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00:00In a world where left socks vanish without warning, one confused spoon has decided enough
00:05is enough.
00:06It's not even his fight.
00:07He just wants to stir in peace.
00:09Meanwhile, in the kingdom of the junk drawer, batteries, twist ties, and mysterious crumbs
00:14hold a secret meeting.
00:16The agenda?
00:18Revenge.
00:19Also, snacks.
00:20Fun fact.
00:21Grapes scream internally every time you pluck them.
00:25Outwardly?
00:26Silent.
00:27But inside?
00:29Existential pants.
00:30Panic.
00:30Speaking of panic, I once met a blender who refused to blend unless you told it a joke
00:34first.
00:35I said, why did the tomato turn red?
00:37It said, because it saw the salad dressing.
00:40And then it made salsa out of pure spite.
00:43Have you ever stared into the eyes of a toaster for too long?
00:45Don't.
00:46It knows your darkest breakfast choices.
00:48And it remembers.
00:49Legend says if you hum near the fridge after 11 p.m., the butter will start singing show
00:54tunes.
00:55I haven't confirmed this, but my margarine is suspiciously jazz-hansy.
00:59Chairs don't like you.
01:01They tolerate you.
01:02But every time you flop down without warning, they whisper, rude.
01:06I once got into an argument with a measuring cup.
01:09It insisted it was three-fourths full.
01:11I said it was half empty.
01:12Now we're not on speaking terms.
01:14There's a small chance that your remote control is actively hiding from you.
01:18It's part of their culture.
01:20A rite of passage.
01:21If you find it on the couch, that was a mistake.
01:24Let's talk about Tupperware.
01:26You think it's there to help you?
01:28It is not.
01:29It is a plastic trickster with 36 lids that fit none of the containers you actually need.
01:35It thrives on your confusion.
01:38And forks?
01:39Don't even start.
01:40They're just angry tridents who didn't get cast in The Little Mermaid.
01:44Somewhere in a forgotten cabinet, a lonely jar of expired mustard dreams of relevance.
01:49Once it was the hero of hot dogs.
01:51Now?
01:52Just yellow sadness.
01:54I saw a spoon once trying to be a knife.
01:56Just sliding across bread like, I got this.
01:59No, spoon.
02:00No, you do not.
02:02Meanwhile, the knife was in the corner muttering,
02:04Bet you can't cut tomatoes like I can, coward.
02:06If you listen closely, you'll hear your shampoo bottle sigh when you drop it for the third time.
02:12It's tired.
02:13You're slippery.
02:14This relationship is strained.
02:16Imagine if all the socks you've ever lost formed a society.
02:19What would they call themselves?
02:21The Footloose Resistance?
02:22The Socket-E?
02:23The League of Holy Rebels?
02:25Sometimes I think my shower loofah judges me.
02:27Just hangs there like,
02:29Again, with the three-minute rinse and no conditioner?
02:32Yes, Sharon, again.
02:33I tried to meditate once, but my toothbrush kept yelling in my head.
02:37You forgot to rinse me!
02:39Chill, bristle boy.
02:40I was going to.
02:42I had a dream that my furniture came alive and rearranged itself just to confuse me.
02:47I woke up on the floor, holding a lamp, still unclear whether it was a dream or Tuesday.
02:53I trust spoons more than forks, but I trust sporks the most.
02:56They're the diplomats of cutlery, the neutral zone between stabbing and scooping.
03:01Your houseplants?
03:02They've been holding a silent grudge since the time you watered them with orange soda,
03:06just to see what would happen.
03:08They didn't forget.
03:09They didn't forgive.
03:11Somewhere under the couch, a group of dust bunnies have formed a democracy.
03:15They elected a crayon stub as mayor.
03:17His name is Greg.
03:18He's fair, but emotionally fragile.
03:21Every pizza box has a story.
03:23Most involve regret, melted cheese, and questionable decisions after midnight.
03:28One box claimed to be haunted.
03:30Turned out it was just anchovies.
03:32Microwaves are dramatic.
03:34One second too long, and it's like, I've seen the end of time.
03:38Popcorn especially.
03:40All at once is chaos and fire.
03:42Yesterday I saw a paperclip holding two receipts together.
03:46It looked proud.
03:47Like, I am the spine of this financial sandwich.
03:50We respect you, little bent warrior.
03:53I tried talking to my mirror once.
03:55It blinked.
