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00:00Ah, Mademoiselle Cooper, collier.
00:17Oh, there's tea.
00:24Ooh, is it for me?
00:26No.
00:26People think you live here?
00:27Oh, well.
00:28Uh-oh, Skokie, Illinois, USA.
00:32Oh, is it for Ma and Pa Cooper?
00:36Oh, my God.
00:37If it's your birthday, I'm going to be so mad.
00:39It's my birthday tomorrow.
00:40It's a nothing year, so I didn't really feel like celebrating.
00:42I'm sorry, but your friends decide if there's going to be a celebration or not.
00:46That's how birthdays work.
00:47Okay, fine, but no surprises.
00:48I've already had enough of those.
00:49Wait, how about we throw a dinner party?
00:52Can you cook?
00:53Not at all.
00:53Can you?
00:54I can make a couple things.
00:55Oh, my God, we're having our first probation dinner party!
01:02Okay, so I can see it.
01:03We'll close the table right here, and then we can have little lights floating in the fountain,
01:07and we can even hang some of the crap your parents sent.
01:09Do we need a permit?
01:11If we ask, we will.
01:12Uh-oh, chef on your left.
01:15Chef on your left.
01:17Bonjour.
01:18Hi.
01:19What is going on here?
01:20Oh, just hanging out.
01:23Like we do.
01:25Actually, it's my birthday tomorrow, and we're planning a little dinner party.
01:29You have to be there.
01:30Perfect.
01:31I will bake you a cake.
01:32That will be my gift.
01:33That would be really nice.
01:34Thank you so much.
01:35Okay, so now that that's settled, I'm going back to bed.
01:43So you can, you can, toodles poodles.
01:48So I have a question.
01:50Okay.
01:51How did your romantic weekend in Saint-Tropez with Mathieu Cadot turn into a holiday with Camille?
01:57She was upset and wanted to get away.
01:59And I'm glad you came.
02:01It was really fun.
02:02You're avoiding the question.
02:03Why wasn't Mathieu there?
02:05Because he overheard our conversation and didn't want to go on vacation with me anymore,
02:08which was the right move.
02:10Because you don't have feelings for him.
02:11Because Mathieu was a client, and I shouldn't have been going to Saint-Tropez with him anyway.
02:16And I'm all about doing the right thing now, with clients and with neighbors.
02:21So, bye.
02:23Bye.
02:26Of course, I will come to your dinner party.
02:45Oh, great.
02:46Oh, that makes me so happy.
02:48And I know exactly what I'm going to get you for your birthday.
02:51I am going to see Hamam with friends today.
02:53And I want you to join me.
02:54Um, a home what?
02:57You will see.
02:58You're going to love it.
02:59Okay, I will text you the address.
03:00Okay, bye.
03:02Bonjour, Sylvie.
03:03When did you get back to Paris?
03:05This morning.
03:06Did you have a good time with your husband?
03:08I mean, Laurent G.
03:11We've been married a very long time.
03:13We don't live together.
03:14We don't have any children.
03:15Now you know everything.
03:17Well, in America, we wear wedding rings.
03:19I have one more piece of business before we wrap up.
03:25First, Ramoah loves the Cadeau collab, so I'm hoping that their enthusiasm will sway Pierre.
03:32Second, it's my birthday tomorrow, and I wanted to invite you all to a dinner party at my place.
03:37Ah, excellent.
03:39I've been there.
03:41Yes, I can come.
03:43Well, merci beaucoup, Emily, for the invitation.
03:46But first, Pierre is not at all swayable to the idea of working with Rimowa.
03:51And he was on the verge of not wanting to work with Savoie anymore.
03:55Luckily, Julien massaged his nerves, and he saved us from losing a client.
04:00But there was no actual massage involved.
04:02I just want to be clear.
04:04And now, Julien will be running point on the account.
04:08I think I hear my phone.
04:10Julien, can we talk?
