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00:00Why did the stapler break up with the paper?
00:02Too many attachments.
00:04My keyboard is so dramatic, always putting on caps lock.
00:07The printer must be Italian.
00:08It always says pasta tray.
00:10Why don't secrets last in the office?
00:12Too many word documents.
00:14My mouse is lazy, always taking double clicks to do anything.
00:18Why did the sticky note fail at relationships?
00:21It couldn't commit.
00:23Coffee in the office is like Wi-Fi.
00:25Everyone panics when it's gone.
00:27Why did the computer go to therapy?
00:29Too many unresolved issues.
00:31My chair keeps squeaking.
00:32I think it's trying to file a complaint.
00:35Why are office scissors so dramatic?
00:36They always cut ties.
00:39The fax machine told a joke, but nobody got the transmission.
00:42Why did the calendar break up with the planner?
00:44Too many dates.
00:46Office pens disappear faster than my motivation on Mondays.
00:49Why did the interns stare at the whiteboard?
00:52They thought it was a flat-screen TV.
00:54The photocopier is basically a stand-up comedian.
00:57It always does impressions.
00:59Why don't staplers get promoted?
01:01They're stuck in the same position.
01:03I tried to high-five my monitor, but it just gave me static.
01:07Why is the office fridge so mean?
01:09It's full of cold shoulders.
01:11My desk drawer is a magician.
01:13It makes snacks disappear.
01:15Why did the clock get fired?
01:17It kept wasting time.
01:18The elevator is so awkward.
01:21Always bringing up old stuff.
01:23Why do printers always jam?
01:25Because they're part of a paper mafia.
01:28Why did the keyboard break up with the computer?
01:30Not their type.
01:32My boss asked me to start a spreadsheet, so I started spreading butter on bread.
01:36Why don't office plants gossip?
01:38They keep things low-key.
01:40Why did the swivel chair get dizzy?
01:42Too much spinning around the truth.
01:44The Wi-Fi went down.
01:46Productivity went up.
01:48Coincidence?
01:48Why don't paperclips argue?
01:50They always bend under pressure.
01:52I think my stapler is haunted.
01:53It keeps snapping at me.
01:55Why did the office lamp go to school?
01:57It wanted to be brighter.
01:59Meetings are like black holes.
02:00They suck time and energy.
02:02Why did the sticky note get promoted?
02:05It always stuck around.
02:06My computer doesn't like jokes.
02:08It freezes every time I tell one.
02:10Why don't spreadsheets get lost?
02:12They always stay in cells.
02:14The office microwave is the true villain.
02:17It steals everyone's popcorn.
02:19Why did the filing cabinet blush?
02:21Someone saw its drawers open.
02:23Why did the office keyboard start singing?
02:26It wanted to hit all the right notes.
02:28Office chairs are like co-workers.
02:30They always roll up when you least need them.
02:32Why did the printer apply for a loan?
02:35It was running low on paper.
02:36My stapler told me a joke.
02:38But it didn't hold together.
02:40Why is the office whiteboard so confident?
02:42It's always right.
02:44Why do office floors love drama?
02:47They're full of tile tales.
02:48The shredder is basically a drama queen, always tearing things apart.
02:53Why do pencils gossip?
02:55Because they always draw attention.
02:57Why was the paper clip late?
02:59It got caught in a jam.
03:01My keyboard threw a party.
03:02Turns out it had plenty of space.
03:05Why did the photocopier blush?
03:07It saw too many exposures.
03:08The office door is so emotional, it keeps unhinging.
03:14Why don't printers ever relax?
03:16They always feel under-pressured.
03:19Why did the ruler break up with the pencil?
03:22It felt used.
03:24Office Wi-Fi passwords are like co-workers, always changing and impossible to remember.
03:29Why do envelopes love gossip?
03:31They're full of sealed secrets.
03:33My office stapler is so bossy, it always tries to pin me down.
03:37Why was the office phone so clingy?
03:40It never wanted to hang up.
03:42Why do computers get invited to parties?
03:44They bring cookies.
03:46The office pen was upset.
03:48It felt like it didn't have a point.
03:50Why do meetings feel like sitcoms?
03:52Because they never get cancelled.
03:54Why did the laptop go broke?
03:56Too many tabs open.
03:58Why do office windows hate mornings?
04:00They're always blindsided.
04:02My office chair keeps rolling away.
04:05I think it's avoiding work.
04:06Why do spreadsheets love drama?
