- 5 days ago
Side Quest Season 1 Episode 4
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00Transcribed by ESSENTIAL
00:26Hey, Kelly.
00:27Kelly? Who is this Kelly of which you speak? For I am Sorosana, the undying mistress of light.
00:38Of course. My apologies, Lady Sorosana.
00:40Greetings, Devon. Happy Raid anniversary. Oh, or perhaps Raidiversary, eh?
00:46Ah, I like that. Can you believe that we've been playing together for four years?
00:50I cannot. It seems like only yesterday we were wee babes in battle.
00:57Hmm. Okay. Don't worry, y'all. The MVP has arrived.
01:04Oh, thank goodness, Rory, my queen. You're so extra.
01:08Happy Raid anniversary, bitches. Oh, Raidiversary.
01:12Ooh. Like it. Love it. Livin' it.
01:15Whoa. Digging the new gear, Dev. Ah, thanks.
01:18I did some grinding for XP. Wanted to look a little special for the occasion.
01:21Aw, you soup. Hey, y'all. Sorry I'm late.
01:25I got another notice plate that went all over my keyboard.
01:30Seth, the keyboard I got you for your birthday?
01:32Uh, it's okay. My keys are a little sticky, so my ranged attacks might not be great, but...
01:37I mean, your ranged attacks are always shit.
01:39Damn, Seth. Your own girlfriend dunking on you, man?
01:42Yep. Gotta love her.
01:44What up, sluts?
01:49Ready to click-kick this boss or what?
01:54What up?
01:55Happy Raidiversary, Freddy.
01:57Raidiversary? That's fucking lame.
01:59What? You're fucking lame.
02:01Stop.
02:02Yeah, yeah, yeah. You love me.
02:03Alright, whatever. Let's just get this shit started.
02:05We cannot. But one of our number is missing.
02:07Yeah, Dev, where's your brother?
02:09I don't know. He'll show up when he shows up.
02:11Anyway, apparently this boss is hard, but his attacks are pretty predictable,
02:14so make sure you have that gear from last raid equipped.
02:16Gotta find him. It's been a minute.
02:18We'll start ranged, and then we'll flank him before going in for the kill shot, okay?
02:21Ah, yes. Let's go already. My Adderall's kicking in.
02:23Can't. We gotta do the dance first.
02:25Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho!
02:27Sorry, man. You have to. Team Dab Queef has never failed a raid when we did the good luck dance.
02:32Bullshit. We've done this stupid dance for the last four years, and we get our asses kicked every single time.
02:36Come on, Freddy. Do the dance.
02:39Come on, Freddy. Freddy, you have to, dude.
02:42Come on, dude. It's our raidiversary, man.
02:44Let's do it. Let's do it.
02:45Alright, alright. Jesus Christ.
02:47Dab Queef. Dab Queef. Dab Queef. Dab Queef. Dab Queef. Dab Queef. Dab Queef. Dab Queef.
02:53Yay!
02:55проблема.
02:58What up, sluts?
03:03Mad, you found that social media stayed out.
03:04Hey, Ben. Hi, man.
03:05Did I miss the queef dance? I want to do the dance.
03:06Dab Queef. Dad Queef. Dab Queef.
03:07Hey, Ben. You're getting too close to the cave, buddy.
03:09Dad Queef. Bed. Dab Queef.
03:10No, no, no, no, no.
03:11Ben. Ben. Ben.의inh, Ben.
03:12�. Ben.
03:12You're gonna trigger...
03:19Fight.
03:20Oops.
03:32That thing's massive.
03:35So disgusting.
03:36Hey, whoa, Freddie, fall back.
03:37You're getting almost dead.
03:38What happened, Freddie?
03:39Vagina itching again?
03:40Are you sure there's a cream for it?
03:42Eat my whole ass, Rory.
03:43Gobble it up.
03:44Unwashed ass is hardly a meal pitfall queen.
03:46How about talk like a normal person, Kelly?
03:48Relax, man.
03:49Just wash your ass and maybe someone will eat it.
03:51I don't want anyone to eat my ass.
03:53Guys, guys, focus up.
03:55Everyone get behind me.
