🎬🎭 Enjoy a rare treat with Buster Keaton in Li’l Abner (Trouble Chaser), a 1940 comedy short based on Al Capp’s popular comic strip Li’l Abner. In this fun outing, Keaton steps into a supporting role, bringing his trademark deadpan humor and physical comedy to a lively adaptation of one of America’s most beloved comic characters.
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✨ About the Film:
Produced by Columbia Pictures, this short follows the misadventures of the folks from Dogpatch, with a mix of slapstick gags and comic-strip antics. While Li’l Abner is the central character, Keaton’s presence adds a nostalgic touch of silent-era brilliance, making this short a fascinating blend of old and new comedy traditions.
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👉 Watch the full Buster Keaton Collection Playlist here:
🔗 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYSxyPafGbnSaCgjW1IfpzrT1Bcp7WM0s
✨ About the Film:
Produced by Columbia Pictures, this short follows the misadventures of the folks from Dogpatch, with a mix of slapstick gags and comic-strip antics. While Li’l Abner is the central character, Keaton’s presence adds a nostalgic touch of silent-era brilliance, making this short a fascinating blend of old and new comedy traditions.
💡 Perfect for fans of:
✔️ Buster Keaton’s Later Career 🎩
✔️ Comic Strip Adaptations 📖
✔️ 1940s Columbia Comedy Shorts 🎥
✔️ Rare & Overlooked Keaton Performances 🌟
📌 Don’t forget to Like 👍 | Comment 💬 | Subscribe 🔔 for more rare classics & timeless comedy gems.
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00:00:00Little Abner, ooh-hoo, Little Abner, ooh-hoo
00:00:05Every gal in town is after Little Abner, poor Abner
00:00:10He's a super bad at swimmin', he'll give any man a trimmin'
00:00:16But when it comes to kissin' pretty women
00:00:18Little Abner goes, go, go, go, Daisy may pursues him
00:00:23He always runs away
00:00:26Daisy hollers, whoa, but you ought to see him go on Sadie Hawkins Day
00:00:31Little Abner, ooh-hoo, Little Abner, ooh-hoo
00:00:36He's the biggest catchin' dog patch
00:00:39Little Abner, Little Abner, he's the handsome and the dashing
00:00:44Gals can't stop their mashing
00:00:47But when they whisper, what's your secret passion?
00:00:50Little Abner says, pork chops, go
00:00:56Daisy may
00:01:06Come on, Daisy may
00:01:14It's getting up time
00:01:17Morning, granny
00:01:18Stop your son up
00:01:19And don't forget, you gotta get yourself old pretty duck
00:01:23Because your cousin Delightful's comin' over from Pineapple Junction today
00:01:27I'll remember his granny
00:01:28Heee!
00:01:31Hi-ho!
00:01:33Large that lonesome polecat a-messin' round
00:01:36Him and that Harless Joe are two of the most wuffless bachelors they is
00:01:42Well, stir yourself, gal
00:01:46Heee!
00:01:50Hi-ho!
00:01:52Heee!
00:01:52Heee!
00:01:54Yeee!
00:01:56Joe!
00:01:57Joe?
00:01:58Harless Joe!
00:02:01What you want, Granny's Greg?
00:02:03Tell that no-crown polecat to stop makin' them crazy noises
00:02:08And get me a bucket of water
00:02:10And you'll crush me up some cookin' wood
00:02:13Waterless bachelors
00:02:15Yeee!
00:02:17Yeee!
00:02:19What you doin' here, polecat?
00:02:25Me call great spirit
00:02:27Make him fire like
00:02:29Ancest Thor
00:02:30Maybe Ancest Thor didn't tell secret
00:02:34Yeah
00:02:35Get some water for Granny
00:02:37I'll get the killing
00:02:39Where's the axe?
00:02:43Me trade him to Mary and Sam
00:02:44For firebox
00:02:46Why don't you lie there?
00:02:51Firebox no good
00:02:52On quest
00:02:58Can I do?
00:03:00Here
00:03:01Good
00:03:01Good
00:03:02Good
00:03:02Good
00:03:17Good
00:03:17Good
00:03:21It's a pity you ain't married, so we wouldn't be putting up with them waspeless critters to get a little work done.
00:03:33But, Granny, I told you to...
00:03:34Look at you.
00:03:35There you stand with the best years of your life behind you.
00:03:39And nearly a high in your hair of a husband has you got.
00:03:42But I ain't interested in marrying just any men, folks.
00:03:45I love little Abner.
00:03:47Pretty soon the men, folks, ain't even going to look at you.
00:03:49They desire youngers.
00:03:52Gals will spook.
00:03:55I don't care.
00:03:58It's only little Abner I was waiting for.
00:04:01Judge, you would, Granny.
00:04:03Well, it's about time.
00:04:08You're going to come, sir.
00:04:15You clumsy idiot.
00:04:17You trying to knock over our poor little house?
00:04:22I only brung a handful, Granny, and you told me to pile it close to the cabin.
00:04:28I'll die.
00:04:29Help.
00:04:30Take them water.
00:04:32If I can't chew salt anymore, I want to get my house out.
00:04:36I'll...
00:04:37It's Granny.
00:04:52Well, can me, Brown?
00:04:55Oh, he can't help it.
00:04:57He's stupid.
00:04:59It sure is.
00:05:01And so are you, you big lummets.
00:05:05There'll be the death of me, yes.
00:05:07Oh, if Daisy May could only get that little Abner.
00:05:19Is you very hungry this morning, son?
00:05:22Not ravenous, Mammy.
00:05:23Just kind of.
00:05:24Well, in that case, I'll only put on just a few more.
00:05:35Is he up, Pappy?
00:05:41Pappy!
00:05:42Is he up?
00:05:43He's sure to prime my patience.
00:05:53I's a-coming, Pansy.
00:05:56I's a-wait.
00:05:57I'm coming.
00:05:58Here, son.
00:06:00Set yourself.
00:06:08I sure is hungry.
00:06:13Someday, I ain't gonna wake you up for breakfast.
00:06:16And you're gonna sleep right through all your meals.
00:06:18Oh, one happy day.
00:06:20I reckons we has the finest food in all the world.
00:06:23Polk chops and eggs for breakfast.
00:06:25Polk chops and goobers for lunch.
00:06:27And for supper, more polk chops.
00:06:30Even though this ain't Sunday, we might...
00:06:32Now, don't you start getting your mouth set for them preserved turnips,
00:06:36Lucifer, ornamental locum.
