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00:00Hello, one and all!
00:02It was your adventuring party.
00:04I am your humble,
00:04it was your intrepid heroes.
00:06Say hi, intrepid heroes.
00:08Hi, intrepid heroes.
00:11Oh.
00:11I got questions for you.
00:13Shoot!
00:13Wow, ask him.
00:15What the hell?
00:16What the hell, man?
00:17Well first, I mean,
00:19I was so sure when Tors started escaping
00:23that I was like, Tors is gone.
00:24Yeah.
00:25Tors is absolutely gone.
00:26There's like, the version of the episode in my mind
00:30was us staying here to regroup and then go that way.
00:36How was that for you?
00:38I don't like to, I just don't like to,
00:42the game has an entire system
00:43for adjudicating physical action.
00:46Let the game adjudicate physical action.
00:48If Tors gets away, he gets away.
00:50If he doesn't, he doesn't.
00:52You could have rolled two fours
00:53on the amount of rounds it took to get there, right?
00:55Like, all this other shit could have happened
00:57that he would have been totally gone
00:59and the dice didn't want that to happen.
01:01So, in reality, what ends up happening is, you know,
01:04you guys accomplished your goal
01:07which was to get Tors' body
01:08and not have him become a captive of Zurn, right?
01:13Have the ability to potentially repair him
01:15and all that stuff, which is rewarding
01:17the mad sprint to get there.
01:20And the cost that was paid for doing it that way
01:22is the fuckin' Zephyrs destroy, you know?
01:25It's very thrilling to be there now.
01:27Yeah.
01:28It was a seat of your pants episode.
01:30Yeah, for sure.
01:32Totally.
01:33I think every turn from like.
01:34The sheet of your pants?
01:35Yeah, the sheet of my pants.
01:36So, the little sheet that I wear
01:38just beneath camera that you can't see,
01:41I had to keep adjusting it.
01:42It's a hospital gown.
01:43We keep going, what does it mean?
01:45Well, I don't, it's for the season finale.
01:48We're all in hospital gowns, that's our big dress.
01:53Ass is out, laughing in the wind.
01:56Honestly, with our little seat warmers,
01:57that would be nice.
01:59On bare ass.
02:01Just bare ass on a seat warmer.
02:03Bare ass you've never been.
02:04I kept being like, is Tors gonna get away?
02:06Yeah.
02:07And then Tors didn't get away.
02:08And then Mario was like, I'm going into the portal.
02:10And it was like, okay, we're going into the portal.
02:12And then we went through the portal,
02:13and then you made it all dark in here.
02:15And then, it was just like, whoa, this is,
02:19both me and the character are going, what happens next?
02:22Mechanically, I was like, this is so sick,
02:24because then we don't have to find the, what, bi-angle?
02:27The,
02:27Califactory.
02:28Califactory.
02:30We don't have to do any math.
02:31Yeah, well, that was the thing.
02:32It's been an in-game surprise.
02:34I will say, we probably would have not,
02:38like, none of the stuff about Ludmilla would have come out,
02:43none of the history of Zurn, because the whole episode,
02:46if Tors had gotten away, the episode would have been
02:49you guys putting together things in Zood
02:53to try to just get to Zurn at all, right?
02:56Rather than, and like, the destruction of the Zephyr
02:59is obviously catastrophic.
03:01But you trackers quarried Straka.
03:03You saved this.
03:04That's true.
03:05You saved this little repair thing
03:07that had seen the construction of Straka.
03:10You were able to, you know, like, in other words,
03:12all of these things that happened,
03:14it's like the pros and cons of decisive daring action.
03:18So the daring action is,
03:20we, no, we do not lose Tors.
03:23No, we do not waste any time.
03:24We get there, we fucking do it.
03:26And yeah, there's catastrophe,
03:27but you come out the other side of the catastrophe.
03:29You know, it's all the shit that Comfrey
03:30has always talked about, where it's like,
03:32you play fast and lose, win big, lose big, right?
03:35And that feels very great for this season.
03:39I love it.
03:40I love the choice to just barrel down on it.
03:41Because otherwise, Straka was doing what
03:47Taz Guagua was doing, right?
03:48Yes.
03:49Was reaching through.
03:50What's happening over at the foot of the table, guys?
