Fake Dharam Ji Wants Badshah To Make A Song On His Crab _ The Kapil Sharma Show - video Dailymotion

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00:00What the hell is it, Vashya Sahib?

00:13Your butterfly on your face?

00:17Yes!

00:19The other people see the butterfly on your face.

00:29You won't see our cake.

00:37You can see it.

00:39What?

00:40Make a song in this cake.

00:43What the hell is that?

00:44There are so many great people.

00:47It will be a pleasure.

00:48Ah, Baba, it will be a pleasure.

00:59Oh, Baba, Baba.

01:03Excuse me.

01:04This is what you have given yourself.

01:06I have given myself.

01:07I have given myself.

01:08I have given myself.

01:09And I have given myself.

01:11This is our nature.

01:14Yes.

01:15What do you think of our nature?

01:17Now, we don't have nature.

01:19Okay.

01:20Now, we have been verified.

01:22Verified?

01:23Look at this.

01:27Look.

01:28We are verified.

01:29Yes.

01:30We have a blue tick.

01:31Ah.

01:32Ah.

01:33Verified, we are in the old world.

01:35Ah.

01:36Yeah.

01:37And we are not in any place.

01:38Ah.

01:39Ah, Baba.

01:41Ah.

01:42Ah.

01:43Ah.

01:44Ah.

01:45Ah.

01:46Ah.

01:47Ah.

01:48Ah.

01:49Ah.

01:50Ah.

01:51Ah.

01:52Ah.

01:53Ah.

01:54Ah.

01:55Ah.

01:56Ah.

01:57Ah.

01:58Ah.

01:59Ah.

02:00I have become very selfless.

02:03Yes.

02:04I do my own work.

02:06Until I do my own work, I do my own work.

02:08Yes, sir.

02:10Baba, everyone is alone.

02:12No, son.

02:13When you were young,

02:15I would do my own work, son.

02:20Baba, when you are young,

02:21then no one would do my own work.

02:23When I was young,

02:24then why did you not do my own work?

02:27Tell me.

02:28Tell me.

02:30Baba.

02:31Baba, you did not have it at all.

02:35You did not have it at all.

02:37You left your father alone in the bathroom.

02:41Baba.

02:43Your father...

02:44Baba, don't go to the father.

02:47Don't go to the father.

02:49Your father...

02:50No, don't go to the father.

02:53Your father...

02:54Don't go to the father.

02:55One minute, one minute.

02:57What is your father's name?

02:59Mordi Prasad.

03:00Don't go to my father.

03:03Don't go to my father.

03:05Don't go to my father.

03:07Don't go to my father.

03:09Go.

03:10Yes.

03:11Yes.

03:12Yes.

03:13Yes.

03:14Yes.

03:15I have to bring something for them.

03:17What is it, Baba?

03:18It's gone.

03:19You come to the plane.

03:21Come on and do the plane.

03:22Where I go?

03:23Oh, yeah.

03:24No.

03:24Yeah.

03:24Yes.

03:25Thank you, Baba.

03:27I am taking my hands thread.

03:28You all wanted to love you for the people.

03:29I'm taking a message for people.

03:31Baba, not a message.

03:33I'm giving a message.

03:35There's a message.

03:37I'll just say a message.

03:39I'll just say a message.

03:41You also eat it.

03:43Baba, what are you doing?

03:45This is not the same message.

03:47This is the same message.

03:49You're going to shoot them.

03:51Baba, you didn't shoot them.

03:53Baba, I didn't shoot them myself.

03:59Do you know?

04:03They've made a song on you.

04:07Do you have a song on me?

04:09Which song, Papa?

04:11Genda Pool.

04:17What the hell is it?

04:19Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

04:21It's good.

04:23You don't have to believe them.

04:25You look handsome.

04:27You have to wear them.

04:29Your cap is also very cool.

04:31Your jacket is also very cool.

04:47What the hell is it?

04:49Manojji is also here, Baba.

04:51Baba Manojji.

04:52You're a very big writer.

04:54You're a very big writer.

04:55You're a very big writer.

04:57You're a very big writer.

04:59That's it.

05:00Yes.

05:01Yes.

05:02Yes.

05:03Yes.

05:04You're a good writer.

05:05You've come to take it.

