00:00The End
00:30Where's that office boy?
00:35Send him up here with my mail.
00:38I don't care for excuses. I want him up here on time after this.
00:49Straighten those up.
00:49The End
00:58City editor's desk.
00:59This is Al Spamoni.
01:01If you print that story about me trying to bribe the district attorney, I'll come over and break your neck.
01:07Well, you can break my neck if you think you're big enough, but I'm running this newspaper and it'll print what I like.
01:11Get me, Brian.
01:22Oh, hello, Ma.
01:28Oh, she does? Well, put her on.
01:31Hello, Carice, baby.
01:33Have you been a nice girl?
01:35Well, tell Papa you love him.
01:36Papa, I love you. Papa, I love you.
01:41And Papa loves you, too.
01:44And you just be a nice little girl.
01:46And when Papa comes home, you'll be...
01:48When Papa comes home, you...
01:50Look at that desk.
02:00I ought to throw you out in your ear.
02:01Clean that mess up.
02:02Come on.
02:19Hello.
02:20Oh, hello, boss.
02:22What?
02:23Yeah.
02:25Yeah.
02:25Ted Chrisman's wife getting a divorce.
02:28Well, I'll take care of it right away.
02:29Excuse me.
02:30Locate Johnson or Smith or any of the other reporters.
02:33Quick.
02:34They're all out on assignments right now, Mr. Parco.
02:36All out on assignments?
02:38Well, locate someone.
02:39I've got to have a reporter.
02:40I'm trying to locate a reporter, boss.
02:42Hey, let me do it.
02:44You promised me ten years ago that you'd give me...
02:46Shut up, you idiot!
02:48No, not you, boss.
02:50No, no, I was talking to another idiot in here.
02:56Yes, sir.
02:57Yes, sir, I'll take care of it right away.
02:59What about that reporter?
03:02There won't be anyone back for three hours, Mr. Parco.
03:04For three hours?
03:05I've got to have one right now.
03:07Oh, what a newspaper office.
03:10Oh.
03:11Honest, Mr. Parco, I'd make a good reporter.
03:14I got a natural nose for news.
03:16That train leaves in 30 minutes.
03:18I've got to get this story covered.
03:20Well, I suppose I'll have to take a chance on you.
03:23Oh, you'll never regret it.
03:25And I'll make you proud of me, too.
03:27Okay.
03:29Listen.
03:29Ted Chrisman's wife's going to Reno to get a divorce.
03:31It's a big story.
03:33I want you to follow her no matter where she goes.
03:35Even to Reno?
03:37Even to Reno.
03:38And cover that story thoroughly.
03:42When you go out, give this to the cashier and get expense money.
03:44Is it all right if I spend 15 cents for an ice cream soda?
03:50Will you get started?
03:51Yeah, I'll...
03:52Come here, Miss Fit.
04:00You better go down to the files and dig up a picture of Mary Chrisman so you'll recognize her.
04:05If I can't find one of Mary Chrisman, will Santa Claus do?
04:09No, no.
04:10Chrisman.
04:11Mary Chrisman.
04:12Mary Chrisman.
04:13Same to you.
04:15Ouch!
04:17Will you get out of here?
04:19Get going!
04:20Look, I'll send you a postal card from all the different cities I visit.
04:28My name is Al Spumoni.
04:30I'm busy now.
04:31Don't bother me.
04:32All right, I'll wait.
04:33Hey, look, I've got our picture.
05:01Now do I...
05:03Oh, hello, Ma.
05:13Oh, you brought Clarice.
05:16She ought to have been awful lonesome without her.
05:18And isn't it marvelous?
05:20I'm now a reporter.
05:21Oh, Elmer, I'm so proud of you.
05:27Hurry, Auntie, come on.
05:29Mary, don't you think that you should reconsider this thing?
05:31Now, please, I know what I'm doing.
05:34What would I do with my ticket?
05:35I'm sure I don't know.
05:37Well, look for it.
05:38Hurry.
05:39I can't be parked here.
