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00:00:00You
00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:12Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:14Buat story Bu.
00:04:15Update.
00:04:15Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag server reminder.
00:04:23Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:28Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:36Sayang.
00:04:37Sayang.
00:04:42Sayang.
00:04:43Sayang.
00:04:45Aku liat kunci mobil aku ke ya?
00:04:48Aku liat kunci mobil kok dimana ya?
00:04:54Aku nyari kok gak ada?
00:04:56Aku gak liat.
00:04:58Telet deh.
00:05:00Sepagini tuh telat.
00:05:02Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:03Dia kan ada janjian driving sekalian meeting.
00:05:05Jadi gak sarapan?
00:05:06Kok gak usah ya?
00:05:07Nanti aja di sana ya?
00:05:09Eh kamu ke toko siang kan?
00:05:11Gimana kalau?
00:05:13Tentu lagi.
00:05:16Yanni.
00:05:17Ya Pak.
00:05:18Yann, tolong Yann.
00:05:20Ah, kopi.
00:05:22Kunci mobil saya, tolong dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:24Siapa?
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu.
00:05:28Dan sekarang tolong tas gue bersama saya masukin ke mobil.
00:05:30Siapa?
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu aku tentara sih.
00:05:35Bapak bisa aja.
00:05:40Enak!
00:05:42Enak!
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, balik ke rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Love you.
00:05:54Bye!
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:00Dua.
00:06:01Satu.
00:06:05Si cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye!
00:06:07Halo, ibu.
00:06:28Bu.
00:06:28Aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasangnya.
00:06:33Jadinya tadi.
00:06:34Nih, lihat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, bu.
00:06:46Bu.
00:06:47Are you okay?
00:06:50Ini kok kayaknya cuma air doang, bu.
00:06:55Oh ya boleh.
00:06:55Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, bu.
00:07:05Hihihi.
00:07:06Lihatannya ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, bu.
00:07:14Yah.
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, bu.
00:07:17Ya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, bu.
00:07:26Oke, satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Hihihi, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik aman sih, bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:50Ini nih kalau di kampung saya,
00:07:52udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:57Iya, soalnya kan kalau istrinya,
00:07:59ya modelannya kayak saya gini, bu.
00:08:02Hihihi.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar loh, mbak.
00:08:08Aduh, ibu.
00:08:09Apa kayak nanya deh?
00:08:12Udahlah, bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Itu loh, bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya,
00:08:24kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:27Eh, driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Bagaimana?
00:08:32Super, bu. Super.
00:08:34Sampai ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu loh, bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Ah, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini,
00:08:44udah dapet pacar.
00:08:46Hahahaha.
00:08:47Gerecep lah, bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:07Amin.
00:09:08Amin.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:14Yuk, terus ibu mau apa lagi, bu?
00:09:16Enggak, enggak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko.
00:09:18Aku titip rumah, ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, bu, terakhir dong.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, bu.
00:09:24Boskiu, boskiu.
00:09:26Boskiu.
00:09:28Boskiu cakep.
00:09:30Boskiu cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger gak, Presiden, ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:02Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:11Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak, apa, Pak?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:25Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:34Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:36Bukain.
00:10:37Bukain.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Biar beli saya gak?
00:10:48Gila sih ini.
00:10:54Kerjaan lagi banyak, Pak.
00:10:54Tuh.
00:10:55Kombalikin gue yang punya.
00:10:59Yuk!
00:10:59Ayo!
00:11:00Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Berahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk!
00:11:08Kenapa sih?
00:11:09Kali ini aku mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah, nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apa lagi sih alasan kamu tuh mau apa lagi, Broto?
00:11:19Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:22Kamu kan tahu perjalanan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:26Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:30Semel kantor.
00:11:32Baca.
00:11:34Baca!
00:11:36Anya!
00:11:38Cuma perek kotor kan yang nama Instagram-nya dia gak tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:42Cik!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:52Darang-darang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Besar di situ.
00:11:58Beran.
00:12:01Beneran?
00:12:06Iya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:10Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih!
00:12:26Bisa gak sih ngomong-ngomong baik-baik dulu, Yuk?
00:12:29Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Itu bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah, Yuk.
00:12:33Ngomong kemana sih?
00:12:35Ayo!
00:12:36Astaga!
00:12:40Yuk!
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh!
00:12:42Apa-apa kan sih, Yuk?
00:12:44Yuk!
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu.
00:12:46Kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:53Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekarang ngomong-ngomong baik-baik.
00:13:01Kok apaan aku ngaku salah?
00:13:02Kau ngomongnya aku kayak gimana?
00:13:03Kamu aku sama...
00:13:04Yuk!
00:13:04Yuk!
00:13:05Yuk!
00:13:05Yuk!
00:13:06Nanti seluruh dong.
00:13:09Tidak dong, Sayang.
00:13:09Sayang maaf.
00:13:10Aku minta maaf ya, Sayang.
00:13:12Lepas.
00:13:12Berapa?
00:13:13Lepas.
00:13:13Saya benci sama aku.
00:13:15Aku udah gak cinta sama kamu, Broto.
00:13:45Aku cuman bertahan di hubungan ini karena aku sayang banget sama ibu kamu.
00:14:05Gak boleh ngiti.
00:14:08Apa-apa?
00:14:08Eh, apa tuh tangannya?
00:14:10Gak boleh, Ibu.
00:14:11Sabar dong.
00:14:11Happy birthday to you.
00:14:15Mbak!
00:14:16Happy birthday to you.
00:14:20Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, ibu.
00:14:27Muah!
00:14:28Love you!
00:14:29Love you!
00:14:30Kacau, kebuk!
00:14:31Igu wish!
00:14:32Kau emang A-nya yang kamu cari.
00:14:35Silahkan.
00:14:38Aku rewan.