00:06:39Little Abner's taking them to the store directly after breakfast.
00:06:43See if you can make out this printing.
00:06:55What do you make of it?
00:06:57Nothing.
00:06:58Good for fire.
00:06:59No, no.
00:07:00Readin'.
00:07:02Howdy, fellas.
00:07:03Howdy, little Abner.
00:07:06Him read printing?
00:07:07Sure does.
00:07:08I can read writing and reading, too.
00:07:09Oh, you're the most intelligent young gentleman in Dove Badge.
00:07:14I reckon I is.
00:07:15What him say?
00:07:16Among the distinguished visitors...
00:07:28Well, tickle my bones.
00:07:31That certainly do sound burning.
00:07:33Will be Dr. James A. Barber, the celebrated...
00:07:45Printing's all mixed up, y'all.
00:07:51I reckon I'd better study it out.
00:07:53P-S-Y-C-H.
00:08:00What's that?
00:08:01Maybe it's a woodpecker.
00:08:05Shh.
00:08:06Maybe it's skunk hollers.
00:08:08Oh.
00:08:09Why, it's Cicero Gruntz.
00:08:21Oh.
00:08:22It's your little Abner.
00:08:23What are you doing here, boy?
00:08:25Oh, nothing.
00:08:26Just hanging these up for the sheriff.
00:08:29Don't you tell nobody you saw me with these papers.
00:08:32Go fetch yourself, Cicero Gruntz.
00:08:34We won't.
00:08:34What'd him say?
00:08:39$25 reward for Earthquake Magoon.
00:08:43Date or a lie.
00:08:45Better date.
00:08:46For robbing the first state bank of Jonesville.
00:08:50The sheriff.
00:08:51Hmm.
00:08:55And you would really say $25 cash money?
00:09:00That's what it say.
00:09:01Oh, that sheriff must think we all idiots.
00:09:06They ain't that much money in the whole of Tarnation.
00:09:10Oh, shit.
00:09:11What's the use of talking?
00:09:12Anyone knows you can't go with a skunk holler and come out alive.
00:09:17So our guess is Magoon's safe.
00:09:20Hey.
00:09:21Didn't I told you that paper ain't meant for making fire?
00:09:26Yeah.
00:09:26You'll keep it, little Abner.
00:09:28Maybe you can read again for us.
00:09:29I'll be glad to.
00:09:32Well, I gotta get it going.
00:09:34So long.
00:09:35So long.
00:09:49$25.
00:09:50Oh, come on.
00:09:59Yo-wee!
00:10:12Yo-wee!
00:10:13Hey!
00:10:14Me make them fire.
00:10:16Ancestor, very clever people.
00:10:17Howdy, delightful.
00:10:32Morning, Granny Stagg.
00:10:38Delightful?
00:10:39Every time you come to visit, you just have messes of boys hanging around.
00:10:43Messes is right.
00:10:45You've never seen such messes as some of them boys.
00:10:48Four days you may, she can't get even one.
00:10:51Oh, that's too bad.
00:10:53She's welcome to any of these.
00:10:56I don't think she'd be interested.
00:10:58She's plumb salt on just one boy.
00:11:01Where is she?
00:11:03Down large, chasing after that little Abner.
00:11:05Miss, you mean that big, handsome boy?
00:11:09Mm-hmm.
00:11:11Mm-hmm.
00:11:13I think I'll go down and look up for Daisy Mae.
00:11:19That's all, boys.
00:11:21Lovely.
00:11:39That's what he is.
00:11:40Just plain lovely.
00:11:42Little Abner, you.
00:11:53The same.
00:11:55Is she going north to Pineapple Junction?
00:11:57No.
00:11:58Is she maybe headed south for Sweet Fatuity Corners?
00:12:01No.
00:12:02Why is she headed for, little Abner?
00:12:04I'm headed for Sotar to Johnstall.
00:12:06I will ask for and receive five pounds of boiled ham, one spool of thread number ten white,
00:12:12one can of Pineapple, two pounds of cheese, half soles for Pappy's Boots,
00:12:16one large jar of Sweet Fatuity, one large jar of sour pickle,
00:12:19one bottle of ketchup, one bottle of mustard,
00:12:22one can of Fee Potter for salome, two twists of pipe tobacco for my mammy.
00:12:27That, ah, turns on my heel, makes a beeline for home.
00:12:31What a P. Cruey, our coincidence.
00:12:33I said it for Tholf out of Johnstall, likewise.
00:12:35And likewise, I used to turn it on my heel and make a beeline back drop.
00:12:40Oh.
00:12:44Thou's.
00:12:46Thou's no reason why we can't walk together, is there?
00:12:50Ain't no law, Janet.
00:12:51Oh, my ankle.
00:13:07Help!
00:13:09I twisted my ankle!
00:13:11Oh, shacks!
00:13:13I reckon I must have stepped on a loose rock.
00:13:22Oh!
00:13:24Guess I can't walk unless I have someone strong to hold on to.
00:13:28Wait here, I'll see if there's someone strong around.
00:13:31Yours strong, and yours are round.
00:13:39Supposing I does help you.
00:13:41There's nothing romanical about it.
00:13:43We both understand that.
00:13:44Don't we?
00:13:45Yes, little Adner.
00:13:48Give me your arm.
00:13:53What party flowers!
00:13:55Oh!
00:14:09Show his fragrance.
00:14:10Smell it, little Adner.
00:14:13Uh-huh.
00:14:19Oh!
00:14:20Oh!
00:14:21Love is what little Adner's in, uh, with Daisy Mae.
00:14:26That's a lie!
00:14:28Oh!
00:14:29Walking arm in arm with your heads close together.
00:14:32A smell of flower.
00:14:34Worst case love I ever seed.
00:14:36Ah, hates love.
00:14:38What's about her to be a love of?
00:14:40She's only got golden yellow hair.
00:14:42No more golden yellow than the summer sun.
00:14:44Her eyes are only as blue as the sky.
00:14:47The teeth are no more white or shiny than pearls.
00:14:51As for her cheeks,
00:14:52I can show you plenty of peaches
00:14:54which is almost as soft and pink and white.
00:14:59You'll think love is what I is in love with her.
00:15:02You'll take that back!
00:15:05Little, little Adner,
00:15:07you'll was right.
00:15:08She is just a ordinary,
00:15:10yellow-haired, blue-eyed, pinky-cheeked gal.
00:15:13Just like you'll say,
00:15:14anybody be a fool to be in love with her.
00:15:16Yes, sir, an awful fool.
00:15:18Oh, it wasn't for you about me.
