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00:00Guys, this is a crazy story.
00:02A story of a mentally ill person.
00:04My dog Django ran away.
00:06But like, but, he disappeared.
00:08I thought, wait, what is he wanted for?
00:10URSSAF, bailiffs, DGSE, S file, WC file, junkyard dog, I don't know.
00:17But in any case, this story is real.
00:19It happened a few months ago.
00:21So for those who don't know, I have a dog named Django.
00:23And it's a Thai Ridgeback.
00:25And his special feature is that he has a stupid face.
00:28But not a face like, like, like an idiot, you know.
00:31Like a face like, oh you're stupid, you know.
00:34A cute dickhead.
00:36And he will soon celebrate his 11th birthday.
00:38So he looks like an old fart, you see.
00:40And I don't know what was going through his mind.
00:42But a few months ago, he disappeared, he vanished, he ran away.
00:47And it's a sick story.
00:50It all started one morning at my in-laws' house.
00:52Everything was going well, Django, as usual.
00:55Dog, junkyard dog that he is.
00:57He goes around the house, he's in the garden, he's in the garage, he comes out and everything.
01:02He is good.
01:03Do you know why he's good?
01:04Because in that neighborhood, there are lots of female dogs.
01:06And he's the king of female dogs.
01:08He loves it.
01:09It's like human beings.
01:10You see, as soon as he sees a female, he goes crazy.
01:13He thinks more with his head.
01:14He thinks with it.
01:15You got it.
01:16You can't go into details.
01:17So.
01:18And so he is good.
01:19It's a beautiful day.
01:21There is sun, etc.
01:22And he lives his life, quietly and everything.
01:24Then when it was 7pm, I said, 'Okay, Django, it's time to eat, come and eat, you see.
01:27So I call him.
01:28Django.
01:29Django.
01:31Django.
01:32Hey, is he making fun of me or what?
01:33Django.
01:34And he doesn't come.
01:35He's not coming.
01:36I tell him, it's usually weird.
01:37He is a dog.
01:38He's starving.
01:39You see, so him, as soon as you say Django, he's there.
01:42Before you even finish saying Go, he's already there.
01:43Like, there's something to eat.
01:45There is something to eat.
01:45I'm starving.
01:47Afterwards, he is like that.
01:48You see, he's hungry.
01:49The guy is hungry.
01:50The guy is hungry.
01:51And so, he doesn't come.
01:53But that's weird.
01:54I say, wait.
01:55Unless he's on a date or he's going live or maybe he's doing a TikTok live.
01:59I don't know.
01:59That's weird.
02:00Usually he has to come, you see.
02:02So I go around the house.
02:03I can't find it.
02:04I say, that's weird.
02:05I'm going into the garden.
02:06I can't find it.
02:07I'm going to the garage.
02:07I can't find it.
02:09I say, wait.
02:09It's weird though, you know.
02:10Where is this jerk?
02:12So I call back.
02:12Django.
02:13Django.
02:14I'm going around the neighborhood, literally.
02:15I'm crossing chains and everything.
02:16Hey, good or what, big dog?
02:17Haven't you seen my dog?
02:18Or what?
02:19I come across another channel.
02:20Hey, big dog, good or what?
02:21Or what?
02:22That's weird.
02:24And in fact, when I come in, I realize that before going out, the gate was already half-open.
02:30And there, I say to myself, I'm making a movie.
02:31I say, oh yeah.
02:32It was windy just now.
02:33The gate opened slightly.
02:35He just ran off.
02:37Fucking...
02:37General alert.
02:38Holy shit!
02:40He left.
02:41My dog Django has run away.
02:42But I tell myself, there is hope.
02:44Do you know why?
02:45Because he is a dog, he is fearful.
02:47In the sense that sometimes he will leave the house.
02:50But as soon as you tell him, oh well go ahead, well I'm leaving!
02:54I'm leaving!
02:55You turn on your heel, he follows you.
02:56He said to himself, no, no, no, wait, wait.
02:57He's scared, you see.
02:57He is fearful.
02:58He's afraid of abandonment, you see.
03:00He is like some women.
03:01Anyway, we're not going to go into detail, you see.
03:03And so he comes back into the flow.
03:04Except this time, you see, since we weren't there, he said to himself,
03:07Oh Allah, I am a good man.
03:08Zama, they're going to pull the "I'm leaving" trick on me while he...
