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00:30Ho, ho, ho! Ho, ho, H-M-O
00:33Christmas is awesome
00:35Yep, it's my favorite time of the year
00:37The lights, the snow globes, and whatever this is
00:40I think it's a tree skirt
00:41Yes, even the trees get dressed up at Christmas
00:44And nothing puts me in the mood for Christmas
00:46More than the 4th of July
00:48Yep, Christmas starts earlier and earlier every year
00:51So talking about their comic books
00:54We're cool, me too
00:55But they had a mean old principal who told them what to
00:58Wah, wah, wah, wah
00:59So they got a hypno ring and first they made him dance
01:01Then accidentally hung on purpose
01:03Turned him into Captain Underpants
01:05True-la-la
01:06With the snap, he's the captain, not the brightest man
01:09And don't forget when he gets wet, you're back where you begin
01:12Wah, wah, wah
01:13Put it all together, what could possibly go wrong?
01:16And this is the end of the Captain Underpants song
01:19For all the Christmas specials
01:22Extreme exploits of the explosive X-mas
01:25Chapter 1, Merry Twistmas
01:27Six months later, it was finally Christmas
01:30Cheer was in the air
01:31And smoke from a small grease fire at Chanty Chicken
01:34Man, you can't be Christmas at Christmas time
01:37Yeah, it's like having Christmas at Christmas
01:40I'll say you tangled string lights
01:42And nothing says Christmas like a lukewarm mug of ham nog
01:46I'll take the hit
01:47What's ham nog?
01:47A one-of-a-kind beverage and precious holiday treasure
01:50Made from baked ham, raw eggs, smoked oysters, and a dash of cinnamon
01:54This holiday season, fill your cup to the brim with Smickleflap's ham nog
01:58Hammy holidays
01:59Ugh, tastes like low tide
02:03It checks all the boxes
02:04Smokey, creamy, chewy, fishy, chunky
02:06That sounds awful
02:09To a primitive palate
02:10When they discontinued it
02:11I bought every last gallon
02:12And put it in my freezy-does-it-2,000
02:14To preserve it for the next 10,000 years
02:16No!
02:18Every Christmas, I allow myself a few drops
02:21Of this precious nectar
02:22I kinda wanna taste it now
02:24Never!
02:25Because it's all for me
02:26And your nog-nothings
02:27Ha!
02:28Nog burn
02:28Man, Melvin liking Christmas
02:30Is not a good look for Christmas
02:32But even Melvin can't ruin Christmas
02:34Nope, cause Christmas is perfect
02:36I hear rustling
02:38Probably gloves
02:39I'm getting wind chimes
02:40And...
02:42Nine iron?
02:43Trying to guess gifts again, huh?
02:45Yeah, this one's for you
02:46Ooh, you're getting broken glass
02:49Tell you what
02:50Since we can't open presents yet
02:52How's about a sneak read of
02:53Tis the Eve for the Day Twas Christmas?
02:56But that poem's for Christmas Eve
02:58Which is two weeks away, George's dad
03:00I know
03:00That's what makes it naughty and nice
03:02Did someone mess with my chair?
03:06Cause it's all...
03:07I can't get it to...
03:09Why won't it just...
03:10Ah, perfect
03:12Here we go
03:13Tis the Eve for the Day Twas Christmas
03:15The village is brimming with cheer
03:17The blacksmith is smithing
03:19What's smithing?
03:20No idea
03:21Seamstress is seeming
03:22What's seeming?
03:23It's me
03:24For soon old Saint Nick will be here
03:26With eight flying reindeer
03:28I gotta say
03:29This poem's a little rusty
03:30Yeah
03:31And these sweaters are pretty ugly
03:33And itchy
03:33All this waiting
03:34Waiting for Santa
03:36Waiting to open presents
03:37Waiting for Grandpa Roger
03:38To go back to Boca
03:39So I don't have to sleep on the floor
03:40Maybe Christmas isn't perfect
03:45Maybe it could use some upgrades
03:46Yeah
03:47Might be time for a Chris makeover
03:49Let's slide
03:50And with that Santa whispers
03:52So instead of red bows
03:57How about laser shows?
03:59You mean like this?