00:15:26On account of what you done said about Daisy Mae.
00:15:28Oh, I said it was what you said.
00:15:31She wrecked.
00:15:31Only you said as if you meant it.
00:15:36Wait for me to, Labner.
00:15:39I'll walk by myself, thank you.
00:15:41You're always getting me talked about.
00:15:43Oh, gosh!
00:15:56Daisy Mae.
00:15:58I sure are powerful glad to see you.
00:16:01Same here, delightful.
00:16:02What for, you let him get away?
00:16:04I couldn't help it.
00:16:06I loves him so.
00:16:08What can be wrong?
00:16:09Maybe you need the new technique.
00:16:12Technique?
00:16:12What's that?
00:16:14Oh, that's what you gotta have to get him.
00:16:18Let's see.
00:16:19He's the tall, dark, and ignorant type.
00:16:24A boy like him requires only the crudest technique.
00:16:29It's the, uh...
00:16:31Yoo-hoo, les-woo.
00:16:35Then do as your conscience tells you.
00:16:38Technique.
00:16:39Sure wish I had some.
00:16:41I'll show you how it's done.
00:16:43Will ya?
00:16:44There's nothing to it.
00:16:48Hello, little Labner.
00:16:49Howdy, Mr. Old-Timer.
00:16:55Look at her.
00:16:57Ain't she the most humorous-looking gal you ever see?
00:16:59Look at the bugle on her.
00:17:04Boys.
00:17:05Boys.
00:17:06You're always too young and innocent to know what you're laughing at.
00:17:09What do you mean, old-timer?
00:17:11What's this Sadie Hawkins' day?
00:17:13A long time ago, this gal, uh...
00:17:16Sadie Hawkins, lived right here in Dogpatch.
00:17:19For years, she tried to catch herself a husband.
00:17:22Didn't have no luck.
00:17:23Finally, her pappy, who was the mayor,
00:17:25called all the bachelors of Dogpatch together,
00:17:28pulled out his gun, and says,
00:17:30I declare today Sadie Hawkins' day.
00:17:33When I fires my gun,
00:17:35y'all can begin a-running.
00:17:37After you've got a fair start, Sadie'll take out.
00:17:40And the man she catches is gonna be her husband.
00:17:43That's how it started.
00:17:44Now, every year,
00:17:46when Sadie Hawkins' day rolls around,
00:17:48life ain't safe for any male critter in Dogpatch.
00:17:51Now, did you get the idea?
00:17:54I'll never be able to understand technique.
00:17:58Little Adner.
00:18:05As a special favor to you,
00:18:07I'll contact you, little Adner.
00:18:09You'll go hard and watch me work my technique.
00:18:11Can I?
00:18:12But you gotta promise to take him off my hand.
00:18:15After he falls badly in love of me.
00:18:17I'll be so glad to take him off on your hand.
00:18:20Go on, get it.
00:18:21What happened?
00:18:43He's even more ignorant than I thought.
00:18:46I gotta use a crueler technique.
00:18:49How are you, little Adner?
00:18:53Morning, Barney Bargrease.
00:18:54Nice morning.
00:18:55Sure is.
00:19:04Help!
00:19:05Help!
00:19:06Don't you dare try to kiss me again,
00:19:08you big, sloppy beast!
00:19:10Help!
00:19:10Will no one defend a poor girl from such a beast?
00:19:16I'll protect you from the big, sloppy beast, ma'am.
00:19:18Name a little Abner Yoakam.
00:19:24Don't worry, ma'am.
00:19:25He'll fall in just a minute.
00:19:26I'll give my dog Pat's lullaby,
00:19:28which my mammy teached me.
00:19:32They always act like that at first.
00:19:33Oh, thank you, sir.
00:19:47You saved me.
00:19:50Why does you reckon he wanted to kiss me?
00:19:53Dog to fawn knows her.
00:19:57Can't see no reason for it myself.
00:20:00You can't?
00:20:02I don't know why any intelligent man
00:20:04would want to go kissing a gal.
00:20:05Well, it ain't the kiss in our minds.
00:20:07It's a trouble that starts.
00:20:08You kiss a girl and what happens?
00:20:10She gets romantic because she wants more.
00:20:12She follows you day and night
00:20:13and finally your brain weakens and you marries her.
00:20:16You have lots of chilling.
00:20:17Gets old and gray worrying about him.
00:20:19So your chilling marries and has chilling
00:20:21and then you not only got to worry about your chilling
00:20:23but about your grandchildren.
00:20:25Your grandchildren has chilling and
00:20:26by that time you has the misery and the rheumatism
00:20:30and pretty soon you dies.
00:20:32That's why I don't like kissing.
00:20:38Oh, little Abner,
00:20:39yo is just my tie.
00:20:42Yo ain't romantical
00:20:43and that's just what I ain't.
00:20:46Is that what yo ain't?
00:20:47Romantical is exactly what I ain't
00:20:51as you can plainly see.
00:20:53Well, yo was one gal in an awful lot.
00:20:56Sure would be nice
00:20:57to sit in that log and rest
00:20:59if I had some nice sensitive boy to talk to.
00:21:02If I sees one, ma'am,
00:21:03I'll be glad to send him back here.
00:21:05Trouble is,
00:21:06most boys get romantical
00:21:07and I'd hate that.
00:21:10Naturally.
00:21:11But yo wouldn't get romantical,
00:21:13would you, Mr. Yoakam?
00:21:15Not me.
00:21:16That's fine.
00:21:18Then we can talk about interesting subjects.
00:21:21Something that ain't romantical.
00:21:23Sure enough.
00:21:25You know,
00:21:25it's kind of pretty in here
00:21:28with soft wind blowing through the trees
00:21:32and little birds singing.
00:21:37Beautiful flowers are smelling up the air.
00:21:39You know what it makes me feel like?
00:21:43No, what do it make you feel like?
00:21:45Like discussing educational subjects.
00:21:49For instance,
00:21:50what to do if a skonk gets in your woodshed.
00:21:52You know, skonks is funny little critters.
00:21:54I like discussing educational subjects
00:21:57and learn things.
00:22:00What'll we discuss?
00:22:04Let's discuss the Eskimos.
00:22:07What's that?
00:22:08People,
00:22:10would you like to know how Eskimos kiss?
00:22:13No.
00:22:14No.
00:22:16Oh, they don't kiss the way you think.
00:22:19Put out your hands.
00:22:24That's how Eskimos kiss.
00:22:27Oh, Eskimos and...