03:56I ran.
03:57I still don't know if it was real, or just me blinking at myself.
04:01But I'm not risking it again.
04:02Why do we call them dust bunnies?
04:05That makes them sound adorable.
04:07They're not.
04:07They're tiny tumbleweeds of betrayal.
04:10Sometimes I feel like my phone charger judges how I plug it in.
04:14You flipped me three times.
04:16I was upside down the whole time.
04:18Well, maybe don't be symmetrical and mysterious, okay?
04:21If I ever meet a ghost, I hope it's a friendly kitchen ghost.
04:25Like one that organizes the spice rack while humming 90s pop.
04:29Not one of those scream-in-the-bathroom ones.
04:31That's not my vibe.
04:33One day, my cereal just exploded.
04:36No explanation.
04:37Just betrayal in crunchy form.
04:39R.I.P. to my clean floor and emotional stability.
04:42I made eye contact with my laundry basket, and it said,
04:46You think folding me will fix your life?
04:48I said,
04:49Maybe.
04:50It laughed.
04:51Then collapsed.
04:53Do you ever get the feeling your fridge light is throwing parties when the door's closed?
04:56Like it's the hottest club in town until you open it, and it's all,
05:01Oh, uh, nothing.
05:03Just chillin'.
05:04Milk's over there.
05:05I put a sticker on my toaster once to make it look cool.
05:09Now it only toasts one side of the bread.
05:12Rebellion is real.
05:14If ketchup bottles were honest, they'd come with a warning.
05:18May explode violently in public and embarrass you in front of your date.
05:23True story.
05:24She still calls me Tomato Man.
05:27And finally, a moment of silence for all the pens that disappeared without a trace.
05:32You were loved.
05:33You were needed.
05:34You were probably in someone else's bag the whole time.
05:37But fear not, for the chaos continues.
05:40And somewhere a banana peels itself, just to feel something.
05:44In a world where left socks vanish without warning,
05:47one confused spoon has decided enough is enough.
05:50It's not even his fight.
05:51He just wants to stir in peace.
05:53Meanwhile, in the kingdom of the junk drawer, batteries, twist ties, and mysterious crumbs
05:58hold a secret meeting.
06:00The agenda?
06:01Revenge.
06:02Also, snacks.
06:04Fun fact.
06:05Grapes scream internally every time you pluck them.
06:08Outwardly?
06:10Silent.
06:10But inside?
06:13Existential panic.
06:14Speaking of panic, I once met a blender who refused to blend unless you told it a joke
06:18first.
06:19I said, why did the tomato turn red?
06:21It said, because it saw the salad dressing.
06:24And then it made salsa out of pure spite.
06:26Have you ever stared into the eyes of a toaster for too long?
06:29Don't.
06:30It knows your darkest breakfast choices.
06:32And it remembers.
06:33Legend says if you hum near the fridge after 11 p.m., the butter will start singing show
06:38tunes.
06:39I haven't confirmed this, but my margarine is suspiciously jazz handsy.
06:43Chairs don't like you.
06:44They tolerate you.
06:46But every time you flop down without warning, they whisper, rude.
06:50I once got into an argument with a measuring cup.
06:52It insisted it was three-fourths full.
06:55I said it was half empty.
06:56Now we're not on speaking terms.
06:58There's a small chance that your remote control is actively hiding from you.
07:02It's part of their culture.
07:04A rite of passage.
07:05If you find it on the couch, that was a mistake.
07:08Let's talk about Tupperware.
07:10You think it's there to help you?
07:11It is not.
07:13It is a plastic trickster with 36 lids that fit none of the containers you actually need.
07:19It thrives on your confusion.
07:22And forks?
07:22Don't even start.
07:24They're just angry tridents who didn't get cast in The Little Mermaid.
07:27Somewhere in a forgotten cabinet, a lonely jar of expired mustard dreams of relevance.
07:33Once it was the hero of hot dogs.
07:35Now?
07:36Just yellow sadness.
07:38I saw a spoon once trying to be a knife.
07:40Just sliding across bread like, I got this.
07:43No, spoon.
07:44No, you do not.
07:45Meanwhile, the knife was in the corner muttering,
07:48Bet you can't cut tomatoes like I can, coward.
07:50If you listen closely, you'll hear your shampoo bottle sigh when you drop it for the third time.
07:56It's tired.
07:57You're slippery.
