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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:03Hey, Maisie.
00:05Are you having an affair with my husband?
00:07Mistresses were confronted.
00:09Very good to be back.
00:10What's that?
00:11I'm on house arrest. It's a condition of my bail.
00:13How are you gonna work?
00:14I can't. I can't do anything.
00:15The tables were turned.
00:16Good lord, that's Angela.
00:18And secrets from the past.
00:20I'm afraid you're mistaken. My wife's name was Mary Alice.
00:22Caught up with everyone.
00:24Such an idiot, and you're such a liar.
00:26Oh, and apparently a killer.
00:30Throughout even the most respectable of neighborhoods,
00:37you can hear the sound of scandal.
00:43Some scandals announce themselves with a shout.
00:46Ida!
00:47Ida Greenberg, that is not your paper!
00:52Some with a whisper.
00:54Throw me a 20 and I'll hook you up with free porn.
01:00And some with a bang.
01:03Get the hell off my line!
01:06And once in a great while, there comes a scandal so deliciously sorted,
01:11its roar drowns out all other noise.
01:15So your husband, do you have any idea how many men pay for the privilege of sleeping in this bed?
01:19There's not a lot of sleeping going on.
01:22Not if I'm doing my job right.
01:26So, how do you want to get started?
01:28With these.
01:31Well, that's gonna cost you extra.
01:34Maisie Gibbons, you're under arrest for solicitation.
01:37What?
01:38Please turn and place your hands on the bed.
01:40I'm sorry.
01:41I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
01:43Now.
01:44Hey!
01:46Get off me!
01:47This is entrapment.
01:50You all are making a gigantic mistake.
01:52Yeah, yeah.
01:53Hey, fellas, here's one for your memoirs.
01:55Hey!
01:56Look!
01:59Come on.
02:00No!
02:01No!
02:02Don't you touch me!
02:03All right.
02:04Get your hands off me!
02:06Yes.
02:07The scandalous arrest of Maisie Gibbons would soon prove to be the shot heard round the world.
02:26Oh, that's right.
02:28No, no!
02:29No!
02:30No!
02:31That's the first time he went on for the last time!
02:33Yeah!
02:34This is an attack.
02:35Yeah!
02:36Yeah!
02:37It's a thing!
02:38Oh, my God!
02:39No!
02:40Oh, my God!
02:41Oh, my God!
02:42No!
02:44Oh, my God!
02:45Oh, my God!
02:46Oh, my God!
02:47Oh, my God!
02:48Oh, my God!
02:49Oh, my God!
02:51Oh, my God!
02:52Oh, my God!
02:53Oh, my God!
02:54What are your children?
02:55It is often said that good news travels fast, but as every housewife knows, bad news moves
03:04quite a bit faster.
03:06Tish, hey, you are not going to believe this.
03:10Maisie Gibbons was arrested.
03:12You cannot be serious.
03:13Hey, did you hear about Maisie's brother?
03:14I'm not up for a moment, Mike.
03:15I'm not up for a moment, Mike.
03:16Tell me.
03:17I'm here.
03:18She coughs me.
03:19Macy Gibbons running in handcuffs.
03:20I'd have killed to see that.
03:22I'll be right back.
03:24Ladies, please calm down now.
03:27This is just a precaution.
03:29If you'll just take a flyer...
03:30Hi, guys.
03:31What's going on?
03:32Oh, there's been an outbreak of head lice.
03:35Head lice?
03:36These flyers detail all the important information concerning the situation, including the recommended
03:41de-lousing cones.
03:42De-lousing?
03:43Do they have to make it sound so disgusting?
03:45Does anybody know where it started?
03:47I'm sorry.
03:48That's confidential information.
03:49Barcliffe maintains a strict no-blame policy.
03:52Hey, guys, over here.
03:53I think parents have a right to know who brought this into our school.
03:56Please calm down, ma'am.
03:58Our position is that there's nothing to be gained by pointing fingers.
04:02To identify the child who initiated the outbreak might result in him or her being subjected
04:08to ridicule.