00:14:42Rasanya jangan sampai pernah sakitin perasanin ya, kawan.
00:14:45Assalamualaikum.
00:14:46Waalaikumsalam.
00:14:47Ibu.
00:14:48Ayu.
00:14:49Akuhui.
00:14:50Tiba-tiba.
00:14:51Ibu.
00:14:52Tiba-tiba keingin sama kalian.
00:15:08Okay, okay.
00:15:10Ibu kok tiba-tiba ke sini?
00:15:13Iya, kok gak bilang apa?
00:15:15Ibu tuh tiba-tiba keingin sama kalian.
00:15:19Terus ibu pikir, ibu mau nginep aja tempat anak-anak.
00:15:24Kalian gak kangen sama ibu?
00:15:26Gimana sih?
00:15:29Abis nilatnya gitu kayak gak kangen deh.
00:15:34Loh, kenapa sih kok berantakan banget nih?
00:15:37Hah?
00:15:38Jangan, aku enggak. Gak usah dong.
00:15:40Gak enak kan di rumah berantakan.
00:15:42Mau diberesin cuma kayaknya lupa diangkat-angkat.
00:15:44Nanti, nanti saya beresin.
00:15:46Gak deh, kalau gitu tolong ya Proto.
00:15:49Koper ibu diubah masuk.
00:15:51Ya?
00:15:52Mau apa-apa?
00:15:53Iya, ibu haus banget nih.
00:15:55Iya, bener-bener.
00:15:57Ija?
00:15:59Ija?
00:16:01Ija mana?
00:16:03Mbak Ija 2 bulan lalu balik ke kampungnya
00:16:06Soalnya ngurusin papainya sakit.
00:16:09Oh, ibu.
00:16:11Saya Yanni yang kerja di sini, ibu.
00:16:17Sebelumnya kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:19Di department store, ibu.
00:16:21Yang bagian halo-halo lewat speaker gitu ya.
00:16:24Selamat datang di teman-teman.
00:16:25Semuanya tahun kami.
00:16:26Bila anda belanja hari ini, besok anda akan mendapatkan.
00:16:29Cuma 90 persen.
00:16:32Terus itu?
00:16:35Itu?
00:16:36Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:38Ini iseng aja, bu.
00:16:39Aku muda ikut-ikutan teman, tapi sekarang gak usah ilang.
00:16:42Sakit lagi, bu.
00:16:43Ibu, duduk aja dulu, duduk.
00:16:51Seterahat dulu, capek kan pasti Mbak Yanni.
00:16:53Boleh tolong itu kopar ibu.
00:16:54Boleh, boleh.
00:16:55Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:56Iya pak.
00:16:57Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:16:58Gak sayang gak pake gula.
00:17:00Sebenarnya.
00:17:01Ibu, kok tumpen sendirian?
00:17:08Dimas mana?
00:17:09Korbense air sani mas mau pelawat.
00:17:12Mana?
00:17:18Kok tumpen sendirian?
00:17:19Ibu?
00:17:21Ibu?
00:17:26Ibu?
00:17:27Ibu?
00:17:28Ibu dimana sih, bu?
00:17:29Ibu?
00:17:30Ibu dimana sih, bu?
00:17:33Tersesan.
00:17:34Ini aku baru sampe rumah, gak dorang.
00:17:36Sepedan doang tadi sebentar.
00:17:42Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:43Apa ya?
00:17:46Aku gak nyampe mau ambil teh.
00:17:48Iya, iya.
00:17:49Bentar ya.
00:17:50Iya.
00:17:51Bagus.
00:17:52Bu?
00:17:53Bu sepuh mau dudukin apa-apa?
00:17:55Bikinin teh.
00:18:00Bapak.
00:18:01Kamu ibu kurang tau maku keluar dari pintu belakang sekarang juga.
00:18:04Iya, gak bisa dong.
00:18:05Itu ibunya bapak ya?
00:18:08Iya ibunya bapak.
00:18:09Kalau dia nanya kamu...
00:18:10Cantik ya.
00:18:11Gak kayak bapak.
00:18:12Maksudnya?
00:18:14Ya bapak kan ganteng, pak.
00:18:17Aku mau coba.
00:18:18Iya kamu bikin aja kamu coba.
00:18:19Kenapa kamu gak ngomong sendiri?
00:18:21Tapi kok gak pernah kesini ya bu?
00:18:22Iya saya lagi sakit jadi setelan bayi dirumah terus.
00:18:27Aku bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:28Waduh.
00:18:30Lagi sakit aja karismanya kuat banget.
00:18:33Saya takut loh bu.
00:18:36Kamu namakin aku sama enggak?
00:18:37Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:39Kamu yang mau pergi.
00:18:40Kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:18:43Beda-beda tau ya.
00:18:44Bu.
00:18:45Coba aja kemikiran ya.
00:18:46Nih.
00:18:47Udah jadi tahinya bu gak terlalu manis.
00:18:49Karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:51Kalau bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis sih pak ya.
00:18:54Iya bapaknya suka yang manis-manis.
00:18:56Saya suka yang bapak ditidurin.
00:18:58Ini gua tanya.
00:18:59Ah.
00:19:00Makasih bu.
00:19:01Beritanya dari tadi.
00:19:02Enggak ada yang enakin.
00:19:03Yang virus.
00:19:04Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:06Tapi heran ya.
00:19:07Orang gitu.
00:19:08Susah banget diatur.
00:19:09Disuruh dirumah.
00:19:10Eh.
00:19:11Tetap ada perempuan.
00:19:12Gak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:13Ah.
00:19:14Bener-bener orang-orang ini.
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00:20:05I want to talk about something with Ibu.
00:20:10I don't want to talk about it.
00:20:35We're going to take a break.
00:20:37We're going to take a break.
00:20:39We're going to cancel our class in next year.
00:20:41Is it still not a problem?