04:15You stole Pierre from me.
04:16If anyone should be accused of stealing, it's you.
04:18You went over my head with Rimowa.
04:20My account.
04:21Oh, so you were just looking for an opportunity to get back at me?
04:23Look, I'm sorry for what happened with Pierre, but it happened because of your actions, not mine.
04:28I was trying to defend you.
04:29Well, maybe next time, try not to defend me so much.
04:31No problems.
04:31Everything is okay.
04:33Oh, no one stole anyone.
04:36We all work together.
04:38There is no need to be mad.
04:40I'm not mad.
04:41I'm disappointed.
04:42Me too.
04:42I was looking forward to your party, but you're probably disinviting me.
04:45No, I'm not.
04:46Great.
04:46I'll be there.
04:47Good.
04:47Let me know if you have any food allergies.
04:50Moana.
04:51Moana.
05:00This is really beautiful.
05:02I know.
05:04There are so many cool Moroccan places to visit in this city.
05:08I just love it.
05:09The restaurant, the tea houses.
05:12Hello.
05:13Hello.
05:14We have two reservations for a mam and a gommage, please.
05:19A towel?
05:20Yes.
05:27Um, can I have a robe too?
05:30Um, see you go play.
05:41Maybe they should find us.
05:43Seems a little awkward to be scanning the room, you know?
05:46Um, so, am I supposed to still kiss their cheeks only, maybe?
05:51What else are you going to kiss?
05:54I'm sorry, I don't know the protocol.
05:56I've never met someone for the first time naked.
05:58Except for maybe my mom.
06:00You're funny.
06:02Hi.
06:02I'm sorry.
06:04I'm sorry?
06:04Yeah.
06:04I'm sorry.
06:05I was just asking if you're the brother fucker.
06:08Yep, that's me.
06:09Well, I don't blame you.
06:10I don't blame you.
06:11Emily is one of the good ones.
06:14I see.
06:16Well, nice to meet you.
06:18Yep, that's me.
06:19Well, I don't blame you.
06:21Emily is one of the good ones.
06:24I see.
06:25Well, nice to meet you.
06:27Bye.
06:28Bye.
06:30Bye.
06:31Bye.
06:32Bye.
06:32so Emily do you prefer American men or Frenchman apparently I prefer young men well I prefer
06:46American men I mean they're so big and hairy and they seem very easy too well Frenchmen are
06:54not easy what's going on with Gabrielle wait I bet that I know Camille is waiting for Gabrielle to
07:01do this grand gesture and Gabrielle is waiting for Camille to apologize for the fight Camille are
07:07you being stubborn he's being stubborn you two have recognized before right yeah I mean a couple
07:13of times and we also fight like every couple but I don't know like this time it feels different do
07:21you think there's someone else no no I don't know I definitely not they weren't kidding huh with the
07:31heat in here I mean the only someone else is his restaurant his pots and pans mean the words of
07:40him actually more than people and I learned that a long time I thought that's wrong doesn't he have a
07:46special that no one can touch yeah his omelet pan and even has his initials on it GTC of course you
07:56know you can't get between a man and his bank and what do you mean he probably spoon his spoon
08:01definitely don't ever date a French chef not on the plan so did you have fun I think my friends
08:15really liked to they were great and I wanted to let you know that I invited Gabrielle to the dinner
08:20party tomorrow night Camille why now I'm not sure if I'm coming no you have to it'll be a great
08:26chance for the two of you to talk and no one has to be the first one to reach out you both can just
08:31show up no drama don't be stubborn oh my god is that my chocolate oh yes oh he's like the last person I
08:43want to see right now you know that I was kicked off of Pierre's account after the Santa pay trip are you
08:48kidding that's awful I know believe me lesson learned I am never mixing dating and work ever again
08:53anyway thank you so much for the hot mom you're so welcome and I'll see you tomorrow
08:59of course
09:05I think someone makes a match of a match of a match of a match of a match of a
09:14pardon you have posed a lapin like you with Emily it's not what happened
09:20she's after the voir lingue and you have to be fired I don't know how to talk about Camille
09:23ah so you didn't ask him to retire the account of Pierre
09:26no she was like a big girl and I didn't show up for the lapin
09:32we went to the Saint Tropez and I discovered she had someone else
09:35listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen
09:42hello
09:43I'm going to see you tomorrow
09:59I'm going to see you tomorrow
10:03I'm going to see you tomorrow
10:05Oh, great. I still have to tell Ramoa that the idea they love isn't happening.
