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00:00Please, don't hurt me!
00:02You asked for it!
00:03Don't do it!
00:04Take this, Espresona!
00:05I'd rather take a bullet.
00:07Will you be my girlfriend?
00:08No!
00:09Never!
00:10You could've just said no!
00:11Well, you didn't have to be cruel, you know!
00:13Damn!
00:14Look at the old crybaby!
00:16I'm not old, I'm your age!
00:17He's so old he can't even take a bath!
00:20I'm clean!
00:21What are you doing?
00:23Stop it!
00:24Damn!
00:25It stinks in here!
00:26Let's go!
00:27I wasn't bothering anyone!
00:29To class!
00:30Coming!
00:31These hallways need to be wider!
00:33Wait for me, teacher!
00:35Hurry up!
00:37Ah!
00:38Tang!
00:39Even the teacher runs from me!
00:41But I'll run to impress him!
00:43I'll be your best student!
00:45Ah!
00:46Guess the floor was slippery!
00:48Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:50Fool!
00:51Ah!
00:52I'm here!
00:53Tang!
00:54Sit down already!
00:55You're in the way here!
00:56His butt is huge!
00:57Oh, you!
00:58How am I supposed to fit in here?
00:59Ugh!
01:00My oak is old!
01:01Ah!
01:02Damn!
01:03My stone!
01:04It's an earthquake!
01:05Everybody, hide!
01:06That wasn't an earthquake!
01:08It was a tank!
01:09Stop!
01:10It's not my fault!
01:11Awesome!
01:12I don't think it's funny!
01:14Let's begin today's class!
01:16It'll be exciting!
01:17This is boring!
01:19I'll have some fun!
01:20Hey, loser!
01:21Huh?
01:22Now I'll smash you, tank!
01:23No!
01:24That tickles!
01:25Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:26Who's moving the tectonic plates?!
01:29Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:30Nobody tickled me since I was a kid!
01:32Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:33If you laugh again, you're out of my class!
01:36But it wasn't my fault!
01:37He's gonna cry!
01:38What a fool!
01:39None of this is fair!
01:41Let's start over!
01:42Today's class won't make a music band!
01:45Any questions?
01:46Hmm?
01:47My buddy here's a percussion pro!
01:48Ha-ha!
01:49Tickle tickle!
01:50Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:51What do you mean-
01:53Ah!
01:54That's it!
01:55Get out of my class!
01:56Damn!
01:57I didn't wanna be here anyway!
01:58Don't come after me!
01:59Ah, my wall!
02:01I'm a failure!
02:03I'm sorry, Mom!
02:04I knew you'd be disappointed in me!
02:06You didn't raise me to be weak!
02:08The dreaded tartaruga!
02:09But I always was!
02:11Ah!
02:12Again!
02:13Don't worry!
02:14Get up and try again!
02:16I will, Mom!
02:17You're the best!
02:19You'll make it, honey!
02:20I'll do what you taught me, Mother!
02:23I'll try!
02:24Pay attention!
02:25There's a criminal on the loose!
02:27You see him?
02:28Report to the authorities at once!
02:30Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
02:32There he is!
02:33What do we do?
02:34This is the end!
02:36We're gonna die!
02:37Who could ever beat that thing?
02:39And I hear you talking about me!
02:41Ha-ha-ha-ha!
02:42Enjoy your last breath!
02:44Don't worry!
02:45I'll handle this!
02:47Any last words?
02:48Don't hurt us!
02:49My mommy's waiting at home!
02:51I'll take care of your mom!
02:52What are you doing?
02:56Foolish kid!
02:58I'll drop you and you'll die!
03:00I have to make my mom proud!
03:03You ruined it!
03:05Ugh!
03:06I'll end this!
03:07You should've run when you had a chance!
03:10Now you'll die!
03:12I carry a soldier's honor!
03:14That's what your tombstone will say!
03:16I'm so sorry, Mom!
03:18My son is the strongest!
03:20I am!