04:09They're always full of functions.
04:11The office fridge is scarier than a horror movie.
04:14Leftover Tupperware everywhere.
04:16Why do staplers love concerts?
04:19They're always headbanging.
04:20Why did the marker squeak?
04:22It was feeling a little dry.
04:24Why don't keyboards tell secrets?
04:26Too many spaces.
04:28My office clock keeps staring at me.
04:30It's time consuming.
04:32Why do files hate exercise?
04:33Too many folders to carry.
04:36Why was the office plant in trouble?
04:37It was rooted in gossip.
04:39Why do bosses love whiteboards?
04:41They can always erase their mistakes.
04:43Why was the office trash can so confident it knew everyone's dirt?
04:47My calculator keeps whispering.
04:49It's plotting something.
04:51Why do sticky notes make great employees?
04:53They're quick to take notes.
04:55Why did the binder break up with the folder?
04:57It wanted more space.
04:58Why do office tables love secrets?
05:00They always keep things under the surface.
05:03Why did the computer sleep?
05:04It was running out of energy.
05:06Why are paperclips bad liars?
05:08They're too transparent.
05:09Why do chairs gossip?
05:11Because they always overhear things.
05:13Why did the office fridge get promoted?
05:16It kept everything cool.
05:18Why do pens love drama?
05:20They're always making a point.
05:22Why was the coffee so popular?
05:24It kept everyone grounded.
05:25My desk lamp is lazy.
05:27It only works when it feels enlightened.
05:29Why did the printer scream?
05:32It saw a ghost in the paper tray.
05:34Why are office walls bad friends?
05:37They always close in on you.
05:39Why did the office fridge smell bad?
05:41Someone ghosted their leftovers.
05:44My desk has a split personality.
05:46It's full of drawers.
05:48Why do envelopes make terrible liars?
05:51You can see right through them.
05:53Why did the office fan get fired?
05:55It was blowing things out of proportion.
05:56Why do co-workers love the coffee machine?
06:00It's always brewing drama.
06:01My monitor is moody.
06:03It keeps giving me blank stares.
06:05Why did the stapler feel nervous?
06:07It was under a lot of pressure.
06:09Why don't office chairs keep secrets?
06:11They always roll away.
06:13Why was the paper so stressed?
06:15Too much on its plate.
06:17My keyboard thinks it's a comedian.
06:19Always hitting the right keys.
06:21Why do bosses hate clocks?
06:22They're always ticking them off.
06:24Why was the scanner so nosy?
06:26It was always checking people out.
06:28Why do office phones hate Mondays?
06:30Too many missed calls.
06:31My office carpet is a gossip.
06:33Always sweeping things under it.
06:35Why did the office window cry?
06:37It was painfully honest.
06:39Why do coffee mugs love gossip?
06:41They spill everything.
06:43Why was the paper shredder happy?
06:45It was tearing it up at work.
06:47My boss said to think outside the box,
06:49so I started sitting on my desk.
06:51Why did the printer go to the doctor?
06:53It had a paper jam.
06:54Why are office desks so boring?
06:57They never move.
06:58Why did the highlighter get a promotion?
07:00It always stood out.
07:01Why do whiteboards make bad friends?
07:03They erase you when they're done.
07:05My office pen refuses to write.
07:07It's being ink considerate.
07:09Why do staplers make bad therapists?
07:11They always snap.
07:13Why do computers hate nature?
07:15Too many bugs.
07:16Why did the office folder blush?
07:18Someone looked at its contents.
07:20My office chair squeaks.
07:21I think it's crying for help.
07:23Why did the mouse get fired?
07:25It was caught clicking around.
07:27Why do office fans love rumors?
07:30They spread them everywhere.
07:31My clock quit.
07:33It was tired of working overtime.
07:35Why do paper stacks make bad singers?
07:38They always fold under pressure.
07:40Why was the desk lamp smug?
07:43It had a bright idea.
07:44Why did the paper clip cry?
07:46It felt bent out of shape.
07:47Why do printers have trust issues?
07:50People always double-side them.
07:52Why did the eraser feel useless?
07:54It kept making mistakes disappear.
07:56My monitor says it needs a break.
07:58Its screen burned out.
08:00Why did the mouse bring snacks?
08:02For a right-click party.
08:03Why do sticky notes hate Mondays?
08:05They get stuck with too much work.
08:07My calculator told me a joke.
08:09But it didn't add up.
08:11Why do filing cabinets love gossip?
