00:00If that's Clementi calling, say I'm out.
00:28He only loves my oil wells, not me.
00:31Yes, ma'am.
00:32But he kisses so divinely.
00:39Ronnie, monsieur, my dad is waiting for you, as usual.
00:42Oh, if only you had the oil wells.
00:50Home, Marcelle.
00:51Come to my arms.
00:53My little Oklahoma cactus plant.
00:55No, no, I must never see you again.
00:57Go.
00:58Go.
00:59Go.
01:02Come back.
01:09Come back.
01:09My little foment's debris.
01:11You are mine.
01:11Oil, mine.
01:12Come back.
01:19I think one of those joints is loose.
01:22Good morning, friends.
01:25The Sharp Shark Loan Company will lend you money without collateral, without a bonus, without interest.
01:31All they want is your blood.
01:32Come to the Sharp Shark Loan Company's office, where you will be taken care of.
01:38Our ex-
01:38The Sharp Shark Loan Company will lend you money without a bonus, without a bonus, without a bonus.
01:40And we'll be able to listen to you.
01:41Let's go.
01:42I'm going to go.
01:44I really want to get you.
01:45I'm going to go.
01:46I'm going to get you.
01:47I'm going to go.
01:47I'm going to go.
01:48Take it easy.
02:10My finger's in there, you know.
02:18You've got a left-hand thread on that.
02:29Come on, let's finish the boiler.
02:37Get the iron on it, quick.
02:49Where is she?
02:50Where is she?
02:51My little Shushu.
02:52Where did you hide her?
02:53Hey, what's the matter with you?
02:56Ah!
02:57You with the blanket face, you have I there?
03:00My little body de foie gras!
03:02My little gooseneck!
03:04Oh, gooseneck.
03:05Say so in the first...
03:08I'll be back!
03:12Au revoir.
03:14Gesundheit.
03:15Hey, I didn't know you spoke Spanish.
03:18Oh, fluidly.
03:19Help!
03:20Help!
03:21Oh, goodness, this is the end of the world!
03:26Orson Welles is broadcasting again.
03:28Yeah.
03:29I'll...
03:30Hey, where's the radio?
03:32Well, for...
03:33Oh!
03:34Oh!
03:35Can't somebody do something?
03:38Hey!
03:39Hey, that crazy foreigner must have thrown the radio in the boiler.
03:43Well, come on, let's get it out.
03:44I never heard of a radio-controlled boiler.
03:46Use a hammer.
03:47Oh!
03:48Oh!
03:49Oh!
03:50Oh!
03:51Oh!
03:52Oh!
03:53Oh!
03:54Oh!
03:55Oh!
03:56Oh!
03:57Oh!
03:58Get a torch!
03:59Oh!
04:00Oh!
04:01Wow!
04:02Oh!
04:03Oh!
04:04Oh!
04:05Oh!
04:06Oh!
04:07What are you trying to do?
04:08Get the acetylene torch!
04:10Oh!
04:11Oh!
04:12Oh!
04:13Oh!
04:14Oh!
04:15Oh!
04:16Come on!
04:17Come on!
04:18Oh!
04:19Oh!
04:20Oh!
04:21Oh!
04:22Oh!
04:23Oh!
04:24Oh!
04:25Somebody do something!
04:26Get a sledgehammer!
04:27There!
04:28I think it's all right!
04:29Give it away!
04:30Ah!
04:31Ah!
04:32Ah!
04:33Ah!
04:34Ah!
04:35Ah!
04:36Ah!
04:37Boy, we must have blown out a tube.
04:40Yeah, I guess as soon as we get this radio out of here,
04:42you know we got to seal it back up.
04:44Yeah, I know.
04:46You just keep on with the job.
04:47We'll get it done.
04:54Hey, wait a minute.
04:55It ain't five o'clock yet.
04:57Put those things down.
04:59Wait till I get this radio out of here.
05:08It's a murder.
05:09And the habeas corpus is in there.
05:11Yeah.
05:12Hey, we got to get that thing open.
05:15Get a sledge.
05:16Come on.
05:17Come on, hurry.
05:27Bus!
05:28Bus!
05:29What's the matter?
05:30What's the matter?
05:31Speak to me, pal.
05:32Speak to me.
05:34Mother.
05:35Get up, mother.
05:38Here, here, here.
05:40How do you feel?
05:41You all right?
05:41Now, come on.
05:42Help me get this thing off.
05:43Get a hammer, aren't you?
05:45Come on.
05:54Take a look.
05:55Uh-uh.
05:56We'll both look.
05:58Well, all right.
06:05There's nothing but a horrible head.
06:09And that's upside down.
06:11What are we going to do?
06:12I...
06:13Stop!
06:17Hey, it's a lie.
06:19Wait, wait.
06:20I want to thank you boys for saving my life.
06:22Were you trying to get away from that foreigner?
06:25You mean Clemente?
06:26Yes.
06:27He wants to marry me, but I know he's only after my millions.
06:30Why did you give him the air?
06:32You don't understand.
06:33When he kisses me, I get goose pimples all over me.
06:38And then I'm a dead duck.