10:22They do look good.
10:23No, I'm not dealing with this today. That is my birthday present to myself.
10:27Oh, this is also for you.
10:35It's my Chicago deep dish pizza from Madeleine.
10:39Yum.
10:44Did someone get sick?
10:48You know there's a no food policy in the office.
10:52It says this can stay good for up to six months in the freezer.
10:57Oh, quelle horreur.
10:58Okay, I'll take this, put it in the kitchen, save it for later.
11:02I hope you'll get it for me, this saloper.
11:06Of course.
11:12Emily, may I take you somewhere special for lunch for your birthday?
11:18That would be so nice, Luke. Thank you.
11:25This is where we're having lunch?
11:27Oui, Perlachaise, my favorite cemetery.
11:31Look!
11:32It's Balzac.
11:39I like to sit by Balzac because no one sits by Balzac.
11:43They're too busy at Chopin or Gertrude Stein or Oscar Wilde.
11:49Plus, I like his big head.
11:52Ah, so you come here often?
11:54Always on my birthday.
11:56For me, to think about life is to contemplate death.
12:01Ah.
12:01We think our real life is up here, but really, we will spend most of eternity down there.
12:07Oh, so you believe in an afterlife.
12:09Ah, an afterlife.
12:13No, Emily.
12:14Afterlife is nothing, oblivion, a darkness we cannot imagine.
12:19So, every birthday, I like to enjoy every minute of life while I am here.
12:26Don't waste time with girls or thinking about Marianne number one or Marianne number two.
12:34Who are all the Marianne number two?
12:35Who are all the Marianne number two?
12:36Who are all the Marianne number two?
12:37Who are all the Marianne number two?
12:38Doesn't matter.
12:39I don't think about them.
12:41Instead, just never date a woman named Marianne.
12:50Okay.
12:51Never.
13:01Bonjour.
13:02Oh, bonjour.
13:03Is that for tonight?
13:04Yep.
13:05May I?
13:05May I?
13:10Oh, you are going to serve this.
13:13To people.
13:15I thought I was.
13:16Okay, we have to get to the market.
13:19Excuse me, what, now?
13:21Yes, we still have time.
13:35Now you have excellent ingredients.
13:39All you have to do is not get in the way.
13:43Okay, I'm going to try not to think about that too much.
13:47Ah, probably just a little bit of rain.
13:55That came out of nowhere.
13:56I know.
14:01With a footer, that literally means lighting strike.
14:04Or d'anuglap.
14:07Coup de foudre.
14:09Like a summer storm.
14:13We get those in the midwest all the time.
14:16It also means love at first sight.
14:20I'm going to go home and not get in the way of the food.
14:39I'm going to go home and not get in the way of the food.
14:42I'm going to go home and not get in the way of the food.
14:44I'm going to go home and not get in the way of the food.
14:45Why are you so sad?
14:48It's not really bad, man.
14:50It's not really bad, man.
14:54Now you see to understand.
14:58This is the problem.
15:00Hi, Pierre.
15:03Hi, Sylvie.
15:05Why are those here?
15:07I feel attacked.
15:09I'm here to keep you from making the worst mistake of your career.
15:12These bags are the organic decline of the line ringard.
15:17And even me, I find divins.
15:21I'm not Mickey Mouse.
15:22I don't want to see my face like that collated on anything else.