08:13They have all the dirt.
08:14Why was the ruler so cool?
08:15It had 12 inches of confidence.
08:18Why did the coffee cup blush?
08:19Someone spilled the beans.
08:21Why do bosses love staplers?
08:23They hold everything together.
08:24Why was the whiteboard marker shy?
08:26It was afraid to make a mark.
08:28Why do co-workers love paper clips?
08:30They hold the office together.
08:32My desk drawer keeps rattling.
08:34I think it's haunted by old snacks.
08:36Why did the keyboard sing karaoke?
08:38It wanted to hit the right notes.
08:40Why do office lamps make good detectives?
08:42They shed light on everything.
08:44Why was the office stapler in therapy?
08:46It couldn't handle the pressure.
08:48My office plant thinks it's a comedian.
08:50It keeps cracking up.
08:51Why do desks never lie?
08:53They always have good support.
08:55Why do printers gossip?
08:57They always run their mouths.
08:58Why did the office chair go to the gym?
09:00It wanted to tone its arms.
09:02My office mouse thinks it's a rebel.
09:04It scrolls out of control.
09:06Why was the envelope so calm?
09:08It kept everything sealed.
09:10Why do bosses love calculators?
09:12They always add value.
09:14My stapler refuses to work.
09:16It's stuck in the past.
09:18Why do computers hate the ocean?
09:20They're afraid of surfing.
09:22Why do sticky notes make great friends?
09:24They always stick with you.
09:26Why did the copier tell bad jokes?
09:28It wanted to lighten the mood.
09:30Why was the office keyboard so tired?
09:32It kept hitting the space bar.
09:34My office chair just rolled away.
09:36Guess it quit.
09:38Why did the stapler break up with the paper?
09:40Too many attachments.
09:41My keyboard is so dramatic.
09:43Always putting on caps lock.
09:45The printer must be Italian.
09:46It always says pasta tray.
09:48Why don't secrets last in the office?
09:50Too many word documents.
09:52My mouse is lazy.
09:54Always taking double clicks to do anything.
09:56Why did the sticky note fail at relationships?
09:59It couldn't commit.
10:00Coffee in the office is like Wi-Fi.
10:03Everyone panics when it's gone.
10:05Why did the computer go to therapy?
10:07Too many unresolved issues.
10:09My chair keeps squeaking.
10:10I think it's trying to file a complaint.
10:13Why are office scissors so dramatic?
10:15They always cut ties.
10:16The fax machine told a joke, but nobody got the transmission.
10:20Why did the calendar break up with the planner?
10:22Too many dates.
10:23Office pens disappear faster than my motivation on Mondays.
10:27Why did the intern stare at the whiteboard?
10:30They thought it was a flat screen TV.
10:32The photocopier is basically a stand-up comedian.
10:35It always does impressions.
10:37Why don't staplers get promoted?
10:39They're stuck in the same position.
10:41I tried to high-five my monitor, but it just gave me static.
10:44Why is the office fridge so mean?
10:47It's full of cold shoulders.
10:49My desk drawer is a magician.
10:51It makes snacks disappear.
10:52Why did the clock get fired?
10:55It kept wasting time.
10:57The elevator is so awkward.
10:59Always bringing up old stuff.
11:01Why do printers always jam?
11:03Because they're part of a paper mafia.
11:05Why did the keyboard break up with the computer?
11:08Not their type.
11:10My boss asked me to start a spreadsheet, so I started spreading butter on bread.
11:14Why don't office plants gossip?
11:16They keep things low-key.
11:18Why did the swivel chair get dizzy?
11:20Too much spinning around the truth.
11:22The Wi-Fi went down.
11:24Productivity went up.
11:25Coincidence?
11:26Why don't paperclips argue?
11:28They always bend under pressure.
11:30I think my stapler is haunted.
11:31It keeps snapping at me.
11:33Why did the office lamp go to school?
11:35It wanted to be brighter.
11:37Meetings are like black holes.
11:38They suck time and energy.
11:40Why did the sticky note get promoted?
11:43It always stuck around.
11:44My computer doesn't like jokes.
11:46It freezes every time I tell one.
11:48Why don't spreadsheets get lost?
11:50They always stay in cells.
11:52The office microwave is the true villain.
11:55It steals everyone's popcorn.
11:57Why did the filing cabinet blush?
11:59Someone saw its drawers open.
12:01Why did the office keyboard start singing?
12:03It wanted to hit all the right notes.