03:52Something bad.
03:53I don't think I can do it.
03:54I don't think it's illegal to put on camera.
03:57Oh, you can put it in here.
03:58Oh, you're right.
03:59Can I see what you're playing with?
04:01I think it should be blurred out.
04:02Do we have the budget to blur it out?
04:04Did you see it?
04:04I don't know who will be actively mad at me
04:06if I pull this out.
04:07Yeah, we have to.
04:08You're gonna get me in trouble with John Wall.
04:09What?
04:10No.
04:11No.
04:12Hide it from cameras and put it in my hand.
04:12You gotta hide it.
04:13He's gotta see it.
04:14Shield it.
04:15Shield it.
04:16Shield it.
04:17Copyran is a character that we may
04:21or may not have sang some songs about.
04:23Wait, wait.
04:24Can we block on the left?
04:25Block on the right?
04:26Some very important people, like, cut.
04:29Okay.
04:29Great, hold on.
04:30All right, we're doing it.
04:31I have to be here.
04:33I know I'm blurry.
04:33I know I'm blurry.
04:34Did you see it?
04:35Did you see it?
04:36Did you see it?
04:37You have to look at it.
04:38Look at it.
04:41Now, the fact that I didn't know what this was
04:44until it was this close to my face is,
04:46let me be clear, not okay.
04:48Now you don't understand why we're like,
04:49what?
04:50I still kind of don't know what it is.
04:52Can we block it?
04:53You didn't even know?
04:53I just thought we could show it.
04:54We have to show it to Zach.
04:55He likes me to see a little bit closer.
04:58Here it is.
04:58Zach, take a look.
05:01All right, now put it in here.
05:05Stuff it in here.
05:06All right, now light that on fire.
05:08Yeah.
05:09Now, can I ask where that came from?
05:11Yeah, what was that?
05:12Oh, sorry, no.
05:14Did someone, shh, do not speak its name.
05:18Barley Clown.
05:19Did Barley, who brought Barley Clown?
05:22This does feel like a fun battle.
05:24No!
05:25No!
05:26No!
05:27It's gonna break it.
05:29Who brought Barley Clown?
05:31Who brought Barley Clown?
05:33Did somebody hand you Barley Clown?
05:34What?
05:35You handed me Barley Clown.
05:36You brought Barley Clown?
05:38Why does Barley Clown have like a growth on his head?
05:42Also, who bought?
05:43He's a Twitch streamer.
05:44Also, we have to be straight out.
05:45I think he's wearing like a helicopter outfit.
05:48Somebody bought that Barley Crown, brought it in here.
05:52Barley Clown.
05:53Barley Clown, tore its clothes off.
05:57The first time I saw whatever it was,
05:59Lou was going like this, and it was in his like crotch.
06:04I need you guys to understand,
06:05a very beloved Sunday morning new, uh, uh, uh.
06:10We may or may not have a Sunday morning.
06:11Someone from the Family Circus.
06:14Yeah, someone has been presented,
06:16is disrobed, and has had a,
06:21a kind of pink, flesh-toned, bikini-bottom.
06:26It's a tan line.
06:27We talked about it.
06:28It's a tan.
06:29Oh my god.
06:30It's a tan line.
06:31I genuinely don't know where this came from.
06:33Siobhan just handed it to me,
06:34as if to say like, pass it down on Sunday.
06:37I will say, like, never have I had a moment at this table
06:41where like, we're talking about this incredible episode
06:43we just did, and Murph is just going, ah, ah.
06:46It's just, it'd be better when we're called parking.
06:50Go back, go back looking at the footage,
06:52Murph's momenting about.
06:54You're hiding now, part.
06:56Like he said, he was whispering,
06:58who let the jokhasa go.
07:00And it's a naked toy.
07:03Yeah, I just need everyone to know that this is,
07:07it's, I think it's really wonderful that we have sort of,
07:10now a definitive piece of proof
07:13that we all, the seven of us,
07:17may be too weird to hang out with in real life.
07:21Straight up.
07:22Happy?
07:23I'm naked.
07:27Now, Brennan, do you think that the moment
07:29in Straka's throat will remain in the edit,
07:32or will that be lifted out?
07:34And we should talk about it now.
07:35Oh, the retconning?