03:56Rory, cast blinding shock.
03:57Okay.
03:58Sorosana, hit him with an icicle blast.
03:59Yes, I am.
04:00Ready, use Inferno.
04:01Got you.
04:02Set.
04:03Get ready to look at night.
04:04Yeah.
04:05Ben.
04:06Ben, what are you doing?
04:07I'm burning.
04:08Ben?
04:09Shit, he's gonna do his own.
04:10Okay, we're just gonna burn our max abilities on my mark.
04:12Ready?
04:13Yes.
04:14Go!
04:15Team Dequeen!
04:17What the fuck happened?
04:21Are you serious?
04:24I need to heal.
04:26Uh, what's that?
04:27Fuck your girlfriend.
04:28Kill the thing.
04:29Shit, I'll turn around.
04:30What are you doing?
04:31I don't know.
04:32What are you doing?
04:33Damn it.
04:34What did I fucking tell you, weapon boy?
04:36Okay, he's almost dead.
04:37Everyone with me.
04:38We can still win this.
04:39Ready?
04:40Go!
04:41Yeah!
04:42Mrory, go, go, go.
04:43Go, go, go.
04:44Horse.
04:46Got it!
04:50Go, go, go, go, go, go.
04:52I found out how to do a double fart.
05:06It looks like a butt.
05:09I don't get it.
05:09What would cause the game to freak out like that?
05:11I bet you it's Rory and Seth's fault.
05:12They're probably at Seth's place sharing his shitty Wi-Fi
05:15so they can finger blast each other between boss fights.
05:17You're so disgusting.
05:19What's fingerblasting?
05:20Is that a spell?
05:21Teach me to fingerblast.
05:22Freddy, stop saying stuff like that along with my little brother.
05:25It's fine.
05:26It was your mom who taught me how to fingerblast.
05:28Mom, is Freddy?
05:29The game blitz for all of us, right?
05:31That means that there's something wrong with the game.
05:32Not our internet connections.
05:34Idiot.
05:34Oh, is someone jealous?
05:36Sorry I'm a boy genius and got a job out of high school
05:38while you turds have to rack up debt at college.
05:40Whatever.
05:41Can someone check Reddit
05:43and see if anyone else is having this problem?
05:45I'll do it, like I do everything around here.
05:47BRB.
05:48He's AFK.
05:49Someone mess with him.
05:50Debbie.
05:54Get him!
05:56Do you guys remember when he left for like 30 minutes
05:58to take a shit and we pushed him into a chasm?
06:01Yes, he was so pissed.
06:03I remember that.
06:04No, you don't.
06:05That was four years ago.
06:06You were like three when we started playing.
06:08And that reminds me.
06:09I got everyone Raidiversary gifts.
06:11Aw, happy Raidiversary.
06:14My heart.
06:14I'm glad I came.
06:16Me too.
06:17It's been hard to track you guys down.
06:18Feels like you and Rory are never free at the same time anymore.
06:20Yeah.
06:21Yeah, you know.
06:22Sorry.
06:22Just been busy.
06:23I miss getting to hang out with you guys in person.
06:25I too miss the proximity of your flesh.
06:28Babe, you gotta stop talking about people's flesh.
06:31It's creepy.
06:31Oh, yes.
06:32Your musky essence.
06:34No.
06:34Where's my present?
06:36Uh, your present is you can keep farting on Freddy.
06:39Yay!
06:40All right, I'm back, bitches.
06:41Oh, what the fuck are you doing, you little prick?
06:45Look, assholes.
06:46Kuzas over at MQ haven't patched the servers in forever,
06:49so now it's lagging whenever there's a raiding party
06:51of more than five people.
06:52What does that mean?
06:53Okay, so it means for the game to work,
06:55one of us has to go.
06:57Okay, smartest.
06:57Does that mean that like someone has to get kicked out of the group?
07:00Yes, are you all fucking illiterate,
07:02or is it like a couple thing, or what?
07:04No.
07:04Yes, that's what I'm saying.
07:05No way, that's not happening.
07:06Yeah, maybe we can just reschedule or something.
07:08No, we can't reschedule.
07:10This is our raiding-versary.