05:40Bye, Ma.
05:41Look for it.
05:42I, uh, hurry.
05:43I thought you...
05:43You must have misled.
05:45You must have put me in the suitcase.
05:46See you.
05:47Haven't you got it?
05:48No.
05:48No.
05:48No.
05:48No.
05:48No.
05:48No.
05:49No.
05:49No.
05:49No.
05:49No.
05:49No.
05:50No.
05:50No.
05:50No.
05:50No.
05:51No.
05:51No.
05:51No.
05:52No.
05:52No.
05:52No.
05:52No.
05:53No.
05:53No.
05:54No.
05:54No.
05:55No.
05:55I hope I don't miss that Reno train.
06:09Reno?
06:09That's my train, too.
06:11Hurry.
06:11Hurry, will you please?
06:13Hurry, dear.
06:14Please, hurry.
06:16Did you find your ticket?
06:17Oh, my ticket.
06:18My ticket.
06:19Oh, dear.
06:24Oh, my ticket.
06:25I found it.
06:25Oh, good.
06:27Goodbye, Auntie, dear.
06:28Goodbye, darling.
06:29Say, we'll have to hurry.
06:30Oh, yeah.
06:31Oh, my bag.
06:32Yeah, there it is.
06:34Hurry.
06:39Ah!
06:46I wonder what track we leave on.
06:49Let's see.
06:55Oh, look what you've done.
07:00Hello, Freddie.
07:01Where are you?
07:02Hi.
07:02Oh, and you know how it is.
07:03You get tied up in traffic.
07:04We've been waiting for a girl.
07:06Hey, no, you don't.
07:07Come on, honey.
07:09Bye.
07:10Bye.
07:11Bye.
07:12Bye.
07:16Oh, boy.
07:18We were lucky to make it.
07:39You know what?
07:43Your space, please.
07:45Right down here, ma'am.
07:46Yes, ma'am.
07:50This way, folks.
07:56Where do I go?
07:57You go to the upper four
07:59if you're sitting out to believe
08:01what that ticket says.
08:04Excuse me, miss.
08:11We're not married.
08:12No?
08:13Then I suppose that rice is for a rice pudding.
08:24What's the matter?
08:25A beast on me.
08:26Hello, Tony.
08:46This is Ted Christman.
08:48Listen to this note that Mary left me.
08:49Dear Ted,
08:51I only found out today
08:52that you're a racketeer,
08:53not a society man,
08:54as you pretended.
08:55I'm on my way to Reno
08:56to divorce you.
08:57You're a brokenhearted Mary.
08:59I'd like to find out
08:59the mug that told her.
09:01Now, listen, Tony.
09:02Here's what I want you to do.
09:03I want you to get me
09:04a reservation on a plane.
09:06I'm going to catch up
09:06with that train
09:07and I'm going to talk
09:07some sense into her.
09:08I'm going to catch up
09:21and I'm going to catch up
09:22and I'm going to catch up
09:23and I'm going to catch up
09:24and I'm going to catch up
09:25and I'm going to catch up
09:26and I'm going to catch up
09:27and I'm going to catch up
09:28and I'm going to catch up
09:29and I'm going to catch up
09:30and I'm going to catch up
09:31and I'm going to catch up
09:32and I'm going to catch up
09:33and I'm going to catch up
09:34and I'm going to catch up
09:35and I'm going to catch up
09:36and I'm going to catch up
09:37Quiet! Quiet! I want to see!
10:07Tick! Tick! Tick! Tick!
10:37Hey!
10:59Say, I'm sorry. I was just trying to get my shoe.
11:02Oh, the newlywed.
11:04Well, I guess I can forgive you.
11:07Thanks.
11:16Good night.
11:17Good night.
11:23Good night.
11:25Good night.
11:26Good night!
11:27And I do mean good night!
11:29Good night!
11:30Good night!
11:31Good night.
11:32Good night.
11:33Good night.
11:34Good night.
11:35Good night.
11:36Good night.