07:58This relationship is strained.
08:00Imagine if all the socks you've ever lost formed a society.
08:03What would they call themselves?
08:05The Footloose Resistance?
08:06The Socket-E?
08:07The League of Holy Rebels?
08:08Sometimes I think my shower loofah judges me.
08:11Just hangs there like...
08:13Again, with the three-minute rinse and no conditioner?
08:15Yes, Sharon, again.
08:17I tried to meditate once, but my toothbrush kept yelling in my head.
08:21You forgot to rinse me!
08:23Chill, bristle boy.
08:24I was going to.
08:26I had a dream that my furniture came alive and rearranged itself just to confuse me.
08:31I woke up on the floor, holding a lamp,
08:33still unclear whether it was a dream or Tuesday.
08:36I trust spoons more than forks, but I trust sporks the most.
08:40They're the diplomats of cutlery,
08:42the neutral zone between stabbing and scooping.
08:45Your houseplants?
08:46They've been holding a silent grudge since the time you watered them with orange soda,
08:50just to see what would happen.
08:52They didn't forget.
08:53They didn't forgive.
08:55Somewhere under the couch, a group of dust bunnies have formed a democracy.
08:59They elected a crayon stub as mayor.
09:01His name is Greg.
09:02He's fair, but emotionally fragile.
09:04Every pizza box has a story.
09:07Most involve regret, melted cheese, and questionable decisions after midnight.
09:12One box claimed to be haunted.
09:14Turned out it was just anchovies.
09:16Microwaves are dramatic.
09:18One second too long, and it's like, I've seen the end of time.
09:22Popcorn especially.
09:23All it wants is chaos and fire.
09:26Yesterday I saw a paperclip holding two receipts together.
09:29It looked proud, like, I am the spine of this financial sandwich.
09:35We respect you, little bent warrior.
09:37I tried talking to my mirror once.
09:39It blinked.
09:40I ran.
09:41I still don't know if it was real, or just me blinking at myself.
09:44But I'm not risking it again.
09:46Why do we call them dust bunnies?
09:48That makes them sound adorable.
09:50They're not.
09:51They're tiny tumbleweeds of betrayal.
09:54Sometimes I feel like my phone charger judges how I plug it in.
09:57You flipped me three times.
10:00I was upside down the whole time.
10:02Well, maybe don't be symmetrical and mysterious, okay?
10:05If I ever meet a ghost, I hope it's a friendly kitchen ghost.
10:09Like one that organizes the spice rack while humming 90s pop.
10:13Not one of those scream-in-the-bathroom ones.
10:15That's not my vibe.
10:17One day my cereal just exploded.
10:20No explanation.
10:21Just betrayal in crunchy form.
10:23R.I.P. to my clean floor and emotional stability.
10:26I made eye contact with my laundry basket, and it said,
10:30You think folding me will fix your life?
10:32I said, Maybe.
10:34It laughed.
10:35Then collapsed.
10:36Do you ever get the feeling your fridge light is throwing parties when the doors closed?
10:41Like it's the hottest club in town until you open it, and it's all,
10:45Oh, uh, nothing.
10:46Just chillin'.
10:47Milk's over there.
10:49I put a sticker on my toaster once to make it look cool.
10:53Now it only toasts one side of the bread.
10:56Rebellion is real.
10:58If ketchup bottles were honest, they'd come with a warning.
11:02May explode violently in public and embarrass you in front of your date.
11:07True story.
11:08She still calls me Tomato Man.
11:10And finally, a moment of silence for all the pens that disappeared without a trace.
11:15You were loved.
11:16You were needed.
11:17You were probably in someone else's bag the whole time.
11:20But fear not, for the chaos continues.
11:24And somewhere a banana peels itself, just to feel something.
11:27In a world where left socks vanish without warning, one confused spoon has decided enough
11:32is enough.
11:33It's not even his fight.
11:35He just wants to stir in peace.
11:36Meanwhile, in the kingdom of the junk drawer, batteries, twist ties, and mysterious crumbs
11:42hold a secret meeting.
11:44The agenda?
11:45Revenge.
11:46Also, snacks.
11:48Fun fact.
11:49Grapes scream internally every time you pluck them.
11:52Outwardly?
11:53Silent.
11:55But inside?
11:56Existential panic.
11:58Speaking of panic, I once met a blender who refused to blend unless you told it a joke
12:02first.