07:12I had to beg you guys for weeks to clear your schedules for this.
07:14Come on, we gotta do it tonight.
07:16Okay, then you have to kick someone out.
07:19Now.
07:20Shit.
07:28That can't be the only solution.
07:29Sorry, man.
07:30You wanna finish the raid?
07:31Someone's gotta go.
07:32And my vote's on T-Bagger over there.
07:34I can't kick him.
07:35Dude, I'm babysitting.
07:36If he's not playing, he's gonna get into shit.
07:37Why are you the nanny?
07:38Your mom too busy getting finger blasted at work?
07:40I didn't sit up with you and finger blasted.
07:42I like it.
07:42I'm just, I'm just watching him tonight.
07:44Mom says it's his way of painting red.
07:46Says he's gonna keep living here with me.
07:49Brothers and roommates, roommates and brothers,
07:52playing games together forever and ever.
07:54Wait, you're living at home?
07:55I thought you were going to ASU.
07:56Yeah, I missed the application deadline, so.
07:59Oh, Devin, my condolences.
08:01Will you reapply, or?
08:02I'm figuring it out.
08:03We need to focus.
08:05What are we gonna do about the glitch?
08:06I mean, we should obviously kick Freddy.
08:08Oh, good luck.
08:09I'm the best player on this piece of shit team.
08:10Just kick Rory.
08:11She's been half-assing it for months anyway.
08:13Choking your real dolls with that clip.
08:15I choked on a Lego man head one time.
08:17We're not kicking Rory.
08:18Besides, we'd lose Seth too.
08:20He wouldn't want to keep playing if he forced out his girlfriend.
08:22And you would be thrice bereft.
08:24If Rory leaves, so too shall I.
08:26For we are soul bonded in sisterhood.
08:29Our connection unbreakable.
08:30Like the steel of a-
08:31Oh my God, just lose Renfair over here.
08:33Everyone hears what I'm hearing, right?
08:34I feel fucking insane.
08:36The fuck?
08:37Guys, stop it.
08:38No one's leaving.
08:39We're finishing this raid together.
08:41I've got a plan.
08:45Once Rory, Sorzana, and Seth finish softening up the enemies,
08:56I'll send Ben and Freddy in, all right?
08:57As long as all of us aren't in there at the same time,
08:59it shouldn't trigger the glitch.
09:00Got it?
09:01Yeah, I got it.
09:01Yeah.
09:03Ben?
09:04Ben?
09:04What the hell are you doing?
09:06Doing the same Freddy Tommy.
09:07Stop that.
09:08I need you to focus.
09:09Just go over there and practice your actual attacks, okay?
09:13Okay.
09:14Oh, yay.
09:15Hey, Freddy.
09:17Um, did you ever hear back from your boss about my resume?
09:22Uh, yeah.
09:24They, um, rejected it.
09:27Not enough relevant experience or something?
09:30Oh, okay.
09:32Sorry, man.
09:33Yeah, that's-
09:33That's okay.
09:34Yeah, I get it.
09:36Um, squad's back.
09:39Better get in there.
09:41Come on, Ben.
09:41Let's go!
09:42Okay, well, it didn't glitch, but we didn't do shit to those demons.
09:46Mostly because Seth was ignoring all my shot calling.
09:48Well, I'm sorry.
09:48I thought they were bad calls.
09:49You would know all about bad calls now, wouldn't you, Knave?
09:53I see right through you, Seth.
09:56Son of Renee, the overbearing, and Tim, the absent.
09:59Kelly?
10:00Sorasana!
10:00Sorasana!
10:01Just please, don't.
10:02Uh, what's going on?
10:04I don't know.
10:05Why don't you ask Seth?
10:06Unless the absence of a heart has rendered him mute.
10:09You know what, Kelly?
10:10Guys, please.
10:13Seth and I broke up, Dev.
10:16What?
10:17Just now?
10:18What the hell happened in there?
10:20No, it happened right after the last raid we did.
10:23I knew it.
10:24I knew if you started dating and you broke up,
10:26it would fuck up their guilt and people would stop playing.
10:28This is why we didn't tell you, man.
10:29You're so intense about this game.
