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Peter has to be married by midnight or else his inheritance goes to his uncle... Who happens to live in a "haunted house".
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00:00:00The
00:00:30The End
00:01:00Any customers, Matt?
00:01:22No.
00:01:25Business is terrible.
00:01:30Give it to them good.
00:01:40Give it to them good.
00:01:42the
00:02:02on your way to a fire
00:02:03now listen officer
00:02:04I wasn't really speedy no no
00:02:09another from slave with them by you when you pass that billboard I mean I wasn't
00:02:13feeding I was just hurry but what's your name
00:02:16Joe Blair you see officer I'm on my way to get married
00:02:20well where's your license here it is
00:02:25no I mean your driver's license oh but officer this is on the level
00:02:29see here Joe Blair
00:02:32and Alice Blake there it is hey you're not gonna get any sympathy out of me just
00:02:35because you fell for some dame
00:02:37but officer Faye I'd be doing your favor if I threw you in a can right now buddy
00:02:41you know dames are the cause of all the trouble in the world
00:02:44the
00:02:57but this is different you see there's a big race on
00:02:59and there's another fellow hurrying to the flying field yeah
00:03:03that's him
00:03:10that's Peter Foley don't worry
00:03:12bull will get them
00:03:17yeah
00:03:22you're on your way to a fire no I'm on my way to get married oh yeah yeah here's the license
00:03:29Peter Foley and Alice Blake she's coming in from Kansas City by plane I'm gonna rush her off her feet and marry me before she knows what it's all about
00:03:37I know just how you feel I got a swell day myself
00:03:44officer you're a pal
00:03:45yeah
00:03:46there she is now there's the plane I got to be hustling along
00:03:51okay kid you've got a clear road to the airport step on it
00:03:58I want to tell her about you
00:04:02yeah
00:04:03give the bride a little kiss for me
00:04:09hey give the bride a little kiss for me
00:04:14give the bride a little kiss for me
00:04:17give the bride a little kiss for me
00:04:21hey give the bride a little kiss for me
00:04:24hello Sarge
00:04:27so you're a wild bull Morgan
00:04:31the sweet one sixty and you practically kissed him before he pulled out
00:04:34aw Sarge that guy would get married
00:04:37well you're transferred to the mountain patrol
00:04:40you probably won't find so many bride grooms up there
00:04:43aw Sarge that's a lousy feat
00:04:46hop on that bicycle and get going
00:04:49just a little bride for me
00:04:53what's the matter
00:05:10old ain't pissed give you a ballin' out
00:05:12ballin' out
00:05:14transferred me to the mountain patrol
00:05:16yet because I feel sorry for some guy that's going to get married
00:05:20yeah
00:05:21and some goof tried to play the same thing on me
00:05:23said he was going to meet his girl at the airport
00:05:26but a nice pink ticket
00:05:29was the girl's name Alice Blake?
00:05:31yeah that was it, why?
00:05:35nothin'
00:05:36trouble with me is I'm too soft-hearted about love
00:05:47that's on account of being engaged to Julie
00:05:50ain't she a swell dame
00:05:55is this the tomato?
00:05:57don't call my dame a tomato
00:06:00I suppose she wouldn't look at anybody else but you
00:06:03no she wouldn't
00:06:04I found a girl parked in one of those hug and snuggle coupes
00:06:07up on the palisades the other night
00:06:09and she looks mighty like her
00:06:11like Julie?
00:06:12yeah she was all tied up in a knot
00:06:14with some big guy
00:06:15some big guy?
00:06:17not Julie
00:06:20she ain't that kind of a girl
00:06:23maybe she's got her sister
00:06:24huh?
00:06:25no
00:06:26say did I hear you say you'll get my ticket?
00:06:30yeah
00:06:31wait a minute
00:06:32wait a minute
00:06:35oh Parker's the name
00:06:37I remember
00:06:38he was driving one of those bright yellow coupes
00:06:41yellow coupes
00:06:42yeah
00:06:45you know if I ever catch Julie chiseling on me
00:06:48it'll just be too bad for the guy she's with that's all
00:06:51Papa's rough this morning
00:07:04well you drowsed the John Gilbert and any man
00:07:07so I've been told before
00:07:12duty calls
00:07:18hot number that Julia gal
00:07:20is she?
00:07:25you know she is
00:07:28D.W.
00:07:29how's Mama's date being man this morning?
00:07:32Miss D. is
00:07:33oh
00:07:35last night I was your itty bitty pincers
00:07:38but this morning I'm just the office stenographer
00:07:40now
00:07:41Julie
00:07:42we've got to watch our step around here
00:07:44yes
00:07:45and other places too
00:07:46if that cop that handed us the parking ticket the other night
00:07:49had been bull
00:07:50hmm
00:07:51well
00:07:52there's been another world war
00:07:54will you quit talking about that cop
00:08:00hello?
00:08:02Peter Foley?
00:08:04what?
00:08:05he's going away on a trip
00:08:08on his way to the airport
00:08:10young foley's trying to beat me out of the money owes me
00:08:16his check just bounced back again
00:08:18a fella gave bull a bad check once
00:08:20and what he did to him
00:08:23you think that cop is tough?
00:08:27well come along to the airport and watch me in action
00:08:30okay Georgie
00:08:33Georgie in the coupé
00:08:36Miss Parker
00:08:37in the office
00:08:39yes Mr. Parker
00:08:41that's better
00:08:42that's better
00:09:12was that the plane from Kansas City?