12:02I said,
12:03Why did the tomato turn red?
12:05It said, Because it saw the salad dressing.
12:08And then it made salsa out of pure spite.
12:10Have you ever stared into the eyes of a toaster for too long?
12:13Don't.
12:14It knows your darkest breakfast choices.
12:16And it remembers.
12:17Legend says if you hum near the fridge after 11 p.m., the butter will start singing show
12:22tunes.
12:22I haven't confirmed this, but my margarine is suspiciously jazz handsy.
12:27Chairs don't like you.
12:28They tolerate you.
12:29But every time you flop down without warning, they whisper, Rude.
12:33I once got into an argument with a measuring cup.
12:36It insisted it was three-fourths full.
12:39I said it was half empty.
12:40Now we're not on speaking terms.
12:42There's a small chance that your remote control is actively hiding from you.
12:46It's part of their culture.
12:47A rite of passage.
12:49If you find it on the couch, that was a mistake.
12:52Let's talk about Tupperware.
12:53You think it's there to help you?
12:55It is not.
12:56It is a plastic trickster with 36 lids that fit none of the containers you actually need.
13:03It thrives on your confusion.
13:05And forks don't even start.
13:08They're just angry tridents who didn't get cast in The Little Mermaid.
13:11Somewhere in a forgotten cabinet, a lonely jar of expired mustard dreams of relevance.
13:17Once it was the hero of hot dogs.
13:19Now, just yellow sadness.
13:21I saw a spoon once trying to be a knife.
13:24Just sliding across bread like, I got this.
13:27No, spoon.
13:28No, you do not.
13:29Meanwhile, the knife was in the corner muttering,
13:32Bet you can't cut tomatoes like I can, coward.
13:34If you listen closely, you'll hear your shampoo bottle sigh when you drop it for the third time.
13:39It's tired.
13:40You're slippery.
13:41This relationship is strained.
13:43Imagine if all the socks you've ever lost formed a society.
13:47What would they call themselves?
13:48The Footloose Resistance, the Socket-E, the League of Holy Rebels?
13:52Sometimes I think my shower loofah judges me.
13:55Just hangs there like, again, with the three-minute rinse and no conditioner?
13:59Yes, Sharon, again.
14:01I tried to meditate once, but my toothbrush kept yelling in my head.
14:05You forgot to rinse me!
14:07Chill, bristle boy.
14:08I was going to.
14:10I had a dream that my furniture came alive and rearranged itself just to confuse me.
14:14I woke up on the floor, holding a lamp, still unclear whether it was a dream or Tuesday.
14:20I trust spoons more than forks, but I trust sporks the most.
14:24They're the diplomats of cutlery, the neutral zone between stabbing and scooping.
14:29Your houseplants?
14:30They've been holding a silent grudge since the time you watered them with orange soda,
14:34just to see what would happen.
14:36They didn't forget.
14:37They didn't forgive.
14:38Somewhere under the couch, a group of dust bunnies have formed a democracy.
14:42They elected a crayon stub as mayor.
14:45His name is Greg.
14:46He's fair, but emotionally fragile.
14:48Every pizza box has a story.
14:50Most involve regret, melted cheese, and questionable decisions after midnight.
14:56One box claimed to be haunted.
14:58Turned out it was just anchovies.
15:00Microwaves are dramatic.
15:02One second too long, and it's like, I've seen the end of time.
15:06Popcorn especially.
15:07All it wants is chaos and fire.
15:09Yesterday, I saw a paperclip holding two receipts together.
15:13It looked proud.
15:15Like, I am the spine of this financial sandwich.
15:18We respect you, little bent warrior.
15:20I tried talking to my mirror once.
15:22It blinked.
15:23I ran.
15:25I still don't know if it was real, or just me blinking at myself.
15:28But I'm not risking it again.
15:30Why do we call them dust bunnies?
15:32That makes them sound adorable.
15:34They're not.
15:35They're tiny tumbleweeds of betrayal.
15:37Sometimes I feel like my phone charger judges how I plug it in.
15:42You flipped me three times.
15:43I was upside down the whole time.
15:46Well, maybe don't be symmetrical and mysterious, okay?
15:49If I ever meet a ghost, I hope it's a friendly kitchen ghost.
15:53Like one that organizes the spice rack while humming 90s pop.
15:56Not one of those scream-in-the-bathroom ones.