04:01Instead of peppermint
04:03Super spicy sour salty
04:04Scorched banana apple berry blast
04:06Instead of ugly sweaters
04:07Cool Christmas capes
04:08Instead of jolly old Saint Nick
04:11Jack's new Santa
04:13Instead of tired sad carols
04:14Holla DJ's
04:16Instead of bland ham
04:18Corn dog taco pizza chili changa
04:20Instead of boring decorated trees
04:22Titanic tree bots
04:24Man, we're gonna need more than a day
04:25To fit all this stuff in
04:26So we make Christmas a whole week
04:28Yes
04:29We should make a comic
04:30Chapter 2
04:31Captain Underpants and the Christmas Chaos
04:33By George Beard and Harold Hutchins
04:35So
04:35A couple of months before Christmas
04:37Santa was testing new toys
04:38One was a robot named Rogi
04:40A warbot who made lots of noise
04:42Rogi the robot went rogue
04:43Not surprising because of his name
04:45It took Santa's hostage and war
04:47Pay the ransom because this ain't no game
04:49The ransom was one trillion dollars
04:51And a motorcycle that flies and shoots flame
04:53Pay your Christmas is canceled he warned
04:55Because again
04:55This ain't no game
04:57The world didn't have that much dough
04:58So they did the only thing they could do
05:00They called for their hero in undies
05:02And in Captain
05:02Thunderpants
05:03Blow
05:04When Captain Underpants heard about Santa
05:06He said
05:06Oh no, that's really bad
05:08But don't worry folks
05:09I love Christmas
05:10It's my favorite time to wear plaid
05:12Captain Underpants mission was clear
05:14To see Santa and Christmas too
05:15Cause if he found
05:16No holiday party
05:17Not even old howly night
05:19At the zoo
05:20Captain Underpants flew to the North Pole
05:22A weird snow drift made him look twice
05:24So he dug and he dug and he dug and he dug and he dug and he found a jail
05:27With the ice
05:28Here's the thing about prison
05:29It can change a man and that's the best
05:31So when Captain Underpants found Santa
05:33He was no longer jolly
05:34He was jacked
05:36Robots charged in from off sides
05:37The heroes were caught in the trap
05:39Rogi was all
05:39Keeps over you fool
05:41But you said this ain't no game
05:42Said Cap
05:43Captain Underpants thought they were goners
05:45But new Jack Santa stepped in
05:46They fought side by side like pro bowlers
05:48And they smashed all the pots for the win
05:51To celebrate Jack Santa declared
05:53The Christmas would have a new name
05:54From that day on it would be bliss-mas
05:57And be a whole new ball game
05:58With lasers explosion and fun and steaks
06:00And dance music and parades and jalapeno poppers
06:03And ape racing and monster trucks
06:04The forest climbing and french toast
06:06And a party that lasted a week
06:08And a dinosaur made out of fire for some reason
06:10And oh yeah
06:11This was supposed to rhyme
06:13Okay, the end
06:13Presents under the tree
06:15Then helps himself to a cookie of three
06:18They fought side by side like pro bowlers
06:21And they smashed all the pots for the win
06:23Hey, that's not right
06:25No, it's better than right
06:26Because we made it awesome
06:27To you?
06:29But Christmas isn't
06:30My chair is so
06:32I just can't get it to
06:33Okay, I need a new chair
06:36Oh, wait
06:37There's the button
06:37But Christmas isn't about you
06:40It's about everyone
06:42Instead of thinking about ourselves
06:44We think about others
06:45Mom, were you here the whole time?
06:47Mom?
06:48What are you doing here?
06:49Giving
06:49That's the spirit of every Christmas tradition
06:51Singing for other people
06:53Baking cookies for other people
06:55Giving presents to other people
06:57Even this poem
06:59It's about how Santa puts everyone before himself
07:01That's his thing
07:03It's also this Christmas special's thing
07:05Thanks, George and Harold's parents
07:06Where's that music coming from?
07:08Sorry, I was watching Lee Dingman's Christmas movie
07:11Christmas Lee's Christmas Tree
07:12On my phone
07:13Christmas Lee's Christmas Tree
07:15A place for joy, not punching
07:18Unless there's a ninja attack
07:20Ninja attack!
07:27Merry Christmas!
07:28Oh, you got me
07:30You crazy Christmas ninjas
07:32That's what we're talking about
07:33Even action movie star Lee Dingman
07:35Is boring at Christmas
07:36But if Christmas was more like our comic
07:38It would be better
07:38Better for you
07:39Exactly
07:40And better for us
07:42Is better for everyone
07:43All I know is Christmas ain't broke
07:46So don't fix it
07:47Oh no!
07:48Eternal darkness
07:49Off the doors!
07:50Board the windows!
07:51Candles were a tradition
07:52Until someone started a better tradition
07:54Lights!
07:55Yeah, so was black and white TV
07:57Until they invented color
07:58And every Christmas tradition
07:59Started somewhere
08:00Stockings
08:01Cyber Monday
08:02Even Santa Claus
08:03Man, I'd love to see how Santa got started
08:05Too bad that's impossible
08:06But nothing's impossible on TV
08:08Welcome to Toys of London
08:10The world's biggest toy store
08:11300 years ago
08:12Toys of London is the top toy titan
08:14You have all the toys
08:16Dolls, marbles, rattles
08:17And that's it
08:19I propose you stop selling toys
08:21And start giving them away
08:23But that's not all
08:24We're going to wrap the toys
08:26And put them under a tree
08:28Inside your house
08:30And we're going to call it
08:31Wait for it
08:33Christmas!
08:37Why?
08:38Exactly!
08:39Now who's with me?
08:40Mr. Claus
08:41Go call me Santa
08:43Mr. Claus was my father
08:44Very well, Santa
08:45If we give our toys away
08:48How will we make any money?
08:50You won't!
08:51So we got a deal?
08:53Why are there teacups here?
08:57Oh, right
08:58It's England
08:59Chapter 3
09:00That's show, Fizz
09:01Not again
09:08Coast is clear
09:09It's copy time
09:10Once we put a copy of our comic
09:11In the hands of every person
09:13To people
09:13Blissmas will be a go
09:14Help
09:15Was that Miss Anthrop calling for help?
09:17Nah, that was the copy
09:18Help
09:19I hope it doesn't break before we're done
09:20Me too
09:21Can I help?
09:22Yeah, grab some more paper
09:23Ooh, Antonia
09:24Sure thing
09:25But first
09:25Why don't you
09:26Get in my office right now!
09:28Help
09:29Was that Miss Anthrop calling for help?
09:31No
09:32That was the copier
09:33Misallocation of school copying resources
09:37That's a serious offense
09:39What to do?
09:40You can give us your keys
09:42Let me in, it's my house
09:45And I have to go number two
09:46You could nominate us for membership in your yak lodge
09:49Let me in, let me in, I'm a yak
09:52Yeehaw, yeehaw
09:54You could take us on a Christmas cruise
09:55Let me in, I paid for this cruise
09:59Boys, Christmas is my favorite time of year
10:02Three weeks of paid time off
10:04With nothing but a roaring fire
10:06And a freezer full of sticks
10:08I got dirt cheap at the beef thief
10:10Steaks, roasts, burgers
10:12If it's beef, we got it
10:13And the price is so low
10:14You'd swear it was stolen
10:16Cause it was
10:17Ooh, gotta go
10:19But there's one thing about Christmas I can't stand
10:23Christmas fudge flab?