00:09:13that was the plane from San Diego
00:09:14that was the plane from San Diego
00:09:15that was the plane from San Diego
00:09:16the Kansas City plane has been delayed
00:09:17anything serious?
00:09:18no no
00:09:19just a bit
00:09:35inaudible
00:09:38was that the plane from kansas city?
00:09:41that was the plane from San Diego
00:09:42the kansas city plane has been delayed
00:09:43been delayed
00:09:45now now get headwind
00:09:47when will be in
00:09:49left hard to tell it might be several hours late
00:09:52bank
00:09:59generalist in
00:10:00no her plane is late
00:10:02well that's great
00:10:03i was afraid that speed cop had ruined my chance
00:10:06you haven't got any chances anyway
00:10:08alice's promise to be my wife
00:10:13let's hold his car now
00:10:25just a minute
00:10:33hello mr parker
00:10:35so you're trying to beat it away from me are you
00:10:37well this time you're going to jail
00:10:39well what do you mean
00:10:41that rubber check of yours bounced back again this morning
00:10:44then i'm on my way now to swear out a warrant
00:10:46well we'll just have a little patience with what you told me you're going to get
00:10:49all straightened out
00:10:50but you'd have money to burn
00:10:52well i would have had it for the plane hadn't been delayed with my girl aboard
00:10:55what's that
00:10:57uh...
00:10:58i might as well tell you the whole story well don't make it a long story
00:11:02i've been getting a lot of my grandpa yes i know all about that
00:11:06and in a week while when i wrote my grandpa i was married
00:11:09so i can have my
00:11:10allowance increase
00:11:13then he died and left the entire fortune to move
00:11:15to my wife
00:11:16you follow me
00:11:17yes i'm way ahead of you
00:11:19yeah i haven't got a wife
00:11:21exactly
00:11:21and if the legacy isn't collected by midnight tonight it goes to
00:11:24my uncle henry for
00:11:28do you mean to tell me that all you've got to do is to appear there with a
00:11:31white they've never seen
00:11:33and she can collect the fortune
00:11:34that's it
00:11:41i'll get you a wife
00:11:42but mister
00:11:42but me no buts
00:11:44come here
00:11:47julia
00:11:48how would you like to get married
00:11:50oh mr parker
00:11:52no no not to me
00:11:53to mr foley
00:11:55just act as his wife for a couple of days
00:11:58well
00:11:59i may be weak but i'm no husband
00:12:01now julie it's all in the up and up
00:12:03foley's got to have a wife to collect a fortune
00:12:05you pose as the wife collect the fortune
00:12:08and he will make it worth your while
00:12:10i think the idea is
00:12:11ridiculous
00:12:12not so fast young man
00:12:14you do as i say or you go to jail
00:12:16well if alice hears about this she'll never marry me
00:12:19yes and if bull morgan hears about this
00:12:21you'll never be alive to marry your alice
00:12:24who's bull morgan
00:12:25why he's julia's sweetheart
00:12:27a motorcycle cop
00:12:28the menace of the great outdoors
00:12:30and how
00:12:31so you know he's so jealous
00:12:33that he punched my last boss right on the nose
00:12:36just on general principle
00:12:39well uh... don't worry
00:12:40you'll never hear about this
00:12:42now where do we go to collect
00:12:44up at uncle henry foley's house
00:12:46it's a spooky old place up a dead pile
00:12:48now wait a minute
00:12:49hot or cold we go there at once
00:13:00call
00:13:02and
00:13:05and
00:13:06and
00:13:19you
00:13:19Oh, my God.
00:13:49Bull.
00:14:00Well, if it ain't me old pal.
00:14:08Did you meet the little bride yet?
00:14:12No.
00:14:13No?
00:14:13I mean, yes.
00:14:14Yes?
00:14:17No.
00:14:18No.
00:14:18It was a stall, wasn't it?
00:14:21You're going to get plenty tickets, buddy.
00:14:24Nobody can fool Bull Morgan and get away with it.
00:14:28You Bull Morgan?
00:14:30In portion.
00:14:31Not a moving picture.
00:14:33But, officer, listen.
00:14:34Don't, officer, me.
00:14:36I'm going to hang so many charges on you, I'll empty me book.
00:14:39But, officer, listen.
00:14:40Don't, officer, me.
00:14:41I think I'll just take you into the jug right now.
00:14:47That's the only way to handle you guys.
00:14:50Crank up that boiler.
00:14:55Hey, you know what?
00:14:56Let's fight you.
00:14:57Resisting arrest.
00:15:12Destroying public property.
00:15:17Destroying public property.
00:15:18Driving drunk.
00:15:20Attempting manslaughter.
00:15:25Fully.
00:15:27Fully.
00:15:28Fully.
00:16:00Who was that?
00:16:20Nobody. There's a storm blowing up.
00:16:30Why on earth, Henry, do you persist in living in this spooky old house all alone?
00:16:36Why, it barely gives me the crease.
00:16:39Well, it's good enough for me.
00:16:41I can't understand why Gloria Winston isn't here.
00:16:45He won't be here.
00:16:47What do you mean?
00:16:49Why, he's no fool.
00:16:51He won't come up the mountain on a night like this.
00:17:05Was that you?
00:17:07Oh, yeah, my new writers.
00:17:09Oh, you almost scared me to death.
00:17:12Yeah, it's always bad when there's a storm coming up.
00:17:15What a sweet spot.
00:17:26Some family I married into.
00:17:28Oh, be quiet.
00:17:30That's no way to speak to your wife.
00:17:32Cut out the comedy.
00:17:33Anybody think you two were really married?