03:12No, I'm leaving.
03:13He left.
03:14So, I go around the neighborhood again.
03:16I said to myself, wait, since he's a junkyard dog
03:18and he knows lots of female dogs,
03:21maybe he went to see a female dog again.
03:24So I go around every strip club in town.
03:27So.
03:28Hey, it was for work, guys.
03:30It was strictly in a professional setting.
03:33All right ?
03:34And at the same time personal, because it was my dog.
03:35All right ?
03:36Otherwise, I would never have allowed myself to do this.
03:38Let's be clear?
03:39And so, I can't find it.
03:41And there it is already 8 p.m., 9 p.m.
03:42It was summer.
03:44So it was already getting dark.
03:47The sun was setting.
03:48I tell him, fine, go ahead.
03:49He must be in the neighborhood.
03:50He must be in the garden.
03:52In my head, it's, he's in a neighbor's garden.
03:55He lives his life.
03:56He must be digging, I don't know.
03:57Maybe he didn't live a female dog.
03:58He is in the process of...
03:59A time under 18, I can't say, you see.
04:01So I say to myself, I'm going to fall asleep.
04:04I'm going to sleep.
04:06The next morning he will be there.
04:07So I leave the gate ajar.
04:10I put a bowl of water.
04:11I put food.
04:12I said to myself, well, he'll come back.
04:13Since he's a dog from the helmet to the slab, he'll come back, that's for sure.
04:16He's going to end up with the female dog.
04:17He'll think, oh my god, I'm hungry.
04:18Like the instruments.
04:19Oh my god, I'm hungry.
04:20Honey, I'm going to take a shower and I'm going to eat.
04:22You see what I mean?
04:22So I thought, whatever I am,
04:25Tomorrow morning I get up, he will be there.
04:28The next morning when I wake up, I say to myself,
04:30Oh yeah, I have a problem.
04:31Because, you know, when you sleep, your brain updates itself.
04:35You forget that there are problems.
04:35But when you wake up, the problems come back.
04:37And then I'm like, holy shit, my dog.
04:40The calbe, where is the calbe finished?
04:42Yeah, the calbe, where is the calbe finished?
04:43Who does that mean?
04:44Where is the dog?
04:45Oh my God, where is my dog?
04:47You see, that's the translation.
04:48And I look out the window, the bowl, it's intact.
04:53The water is intact.
04:54I thought, maybe Belak wasn't hungry, he wasn't thirsty.
04:57He went straight back into his kennel.
04:59Or else, the niche is empty.
05:00I'm like, oh damn, he's really gone, the jerk.
05:03There I start to tear out what little hair I have left.
05:07So I get back in the car and drive around the neighborhood again,
05:10but much more, in a much more in-depth way.
05:13I'm moving further and further away from home.
05:14And you know, when you're scared, you're stupid.
05:16And when you're stupid, you do anything.
05:17Look, I was going to abandoned parking lots.
05:20I was going to shopping areas, to the waters of Amnéville, 80 kilometers from my home.
05:27I think, maybe, since it's a Thai dog,
05:29Maybe he thought his grandmother was a giraffe.
05:32Or maybe his grandfather was an elephant.
05:34Or maybe his aunt was a pig.
05:35We don't know.
05:36We don't know what the world is made of.
05:39No, he wasn't there, you see.
05:41So I turned to Facebook groups.
05:44For those who don't know, there are Facebook groups
05:46where they make announcements of all recent dog disappearances.
05:50It's like, they don't get paid for this.
05:51But as soon as a junkyard dog disappears,
05:53They say, a beige-colored junkyard dog that disappeared.
05:55Colored junkyard dog...
05:56You see, they do this all day, I swear.
05:58And so, on my wife's advice, I hang out on Facebook.
06:02It's been years since I've been on Facebook.
06:04This is crazy stuff.
06:04I'm like, oh yeah, it actually stinks of his mother.
06:06That's why I laughed.
06:07But that's not the point, you see.
06:08And so, I log in.
06:10I go on junkyard dog groups and everything.
06:14And there I see a description that matches my dog.
06:18Beige-colored dog, short hair, seen around 3 a.m.
06:23in the Intel district.
06:25I'm thinking, but he went to see a female dog, actually, for real, you see.
06:29Because it's a bad neighborhood.