12:06Office chairs are like co-workers.
12:08They always roll up when you least need them.
12:10Why did the printer apply for a loan?
12:12It was running low on paper.
12:14My stapler told me a joke, but it didn't hold together.
12:18Why is the office whiteboard so confident?
12:21It's always right.
12:22Why do office floors love drama?
12:24They're full of tile tales.
12:26The shredder is basically a drama queen, always tearing things apart.
12:30Why do pencils gossip?
12:33Because they always draw attention.
12:35Why was the paper clip late?
12:37It got caught in a jam.
12:39My keyboard threw a party.
12:40Turns out it had plenty of space.
12:43Why did the photocopier blush?
12:45It saw too many exposures.
12:47The office door is so emotional.
12:50It keeps unhinging.
12:52Why don't printers ever relax?
12:54They always feel under-pressured.
12:56Why did the ruler break up with the pencil?
13:00It felt used.
13:01Office Wi-Fi passwords are like co-workers, always changing and impossible to remember.
13:07Why do envelopes love gossip?
13:09They're full of sealed secrets.
13:11My office stapler is so bossy, it always tries to pin me down.
13:16Why was the office phone so clingy?
13:18It never wanted to hang up.
13:20Why do computers get invited to parties?
13:22They bring cookies.
13:24The office pen was upset.
13:25It felt like it didn't have a point.
13:28Why do meetings feel like sitcoms?
13:30Because they never get cancelled.
13:32Why did the laptop go broke?
13:34Too many tabs open.
13:36Why do office windows hate mornings?
13:38They're always blindsided.
13:40My office chair keeps rolling away.
13:42I think it's avoiding work.
13:44Why do spreadsheets love drama?
13:47They're always full of functions.
13:49The office fridge is scarier than a horror movie.
13:52Leftover Tupperware everywhere.
13:54Why do staplers love concerts?
13:57They're always headbanging.
13:58Why did the marker squeak?
14:00It was feeling a little dry.
14:02Why don't keyboards tell secrets?
14:04Too many spaces.
14:06My office clock keeps staring at me.
14:08It's time consuming.
14:10Why do files hate exercise?
14:12Too many folders to carry.
14:14Why was the office plant in trouble?
14:15It was rooted in gossip.
14:17Why do bosses love whiteboards?
14:19They can always erase their mistakes.
14:20Why was the office trash can so confident it knew everyone's dirt?
14:25My calculator keeps whispering.
14:27It's plotting something.
14:29Why do sticky notes make great employees?
14:31They're quick to take notes.
14:32Why did the binder break up with the folder?
14:35It wanted more space.
14:36Why do office tables love secrets?
14:38They always keep things under the surface.
14:40Why did the computer sleep?
14:42It was running out of energy.
14:44Why are paperclips bad liars?
14:46They're too transparent.
14:47Why do chairs gossip?
14:49Because they always overhear things.
14:51Why did the office fridge get promoted?
14:54It kept everything cool.
14:56Why do pens love drama?
14:58They're always making a point.
15:00Why was the coffee so popular?
15:02It kept everyone grounded.
15:03My desk lamp is lazy.
15:05It only works when it feels enlightened.
15:07Why did the printer scream?
15:10It saw a ghost in the paper tray.
15:12Why are office walls bad friends?
15:14They always close in on you.
15:17Why did the office fridge smell bad?
15:19Someone ghosted their leftovers.
15:22My desk has a split personality.
15:24It's full of drawers.
15:26Why do envelopes make terrible liars?
15:29You can see right through them.
15:31Why did the office fan get fired?
15:33It was blowing things out of proportion.
15:35Why do co-workers love the coffee machine?
15:37It's always brewing drama.
15:39My monitor is moody.
15:41It keeps giving me blank stares.
15:43Why did the stapler feel nervous?
15:45It was under a lot of pressure.
15:47Why don't office chairs keep secrets?
15:49They always roll away.
15:51Why was the paper so stressed?
15:53Too much on its plate.
15:54My keyboard thinks it's a comedian.
15:57Always hitting the right keys.
15:58Why do bosses hate clocks?
16:00They're always ticking them off.
16:02Why was the scanner so nosy?
16:04It was always checking people out.
16:06Why do office phones hate Mondays?
16:08Too many missed calls.
16:09My office carpet is a gossip.
16:11Always sweeping things under it.
16:13Why did the office window cry?
16:15It was painfully honest.
16:17Why do coffee mugs love gossip?