00:17:36Oh, well, what was that?
00:17:42Must be a mountain lion.
00:17:44They jumped down on you from the trees.
00:17:46Oh, yeah.
00:17:51That must be Gloria Winston now.
00:17:57Hello, Uncle Henry.
00:18:12Hi.
00:18:13Hello, Aunt Mary.
00:18:14How are you?
00:18:15I'm fine, Peter.
00:18:17And I'm so glad to see you.
00:18:20And, of course, this is your dear little wife.
00:18:26Yeah, my wife.
00:18:31Yeah, my wife.
00:18:35My dear, you must be cold.
00:18:37Come right on in and get more.
00:18:45My dear, let me help you with your coat.
00:18:48Oh, thank you.
00:18:51Oh.
00:18:56Uncle Henry, I want you to meet my wife.
00:19:01How are you?
00:19:05Oh, this is Mr. Parker.
00:19:07This is my Aunt Mary Foley.
00:19:09I'm very glad to know you.
00:19:10And this is my Uncle Henry Foley.
00:19:13How do you do?
00:19:14Well, I certainly am glad to meet you folks.
00:19:17I'm Peter's manager.
00:19:19Great little boy, Peter.
00:19:21He's going to make his mark on the world.
00:19:23Now, Mr. Parker.
00:19:24And this is Peter's little wife, Julie.
00:19:28God bless her.
00:19:29She's one girl in a million.
00:19:31Peter's a lucky boy, I'll tell you.
00:19:33Oh, Mr. Parker.
00:19:34Oh, Mr. Parker.
00:19:43Oh, well, what happened?
00:19:45Why, the storm affects the wires.
00:19:48And the lights are likely to go out any minute.
00:19:51What's that?
00:19:52What?
00:19:53Yeah.
00:19:54Oh, why did I ever let myself in for this?
00:19:55Julia's got a very nervous disposition.
00:19:57Oh, is that so?
00:19:59Well, now that we're here, it's called for.
00:20:01Why not turn the legacy over to Mrs. Foley?
00:20:04Then we can all take our leave at once.
00:20:06Yeah, well, the lawyer hasn't arrived yet.
00:20:08Well, I cannot understand what has happened to him.
00:20:10Why he left the village fully an hour before I did.
00:20:13Do you mean to say we have to wait for a lawyer
00:20:15before we can collect the estate?
00:20:16Why, certainly.
00:20:17There's a lot of money involved here.
00:20:19Well, we have to wait,
00:20:20so you might as well make yourselves comfortable.
00:20:22I know you must be cold,
00:20:24and you're probably half starved.
00:20:26That's right.
00:20:27I'm so hungry I could eat a bull.
00:20:30I mean a horse.
00:20:33Well, I'll see what I can find for you.
00:20:35Let me help you.
00:20:36Come on.
00:20:37Come on over here.
00:20:39Because Julie wants to talk to you.
00:20:41Now you sit right down there.
00:20:43Peter.
00:20:44How much money do you expect to get from your grandfather's estate?
00:20:48Oh, I don't know.
00:20:49About $800,000.
00:20:53$800,000.
00:20:54$800,000.
00:20:55Oh, darling.
00:20:56Say, what's the idea?
00:20:57Oh, Peter.
00:20:58Oh, Peter.
00:20:59Don't you love Julie a little bit?
00:21:00I could be awfully fun.
00:21:01But I'm going to be a little bit.
00:21:02Now, you sit right down there.
00:21:03Oh, Peter.
00:21:04How much money do you expect to get from your grandfather's estate?
00:21:08Oh, I don't know.
00:21:09About $800,000.
00:21:10estate? Oh, I don't know. About $800,000. $800,000? Oh, darling. Say, what's the idea? Oh, Peter, don't you love Julie a little bit? I could be awfully fond of you. Now, listen, Julie. I mean, Miss Thorpe. We're engaged in a business transaction, and I don't want you to get any false ideas.
00:21:38Oh, but Peter, think how happy we could be on $800,000. We could have a home in the country, and trips to Paris, and maybe a yacht. Say, you seem to have forgotten all about Bull Morgan. Oh, no, I haven't. Bull will make a grand choker. Why, I think you're one of the most immoral women I have ever met. Peter!
00:22:03Peter! Oh, Peter was only fooling. Weren't you, Pete-sy-wee-sy?
00:22:15Yeah, that's it. I was only fooling.
00:22:22Of course. He was only fooling.
00:22:26Oh, don't do that.
00:22:33Look here, Foley. Do you want to go to jail?
00:22:35Please don't say that.
00:22:37Then watch your step, and give a perfect imitation of a loving husband.
00:22:39Hello, Peter.
00:23:04Hello, Peter.
00:23:04I thought Lawyer Winston had arrived.
00:23:21Hello, Joe.
00:23:22Why, Alice, I...
00:23:23Oh, you're friends with Peter.
00:23:25Lenefor, she knows Peter's wife.
00:23:29How do you do?
00:23:30Oh, hello.
00:23:31We were on our way to get married, when we got lost.
00:23:35What?
00:23:36Elopers!
00:23:37How romantic.
00:23:39Yes, we intended to run away and get married, without telling us so.
00:23:44Well, you must stay and have a bite. You can't rush out in that storm.
00:23:47Oh, that'll be over in an hour or so, and then we'll be on our way.
00:23:51Oh, no. No, it won't. It'll probably last for days.
00:23:54I'm quite sure Uncle Henry would be delighted to put you up for the night.
00:23:57Of course.
00:23:58Oh, yes.