04:10I, um...
04:11Excuse me.
04:12If you'll just take a flyer...
04:13Stop scratching.
04:14Stop scratching.
04:15No, no, stop it.
04:16Guys, let's go.
04:17Okay.
04:18Stop scratching.
04:19I mean, stop, stop.
04:20Just...
04:21Hey.
04:22See you later.
04:23Bye.
04:24Bye.
04:25...to the hair shaft and can only be removed...
04:28What the hell?
04:29Gabrielle!
04:30What?
04:31Hey, Gabrielle!
04:32I think we got a problem here!
04:33I can't hear you!
04:34I said I think we got a problem.
04:35The water's backing up here!
04:36What?
04:37Sewage?
04:38Sewage?
04:39Yeah, that's sewage.
04:40So, uh, my problems...
04:42So, uh, Mike, the suspense is killing us.
04:45Why don't you just tell us the bad news?
05:02so uh mike the suspense is killing us why don't you just tell us the bad news
05:08well your outtake pipe's completely corroded that's why it collapsed
05:12we're gonna have to tear it out and re-pipe the whole system
05:15and how much is this gonna cost i'll do the job for you it costs but you're still looking at six
05:20seven grand minimum okay well we'll let you know
05:25um if uh money's an issue oh no no no it's not the money it's just uh carlos and i are trying
05:35to prioritize some little things we need to do around the house all right and uh you don't
05:39consider sewage backing up in the house a priority it's definitely on the short list
05:44kind of surprised you called me why well i'm ever since my arrest
05:54nobody around here seems to want to have much to do with me
05:57innocent until proven guilty my man
06:02hope he's more innocent than you are
06:06hey it's lynette i know you're down about this mic thing but you gotta come to poker
06:13it'll be worth it i got dirt on maizey gibbons
06:16hey susan it's me look i really wish you'd return my calls we need to talk i know i miss things
06:26you okay
06:28hi you know i can stay home if you want no no no no i know how much you were looking forward
06:36this weekend with your dad i'm fine you don't look fine well a little sad mike and i were just
06:46a fling and not even a full fling sort of a borderline fling mom anyone can see how much you
06:53loved him well i also loved junk food and i gave that up and i survived there's your father go have fun
06:59last chance you're sure i'm sure now go
07:06you'll find someone else mom someone great i know it
07:26what's wrong rex didn't you enjoy your golf game with dr wallace i didn't play
07:38i'm still feeling sluggish still did you talk to him about that of course he doesn't understand why
07:45the medication isn't working he wants me to come in for a checkup tomorrow
07:48i can see that tish is making the round she must have some juicy new anecdote
07:54yeah get her over here i could use a funny story today tish tish
08:02oh i can tell by that look on your face you've got something good now come on don't be selfish
08:07well first off you're not friends with maize gibbons are you
08:13no thank god because this is too good maizey was arrested while harold was at work she was having
08:21sex with men in her house for money can you imagine
08:28no i can't and that's not even the best part word is she had a little black book with all her clients
08:34names
08:37so uh you think that'll get out of course these things always do nancy wait up
08:43wait up i can't wait until i tell you this no wait wait wait wait
08:48well you heard your funny story rex why aren't you laughing
08:56i'll get it
09:08hello hi tammie yeah can we see one of the bugs yeah here see it's this little white thing look
09:18it looks like it oh geez looks like a sesame seed that's cool yeah well there's lots more where
09:23that came from no i'm so sorry he must be so disappointed but look we'll get all the boys
09:29together once tofer's back on his feet bye what tammie want she's canceling tofer's birthday party on
09:36sunday he's come down with the measles huh yeasles huh yeah
09:41what tammie brennan spent a fortune on tofer's party she'd call in specialists from switzerland
09:49before she'd let it be canceled okay why would tammie lie to us because she saw porter scratching
09:56his head at school they all did and now word's getting around why is everything a conspiracy
10:01theory with you i mean lots of kids get lice it's not that big a deal well it is for the rich b-i-t-c-h
10:06is at barcliffe academy it's been one day and they were disinvited to a birthday party if rumors
10:11start flying these boys can kiss campouts and pool parties goodbye yeah not so cool now huh