06:30I'm like, oh yeah, he's...
06:31As soon as he's a gang leader, maybe he started a turf war, something like...
06:37I'm going off on a tangent.
06:38I think to myself, maybe he's a gang leader.
06:39And I didn't know that, you see.
06:41Maybe the cops will bring me back in handcuffs.
06:44We don't know.
06:45We don't know what she does for a living.
06:47And so, I go to that neighborhood.
06:50My car and everything.
06:51Bad neighborhood.
06:52Good morning.
06:53Good morning.
06:53Are you okay?
06:54Yes, didn't you see, dog?
06:55We didn't see him.
06:56OK.
06:57Okay, well, you haven't seen it.
06:58Good, very good.
06:58Nickel, okay.
07:00OK, 3am, he disappeared at 7pm.
07:02OK, now where is he?
07:03The question now is, where is he?
07:05They just caught a glimpse of him, you see.
07:06So I send a private message to the person who posted the ad.
07:09Yes, hello, I am the owner of Django, etc.
07:11Is he okay?
07:12Did he look like he was limping?
07:14Was he healthy?
07:14She said to me, no, honestly, he was good.
07:17He didn't come to see us and everything.
07:19But he looked good and everything.
07:21I say, OK, fine.
07:22So, I worry, but he's living his best life.
07:24Junkyard dog, Allah.
07:26But have you seen the dogs?
07:27It's worse than children, Allah.
07:28They drive you crazy.
07:29But for them, he takes a road trip.
07:32For him, Zama, he does Montpellier-Paris, Zama, on foot.
07:35This is crazy.
07:36Dedication to the school and bail-in.
07:38You are the best.
07:39You guys are bosses.
07:40But that's not the point, okay?
07:42And so, I still don't know where he is.
07:45The woman just said to me, yes, I had just finished my shift.
07:48I think she's a nurse.
07:50She said to me, look, I saw him, but he looked good.
07:51No problem, OK.
07:53I take another tour of the neighborhood with the car.
07:55Faster.
07:56I'm in a movie.
07:59Music on full blast.
08:00So.
08:01Nothing at all.
08:02I tell him, fuck.
08:03I'm going through the ads again.
08:04And then I come across an ad that makes my blood run cold.
08:07It is an announcement that says that a person,
08:10He was a bus driver.
08:12In fact, he said he hit a beige colored dog,
08:16but he didn't find the dog.
08:18I say to him, what?
08:19What is this madness?
08:20I'm going there.
08:21I'm going there.
08:22Where the incident occurred.
08:24And I find Django's necklace.
08:28Ah, and by Allah.
08:28Exactly where the bus hit him.
08:33I said to myself, ah, that's it, he's dead.
08:34Actually, in my head, I'm thinking, he's dead.
08:37But on the one hand, I'm like, wait.
08:40But Zerma, the bus, he hit it at 40 km/h.
08:44And all the damage he did, he made her take out the collar.
08:47But where is the dog?
08:49You see, in my head, there is no logic.
08:51Yet, I watched every episode of NCIS,
08:54the people who were possible, the dogs in the Las Vegas hut,
08:57and in no episode was there that.
08:59The dog, either you hit it, it's dead,
09:01or you didn't hit him, he's not dead.
09:03It's not just her necklace.
09:04You see what I mean?
09:05It doesn't make any sense.
09:06But I find his necklace.
09:08There I am, found again.
09:09I...
09:10In my head, I was like in Taken.
09:13Well, I thought, good luck.
09:14When I catch up with him,
09:17Damn, I'm going to give him a party.
09:19And so, I say to myself, wait,
09:21Mskin, it turns out, was hit by the bus,
09:24and he went to die in a corner, Mskin.
09:26I go around all the bushes in the neighborhood,
09:28one by one.
09:29Bush 1, bush 2, bush 3, bush 4,
09:31all the bushes are empty.
09:34I say to myself, wait, but how is this possible?
09:36The bus hit my dog, is he a tank or what?
09:38It's a sumo wrestler, it's not possible.
09:40I said to myself, that's it, he's dead, I don't know.
09:42Someone picked it up, I don't know.
09:43And I no longer have all the announcements.
09:45And there I see a third ad.
09:47A third ad that tells me,
09:48Yes, we saw a beige dog.
09:51in the commercial area.
09:53He looked good.
09:54He looked good, but I'm not good.
