00:00This is my life, so don't get in my way.
00:03I'm here to stay.
00:05If you think this is going to slow me down,
00:07I don't want you hanging around.
00:10It's a crazy time to be a team.
00:12My life beat.
00:30Raphael Ignatio Rodriguez!
00:33Principal Lemon.
00:35Back away from the UBM Digitizer 3000.
00:38It's for my and only my use.
00:42Understand?
00:45Well then, have a nice day.
00:48Phew.
00:57So, tomorrow, I'm going to throw a ha-ha quiz at them
01:02concerning the lesser-known applications of quantum physics.
01:07Oh, Mr. Toes.
01:14All right.
01:18Do you mind, Sandra?
01:25Some of us are trying to study.
01:30Relax.
01:31We can't do anything until Ravi gets copies of the notes.
01:35Slacker.
01:43Ahem.
01:44Wait till you hear what I overheard in the copy roof.
01:48Ha-ha.
01:49Ah, hello?
01:50Am I invisible?
01:53Well, I guess you aren't interested in what I found out.
01:56In that case, G to GSL.
01:59Say what?
02:00It's text-speak.
02:02G to GSL means got to go speak later.
02:07Beep.
02:08Oh, yeah, of course.
02:10Uh, B-R-B.
02:12Uh, B-R-B?
02:14Yeah.
02:15Uh, beans, rice, burritos?
02:18Eh.
02:22Confused by that paper in front of you?
02:25It's just some foot fibers and ink.
02:27Ha-ha.
02:28Actually, it's what I've been waiting to spring on you.
02:31It's your physics pop-k-fiz.
02:33Ha-ha.
02:34Ha-ha.
02:36On your marks, get set, go!
02:39Ha-ha.
02:40Ha-ha.
02:41Ha-ha.
02:42Ha-ha.
02:43Make it easy on yourself.
02:45It's Puppy Lam's answers.
02:47Don't listen to her.
02:48She's the one who convinced you to crimp your hair.
02:50Whip the waffle iron.
02:53Ha-ha.
02:54Ha-ha.
02:55Ha-ha.
02:56Liam's learned everything he knows from you.
02:59You're just barring back with yours.
03:01Come on.
03:02Ha-ha.
03:03Ha-ha.
03:04Ha-ha.
03:05Ha-ha.
03:06Ha-ha.
03:07Ha-ha.
03:08Ha-ha.
03:09Ha-ha.
03:10Ha-ha.
03:11Ha-ha.
03:12Ha-ha.
03:13Ha-ha.
03:14Ha-ha.
03:15Ha-ha.
03:16Ha-ha.
03:17Ha-ha.
03:18Ha-ha-ha.
03:24Ha-ha.
03:25I think Raph was the only one who ate that quiz.
03:27He said it was POC.
03:29Huh?
03:30A piece of cake.
03:32How'd you do?
03:33I don't know.
03:34About as well as you did, I guess.
03:37That Spall thing completely threw me.
03:40Huh?
03:40The Spall.
03:41S-P-O-L.
03:43Spall.
03:43What does it mean?
03:44Oh, yeah, that.
03:46Ha-ha.
03:46Well, it's...
03:47Liam, are you lying?
03:50I have swimmers' itch.
03:51You get that from Goose Poop and Lace.
03:53You swim in a pool.
03:55That's allergy season.
03:56You don't have allergies.
03:58But lying makes you itch.
04:00Would you believe itching powder in my underwear?
04:03Liam, I need to know what Spall means because...
04:06I copied it from your paper.
04:10I know what Spall is being.
04:14I do.
04:15I didn't cheat.
04:16I didn't copy from...
04:17I was wondering.
04:29Well, kind of thinking.
04:31Sort of like to ask.
04:33Well, it's about this, uh...
04:35What he wants to know is, what does S-P-O-L stand for?
04:39Hmm.
04:40Look.
04:41I cheated, okay?
04:43I copied off of Liam, and he copied off of you.
04:47Ever heard the saying,
04:49Great minds think alike?
04:51Raffi's paper was right in front of my eyes.
04:53I thought Spall was something everyone knew.
04:55Each member of your pod scored exactly the same on the quiz.
05:06I want the whole class to see what a great pod looks like.
05:13Ninety-five percent.
05:15Well done.
05:17They even came up with their own creative acronym, S-P-O-L.
05:23Who would like to explain that?
05:25Burt.
05:29As pod leader, I feel uniquely qualified to explain the inner workings of...