00:20:43No problem.
00:20:45Because we're really lucky in class.
00:20:48No problem.
00:20:50We are going to be thinking about our health.
00:20:53No problem.
00:20:55No problem.
00:21:00I'll take the restroom to our boss before I will have a rest.
00:21:03Ok, I can.
00:21:05I will leave you alone, I will help you first.
00:21:20I'm happy to see you.
00:21:22Look at you for now.
00:21:24I'm sorry.
00:21:26I'm going to give you a son.
00:21:29I'm going to want to have a son.
00:21:32But Tiora, I have two and five.
00:21:37There are seven.
00:21:39But I don't have seven.
00:21:41What is your son?
00:21:43I'm happy.
00:21:45I'm happy.
00:21:47If you like that,
00:21:49let's go ahead.
00:21:52Don't cut it quickly.
00:21:55Yes, sure.
00:21:58If you need it,
00:22:00I'm happy.
00:22:04That's enough.
00:22:06I'm happy.
00:22:08I'm happy.
00:22:09I want to get my son.
00:22:10Yes.
00:22:11But I'm happy.
00:22:13You're happy.
00:22:15You're happy.
00:22:17I'll give you a son.
00:22:19You're happy.
00:22:21Yes.
00:22:23You're so happy.
00:22:25You're so happy.
00:22:27You're so happy.
00:22:28You're happy.
00:22:29You're happy.
00:22:30You're happy.
00:22:31If you like that,
00:22:32we're going to do it for the next day.
00:22:33I'm happy.
00:22:34Okay.
00:22:35I'm happy.
00:22:36I'm happy.
00:22:37I'm happy.
00:22:38Okay.
00:22:39I'm happy.
00:22:40I'm happy.
00:22:41I'm happy.
00:22:42I'm happy.
00:22:43I'm happy.
00:22:44I'm happy.
00:22:46Ibu don't want to pay.
00:22:51Okay, ready, Bu!
00:22:54Ibu, but the money.
00:22:56Oh, it's done?
00:22:58It's done.
00:23:00I didn't say that you didn't have cash from me.
00:23:02It's not enough, I don't have cash from you.
00:23:04I don't have cash from you, Bu.
00:23:05What do you have to do, Bu?
00:23:06I don't have cash from you.
00:23:07I don't have cash from you.
00:23:08I don't have cash from you.
00:23:13If I don't have cash from you, what do you have to do?
00:23:16What's the money?
00:23:18I don't have cash from you.
00:23:20I don't have cash from you.
00:23:22I'll have a cash from you.
00:23:24I'll have a cash from you.
00:23:26I'll have a cash from you.
00:23:28Let's go.
00:23:30Let's go.
00:23:33Guys, buy more.
00:23:36Sotayam, follow your journey.
00:23:39Let's go.
00:23:43I'll have a cash from you.
00:23:46I'll give a cash from you.
00:23:50You will come in here.
00:23:52We're not in lockdown.
00:23:53Lockdown will not be in two or three.
00:23:54It's a week, or six.
00:24:04It's a week, it's a month.
00:24:10I don't know what to do with you.
00:24:12If you don't want to talk to me, do you want to talk to me?
00:24:21Sayang.
00:24:22I don't want to answer your question.
00:24:29Sit down.
00:24:31Please, Dad.
00:24:33I don't want to talk to you.
00:24:39Three days.
00:24:41I'll give you three days.
00:24:43After that, I'm going to go to Ibu.
00:24:45I'll go.
00:24:56Bu!
00:24:57You can't go to the store, Bu.
00:24:59You can't go to the house.
00:25:01It's a rural leader.
00:25:03Pa, we're going to take care of our house.
00:25:05Oh, look.
00:25:06Oh, look.
00:25:07I'm going to take care of it.
00:25:08Pa, wait a minute.
00:25:10Are you going to take care of it, Pa?
00:25:11What's going to take care of it, Pa?
00:25:12This is the governor's instructions, Pa.
00:25:14So, every person is in quarantine.
00:25:16How long is this?
00:25:18I don't know.
00:25:20I hope I'm not too late.
00:25:21I hope I'm not too late.
00:25:23Let's go, Pa.
00:25:24Pa!
00:25:26Pa!
00:25:27How are you going to take care of it?
00:25:29Pa!
00:25:30Pa!
00:25:31Oh!
00:25:32Oh!
00:25:33I have a idea.
00:25:34How do we go to my partner, Mas Bambang?
00:25:36How do we go to the house?
00:25:38He's alone.
00:25:39How do we go to the house?
00:25:40Pa!
00:25:41Then, Bu.
00:25:42Then, Mas Bambang can we ask for help.
00:25:45Then, we can take care of the house, Bu.
00:25:48How do you think, Bu?
00:25:49How do you think?
00:25:50I think, Bu.
00:25:51I think, Bu.
00:25:52I think, Bu.
00:25:53Mas Bambang will take care of it.
00:25:55I think, Bu.
00:25:56I think, Bu.
00:25:57I think, Bu.
00:25:58I think, Bu.
00:25:59He's alone.
00:26:00Hey, where are Ayu?
00:26:19Yeah.
00:26:20Ayu.
00:26:21Ayu?
00:26:22Hmm.
00:26:23Maybe it's in the room.
00:26:25Yeah, I'll find Ayu first.
00:26:30Why are you doing this?
00:26:33Huh?
00:26:35This is the job.
00:26:39Mas, I haven't met you.
00:26:42I'm not strong enough.
00:26:46Let me, let me.
00:26:49Mas, I don't want to be here.
00:26:51I want to be with Mas Bambang.
00:26:55I want to leave.
00:26:58What?
00:26:59Apa?
00:27:00Kelu, keluar.
00:27:06Mas Bambang!
00:27:09I don't know.
00:27:39I'm going to make a joke, I don't know, I'm going to come.