10:31We're both here now, so can you just chill?
10:34I'm chill.
10:34I just can't believe this is how we're all finding out.
10:37Well, I, the most trusted ever in a sanctum, knew.
10:41And soon we shall share a sanctum at UC Santa Cruz.
10:45Go bananas logs.
10:47Ooh, me some besties.
10:48Besties that...
10:49Read the room, Kelly.
10:51You good, Dev?
10:52Yeah, I'm fine.
10:53If you guys are fine, I'm fine.
10:56Let's just keep playing.
11:00Well, it didn't glitch, and I cleared the chamber.
11:03I myself.
11:03He spent the whole time teapagging skeletons, dude.
11:06I was trying to fingerblast, but no one would teach me.
11:09Look, we got through this battle, but this plan is sketchy.
11:11The enemies are only going to get harder, even without the glitch.
11:14And if fingerblast McGee keeps dicking around,
11:15he could fuck up the whole raid.
11:16All right, I'll handle it.
11:19Look, Ben, I don't think you understand how important this is, okay?
11:22We need to focus.
11:23We got to beat this raid.
11:24I'm focused.
11:25I have to be to do the farts.
11:26All right, but let's take that energy and work on your actual attacks.
11:31Charge up your decisive strike, but don't release it until I tell you, all right?
11:36And now.
11:38Whoa!
11:38Great!
11:40I'm proud of you, buddy.
11:40That was awesome.
11:41You're a good teacher, Devin.
11:43Oh.
11:43Well, thanks.
11:44Yeah, when we first started, I had to teach everyone how to play,
11:47so I guess I kind of got good at it.
11:49It's fun playing with you, sluts.
11:50Ben, stop saying...
11:52You know what?
11:53Never mind.
11:53Let's get in there, slut.
11:55Yeah, slut brothers!
11:57Fucking Freddy.
12:02Listen up, everyone.
12:03We're going to tackle this boss one person at a time.
12:05Damage dealers first, the support in the back for healing and buffs.
12:08If we stay sharp and we stick to the plan,
12:10we should be able to take down this boss without triggering the glitch.
12:12We got this.
12:14Team Dab Queep on three.
12:15One, two, three.
12:17Team Dab Queep!
12:20Shit.
12:21God damn it.
12:23Ben.
12:23Let's go!
12:26What's up, Ben?
12:28Fuck it.
12:28Pears.
12:29Rory and Sorosana.
12:30Focus up, guys.
12:32Move!
12:33Whoa!
12:35Sons!
12:36Banquets!
12:37Shit!
12:37Seth!
12:37Freddy!
12:39Shit, turd!
12:40Damn it!
12:41Dumbass!
12:42Rory and Ben?
12:51Rick, I've got to do something.
12:53These sluts are counting on me.
12:54Maybe if I try a different weapon.
12:56Dumbass!
13:05Vick, I've got to do something.
13:06Dumbass!
13:06Fick, I've got to.
13:07Look, Ben is still respawning.
13:09Let's all try to rush the Gorgon before he gets back in.
13:13Dib, I've got to leave!
13:15Guys, be down!
13:16Dib, I've got to leave!
13:17Yeah!
13:18Guys, this is working!
13:18No, no, no, keep going!
13:19Vick, I've got to leave!
13:20Vick!
13:21Wait, wait, wait!
13:22No!
13:22What the hell?
13:23I experienced!
13:24I was about to death!
13:25I was about to death!
13:25I was about to death!
13:26God damn it, Ben. What was that?
13:30I think I had a speaker blast.
13:32Screw it. That's it. I'm kicking him out.
13:34My mom can yell at me later.
13:35Come on, Dev. He's a kid. He doesn't know any better.
13:38He's fucking up our game.
13:39Someone has to go or the game is going to keep glitching.
13:42It's got to be him.
13:43Look, if it makes things easier, I can go.
13:45I have something I need to get to anyway.
13:47What plans could you possibly have?
13:49You're the most boring fucking person in the world, Dev.
13:51Shut up, Freddy.
13:52Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sure you're busy.
13:54You probably got historically accurate Civil War minifigs to paint
13:57or, like, a home and garden magazine to jack off to.