05:33Terrific!
05:34Tomorrow you can lead your pod in a class presentation.
05:37Spall and all, the inner workings of...
05:40Excellence.
05:45This is a disaster.
05:46Mr. Toes is going to know we cheated.
05:48And speaking without real facts, it's my second worst fear.
05:52Isn't that being hugged by Aunt Muriel when she hasn't shaved?
05:58I'm not sure what's really worse.
06:00Being branded cheaters or giving a class presentation?
06:03Well, if the brand fits...
06:04I mean, we are cheaters.
06:06You all got 95% by copying me.
06:10Hello?
06:11That's an A+.
06:12Just tell us what S-P-O-L means.
06:15What about a thank you first?
06:17You know, for the free A+.
06:19Forget it.
06:21Do the presentation yourselves.
06:23J to G.
06:25Got to go.
06:26Right, Rath?
06:27Oh, um, Spall is, uh, well, it's, uh, S-P-O-L.
06:43Scamming person of, uh...
06:46Let me tell you about S-P-O-L.
06:53That's Spall to those...
06:55Who am I kidding?
06:56I'm out of here.
06:57Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
07:03Sorry, Mr. Toes.
07:04I don't know.
07:05Release the flying mountains!
07:10Great.
07:10My number one dude.
07:12Raffy!
07:27There's something we can't figure out, Raffy.
07:30How come you were getting D's and you scored 95% on the pop quiz?
07:35Yeah, how come?
07:37When I was photocopying notes for you guys,
07:39I overheard Mr. Toes talking about the quiz.
07:42So I did something crazy.
07:44I studied.
07:45There's Zip.
07:47Why didn't you tell us about it?
07:49I tried to, but you were too busy trying to stare down Birch.
07:52Ha!
07:53And you expect us to believe that fairy tale.
07:57And then I sort of looked at the answer sheet at Mr. Toes' desk.
08:01Ah-ha!
08:02Then you're as guilty as the rest of us.
08:04So, unless you want Mr. Toes to know about it,
08:07I think you'll be leading today's presentation.
08:09If even you know what SPaul is.
08:12Of course I do.
08:14It's an acronym.
08:15S-P-O-L.
08:16Speed of light.
08:19Everyone, just climb down!
08:21Go!
08:21Go!
08:24I was right.
08:25They all cheated.
08:27Oh, this is gonna be fun.
08:31So, you need a little more prep time for your presentation.
08:37Uh-huh.
08:39You're all nodding exactly the same.
08:42You're so similar.
08:44Now you're all red as radishes.
08:46Oh, so cute.
08:48It's uncanny.
08:50Four people, genetically unrelated, and yet, like peas in a pod.
08:55Peas in a pod.
08:57Get it?
08:58Pod.
09:00Now, let's take another look at your quiz scores.
09:05Something tells me these amazing scores aren't the result of a commitment to studying.
09:12No.
09:14I feel they may be the result of...
09:18Cheating, concealing, copying.
09:23Yes, that's it.
09:24Go on.
09:25Conning, conniving, conspiring, corrupting, convoluting.
09:35We're sorry.
09:36I copied every word off of Sandra.
09:38I even had to erase her name from the top of my page.
09:40Just don't send the flying monkeys.
09:43Huh?
09:45Yeah, yeah, well, at least you've admitted to it.
09:48That shows a lot of character.
09:51Character?
09:52I have loads.
09:53I think I cheated even more than her.
09:55I was the kingpin.
09:56I was the pig.
09:57And Chilada...
09:58I'm the guiltiest.
10:00I studied under false pretenses.
10:02Made up the word spall.
10:03Saw your answer sheet.
10:05And started last year's outbreak of group hysteria.
10:08This is fascinating and a genuine teachable moment.
10:17I'm sure you've heard, when you cheat, you only cheat yourself.
10:21But I like another adage better.
10:24This is not my god's punishment.
10:27This is not my god's punishment.
10:29This is not my god's punishment.
10:31Maybe you could help us with photocopying Mr. Toe's classroom handouts for the next five years.
10:46I think I'll pass.
10:48That is, if you want to pass, I found this in the photocopier.
10:55I don't know about you, but a preview of the final exam could come in handy.
11:02Is that a no?
11:05Do you want to know?
11:15This is my life, so don't get in my way.
11:18I'm here to stay.
11:20If you think you can slow me down, I don't want you hanging around.
11:25It's a crazy time to be a teen.
11:27Woo!
11:27My Life Me!
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