00:23:59Yes, my dear. You must join us. Everything is ready on the table.
00:24:04Come, Junior.
00:24:04Oh, yes.
00:24:07You know, it's good for having a lot of pride in the house.
00:24:10You know, it's good for having a lot of pride in the house.
00:24:10You know, it's good for having a lot of pride in the house.
00:24:12You just wait till I get you alone.
00:24:16All's fair in love and war, and this boat.
00:24:18That was the brave place.
00:24:28Boss, let up that road, that.
00:24:30Well, go ahead. Go on up there.
00:24:32Not me, boss.
00:24:33Not me.
00:24:34I don't go near that place.
00:24:36What else?
00:24:37There's strange things happen in that house.
00:24:40Strange things.
00:24:41There's shown up ghosts in that boat.
00:24:45And that includes your boy. All right, I'll walk well wait that's all I got boss
00:24:51That's my yes, all right, you can keep that too. Yeah, get your old tin can out of here
00:25:00No
00:25:04In a terrible storm like this it was fortunate that you got lost so near me fully home
00:25:10Why yes?
00:25:11it was a
00:25:13Little be over shortly Alice and I are anxious to be on our way
00:25:17Aren't we Alice there? Why yes, of course Joe, but this is a bad storm might last for a week
00:25:27All but we won't mind that will be beady darling
00:25:32Will will will if there's one thing I'm crazy about it's pork chops country style
00:25:39Well, I'm glad you like them. I love to see people eat
00:25:43Of course you have some potato. Yes, of course. Oh, of course
00:25:48You know this is a great occasion for us we've been hearing a lot about Peter's wife, but this is the first time we've ever met her
00:25:50You know this is a great occasion for us we've been hearing a lot about Peter's wife, but this is the first time we've ever met her
00:25:57When I think of the cute little things that Peter wrote up now, I'm sure no one wants to hear about that
00:26:11I'm sure we'd all love to hear about what Peter wrote
00:26:14Oh, yes tell us
00:26:16Well, I remember how we laugh when Peter wrote us about the library mark you have right on the middle
00:26:22I'm sure we'd all love to hear about what Peter wrote
00:26:28Oh, yes tell us
00:26:30Well, I remember how we laugh when Peter wrote us about the library mark you have right on the middle
00:26:39Oh, Peter darling, you know there are some things you should keep to yourself
00:26:44That must be lawyer Winston now
00:26:51That's fine
00:26:53Oh, I thought you were the lawyer
00:26:55The lawyer
00:26:57Lady, I'm the law
00:26:59Oh, I thought you were the lawyer
00:27:03The lawyer
00:27:05Lady, I'm the law
00:27:08Oh, I thought you were the lawyer
00:27:11Lady, I'm the law
00:27:14But I don't understand
00:27:16You don't have to understand
00:27:18I'm looking for a guy named Foley
00:27:20Oh, yeah?
00:27:22What could you be wanting Mr. Foley for?
00:27:28I'll tell him it twice is what I want him for
00:27:32Oh, what happened to the lights?
00:27:36The storm affects the wires
00:27:39Officer, this is Mr. Foley
00:27:42No, the lights are out in the dining room
00:27:44But we've been having a lot of trouble with them
00:27:46You know
00:27:48It's all right, Alice
00:27:54Well, can't somebody turn them on
00:27:56You're sorry
00:27:57Did somebody turn out the lights?
00:28:00It's the storm
00:28:02It affects the wires
00:28:03Officer, this is Mr. Foley
00:28:06No, the guy I'm looking for is a young punk
00:28:11Oh, you want Peter Foley?
00:28:13Yes, the guy
00:28:15Peter, he's gone
00:28:18And his wife
00:28:19Well, where did they go?
00:28:20Gone, huh?
00:28:21They sneaked upstairs
00:28:23Oh, upstairs
00:28:24You know how newly married couples are
00:28:27I thought you said they'd been married for a year
00:28:31A year?
00:28:35Hey, I don't care how long they've been married
00:28:37I want them
00:28:38I got something against them
00:28:40Well, I'm Peter's manager
00:28:42I'll... I'll go and get them
00:29:01Is he still here?
00:29:04Yes
00:29:05You've got to get him out of the house
00:29:07Who, we?
00:29:08Accept the tickets
00:29:09And we can get rid of him
00:29:12Then I get him again
00:29:14What does he do?
00:29:15He knocks my motorcycle off of the mountain
00:29:18Oh, I killed guys for less than that
00:29:24Please, you get rid of him
00:29:26I will
00:29:27And it'll cost you another $5,000
00:29:35Officer, if you'll give me the tickets
00:29:37I'll take care of them
00:29:38Mr. Foley and his wife
00:29:40Have retired for the night
00:29:42Tickets, may I?
00:29:43I'm going to take him with me now
00:29:45But, Mr. Officer
00:29:46Neither of you could leave the house tonight
00:29:48In this awful storm
00:29:50Alright, I'll stay
00:29:55But, I'm going to take him with me in the morning
00:29:58Well, won't you sit down and have a bite to eat?
00:30:01Yeah, well
00:30:02Mr. uh...
00:30:03Uh, Morgan
00:30:04Bull Morgan
00:30:05Mr. Morgan
00:30:06This is Miss Alice Blake
00:30:11Alice Blake?
00:30:12Yes
00:30:13And Mr. Blair her fiancé
00:30:14And, of course, Mr. Parker
00:30:16Hi
00:30:17Hi
00:30:23Say, ain't I met you somewhere before?
00:30:27I've never been anywhere before
00:30:31Your name's Parker, eh?