07:36Yes.
07:37The possible retconning.
07:38The retconning that we didn't do?
07:39The retconning that never happened?
07:40I don't know what you're talking about.
07:41That was a really funny,
07:42watching the gears work.
07:43Yeah.
07:44You went, is it worth it?
07:46My integrity, is it worth it for this joke?
07:49And then you ultimately went, it's not.
07:51Okay, everyone, calm down.
07:52You all watched me go from being who I really am
07:55to being someone who does my job.
07:57You really, you really all watched it on hold.
08:01You really almost let the dogs out.
08:02Now, am I crazy, or did Rick at that?
08:04I know we talked to Rick several times during the episode,
08:07but at that point, did Rick suggest that it was possible?
08:11So we didn't, we haven't said what it is.
08:13That it was gonna be Winnie the Pooh.
08:15Minnie the Pooh.
08:15Minnie the Pooh.
08:16That it was potentially,
08:18potentially the little robot was gonna be Minnie the Pooh.
08:20Yeah.
08:21And then Brendan decided better on that.
08:22Yeah.
08:23I decided better.
08:24And then Brendan said, no, I made this a robot on purpose
08:26and not a fairy tale.
08:28We would've never stopped talking about Winnie the Pooh.
08:30Yes.
08:31Literally ever.
08:32Orange fairy part two.
08:33Yeah, it would've never, ever would we have ever spoken
08:36about anything else.
08:37That was a moment though.
08:38That was a moment though.
08:39I thought that you were gonna get a nat 20 there.
08:41I was sitting there pushing the 20s into my fingers.
08:44Because I was like, I think that,
08:46I think it's gonna happen.
08:48But I mean, you still succeeded.
08:49Maybe in the finale, I'll crit and get Winnie the Pooh
08:53just kind of out of nowhere unearned
08:55and get kind of like a lot of comments about that
08:58on the internet.
08:58I think so would've been indefensible as well.
09:01Cause I almost, I guarantee as soon as we had Winnie the Pooh,
09:04like copyright free version of Winnie the Pooh,
09:06we would constantly make jokes about how it's
09:08the copy written version of it.
09:10Winnie the who?
09:11Yeah.
09:12Yeah.
09:12There would've been constant references.
09:14I think we've talked in adventuring parties
09:16about which versions of Winnie the Pooh are copyrighted
09:19and which aren't no less than five times.
09:21I think more than we've talked about the actual show
09:23that it's supposed to be a.
09:25You could fill a whole adventuring party
09:26and just do best of talking about Winnie the Pooh.
09:28Yes.
09:29It would be longer than a regular episode.
09:30It would be longer than a regular episode.
09:32It's fun to imagine a different season,
09:3510 years down the line,
09:37where like emo vampires and Winnie the Pooh
09:39becomes my familiar.
09:41That's also very funny.
09:42It's crazy that we, yeah.
09:44We started making this show before
09:46Winnie the Pooh was not copy written.
09:49Yes.
09:50Wow.
09:50And it's a whole different world now.
09:51It's a whole different world now.
09:52For just that reason.
09:53The political climate has really changed.
09:55Yeah, she's Winnie the Pooh.
09:56I have an episode-related question.
09:58Yeah.
09:59Is the widow's breath new?
10:01Yeah, great question.
10:01He looked down the throat and he was like,
10:03you smell the widow's breath.
10:04And I was like, so I wanted,
10:06I was looking for the right moment to be like,
10:07do I remember the smell of widow's breath?
10:09I made a note.
10:10Well, I was gonna say,
10:11and I know that this is metagaming,
10:13so I tried to find a way to say it in world,
10:16but the lights changing when we went to Czern,
10:20Yes.
10:21We're going between Eisengeist and Red.
10:25I don't know if that was on purpose,
10:26but it was purple, pink, red.
10:28So basically Ludmilla took the widow's breath technology
10:31and then brought it over.
10:32Yeah, or maybe Murgershire.
10:34Or made it here and then brought it there.
10:36Yeah.
10:36Well, you guys know for a fact
10:39that there is at least a time loop.
10:41Yeah.
10:42Because Ludmilla was taken by Straka and then built Straka.
10:47That's why I've been having the thought that I'm like,
10:48oh, I think we're gonna have to go back to that moment.