16:19They spill everything.
16:21Why was the paper shredder happy?
16:23It was tearing it up at work.
16:25My boss said to think outside the box, so I started sitting on my desk.
16:29Why did the printer go to the doctor?
16:31It had a paper jam.
16:32Why are office desks so boring?
16:34They never move.
16:36Why did the highlighter get a promotion?
16:37It always stood out.
16:39Why do whiteboards make bad friends?
16:41They erase you when they're done.
16:43My office pen refuses to write.
16:45It's being ink considerate.
16:47Why do staplers make bad therapists?
16:49They always snap.
16:51Why do computers hate nature?
16:53Too many bugs.
16:54Why did the office folder blush?
16:56Someone looked at its contents.
16:58My office chair squeaks.
16:59I think it's crying for help.
17:01Why did the mouse get fired?
17:03It was caught clicking around.
17:05Why do office fans love rumors?
17:08They spread them everywhere.
17:09My clock quit.
17:11It was tired of working overtime.
17:13Why do paper stacks make bad singers?
17:15They always fold under pressure.
17:18Why was the desk lamp smug?
17:21It had a bright idea.
17:22Why did the paperclip cry?
17:24It felt bent out of shape.
17:26Why do printers have trust issues?
17:28People always double-side them.
17:30Why did the eraser feel useless?
17:32It kept making mistakes disappear.
17:34My monitor says it needs a break.
17:36Its screen burned out.
17:38Why did the mouse bring snacks?
17:40For a right-click party.
17:41Why do sticky notes hate Mondays?
17:43They get stuck with too much work.
17:45My calculator told me a joke.
17:47But it didn't add up.
17:49Why do filing cabinets love gossip?
17:51They have all the dirt.
17:52Why was the ruler so cool?
17:54It had 12 inches of confidence.
17:55Why did the coffee cup blush?
17:57Someone spilled the beans.
17:59Why do bosses love staplers?
18:00They hold everything together.
18:02Why was the whiteboard marker shy?
18:04It was afraid to make a mark.
18:06Why do co-workers love paperclips?
18:08They hold the office together.
18:10My desk drawer keeps rattling.
18:12I think it's haunted by old snacks.
18:14Why did the keyboard sing karaoke?
18:16It wanted to hit the right notes.
18:18Why do office lamps make good detectives?
18:20They shed light on everything.
18:22Why was the office stapler in therapy?
18:24It couldn't handle the pressure.
18:25My office plant thinks it's a comedian.
18:28It keeps cracking up.
18:29Why do desks never lie?
18:31They always have good support.
18:33Why do printers gossip?
18:34They always run their mouths.
18:36Why did the office chair go to the gym?
18:38It wanted to tone its arms.
18:40My office mouse thinks it's a rebel.
18:42It scrolls out of control.
18:44Why was the envelope so calm?
18:46It kept everything sealed.
18:48Why do bosses love calculators?
18:51They always add value.
18:52My stapler refuses to work.
18:54It's stuck in the past.
18:56Why do computers hate the ocean?
18:58They're afraid of surfing.
19:00Why do sticky notes make great friends?
19:02They always stick with you.
19:04Why did the copier tell bad jokes?
19:06It wanted to lighten the mood.
19:08Why was the office keyboard so tired?
19:10It kept hitting the space bar.
19:12My office chair just rolled away.
19:14Guess it quit.
19:16Why did the stapler break up with the paper?
19:18Too many attachments.
19:20My keyboard is so dramatic, always putting on caps lock.
19:22The printer must be Italian.
19:24It always says pasta tray.
19:26Why don't secrets last in the office?
19:28Too many word documents.
19:30My mouse is lazy.
19:32Always taking double clicks to do anything.
19:34Why did the sticky note fail at relationships?
19:37It couldn't commit.
19:38Coffee in the office is like Wi-Fi.
19:41Everyone panics when it's gone.
19:43Why did the computer go to therapy?
19:45Too many unresolved issues.
19:47My chair keeps squeaking.
19:48I think it's trying to file a complaint.
19:51Why are office scissors so dramatic?
19:53They always cut ties.
19:54The fax machine told a joke, but nobody got the transmission.
19:58Why did the calendar break up with the planner?
20:00Too many dates.
20:01Office pens disappear faster than my motivation on Mondays.
20:05Why did the interns stare at the whiteboard?
20:08They thought it was a flat-screen TV.
20:10The photocopier is basically a stand-up comedian.
20:13It always does impressions.