00:27:41I'm going to come here, I'm going to be alone, I'm afraid of it.
00:27:46You're going to be here now, please, please.
00:27:49Yeah, you can't, say. Just you alone, it's safe.
00:27:53You're going to be there.
00:27:54But I'm afraid of myself.
00:27:58If I'm alone, then people in my apartment, I'm going to be zombie.
00:28:06Anya, virusnya virus flu, bukan zombie.
00:28:12Jadi kalau kamu karantina di ruangan sendiri, itu nggak apa-apa, Aman.
00:28:17Tetap aja, aku takut.
00:28:20Kamu singi doang, please.
00:28:23Oke, biar kamu tenang, aku mesti ngapain?
00:28:28Ngapain ya?
00:28:30Itu rumahku aja segera.
00:28:32Oh iya.
00:28:33Mendingan sekarang kamu nyalain video call kamu.
00:28:37Abis itu kamu ngedance.
00:28:39Kayaknya kemarin itu loh.
00:28:40Eh, enggak, enggak, enggak.
00:28:42Jangan gila.
00:28:44Aduh, sayang nyalain video call-nya.
00:28:47Cuma dengan cara ini doang, aku bisa tenang.
00:28:50Ayo, makanya kamu ngedance sekarang, oke?
00:28:54Sekarang emangat nih?
00:28:57Iya.
00:28:58Ya.
00:29:05Oke.
00:29:07Ih, ada-ada aja ya.
00:29:09Yes.
00:29:10Yes.
00:29:11Bye.
00:29:21Buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka.
00:29:40Eh, Mas.
00:29:42Kamu nggak kerja ya?
00:29:44Masa kan bilang cepat, lockdown.
00:29:46Aku langsung naik konjek kesini aku.
00:29:49Eh, tapi konekat.
00:29:50Mas, aku, tapi konekat sih.
00:29:53Cinta nih.
00:29:55Cinta.
00:29:57Tanpa pengorbanan.
00:29:59Bukanlah cinta namanya.
00:30:01Cinta.
00:30:03Kinda romantic.
00:30:05We have a fancy little picnic.
00:30:08I wanna see you when I wake up.
00:30:11Cause we can fight and we make up.
00:30:14Yes.
00:30:15Kamu sweet banget.
00:30:17Asti mau minta jatuh.
00:30:19Oh iya dong.
00:30:21Kan balance.
00:30:22Rohani.
00:30:23Just money.
00:30:25Eh, Lungking.
00:30:27Masuk, masuk, masuk.
00:30:29Ya, masuk.
00:30:30Iya bu, iya bu, iya bu.
00:30:33Weni kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:35Ngomong sendiri, bu.
00:30:37Aku lagi mau bikin konten lockdown, bu.
00:30:40Sebentar ya bu.
00:30:41Guys, lockdown.
00:30:43Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya.
00:30:46Tuh.
00:30:47Ibu.
00:30:48Ya.
00:30:49Ini ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto.
00:30:52Iya.
00:30:53Kamu tau masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkasnya?
00:30:54Kasian dia leper.
00:30:55Iya bu.
00:30:56Nanti Ani lihat ya.
00:30:57Di kulkas ada apa aja?
00:30:59Ya.
00:31:00Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:02Iya bu.
00:31:03Iya bu.
00:31:04Tenang bu.
00:31:05Kan kalau masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:08Masak itu tidak mudah, bu.
00:31:10Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan.
00:31:13Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti sebon.
00:31:17Gitu, bu.
00:31:18Enak.
00:31:19Ya udah, tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:20Orangnya lapar, kesian.
00:31:21Iya bu.
00:31:22Iya.
00:31:23Kamu diresek.
00:31:24Dan tinggalin ke Andalem sembarangan.
00:31:25Sekarang suruh begini lagi.
00:31:26Hah?
00:31:27Selang Andalem?
00:31:28Selang Andalem apa sih?
00:31:29Selang Andalem kamu ketinggalin di mobil aku.
00:31:31Ayu pakai mobil aku.
00:31:33Dan dia nemuin.
00:31:34I'm in a small house.
00:31:36I'm like this one.
00:31:38What's that?
00:31:40What's that?
00:31:42What's that?
00:31:44What's that?
00:31:46You left me in the car.
00:31:48I'm wearing my car.
00:31:50And she's looking for it.
00:31:52Now I'm ready!
00:31:54Why did I never leave the house?
00:31:58Who has this name?
00:32:00I've never known the name of my house.
00:32:02I don't know.
00:32:04I don't wear the house.
00:32:06This is not my name.
00:32:08That's not my name, brother.
00:32:10Come on, tell me.
00:32:12That's my name.
00:32:14Who's who?
00:32:16You're in a week.
00:32:18Come on.
00:32:20Come on.
00:32:22Come on.
00:32:24Come on.
00:32:26Come on.
00:32:28Come on.
00:32:30Come on.
00:32:32I was thinking about it.
00:32:34Have you ever tried to do it?
00:32:36How did you do it?
00:32:38How did you do it?
00:32:40I was going to have a baby.
00:32:42How did you do it?
00:32:44What did you do?
00:32:46What did you do?
00:32:48There's a baby.
00:32:50There's a baby.
00:32:52There's a baby.
00:32:54But I can check.
00:32:56Yes.
00:32:58Yes.
00:33:00Yes, Ibu.
00:33:02You don't know.
00:33:04You don't know.
00:33:06Don't be silent.
00:33:08What did you do?
00:33:10What did you do?
00:33:12What did you do?
00:33:14What did you do?
00:33:16What did you do?
00:33:18What did you do?
00:33:20Let's go, baby.
00:33:22Ibu can't ask you for the sump.
00:33:24Ibu can't ask you for it.
00:33:26You didn't ask me to come on.