10:51That'd be awesome.
10:53That'd be so beautiful.
10:54Yeah, there's a very interesting thing in here though,
10:56which, and the question of course is,
10:58if time loops are,
10:59and this is probably something to talk to Comfrey about,
11:01which is, is time, to the best of your knowledge,
11:04fixed or not?
11:06Yeah.
11:06Can you change the past,
11:07or is it actually impossible to?
11:10Was she waiting by the door
11:11and then Murgershire came through
11:13and then gave like Widow's Breath and Isenguise?
11:15How could I have even gone?
11:16Well, they've been communicating between the-
11:19But is that how they met,
11:20where she's just kind of like sad,
11:22waiting by the door for someone,
11:23and then it's fucking that teen?
11:26Sorry.
11:27That was such a heartbreaking change.
11:29Yeah.
11:30That image is tough.
11:31It's tough.
11:32I, yeah.
11:34But yeah, I had it on my list to like ask someone,
11:37to bring up like, can we,
11:39since time is befrumpled, can we get to that moment?
11:42But I just didn't have a chance yet to ask.
11:45We, we, we, sheet of your pants, you know?
11:47We still have five more episodes, which is great.
11:50Yeah.
11:50Oh, but I'm only here, I'm only here for one more.
11:52Oh yeah.
11:53Emily signed a Cabo.
11:54Emily signed a different contract.
11:56Emily signed a different contract.
11:57Emily can only do 16Fs.
11:58She only has a pickleball tournament,
12:00that's really important.
12:01Yeah.
12:02Yeah.
12:03And my doubles partner would kill me if I wasn't there.
12:08Brennan, can you pass Barley Crown back?
12:11Yeah, sure thing, hold on one second.
12:13Will you please, you can put him in the box.
12:15You can do like, maybe the very important people like,
12:18boop, like waiting music.
12:20Sure.
12:20And it's just Vic out of nowhere in this show.
12:23Did you put him in a napkin also?
12:25That is how obscene this doll is.
12:26In a napkin.
12:28It is disgusting.
12:29In a napkin.
12:30I think the fact that he's wearing a headset
12:32makes him feel more naked than he otherwise would be.
12:34Why's he wearing a headset?
12:35Yeah, why?
12:36This shit is fucking crazy.
12:37Why is he wearing a headset?
12:38Where does that come from?
12:39It looks like he's wearing a headset.
12:41I just already owned it.
12:43What?
12:44You owned a Barley Clown?
12:46You know, I definitely didn't.
12:47Oh my god.
12:49That was, okay, that was right down the middle
12:52and that's how I like it.
12:53That was really funny.
12:54That was really funny.
12:56I believe it is a NASA astronaut-themed Barley Clown.
13:03I just had a picture of you in a Jansport backpack
13:06with just that on the back of it for like the past four years.
13:09Yeah, I've had that on my backpack for the last four years
13:11and none of you have noticed
13:12and that's pretty wild, actually.
13:14God.
13:15I went through the crumpled time.
13:18It was thrilling to get this.
13:20Yes.
13:21Yes.
13:22That was rad.
13:23What a wild moment.
13:24I told us our ship was gonna die.
13:26Especially since I feel like we've...
13:27It's so satisfying.
13:28As soon as we figured out some things did things...
13:31Stop.
13:33It's gotta get stopped.
13:34Don't do it.
13:35Oh, no, oh!
13:36Oh, now it's kinda maybe up and I'll get it out.
13:38It's staying down.
13:39That's not good.
13:40A little bit more.
13:41It slid in.
13:42It'll come out.
13:43It'll come out.
13:44Just don't crunch me.
13:45Oh, it's out.
13:46Okay.
13:47Everyone stop sticking their hand in it
13:48while it's moving, please.
13:49Everyone put your hand in.
13:50I dare you.
13:53I dare you.
13:54I dare you.
13:55I dare you.
13:56Stop.
13:57Get your hand out.
13:58Whoever pulls the hand out lost wins.
13:59No!
14:00It was folded.
14:01Whoa, that was...
14:02It was...
14:03This episode.
14:06Yeah.
14:07We had such a hoot.
14:10It was such a fun one.
14:12A lot of action.
14:13Taurus escaping.