03:21Say goodbye!
03:22You say goodbye!
03:24Oh!
03:25Oh!
03:26Oh!
03:27They did it!
03:28Taruga!
03:29Wake up!
03:30Taruga!
03:31Wake up!
03:32He's our hero!
03:33We were mean!
03:34But I've got an idea to wake him up!
03:36Tickle time!
03:39We lost him!
03:40Huh?
03:41Tickle tickle!
03:42He's back!
03:44Good job!
03:46Do you forgive me?
03:47No hard feelings!
03:48Maybe I'd accept a date now!
03:50That's how you win a girl's heart!
03:52Listen to me!
03:54I'll destroy everything the same way my heart was destroyed!
03:58What the heck is he talking about?
04:00Help me!
04:01Hold on!
04:02Let's get out of here!
04:03Come on!
04:04Don't even think about it!
04:05What the heck do you think you're doing?
04:07I'll show you that I can do and have whatever I want!
04:10I'm strong too!
04:12Don't worry, I'll save you!
04:14Where did that come from?
04:17Huh?
04:18What are you doing here?
04:19Run!
04:20I'll take care of this!
04:21You alone?
04:22Don't worry!
04:23I'll talk to him!
04:24Stop, Gangunzelli!
04:26This is all your fault!
04:29And I won't stop just to please you!
04:31Matteo takes the phone and passes the door!
04:33My plan was perfect!
04:35To win over Giraffa!
04:36He looks beautiful!
04:38It's time to confess my love!
04:41Nice try!
04:43Giraffa!
04:44I'm in love with you!
04:46Let's get buried tomorrow!
04:48I'll make my dream come true!
04:51But those dumb kids humiliated me!
04:55Sorry, sir!
04:56Help up that stupid ball, kid!
04:58What?
04:59Giraffa!
05:00Hi!
05:01How have you been?
05:02Gangunzelli!
05:03What the heck are you doing here?
05:05Oh!
05:06I brought you a gift!
05:07A bouquet of mud?
05:08Oh!
05:09There are flowers on it!
05:10But I'm...
05:11Here!
05:12Take your ball!
05:13So you can keep playing, huh?
05:14My plan was ruined!
05:15Wait, Giraffa!
05:16I need to tell you that I love you!
05:18Are you passing it or not?
05:20Brat!
05:21You want your ball?
05:22Take it!
05:23I'm not chasing it!
05:24After him!
05:25I just wanted revenge on those brats for what they did to me!
05:29Not even that worked out!
05:31What the heck is that?!
05:33Huh?
05:34Ah!
05:35Get out of my way!
05:36Why doesn't this thing have brakes on you?!
05:38If anything happened to those kids, it would have been my fault!
05:41And of course then you showed up!
05:43Driving without brakes is illegal!
05:45Huh?
05:46Hey!
05:47Here's your ball, kid!
05:48Huh?
05:49Thanks!
05:50Go play!
05:51And I don't want to see you driving again!
05:55I've always loved superheroes!
05:57I won't let that fool steal my girl!
06:00Hey, big guy!
06:01What the heck?
06:02If you want her, fight for her!
06:05Yeah!
06:07Listen, fool!
06:08You can't beat me with those noodle arms!
06:10Bye, stick boy!
06:13Who do you think you are?!
06:15This noodle will teach you a lesson you'll never forget!
06:17Ah!
06:18Ah!
06:19Jareffa!
06:20Let's go somewhere this crazy guy won't bother us!
06:23Don't go, Jareffa!
06:24I can be so much better!
06:26Ah!
06:27Watch where you kick!
06:29Dammit!
06:30But then a miracle showed up in the form of a dragon!
06:33Why are you shaking, skinny boy?
06:36I'm sorry!
06:37Why are you crying?
06:38Because the girl of my dreams would never choose a skinny guy like me!
06:42And stop being skinny!
06:44Can you treat me?!
06:45Thanks, man!
06:46Relax!