05:06Yes.

05:07Manojji.

05:08Yes, sir.

05:09I'm Dharamji.

05:11Please take this, sir.

05:12What's it?

05:13Please take this pen.

05:14Yes.

05:15You'll read the text on this show.

05:16Yes.

05:17We'll read it.

05:19You'll read it.

05:20Okay.

05:21So,

05:23In the beginning.

05:24Arr...

05:25Yes.

05:26Yes.

05:27Just listen.

05:28You'll read it.

05:29Wow.

05:30Shilpa Ji,

05:31you're very big.

05:32Sony TV has been stuck in four sides.

05:41Good job.

05:42It's also a judge in the Super Dancers.

05:44And in the show in the judges.

05:46Now it's not far away, Shilpa Ji.

05:48When the sun is in the place of the sun, it will be your yoga.

05:56It's in your mouth.

05:59Archana Ji, learn something from Shilpa Ji.

06:02What?

06:03Until you will make a video of these stairs?

06:08Look at them.

06:10Every show has become a judge.

06:16Baba, this is a very wrong thing.

06:18Our Archana Ji was a story.

06:20It's a story.

06:21It's a story.

06:22It's a story.

06:23And it will be a story.

06:27When you write comedy in Hindustan,

06:29when you listen to the actors, Archana Ji,

06:31you will write your name.

06:37They love each other.

06:38Look at them, Madeline.

06:39Go to their house and talk to them.

06:41They are here for promotion.

06:43Talk to them here.

06:44Talk to them.

06:45I was doing it.

06:48Manoj, you haven't written anything.

06:51You were saying that they are a very big writer.

07:02Son,

07:03they have come to the promotion.

07:05You have to talk to them.

07:07I'm not talking to them, Papa.

07:09What happened?

07:10I'm very angry with IGT.

07:11Why?

07:11I'm very angry with India.

07:13They've got talent with this country.

07:15They've got talent.

07:16But I haven't found them.

07:17You know.

07:18Son,

07:19your father has never found your money today.

07:27This is his money.

07:28This is his money.

07:29Where are you going to find the corner from this place?

07:35You're going to find a hole in every place.

07:38This is the first person who has a hole in the hole.

07:42I don't know.

07:45I don't know.

07:46I'm not just a hole in the hole.

07:48I'll be cute too.

07:50You're for yourself.

07:54You're for others.

07:56You're for yourself.

07:59What's the matter, sir?

08:01What's the matter?

08:02There are big cars in your face.

08:05Come on.

08:06Come on.

08:07Come on.

08:09Hey, Papa.

08:11What are you pointing at?

08:13I'm pointing at driving the car.

08:16I'm going to drive the car.

08:21Papa, the car is like this.

08:23Yes.

08:24I'm on the other side.

08:26I'm on the phone.

08:27I'm on the other side.

08:28From the other side.

08:29The car is running.

08:30You can't use the phone.

08:31It's dangerous, Papa.

08:32Yes.

08:33You've also done the phone with me.

08:35Yes.

08:40I'm telling you.

08:41Don't do it.

08:42Don't do it.

08:43I'm running the car.

08:44I'm still doing the phone.

08:45Keep it.

08:46Keep it.

08:47Keep it.

08:48Keep it.

08:49Keep it.

08:50Keep it, Papa.

08:51Sorry.

08:53I'm sorry, Papa.

08:54You're running the car.

08:55Look in front.

08:56Look in front.

08:57I'll talk with Manojji.

08:58Come on.

08:59You haven't written anything yet?

09:00We haven't written anything yet.

09:02We haven't written anything yet.

09:03Let me tell you one more thing.

09:05You're a busy writer.

09:06Yes.

09:07There are so many busy writers

09:08that they wrote all the dialogue in Bahiu Bali.

09:11But they were so busy.

09:12They had to write one person's dialogue.

09:14Who?

09:15Who..

09:17Who asked...

09:18Who said what?

09:19We're not.

09:20What?

09:21We're not.

09:22How you are.

09:23We're not.

09:24We're not.

09:25So, we're not.

09:26We're not.

09:28We're not.

09:29We're not.

09:34We're not.

09:35We're not.

09:37What are you doing?

09:39One minute!

09:50What did you eat from the morning?

09:57Sorry.