10:24Ah!
10:24Christmas credit card debt
10:25Ah!
10:26Ow!
10:27The school Christmas pageant
10:29Isn't Miss Hurd in charge of the pageant?
10:30She was, but apparently Miss Hurd passed away last year
10:33So who directed it last year?
10:34Her ghost, but now her ghost is retiring
10:37The good news is I can finally shut down the music program
10:43The bad news is none of the other teachers will step up
10:47You have to direct the pageant
10:48You're a gym teacher
10:50You know about theater
10:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no
10:53Is that a yes or a no?
10:54You're sending mixed signals
10:56Huh?
10:58Where's Miss Hurd?
11:00If I don't find someone to direct the pageant
11:02I'll have to do it
11:04And I'd rather be eaten by sharks
11:06Than spend more time with you kids
11:08But you're a school principal
11:09Ugh, don't remind me
11:11But the good news is
11:12You already said the good news
11:13There's more good news
11:14And the good news is I found someone
11:17Jingle bells, jingle bells
11:20Jingle all the way
11:22Hey!
11:23I can't believe Krupp is making us direct the Christmas pageant
11:27Worst punishment ever
11:28Yup, this pageant is stale
11:30Hasn't changed since the dinosaurs did it
11:32Jingle bells, jingle bells
11:34You're right
11:36And that's why we should totally upgrade it
11:38Hey guys, we all love Christmas
11:39But what if we made it cooler?
11:41Because that's what we're going to do
11:42We're turning Christmas into bliss
11:44Starting with the pageant
11:45We've been asleep at the Christmas wheel
11:47And it's time to hit the Blissmas gas
11:49Yay!
11:50Sorry, Meat Loaf Monday
11:52Don't be sorry
11:53Because Blissmas doesn't apologize for anything
11:55Yay!
11:56Did I lose these sleigh bells?
11:58Only if you want to
11:59Yay!
12:00Wait, I like sleigh bells
12:02I love this
12:03It's new
12:03It's bold
12:04It's uncompromising
12:06But our parents won't be on board
12:08All things change
12:09Christmas is a thing
12:10You gotta break some eggs to make eggnog
12:12Exactly
12:13And I know a thing or two about Nog
12:15George and Harold's pageant
12:16Is going to be legendary
12:18Really?
12:18Yes
12:19A legendary train wreck
12:20And I'll have a front row seat
12:23To enjoy every moment of it
12:25With a room temperature mug of ham nog
12:27Okay, let's wreck this pageant from the top
12:38Why does it smell like the pier?
12:40Ham nog!
12:41Meanwhile, 300 years ago
12:42Christmas was still a hard sell
12:44Because if the Eiffel Toyer gives its toys away
12:47It will inspire people to think about others before themselves
12:51Croissants
12:55And if people think about others before themselves
12:58Thanks to Toysland Uberalis
13:00They'll be happy
13:02Ah, bratwurst
13:06And if everyone is happy
13:08The world will be a better place
13:10Courtesy of Neutralitoys
13:12Oh, jeez
13:17Big school Christmas pageant tonight
13:20No shoes, no shirt, no Santa show
13:22Break a leg, kids
13:23Tonight is Blissmas
13:25And Santa's going to town
13:27Nice
13:29Now let's get naughty
13:30Chapter 4
13:31Swing and a Christmas
13:32Oh, hello parents of some students
13:36And you too, other parents of some other students
13:40I did it
13:41I made George and Harold direct the Christmas pageant
13:44And I didn't even check on them
13:46I'm a Christmas genius
13:47Aren't you worried that George and Harold changed the pageant?
13:51No
13:51Wait, what?
13:54Oh no
13:56It's Christmas Eve
13:58The war on Christmas has raged for centuries
14:00But this year, 2127
14:03Is the year a hero rises from the tinsel
14:05And Christmas becomes Blissmas
14:08Because Santa's coming to town to kick some bot butt
14:13Thanks, Dasher
14:16You too, dancer and prancer
14:18Love the new look, Santa
14:19You're like super jacked now
14:22Stay frosty, Christmas commandos
14:23That explosion woke up the metalheads
14:25We're going to have to blast our way out of here
14:27Good
14:27Let's wreck the halls
14:29The metalheads have force fields
14:40Our lasers can't break through
14:41No
14:42But the mistletoe missile will
14:44Hope you have insurance
14:50Santa should be here by now
14:55But he's not
14:56It's the end of Christmas
14:58Ho ho hopeless
15:00Right
15:01Because it's the beginning of Blissmas
15:04And this night ain't silent anymore
15:06So make some noise and have a mega Blissmas
15:10Corndog taco pizza chili chocolate for everyone
15:18Ow
15:19Oh, and there's a dinosaur made of fire for some reason
15:26That's crunchy
15:27And hot
15:29Mega Blissmas everyone
15:32Merry Christmas
15:42Man, the crowd was so blown away
15:44They couldn't even clap
15:45Or cheer
15:46Or talk
15:47Or even move
15:48We did it
15:49We made Blissmas a thing
15:50It was awesome
15:51To us
15:52To the audience
15:53Not so much
15:54My parents hated it
15:56My mom started crying
15:57Tears of sorrow
15:59Oh, my family stopped sweating
16:01That's never happened before
16:02My mother called her liar
16:04My dad said we're moving
16:06What are you talking about?