06:47I started training every day without stopping!
06:50I had clear goals and a tough coach!
06:53A hundred more!
06:55Without a doubt, I was the best student in Dragon Cannoli's class!
06:59You can do better than this, man!
07:01The bastard!
07:03Myself!
07:04That's it, I quit!
07:05Remember why you started!
07:07Why I started?
07:10Jareffa!
07:11You're right!
07:12That's it!
07:13How romantic!
07:14Always has been!
07:15And when I had enough strength, I decided to restart my plans of conquest!
07:21It was Gangonzeli!
07:22Let's go, my love!
07:24Wow!
07:25But why would I go with you?
07:27Because now I'm muscular, just the way you like it!
07:30You don't know anything about me!
07:32I was humiliated once again!
07:34You can't reject someone like me!
07:36Let's go!
07:37If I decided I'd never let anyone step on me again!
07:42Now I'm the one in charge!
07:45You can't do this, Gangonzeli!
07:46These aren't the values, Cannoli taught you!
07:48Shut up!
07:49Let the party begin!
07:51I never wanted to humiliate you!
07:53You should've thought about the consequences of-
07:55Gangonzeli!
07:56Gangonzeli!
07:58There's no turning back to Uden!
08:01Stop!
08:02Don't hurt him!
08:03You're not like this, Gangonzeli!
08:05What have I become?
08:07Why did I do this?
08:08Once again, I just ruin anything!
08:11We can still fix this, my friend!
08:14We just need to work as a team!
08:16You really want to team up with me?
08:18Thanks for forgiving me!
08:20I need to get out of here!
08:24Nobody leaves without tasting my sauce!
08:27Huh?
08:28I don't want to taste that!
08:31Now I'll have to redo my makeup!
08:35I've wanted to do this for a long time!
08:38Cannoloni!
08:39Don't do it!
08:40I beg you!
08:41Save your begging!
08:44Yeah!
08:45Stop or you'll face the consequences, Cannoloni!
08:47Cannoloni!
08:48I'm sick of being punished because of others!
08:52What's wrong with him now?
08:54Hey!
08:55Stop crying and tell us what's going on!
08:57Says you want to know!
08:59The best cannoloni in the world!
09:01Is it time to eat yet?
09:03Just missing the final thoughts!
09:05Cooking Cannoloni for my mom was my only talent and passion!
09:10You should open a restaurant!
09:12That's what I'll do at school!
09:14I'll cook for everyone!
09:15I'm so proud of you!
09:17I love you!
09:18I'm off to class, mom!
09:20Good luck, honey!
09:21But when I arrived...
09:23We saved the world!
09:24We saved the world!
09:25I wasn't received the way I thought I would be!
09:27Ah!
09:28A dragon!
09:29What's he doing here?
09:30Let me improve my dish!
09:33Here you go, friends!
09:34Who wants to try?
09:36This dragon wants to hurt us!
09:39Ah!
09:40I'm scared, friends!
09:41This is the end!
09:42It's got evil eyes!
09:44Uh...
09:45I just wanted to give you a present!
09:47You accept it, right?
09:48You have to eat my dish!
09:50Oh!
09:51Wait!
09:52What's going on?
09:53I just wanted them to eat cannoloni!
09:55Should I punish you?
09:57Uh...
09:58No...
09:59No need, teacher!
10:02Cannoloni for just two dollars!
10:05Taste the most delicious in the world!
10:08Let's go!
10:09Why doesn't anyone want it?
10:11One, please!
10:12Here you go!
10:13But they didn't even let me succeed on my first sale!
10:17Mateo?
10:18That thing's got vomit!
10:19Ah!
10:20Gross!
10:22My restaurant is a failure!
10:24Huh?
10:25What's that?
10:26I got him?
10:27You can take them for free!
10:28I want one, please!
10:30The fool!
10:31I went to see what was happening at the Bigfoot stand!
10:34What is it you're selling?
10:36Ah!