00:22:29Those shaped hands.
00:22:32The wood.
00:22:34Shut your eyes.
00:22:36He ain't even moving.
00:23:03Man, what a technique I got.
00:23:08Little Abner.
00:23:09Little Abner, honey, is your hurt?
00:23:11Oh.
00:23:13Get out of sight.
00:23:15My technique is just starting to work.
00:23:18Get.
00:23:19Get.
00:23:27Did you like that, little Abner?
00:23:30Oh, I hated it.
00:23:31I knew kissing would do this.
00:23:36It hurt my head.
00:23:39I'm going home.
00:23:41You ain't going to run away
00:23:43after giving me such a nice kiss.
00:23:46You kissed me.
00:23:47I didn't kiss you.
00:23:48Of course, if I did,
00:23:49we'd be engaged.
00:23:50That's the code of the hills.
00:23:53Oh, my boy.
00:23:55Hey.
00:23:55Oh.
00:23:56Oh.
00:23:57Oh.
00:23:57Oh.
00:23:57Oh.
00:24:01Ain't he honorable?
00:24:04Hmph.
00:24:05I'm going back to Pineapple Junction.
00:24:09These men around here don't make no sense.
00:24:14He sure makes sense to me.
00:24:22Pansy, you scrubber the hide off my back.
00:24:26Might as well quit complaining, Lucifer.
00:24:28It's coming on winter and it's time for your bath.
00:24:31Oh, our most unhappy man.
00:24:36Hi, Lucifer.
00:24:38Morning, Fantastic Brown.
00:24:41Hm.
00:24:42Don't seem like no time since I gave my Fantastic his spring clean in.
00:24:48Ow!
00:24:48Ow!
00:24:49Ow!
00:24:49Ow!
00:24:49Ow!
00:24:49Ow!
00:24:50Take home when that's what it ain't.
00:24:53Get for home.
00:24:54You're next.
00:24:55Oh, it ain't no ass near time for my winter scrubbing.
00:25:02Mammy.
00:25:04All feels damp, Mammy.
00:25:07And powerful hungry.
00:25:08Baka always does come noon.
00:25:10Pick yourself a sandwich.
00:25:12That'll keep you spanked up.
00:25:13Sure.
00:25:13And don't dash quit till it gets through with Pappy.
00:25:18Quick, quick!
00:25:20Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:25:29Ow!
00:25:36Ow!
00:25:37Ow!
00:25:40Bansy, ain't you got no mercy?
00:25:44When I got a job to do, I does it.
00:25:46Howdy, Mrs. Shulcomb.
00:25:48Howdy, Hannibal Hoop.
00:25:50Where at's little Abner?
00:25:53Me and him's are going fishing.
00:25:55He's getting himself some fiddles.
00:25:56Ow!
00:25:58I'll go tell him on here.
00:26:03Ow!
00:26:05Bansy, have a little mercy on me.
00:26:10What'd you fixin', little Abner?
00:26:12The Oakham starvation preventer.
00:26:13Smells like you got sweet patootie in her.
00:26:16Not only sweet patootie, but I also saw her pickles.
00:26:20Ham and cheese with ketchup.
00:26:21Pineapple.
00:26:22Sardines, not the can, of course.
00:26:24Two fried eggs left from breakfast.
00:26:26A ration of roast pork.
00:26:27Lots of ketchup.
00:26:28Ain't you finished yet, Bansy?
00:26:31It's not at the top.
00:26:32You see?
00:26:45You're beginnin' to like it.
00:26:46Ohhhh...
00:26:47Ohhhh...
00:26:49e-hee-sahe-haa...
00:26:51e-hee-hee-hee...
00:26:54ha-ha...
00:26:57Aaaaah!
00:26:59I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna...
00:27:01Eh, such a...
00:27:03I just...
00:27:03Pecker on me.
00:27:04Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:27:06Ah!
00:27:08I'm gonna... I'm gonna...
00:27:10I'm gonna...
00:27:12I'm gonna...
00:27:14Dandy!
00:27:15You bastard!
00:27:17Show looks powerful good.
00:27:26Something missing.
00:27:27Maybe it's mustard.
00:27:29Maybe it was ripe.
00:27:35Little mustard ought to fix her.
00:27:45Stay ripe while you're weak.
00:27:47Come here, Salome.
00:27:48Oh, no.
00:27:56Here, Salome.
00:27:57Yeah.
00:27:58Might as well put some pain in, Salome.
00:28:01Won't kill you, don't kill.
00:28:02What's the matter, little Abner?
00:28:06I've got a most peculiar feeling.
00:28:08Oh, it must be because my stomach's empty.
00:28:12Oh, it must be because my stomach's empty.
00:28:26It's...
00:28:27Manny!
00:28:28I've got a terrible misery in my stomach.
00:28:30What you put in your sandwich, son?
00:28:32Just a few things and enough ketchup and horseradish and mustard to make her tasty.
00:28:36Mustard?
00:28:37You knows that stuff ain't agreed with you since the time you ate that mustard plaster when you was a little baby.
00:28:42What you'll need is a doctor.
00:28:43There ain't no doctor around here.
00:28:44You knows that.
00:28:45There'll be one.
00:28:46Says so right here.
00:28:47Dr. Barber will be on the limited when it stops at the county side in Florida at noon.
00:28:52Says so right here.
00:28:53Says so right here.
00:28:54Dr. Barber will be on the limited when it stops at the county side in Florida at noon.
00:29:00And that's right where I'ma go.
00:29:05Don't be late for supper, son.
00:29:07Well, there she is.
00:29:26Oh, I wonder what Dr. Barber is at.
00:29:30Always fits the old soup bones when you get a chance.
00:29:33That's what I always say.
00:29:34How's a man got on a white coat like doctors has?
00:29:37Maybe that's Dr. Barber.
00:29:38I'll go ask him.
00:29:39You go that-a-way in case it ain't.
00:29:48Is your barber?
00:29:49That's me.
00:29:50What's on your mind, kid?
00:29:51Can you fix me up?
00:29:52Well, that's pretty big order.
00:29:54That mop looks like a busted mattress.
00:29:57But with my trusty scissors, I can probably fix you up all right.
00:30:00You ain't gonna cut me, is you?
00:30:02Hmm?
00:30:03What's the matter with you, boy?
00:30:04I'm sick.
00:30:05Powerful sick.
00:30:06Well, now, what am I supposed to do?
00:30:08Bust out in tears?
00:30:09That'd be mighty sweet of you, but all I want to know is what ails me.