11:37Good night.
11:38Good night.
11:39Good night.
11:40Good night.
11:41Good night.
11:42Good night.
11:43Good night.
11:44Good night.
11:45Good night.
11:46Good night.
11:47Good night.
11:48Good night.
11:49Good night.
11:50Good night.
11:51Good night.
11:52Good night.
11:53Good night.
11:54Good night.
11:55Good night.
11:56Now I remember you.
12:03Merry Christmas.
12:04And Happy New Year.
12:17What are you trying to do?
12:19Wreck this train?
12:20I'm trying to get in my berth.
12:22Well, why don't you try getting in without chilling yourself on the bell cord?
12:25Will you give me a hand?
12:27Oh, all right.
12:42Want the man to put you in the baggage car?
14:00There's no reason you have to bite my foot.
14:03There's no reason you have to bite my foot.
14:05There's no reason you have to bite my foot.
14:09There's no reason you have to bite my foot.
14:17There's no reason you have to bite my foot.
14:19There's no reason you have to bite my foot.
14:23Oh, Clarice, you bad girl.
14:30Come back up here.
14:34Get him out of here.
14:36Get that bird out of here.
14:38Come on, back up with me.
14:40Ouch, you bad girl.
14:42If you bite me again, I'm going to smack you down.
14:54Hey, what's all the excitement?
14:56Just newlyweds.
14:57Sounds to me like he's beating her.
15:07My wife.
15:08My husband.
15:09My goodness.
15:11Oh, you must have coming down.
15:13Oh, I did it.
15:14Oh, bitch, I'm trying to come out of my car.
15:17Oh, no, he's a dog.
15:17What is it?
15:18Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:48I'm sorry, mister, but a man was chasing me, and you're the guy.
15:52Hey, come back here, you wife's dinner.
15:55Come here, you coward.
15:56You can't do that.
15:57I'm this kind of a train.
15:59Quick, hide.
16:00He's notorious gangster.
16:01He'll kill you.
16:04Hide, hide, hide.
16:06Hey, up there.
16:16Miss, get out of my way.
16:17Oh, I'm sorry.
16:19Excuse me.
16:21That's all right.
16:22Don't report it to the company.
16:24Everything's all right.
16:25Keep quiet now.
16:26Where is that wife, Steedle?
16:27Where is he?
16:29Who's up there?
16:30Nobody.
16:31His pet parrot.
16:32Huh?
16:33Huh?
16:34Pretty ball.
16:35Pretty ball.
16:35All I want's a cracker.
16:36Huh?
16:37Huh?
16:38Pretty ball.
16:39Ah!
16:39Pretty ball.
16:40All I want's a cracker.
16:41Well.
16:43Creepers, creepers.
16:44What a night.
16:45Oh!
16:46Oh!
16:47Hey, up.
16:48Hey, up.
16:49Oh!
16:51Huh?
16:51Hey, up.
16:52Huh?
16:54Huh?
16:55Oh.
16:56Huh?
16:57Ah!
17:01Oh!
17:02What is it?
17:03Hey, up.
17:04Hey, up!
17:05Hey, up, you're out of your neck!
17:07Oh, good.
17:07Hey, up.
17:08Oh, come on!
17:09Oh, come on!
17:09Hey!
17:10Hey, up!
17:10Hey!
17:11Hey, up.
17:12Hey, up, you're out of your neck!
17:14Hey, let me out of here.
17:19Hey, take that rope off of me.
17:21Hey, you, take that rope off of me.
17:23Hey, I'll kill you.
17:25Hey.
17:28Do let me out of here.
17:39That's a great story, my boy.
17:41From now on, you're a full-fledged reporter.
17:43Do you mean it?
17:44Certainly.
17:45Oh, won't Ma and Clarice be happy?
17:48Gee, I gotta go right home and tell him.
17:49Okay.
17:50I'll see you later.
17:50Ha, ha.
17:56Ha, ha.
17:57Ha, ha.
17:57Ha, ha.
18:02The End
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