Welcome to Episode 13 of Arcadian Nights! In this round, we dive back into the blood-soaked arena of Mortal Kombat on the Arcade1Up, and this time, the spotlight is on everyone's favorite action hero—Johnny Cage!
Note: This is the original episode that was unedited without the intro but with better video quality, lighting, and a different playthrough entirely.
03:41Damn, Scorpion almost had me there, I'm not gonna lie.
03:47Okay.
03:48Ah, come on.
03:51Ah, move your damn brains.
03:56The only female in this game and you can't punch her because he doesn't have balls.
04:21That's hilarious.
04:23But great attention to detail.
04:26Just like when Bobby Hill tried to kick his mom in the crotch.
04:31Last vampire?
04:33I don't know these.
04:36Oh, come on.
04:39Oh, come on.
04:40What the hell is that?
04:42Oh, okay.
04:45He's playing dirty tactics here.
04:48Okay.
04:49Can I save Sonya?
04:52That's it.
04:54No more Mr. Nice Cage.
05:04Noticing that he's blocked a lot, so...
05:12Crap.
05:14Okay.
05:15Let's get closer.
05:29Try to go cheap here.
05:31The pin.
05:32Oh shit.
05:33Free up block was the hit button.
05:34Eh.
05:35Whatever.
05:36Whatever.
05:37Whatever.
05:38Oh, okay.
05:39Whoa.
05:40Oh, okay.
05:41Whoa.
05:42Oh shit. Free up block was the hit button. Eh, whatever. Whatever.
06:04Oh, okay. Whoa.
06:07Sit back, boy.
06:12It's a great change. Win.
06:17Oh, damn it. I couldn't shadow kick his little cannonball though. That was worth a shot.
06:26Oh, damn it. I couldn't shadow kick his little cannonball though. That was worth a shot.
06:43Oh shit. I actually screwed that up. It's okay. It's okay. Just the fatality.
06:53Oh, okay, okay.
07:03It's slick as enough.
07:06Give me a run for my money.
07:26Oh, come on. Oh, he's gonna spam the plate man.
07:45I gooped that up. Whatever. I'll just be raided.
07:58Oh shit.
08:14Don't kick. Don't kick.
08:24Got me in the corner.
08:26Smell my grits. Smell my grits.
08:30Smell my grits.
08:32Smell my grits.
08:46Oh my god.
08:48Oh.
08:49He got me with the throw.
08:57We're gonna spin here with the fireballs.
08:59Oh, come on.
09:04Oh, come on.
09:08No.
09:09Oh!
09:11Played.
09:18Alright.
09:24And it's like Shadowkick Raiden with Fireball.
09:27It's great.
09:31Stick back, sir!
09:37Come on!
09:39You can win.
09:41That's some bullshit right there.
09:53I could do the same thing, dude.
09:57Jump at the flank, girl.
10:04Come on.
10:05Hey, what the hell?
10:07That frickin' throw.
10:09No, no.
10:11We're not gonna start losing here, man.
10:13It's bullshit.
10:15It's bullshit.
10:17We're not gonna start losing here, man.
10:19It's bullshit.
10:21We're pissed.
10:23We're pissed.
10:25It's bullshit.
10:27We're pissed.
10:29Yeah.
10:31We won't get it now.
10:33No.
10:34Nah!
10:35Cause in the background.
10:37No.
10:39Oh, come on!
10:41Get with it!
10:42Oh, come on!
10:46Get in with that throw, man.
10:48Geez, the wheezes.
11:04Get out of here!
11:12He didn't even do his lame-ass fatality, which this is the only level it's good for.
11:20Like, what the hell?
11:21You could have at least did your lame-ass fatality and knocked me in the pit.
11:25That's all it's good for, dude.
11:28Stupid.
11:42You're cornering me again, dude.
11:57What the hell?
11:58That's it.
12:12Good lord.
12:18Yeah, boy.
12:28Stop here, man, son.
12:48I guess this is a cage match.
13:16Off-coach your head.
13:23Oh, great, endurance matches.
13:25My favorite.
13:31Come on, no.
13:46Oh, no.
13:48Damn it.
13:55Oh, come on.
14:00Great start to the endurance matches.
14:03Come on.
14:18Come on.
14:21That was awful.
14:25Let her.
14:30Gotta persevere, man.
14:33Try to change.
14:36Alright, let's do it.
14:40There we go.
14:48I can get him to spam and then I can kick him in the face.
14:53Yes.
14:55Oh, come on.
14:58Come on, man.
15:02Oh, no.
15:05Oh, God, no.
15:17I just barely got there, man.
15:20I can't get him to.
15:36Okay, bye.
15:39He's really concentrating here.
15:44Johnny Cage. All right, let's really concentrate here.
15:50Oh, what? Come on. Come on. That leg grab.
16:17Double dicks. Oh, Sonya Blade, you bitch.
16:47She did her stupid little roundhouse kick and then got uppercutty. All right.
17:09Oh, my God.
17:16Oh, my God.
17:24Oh, my God.
17:39Come on. No, no, no.
17:46Oh, my God.
17:53Oh, my God.
17:56Okay.