15:59That's not my vibe.
16:00One day, my cereal just exploded.
16:03No explanation.
16:05Just betrayal in crunchy form.
16:06R.I.P. to my clean floor and emotional stability.
16:10I made eye contact with my laundry basket, and it said,
16:14You think folding me will fix your life?
16:16I said, Maybe.
16:18It laughed.
16:19Then collapsed.
16:20Do you ever get the feeling your fridge light is throwing parties when the door's closed?
16:24Like it's the hottest club in town until you open it, and it's all,
16:29Oh, uh, nothing.
16:30Just chillin'.
16:31Milk's over there.
16:32I put a sticker on my toaster once to make it look cool.
16:37Now it only toasts one side of the bread.
16:40Rebellion is real.
16:42If ketchup bottles were honest, they'd come with a warning.
16:46May explode violently in public and embarrass you in front of your date.
16:51True story.
16:52She still calls me Tomato Man.
16:54And finally, a moment of silence for all the pens that disappeared without a trace.
16:59You were loved.
17:00You were needed.
17:01You were probably in someone else's bag the whole time.
17:04But fear not, for the chaos continues.
17:07And somewhere a banana peels itself, just to feel something.
17:11In a world where left socks vanish without warning, one confused spoon has decided enough is enough.
17:17It's not even his fight.
17:19He just wants to stir in peace.
17:21Meanwhile, in the kingdom of the junk drawer, batteries, twist ties, and mysterious crumbs hold a secret meeting.
17:28The agenda?
17:29Revenge.
17:30Also, snacks.
17:32Fun fact.
17:33Grapes scream internally every time you pluck them.
17:36Outwardly?
17:37Silent.
17:38But inside?
17:40Existential panic.
17:42Speaking of panic, I once met a blender who refused to blend unless you told it a joke first.
17:46I said, why did the tomato turn red?
17:49It said, because it saw the salad dressing.
17:51And then it made salsa out of pure spite.
17:54Have you ever stared into the eyes of a toaster for too long?
17:57Don't.
17:57It knows your darkest breakfast choices.
18:00And it remembers.
18:01Legend says if you hum near the fridge after 11 p.m., the butter will start singing show tunes.
18:06I haven't confirmed this, but my margarine is suspiciously jazz-handsy.
18:11Chairs don't like you.
18:12They tolerate you.
18:13But every time you flop down without warning, they whisper, rude.
18:17I once got into an argument with a measuring cup.
18:20It insisted it was three-fourths full.
18:22I said it was half empty.
18:24Now we're not on speaking terms.
18:26There's a small chance that your remote control is actively hiding from you.
18:30It's part of their culture.
18:31A rite of passage.
18:32If you find it on the couch, that was a mistake.
18:36Let's talk about Tupperware.
18:37You think it's there to help you?
18:39It is not.
18:40It is a plastic trickster with 36 lids that fit none of the containers you actually need.
18:47It thrives on your confusion.
18:49And forks?
18:50Don't even start.
18:51They're just angry tridents who didn't get cast in The Little Mermaid.
18:55Somewhere in a forgotten cabinet, a lonely jar of expired mustard dreams of relevance.
19:00Once it was the hero of hot dogs.
19:03Now?
19:04Just yellow sadness.
19:05I saw a spoon once trying to be a knife.
19:08Just sliding across bread like, I got this.
19:10No, spoon.
19:12No, you do not.
19:13Meanwhile, the knife was in the corner muttering,
19:15Bet you can't cut tomatoes like I can, coward.
19:18If you listen closely, you'll hear your shampoo bottle sigh when you drop it for the third time.
19:23It's tired.
19:24You're slippery.
19:25This relationship is strained.
19:27Imagine if all the socks you've ever lost formed a society.
19:31What would they call themselves?
19:32The Footloose Resistance?
19:34The Sockity?
19:34The League of Holy Rebels?
19:36Sometimes I think my shower loofah judges me.
19:39Just hangs there like,
19:40Again, with the three-minute rinse and no conditioner?
19:43Yes, Sharon, again.
19:45I tried to meditate once, but my toothbrush kept yelling in my head.
19:48You forgot to rinse me!
19:50Chill, bristle boy.
19:52I was going to.
19:53I had a dream that my furniture came alive and rearranged itself just to confuse me.
19:58I woke up on the floor, holding a lamp, still unclear whether it was a dream or Tuesday.