20:14Why don't staplers get promoted?
20:17They're stuck in the same position.
20:19I tried to high-five my monitor, but it just gave me static.
20:22Why is the office fridge so mean?
20:25It's full of cold shoulders.
20:27My desk drawer is a magician.
20:29It makes snacks disappear.
20:31Why did the clock get fired?
20:33It kept wasting time.
20:35The elevator is so awkward.
20:37Always bringing up old stuff.
20:39Why do printers always jam?
20:41Because they're part of a paper mafia.
20:43Why did the keyboard break up with the computer?
20:46Not their type.
20:47My boss asked me to start a spreadsheet, so I started spreading butter on bread.
20:52Why don't office plants gossip?
20:54They keep things low-key.
20:56Why did the swivel chair get dizzy?
20:58Too much spinning around the truth.
21:00The Wi-Fi went down.
21:02Productivity went up.
21:03Coincidence?
21:04Why don't paperclips argue?
21:06They always bend under pressure.
21:08I think my stapler is haunted.
21:09It keeps snapping at me.
21:11Why did the office lamp go to school?
21:12It wanted to be brighter.
21:14Meetings are like black holes.
21:16They suck time and energy.
21:19Why did the sticky note get promoted?
21:21It always stuck around.
21:22My computer doesn't like jokes.
21:24It freezes every time I tell one.
21:26Why don't spreadsheets get lost?
21:28They always stay in cells.
21:30The office microwave is the true villain.
21:33It steals everyone's popcorn.
21:35Why did the filing cabinet blush?
21:37Someone saw its drawers open.
21:39Why did the office keyboard start singing?
21:41It wanted to hit all the right notes.
21:44Office chairs are like co-workers.
21:46They always roll up when you least need them.
21:48Why did the printer apply for a loan?
21:50It was running low on paper.
21:52My stapler told me a joke.
21:54But it didn't hold together.
21:56Why is the office whiteboard so confident?
21:59It's always right.
22:00Why do office floors love drama?
22:02They're full of tile tales.
22:04The shredder is basically a drama queen, always tearing things apart.
22:08Why do pencils gossip?
22:11Because they always draw attention.
22:13Why was the paper clip late?
22:15It got caught in a jam.
22:17My keyboard threw a party.
22:18Turns out it had plenty of space.
22:20Why did the photocopier blush?
22:23It saw too many exposures.
22:25The office door is so emotional.
22:28It keeps unhinging.
22:30Why don't printers ever relax?
22:32They always feel under-pressured.
22:34Why did the ruler break up with the pencil?
22:38It felt used.
22:39Office Wi-Fi passwords are like co-workers.
22:42Always changing and impossible to remember.
22:45Why do envelopes love gossip?
22:47They're full of sealed secrets.
22:49My office stapler is so bossy, it always tries to pin me down.
22:54Why was the office phone so clingy?
22:56It never wanted to hang up.
22:58Why do computers get invited to parties?
23:00They bring cookies.
23:01The office pen was upset.
23:03It felt like it didn't have a point.
23:05Why do meetings feel like sitcoms?
23:08Because they never get cancelled.
23:10Why did the laptop go broke?
23:12Too many tabs open.
23:14Why do office windows hate mornings?
23:16They're always blindsided.
23:18My office chair keeps rolling away.
23:20I think it's avoiding work.
23:22Why do spreadsheets love drama?
23:25They're always full of functions.
23:27The office fridge is scarier than a horror movie.
23:30Leftover Tupperware everywhere.
23:31Why do staplers love concerts?
23:34They're always headbanging.
23:36Why did the marker squeak?
23:38It was feeling a little dry.
23:40Why don't keyboards tell secrets?
23:42Too many spaces.
23:44My office clock keeps staring at me.
23:46It's time consuming.
23:48Why do files hate exercise?
23:50Too many folders to carry.
23:51Why was the office plant in trouble?
23:53It was rooted in gossip.
23:55Why do bosses love whiteboards?
23:57They can always erase their mistakes.
23:58Why was the office trash can so confident it knew everyone's dirt?
24:03My calculator keeps whispering.
24:05It's plotting something.
24:06Why do sticky notes make great employees?
24:09They're quick to take notes.
24:10Why did the binder break up with the folder?
24:12It wanted more space.
24:14Why do office tables love secrets?
24:16They always keep things under the surface.
24:18Why did the computer sleep?
24:20It was running out of energy.
24:21Why are paperclips...
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