10:22it's all here appraisal title search and escrow documents again i'm sorry about changing my mind
10:28but this just isn't really a good time to sell the house zach's going through a lot and he wants to
10:31finish high school before moving ah forget it it's part of the business i expect to get screwed
10:36over now where is your house key oh i must have left it at home i'll bring it by tonight no one will
10:46be here zach's away on a school trip and i'm going to mount pleasant on business today just uh drop it
10:50by tomorrow or i could just keep it what it's a joke paul i know your wife's dead and all but it's been
10:59six months lighten up hello felicia oh hi felicia edie i found this in my sister's things it has your name
11:09on it oh my necklace oh you know i lent this to martha three months ago and she said that it went down
11:18on the drain oh i miss how we used to steal things from one another so felicia i heard they have a
11:27suspect in your sister's murder mike delfino oh he didn't kill her but they found her jewelry in his
11:34garage but his fingerprints weren't on any of it well that just means he wore gloves so he's smart enough
11:40to use gloves but he leaves her blood spattered jewelry lying around for anyone to find please
11:48is that what you'd do if you killed someone i don't know what goes to the mind of a murderer
11:53i'm just saying i wouldn't trust him if i were you
11:59edie that is lovely is it an antique yeah i think so you know i know a story you would love it
12:07specializes in antique jewelry it's in salt lake city have you ever been to salt lake city no i try
12:13to steer clear of utah it's a little too conservative for me too bad have you ever been paul no it's lovely
12:26i used to live there when i was a nurse you should definitely go sometime
12:37it's lovely with no indoor plumbing gabrielle was now forced to improvise when it came to her personal
12:46hygiene wherever and whenever she had the opportunity sorry that's okay i was just about to give a maizey
12:58gibbons update guys we should be ashamed of ourselves for reveling in that woman's misery
13:04but being said edie please continue
13:11well i hear from a very reliable source that maizey's going to cut a deal with the prosecution
13:17apparently she has some high profile johns and the da is looking for a second term i don't get it i
13:25don't get who would pay maizey for sex obviously someone who's not getting it at home
13:29uh-huh so the upshot is maizey is going to turn over her little black book with all of her clients
13:37names really yep and can you imagine the fallout when this goes public blood on the walls
13:46i'm all in i'll call
13:55brie
13:58uh what just happened the stakes were raised
14:03yes yes they were
14:07i'm gold
14:09i can't believe how lucky you were today look had nothing to do with it i had crappy cards i was
14:14bluffing the entire time really wow you're good now that's the only nice thing i could say about my
14:20first husband he taught me how to bluff he played poker no he was lousy in bed i had to fake a lot of
14:28orgasms
14:33you don't have to respond thank you
14:36so uh where was susan today uh i'm not sure wow tom must be great in bed
14:49obviously you have no idea how to bluff
14:53okay she's going through something and i'm sure she'd prefer it to be private
14:58she's upset with mike isn't she well come on i'm gonna find out sooner or later
15:07she's devastated about the breakup and she hasn't left the house in days
15:10well why didn't you just tell me that because it's personal it's the kind of thing she would
15:15only want me to tell her friends i'm susan's friend
15:18well i don't hate her edie if you want me to share stuff with you you're gonna have to start
15:27being more supportive of susan okay how what do friends do they call they're sympathetic they
15:37ask about the pain the other person is going through and then they listen what if you want
15:42to be supportive but you just can't stand listening to people bitch
15:46then it's good to know how to bluff
16:08thank you
16:16wow it's very exciting thank you yeah i really think you do deserve this award
16:30i have to go to the bathroom again go to breeze been to breeze twice today then go to susan's i hate
16:49susan's she has all these weird scented candles her house reeks of apricot hose
16:53how about lynette's no you don't understand i don't want to go to anybody's house anymore
16:59tired of knocking on doors and making up excuses as to why we haven't fixed our plumbing why are you
