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I like big snakes and I cannot lie. Paul Rudd and Jack Black star in #AnacondaMovie – exclusively in theatres Christmas.
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00:00And five, four, three, two...
00:03You don't say the last. It's okay.
00:05Anaconda!
00:09I don't want to wait, man.
00:11Doug, what are you talking about?
00:13Let's do it.
00:14Let's reboot Anaconda.
00:16Yes.
00:17Wait.
00:18What?
00:22This is going to be the adventure of a lifetime.
00:24We've dreamed of making this movie ever since we were kids.
00:27What does it cost to get this thing made?
00:28Two and a half million dollars.
00:30We've approved a loan for up to...
00:33$9,400.
00:34Yes.
00:37We're going to shoot it indie style.
00:39Run and gun.
00:40We need a riverboat, a script, a snake handler, and a real snake.
00:46Claire, you and I are starring in it.
00:48I love you, Derek!
00:49Kenny, you shoot it.
00:50Here we go.
00:51Doug, you direct.
00:52Action!
00:53Put your face right up next to the snake.
00:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:56Brown!
00:57Come on!
00:58Brown!
00:59No!
01:00Maybe he'll be okay.
01:02Cutting.
01:07This is Anaconda,
01:08and we no longer have a snake for our snake movie.
01:12We have to go out in the jungle
01:15And find another one
01:20What is that?
01:28Oh my
01:29We're in the middle of the jungle and we are being hunted
01:36Now we die
01:42It's okay, you're safe, I'm here
01:45Keep rolling
01:50He's dead
01:56Oh no, what are we going to do?
01:58What if we use Doug as bait to get back to the boat?
02:01That's a really smart idea
02:02Doug would have wanted this
02:06I'm not sure he would have wanted this
02:08Oh my God, the snake
02:09He's alive
02:11I thought you checked his pulse
02:12I did
02:13Doug, he's right behind you
02:16What the hell is on my back?
02:18It's a long story, Ron
02:20Hey, he's that lit
02:31You
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