00:30:34Yes
00:30:35G. W. Parker
00:30:39Do you drive a yellow coupe?
00:30:44Coupe?
00:30:45Yeah
00:30:48No
00:30:50I won't ride in anything but an open car
00:30:53I love the air
00:30:55Breeze is blowing
00:30:57The great outdoors
00:31:01Why, Mr. Parker
00:31:02You've scarcely eaten a thing
00:31:04But I...
00:31:05I'm not very hungry
00:31:06I am
00:31:08Thanks
00:31:15Oh
00:31:29It's only you
00:31:33What are you doing?
00:31:35Well, I'm going to bed
00:31:36Did you bring your pajamas?
00:31:40I'm going to get out of here
00:31:42Oh
00:31:47It's time we had a little heart-to-heart talk
00:31:50Will you open that door or I'll...
00:31:51You'll what?
00:31:52Well, I'll...
00:31:53You won't do anything
00:31:54You've got to stay right here and listen to what I've got to say
00:31:57Well, what are you going to do?
00:31:59Well, I've decided to marry you, Petey dear
00:32:02What?
00:32:04$800,000 only comes into a girl's lifetime once
00:32:08And nobody's ever going to say that little Julie didn't listen to old man Opportunity
00:32:13When he knocked
00:32:15So he's one of these guys that talks about himself
00:32:18Now he says to the big punk
00:32:20Now you can talk to animals, can you?
00:32:25Ask this skunk what the big idea
00:32:32Say, listen, big...
00:32:33Sorry, but Mr. Morgan and Mr. Parker will have to sleep together
00:32:38Okay by me, I...
00:32:40How'd they strike you, okay, buddy?
00:32:42Certainly
00:32:44Certainly
00:32:45If you'll come with me, I'll show you to the room
00:32:47Thank you
00:32:50Well...
00:32:55See you between the sheets
00:33:05What's the end of the hall?
00:33:06I'll get you some nice bones
00:33:20Get out of here!
00:33:25Get out of here!
00:33:27That bull is going to sleep in here with me
00:33:29Well, wait...
00:33:30Looks like you'd have to sleep in the bathroom
00:33:32Where's Julia?
00:33:33I just got away from her
00:33:34She made up her mind she's going to marry me
00:33:37That wouldn't be a bad idea
00:33:40She's a swell dame
00:33:41Say, you forget that I'm in love with Alice
00:33:47She's the girl I'm going to marry
00:33:48Oh, forget it
00:33:50You heard her say she's going to marry Blair
00:33:52Julia's the girl for you
00:33:53I hope you don't mind sharing the room
00:33:56Oh, that's alright, lady
00:33:57I'm here to sleep in trouble
00:33:59Get out of here!
00:34:00Get out of here!
00:34:06Alright, buddy
00:34:08I got the clothes
00:34:11I get that must belong to the old lady
00:34:13Say, let's match to see who has to wear this one
00:34:25You'll wear that one and...
00:34:28Yes
00:34:32Say, where have I seen you before?
00:34:36I've got a twin brother
00:34:41Well...
00:34:44I guess I'll mop up a little
00:34:46Is it the bathroom?
00:34:47Yes
00:34:49No!
00:34:50What do you mean, no?
00:34:51Well...
00:34:52There might be somebody in there
00:34:54Oh...
00:35:01Here you are, my dear
00:35:03Thank you
00:35:13If it hadn't been for the storm
00:35:14You'd probably be married by this time, wouldn't you?
00:35:18Yes, indeed
00:35:20Well, good night, my dear
00:35:21Good night
00:35:31Don't scream, Alice
00:35:32I can explain everything if you...
00:35:33Just give me a minute
00:35:35I don't want ever to speak to you again
00:35:37Oh, you can't do that
00:35:38What is that?
00:35:39What is that?
00:35:40Peter!
00:35:44I'm surprised at you
00:35:46It's perfectly all right, Annie
00:35:48I'm not so sure
00:35:50What would your wife say if she could see you?
00:35:52Yes, Peter
00:35:53What would your wife say?
00:35:55Old-fashioned romp
00:35:58Oh...
00:36:03My dear
00:36:04To say that I'm surprised is putting it mildly
00:36:07Oh, but Miss Foley, I can...
00:36:31Come in
00:36:32What's that?
00:36:37He's in there
00:36:39Oh, I don't care if he is a little shrimp
00:36:41I mean Bull, the cop
00:36:43What?
00:37:02So this young Weezer couldn't be separated from his little wife, huh?
00:37:22Guess he's crazy about it, huh?
00:37:25No?
00:37:27Yes
00:37:29Yeah
00:37:32He's crazy about him all right, isn't he?
00:37:35Yeah?
00:37:36No
00:37:38No?
00:37:45You know, I've got a girl named Julie
00:37:48Oh, I'm nuts about her
00:37:51That's why I'm so soft-hearted when I run up against a guy that's in love
00:37:56No
00:38:02Hey, listen, come back with a bad throat
00:38:09Sorry, buddy, I didn't mean to be so rough, would you?
00:38:12That's all right
00:38:13All right
00:38:19I think I'll turn out the lights
00:38:21No, always sleep with the lights on
00:38:27Ah, when I think about Julie, I get so youthful
00:38:32Julia's your sweetheart?
00:38:33Am I?
00:38:34Say, I'm so nuts about her, it makes me feel rotten
00:38:41You must be in love with her
00:38:44Oh, you're asking me, am I?
00:38:47Hmph
00:38:49I'm so jealous of Julie, if another man even so much has looked at her
00:38:54Oh!
