Cristela Alonzo: Upper Classy Official Trailer on Netflix

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Cristela Alonzo returns in her third Netflix comedy special, finding laughs in family vacations, spa days, and chasing happiness. Premieres September 23, 2025.

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00:00When I go to bed, I can't go to sleep.

00:02Like, I'm so connected to my phone

00:04that the moment I get into bed,

00:06my phone's like, yo, let's look up some stuff.

00:10What's the weather like in Detroit?

00:14An hour later, I want to go to sleep.

00:16My phone's like, not yet, girl, not yet.

00:20You remember Debbie?

00:24No, I don't.

00:26Eighth grade, you wore Pelé shoes.

00:28She called you poor.

00:29Where the hell is Debbie now?

00:35You can't go to bed until you know

00:36you're doing better than Debbie.

00:39I found her on LinkedIn.

00:41I got a profile on LinkedIn.

00:43She's not getting promoted under my watch.

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