16:07We killed it
16:08We sure did
16:08We killed Christmas
16:11Why what?
16:20Yeah, can you be more specific?
16:22Why did you change the pageant?
16:26Everybody loved that old sap fest
16:29And you ruined it
16:30Now the parents are furious
16:32And they're taking it out on me
16:34So I'm going to take it out on you
16:37Get ready for some ho-ho hard labor
16:40Honey, we're not mad
16:46We're disappointed
16:47I'm both
16:48And confused
16:49Why was there a dinosaur?
16:51And why do I have to sit in the middle?
16:53What's so bad about Blissmas?
16:54Blissmas is for you
16:56Christmas is for everyone
16:58And everyone loved that pageant
17:00Until tonight
17:02Too bad more people didn't love ham nog
17:04Now that made for a hammy holiday
17:06Getting rid of it was a Christmas crime
17:08Maybe the real crime was not giving Blissmas a chance
17:12Boys, I want you to read this
17:14T'was the eve for the day
17:16T'was Christmas
17:17We read it
17:18But you don't get it
17:19Christmas was about putting others before yourself
17:22Right from the start
17:23And that will never change
17:25I'm calling smickle flaps
17:27I want a ham nog reboot
17:28Mmm, ham nog
17:30Uh, this pageant punishment sure is pungent
17:33More like putrid
17:34Maybe your parents are right
17:36Maybe Christmas will never change
17:38Unless we use Melvin's time tow to go back in time
17:41And change Christmas before it starts
17:42Yes, exactly what I was thinking
17:45I'm sure that's what they meant
17:46That is not what they meant
17:48Don't touch that last toilet
17:49Why?
17:50I'm defrosting ribeyes in there
17:52Why?
17:54Well, the beef thief says to defrost meat in a toilet
17:56And mine are full of T-bones and tri-tip
17:59You know, Christmas pass might be dangerous
18:01Yeah, so
18:03Let's bring a holiday heavy to watch our backs
18:05La la lavatory
18:10I've done that one before
18:12But it never gets old
18:13Ooh
18:14Are these toilet steaks spoken for?
18:16So when was the first Christmas?
18:20I don't know
18:21Let's ask Santa
18:22We're gonna meet Santa?
18:25Santa!
18:28And to close out the D's
18:30I want a Dr. Dog
18:32That's a dog that's licensed to practice medicine
18:34What do you mean you don't know when all this started?
18:37Didn't they teach you that in mall Santa training?
18:40Look, kid
18:40I'm just an actor trying to make a buck
18:42I graduated from Juilliard
18:43I was the lead on the Zoovestigator for three seasons
18:46It's not like those monkeys could have opened this unlocked door and walked out
18:50Oh, wait
18:51Yes, they could have
18:53That show was underrated
18:56Psst
18:57Youse twos want the Santa skinny?
18:59Follows me
19:00Elderly llama
19:01An eel tank filled with eel
19:03Chapter 5, Elf Help
19:05Oh, why is this igloo so small?
19:07Because it ain't a real igloo
19:09So shut your yaps and listen up
19:10Name's Yule
19:11Yule Tide
19:12I'm one of Santa's little helpers
19:13Real Santa
19:14Wait, you're a real elf?
19:16That's right, Chief
19:17Don't get your stockings in a nut
19:18So why is this you kids asking so many questions about Santa?
19:22Because we want to bring Christmas into the 21st century
19:24Oh, yeah?
19:25How's you gonna do that?
19:26We were gonna use a time machine to go back to the first Christmas Eve and have a chat with Santa
19:30Time machine, eh, all right, I'll bite
19:321720 North Pole, that's when Santa became Santa
19:35You goes there, maybe you can give Christmas how much you need to kick in a pants
19:39Thanks
19:39I guess you're our one will help her, too
19:41Oh, is that an elf crack?
19:43No, he just meant that I
19:45I'm just busting your chops
19:48We're on the same team
19:49Look at me, 300 years of pointy hats and pointy shoes is enough
19:52I'm an elf, not a clown
19:53Why can't I wear something nice?
19:55So you wanted to tell Santa that elves need new clothes?
19:57Oh, I didn't say that, used it
19:59All right, we're done here, beat it
20:01And take your man baby with you
20:03He's coming up to works
20:04And a giraffe man
20:06That's the G's
20:07You need a break or should we push through to the Z's?
20:13Chair, add that to the chugs
20:15Dear Mr. Claus
20:16I'll forego the pleasantries and get straight to my Christmas demands
20:19In order of priority
20:21One, bring back Smickleflap's ham nog
20:23Obviously
20:23Two, facial hair
20:25Preferably a mustache
20:26But a soul patch will suffice
20:28Three, absolute power
20:30Four, the
20:31Merry Christmas, Melvin
20:32I should have replaced Mother with a guard dog
20:34And Christmas is next week, you cracked ornament
20:36Yeah, but we wanted to give you an early gift
20:38Let me guess
20:39Is it a spring-loaded boxing glove?
20:42Or a set of propeller bow ties?
20:45Or is it a rabid badger?
20:49You have to open it to find out
20:50Very well, then
20:52Behold
20:53The anti-depressant 2000
20:55Built for precisely this occasion
20:58What was that?
21:04Uh, war moose
21:05It's your NATO
21:06My fault for asking
21:08Who's there?
21:11Spring NATO
21:11Spring moose
21:12Why do I bother?
21:17Where's he going?
21:18Bathroom?