13:59I'm meeting my girlfriend.
14:00Okay.
14:01You're what?
14:03You're dating someone?
14:06You rake.
14:08I'm dating Kristen Davis.
14:09Hold on. Piss Stain Davis?
14:12You're dating Piss Stain Davis.
14:13Okay, that was in second grade, and she didn't piss herself.
14:16She sat on her water bottle.
14:18Guys.
14:18Why did it smell like piss, bro?
14:20Guys, stop it, okay? None of you are leaving.
14:23Ben is leaving.
14:23Hey, are you sure, Dev?
14:25Yeah, yeah.
14:26Yeah, it's fine.
14:27Just give me a second to talk to him.
14:29Okay, we'll go AFK.
14:35Look, Ben, you gotta go.
14:37I don't actually have to go. I'm just farting.
14:40No, I mean...
14:42I need you to leave the game.
14:45What do you mean?
14:47You heard me, buddy.
14:48You gotta log off.
14:50But I did the attacks like you taught me.
14:52I know you did.
14:53And I listened.
14:54And I know I didn't think of last, but I thought I was hoping.
14:56Ben, come on.
14:58I just want to play with you.
15:00Brothers and roommates.
15:01Roommates and brothers.
15:03You don't get it, Ben.
15:05Okay?
15:06This is me and my friend's game, and you're messing it up.
15:08You gotta go.
15:09Are you guys good?
15:21Fine, let's go.
15:30Jesus, finally.
15:31It took us five fucking years to get here.
15:33Well, it's not over yet.
15:34I read that the final boss is crazy hard,
15:36so here's what we're gonna do.
15:37There's three activation circles,
15:40and if we activate all three, a shield will appear,
15:42and it'll give us at least a chance of beating this thing.
15:44So, Seth, you'll start by casting Shadow Step, and then...
15:46Okay.
15:48Uh...
15:48Shit.
15:50I gotta...
15:50I gotta take this.
15:52Hey, Mom.
15:53What?
15:54No?
15:54I mean...
15:55Yeah, yes.
15:56I asked him to leave, but...
15:57Mom?
15:58Mom, stop yelling.
16:00Yikes.
16:02Uh, guys, maybe I should just leave.
16:04It seems like things are getting tense over there.
16:06Yeah, go right along to Pistain.
16:07I hope we give each other Giardia.
16:09Yes!
16:09Drag him!
16:10Drag him to the depths of hell!
16:12Her name is Kristen, Rory.
16:13Hey, hey, guys.
16:15Sorry about that.
16:15Hey, Dev, Seth is gonna fuck off,
16:17so you might want to rethink your game plan.
16:19Wait, what?
16:19If you're gonna go, go.
16:20Don't tell me what to do.
16:21You said it already, like, ten times.
16:22Come on, guys.
16:23Neither of you are leaving.
16:24Let's go.
16:25Let the whelp flee, Devon.
16:27Let him flee to his piss cave with his piss queen.
16:29You know what?
16:29Shut the fuck up, Kelly.
16:31Don't talk to her like that.
16:32Jesus fucking Christ.
16:33That's enough with the soap opera.
16:34Can't wait to get the hell out of this guild.
16:35You know what?
16:36Fuck it.
16:36I'm starting it.
16:37What the hell?
16:38No, no, no, no.
16:39Thanks, Freddy.
16:40All right.
16:41Freddy.
16:47Aim for their eyes, dumbass.
16:49God, why are you such a dick, Rory?
16:51See?
16:52This is why we broke up.
16:53Um, no.
16:54We broke up because you don't have a life.
16:56You just sit around in your underwear watching anime.
16:58I have a life.
17:00It's just better with Kristen.
17:02Fuck you, Seth.
17:03Freddy, what did you mean?
17:08Are you not playing anymore?
17:10Uh, I mean, I found a guild at Google, Clithounds, and I'm going to join them.
17:15I just don't have enough XP, but once we fuck up the boss, I'll be able to level up and join them.
17:19So you're just using us?
17:20I, uh, yeah, I guess if we win.
17:23I should have known you prefer girls who have mouth-breathed and write Dragon Ball Z porn.