10:37Take it all!
10:38Whatever you say!
10:39Who does he think he is?
10:40He is!
10:41I found out he was selling garbage!
10:43Seriously?
10:44You'd rather eat this than my cannoloni?
10:47I was sad, angry, and disappointed.
10:50My sauce is the most delicious ever!
10:53And I'll grow this!
10:54Since you get misbehaving, I have no choice but to punish you!
10:58I was locked away!
10:59I just wanted everyone to be happy eating my cannoloni with special sauce!
11:04We don't want your puked food!
11:07Oh no!
11:09I'm sorry, Mom!
11:10I couldn't make you proud!
11:12It's just a disappointment!
11:16My dream of being a chef went through the trash along with my cannoloni!
11:20I think it's all our fault!
11:22Food can ease the sadness!
11:25Ah!
11:26Hey!
11:27This is delicious!
11:29Do you really like it?
11:30Try the full dish!
11:31Thank you so much!
11:33Mmm!
11:34Friends!
11:35You have to try this!
11:36Let's do it!
11:37Go ahead!
11:38Honestly, it smells good!
11:40Come on, buddy!
11:42Woohoo!
11:43It's a success!
11:44I always knew your dream would come true, my boy!
11:47My drawing!
11:48Ooh!
11:49My boy is a real chef!
11:51Mom!
11:52Uh, thank you for always believing in me!
11:54Party time!
11:56The floor is lava!
11:57Come on!
11:58Don't stop moving!
11:59Jump!
12:01Whoever falls, loses!
12:03Jump on cooker!
12:05Don't do it!
12:06Let's go!
12:07Huh?
12:08Ah!
12:09What the-
12:10Not playing anymore!
12:11Huh?
12:12Look what you did!
12:13Oh, hey, I didn't-
12:15Idiot!
12:16I lost the game because of you!
12:17Stupid chair!
12:18Stupid chair?
12:19Time to teachable lesson!
12:22Hey!
12:23What's all that noise?
12:24Oh, can you get me down from here?
12:26Thanks, teacher!
12:27That was so fun!
12:28Back to your seats!
12:29To punish them?
12:30Huh?
12:31Teacher!
12:32Wait!
12:33I'm not a seat!
12:34Whoa!
12:35Ho ho!
12:36My new chair is comfy!
12:37Enjoy your teacher!
12:38What are you laughing at?
12:39I'm not me!
12:40What the-
12:41This is so stinky!
12:42That stinks!
12:43Come on, pass it!
12:44I never have anyone to play with!
12:45Huh?
12:46I can't reach!
12:47It's too high!
12:48Ah!
12:49Hmm!
12:50Wait, no!
12:51Got it!
12:52Let's see if you're finally useful for something!
12:53Hold him!
12:54Don't let him escape!
12:55Yes!
12:56Yes!
12:57Here it is!
12:58We can keep playing!
12:59Stop jumping, Tummy!
13:00That's it!
13:01They always see me as some dumb object!
13:02Let's keep playing!
13:03I want to!
13:04Who wants to throw first?
13:05Can I play with you guys?
13:06No!
13:07No!
13:08No!
13:09No!
13:10No!
13:11No!
13:12No!
13:13No!
13:14No!
13:15No!
13:16No!
13:17No!
13:18No!
13:19No!
13:20No!
13:21No!
13:22No!
13:23Can I play with you guys?
13:25Yeah!
13:26Of course!
13:27Thanks!
13:28Stay right there!
13:29Oh!
13:30Point!
13:31I can't get up!
13:33You're not the best, little chair!
13:35Hey!
13:36Come back!
13:37That's not me!
13:39Ugh!
13:40Why is it so hot in here?
13:41Huh?
13:42A chair!
13:43Finally I can rest like I deserve!
13:44Huh?
13:45You're not the chair!
13:46Huh?
13:47Oh!
13:48Sorry, Curb Curb!
13:49It's always the same!
13:51Oh!
13:52The...