09:58But I forgot.

10:01Dilpa,

10:03I remember today, Manoj.

10:06When I came to Mumbai first,

10:09What happened?

10:10I didn't have to eat.

10:12Oh!

10:13Archana.

10:15This lady ate me food, sir.

10:18I can't tell you.

10:20When I was depressed,

10:23when I was frustrated,

10:25I used to talk to my family on the phone.

10:29Oh!

10:30What?

10:31That's so sweet of you, Archana.

10:32It wasn't sweet. She had kidnapped me.

10:36Oh!

10:49Baadshah,

10:51We are going to be talking on stage for a long time.

10:55You're going to get out of your mouth.

10:58What?

11:00Okay.

11:01We'll take something.

11:03Hey!

11:04Papa!

11:05What are you doing again?

11:07What are you doing?

11:08I'm talking about playing dumb shit with them.

11:12This is English.

11:14This is Hindi.

11:16I'm talking about English, Hindi, dumb shit.

11:18I'm talking about everything, Papa.

11:20Okay.

11:21You've got all the details.

11:23All the details?

11:24Okay. Let's play dumb shit, Shilpa Ji.

11:26Okay?

11:27We'll play dumb shit with the names of the films.

11:29Okay, Papa.

11:30Okay?

11:31Let me tell you.

11:32Which film is Shilpa Ji?

11:35Which film is Shilpa Ji, Papa?

11:38Bazy Girl.

11:40How did it happen?

11:41How did it happen?

11:43Shah Rukh Khan gives him a gun like this.

11:47Okay.

11:49How did it happen?

11:50How did it happen?

11:51It's gone.

11:52No.

11:53No.

11:54No.

11:55I'll give you a chance.

11:56Okay?

11:57Tell me about Shilpa Ji.

11:58Which film is Shilpa Ji?

12:00How did it happen?

12:01What is the film?

12:02It's gone.

12:03It's gone.

12:04How did it happen?

12:05Look.

12:06My heart is gone.

12:07It's gone.

12:08It's gone.

12:09It's gone.

12:10It's gone.

12:11It's gone.

12:12It's gone.

12:13No.

12:14I don't know.

12:15I'll give you another chance.

12:18Tell me about this one. Which film?

12:20Again?

12:21Tell me about this one.

12:23I knew it.

12:24Bajigar!

12:26Dholkar!

12:27Then?

12:28How did this happen today?

12:30It was raining. I'm going to wash water.

12:37I won!

12:40How was it, Chilpa Ji? High five?

12:42This is what I'm talking about.

12:44I'm talking about this.

12:45Okay, I'll show you.

12:46I'll tell you which film is.

12:47Chilpa Ji's film, tell you which film is.

12:52Very simple.

12:53Bajigar.

12:54No.

12:55Dholkar.

12:56No.

12:57This is ten.

12:59How can it be?

13:00Five and five!

13:05Oh!

13:07Wow!

13:09Wow!

13:10Wow!

13:13Wow!

13:14Five and five, ten.

13:16Five and five.

13:17Five, five.

13:18Five, five.

13:19Five, five.

13:20Five and five.

13:21Five, how often happens, Baba?

13:22Five, five, six.

13:23Five, six, five.

13:24Five, six.

13:29Oh, oh, oh.

13:30Five, five.

13:31Yeah, five.

13:32You will come to your father. You come to the house.

13:35I will also take your tuition class in the maths.

13:39When you have to study 4-4 hours, you will get out of it.

13:44Don't cry, my son.

13:46No, okay, father.

13:47Don't cry.

13:48No, father, it's okay.

13:49Don't cry.

13:50No, I'm good.

13:51No, son.

13:52My son will eat a sandwich.

13:54I'll eat, father.

13:57You know, my son is very talented.

13:59Son, he has come to the house.

14:03He has come to the house.

14:08This is a very good house.

14:10Oh, my son.

14:12Can you see me?

14:13I'm seeing.

14:13Okay.

14:14So, I'm going to present you in front of your house.

14:29One minute, one minute.

14:31Gas is slow.

14:32Gas is slow.

14:38Gas is fast.

14:40Wow!

14:42You are here!

14:44You are here!

14:46You are here!

14:48From our side, a lot of people!

15:10You

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