06:40Oh, go on.
06:41A kiss never killed a duck.
06:43Well, you don't believe me, huh?
06:44I'll show you.
06:51Well, for God's sake.
06:53See?
06:54Works every time.
06:55I'll show you again.
06:56Hey, I got a proposition for you.
07:02No, you don't.
07:03Oh, you don't understand.
07:04My shower needs repairing.
07:05I want you to fix it.
07:07Here's my card.
07:10I'll be seeing you.
07:12Hey, we're going to top that oil well.
07:14Yeah, well, don't forget to forget your tools.
07:20Oh, you're clumsy.
07:38Well, what seems to be the trouble?
07:54It's the shower.
07:55Fix it.
07:59Oh, we'll have that fixed in less than a week.
08:01Gee, thanks.
08:02Hey, you get down and turn off the water.
08:06And when I hit on here like that,
08:09I then turn it back on.
08:10Oh, my God.
08:40Oh, I thought I could finish this
08:42before he bothered me.
08:58Oh, my little Apple Blinces.
09:00Why do you always fritter and frutter away from me?
09:06You have someone else?
09:08A new sweetheart, huh?
09:09Don't be foolish.
09:13That was a man's sneeze.
09:15You are hiding in, huh?
09:19Come on, I'll try shoot through the door.
09:28Most of the time, I just work with drain pipes.
09:30Ah, you was a blanket face again, huh?
09:43Okay, monsieur.
09:44We will fight.
09:45That suits me.
09:46Not that way, you fool.
09:52We will fight a duel by gentlemen on the field of honor.
09:55My God.
09:56It's all right with me.
09:57Don't let them bluff you.
09:59My hero.
10:01To think you'd let them kill you for me.
10:05Shady point.
10:06That sunburst.
10:07What do you do?
10:08Skip a gutter.
10:09Break a leg.
10:13Hey!
10:14How do you fight a duel?
10:16For dueling, it is very easy.
10:18First, of course, you must be dressed properly.
10:21You wear a morning coat and a beautiful sash.
10:23Wait.
10:24Attends, I will show you.
10:25Madame, please?
10:26Sure.
10:27Come, sir.
10:29You see?
10:30Well, what do you know?
10:32That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that.
10:34Why, it's nothing but the sash.
10:35Give it to us.
10:35There you are.
10:36You try, monsieur.
10:37What?
10:38Give yourself a spin.
10:40Kilo.
10:41All right.
10:49Hey, what happened?
10:50Oh, look.
10:51I didn't know him.
10:52Then, monsieur, you take this out.
10:57Like this.
11:02Again.
11:07Hey, monsieur.
11:08Hey, monsieur.
11:09Hey, monsieur.
11:09Look out.
11:12Oh, madame.
11:14Oh, madame.
11:15Oh, I'm a little bit of a bite.
11:17Oh, there.
11:22Oh, madame.
11:30Oh, madame.
11:35Oh, madame.
11:46Oh, madame.
11:49I am Pierre Lappochet, and this is Dr. Renault.
12:01I am Monty Piper, and this is Mr. Waters, the gentleman who is to be shot.
12:19You're going to hurt yourself before you get shot.
12:42Monsieur Clementi wishes to know your choice of weapons. Monsieur, which is the sword?
12:46It matters not, swords or pistols. I will kill him with anything.
12:51Hey, hey, look. Compromise with him. Let him use the sword, and I'll use the pistol.
12:57Well, what's wrong with that? The sword's longer than the pistol.
13:01Besides, Mr. Waters might miss and shoot himself.
13:07Jerk!
13:16Gentlemen! Gentlemen!
13:20Now look what you did.
13:25Business is picking up.
13:26Yeah.
13:30Gentlemen, your weapons. I have made a choice.
13:34I have made a choice.
13:39Oh, my God.
13:41Oh, my God.
13:58Oh, my God.
13:59Gentlemen!
14:00Gentlemen, I will say part when you will walk ten paces and then turn and fire.
14:09Come.
14:11So, back.
14:14Ready, part.
14:21Why didn't you shoot him?
14:24You lost the best chance you've ever had.
14:28That is not the way to go.
14:29Good, that way.
14:30And you don't forget.
14:32Here.
14:33So.
14:35Back.
14:37Ready, part.
14:51What is happening, you see?
14:52I am sorry.
14:53I am sorry.
15:05I make me sorry.
15:07You are sorry.
15:08You are the wrong man.
15:09Please.
15:10Now.
15:11Now.
15:12Ready.
15:13But.
15:14So.
15:15But.
15:15Now.
15:16Now.
15:16Ready.
15:17But.
15:18So.
15:19I am sorry. I make mistakes.
15:22You are the wrong man.
15:24Please, now. Now, ready.
15:27But, so.
15:38No, no, no, no, no, no.
15:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:45No, you cannot.
15:46No, no, no, no, no.
15:49That is again the rule.
15:54You drive this crazy.
15:58Throat!
16:00That is .
16:01My card.
16:02.
16:16No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:32No, no, no, no.
16:33Ready?
16:42One.
16:45Two.
16:46My hero.
17:16My hero.
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