13:53I like you?
13:54Do I have a secret admirer?
13:56Oh!
13:57That's sweet!
13:58I'm here!
13:59Ballerina!
14:00Is it really you?
14:01Do you really wanna be my girlfriend?
14:03I'm so honored!
14:04Not me!
14:05It's a friend!
14:06A friend?
14:07Who could it...
14:08Huh?
14:09You wanna be my boyfriend, Curb Curb?
14:11I like you!
14:12Is it correct?
14:13Huh?
14:14You fell for it!
14:15That's not funny!
14:16He's gonna cry!
14:18It's not fair!
14:19It's not fair!
14:20I'm sick of all your dumb jokes!
14:22Shut him up, Pattabim!
14:24Ugh!
14:25Why'd you do that?
14:27Now you're a useless object!
14:29Useless?
14:30You're all objects too, idiots!
14:32Tum Tum's a bat!
14:34I don't even know what Pattabim is!
14:36The ballerina's a cup!
14:38What you're doing is not fair!
14:41I'm out of here!
14:43Oh...
14:44I think this time we really went too far, guys...
14:47I'm out of here!
14:49When will they finally get we're all the same?
14:52Huh?
14:53Stop!
14:54What is this?
14:55NOOOOO!
14:57KURKUR!
14:58Look!
14:59They're taking him away!
15:01Now what do we do?
15:03Kids!
15:04Teacher?
15:05Quick!
15:06Everyone on board!
15:07We gotta rescue KURKUR!
15:09Hurry!
15:10Yeah!
15:11Out of here!
15:12Woohoo!
15:13Hold on tight, kids!
15:16We're stopping that truck!
15:18HEY!
15:19MY STUDENTS IN THERE!
15:21What's happening?
15:23Did we crash?
15:25What?
15:26Now jump!
15:28Huh?
15:29You came for me?
15:31We were such jerks!
15:32We're sorry!
15:33I don't even have my leg!
15:35I'm just trash!
15:37Of course not!
15:38You're our friend!
15:40Well...
15:41I've always wanted us to be friends!
15:43Let's get out of here!
15:44Oh no!
15:46Can't hurry!
15:48No!
15:49Hold on!
15:51My students!
15:52They're gone!
15:54Waddell!
15:55We're trapped!
15:57Hurry!
15:58Get out of here!
15:59I'll hold it off!
16:00You guys jump!
16:01But it'll crush you, KURKUR!
16:03I'll be fine!
16:05Just get out of here!
16:06There's not much time left!
16:08It's our only chance!
16:09Jump!
16:12Now it's your turn, KURKUR!
16:14Goodbye!
16:17He saved our lives!
16:18He was a good kid!
16:20We'll carry him in our hearts forever!
16:23This is your last chance to pass the subject, Vaquita!
16:26If you mess it up, you'll lose the...
16:29Oh!
16:30Oh no!
16:32What the...
16:33Hands up, you little delinquent!
16:35In fact, I'm missing another minion!
16:37He he!
16:39Now I'm scared!
16:41We are the new teachers!
16:43The...
16:44Good...
16:45Kids!
16:46Hmm...
16:47There's no good kids without good teachers!
16:49Bye, Vaquitas!
16:50Stop!
16:51Huh?
16:52Get back to class, brat!
16:53And if you're not a good kid, you'll be a good cow!
16:56Not necessary!
16:57Huh?
16:58You won't let us down!
16:59Ow!
17:00Dammit!
17:01Attention, students!
17:02Today we are having science class!
17:05If you can't turn that planet into my mommy, you'll be punished!
17:10Understood?
17:11I'm not afraid of a dumb punishment!
17:13Are you sure?
17:14Through it!
17:15Is everything alright?
17:16Everything's perfect!
17:18I'll be the best scientist in the world!
17:21Irrigant!
17:22He looks confident!
17:23What are you doing?
17:24By fusing these two factors, it should create the perfect formula to complete my task!