17:26No, I prefer girls that aren't so obsessed with trying to be cool that they shame their boyfriends for liking the stuff that they like.
17:31How dare you besmirch the name of Rory, daughter of Ken, adjuster of claims, sister to Rachel.
17:36Kelly, Kelly, before you do all that, why don't you ask her about her roommate situation at Santa Cruz?
17:41Seth, don't.
17:45Shit.
17:45Shit.
17:46I can't believe you're ditching us.
17:48Look, I'm sorry, I guess, but, like, I've just kind of have crone you guys because I've been personal.
17:53How can it not be personal? You're bailing on your friends, dude.
17:55Don't make me out to be the bad guy just because I have my life together, okay?
17:59What bile does Seth the Serpent spit, Rory?
18:03Just forget it. He's being an asshole.
18:04I'm being the asshole? I'm not the one lying to my friend.
18:08What is he talking about, Rory?
18:10I-I-I-I have my life together. I'm getting it together.
18:14Bro, we both know that's not true.
18:16It's not a big deal, Kelly.
18:18Tell her, Rory.
18:21Or I will.
18:23I don't want to be your roommate.
18:26What?
18:26Oh, oh!
18:27Why?
18:29R-Rory, why?
18:32Why? Rory!
18:34Rory, why?
18:36Because you're fucking weird.
18:37Whoa, guys.
18:39Kelly, you're just...
18:40You're a lot.
18:41It's exhausting.
18:43I just want a fresh start at college, okay?
18:45I knew you were a bitch, Rory, but damn.
18:50Hey, shut the fuck up, Freddy.
18:52Why are you defending him?
18:53Hey!
18:53Your ball's deep in piss pain now, dude.
18:55Guys, stop it.
18:57Stop attacking each other.
18:58We're friends.
18:59Maybe we're not friends.
19:02We were, but...
19:03But maybe we're not anymore.
19:05Guys, can we...
19:20Can we maybe go to video chat for a second?
19:22All right.
19:29So?
19:30Uh, look.
19:33I know that got heated.
19:35Um, so maybe we should just...
19:38I'll, like, talk about what happened.
19:40Right?
19:42I might just go hang out with Kristen.
19:45Yeah, I'm, um...
19:46I'm out, too.
19:47Guys, we can't...
19:51We can't leave the night like this.
19:53We need to talk about this.
19:54No one wants to talk, Dev.
19:58Okay.
19:59Okay.
20:00I get it.
20:01We don't have to.
20:03That's...
20:03Um...
20:06Let's just reschedule.
20:07When's everyone free next?
20:08Guys.
20:13Come on.
20:13We have to finish this raid,
20:14and then we have, like,
20:15four other quests in our queue.
20:17Dude.
20:19Let it go.
20:20It's...
20:20It's over.
20:21We're not playing anymore.
20:22Okay.
20:23Fuck off, Freddy.
20:24Yes, yes, yes, we are.
20:25Okay?
20:25He's great.
20:27It's over.
20:29Everything has its time,
20:30and everything dies.
20:32No!
20:33No!
20:33It doesn't have to die!
20:34Not everything has to die, okay?
20:39We've gone through so much together, guys.
20:42We can fix this!
20:45We can...
20:45Freddy was right.
20:53My life's a fucking mess.
20:55Right?
20:56I don't have a job
20:57or a relationship.
21:00You know?
21:01I'm not going to school.
21:02I'm living with my little brother,
21:04for fuck's sake!
21:08I don't...
21:09Look, I don't know what I'm going to do, okay?
21:11I just...
21:12I don't...
21:12I don't have anything else.
21:17This game,
21:18our guild...
21:21That's all I have, okay?
21:22Please just...
21:24Don't go.
21:27Please.
21:31Um...
21:32I'm sorry, man.
21:34But...
21:34This is supposed to be fun.
21:37And it's just not anymore.
21:41See you around, bro.
21:42Hey!
21:43I hate to say it, Def,
21:47but I kind of agree with Freddy.
21:51But I'll...
21:53call you later, okay?
21:56Love you, man.
21:57Bye, Dove.
22:05Bye, Dove.