00:33:28What did you do?
00:33:30Yeah, but...
00:33:32Are you getting released in my house?
00:33:34But I can't find out.
00:33:36You are as proud of the sump.
00:33:38She doesn't care about the sump.
00:33:40Don't say to me.
00:33:42Why are you doing this?
00:33:44I will wait for the place to come.
00:33:47I will be quiet.
00:33:49Shh...
00:33:50Oh, I have to die.
00:33:51I have to die.
00:33:53I have to die.
00:34:05Asuh!
00:34:07Ah...
00:34:14I can't do it.
00:34:16I can't do it.
00:34:18I can't do it.
00:34:20I can't do it.
00:34:22I can't do it.
00:34:24I can't do it.
00:34:26Mbak Yanni,
00:34:28kok kamu tiba-tiba ada di situ?
00:34:30Nah, bu,
00:34:32tadi Yanni kelewat sini,
00:34:34ibu asik banget main HP
00:34:36sampe gak ngeliat Yanni.
00:34:38Serius amat, bu.
00:34:40Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:48Mau ke belakang, sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang.
00:34:50Kalau di sini,
00:34:52saya mau balesin chat customer.
00:34:56Eh, bu, bu.
00:34:58Tapi jangan ke daerah
00:35:00Kamar Yanni. Itu sinyalnya
00:35:02dead. Ambiar, bu.
00:35:04Aduh, marah.
00:35:06Berjumah.
00:35:10Nah, Mbak Yanni.
00:35:12Nanti kalau misalnya
00:35:14ibu tanya saya di mana, kamu bilang aja gak tau ya.
00:35:16Oh, gitu ya.
00:35:18Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:20Ya, bu.
00:35:22Jadi itu punya siapa?
00:35:26Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih.
00:35:28Kalau aku keluar dari rumah,
00:35:30itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:32Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain.
00:35:34Bapaknya itu punya siapa?
00:35:38Wow.
00:35:40Nah itu.
00:35:46Yan.
00:35:47Telur, dede.
00:35:48Telur.
00:35:49Yah, ibu.
00:35:50Bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:52Yanni dantungan deh, bu.
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:56Nah.
00:35:57Ini, ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:35:59Ya ini, bu.
00:36:00Yang cepet ya telur.
00:36:02Kambing?
00:36:03Nah, bu.
00:36:04Kalo kambing kan terpedo, bu.
00:36:06Telurnya.
00:36:07Daging kambing.
00:36:09Gak ada, bu.
00:36:10Aduh.
00:36:11Itu loh.
00:36:12Buat beroto.
00:36:13Biar nacos kalo em-em-em.
00:36:15Em-em-em.
00:36:16Uye uye kali, bu.
00:36:18Apa sih tuh ya uye?
00:36:19Uye uye tuh enak-enak gitu lho, bu.
00:36:22Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:24Kamu tuh kalo belanja, Yan.
00:36:26Iya, bu.
00:36:27Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:30Kambing, toge.
00:36:31Ya.
00:36:32Terus kalo buat buat ayu, keju sama yogurt.
00:36:35Oke.
00:36:36Ya.
00:36:37Soalnya, ibu udah pengen pun udah cucu.
00:36:39Oh alah, untuk itu.
00:36:41Yanni paham, bu.
00:36:42Kalo itu, bu.
00:36:43Mendingan Yanni kenalin aja sama temen-temen.
00:36:45Yanni di kampung bisa ngobatin orang biar cepet isi lho, bu.
00:36:48Pake apa dia?
00:36:49Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:51Kayak bawang hujan gitu, bu.
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga bawang hujan juga sih, bu.
00:36:55Ah, enggak mungkin.
00:36:57Udah lah.
00:36:58Kamu masak aja, senang ibu.
00:37:00Ya.
00:37:01Siap, bu.
00:37:02Terus kalo buat ibu ya, omelet aja.
00:37:04Siap.
00:37:05Tapi, tambahin susu dikit.
00:37:07Siap, bu.
00:37:08Ya.
00:37:09Makasih, Yan.
00:37:10Sama-sama, ibu.
00:37:12Oh.
00:37:13Ayu mana?
00:37:16Dari tadi sih.
00:37:18Yan.
00:37:19Yan.
00:37:20Belum liat ibu Ayu dimana, bu.
00:37:22Yesss.
00:37:23Yesss.
00:37:24Yesss.
00:37:25Yesss.
00:37:26Oh.
00:37:27Oh.
00:37:28Oh.
00:37:29Oh.
00:37:30Oh.
00:37:31Oh.
00:37:32Oh.
00:37:33Oh.
00:37:34Oh.
00:37:35Oh.
00:37:36Oh.
00:37:38Oh.
00:37:50Oh.
00:37:53Oh my, oh.
00:38:03Oh
00:38:05Oh
00:38:07Oh
00:38:17Oh
00:38:19Come on
00:38:21Ganti
00:38:23Hey
00:38:27Good
00:38:29Omelette
00:38:31Eh Bu Ayu
00:38:33Bu Sepuh
00:38:35Eh
00:38:36Ini omelette spesial untuk Bu Sepuh
00:38:39Enak pasti
00:38:41Makasih ya
00:38:42Sama-sama Bu
00:38:43Yang disiapin dulu di meja makan ya
00:38:45Mari Bu Ayu
00:38:49Hai
00:38:51Handsome
00:38:53Handsome Antak
00:38:55Yuk
00:38:57Aku ready nih
00:38:59Gak-gak bau bawang sedikit sih
00:39:01Tapi kan disitu sensasinya kan
00:39:03Come on
00:39:05Come to mama
00:39:07Enggak
00:39:08Enggak pengen
00:39:09Hah?
00:39:11Kok gitu sih?