14:14Everyone jumping into action.
14:15Flying the ship.
14:16Straka destroying.
14:18The Zephyr Zephyr's destroyed.
14:19Getting everybody off that ship.
14:21Wheelwell.
14:22Courtney.
14:23Kochka.
14:24Daughterdale.
14:25Not a single nut pug.
14:27Damn, not a single nut pug.
14:28They're at the beach.
14:29They're eating a California burrito on the beach.
14:32Where's the beach?
14:33We just came from the beach.
14:35Yeah, the beach, dude.
14:36We just came from the beach.
14:37We got out of the observatory in the mountains
14:39and there was a sign saying beach 300 miles.
14:41Yeah.
14:42And all the nut pugs rolled down the wooden stairs.
14:44Yeah, the nut pugs have a most speed of...
14:46300 miles of wooden stairs.
14:47The nut pugs, as long as they're traveling downhill,
14:49they have a speed of 800.
14:50Wow!
14:51And nut pugs always know where the beach is.
14:53How fast?
14:54Isn't that like light speed?
14:56They're playing bocce ball with each other.
14:57Indeed.
14:58Physics, is that light speed?
14:59If you can go 800.
15:01If your speed is 800 and around,
15:03are you moving faster than light?
15:05So let's say, okay.
15:06800 feet around is 800 feet every six.
15:09So that's 8,000 feet a minute.
15:128,000 feet a minute is like a mile is 5,280.
15:15So it's a little bit more than 60 miles an hour.
15:17Call it like 90 miles an hour.
15:18Okay.
15:19Wow.
15:20Is that the speed of light?
15:21Sorry.
15:22A Toyota Corolla can like go the speed of light.
15:29Let me see.
15:30If you're like really going on the freeway
15:33in your Toyota Camry,
15:35you can like go the speed of light.
15:37Yeah.
15:38Hold on, sorry.
15:39Yeah, that feels crazy.
15:41Yeah.
15:42So they go 8,000 feet.
15:43That is the speed of light.
15:44But that's leaving an action.
15:45If they're all taking a dash action.
15:47Yes.
15:48And taking their movement.
15:49And taking their movement.
15:50No, that's 16,000 and their movement and dash.
15:53And they also...
15:54180?
15:55Speed of light's just like a fast ass bar.
15:57No, no, no.
15:58If it's their dash...
15:59Oh, but they have a bonus action dash.
16:01Formula One, speed of light.
16:02Yeah, surely.
16:03No, everyone watch us do math here.
16:04Hold on a second.
16:05800.
16:06Uh-huh.
16:07Uh-huh.
16:08It's copy written.
16:09You can't fucking show him.
16:10Stop!
16:11Barley Clown is copy written.
16:12Stop showing Barley Clown.
16:13I think if you...
16:14It's like 1 16th is parody or something like that, right?
16:15Those really could be SpongeBob's legs.
16:16Yes.
16:17Also copyrighted.
16:18This is parody.
16:19This is parody.
16:20This is parody, right?
16:21This is parody.
16:22This is parody.
16:23This is parody.
16:24This is parody, right?
16:25This is parody.
16:26This is joking.
16:27This is joking.
16:28I don't know if I'm joking.
16:29Yeah, instead of Peanuts, ours is named Almonds.
16:31And it's like...
16:32The kid's...
16:33Okay, okay, okay.
16:34Guys, the nut pugs go about 180 miles per day.
16:36Okay, okay, okay.
16:37This is parody.
16:38This is joking.
16:39I don't know if I'm joking.
16:41Yeah, instead of Peanuts, ours is named Almonds.
16:44And it's like...
16:46The kid's...
16:47Okay, okay, okay.
16:48Guys, the nut pugs go about 180 miles per hour
16:51when they're rolling together.
16:52Okay.
16:53Is that the speed of light?
16:54Google that.
16:55Yes.
16:56Yeah, it is.
16:57Google nut pug, Toyota Camry.
16:59Is nut...
17:00Who's faster?
17:01A Toyota Camry.
17:02No AI.
17:03Minus AI.
17:04Or the speed of light.
17:05I do really like that for me, like in my brain,
17:08there's kind of jogging, running.
17:10And then if you go any faster than that,
17:12you might as well be the speed of light.
