cough.
01:19:44I'm at a really utter loss to how I could have caught it.
01:20:00I've caught it though.
01:20:02I've got no energy.
01:20:04I've got no energy.
01:20:08I've got no energy.
01:20:16I've got no energy.
01:20:17I've got no energy.
01:20:20So, the moment of truth.
01:20:50There's a cold in here.
01:21:20It's from Sylvia, my dear friend.
01:21:39It says to my dear friend, Joan.
01:21:51I know how much you love keeping spickles, man.
01:22:00So here are a few little pretzies just to help you keep yourself and your house sparkling clean in this strange old time of lockdown.
01:22:19Stay safe.
01:22:25I'll see you on the other side.
01:22:28Lots of love.
01:22:31Sylvia.
01:22:35Shower gel.
01:22:45The hand sanitizer.
01:22:52It's like disinfecting the spray.
01:23:02Wipes.
01:23:04I'll see you on the other side.
01:23:16Good old Sylvia.
01:23:31Oh, that was a super meal.
01:23:37I love most of them.
01:23:39But one or two gave me a little bit of indigestion.
01:23:43But hey, inhale indigestion is nothing.
01:23:47So until next time, my lovies.
01:23:49Stay safe.
01:23:51And be careful who you tell your stories to.
01:23:55Or when you like to see you on the other side.
01:24:11So.
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