00:39:13Baru ditinggal sebentar
00:39:15Ayolah mas nih
00:39:17Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih
00:39:19Acem-acem engkau udah
00:39:21Bosku WA barusan
00:39:23Aduh
00:39:24Terus
00:39:25Katanya
00:39:26Yaudah
00:39:27Kamu pulang kampung aja
00:39:29Isolasi sendiri
00:39:30Nanti
00:39:31Saya kabarin
00:39:32Kapan masuk kerjanya
00:39:33Kapan masuk kerjanya
00:39:35Kau udah kayak gini
00:39:37Dipecat ini mah
00:39:39Serius mas
00:39:41Kamu sih
00:39:43Aduh
00:39:44Ngapain
00:39:45Tadi
00:39:46Aku dibawa masuk kesini
00:39:47Aku tuh cuma mau main
00:39:48Udah dibawa masuk kesini
00:39:49Gak diapa-apain lagi
00:39:50Hmm
00:39:53Maaf dong mas
00:39:55Hmm
00:39:56Gimana dong sekarang
00:39:58Oh iya ngaku nih
00:39:59Gak ada kerjaan
00:40:01Ya terus gimana dong
00:40:03Pijat apa gitu deh
00:40:05Supaya kamu enakkan ya
00:40:07Krokin deh
00:40:08Krokin
00:40:09Krokin
00:40:10Ayo
00:40:11Yuk
00:40:12Sini
00:40:13Ugar bahan sama
00:40:14Uuuuh
00:40:16Uuuuh
00:40:17Uuuuh
00:40:18Lama lo aku gak liat badan kamu
00:40:20Yang bodi banget ini
00:40:22Hmm
00:40:23Hmm
00:40:24Kemis deh
00:40:25Pasti
00:40:26Ya
00:40:27Tapi abis krokin
00:40:28Hmm
00:40:29Ya
00:40:30Mas
00:40:34Gimana kalo kamu
00:40:35Tinggal disini aja
00:40:37Ya
00:40:39Enggara
00:40:40Nanti kalo bos kamu tau
00:40:41Dipolisiin loh kita
00:40:43Alah
00:40:44Cuma sampe
00:40:45Lockdown selesai aja mas
00:40:47Ya
00:40:48Aman deh
00:40:49Aman
00:40:51Terus
00:40:52Mandinya
00:40:53Kalo mau berat gimana
00:40:54Kalo mau pipis
00:40:56Hmm
00:40:57Kalo mampir gampang mas
00:40:58Nanti mandinya malem-malem aja
00:41:01Pas mau orang udah tidur
00:41:02Kalo pas lagi gak ada orang
00:41:04Jadi aman
00:41:05Ya
00:41:06Bajunya gimana
00:41:07Aku hanya mau baju
00:41:08Baju bapak banyak
00:41:09Tenang
00:41:10Kenenek
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00:41:57Bapak, Ibu?
00:42:19Ini Ibu.
00:42:23Ya, Ibu.
00:42:24Bentar, Ibu.
00:42:24Oh
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01:00:53Buat ngurus orang tua
01:00:55Terus aku
01:00:56Jadi mata-matanya ibu
01:00:57Sepay
01:01:01My name is Yan
01:01:03Yan
01:01:05Keren
01:01:07Yan
01:01:09Kalau minyak angin ya
01:01:11Habis ngerok kamu
01:01:13Ini sebenernya minyak tanah Kak Dil
01:01:15Hah
01:01:23El
01:01:25El
01:01:27El
01:01:33El
01:01:37.
01:01:42.
01:01:46.
01:01:51.
01:01:53.
01:01:57.
01:01:59.
01:02:00.
01:02:01.
01:02:02.
01:02:05.
01:02:06Oh
01:02:09Yondo
01:02:14Hai aku lagi kerja
01:02:18Oh iya tadi kan habis subuh kan langsung tidur lagi
01:02:25Hai gak bisa lah kalau pulang Jakarta kan lagi karantina kamu gimana sih repot
01:02:33Oh iya sehat-sehat anak-anak sehat tahu
01:02:38Enggak-nggak usah nggak usah ngomong sama anak-anak
01:02:42Iya iya iya
01:02:44Jan
01:02:46Eh aku aku harus kerja lagi ya
01:02:53Kok kamu masih tidur
01:03:00Gak anak badan ya
01:03:03Yaudah
01:03:06Istirahat aja
01:03:09Kamu pasti denger gaduh-gaduh semalam
01:03:13Aku bingung Jan
01:03:17Aku takut anak-anak berantem udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini
01:03:23Aku mau kasih tahu kamu lebih dulu
01:03:25Kalau Pak Broto dan Bu Ayu cerai
01:03:29Semoga enggak ya
01:03:31Yang penting kamu tahu
01:03:33Supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur
01:03:37Langkah kamu selanjutnya
01:03:38Ya wis
01:03:46Itu aja
01:03:47Terima kasih ya
01:03:51Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini
01:03:52Sudah bantu ibu selama ini
01:03:53Sudah bantu ibu selama ini
01:03:54Tidak
01:03:58Tidak
01:04:00Tidak
01:04:02Tidak
01:04:04Tidak
01:04:06Oh
01:04:09Oh
01:04:11Oh
01:04:13Oh
01:04:15Oh
01:04:17Oh
01:04:19Oh
01:04:26Assalamualaikum
01:04:28Hai Dimas
01:04:31Hai Bu
01:04:33Ada apa sih Bu?
01:04:37Kok kayaknya genting banget?
01:04:39Udah nanti, masuk aja dulu
01:04:43Hai Mbak Yu
01:04:50Mas
01:04:51Sehat
01:04:58Mas Mambang
01:04:59Kawat
01:05:00Kawat
01:05:01Kamu kemana Selobang?
01:05:03Iyan
01:05:04Aduh Mas
01:05:05Itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng loh
01:05:07Pukul-pukulan gak?