17:14There was no part of me that was like,
17:16oh, maybe they go 60 miles per hour.
17:17Like a cheetah?
17:18Speed of light.
17:19No, oh, they must go this way.
17:20Vespa?
17:21Speed of light.
17:22Vespa, speed of light.
17:23Vespa, speed of light.
17:24Speed of light.
17:25Yes, it is the speed of light.
17:27Yeah.
17:28What if I switched to a one-handed gun,
17:31what would I get for a boost to AC
17:34if I used a nut pug as a shield?
17:36Plus two.
17:37Plus two.
17:38Can the nut pugs play bocce ball
17:39with each other using each other's bodies?
17:41No, because they aren't fun.
17:43Whoa!
17:44Nut pugs aren't fun?
17:45They don't have fun like that.
17:46Okay, you gotta use the theoretical biology to change that.
17:49Yeah, please.
17:50Because in the dropout store,
17:51I want a nut pug bocce ball set.
17:5313.
17:54But it's kind of fun if the nut pugs are arguably cuter
17:56if they're kind of grumpy about it.
17:5729.
17:5829.
17:59That's kind of true.
18:00Okay, nut pugs are fun.
18:01I'm gonna take theoretical biology.
18:02I'm gonna take theoretical biology.
18:03I'm gonna take theoretical biology.
18:04Yeah.
18:05I'm also gonna switch out for theoretical biology.
18:06I'm gonna say nut pugs are in Zurn.
18:08Zurn.
18:09Zurn.
18:10That one.
18:11That one.
18:12I'm gonna take theoretical biology as well.
18:15Yeah.
18:16And Alethra's gonna pick up an old shell of a nut pug
18:19that it left behind when it grew into a bigger shell.
18:21That's also how they work.
18:22Okay.
18:23Yeah.
18:24Theoretical biology, they play bocce ball on the beach.
18:26Okay.
18:27But they use each other.
18:28Okay.
18:3123.
18:32Nice.
18:33I'm gonna do theoretical biology.
18:34And if I win, Zurd is real.
18:36Zurd?
18:37Zurd.
18:38Zurd.
18:39And the nut pugs all went to Zurd.
18:40Yeah.
18:41It's a callback to me making fun of that.
18:4211.
18:4311.
18:44Damn.
18:45Great.
18:46Zurd?
18:47Zurd is real.
18:48Okay, I'll do theoretical biology.
18:50Nat 20 and nut pugs are shaped.
18:53We're all shapeshifters and we're all shapeshifted nut pugs.
18:56Sorry.
18:57We're all just back there having dinner
18:59and there are these collections of nut pugs.
19:01Do you guys think, do you guys think that if,
19:05what are the odds that like 40 years from now,
19:08when something comes up that reminds you of Cloudward Ho,
19:12that it will be nut pugs and nut, like is nut pugs the thing
19:15that will survive?
19:16Is that the breakout?
19:17I can't explain to you.
19:18Someone's gonna say nut pug and I'm not gonna know
19:19what they're talking about at all.
19:20Yes.
19:21You want another breakout?
19:22No.
19:23No.
19:24Lou, we have to blur that.
19:25He's breaking out right now.
19:26He's breaking out right now.
19:27I was gonna say, I'll remember nut pugs
19:29because I'm gonna name a stray cat nut pug.
19:32Aww.
19:33That cat's gonna be 40.
19:34That is magical.
19:35Can I do that back to you?
19:36Yeah, of course.
19:37Just throw the...
19:38Oh, yeah.
19:39Yeah, pass him in his...
19:40Coffee written.
19:41In his copyright prison.
19:42You keep showing it.
19:43So what does it matter at this point?
19:44Well, I'm not showing the whole of him.
19:46Oh, God.
19:47I think...
19:48Why is it a thong?
19:49It's a thong.
19:50We talked about it.
19:51It's a thong.
19:52And he has a tan line from it.
19:55Ew!
19:56Blur that.
19:57Blur that.
19:58Blur that.
19:59Blur that.
20:00Blur that.
20:02He's so shy.
20:03He's so shy.
20:04Winnie the Pooh, the cartoon from Disney.
20:06And we're just wearing that.
20:07Allie, can I say that real quick?
20:08Sure.
20:09What part of it?