00:30:14Well, sir, that's what we'd all like to know.
00:30:17Can't be my appetite, because I just ate a combination ham, cheese, pineapple, sardine, sweet patootie, sour-fickle-fried egg, preserved turnip, and roast hog sandwich.
00:30:29Whew!
00:30:30Whoa, with cats of horseradish and mustard, doctor.
00:30:33Doctor?
00:30:34Doctor?
00:30:35Oh.
00:30:36Well, can't be your appetite, son.
00:30:39Let me see.
00:30:40Doctor.
00:30:41Hmm?
00:30:42Stick out your tongue.
00:30:43Let me look at that tongue.
00:30:44Stick it way out.
00:30:45Way out.
00:30:46That's it.
00:30:47Now, say ah.
00:30:48Ah.
00:30:49You're flat.
00:30:50Is ah?
00:30:51Well, now, just take a good deep breath, now.
00:30:54Take a good deep breath.
00:30:55That's it.
00:30:56Now, stick your stomach out.
00:30:57Come on.
00:30:58Stick it out.
00:30:59Stick it way out.
00:31:00That's it.
00:31:01Now, close your eyes.
00:31:02Oh!
00:31:03Did you feel a sharp twinge?
00:31:04All aboard.
00:31:05Oh.
00:31:06My boy, that's bad.
00:31:07That's bad.
00:31:08You've got it.
00:31:09You've got it.
00:31:10What has I got?
00:31:11You've got schrombosis.
00:31:13Schrombosis?
00:31:18Will I die?
00:31:20You're dead now, from the neck up.
00:31:22How soon will the rest of me be dead?
00:31:24I'm dead.
00:31:25In twenty-four hours.
00:31:30I didn't find no Dr. Barber.
00:31:33I did.
00:31:34You did?
00:31:35What'd he say?
00:31:36He told me I was gonna be dead in twenty-four hours.
00:31:41When I caught up, I got schrombosis.
00:31:46You don't mean you'll be dead by tomorrow?
00:31:49Dated than a catfish haid come noon.
00:31:51That's life.
00:31:54The hour today.
00:31:56The hour tomorrow.
00:32:02Hello, Mammy.
00:32:03How's your feeling, son?
00:32:04Howdy, Pappy.
00:32:05How's your misery?
00:32:06My stomach feels fine.
00:32:08If and only the doctor hadn't told me, I wouldn't know I was gonna be dead in twenty-four hours.
00:32:13Dated?
00:32:14What you mean?
00:32:15Just plain dead.
00:32:16Oh?
00:32:17Housewrench.
00:32:18Well, all you got is a pinch of mustard poisoning.
00:32:21Mammy.
00:32:22You're always very comforting.
00:32:25But I has prepared my mind.
00:32:27Well, son, if you're going to be dead, you're going to be dead.
00:32:31We will be more sad and lonely.
00:32:32Naturally.
00:32:33A daisy may will be more sad, too.
00:32:34Seems to me it ain't fair you're dying and not telling nothing about it.
00:32:36The ago is a key wreck, Mammy.
00:32:37All that tells her I loves her.
00:32:38Do you?
00:32:39I means that I dislikes her less than I am.
00:32:42And my mother wants her to be here.
00:32:44And my mother has a dream.
00:32:45To go home.
00:32:47No, that's all I want to be.
00:32:49And your mother has a dream.
00:32:50And your father has a dream.
00:32:51All the things with her?
00:32:52And your lover has a dream come home.
00:32:53And your mother is their-
00:32:56I don't want to be a dream.
00:32:57Once again, we'll be with you three.
00:32:59I'm gonna be with you.
00:33:00I'll be my left.
00:33:01I got a dream.
00:33:02A dream.
00:33:03Do you?
00:33:04I means that I dislike her less than any other gal.
00:33:08What must I do, Mammy?
00:33:10You could marry up with her.
00:33:12I could.
00:33:14Now that I'm going to be dead.
00:33:16Sonia, your time's getting mighty short.
00:33:20I'm going to make love to her like she always wanted me to.
00:33:29Pappy, shut your face.
00:33:33Here's a little Abner.
00:33:43I'll tell you.
00:33:44Yes, sir.
00:33:49Little Abner ain't going to be dead in 24 hours.
00:33:53He's going to be married with Daisy May.
00:33:57He is?
00:33:59Hmm, Pappy, you is the most ignorant of Anna's quitter I ever did see.
00:34:06Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:34:08No.
00:34:15Well, I must say, you hold your age pretty well.
00:34:18But you is a tempting fate.
00:34:20I knows.
00:34:22It's getting along.
00:34:23Well, you better teach yourself a man this Lady Hawkins' day,
00:34:26for you won't be able to run fast enough next year to teach one.
00:34:30I don't want just any man.
00:34:31I want a little Abner.
00:34:39Kindly step out, you are with me.
00:34:41Yes, sir.
00:34:42Of course I will.
00:34:44Oh, I was just telling her...
00:34:46I aim is to make love to you.
00:34:48Powerful, romantical love.
00:34:49We were just talking.
00:34:52Huh?
00:34:53What do you think?
00:34:55I'm going to make love to you.
00:34:56Powerful, romantical love.
00:34:59Let's go.
00:35:00The sharp place looks romantical enough.
00:35:22It's lovely.
00:35:24Sit down.
00:35:25I now aim is to commence making love to you.
00:35:31Dogpatch style?
00:35:32Dogpatch style.
00:35:47I was ready.
00:35:49I've been ready for yours.
00:35:55You're once to tell me I was your sweet patootie blossom.
00:36:05You're once to tell me your love's me.
00:36:12That you just can't live without me.
00:36:14Oh, little Abner, that's just exactly what I wanted to hear you say.
00:36:26Because love is what I was in love with you.
00:36:33Don't do that.
00:36:34I can't stand it.
00:36:36It's awful.
00:36:37Is it so awful just to have me near you, little Abner?
00:36:40It makes me feel miserable.
00:36:42When I feel miserable, I was the most unhappy man.
00:36:50I don't want to make you unhappy, little Abner.
00:37:01Shanks.
00:37:02Daisy Mae.
00:37:06Yes, little Abner.
00:37:07Come back, y'all.
00:37:09Yes, little Abner.
00:37:11This ain't the way I planned it.
00:37:13Sit down.
00:37:15Set your eyes.
00:37:16Wee-hee!
00:37:27Oh, congratulations!
00:37:30You landed him!
00:37:33Will you wear your pink cheesecloth or your white muslin with the make-believe sweet patootie blossoms?