21:21Uh, toilet moose
21:22Toilet NATO
21:22I wait for the future
21:25Ah-ha
21:29It's
21:30It's
21:31It's beautiful
21:33We had Bo make it for you
21:35Yeah, now you can drink ham-nog out of your own head
21:37Oh
21:38I'll be right back
21:44I think he's really touched
21:46Got it
21:47And
21:48He'll never even know I was here
21:50In this mug
22:00Is perfectly lukewarm ham-nog
22:02I have never before shared it with another living creature
22:05Not even mother
22:07Go!
22:08But now
22:09The three of us
22:11Will drink from this mug together
22:14Forever
22:16Cementing our bond of everlasting friendship
22:19That's awfully nice of you, Melvin
22:22Uh, but we had a big lunch
22:24Yeah, no
22:26Drink!
22:27Chapter 6
22:27Here comes Santa Clash
22:29In which they all travel back in time to meet Santa
22:32Ugh, I'm never gonna get that ham-nog taste out of my mouth
22:35Nothing should be that chewy
22:37Oh, did you guys just eat tires?
22:39Been there
22:40Ooh, good tires, am I right?
22:44So this is the North Pole in 1720
22:46There's nothing here
22:48Nothing except that
22:49Oh-ho, a giant gingerbread house
22:52Maybe that's where those cute little elves live
22:55Their hammers aren't cute
22:59Intruders!
23:02Attack!
23:03Oh, no!
23:05They're attack elves!
23:06Cover your knees!
23:08Whoa!
23:09Whoa!
23:11Ah!
23:13Ah!
23:13These elves are meaner than the elves in my favorite fantasy role-playing game, Wizards and Wallets
23:25Oh-ho, I got an 87!
23:28Here's my wallet!
23:30See you next week!
23:34I'll bring chips and dip!
23:35And another wallet!
23:37Oh-ho, there's so many!
23:39There's an Elvis of them!
23:41That's what you call a bunch of elves
23:42No, it isn't
23:43Yeah, but they're short
23:45So when they go low, we go high!
23:47Right, Captain Underpants?
23:48Good thinking
23:49I'll find an escalator
23:50No, you can fly!
23:52Oh-ho, yeah!
23:53I always forget that when it matters
23:54Whoa!
23:58Flying with friends is fun
24:00We should do this more often
24:01Yeah, but not here!
24:03Incoming antlers!
24:05Ah!
24:05Huh?
24:12I don't like these reindeer games
24:23Ho-ho, hold the phone!
24:26Get off before we get sued!
24:29Santa!
24:30Santa!
24:31Sorry, we don't get many guests
24:33Or any guests at all
24:35Come on in!
24:36Just made a fresh batch of cookies
24:37Wait, why aren't you wearing any clothes?
24:41It's 20 below zero
24:42My motor runs hot
24:44So, you always wanted to give toys to everyone?
24:47My first childhood toy was a stick
24:49It made me so happy
24:51But giving it to my neighbor, Maurice
24:53Made me realize true happiness
24:55Is putting others before yourself
24:58I went around the world looking for someone else who wanted to put others before themselves like me
25:03But everyone said no!
25:04That's when I realized I'd have to make it happen on my own
25:07So, I emptied my bank account and moved to the North Pole to make a fresh start
25:11But it was a lot colder than I expected
25:14Luckily, that's when I met the elves
25:16And they loved my presentation
25:19So, they helped me build this cottage and a workshop for toys
25:22And now, we're a lean, mean toy making machine!
25:25Well, maybe not so lean because of all the cookies
25:28But that's all there is to eat here
25:30You know, it's the Arctic
25:31Yeah!
25:34Whoa!
25:36Santa's workshop!
25:38This is the sleigh and you've met the reindeer
25:40Now, once we're loaded up
25:42I'm gonna fly around the world
25:43Giving trees and presents to everyone
25:46And tomorrow, December 25th
25:48The world will be a better place
25:50Full of lights and bows
25:51And festive songs
25:52And colorful sweaters
25:54And most importantly
25:55The joy of putting others before yourself
25:57All thanks to Christmas
25:59That's what I'm calling it
26:01I'm kind of hoping people do the tree part themselves next year
26:05Because this app is really sticky
26:07Anyways, that's the plan
26:08What do you think?
26:09It's a good plan
26:10Really?
26:10Well, what if you think bigger?
26:13Instead of red bows?
26:14Laser shows!
26:15Instead of ugly sweaters
26:17Cool capes!
26:18Instead of decorating trees
26:19Creating tree bots!
26:21Maybe this will inspire you
26:22Oh, pictures
26:24Ooh!
26:25Got any more of those cookies?
26:27Tons!
26:28It's a problem
26:28But my New Year's resolution is to hit the gym
26:31Soon as it gets invented
26:32Because it is the 1700s
26:34Yeah, right
26:35A couple of months before Christmas
26:37Santa was testing new toys
26:39Okay, the end
26:40And that's not all
26:41You're giving presents to everyone, right?
26:43Well, what about Santa?
26:44Maybe Santa gets a present
26:45Maybe it's a boat
26:46Oh, I've always wanted a boat
26:49Well, this changes everything
26:51Elves, I'm calling an audible
26:53Boys, you just booked permanent spots on my nice list
26:57Which is another thing I'm starting
26:58Oh, I got a tummy ache
27:01Maybe that's because you ate every single cookie we had
27:04Oh, sap
27:06He's on board
27:07Let's head home and see if it sticks
27:08And let's skip ahead to Christmas Eve in the present
27:11Good call
27:11Because there's no waiting in Blissmas
27:13Chapter 7
27:14So, did it work?
27:23Huh
27:24I thought things would change
27:25But everything looks the same
27:26Guess it didn't work after all
27:28Celebratory tree ignition in 3, 2, 1
27:31Hit the dirt
27:35I'm hitting it as hard as I can
27:39But it's not working
27:41Make it stop
27:43You make it stop
27:44You have powers
27:45Oh, yeah
27:45Why can I remember that?