17:04yelling at me because it's your fault my fault yes if you hadn't gotten yourself indicted we would
17:10have pipes right now i got indicted trying to make enough money to keep you happy in case you hadn't
17:14noticed you're a little materialistic oh i'm materialistic when the johnsons bought their new seven
17:19series you were the one who went right in and traded in his car for something better who ended up
17:24driving you know what i don't have time to fight right now i have laundry to do
17:33nurse abigail this is scaba right the twins mother yeah i just wanted to tell you that the boys are now
17:48lice-free good to hear
17:55i just can't figure out how it happened they get a bath every night trust me it's the ugliest 15
18:02minutes of the day i believe you i keep thinking that maybe it was the petting zoo that i took them
18:10to last week that llama was really iffy mrs scaba it doesn't work that way lice only spreads from human
18:17to human even the cleanest kid in the world can get it if he gets too close to the wrong kid
18:23really yes so don't be so hard on yourself huh i guess still i can't help but feel a little guilty
18:31after all my kids started an entire lice outbreak look you're uh your kids didn't start it
18:41they didn't no i know for a fact that patient zero was another little boy
18:46this is his fourth time with this particular problem ah
18:50this is a load off my mind well thank you
19:02so which kid is it
19:05i can't tell you you know we have a no blame policy we have to protect the children you understand of
19:12course no i don't you're gonna have to give me a name this is gavo here's the thing acting like
19:21parents won't assign blame is like pretending they don't keep score at peewee league games it's human
19:26nature if you don't give the mob someone to blame they'll pick a scapegoat i can't let my boys be the
19:31scapegoat please don't put me in this position i'm begging you they've already been uninvited from a
19:37birthday party a really big birthday party with a bouncy house and a hot dog stand and a clown
19:43i wish i could help you for god's sakes there's gonna be a magician tammy brennan went all out
19:50tammy brennan tofer's mother yes
19:57well isn't that interesting have a seat
20:01meanwhile at the fairview county prison maize gibbons was delighted to find out she had a visitor
20:12but she was soon reminded one should always beware of visitors bearing gift baskets
20:20you've got to be kidding me hello maize
20:31you
20:31you
20:33Ta-da!
21:00Ta-da!
21:06Stuff like this is why I love you.
21:19So, what brings you here?
21:23I need a favor. I thought as much.
21:28I heard that there's a little black book with the name of your clients in it.
21:35There is?
21:37I was wondering if perhaps you could remove Rex's name from that little book.
21:42Wow, that's a big favor.
21:45Those muffins better be really good.
21:49I have some money that I've been putting aside for emergencies.
21:55It can be all yours if you just...
21:57Keep my mouth shut.
22:01Continue to be discreet.
22:04Gosh.
22:06I don't know.
22:07I don't think it's asking that much. All you need to do is remove one little name.
22:14But if I do it for you, then I have to do it for all the other wives.
22:20That wouldn't be fair now, would it?
22:22Maisie, please. I mean, we used to be good friends.
22:28Where were you when Harold lost his job a year ago?
22:31Did you stop by to see if there was anything that you could do?
22:33Did you bring a big basket of baked goods when you knew we couldn't even pay our bills?
22:38If you did, those displays of friendship seemed to have slipped my mind.
22:45Maisie, I didn't mention it when you were having financial troubles because...
22:50I thought it would embarrass you.
22:53Yes, I would have been embarrassed, but it would have been a whole lot better than the silence.
22:59I have $14,000 in that account. It can all be yours.
23:02I'm not interested.
23:14But you do get credit for one thing.
23:17You came to visit me, even if it was for an ulterior motive.
23:22None of the other girls in the club even bothered.
23:25I've been abandoned.
23:28Guess that's what happens when you become the town whore.
23:32Oh, sweetie.
23:34They didn't abandon you because you're a whore.
23:37They abandoned you because you weren't all that nice to begin with.
23:58Who is it?
23:59It's Edie.
24:00Oh, Edie, not now. I'm kind of busy.
24:02Hi.
24:03Or just come on in.