01:05:09Belum
01:05:11Eh
01:05:13Tadi
01:05:14Umbun tua masuk sini
01:05:16Terus gimana?
01:05:17Ya aku mumpet pake ini
01:05:19Aduh
01:05:20Katanya
01:05:22Kamu
01:05:23Bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi
01:05:25Aduh
01:05:26Ya itu Mas
01:05:28Gimana dong
01:05:30Aduh
01:05:31Kalo
01:05:32Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai
01:05:34Aku nganggur Mas
01:05:36Berdua dong yang nganggur kita
01:05:40Wah
01:05:41Wah
01:05:42Wah
01:05:43Wah
01:05:48Wah
01:05:49Wah itu Yan
01:05:50Ini loh Mas
01:05:51Tabungan aku
01:05:52Aku nyalenginnya disini
01:05:54Yalah
01:05:56Duit ini
01:05:57Iya
01:05:58Enak banget
01:05:59Ibu minta
01:06:00Kalian semua menjelaskan pada Ibu secara langsung
01:06:06Rota
01:06:08Kamu duluan
01:06:09Dia aja duluan
01:06:11Dia akan yang makan sodara sendiri
01:06:13Eh kapan sih mah
01:06:14Kepatut lu
01:06:15Ayo lu
01:06:16Stop
01:06:17Rata
01:06:31Aku aja yang jelasin ya Ibu
01:06:33Bro tuh emang kayak gitu
01:06:35Banyak omong di awal
01:06:37Nih
01:06:38Ini masalahnya
01:06:41Dari awal lu tuh gak pingin kalah
01:06:43Harus selalu didengar
01:06:45Harus duluan
01:06:46Harus dominan
01:06:47Dominan
01:06:48Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:49Hah?
01:06:50Oke
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan
01:06:55Kenapa?
01:06:56Karena kamu pelimpan
01:06:58Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat
01:07:00Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga
01:07:02Eh beneran
01:07:03Itu bukan pelimpan
01:07:04Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu
01:07:07Biar keputusannya gak talah
01:07:09Alasan
01:07:10Kamu tuh penuh alasan
01:07:13Hei
01:07:14Ibu
01:07:15Sekarang nih
01:07:16Ini lagi nyeles
01:07:17Dari masalah intinya
01:07:18Ya itu kamu suka main perempuan
01:07:20Titik
01:07:21Gue bebas ngomong-ngomong aja
01:07:22Bodoh banget
01:07:23Yang jelasannya gak bikin gue kayak gini
01:07:24Ketahin dong
01:07:25Kesampah
01:07:26Nih kain aja
01:07:27Oh iya emang
01:07:28Udah gue rencana itu aja
01:07:29Rencana
01:07:31Bro tau dengan segala rencana yang gak pernah terjadi
01:07:36Eh lo diem ya
01:07:37Munafik ya
01:07:38Lo pikir gak lo tidur dengan adek gua
01:07:40Lo lebih sudi dari gua
01:07:41Iya
01:07:42Mas lo eh anjing nyum gak lo
01:07:44Dimas
01:07:45Biar aku ajain jelasin
01:07:46Disaat aku tau bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya
01:08:03Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita
01:08:06Dan ternyata
01:08:09Dimas orangnya
01:08:12Dari semenjak saat itu
01:08:14Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan
01:08:18Routine ngobrol
01:08:21Teleponan
01:08:23Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku
01:08:27Aku juga lakuin
01:08:29Tapi sama adek kamu
01:08:31Liat kamu
01:08:32Emang dua-duanya bangsa
01:08:34Mas-mas bentar lo harus dengerin dulu
01:08:35Dimas
01:08:44Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran
01:08:46Udah yuk lanjutin
01:08:50Jadi
01:08:51Aku sama Dimas udah ada rencana untuk menikah
01:08:54Setelah aku cerai dari proto
01:08:57Tapi ibu tenang aja
01:09:00Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu
01:09:04Cuma bedanya
01:09:07Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik
01:09:10Ya?
01:09:11Ya enggak lah
01:09:14Engga enggak
01:09:15Shhh
01:09:16Deng, diem
01:09:17Ibu udah denger semuanya kan?
01:09:20Udah jelas ini udah clear
01:09:22This is clear.
01:09:24I'm going to make my own process.
01:09:29And you...
01:09:31You're going to leave all of your stuff.
01:09:33And you're going to leave.
01:09:38I'm going to ask you.
01:09:40I'm going to do it.
01:09:41Good.
01:09:42I'm going to do it all.
01:09:44I'm not like this.
01:09:46I'm not going to do it with you.
01:09:49You're listening.
01:09:51Who are you?
01:09:52Am I.
01:09:53Nau lepas dari gua dapatnya dia.
01:09:55Tukang les.
01:09:56Makan.
01:09:58Yany, kesini ya.
01:10:00Siap bu.
01:10:01Aku dipanggil sama Ibu Sepuh.
01:10:06Waduh.
01:10:09Doain aku ya mas?
01:10:10Ya.
01:10:12Semangat sayang.
01:10:13Kamu pasti bisa.
01:10:15Eh mas.
01:10:18But if it's all over, let me go to the village.
01:10:24Let me get married.
01:10:25Let me take my money.
01:10:27I'll relax.
01:10:28Yeah?
01:10:29If I want it, I want it.
01:10:31But there's a rule.
01:10:33What?
01:10:34Don't ever give me a gift.
01:10:37Yeah?
01:10:39Yanni, Yanni.
01:10:42I still regret my love.
01:10:46Kalau urusan janji setia, akan aku pegang teguh sampai akhir hayatku nanti.
01:10:55Seperti kata Glenn Fredly, tak pernah setengah hati.
01:11:03Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya, Mas?
01:11:05Udah ganti, Tom.
01:11:07Pokoknya doain aku ya. Janji ya?