15:26I love these photos.
15:28Really?
15:29I see the face of an old man who has all réussi.
15:32And who is at the head of a house who makes a tabac.
15:34I see the head of an old witch.
15:37A hag on a bag.
15:39It's exactly what people say.
15:41You would prefer a photo of you younger, right?
15:45Well, I was rather a good man at the time.
15:49When my body produced his own collagen.
15:53I know.
15:57It was at the time.
15:59And you realize what you're saying to me and all women who buy the pierre cadeau?
16:05That at the end of 40 years, we are good to buy it.
16:09Pierre, they love you because you love them because you love them.
16:13So don't count on us the power that you have on us.
16:16Oh my God.
16:30This looks so good.
16:32Oh my God! This looks so good!
16:44I know! We have to send Bill and Gina a photo.
16:47Oh, what? You're on a first-name basis with my parents now?
16:50Be disgusted in the text thread. You just never respond.
16:53Bonsoir!
16:58So, I brought you the good stuff.
17:00The Grand Cru of Domaine de la Liche Champagne.
17:02Bon anniversaire, ma chérie.
17:03You are too much!
17:05Um, I climbed a tree and hung over 20 feet of fairy lights.
17:08Okay, you both have done too much, then.
17:10But I feel very, very lucky.
17:12You are.
17:13Okay, I'm gonna take this upstairs and let it chill.
17:15Sure!
17:16So, who's coming to this dinner?
17:18Uh, it's you, me, Mindy, Gabrielle, which you know,
17:21and some people from the office.
17:23No mystery man that you may be dating?
17:26Mystery man? No!
17:28Bonsoir!
17:29Hi!
17:30I brought you these.
17:32Hi.
17:33Hello.
17:34You look beautiful, Camille.
17:38Excuse me.
17:39Happy birthday party!
17:44It's La Cuisine Bette, one of my favorite Balzac novels.
17:49It's about an unmarried middle-aged woman who plots the destruction of her extended family.
17:56Why'd you look at me when you said that?
17:59Anyway, Pierre is doing the luggage.
18:04Oh my God!
18:05Did Julien convince him?
18:06No, I did.
18:07Yay!
18:08Yay!
18:09No hugs necessary.
18:10I did it for the company.
18:11But, um, I did bring you a little present for your birthday.
18:17Open it.
18:20Ooh!
18:21Wow!
18:22A cigarette case!
18:23Um, but you know that I don't smoke.
18:25Well, it's never too late to start.
18:27C'est la première fois qu'on ne sait pas aussi longtemps depuis qu'on se connaît.
18:32Et la faute est partie à chez Monique pour Noël?
18:33Ah oui, c'est vrai.
18:34Il n'y avait pas de réseau et tu n'arrivais pas à me joindre.
18:35J'ai conduit littéralement toute la nuit.
18:36J'ai tenu deux jours sans toi.
18:37Ecoute, je voulais te dire, je...
18:38Je suis désolée de t'avoir parlé comme ça et de t'avoir repoussé.
18:39Camille, euh...
18:40C'est pas ta faute.
18:41Moi aussi, je suis désolée.
18:42On a tous les deux des choses à régler.
18:43Je sais.
18:44Je sais.
18:45C'est pas ta faute.
18:46C'est pas ta faute.
18:47C'est pas ta faute.
18:48C'est pas ta faute.
18:49C'est pas ta faute.
18:50Je suis désolée de t'avoir parlé comme ça et de t'avoir repoussé.
18:53Camille, euh...
18:55C'est pas ta faute.
18:57Moi aussi, je suis désolée.
18:59On a tous les deux des choses à régler.
19:00Je sais.
19:01Je sais.
19:02Ce qui compte, c'est nous deux.
19:04J'ai pas envie de tout gâcher.
19:08You okay?
19:09Yes.
19:10It's exactly what I wanted for my birthday.
19:14Two of them together, it's...