24:05What are you doing?
24:07I decided that my life is way too complicated and so I'm simplifying.
24:13I am getting rid of the clutter.
24:17Ooh.
24:18I was on vacation.
24:19I was on vacation.
24:21Made sense at the time.
24:23Okay, not to be rude, but is there a reason you're here?
24:27Look, I'm feeling badly about what you're going through with Mike.
24:32And don't worry, I'm not going to date him.
24:34Doesn't matter anymore.
24:35Well, don't get me wrong, I still have every intention of sleeping with him.
24:40Some mountains are just meant to be climbed.
24:42I gotta learn to keep my doors locked.
24:45How long have you been sitting here?
24:48I don't know. Five minutes, give or take three hours.
24:53That's it. Get up.
24:55Get dressed.
24:56Why?
24:57Because you're coming with me.
24:58It's time to get wasted.
25:00Happy hour started 45 minutes ago.
25:02Why would I go anywhere with you?
25:03Because that's what normal women do when they get depressed.
25:07They put on short skirts.
25:08They go to bars with their girlfriends.
25:10Maybe have one too many and then make out with some strange man in the back of a dark alley.
25:15Wow.
25:17Oh, come on.
25:19It'll be fun.
25:20I swear.
25:21Come on.
25:22Come on.
25:23Why do you even care?
25:24I never said I cared.
25:27It's just...
25:29Well, I...
25:30I guess I know what it's like to have your heart stomped on.
25:38Okay.
25:40Alright.
25:41Give me a minute. I'll go change my clothes.
25:45And don't forget to do something with that skanky hair.
25:49You're a little scary looking.
25:56Ah.
25:57What about him?
25:59Not my type.
26:01Oh, look. I know the pickings are slim, but isn't there someone here that you're attracted to?
26:05I hate them all.
26:07Look at them just leering at us.
26:09They're so damn cocky like they know they have the upper hand.
26:13What are you talking about? We have the upper hand. Without us, they have nothing.
26:17Maybe 15 years ago. Not anymore.
26:18Now we're just lonely and desperate and they know it.
26:21And they just sit there ready to pounce, waiting for us to take any crumb they're willing to throw our way.
26:29I don't want crumbs. I want Mike.
26:32Hi.
26:35I'm going to be spending the whole night with her, so I'm going to be needing a lot more of these.
26:40I'm sorry.
26:42This is so hard to find a guy like Mike.
26:44I know in my heart he didn't kill Mrs. Hoover.
26:48Okay. Let's say Mike's a peach and he didn't kill Martha.
26:51Who did?
26:53I don't know.
26:54Obviously a bad guy. Somebody really awful.
26:57Somebody like...
26:59Somebody like Paul Young.
27:02Paul?
27:03Are you serious?
27:06I'm telling you, he's hiding something.
27:09He clams up every time we try to ask him about Mary Alice.
27:13And then when we found out about Dana...
27:16Dana? Who's Dana?
27:18Paul and Mary Alice had a baby that died.
27:22You're kidding.
27:24Zach killed her.
27:26Holy crap. Who told you that?
27:28He said it was an accident, but I'm telling you, I think that's why Mary Alice was being blackmailed.
27:32Mary Alice was being blackmailed?
27:35Yeah. The girls and I found a threatening note in her stuff.
27:41What the hell kind of street do we live on?
27:44I don't know.
27:48Come to think of it, the other day, Paul was talking to Felicia and he was working overtime trying to make Mike sound guilty.
27:55See? Shifting blame onto someone else, that's classic criminal behavior.
27:59Oh, I'm telling you, he's up to no good.
28:02Zach and Paul are out of town. Maybe we should sneak into their house and do some snooping.
28:06I have the key.
28:07Oh my god, yes! We should do that!
28:09Oh, come on, I was just kidding.
28:10No! Healy, this is our chance. We should just go in for ten minutes.
28:14Susan, that's breaking and entering.
28:16Martha Hoover was your best friend.
28:19If we could find out who really killed her, wouldn't that be worth the risk?
28:22Have a nice evening.