20:04I trust spoons more than forks, but I trust sporks the most.
20:08They're the diplomats of cutlery, the neutral zone between stabbing and scooping.
20:12Your houseplants?
20:14They've been holding a silent grudge since the time you watered them with orange soda,
20:18just to see what would happen.
20:20They didn't forget.
20:20They didn't forgive.
20:22Somewhere under the couch, a group of dust bunnies have formed a democracy.
20:26They elected a crayon stub as mayor.
20:28His name is Greg.
20:29He's fair, but emotionally fragile.
20:32Every pizza box has a story.
20:34Most involve regret, melted cheese, and questionable decisions after midnight.
20:39One box claimed to be haunted.
20:42Turned out it was just anchovies.
20:44Microwaves are dramatic.
20:45One second too long, and it's like,
20:47I've seen the end of time.
20:49Popcorn especially.
20:51All at once is chaos and fire.
20:54Yesterday I saw a paperclip holding two receipts together.
20:57It looked proud.
20:58Like, I am the spine of this financial sandwich.
21:02We respect you, little bent warrior.
21:04I tried talking to my mirror once.
21:06It blinked.
21:07I ran.
21:08I still don't know if it was real, or just me blinking at myself.
21:12But I'm not risking it again.
21:14Why do we call them dust bunnies?
21:16That makes them sound adorable.
21:18They're not.
21:19They're tiny tumbleweeds of betrayal.
21:21Sometimes I feel like my phone charger judges how I plug it in.
21:25You flipped me three times.
21:27I was upside down the whole time.
21:30Well, maybe don't be symmetrical and mysterious, okay?
21:33If I ever meet a ghost, I hope it's a friendly kitchen ghost.
21:37Like one that organizes the spice rack while humming 90s pop.
21:40Not one of those scream-in-the-bathroom ones.
21:43That's not my vibe.
21:44One day my cereal just exploded.
21:47No explanation.
21:48Just betrayal in crunchy form.
21:51R.I.P. to my clean floor and emotional stability.
21:53I made eye contact with my laundry basket and it said,
21:58You think folding me will fix your life?
22:00I said,
22:01Maybe.
22:02It laughed.
22:03Then collapsed.
22:04Do you ever get the feeling your fridge light is throwing parties when the door's closed?
22:08Like it's the hottest club in town until you open it and it's all,
22:12Oh, uh, nothing.
22:14Just chillin'.
22:15Milk's over there.
22:16I put a sticker on my toaster once to make it look cool.
22:21Now it only toasts one side of the bread.
22:24Rebellion is real.
22:26If ketchup bottles were honest,
22:28They'd come with a warning.
22:29May explode violently in public and embarrass you in front of your date.
22:35True story.
22:36She still calls me Tomato Man.
22:38And finally,
22:39A moment of silence for all the pens that disappeared without a trace.
22:43You were loved.
22:44You were needed.
22:45You were probably in someone else's bag the whole time.
22:48But fear not,
22:49For the chaos continues.
22:51And somewhere a banana peels itself,
22:54Just to feel something.
22:55In a world where left socks vanish without warning,
22:58One confused spoon has decided enough is enough.
23:01It's not even his fight.
23:02He just wants to stir in peace.
23:04Meanwhile,
23:05In the kingdom of the junk drawer,
23:06Batteries,
23:07Twist ties,
23:08And mysterious crumbs
23:09Hold a secret meeting.
23:12The agenda?
23:13Revenge.
23:13Also,
23:15Snacks.
23:16Fun fact.
23:17Grapes scream internally every time you pluck them.
23:20Outwardly,
23:21Silent.
23:22But inside,
23:24Existential panic.
23:25Speaking of panic,
23:26I once met a blender who refused to blend unless you told it a joke first.
23:30I said,
23:31Why did the tomato turn red?
23:32It said,
23:33Because it saw the salad dressing.
23:35And then it made salsa out of pure spite.
23:38Have you ever stared into the eyes of a toaster for too long?
23:41Don't.
23:41It knows your darkest breakfast choices.
23:43And it remembers.
23:45Legend says if you hum near the fridge after 11 p.m.,
23:48The butter will start singing show tunes.
23:50I haven't confirmed this,
23:51But my margarine is suspiciously jazz handsy.
23:55Chairs don't like you.
23:56They tolerate you.
23:57But every time you flop down without warning,
23:59They whisper,
24:00Rude.