00:38:56What would happen?
00:38:59What would happen?
00:39:03I'd soak him on the chin like this
00:39:08Then I'd do this like this
00:39:11Ah!
00:39:13That's what I'd do to him
00:39:15That isn't enough
00:39:17No?
00:39:18You know what I'd do if it happened to me?
00:39:20No, what would you do? Show me
00:39:26Where are you?
00:39:28Ha!
00:39:34He-he!
00:39:47Wrong room, he-he-
00:39:48these young people
00:39:55oh that's what you would do huh well this is what i'd do just for a starter
00:40:02hey you sure you ain't got a yellow coupe
00:40:10i never owned a yellow coupe
00:40:13you know if any cops any motorcycle cops just give you a ticket
00:40:21lately give it to me and i can fix it for you
00:40:24no no i've never been given a parking ticket
00:40:29in my life no no
00:40:33oh
00:40:43oh
00:40:53oh
00:40:55oh
00:40:57oh
00:41:01oh
00:41:03oh
00:41:05oh
00:41:07oh
00:41:09oh
00:41:19oh
00:41:21oh
00:41:23What are you doing down here I'm looking for a place to sleep.
00:41:53Why don't you sleep with your wife you know I'm not married to that woman.
00:42:00Why not she's not so bad I have a notion to punch you right in the nose.
00:42:06Go ahead wake up the whole house including wild bull Morgan.
00:42:17Would you mind retiring I'd like to get a little sleep.
00:42:20So would I what was that I've been hearing funny noises for the last hour.
00:42:39This is a swell place for a murder you said it.
00:42:46Oh.
00:42:53Oh.
00:42:55Oh.
00:43:01What who's that I don't know turn on the lights.
00:43:08For Mr. Winstead what were you doing in the cellar.
00:43:15That's what I'd like to know.
00:43:16Why it's Mr. Winstead.
00:43:17Why it's Mr. Winstead.
00:43:18Well I'm certainly glad he's here.
00:43:22Where did you get here.
00:43:23Madam I have been the victim of the most unwarranted attack.
00:43:25What.
00:43:26What.
00:43:27When I entered this house I was struck down from behind.
00:43:29When I came to my senses.
00:43:30I have been the victim of the most unwarranted attack.
00:43:33What.
00:43:34What.
00:43:35When I entered this house I was struck down from behind.
00:43:39When I came to my senses.
00:43:40I was bound and gagged in this cellar.
00:43:41I don't understand.
00:43:42Neither do I.
00:43:43What time did this happen.
00:43:44Around about seven o'clock.
00:43:45Why that was before I got here.
00:43:46But I was the first to arrive.
00:43:47Someone in the cellar.
00:43:48Someone in the cellar.
00:43:49Oh.
00:43:50Oh.
00:43:51Oh.
00:43:52Oh.
00:43:53Oh.
00:43:54Oh.
00:43:55Oh.
00:43:56Oh.
00:43:57Oh.
00:43:58Oh.
00:43:59Oh.
00:44:00Oh.
00:44:01Oh.
00:44:02Oh.
00:44:03Oh.
00:44:04Oh.
00:44:05Oh.
00:44:06Oh.
00:44:07Oh.
00:44:08Oh.
00:44:09Oh.
00:44:10Oh.
00:44:11Oh.
00:44:12Oh.
00:44:13Oh.
00:44:14Oh.
00:44:15Oh.
00:44:16Oh.
00:44:17Oh.
00:44:18Oh.
00:44:19Oh.
00:44:20Oh.
00:44:21Oh.
00:44:22Oh.
00:44:23Oh.
00:44:24Oh.
00:44:25Oh.
00:44:26Oh.
00:44:27Oh.
00:44:28Oh.
00:44:29Oh.
00:44:30Oh.
00:44:31Oh.
00:44:32Oh.
00:44:33he's an ex-beneficiary. Well, he's probably in his room. Just a minute, if I may say so. Uh, being, uh, Peter Foley's manager, it seems to me that the issue that confronts us is the paying over of the legacy to Mrs. Peter Foley. Am I right? Yes, of course, but... Very well then. Now let's get down to business. Of course you have the legacy with you to turn over to Mrs. Foley? Yes, but, uh...
00:45:01Then, uh, all remains for us to do is to produce Mrs. Foley. Yes, yes, that's it. Very well. She is here. Peter? Bring down your wife. But are you sure that they're married? A marriage certificate? Married certificate? Certainly. You don't think I'm going to turn over this money without proof? Why, man, I married them myself. I mean, I was there when they
00:45:30got married. I have positive proof that they are. Don't get so excited. The whole thing can be very easily arranged. I'm listening. Well, I am a justice of the peace. And if they've not a marriage certificate, I can remarriage them before midnight. There'll be no question.
00:45:46Uh, Mr. Winstead, uh, okay, sir. Then you mean I'll really be married to my wife? Why, of course.
00:45:52Oh, that's Peter's wife! Hey, did you hear that? Hey, did you hear?
00:46:13Which room was she in? This is the room Peter's wife was in. Open the door. It's locked. Hey, what's the matter here? Oh, it's Peter's wife. Something's happened to her. She screamed. Well, let me at it. I'll open it.
00:46:22Open it. You mustn't open it. Let us open it. We'll open it. Yes. You go on back to your room and let us attend to this matter. Hey, listen, I'm the law. Oh, I can't see what it matters. Who does it if only the poor woman is rescued?
00:46:42I'm positive that animal's in this house. Open that door at once. Yeah, sure. Here it goes. Go away.