17:30This is exciting!
17:31Look at that!
17:32I think it's working!
17:34Huh?
17:35It's worthy of a noble prize!
17:38That thing is not my mommy!
17:40To the sound!
17:41To the sound!
17:42No!
17:43This is how brilliant minds become villains!
17:46I should've paid attention in class!
17:48Stop working right now!
17:49Or you'll be punished!
17:50Hurry!
17:51Alright!
17:52It can't be that hard!
17:54Maybe the key is creating a pretty color!
17:57You are!
17:58I'm watching you!
17:59I think I'm done!
18:00Time to test it!
18:01Please turn into the present her nita!
18:02Uh-oh!
18:03I'm hungry!
18:04That thing is not my mommy!
18:05Bye bye, dummy!
18:06Oh no!
18:07She's gone crazy!
18:08Evil witch!
18:09But I don't think that thing can-
18:10Ah!
18:11No!
18:12That's it!
18:13Fight!
18:14Fight!
18:15Fight!
18:16Fight!
18:17Fight!
18:18Fight!
18:19Damn!
18:20Huh?
18:21She beat all of them!
18:22Amazing!
18:23That's my girl!
18:24Alright, little-
18:25Ah!
18:26Oh no!
18:27We managed to escape the cell!
18:28But you know who won't be able to?
18:29Gah!
18:30Fool!
18:31What do you think you're doing, you disrespectful brat?
18:32Hey!
18:33Ah!
18:34Uh, guys!
18:35Uh, now what?
18:36I'll finish this once and for all!
18:37Ah!
18:38Uh-oh!
18:39Look at that!
18:40They're cute!
18:41Ah!
18:42Ah!
18:43Ah!
18:44Uh, guys!
18:45Uh, now what?
18:46I'll finish this once and for all!
18:47Ah!
18:48Uh-oh!
18:49Look at that!
18:50They're cute!
18:52They're cute!
18:53Uh...
18:54No?
18:55Alright!
18:56Then I'll pour the potion here and...
18:59Avakasatranita should be born!
19:02Oh shoot!
19:03Get out!
19:04Nothing happened!
19:06Hehe!
19:07I-I still have another chance!
19:09Ah!
19:10Help!
19:11It burns!
19:12Ah!
19:13And what's this?
19:15What?
19:16You won't let us down!
19:17Right?
19:18Of course not!
19:20I've prepared my whole life for this!
19:22Piece of cake!
19:23Piece of cake!
19:24Piece of cake, huh?
19:25Let's see you handle after this!
19:27Hahaha!
19:28Then...
19:29Ow!
19:30Oh no!
19:31This'll be a disaster!
19:33What are you laughing at?
19:35Do you have any idea how dangerous that could be?
19:37Shut your mouth, dirty kid!
19:39That'll get you elected frog!
19:41I think it's going to explode!
19:45A star in the classroom?
19:46It's beautiful!
19:47Huh?
19:48Did I make it?
19:49Well, I really created Saturnina!
19:50Welcome to Earth, Tommy!
19:51Ow!
19:52That's it!
19:53I warned you there would be a punishment if you did it wrong!
19:54I think that's a bit much!
19:55You should have tried harder in my class!
19:56Stop!
19:57Time to be a hero!
19:58No!
19:59Did I do it?
20:00No!
20:01Ow!
20:02Don't think this ends here!
20:03You're under arrest!
20:04I'll get my revenge!
20:05You're all cool!
20:06You're in big trouble, Vegeta!
20:07Yeah!
20:08Uh-oh!
20:09Now you'll all be my slaves!
20:11Hahaha!
20:12You're all done!
20:13You're in big trouble, Vegeta!
20:14Yeah!
20:15Uh-oh!
20:16Now you'll all be my slaves!
20:18Hahaha!
20:19You're all cool.
20:20You're in big trouble, Vegeta.
20:22Yeah.
20:25Uh-oh.
20:26Now you'll all be my slaves.