27:48Okay, tree
27:48It's time for you to make like a U
27:50And leave
27:51Or at least stop burning
27:53Why am I wet?
28:00Where are my pants?
28:02And why am I an ornament now?
28:04Oh
28:04Oh
28:05Oh
28:05Whoa
28:09Otto tree refill
28:10A tree fill
28:11So good
28:13Kid, get out of the blast zone
28:15And Mega Blissmas
28:16Mega Blissmas?
28:18Does that mean
28:19It worked
28:19Blissmas is a thing
28:21Gotta burn a tree
28:22That's a rocket too
28:23Gotta DJ dropping beats
28:24That'll make you scream
28:25Whoa
28:26Gotta glow and half pipe
28:27We're catching holiday eggs
28:28And there's lasers
28:29Lasers
28:29Lasers
28:30Lasers
28:30Lasers
28:30Lasers everywhere
28:31We're wearing capes
28:33And racing apes
28:34This is everything we've ever wanted
28:37In a holiday
28:38No more carols to sing
28:40No more sleigh bells to ring
28:42We're dancing on the hovercraft
28:43Cause Blissmas is a thing
28:44Grab a rope and swing
28:46Eat and drink like a king
28:47We all just hit the jackpot
28:49Cause Blissmas is a thing
28:50Now that was a Christmas song
28:54Because it was a Blissmas song
28:56Yup
28:56I can't believe Santa got us
28:58Everything we wanted for Blissmas
28:59Including a chilly geyser
29:00Blissmas is the longest week of the year
29:03A whole week of this awesomeness
29:06Including a whole week of presents
29:08It just keeps getting better and better
29:10I can't wait for your Blissmas to be
29:16Not better for everyone I guess
29:20Yeah
29:20Misdemeanor always loved Christmas
29:22Merry
29:23Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Christmas
29:25Look what I got at
29:25Rent a reindeer
29:26Ho, ho, ho
29:28Who's got
29:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, mistletoe
29:30Our parents aren't so wild about Blissmas either
29:36Yeah, but they're adults
29:37Adults are never happier
29:38Ho, ho, ho
29:39Mega Blissmas
29:40People of Piqua
29:41This is your Santa speaking
29:43Time to get your butts
29:44To the Piqua Arena
29:45For tonight's Mega
29:47Mega-Lition Derby
29:48Mega-Lition Derby
29:50No idea what it is
29:51And it's my new favorite thing
29:53Hey, guys
30:00You ready for some Mega-Lition Derby?
30:02And we're not asking
30:02Because we just got here from the past
30:04And we have no idea what it is
30:05Giant robots smashing into each other again
30:07Eh?
30:07Eh?
30:08But Blissmas is so awesome
30:10At first
30:11But then it's just loud
30:12Pointless
30:13And obnoxious
30:14Like other
30:15Sefy
30:15Sefy barn
30:17Wait, I thought everyone loved Blissmas
30:19What about the lasers?
30:19Seen it
30:20And the music?
30:21Heard it
30:22The ho-ho holercoaster?
30:23Bender
30:24Virtual Blissmas?
30:25Done that
30:26Oh, the Blissmas Bobcat bit me again
30:28You guys are crazy
30:30Blissmas is awesome
30:31Yeah
30:31You could be decorating a tree
30:33Instead of launching it
30:34That actually sounds nice
30:35Okay
30:36But would you rather have
30:38Boring plates of cookies
30:39Or exciting cookie drones?
30:44Boring plates
30:45Boring plates
30:46I'd like to eat one thing
30:49Baked
30:50Baked
30:50Like a ham
30:51Instead of a bunch of stuff
30:52Echenged
30:53Singing is easier
30:54When you're not winded
30:55From dodging
30:56Dodging
30:57Wow
31:06It'd be nice
31:06If everyone spent this holiday
31:08Putting others before themselves
31:09Especially Santa
31:11What do you mean?
31:12Santa always thinks about other people
31:13That's why he gives presents to everyone
31:15Wrong
31:16Santa doesn't give presents to anyone
31:18He gets presents
31:19What?
31:20Whoa, wait, wait
31:22Where are your presents for Santa?
31:25We don't have any
31:26You don't have presents for Santa?
31:29Where's your present for Santa?
31:31I forgot it
31:32Maybe this will help you remember
31:34Remember Santa's present
31:38Remember Santa's present
31:39George, this present thing is bad
31:41Is Blissmas a Missmas?
31:43Nah, nothing we can't fix-mas
31:45Don't worry, guys
31:46We're tied with Santa
31:47We'll wrap this gift rift
31:48Gift rift
31:49Hmm
31:50Gift rift
31:51That's hard to say
31:52Oh, hey, it's Yule
31:55And you got the suit you wanted
31:57Do I know you's?
31:58Oh, that's right
31:59You haven't met us yet
32:00Because time travel
32:01Anyway, Merry Blissmas
32:03Merry?
32:04You mean Mega Blissmas
32:05And where are your presents for Santa?
32:07We don't have any
32:08Ooh
32:09Why does everyone keep doing that?
32:11Tell Jingle Boss
32:12I got a couple of giftless Garys
32:14Coming his way
32:15Chapter 8, Santa Flaws
32:17This is way better than a Christmas party
32:26It's like a North Pole nightclub
32:28Glacier, the North Pole's hottest dance club
32:30It's so exclusive, no one gets in
32:32Because it's a glacier
32:33Exactly
32:34Blissmas is amazing
32:35All we gotta do is fix this gift goof
32:37With the big guy
32:38And we're golden
32:39Yeah
32:39If we fix the GG with the big G
32:41We're G
32:42I found the big G
32:43Emphasis on big
32:48Georgetown
32:49H-bomb
32:50You remember us?