00:37:39I reckon I'll wear the pink with the white sweet patootie veil.
00:37:43Well, does you think that'll look pretty, little Abner?
00:37:46Sure will.
00:37:48Aiming to go to a party?
00:37:49Yes, a wedding party.
00:37:51Oh, very unfortunate.
00:37:53Who's it getting married?
00:37:54You and her, naturally.
00:37:57Me and her?
00:37:58Yes, you and her.
00:38:00I didn't say nothing about no getting married.
00:38:03I wanted to make her happy, so I kissed her.
00:38:05That's all.
00:38:06That's enough.
00:38:07The boys around here don't kiss gals until the day before they get married.
00:38:11And today's the day before you get married.
00:38:15That's the Code of the Hills.
00:38:22Our respects and salutes the Code of the Hills.
00:38:28Our love's the Code of the Hills.
00:38:30Come on, dear.
00:38:38Tomorrow noon's coming fast enough and you've got things to do.
00:38:41Come on.
00:38:42Goodbye, little Abner, dear.
00:38:45I'll be at your wedding tomorrow.
00:38:54Little Abner.
00:38:55Huh?
00:38:55You can't get married tomorrow noon.
00:38:58I've got it.
00:38:58It's the Code of the Hills.
00:39:04But you'll be dead.
00:39:09And if I'm dead, I can't be married.
00:39:13Oh, happy tomorrow noon.
00:39:21I've also got things to do.
00:39:24Here I am, knowing all about my future,
00:39:27I'm doing nothing about my mammies and my poor pappies.
00:39:31You know, it's most kind and considerate to be thinking of them at a time like this.
00:39:36Do you see this paper?
00:39:39Sure.
00:39:39I ain't blind.
00:39:40That's the Magoon reward.
00:39:42I'm going to skunk holler.
00:39:48But our eye aims to call briefly on Earthquake Magoon.
00:39:53That's what I aims to do.
00:39:56Little Abner.
00:39:57Do we do anything peculiar?
00:40:18I'll go to the little Abner's mammy and I'll tell her.
00:40:22I smell the live dog catcher.
00:40:34How you'll know he's a dog catcher?
00:40:35Because he don't smell.
00:40:40Will you quit fainting and open that safe?
00:40:43I only brung you along because you're the cashier.
00:40:45Yes, sir, Mr. McGlough.
00:40:49I'm a bit nervous.
00:41:1111 Day Dorf Boulevard.
00:41:14Top floor.
00:41:28Earthquake Magoon, I presumes.
00:41:30The same.
00:41:34Oz here to take you to the sheriff.
00:41:36For Oz aims to collect the $25 reward.
00:41:39That's most interesting.
00:41:41This all gives to my sweet mammy and pappy,
00:41:44which they will use to live most comfortably
00:41:46the rest of their natural lives in dog patch.
00:41:53Is Joe from dog patch?
00:41:55Natural.
00:41:56Does Joe know that she's about to be dead?
00:42:00Goon's got a live dog patch up there.
00:42:03Hey, Dad, Dad!
00:42:07Hold on, Dad!
00:42:07Come on!
00:42:08Hey, Magoon!
00:42:09Magoon's got a live dog patch up there.
00:42:10There's a live dog patch up there, Magoon!
00:42:12They're like to kill you, Doc!
00:42:13Watch your school!
00:42:14Come on, Magoon!
00:42:14Come on, Magoon!
00:42:16Come on!
00:42:16Oh
00:42:46Oh
00:43:16All right, he's killed the dog that you come on men let's go wait a minute no he comes now
00:43:46Back away men back away he's a demon a killer killer
00:43:53No dog bad you're demon enough for all of us come on
00:44:06What you like me?
00:44:08What?
00:44:09Come on men let's go after us
00:44:11Oh
00:44:37Don't go show correct
00:44:41Come on.
00:44:47Bill, Bill, right here.
00:44:58There she goes.
00:45:01Right there.
00:45:03Look, look, they have started to fire.
00:45:11What was that?
00:45:25I said, hello.
00:45:31Howdy-do. Is your man or beast?
00:45:37Beast.
00:45:40I was a gal named Wendy Wildcat.
00:45:43Oh, sure is.
00:45:45Gal, do you know another way out of here?
00:45:47Them skunk hollers have got me trapped.
00:45:49And, of course, your wishes to get out.
00:45:51Naturally, don't you?
00:45:53If I goes out, I'll have to marry up with my goon.
00:45:57And he sure ain't my ideal.
00:46:00Does you show me another way out of here?
00:46:02I'll help you locate your ideal.
00:46:04I would be most delighted to help you.
00:46:06Does Joe keep your bargain?
00:46:08And bring me my ideal?
00:46:10Which is Joe, little Adler?
00:46:12I'll do anything you'll say.
00:46:13I'll...
00:46:15Does...
00:46:16Does...
00:46:17I mean...
00:46:18Marry up with you?
00:46:20That's exactly what I means.
00:46:22Oh, no, ma'am.
00:46:23I just couldn't.
00:46:26Just a minute.
00:46:28When must I marry up with you?
00:46:30Tomorrow, at noon.
00:46:31An upper foe?
00:46:32Exactly at noon.
00:46:33I'll be yours tomorrow at noon.
00:46:35No matter what shape I was in.
00:46:37Come on.
00:46:38Pick up your bundles and follow me.
00:46:40So now.
00:46:44This way.
00:46:46It's 23, 24, and 25 dollars.
00:46:51There you is, little Adler.
00:46:52Oh, thank you most kindly.
00:46:54Who has relieved the county of public polecat number one.
00:46:58And further, Mr. Yoakam.
00:47:00You have saved all of the bank's money.
00:47:03And my life.
00:47:05There.
00:47:08You are most kind.
00:47:10Oh, be careful.
00:47:11It's a 10-center.
00:47:12I will guard it very tenderly.
00:47:14Goodbye.
00:47:15Goodbye, Sheriff.
00:47:17My poor innocent little pappy.
00:47:18I'm gonna give you this enormous fortune.
00:47:25Goodbye.
00:47:27My poor innocent little pappy.
00:47:29I'm gonna give you this enormous fortune.
00:47:37Goodbye.
00:47:47Goodbye.
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00:51:16I guess I ain't been dead long enough for him to sprout.
00:51:19What's the matter with you, boy?
00:51:22Cornelius! What's the matter with you?
00:51:26Where are your wings?
00:51:28Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
00:51:31Are you crazy?
00:51:33Or are you just trying to kill yourself?