01:11:09Ya, ya, ya.
01:11:10Mas Bambang.
01:11:16Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang soal mainan HP.
01:11:27Tapi pake senyum-senyum.
01:11:29Ya terus? Udah pasti saya yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum?
01:11:33Oh ya, jelas dong.
01:11:36Ini handphone sengaja saya tinggalin di sini waktu Bu Ayu telepon.
01:11:40Ibu!
01:11:42Ini buah kesukaan Ibu.
01:11:46Eh, Ibu!
01:11:48Ya udah, Yanni kebelakangan lagi Ibu.
01:11:50Ibu makan dong. Dari kemarin ga pernah makan Ibu.
01:11:52Nanti Yanni lagi yang makan.
01:11:54Ibu!
01:11:55Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor.
01:11:58Nih buktinya.
01:12:01Aku tunggu kasih tau.
01:12:03Terus, sejak saat itu...
01:12:06Aku bener-bener ga bisa ngelapain gitu.
01:12:09Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah.
01:12:12Bu, Bu ini ga pernah kejadian kayak begini Bu.
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya.
01:12:15Lu masih ngeles aja ya?
01:12:16Iya.
01:12:17Buktinya tuh.
01:12:20Bu, Mas.
01:12:23Sumpah Mas.
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku, suka nge-chat aku.
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat.
01:12:28Katanya Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu.
01:12:31Selingkul sama cewek siapa ga ngerti.
01:12:34Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak...
01:12:37Mba Ayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa...
01:12:39Sorry ya.
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku.
01:12:43Ada rasa sayang sama aku.
01:12:46Ya ga mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi.
01:12:48Udah stop aku cut sampe disitu Bu.
01:12:51Aku ga pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mba Ayu.
01:12:53Mba Ayu nge-chat aku juga ga pernah bales.
01:12:56Mas. Nih Mas.
01:12:58Kalo ga percaya, Mas liat sendiri aku tunggu.
01:13:01Dimas kamu ngapain sih Dimas?
01:13:03Mba, aku tuh sayang sama Mba.
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya.
01:13:06Tapi ga kayak gini caranya Mba.
01:13:10Ini angkat bagiannya lu hapus.
01:13:12Aduh capek, tuduh murusnya.
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama nge-check aja deh handphonenya Bayu.
01:13:16Oke?
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus, di handphone Bayu pasti masih ada.
01:13:20Gitu aja.
01:13:22Ayu.
01:13:24Boleh beli liat handphone kamu?
01:13:26Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu?
01:13:30Aku...
01:13:31Ini yang salah berota gua.
01:13:32Aku cuma disakitin aku yang selingkuh dia.
01:13:35Ibu ini aku Ayu Bu.
01:13:37Anak perukun ibu yang ibu sayang.
01:13:40Ibu...
01:13:41Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu.
01:13:44Ini bukan ibu sayang sama kamu.
01:13:50Makanya...
01:13:52Ibu mau biar ini jelas.
01:13:54Ya ibu.
01:13:55Ya ibu.
01:14:14Ibu.
01:14:15Ibu.
01:14:16Ibu.
01:14:17Ibu...
01:14:18Ibu.
01:14:20Ibu.
01:14:21Hai.
01:14:22Aku masih di rumah.
01:14:26Aku temburu dat couldn't.
01:14:28Atakah itu.
01:15:14Hai, sayang.
01:15:36Kamu yang sama, ya, sayang.
01:15:40Habis ini udah gak akan ada lagi yang bisa sayang kita.
01:15:44Nggak, ini, ini gak bener.
01:16:03Harusnya bukan aku yang salahin, harusnya berotong.
01:16:06Berotong.
01:16:07Dimas!
01:16:08Dimas, kamu kenapa ngomongin gitu depan mereka?
01:16:11Tadi gak ada hubungan apa-apa, Mbak.
01:16:13Kamu gak mau apa-apa.
01:16:14Kamu tuh gak tau aku yang kamu omongin.
01:16:16Mbak Ayu.
01:16:16Kamu inget semua masa depan yang udah kita rencanakan buat kita.
01:16:20Mbak Ayu.
01:16:22Kalau Mbak Ayu butuh bantuan, kita bisa cariin kok buat Mbak.
01:16:25Ya.
01:16:26Aku gak butuh bantuan.
01:16:33Kamu, kamu sama aja kikak kamu, ya.
01:16:37Aku gak butuh ini semua.
01:16:39Mas Broto.
01:16:49Mas Broto.
01:16:51Hah?
01:16:52Ibu.
01:16:53Ibu.
01:16:54Itu.
01:16:55Ibu liat Mas Broto.
01:16:58Ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:17:02Mas Broto.
01:17:03Positif hamil.
01:17:09Bu.
01:17:11Positif hamil, Bu.
01:17:12Bu.
01:17:33Aku emang sama sendiri.
01:17:52Aku gak pernah punya siapa-siapa.
01:17:59Aku gak patah punya siapa-siapa.
01:18:03Aku selalu percaya semua terjadi dengan tujuan.
01:18:33Kamu dan aku bukan kebetulan.
01:18:42Kamu dan aku adalah takdir.
01:18:51Kamu dan aku adalah satu.
01:18:57Aku cinta kamu, Broto.
01:19:05Dulu.
01:19:07Sekarang.
01:19:09Dan selamanya.
01:19:10Aku selalu percaya.
01:19:24Mas Bapak! Masa sedi...
01:19:47Mas?
01:19:50Mas!
01:19:51Let's!
01:19:53Huh?
01:19:54No!
01:19:55What's wrong man?
01:19:57Oh!
01:19:59Oh!
01:20:01Oh!
01:20:03I'm so sorry!
01:20:05I'm so sorry!
01:20:07I'm so sorry!
01:20:09Stop!
01:20:11I'm so sorry!
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