17:57Okay.
17:58See how she wants to play.
18:00Johnny Cage.
18:02Oh.
18:03Oh, my God.
18:04Might even pass the first and during as well.
18:10Oh, come on.
18:34Fucking cheap as hell, dude.
18:37Cheap as hell.
18:39Yeah, you're all badass, so you have a full health mark beating on someone who lost health.
18:45Real tough.
18:46Real tough.
18:47Real tough.
18:48Real tough.
18:54Very tough.
18:55Yeah.
18:57Here, Sonia.
19:14Ah, damn.
19:15Oh.
19:18Counting it up.
19:27Oh, get out of here.
19:50Yeah, she needs a little kick when I shadow kick.
19:57Fuck off, fuck off, oh, bullshit, bullshit.
20:03Alright, we got this guys, we got this.
20:15Okay, Sub-Zero, now get wise with me, dude.
20:27Oh, shit, hold on.
20:39Oh, shit.
20:43Off with her head.
20:46Jesus Christ.
20:48She gave me the most trouble.
20:50Sub-Zero wasn't really that bad, but...
20:52Sonya, Jesus.
20:56Alright, here we go.
21:16Hey, just like the movie.
21:18Crap.
21:21Crap.
21:35Aw, come on.
21:37Aw.
21:40Ookie.
21:48Aw, of course.
21:49Of course.
21:50Oh, goddammit, no.
21:51Slottable.
21:52Bitch.
21:53Okay.
21:55Nice.
21:56At least you finished me off, so that's cool.
21:57Nice.
21:58At least you finished me off, so that's cool.
22:02Aw, of course.
22:03Aw, of course.
22:04Aw, of course.
22:07Of course.
22:09Of course.
22:11Of course.
22:12Of course.
22:13All right.
22:14Aw, goddammit, no.
22:15Slottable.
22:16Bitch.
22:17okay nice nice at least you finished me off so that's that's cool
22:30jolly good show
22:47so it's paying for spamming there
23:04come on it's like they already know that i'm going to throw a shadow kick and they'll
23:08say freaking sweet meat get out of here
23:33it's all up in foreigner you screwed
23:38you got beat with the nut punch that's great well in the x-ray i just showed the nuts exploding so
23:48there you go
24:08here we go nice here we go
24:19just got stoned
24:31nope no punch for him no nut punch for him
24:47no nut punch for him
24:55ah
24:55oh our new raiden's gonna be a pain
25:09it's okay i like keno have it since i always whip his ass so that was a freebie dude
25:23don't worry about it
25:37don't worry about it
25:49oh
25:51oh
26:01oh he dodged
26:03that's how we do it
26:17that's how we do it
26:35anything wise with me keno come on now
26:45oh
26:57oh
26:59oh
27:01oh
27:03oh
27:05oh
27:07could have ended it right here
27:21okay
27:31okay now you're not supposed to give me any trouble here
27:33oh
27:43oh
27:45oh
27:47oh
27:49oh
27:51oh
27:53oh
27:55oh
27:57oh
28:07oh
28:09oh
28:11oh
28:13oh
28:15oh
28:17oh
28:19oh
28:21oh
28:23oh
28:25oh
28:33oh
28:35oh
28:37oh
28:39oh
28:41oh
28:43oh
28:45oh
28:47Can I even not punch you, I wonder?
29:07Oh, can I not punch you?
29:15Oh, damn it, Goro, you bastard.
29:30Ooh, let's do it.
29:40Oh, let's see how you try to knock him down.
29:44Oh, come on.
29:47I blocked.
29:54I'm telling you that's unblockable.
30:02Oh.
30:05That fireball took too much health, too.
30:07What the hell is that?
30:17Oh, spam battle.
30:24Oh, what?
30:26See, what the?
30:27Oh, that's some bullshit.
30:30That's some bullshit.
30:34Alright.
30:35He wants a spam battle?
30:36I'll give him a spam battle.
30:41Oh, come on.
30:49Fuck.
30:50Oh, come on.
30:56Fuckin' A.
31:11Yeah.
31:12Probably keep my distance and just shoot him with fireballs.
31:18And flying kicks.
31:20I think that's my best strategy.
31:23Oh, come on.
31:48What is it?
31:49What is it?
31:51What is it?
32:17Dude.
32:18Fuck off.
32:19Fuck off.
32:20Bullshit.
32:21Bullshit.
32:22Sick of your shit, Goro.
32:27Come on.
32:45Come on.
32:46Come on.
33:00Let's go out.
33:11I'm afraid to try a frickin' fireball, but...
33:24Oh, bastard.
33:26Bastard!
33:28I'm afraid.
33:30Johnny Cage.
33:32Johnny Cage.
33:36Johnny Cage.
33:38Johnny Cage.
33:56Funny he throws a fireball when I throw a fireball.
33:59That's why I'm, like, kind of hesitant to throw one.
34:08Johnny Cage.
34:23Okay.
34:25Hello.
34:27Right.
34:33Cheap motherfucker.
34:40Get out of here, man.
34:46It's a booty.
34:50Woo!
34:51Finally!
34:52Jeez.