00:51:35I can't kill myself, because I was already dead.
00:51:39Or is I?
00:51:41Look, you're the livest-looking, Yorkam, I ever seen.
00:51:45No.
00:51:47Oh, I just gotta be dead.
00:51:49On account of I done promised to marry up with two different gals come noon.
00:51:53Oh, what must I do?
00:51:58Mammy!
00:52:00I'm gonna fly home and...
00:52:04I'm gonna walk home.
00:52:15Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
00:52:45officially proclaim an announcement about Sadie Hawkins day which is tomorrow
00:52:55any man that does not appear will suffer the most distressful consequences my
00:53:05committee here will choose a wife for him and Mary and Sam will do the rest
00:53:14my dear friends and dog back that's all the official course is mocked up with the
00:53:22usual flags is now open for practice now to worry when I fires a shot that starts
00:53:33the race
00:53:35I can't do it I ain't a goner I was supposed to be dead but you promised me
00:53:49little Abner he did not he's got an engagement for marriage with me at this
00:53:54very moment he has not because he's gonna marry with me at this very moment he's
00:53:58mom mom mom mom looks like some of the gals it's time to jump the gun
00:54:05hey
00:54:06hey
00:54:07hey
00:54:08hey
00:54:09hey
00:54:10hey
00:54:11hey
00:54:12hey
00:54:13hey
00:54:14hey
00:54:15wait a minute
00:54:16wait a minute
00:54:17tomorrow is Sadie Hawkins day
00:54:18keep your hands off of them you keep yours off of them
00:54:21may a gurgle we've engaged to be married this very noon
00:54:25she comes along he promised to marry me this noon and this here gals
00:54:28now just a minute just a minute
00:54:31little Abner did you promise these two gals
00:54:34well
00:54:36yes sir
00:54:37you promise that's all I want to know thank you
00:54:40hmm
00:54:43committee
00:54:46it is my decision that this matter be settled to Murray
00:54:54in the city of Hawkins race whichever gal catches him he's hard in the meantime
00:55:01little Abner Yoakam is resolved for only these two gals until sundown tomorrow
00:55:09and may the best gal win
00:55:14Daisy Mae good luck
00:55:16thank you mayor
00:55:17and good luck to you Wendy Wilde
00:55:19and little Abner
00:55:22little Abner
00:55:24little Abner
00:55:26so naturally I figured I was going to be Dade instead of which I'm afraid I'm going to be married up with two different gals
00:55:32mammy you gotta have me
00:55:35son
00:55:36your hair's got yourself in a terrible mess
00:55:39what must I do
00:55:41according to the rules of Sadie Hawkins day
00:55:43I can't tell you nothing
00:55:45I got an idea little Abner
00:55:48if something should happen to Wendy Wilde
00:55:50get it
00:55:51she war
00:55:52war
00:55:53but somebody's gotta help me
00:55:55all I can do is just give you a hint
00:55:58what is it mammy
00:56:00it's safer to be a hound dog than a rabbit
00:56:04what you mean Pangey
00:56:06yeah
00:56:07that's all I can tell you
00:56:10safer to be a hound dog than a rabbit
00:56:14ah quit your worrying son
00:56:16I washed you a nice clean shirt for the Sadie Hawkins celebration tonight
00:56:21go on go and have a lot of fun
00:56:24safer a hound dog than a rabbit
00:56:37keep riding the groove boys
00:56:41oh I sure hate these formal dancers
00:56:44shoes hurts my feet too
00:57:02beautiful that ain't a way to dance
00:57:04sure is
00:57:05nice for Sadie Hawkins day
00:57:15little Abner
00:57:16tomorrow we is liable to be bachelors no more
00:57:20little Abner
00:57:21sure wouldn't mind to have this dance with you
00:57:29shucks
00:57:34hold on darling Joe
00:57:36you had your share
00:57:38little Abner
00:57:40I wishes to dance with you
00:57:42oh I don't want to dance
00:57:44don't make no difference
00:57:45we won't say you got a
00:57:46that's right
00:57:49oh shucks
00:57:50ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:57:55ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:57:57Excuse me very kindly, but it's now my turn to dance.
00:58:14Give me a chord, boys.
00:58:18Attention!
00:58:21Quiet, everybody.
00:58:23Ladies and bachelors,
00:58:25we are about to hold the Sadie Hawkins Bachelor Beauty Review.
00:58:30All bachelors line up here by the platform.
00:58:33Come on, little family.
00:58:34You're using this contest.
00:58:35But he's reserved for me.
00:58:37Can't help it.
00:58:38All the bachelors got to get in line.
00:58:39That's the rules.
00:58:40Go on.
00:58:41Show them up.
00:58:47Oh, man.
00:58:49Oh, man.
00:58:51Lots of men.
00:58:52I'm going to smile, Purdy.
00:58:53I aims to get myself catched for marriage.
00:58:57Me, too.
00:58:58Then squaw build them fire.
00:59:01Are you ready?
00:59:02Start the music.
00:59:04Come on in there.
00:59:22Keep going.
00:59:23Get it on.
00:59:23Get on.
00:59:24Run around there.
00:59:25Fourteen.
00:59:26Nine.
00:59:27Eleven.
00:59:27I like that big, gawky, red-haated boy.
00:59:47I've been after him for four yards.
00:59:49And this yard, I aims to catch him.
00:59:52I wish is to consult with you about our honeymoon.
01:00:08Tomorrow night you'll be mine, little Avenue, dear.
01:00:11Just think.
01:00:14Oh, here's a thinker.
01:00:16About me?
01:00:16I was trying to figure out why it's safer to be a hound dog than a rabbit.
01:00:24Your riddle is simple.
01:00:26On account of it safer to chase than to be chased.
01:00:32Chase.
01:00:33Be chased.
01:00:34And it's it now.
01:00:39Oh, happy Sadie Hawkins State.
01:00:42Yee-haw!
01:00:59Poor boy.
01:01:02Don't be so tender.
01:01:04Keep cool, Wendy, while catching.
01:01:06Show me as anxious.
01:01:08From what I hear, that little Avenue's worth catching.
01:01:15Yo, Jeff's got to catch him this yard, Daisy Mae.
01:01:22Morning, Mammy Yochum.
01:01:23Good day for the race, Mayor.
01:01:25Show me as show me as...
01:01:27All bachelors to the starting line.
01:01:30Howdy fine, property here, Mayor.
01:01:32Got a good yard, good yard.
01:01:34Yes, sir.
01:01:35Well, good luck, boys.
01:01:36Hi, Mayor.