22:05Well...
22:06Good luck with...
22:08everything.
22:11No.
22:13She...
22:13Kelly.
22:18For a time,
22:19you were a just...
22:20and noble leader.
22:21I'm sorry, Def.
22:23I...
22:23I...
22:25I'm sorry, Def.
22:27I...
22:28I...
22:28I'll see you.
22:28Oh, my God.
22:58Oh, my God.
23:28Oh, my God.
23:30Uh, flagon of sweet ambrosia, my good man?
23:34Kelly, I'm, uh, Taurasana.
23:36Oh, salutations, Devin.
23:39I'm surprised to see you online.
23:41Oh, and it's actually, um,
23:43Nivis Luthana now.
23:45I joined a new guild.
23:46I was just logging on and transferring an item
23:48to my new character.
23:49That's great.
23:50I'm glad you're still playing.
23:52Yeah.
23:53I don't suppose you'd like to join?
23:56Does everyone, um, roleplay?
23:58I'm not up on the Elvish.
24:00It means we all speak Elvish.
24:02Yeah, um, I'm good.
24:03How's college?
24:04Oh, I actually didn't end up going.
24:06It turns out doing in-character mukbangs on Twitch
24:08is highly lucrative.
24:11Wait, what?
24:12Yeah.
24:12Yesterday, I ate six Nashville hot chicken sandwiches
24:15for $3,000, I would say.
24:17Oh, my God.
24:19What about you?
24:20What have you been up to?
24:21I'm, I mean, I'm, I'm working a bunch,
24:23mostly saving up, eating normal amounts of food.
24:25I'm actually applying to schools again.
24:27I'm, I'm thinking about being a teacher.
24:29That's so wonderful.
24:31Oh, you would be an excellent educator.
24:35And, um, well, have you been playing at all?
24:37Or?
24:38Uh, sometimes, yeah.
24:40It's, um, it's not really the same.
24:42Hmm.
24:43Um, you know, I often think of our adventures together.
24:48Our coarse but lively camaraderie.
24:54A bond I thought, immutable.
24:58And at times, those memories fill me with sadness.
25:03But most often, I'm touched by a deep and abiding gratitude
25:10for the connection that we all shared.
25:16Sometimes, love lasts only for a season.
25:20But what a bountiful season it was.
25:25Verily.
25:28Verily?
25:28Thanks, Kevin.
25:33Oh, look.
25:34Young Master Ben is online.
25:35Oh.
25:36Should we, uh, see what he's up to?
25:38Yeah.
25:39I'm the best gamer in the world.
25:47Oh!
25:47Seven!
25:49Guys, it's my brother!
25:50Everybody fart like I taught you!
25:52Three, two, one!
25:57The legacy of farting lives on.
26:00Good job, buddy.
26:01You know, actually, is there any space in your guild, or?
26:11Oh, that means yes, of course.
26:14You know what, never mind.
26:15No, no, no, no, no, I can teach you.
26:16Just repeat after me.
26:17Do, thrill, azul.
26:19Do, thrill, azul.
26:21Do, thrill, azul.
26:22Yes.
26:23Yes.
26:24Yes, yes, you got it!
26:27Yeah, all right.
26:28All right, maybe I can do this.
26:29Maybe I can do this.
26:29Absolutely.
26:30All right.
26:39Now that the furniture's returning to its goodwill home
26:45With dishes in last week's papers
26:51Rumors and elections
26:53Of crosswords on unending war
26:56To blacken our fingers
26:59Smear their prints
27:01On every door pulled shot
27:03Now that the last month's rent
27:09Is scheming with the damaged deposit
27:12Take this moment to decide
27:15If we meant it, if we tried
27:20Or felt around for far too much
27:25From things that accidentally touch
27:29The hands that we nearly hold
27:37With panties for the GST
27:40For more information on the wall
27:41And the other one
27:41The last month's rent
Recommended
34:08
|
Up next
29:24
28:13
1:53:18
1:35:12
44:18
47:57
46:31
1:24:09
50:24
44:42
36:52
46:25
57:15
57:33
1:01:09
57:25
52:00
53:58
58:37
52:00
Be the first to comment