34:53Amazing.
34:54Woo!
34:55Woo!
34:56Finally!
34:57Jeez.
34:58Amazing.
34:59Woo!
35:00Five.
35:01I was going to break my bow.
35:02I was going to break my bow.
35:03Yeah.
35:04I was going to break my bow.
35:06And I was gonna break my bow.
35:07I got a bow!
35:08Woo!
35:09Woo!
35:10Finally!
35:11Jeez.
35:12The legions.
35:13Woo!
35:14Woo!
35:15Finally!
35:16Jeez Louise!
35:17Woo!
35:18Woo!
35:19Woo!
35:20Jack.
35:21Woody.
35:22Woo!
35:23Woo!
35:24Mae!
35:25Woo.
35:26Woo!
35:27Woo!
35:28Woo!
35:29Nooooo!
35:36Oof, fucker.
35:43See, if you wanna do the fireball exchange, you should do it towards the end because the
35:52AI is so damn cheap.
35:54Like, oh, okay, I'll throw a fireball when you do.
35:58Get out of here.
36:05Oh, crap.
36:10Keep doing that, like that.
36:16Oh, my god.
36:18Almost with a full bar of health.
36:20That was great.
36:25Oh, jeez, at least.
36:32I gave you that one.
36:37It's all good, buddy.
36:44Oh, crap.
36:53Oh, crap.
36:56Yeah, come on.
37:09Come on.
37:11Jeez Louise.
37:13All right, Shisung.
37:14It's you and me, buddy.
37:19Oh, okay.
37:23Jeez Louise.
37:29What is this?
37:35Hilarious.
37:53Haha, midair bitch.
37:55It's okay. I gave you that first match. Don't worry about it, buddy.
38:07Let's do it, man.
38:11Go down, clown.
38:21Oh, gosh.
38:25What the hell?
38:29Don't be laughing much longer, dude.
38:43Aw, there we go again.
38:45So close to death.
38:55Oh.
38:57So close to death.
39:05Oh.
39:07That's a chip.
39:15No.
39:17Yay.
39:27Okay.
39:29Okay.
39:31Going down, son.
39:33Going down.
39:35Going down.
39:37Going down.
39:39I missed an upper turn after he bounced off me.
39:51That's wild.
39:53That's wild.
39:59Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
40:01Yep.
40:11Of course.
40:13Of course.
40:15Of course.
40:25Of course.
40:27Johnny.
40:29All right, buddy.
40:31Let's go.
40:33Let's go.
40:45Goddamn, that chip damage is ridiculous.
40:47Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
40:49See, look at that chip damage.
41:03That's fucking nuts.
41:05.
41:13Uh.
41:14F you, shamesong.
41:19Johnny, change.
41:21Ugh.
41:23Ugh.
41:31.
41:33Yeah, if I wouldn't have screwed up that little part, he wouldn't have that open.
42:03Yeah, he has to stay in Sporo, please stay in Sporo, come on dude, that little chunk, little
42:28chunk of health, oh lord, it's okay, just gotta keep a cool head, it's taking a little longer
42:37than expected, but whatever, oh my god, fucking hilarious,
42:58oh, this motherfucker's getting my nerves
43:23Johnny Drake
43:28Oh lord
43:41Oh lord
43:42Chip damage
43:46Oh lord
43:47Oh lord
43:48Oh lord
43:49Oh lord
43:50Oh lord
43:51Oh lord
43:56Dude, you're cheap, cheap, chip damage, in front
44:02Cheap, chip damage, man.
44:12Dildo.
44:32Dildo.
44:42Crap!
44:44Nooo!
44:46Nothing, bitch!
44:55One, finally! Geez.
44:58One more match, though, one more.
45:02Oh, come on, come on, look at this.
45:24Thank you!
45:25Oh my lord!
45:26Oh my god, it's like, when you know certain characters' weaknesses, like Sub-Zero, when
45:38you know he's about to freeze you and then you just jump and kick him in the face, like,
45:42or when you exchange projectiles and then he does his, then you jump him.
45:48With the battles and life and death situations faced during the tournament, Johnny Cage
45:51learns the true importance of his fighting skills.
45:54He also realizes the full potential of eternity.
45:58He returns to Hollywood after defending his new title as Grand Champion.
46:02Cage goes on to film Mortal Kombat, the movie, and it's many successful sequels.
46:15Nice.
46:16Yeah, buddy.
46:29Yeah, buddy.
46:45Hell yeah.
46:59But yeah, so that was pretty fun to play through there.
47:08But yeah, as far as that Mortal Kombat Legacy Collection is concerned, pretty excited, especially originally it was 4 until they unveiled the last two games, which was Sub-Zero Mythologies and Special Forces.
47:20But man, it's such a tease that they include the Game Boy Advance version of Deadly Alliance, because you're like, you know, technically that was a part of, you know, the original old school games, you know, up until PlayStation 1.
47:34Because, you know, Deadly Alliance came way later, so.
47:37Hopefully we get a Legacy Collection 2.
47:41But I'm pretty excited about it, not gonna lie.
47:44But anyways, go ahead, end this episode of Arcadian Nights.
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