09:56I took the car, but the shopping area was far away,
09:59like 20 kilometers away.
10:00I walk around the shopping area,
10:02Django, Django, Django.
10:03Yeah, hello, yeah, hello.
10:05Afterwards, I contact the person, she tells me,
10:07Oh no, since it was night,
10:08it wasn't beige colors,
10:09They were white colors.
10:10But your mother, you scare me like that,
10:12the shaking delirium.
10:13Finally, in addition, it was specified,
10:14he was picked up by the police,
10:16I don't know what, I say fuck,
10:18Django in Javé.
10:19That's it, Django in Javé.
10:20So I go around all the neighborhoods.
10:24I ask people,
10:25you didn't see a dog and everything,
10:26he has a stupid face,
10:26a face of an old fool, you see.
10:28No, that doesn't tell us anything or anything.
10:31There, frankly,
10:33I'm starting to despair.
10:35I say to myself, there, it's been a day,
10:37It's almost two days.
10:39M'skin, he didn't drink, he didn't eat.
10:41How is this possible?
10:42So, I sleep,
10:43a knot in my stomach,
10:44always the gate half-open
10:45with food,
10:46to drink and eat,
10:47to which he also returns.
10:49The day after tomorrow, I wake up,
10:50I go to his niche,
10:51I'm still not here.
10:51I say, damn,
10:53What is this madness?
10:54My phone is ringing.
10:55Hey!
10:56An unknown number.
10:57Hey!
10:581,0383.
10:59Hey!
10:59It's Nancy, department of...
11:01I take your voice.
11:02Hello ?
11:03Hello ?
11:03Yes ?
11:04Hello ?
11:05He said to me,
11:05yes, you are not the owner
11:06dogs there?
11:08I say, yes, yes.
11:09He said to me, yes,
11:09because fortunately he is pushed,
11:11there's the number and everything.
11:12What is the dog's name?
11:14To see if it's really your dog.
11:15His name is Django.
11:16And so he goes in front of the enclosure,
11:18he says, Django!
11:19The dog is going crazy.
11:20Ah, well seen.
11:21Yes, well seen, it's him.
11:22Yes, yes, well come and get it.
11:24This hamar.
11:25He had found it.
11:27Hello ?
11:28I go to the SPA and everything.
11:30In excellent health.
11:31The dog, zero stress,
11:32zero worries,
11:33super happy to see me.
11:34I say, damn,
11:34but where were you?
11:34Where were you?
11:35Where were you?
11:36Where were you?
11:39I swear, he's gained weight.
11:41This is crazy stuff.
11:42They told me, no, he's doing great and everything.
11:44He's not dehydrated, nothing at all.
11:46But yeah.
11:47And in fact, they found him,
11:48I think 15 kilometers from home.
11:51He was taken in by people.
11:52I think they gave him something to drink and something to eat.
11:53and then they called SPA.
11:54Well, big up to you by the way.
11:56Well, this runaway dog,
11:57he drove me crazy.
11:59She's crazy.
11:59And so I got it back.
12:01and then everything goes well, whatever.
12:03Well, I forgot.
12:04But he fought two days ago
12:05against a staff.
12:07But he turned it around, sahbib.
12:09He tore it to pieces.
12:10But it's just to show him his dominance.
12:12Because the other one didn't have a leash.
12:13The cat didn't have a leash.
12:14He came towards Django.
12:15I let go of the leash.
12:18I gave up a little slack
12:18so he can defend himself if necessary.
12:20What's the other dog in the junkyard doing?
12:21He attacks for no apparent reason.
12:23But keep your dog on a leash,
12:24I told his master.
12:25What's wrong with this?
12:26Ben Django, Khoja, you know.
12:28He made Khoja a Chimaev for her,
12:29a Hamza of Chimaev.
12:31He turned it over.
12:33And dogs are strong.
12:34They have sahbib power in their necks.
12:36The other one, he got nothing.
12:37He just felt dominated.
12:38He stopped moving.
12:39Hop, Django, lie down.
12:40I say good, well seen.
12:43In my opinion, it was to make amends.
12:46from the last time.
12:47And so, I signed him up for the UFC.
12:50United Fighting of Junkyard Dogs.
12:52I hope he gets the gold medal.
12:53Come on, take care of yourself.
12:54Kisses.
12:55It doesn't go down well.