24:01I once got into an argument with a measuring cup.
24:04It insisted it was three-fourths full.
24:06I said it was half empty.
24:08Now we're not on speaking terms.
24:09There's a small chance that your remote control is actively hiding from you.
24:13It's part of their culture.
24:15A rite of passage.
24:17If you find it on the couch,
24:18That was a mistake.
24:19Let's talk about Tupperware.
24:21You think it's there to help you?
24:23It is not.
24:24It is a plastic trickster with 36 lids that fit none of the containers you actually need.
24:31It thrives on your confusion.
24:33And forks?
24:34Don't even start.
24:35They're just angry tridents who didn't get cast in The Little Mermaid.
24:38Somewhere in a forgotten cabinet,
24:41A lonely jar of expired mustard dreams of relevance.
24:44Once it was the hero of hot dogs.
24:47Now?
24:47Just yellow sadness.
24:49I saw a spoon once trying to be a knife.
24:51Just sliding across bread like,
24:53I got this.
24:54No, spoon.
24:55No, you do not.
24:57Meanwhile, the knife was in the corner muttering,
24:59Bet you can't cut tomatoes like I can, coward.
25:02If you listen closely,
25:03You'll hear your shampoo bottle sigh when you drop it for the third time.
25:07It's tired.
25:08You're slippery.
25:09This relationship is strained.
25:11Imagine if all the socks you've ever lost formed a society.
25:14What would they call themselves?
25:16The Footloose Resistance?
25:17The Socket-E?
25:18The League of Holy Rebels?
25:20Sometimes I think my shower loofah judges me.
25:22Just hangs there like,
25:24Again, with the three-minute rinse and no conditioner?
25:27Yes, Sharon, again.
25:28I tried to meditate once, but my toothbrush kept yelling in my head.
25:32You forgot to rinse me!
25:34Chill, bristle boy.
25:36I was going to.
25:37I had a dream that my furniture came alive and rearranged itself just to confuse me.
25:42I woke up on the floor, holding a lamp, still unclear whether it was a dream or Tuesday.
25:48I trust spoons more than forks, but I trust sporks the most.
25:52They're the diplomats of cutlery, the neutral zone between stabbing and scooping.
25:56Your houseplants?
25:57They've been holding a silent grudge since the time you watered them with orange soda,
26:01just to see what would happen.
26:03They didn't forget.
26:05They didn't forgive.
26:06Somewhere under the couch, a group of dust bunnies have formed a democracy.
26:10They elected a crayon stub as mayor.
26:12His name is Greg.
26:13He's fair, but emotionally fragile.
26:16Every pizza box has a story.
26:18Most involve regret, melted cheese, and questionable decisions after midnight.
26:23One box claimed to be haunted.
26:25Turned out it was just anchovies.
26:28Microwaves are dramatic.
26:29One second too long, and it's like, I've seen the end of time.
26:33Popcorn especially.
26:35All at once is chaos and fire.
26:38Yesterday I saw a paperclip holding two receipts together.
26:41It looked proud.
26:42Like, I am the spine of this financial sandwich.
26:46We respect you, little bent warrior.
26:48I tried talking to my mirror once.
26:50It blinked.
26:51I ran.
26:52I still don't know if it was real, or just me blinking at myself.
26:56But I'm not risking it again.
26:58Why do we call them dust bunnies?
27:00That makes them sound adorable.
27:02They're not.
27:03They're tiny tumbleweeds of betrayal.
27:05Sometimes I feel like my phone charger judges how I plug it in.
27:09You flipped me three times.
27:11I was upside down the whole time.
27:13Well, maybe don't be symmetrical and mysterious, okay?
27:17If I ever meet a ghost, I hope it's a friendly kitchen ghost.
27:20Like one that organizes the spice rack while humming 90s pop.
27:24Not one of those scream-in-the-bathroom ones.
27:26That's not my vibe.
27:27One day, my cereal just exploded.
27:31No explanation.
27:32Just betrayal in crunchy form.
27:34R.I.P. to my clean floor and emotional stability.
27:38I made eye contact with my laundry basket, and it said,
27:41You think folding me will fix your life?
27:44I said,
27:44Maybe.
27:45It laughed.
27:46Then collapsed.
27:48Do you ever get the feeling your fridge light is throwing parties when the door's closed?
27:52Like it's the hottest club in town until you open it.
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