00:46:52There ain't nobody in here.
00:47:20She's gone. She's gone. Gone? What? I wonder where she is.
00:47:31What could have happened? Shh.
00:47:50Say, did you see anything of Mrs. Foley in there? Why, no. Everything's seen just as I left it. Just as you left it?
00:48:03Hey, where was she when she screamed? Why, downstairs, of course, with everybody else. Oh, yeah?
00:48:12So, everybody was down in the living room and she screamed. Yes, everybody. That is excepting Uncle Henry.
00:48:25He wasn't there? Well, it can't be Uncle Henry. He's been a hopeless pyroletic for the last two years.
00:48:32Where is he now? Well, Uncle Henry, he's probably in bed. There was somebody else that wasn't downstairs.
00:48:40Yeah? Who's that? Well, you. You were here within a few feet of her. It's funny you didn't hear anything.
00:48:47Why, say, you trying to make out that I'm a... Young fella, I got enough on you to hang you now. Don't try to start nothing fresh with me.
00:48:57Well, well, I'm not insinuating anything, officer. Well, don't you do it.
00:49:00Just the same, I'm going to have a couple of words with that old pushcart guy.
00:49:16Hey, you, wait a minute. I want to talk to you.
00:49:19Well, what's all this mollering for?
00:49:23Where have you been?
00:49:25In bed, you darn fool.
00:49:27This Lawrence's asylum broke loose.
00:49:29Why? What's the matter?
00:49:30We heard a scream, and when we broke into her room, Julia had disappeared.
00:49:36Julia?
00:49:38What's her last name?
00:49:40Why, Foley, of course.
00:49:44Something funny going on here.
00:49:54You can't tell me that animal isn't right in this house.
00:49:57Ah, his mate was killed.
00:49:59Climbing in one of the windows here.
00:50:01Since then, it roams around the grounds.
00:50:04Especially on nights like this.
00:50:07You have got to search this house from top to bottom.
00:50:10And if there's anything funny going on, I'll find it.
00:50:12You search the cellar.
00:50:14We'll look over the rest of the house.
00:50:15Okay.
00:50:16Okay.
00:50:16You'd better come with me.
00:50:22I'll be very glad to help you find, uh, Peter's wife.
00:50:26Alice, I've been awfully worried about...
00:50:37You don't seem much worried about the fate of your wife, Mr. Foley.
00:50:41What?
00:50:41I'm...
00:50:43I'm not.
00:50:48Does it make any difference who I'm married to, as long as I'm married before midnight tonight?
00:50:53The will merely says that Mrs. Peter Foley must claim her legacy before midnight.
00:50:58There's not much time left.
00:51:01And you can perform the ceremony?
00:51:03Certainly.
00:51:06Alice, will you marry me?
00:51:09Why, Peter, you already have a wife.
00:51:12I have not.
00:51:13I never have had.
00:51:14Parker was going to send me to jail, unless I got up here on time to collect the legacy.
00:51:19The lady upstairs.
00:51:20Why, she's Parker's secretary.
00:51:23And what's more, she's that cop's sweetheart.
00:51:25And he's the most jealous guy in the whole state of California.
00:51:28Bless my soul, I've never heard of such a thing in all my life.
00:51:32Peter, did Joe Blair know that that woman was not your wife?
00:51:35He certainly did.
00:51:37He was there when the whole thing was arranged.
00:51:39Oh, Peter.
00:51:40I've made a dreadful mistake.
00:51:43Then...
00:51:44Then you will marry me?
00:51:46Whenever you say.
00:51:50We're ready, sir.
00:52:14All right.
00:52:14We've got our needs license.
00:52:16Here it is.
00:52:18Tell us, Blake.
00:52:20Perfectly in order.
00:52:23Then, Mary, you must be the witness.
00:52:27Miss Blake, take this man, Peter Foley, to be your...
00:52:32All right, what's the matter with the lights?
00:52:34Oh, it's the storm.
00:52:35It affects the wires.
00:52:36At a time like this, Mr. Winstead, could you proceed in the darkness?
00:52:40Certainly.
00:52:42Alice Blake, take this man, Peter Foley, to be your lawful...
00:52:45What is it?
00:52:48Well, she's gone.
00:52:54Alice!
00:52:55Alice!
00:52:55Alice!
00:52:55Alice!
00:52:57Alice!
00:52:58Hey, what's the matter up here?
00:53:09Well, she's raided.
00:53:13Yeah?
00:53:14Gone.
00:53:14She's disappeared.
00:53:15Who's disappeared?
00:53:16Miss Blake, the lights went out just as we were about to be married, and when they came up again, she was gone.
00:53:21Just about...
00:53:22You're about to be married?
00:53:24I thought you was married to that dame that disappeared upstairs.
00:53:29Hey, what is your name, Bluebeard?
00:53:32Listen, I'll tell you a minute, young man.
00:53:34I'll explain everything to the officer.
00:53:37That won't be necessary.
00:53:39He wasn't really married to the lady upstairs.
00:53:42Miss Blake is the girl he's going to marry.
00:53:44Sure, yeah.
00:53:45And my name is Peter Rabbit.
00:53:47And pretty quick, I'm going to slip you guys a swell Easter egg.
00:53:51Somebody's trying to put something over on me.
00:53:54Well, I'm going to find Alice.
00:53:56Wait a minute.
00:53:57Don't try no funny getaways.
00:53:59I'm taking you with me in the morning.
00:54:04Alice!
00:54:05Alice!
00:54:10Didn't you tell me that that dame upstairs was his wife?