19:16It's how it should be.
19:18Yeah.
19:19Yeah.
19:28Pierre, tu es vraiment désolé comment c'est arrivé là?
19:31Mais ne soyez pas désolé.
19:33J'adore.
19:34Vraiment?
19:35Moi aussi, j'adore.
19:38Je trouve ça un peu mat.
19:40Et je suis pas sûr pour les roulettes.
19:42Alors, tout à fait d'accord.
19:44Là, je suis en route pour un dîner.
19:45Mais c'est noté.
19:46On va parler matériaux et roulettes avec Rimo à demain.
19:48Ah non, non.
19:49C'est trop important.
19:51Non, non.
19:52Il faut qu'on solutionne ça maintenant.
19:55Okay.
19:56Les photos, comment vous trouvez?
19:59J'adore.
20:02J'aimerais voir la bise en mouvement.
20:04Faites comme si vous étiez à l'aéroport.
20:06C'est quel aéroport?
20:17Plus vite.
20:20Encore plus vite.
20:21J'ai bout.
20:22Votre ablon va partir.
20:24J'ai bout.
20:25Votre ablon va partir.
20:26J'aime bien.
20:27J'aime bien.
20:28J'aime bien.
20:29Sante.
20:30J'aime bien.
20:31I think our first Parisian dinner party was a success oh I do too neither my taste buds
20:44are impaired from heavy drinking or the food was actually good it was really good I think
20:49it was delicious and I appreciate how generous you were with the butter well I think butter
20:56is where Chicago and Paris meet oh no no I'll get it I'll get it I'll get it are you having
21:02a good time oh yeah it's a perfect night thank you it's nice to see you two together well I
21:10would be happy if you were seeing someone too I know but if you want to keep your little affair
21:16secrets that's fine too
21:18Joyeux Anniversaire Joyeux Anniversaire Joyeux Anniversaire Joyeux Anniversaire
21:25Joyeux Anniversaire Joyeux Anniversaire
21:30Joyeux Anniversaire
21:38The cake looks spectacular Gabrielle oh shit the champagne make a wish make a wish make a wish
21:45a wish make a wish
22:15happy
22:17happy
22:21yo gabgabs tell me what I'm eating so that I can properly post about it on my social
22:25it's just chocolate cake filled with three layers of Belgian chocolate mousse and sprinkled with some
22:30sea salt from Mille Duree it's absolutely sublime yeah I pretty much think this is the best chocolate cake
22:36Good, I made it for you.
22:38Oh, sorry.
22:44Oh, the champanhas arrived!
22:46Ah! Okay, Muff, make a toast.
22:48Yeah! Come on!
22:50Come on, come on, come on, come on!
22:52Okay! Okay!
22:54Um, all right.
22:56Okay, where do I begin?
22:58Uh, well, you all have made my time here so special.
23:03And I know that I'm still getting my footing and making a bunch of mistakes along the way.
23:09So, pardon!
23:11Um, uh, but truly, thank you guys for putting up with me.
23:17Aww! Cheers!
23:19Yay! Cheers!
23:21Santé!
23:23Um, I would like to make a toast to...
23:25Oh! Aww!
23:27To Emily, our hostess, who certainly has made her share of mistakes.
23:31in Paris.
23:33She pretended to be my friend while she had an affair with my boyfriend.
23:37And to my boyfriend who fucked my fake friend!
23:41A votre santé!
23:43Camille, tu comprends pas...
23:45Bullshit!
23:47Are you sure you don't want one?
23:49Me, wait!
23:51Can we talk?
23:52How long has this been going on?
23:53It's not going on!
23:54It...
23:55It was nothing!
23:56For once, Emily, be honest.
23:57Did you sleep with Gabriel?
23:58No!
23:59No!
24:00No!
24:01No!
24:02No!
24:03No!
24:04No!
24:05No!
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24:18No!
24:44Oh.
25:14Oh.
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