20:10All right, one second.
20:11Can you drop it in the napkin real quick?
20:13So in this episode, we...
20:15Oh, thank you so much.
20:16Oh, you broke that.
20:17Oh!
20:18Okay, great.
20:19That's broken.
20:20Wonderful.
20:21You broke the set to...
20:22I just heard Rick throw his cowboy hat on the ground.
20:26I call Matt the broken one.
20:28We'll take the not broken one back.
20:30But we saved everybody from the ship that was crashing.
20:33And we have a knight.
20:35And we...
20:36Yes.
20:37And we had an intense...
20:38Maria and Comfrey finally spoke as well.
20:40Yeah.
20:41I felt as though I ate a lot of crow, quite literally.
20:44And I couldn't...
20:45I didn't have a high ground to have any anger at her.
20:48There's a...
20:49Yeah, that was beautiful.
20:50It's tough.
20:51Yeah.
20:52Yeah.
20:53I think that there's a...
20:54There's a lot of...
20:56The crew reassembling in this context,
20:59of like immediately back in the fucking saddle,
21:02is pretty intense.
21:03The sheet of our pants kind of puts another layer on it,
21:07of like being able to have forgiveness for each other.
21:10Yeah.
21:11On the sheet of your pants?
21:12Yeah.
21:13Yeah, for sure.
21:14Did you get a Slack message that said,
21:15you need to get that toy away from them,
21:18or you're fired?
21:19What?
21:20Ta-da-ta.
21:21Please, we'll give you the tentacle dildos back.
21:22Anything.
21:23For sure.
21:24For sure.
21:25There's gonna be...
21:26There's gonna be a locker here at the studio,
21:29that will have those...
21:30Person items.
21:31The tentacles and a disrobed Charlie Brown.
21:34You're all going to jail for a long time.
21:36Someone's...
21:37Someone's gonna...
21:38I'll take a time.
21:39I knew.
21:40I'm so scared to think of what someone's gonna pay
21:42at an auction.
21:43Oh, yeah.
21:44For the tentacle.
21:45For the tentacle dildo.
21:46It's gonna be me, and it's 18K, brother.
21:50It's gonna be me.
21:52You're just out-beating.
21:54I'm in a big 10-gallon hat.
21:56I'm paying 18K for the tentacle dildo that I was with.
21:59The idea of someone having those tentacle dildos
22:02in a glass case with a Dimension 20 logo on them,
22:05and proudly being like,
22:06it goes to charity.
22:07This went to trans lifeline.
22:10Truly worthy causes.
22:12We have a lot of kids.
22:13We have a lot of kids.
22:14Someone being like,
22:15dude, you have two huge fucking dildos on display
22:17in your living room,
22:18and someone being like,
22:19I support worthy causes,
22:20and I'm not gonna apologize.
22:22Sorry, sorry, sorry.
22:23You think $45,000 spent on this?
22:26I don't know.
22:27I don't know, man.
22:28Let's say something about you.
22:29This went to New York,
22:30and Equity Fights AIDS.
22:31Yeah, there you go.
22:32Exactly.
22:33Beautiful.
22:34Well, gang, what an episode.
22:35And when we come back,
22:36you guys need to build a vehicle
22:37to get the fuck out of Zern.
22:38I'm excited.
22:39Wow, is it sky's the limit?
22:40We can build whatever we want.
22:41We can make it look like whatever we want.
22:42Hell yeah.
22:43We can do Roblox in real life.
22:44We can do every copyright we want.
22:45Next week on D20,
22:46branded Roblox in real life.
22:48Naked Charli.
22:49We can make it look like whatever we want.
22:52We can do Roblox in real life.
22:55We can do every copyright we want.
22:57Next week on D20,
22:58branded Roblox in real life.
23:02We can do Lightning McQueen.
23:03Naked Charlie Brown and two Bad Dragon tentacles.
23:06Lightning McQueen.
23:07I get this dress for success.
23:08You knew.
23:09I really know.
23:10Bad Dragon?
23:11Bad Dragon.
23:12They sell sex toys that are fucked in.
23:14I don't believe that.
23:19That's all for this episode of Adventure Party.
23:23Tune in next time.
23:24We can't do any more copyrighted stuff.
23:26Everyone's mad.
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