01:01:37Good luck, boys.
01:01:37Never seen the more determined looking out of gals.
01:01:39But, Pansy, what a friendly wildcat catches him.
01:01:43Howdy, Sassaprass.
01:01:44I ain't seen you since last Sadie Hawkins Day.
01:01:48If you ain't gonna do nothing for our son, I is.
01:01:53Is I?
01:01:54Bring it up to me, I'll take you.
01:02:01Yes.
01:02:05Say, you's two's as maxillers, ain't you?
01:02:07Sure enough.
01:02:08Get in the line, man.
01:02:09Oh, all right.
01:02:25Hello?
01:02:25Hello?
01:02:26Mr. Earthquake.
01:02:31What do you want, little man?
01:02:33Uh, I would like to make a business call on you.
01:02:37What business a little skunk like you got with me?
01:02:41Ah, please hold your horses.
01:02:44Yes.
01:02:45First, I want you to keep your Wendy Wildcat from marrying with my son, little F.
01:02:53Does she catch him in the race?
01:02:55I met your son.
01:02:57Does you give me that boy, I'll guarantee he'll never see Wendy Wildcat again.
01:03:04I know.
01:03:06You promise on your honor?
01:03:08I promise.
01:03:15The office, high noon, clear the course.
01:03:27Clear the course.
01:03:28Get away, land back.
01:03:29Get back there.
01:03:29Go on.
01:03:30Now, everybody understands the rules.
01:03:33When I fires the gun the first time, the bachelors takes off.
01:03:39Two minutes later, I fires the gun the second time, and the gals takes off.
01:03:45Now, any bachelors that gets catched has got to ask the gals to marry with him.
01:03:52Girl, all you've got to remember is to bring your man to me, girl, and I guarantee to give
01:03:59you the finest wedding is...
01:04:01That's all.
01:04:04Everybody get ready.
01:04:06On your mark.
01:04:07All ready.
01:04:09Get set.
01:04:12Go.
01:04:12Go.
01:04:12Go.
01:04:15What happened?
01:04:27Stand aside.
01:04:28Stand aside.
01:04:29I'm all right.
01:04:29Get the gals to the line.
01:04:30Yeah.
01:04:32All the time.
01:04:32All the time.
01:04:32Good luck to you, Daisy Mae.
01:04:44We're for you.
01:04:47That gal ain't got a chance with me.
01:04:51Go get him, Wendy.
01:04:52We're for you.
01:04:57Ready.
01:05:02All ready.
01:05:03Get on your mark.
01:05:05All ready.
01:05:16All right.
01:05:17We're all right.
01:05:18All right.
01:05:19All right.
01:05:19All right.
01:05:20THE END
01:05:50THE END
01:06:20THE END
01:06:22THE END
01:06:24Oh, Mr. Sheriff.
01:06:30Yochum!
01:06:32What have you done with Earthquake and Goon?
01:06:34I ain't done nothing with him.
01:06:37But look what he did with me.
01:06:42Which way did he go?
01:06:44He went another way.
01:06:46Found your larum!
01:06:48Hurry up!
01:06:53Come on, deputies!
01:06:55Hey, forget the dynamite, men!
01:06:59And don't forget your badges.
01:07:01He's safe on the course without him.
01:07:03Come on, Benny!
01:07:04Come on, Benny!
01:07:05Hurry up!
01:07:09Help!
01:07:11Help!
01:07:13Help!
01:07:18Help!
01:07:19Oh, the game band!
01:07:29Help!
01:07:30Oh, the game band!
01:07:35Oh, there's one in there for you, Sally.
01:07:42Oh, dear, you think so?
01:07:43Oh, you, oh, oh.
01:07:49You catch a polecat, bar and squar.
01:07:58You miserable critter, you.
01:08:05Oh, no, oh, oh!
01:08:13Oh, really?
01:08:15Oh, oh, no!
01:08:17Oh, no, no, help!
01:08:23Oh, no, no!
01:08:25Oh, Houston!
01:08:27Oh, my God!
01:08:48Look out!
01:08:51Who's the laughter?
01:08:57Oh, yes.
01:09:04Let him have it, men.
01:09:27Come on, men.
01:09:45Follow me.
01:09:57Come on, men.
01:10:27Come on, men.
01:10:34I got him.
01:10:35I got him.
01:10:45I do declare.
01:10:47I reckon I'll have to catch my breath.
01:10:53What boy is your after?
01:10:56I just...
01:10:57I was just a stranger around here.
01:10:59I'm looking them over.
01:11:01Well, it mustn't take too long.
01:11:03A windy wildcat will catch little Abner's shore.
01:11:07What air so humorous?
01:11:10I just thought maybe he ain't worth catching.
01:11:13What do you mean he ain't worth catching?
01:11:14He's the finest boy in all these shore hills.
01:11:16The best looking.
01:11:17Why all the gals is crazy down in Little London?
01:11:19What do you mean he ain't worth catching?
01:11:23Oh!
01:11:24Oh!
01:11:35Hands off!
01:11:36Oh, I'll catch them first.
01:11:37So, suppose you think you got yourself something.
01:11:40I sure has.
01:11:43Little Abner, dear, you was mine at length.
01:11:46Little Abner!
01:11:47Little Abner!
01:11:49Little Abner!
01:11:51Mm-hmm!
01:11:52Every gal in town is after Little Abner.
01:11:56Poor Abner!
01:11:57He's a superman!
01:11:59Little Abner!
01:11:59Little Abner!
01:11:59Little Abner!
01:11:59Little Abner!
01:11:59Little Abner!
01:12:00Little Abner!
01:12:00Little Abner!
01:12:00Little Abner!
01:12:00Little Abner!
01:12:00Little Abner!
01:12:01Little Abner!
01:12:01Little Abner!
01:12:02Little Abner!
01:12:02Little Abner!
01:12:03Little Abner!
01:12:03Little Abner!
01:12:04Little Abner!
01:12:04Little Abner!
01:12:05Little Abner!
01:12:05Little Abner!
01:12:06Little Abner!
01:12:06Little Abner!
01:12:07Little Abner!
01:12:07Little Abner!
01:12:08Little Abner!
01:12:08Little Abner!
01:12:09Little Abner!
01:12:09Little Abner!
01:12:10Little Abner!
01:12:10Little Abner!
01:12:11Little Abner!
01:12:11Little Abner!
01:12:12Little Abner!
01:12:12Little Abner!
01:12:13Little Abner!
01:12:13Little Abner!
01:12:14Little Abner!
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