32:52Of course
32:52I'm Santa
32:53Jack Santa?
32:55Yep
32:55I put down the cookies
32:56And picked up the weights
32:57Oh
32:58You guys want a Blissmas protein shake?
33:00I got ultra-fungal acid
33:01Big time bacon-buried plants
33:03We love what you've done with Blissmas
33:04Isn't it great?
33:05It's got everything
33:06Lasers, capes, rides, lasers, music, spicy food, robots, lasers, and lasers
33:10What am I saying?
33:11You guys know all that?
33:12Cause it was your idea
33:14We just have one small question
33:17Why are you getting gifts instead of giving them?
33:19Oh
33:20Well, giving was a Christmas date
33:21Christmas was for everyone
33:23But this is Blissmas, baby
33:25And Blissmas is all about me
33:28That's not in our comic
33:29Hey, you were the spark
33:30I'm the fire
33:31Yeah, but maybe this fire's out of control
33:34That's what makes it Blissmas, baby
33:36And don't worry about getting me a gift
33:38You still get a pass on presents
33:40They're beyond peace
33:42After all, without you
33:43There's no Blissmas
33:45Right, but what if
33:46And I'm just spitballing here
33:47You tried giving presents
33:50Instead of getting them
33:51Yeah, and then Blissmas would be perfect
33:53Oh
33:54I gotta think squat thrust about that one
33:57Yeah, okay, I'm good
34:03Good, good, good brain burn there
34:05All right, here's the deal
34:06The spirit of Blissmas is go big or go home
34:08Am I right?
34:09It is?
34:10Yep, and I never go home
34:11Well, I go home after Blissmas
34:12But I'm here now
34:13So you're on
34:15Really?
34:15Sure
34:16All you have to do is win the Blissmas Mechalition Derby
34:19Say what now?
34:20Win the Blissmas Mechalition Derby
34:22Say what now?
34:23Mechalition is the big kahuna of Blissmas traditions
34:26If you guys defeat all the robots
34:28I'll do whatever you say
34:30And if we lose?
34:31You join my elf team
34:32After all, if it's not high stakes
34:34It's not Blissmas
34:36Uh, yeah
34:37We so no robo
34:39Right, we're so robo gung-ho
34:41Uh-oh, no, no
34:43Like you two single cells could ever defeat my robots
34:45Melvin?
34:47You work for Santa?
34:48I don't work for anyone entry levels
34:50I'm a robo consultant
34:51So, no dental plan?
34:53I'm in it for the nog
34:54Mmm, gummy
34:57I built robots
34:58And Santa gave me all the remaining ham nog on earth
35:01Mmm, oystery
35:03I don't know why he likes it
35:04It tastes like fish fire!
35:06That's because those vile protein shakes have destroyed your taste buds
35:08You hulking cry for help
35:10I can't believe ham nog is a thing in this timeline, too
35:14Yeah
35:15Maybe we should give it another shot
35:16It's even worse than I remember
35:21So gluey
35:22Aw, come on
35:26We haven't even started yet
35:28Sorry, buddy
35:29I'll get some tape
35:30This is a lot more dangerous than I thought
35:32And we so don't know robo
35:34Nope
35:34We're robo no-go
35:35But, who needs bots when you've got briefs?
35:38Ha ha ha
35:39I told you, steak or break
35:41You'll never break me
35:43I just wish I had more stomachs and more steak
35:45Crufts here?
35:46Man, talk about luck
35:48Or lazy writing
35:49Ah, ah!
35:51Tra-la-licious!
35:53But I got a steak egg
35:54Better put a steak on it
35:56Captain Underpants
35:57We need you to win a robot demolition derby
36:00But I'm not a robot
36:01We can fix that
36:02With tinfoil
36:03Fix
36:04I'll say
36:05I'm like a burrito now
36:06Chapter 9
36:07Season's Beatings
36:09Mega Blizzmas
36:11Are you Blizzmas bandits melting down for
36:14Mega-licion?
36:20Robots
36:21Take the battlefield
36:22Okay
36:35Hey Cap, get out there and show them who's robots
36:37Will do
36:38But first
36:39Where's the robot bathroom?
36:40Because I've got to ro-go
36:41Not now
36:42You've got to win so Santa gives everyone presents again
36:44And then everybody will love Blizzmas as much as we do
36:47Just in case you forgot why they were doing this
36:49Okay
36:49I'll try to ro-hold it
36:50But no promises
36:52Hey, how's it going?
36:55You a robot here for the robot fight?
36:57Yeah, me too
36:58You can tell because I'm shiny
37:00Mega-blizzmas to all
37:02And you are the good fight!
37:14Ho ho!
37:15I'm sinking you down!
37:17Nailed it!
37:18Huh?
37:18Hey!
37:20Wait for me!
37:21Oh my meat!
37:40That was a big mistake
37:43Get it?
37:45Cause steak
37:46Captain Underpants!
37:51You did it!
37:52You saved Blizzmas!
37:53This calls for a steak dinner
37:55Oh, I'm all staked out
37:57But I left room for pie
37:59Ho ho hold on!
38:01Santa?
38:01You look different
38:02Did you get a new head facing body?
38:05I said you had to beat all the robots
38:07He did beat all the robots
38:08Not quite
38:09Melvin!
38:10Behold!
38:11My greatest Blizzmas robot
38:13Mech the Hall 2000
38:18I forgot to mention
38:20I always win, Mechalition
38:22Because Blizzmas is all about me!