00:54:13Yes, she is.
00:54:15What?
00:54:16His ex-wife.
00:54:20And now another one's disappeared.
00:54:22Yeah, we were all here.
00:54:24Oh, I know the answer to that one.
00:54:26And we were all here except the old coot that rolls around in the wheelchair.
00:54:30That's right.
00:54:32And I'm going to find that old buzzer.
00:54:34Your insinuations are ridiculous.
00:54:36I'll get Uncle Henry.
00:54:43Something's happening.
00:54:43What's the matter with this place?
00:54:45Oh.
00:54:47He's gone.
00:54:49They've got him too.
00:54:51What on earth is going to happen there?
00:54:54Say, did anybody search upstairs?
00:54:56Yes.
00:54:56But we didn't find anything.
00:54:58Well, I'll find something.
00:55:00I hope not.
00:55:00You what?
00:55:01I said, it's getting hot.
00:55:03Oh, yeah?
00:55:10Do you drive a yellow coupe?
00:55:13No.
00:55:16She can't be far from here.
00:55:17Oh, I wonder who will disappear next.
00:55:20I have a feeling it's going to be me.
00:55:22I have a feeling it's going to be me.
00:55:27Peter!
00:55:27Oh, he's gone!
00:55:28He's gone!
00:55:29Oh, no!
00:55:40Come out of there.
00:55:42Put your hands up over your head and come out of there.
00:55:44And don't try any monkey business with me.
00:55:46Come on, now.
00:55:58Oh, Peter.
00:55:59He hogged me in here and then he ran up those stairs.
00:56:01Who?
00:56:02A man with a black mask.
00:56:04No, no, Peter.
00:56:06There's a wild animal up there.
00:56:07I heard it growl.
00:56:08I heard it growl.
00:56:13Foley!
00:56:14Foley!
00:56:14Can you hear us?
00:56:15Yes, but we can't get out.
00:56:18What time is it?
00:56:20Almost 12.
00:56:22If you're not married immediately, you won't get the legacy.
00:56:25Can you marry us now?
00:56:27Yes.
00:56:28Go ahead and marry them.
00:56:31Alex Blitz, do you take this man, Peter Foley, to be your lawful, ready-of-husband?
00:56:37I do.
00:56:39Peter Foley, you take this woman, Alice Britz, to be your lawful, ready-of-husband wife?
00:56:45I do.
00:56:46Then I declare you man and wife.
00:56:49Amen.
00:56:50Amen.
00:56:51Then I declare you man and wife.
00:56:53Amen.
00:56:54It's my dreams.
00:56:56Amen.
00:56:57Amen.
00:56:57Amen.
00:56:58Amen.
00:56:59Amen.
00:57:04Amen.
00:57:06Amen.
00:57:07Amen.
00:57:09Amen.
00:57:11Amen.
00:57:12Amen.
00:57:14Amen.
00:57:14Amen.
00:57:17Amen.
00:57:17Amen.
00:57:19Amen.
00:57:19So that's it, hopeless paralytic huh, where's those women, I don't know I don't know
00:57:49Oh, you're the guy that's been getting away with these dames, ain't you, oh no, no, I'll show you something
00:57:57Oh, don't, don't press that top button, oh, so that's it, that's where they are, don't push it, I don't know
00:58:19I got it, oh, figure it out pal, you ain't gonna fool me no more, I tell you, it's just exactly the way I figured
00:58:31It's that old coot in the wheelchair that's been getting away with these dames
00:58:35Henry Foley, yeah, a lion just chased him out the window
00:58:39Bless my soul
00:58:41Now what's become of that young Foley
00:58:43Well we just married him to Alice Blake, they're both safe, they're on the other side of this wall
00:58:47The wall, hey what's become of that Julie dame
00:58:50Oh, you mean Peter's ex-wife, yeah, I don't think we'll ever find her
00:58:55Twelve o'clock, we're just in time
00:58:59What's the matter with that jigger
00:59:06Hey, what's the matter with that guy here
00:59:10Nick, Nick
00:59:17Julie, wait a minute, you
00:59:23So, you was the other woman, huh?
00:59:30Oh, it's not his fault, he made me come up here and pose as Peter Foley's wife
00:59:33Has he got a yellow coupe?
00:59:39Yes, he has
00:59:40Now listen, officer, I like to...
00:59:41Wait a minute, you
00:59:42You won't ride in anything but an open car, huh?
00:59:47Let me explain this to you, Peter
00:59:48So, she is Foley's ex-wife, is she?
00:59:53Say, you like a lot of fresh air, do you?
00:59:59Just a minute, I got some business
01:00:01Now take one of these
01:00:08Now take one of these
01:00:09Now you don't drive no yellow coupe, don't you?
01:00:23Well, it's the end of that guy
01:00:32Did he disappear too?
01:00:35Practically
01:00:36Oh, Bo, I was so worried about you
01:00:46Oh, yeah
01:00:47Oh, baby, you're the only one I care anything about
01:00:52Say, what about this?
01:00:54Oh, you don't doubt me, do you?
01:00:57No, he's gone, he's gone
01:01:00Give the bride a little kiss for me
01:01:05Say, you, I just
01:01:09I'm ready, officer
01:01:11I don't care what happens to me now
01:01:13Oh, well, I ain't gonna take you in
01:01:19Oh, thank you, officer
01:01:20Trouble with me is I'm too soft-hearted
01:01:24About love
01:01:26Mmm, you great big mass of muscle, you
01:01:30Oh, Julie
01:01:31Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
01:01:33Ooh
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