Cristela Alonzo_ Upper Classy _ Official Trailer _ Netflix_2

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Cristela Alonzo returns to Netflix in her third stand-up special, Upper Classy. In this newest special, Cristela is in the pursuit of happiness. Whether finding out she’s doing better than her high school bully, visiting a spa and getting too much self-care, or taking her family on their first vacation ever, Cristela teaches her family (and herself) how to enjoy life, whether they like it or not. Cristela Alonzo: Upper Classy premieres globally on September 23, 2025 only on Netflix.  Watch on Netflix: https://www.netflix.com/title/81926804   About Netflix: Netflix is one of the world's leading entertainment services, with over 300 million paid memberships in over 190 countries enjoying TV series, films and games across a wide variety of genres and languages. Members can play, pause and resume watching as much as they want, anytime, anywhere, and can change their plans at any time.  #Netflix #Official Trailer #Official Teaser #Netflix originals

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00:00When I go to bed, I can't go to sleep.

00:02Like, I'm so connected to my phone

00:04that the moment I get into bed,

00:06my phone's like, yo, let's look up some stuff.

00:10What's the weather like in Detroit?

00:14An hour later, I want to go to sleep.

00:16My phone's like, not yet, girl, not yet.

00:20You remember Debbie?

00:24No, I don't.

00:26Eighth grade, you wore palace shoes.

00:28She called you poor.

00:29Where the hell is Debbie now?

00:35You can't go to bed until you know

00:36you're doing better than Debbie.

00:39I found her on LinkedIn.

00:41I got a profile on LinkedIn.

00:43She's not getting promoted under my watch.

00:59You're not going to be Frankfurt.

01:10You're not going to be near.

01:11I'll see you next time.

01:13I'm going to go to sleep.

01:17I don't know.

01:19I don't know.

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