38:25Yeah, he's definitely gonna win
38:27Chapter 10
38:28The Incredibly Graphic Violence Chapter
38:30Presented in Deco-rama
38:32Because when it comes to robot Christmas trees
38:34If you can't beat them
38:35Decorate them
38:36No cane
38:37No game
38:38Get it?
38:39Cause I
38:39Watch out for these, Santa Claus
38:42Mechal!
38:43Ow!
38:44And a jar on top
38:46Wait, is it a jar or a star?
38:47I can't ever remember
38:48Yep, I'm getting my ham baked
38:52But the good news is
38:53My mouth tastes like a clean bathroom
38:55He's getting his jingle bells rung
38:58Of course
39:00What part of Greatest Blizzmas robot was unclear?
39:04Hmm, briny
39:05Remember what that ham nog did
39:07To Melvin's robot chair?
39:08Yeah, it totally jacked it
39:09Right, so maybe the nog
39:11Will wreck the walls for Mech the Halls
39:13Yeah, but Melvin loves that
39:14Ashy, stretchy goop
39:15More than anything in the world
39:17Small price to pay to save Blizzmas
39:19Uh, Captain Underpants
39:20You need to nog that tree
39:22Okay
39:23It's losing
39:24Five second rule
39:39We did it
39:41We beat all the robots
39:42So Santa will start giving presents
39:44Instead of getting them
39:45Just in case you forgot about that
39:47Oh no, I won't
39:55I'm not Santa Claus
39:57I'm Mechanic Claus
40:00It's okay
40:10We can still save Blizzmas
40:12George, I see the light
40:16That's a 5,000 watt LED stadium floodlight
40:21Kinda hard to miss
40:22No, I mean this poem
40:23I finally get it
40:25We shouldn't be trying to save Blizzmas for ourselves
40:27We should be trying to save Christmas for everyone else
40:30Oh, now I get it
40:46Yeah, and we broke Christmas
40:48So now we gotta fix it
40:49By making sure everyone gets it
40:51Even Santa
41:00Here comes a ho ho TKO
41:06Right, because you're Santa
41:08And you're gonna punch me until I'm unconscious
41:10Ooh, my nose is glowing
41:14It's like a nightlight for my head
41:16Tis the eve for the day towards Christmas
41:21The village is brimming with cheer
41:23There is no Christmas cheer
41:25Only Blizzmas fear
41:28The blacksmith is sniffing
41:30The seamstress is seeming
41:31For soon old St. Nick will be here
41:33No, no he won't
41:34I'm, I'm here
41:35I'm Mechanic Claus
41:36Hey, are you supposed to be glowing like that?
41:39Eight flying reindeer
41:40A pull in his sleigh
41:41Full of gifts to deliver
41:43All in one day
41:44He slips down the chimney
41:46With nary a peep
41:47Then glides through the house
41:49As the children still sleep
41:50He places the presents
41:52Under the tray
41:54Then helps himself to a cookie
41:56Or three
41:56And with that
42:00Santa whispers
42:01Winking his eye
42:02Merry Christmas to everyone
42:04And returns to the sky
42:07And that was when Mechanic Claus remembered
42:09It was his job to bring Christmas
42:11Not Blizzmas to everyone
42:13And a most wonderful thing happened
42:16Mechanic Claus became the Santa Claus
42:18He was meant to be
42:20Ho, ho, ho
42:21Merry Christmas
42:23Christmas is back, baby
42:27And I have something for everyone
42:29Elves, fire the gift-zookas
42:31It's Zookas?
42:35I guess a little Blizzmas can't hurt
42:37Blizzmas blunt force trauma
42:41Thank you, George and Harold
42:44For reminding me what Christmas was meant to be
42:47I don't know what I was thinking for the last 300 years
42:50Well, it's kind of our fault
42:53Because he went back in time and gave you our comic
42:55The point is, Christmas is back
42:57That's right
42:58And what would you two like for Christmas?
43:00A hovercraft?
43:01Ah!
43:01Oh, maybe a treehouse upgrade?
43:04Anything
43:05Name it
43:06And it's yours
43:07Thanks for my giraffe guy, Santa
43:09Come on, Jeff Raff
43:11Tis the morn of the day that is Christmas
43:19Blizzmas is no longer a thing
43:22For Christmas was already perfect
43:23Though Blizzmas had lots of zing
43:26And why is Christmas so awesome?
43:28For a reason both simple and true
43:30Because Christmas is all about others
43:32Instead of being all about you
43:34Happy holidays, Melvin
43:42And to all a good nog
43:43You know, giving is better than getting
43:45Oh, so yous don't want your presents
43:47Here you go, boys
43:48Compliments of the jingle bus
43:50You're invited to the premiere of The Last Blizzmas
43:53A true story of how George Beard and Harold Hutchins saved Christmas
43:57A Santa Claus film starring Lee Dingman
43:59George, Santa made a movie about us
44:02That's even better than a TV show
44:04Ow, why won't this giraffe guy leave me alone?
44:07We never stopped believing in you, Santa
44:09Even after you got jacked and started dying your hair
44:12Thanks, boys
44:13Now let's go celebrate Christmas
44:15First, let's fight this dinosaur made of fire for some reason
44:21La la la
44:22I'm in a movie
44:28You really can't beat Christmas
44:30Nope, you'd have to be nuts to even try
44:33Handsome, smart, and funny, too
44:35Woo, that line took forever
44:38So, when does the movie start?
44:41Aww
44:42Die, die, die, die, die, die
44:49Bat room, die, die, die
44:54Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
45:24www.feyyaz.tv
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