28:30Serena, hi! How are you?
28:36I talked to Dr. Wallace today.
28:38Oh?
28:39He still has no idea why the medication isn't working.
28:42He told me he's thinking of running more tests.
28:44I told him I'm thinking about getting a second opinion.
28:50Rex, this might sound silly, but are people staring at us?
28:59Yeah.
29:01What's going on?
29:03Well, I could be wrong, but I suspect that Maisie Gibbons' client list has been released.
29:15You think they're laughing at us?
29:17No. I think they're laughing at you.
29:20I think they feel sorry for me, which is just as mortifying.
29:24What are we gonna do?
29:25We're gonna act like nothing is happening, and then when we finish eating, we're gonna walk out of here with all the dignity that we can muster.
29:36Please, let's go now.
29:39Oh, no. I refuse to give them this kind of satisfaction. Open your menu.
29:43Everybody's staring, Bree. It's humiliating.
29:46Well, you should have thought of that before you left a personal check on Maisie Gibbons' nightstand.
29:49Hurry, you stay here if you want to. I'm leaving.
29:51Rex, if you walk out of this restaurant, I will scream.
29:56Bree?
29:58I will scream about your cruelty. Then I will scream about your infidelity.
30:02And then just to make sure it really hurts, I will scream about your distasteful sexual habits.
30:08You want to know what true humiliation is? You just hit one step.
30:21So, what are you having?
30:32The view looks good.
30:34So, what are we looking for exactly?
30:47An embroidered pillow that says, I killed Martha Huber?
30:52I don't know. Just something suspicious.
30:57Mmm, smells expensive.
31:05Do you believe in evil, Edie?
31:07Of course I believe in evil. I work in real estate.
31:09I'm serious.
31:10There's something about this house that's just so cold and creepy.
31:16You couldn't tell when Mary Alice was alive.
31:19She just brought so much warmth and light.
31:24Now there's something...
31:28I can just taste it. Can't you sense it?
31:30The only thing I can sense is that you've had too much to drink.
31:35Oh, something happened in this house. Something so awful we can't even imagine it.
31:41Ow! Son of a bitch!
31:45Are you okay?
31:47I just stubbed my toe.
31:50Oh, my God. Angela.
31:52Huh?
31:53Angela, that's what Mary Alice used to call herself.
31:55What are you talking about?
31:56We heard it on this tape that Bree stole from her therapist's office.
31:59It's a long story. I'll tell you later.
32:00Oh, we've got to pop this in.
32:04Hey!
32:07What was that?
32:08I think it's Paul.
32:10You said he was going to be gone.
32:11Well, I guess I was wrong.
32:15Hurry!
32:17Hide!
32:19Oh, oh, oh!
32:26Let's go.
32:46Paul!
32:48Edie!
32:49God, you scared me.
32:51I'm sorry.
32:52I see that you made it back from Mount Pleasant.
32:54Yes.
32:57What are you doing here?
32:58Oh, I came by to bring you your key.
33:00I was just about to leave you a note.
33:02You're returning my key at 1130 at night.
33:05What the hell's going on here?
33:07You're right.
33:09We're too old to be playing games.
33:11What?
33:13My note was going to tell you that I, uh...
33:16I...
33:17I wasn't kidding this afternoon.
33:18I really would like to keep a key to your place.
33:22To use if the mood strikes me.
33:26You've been drinking.
33:28Just enough to get up the courage to tell you how I feel about you.
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34:00Mmm.
34:01Okay, well, obviously you're uncomfortable about this, so I'm really sorry if I embarrassed
34:11you. Here. Here's your key. I'll see you around. Edie, I'm not embarrassed. If anything, I'm
34:23flattered. Susan. Susan, talk to me. Mike, it's not a good time. I'm a little drunk and
34:35a little freaked out. Why haven't you returned any of my messages? We're broken up. I thought
34:39I made that pretty clear. No, come on. Can't we work this out? You lied to me. When? When
34:44did I lie to you? The police showed me your rap sheet. You killed a man. You can't believe
34:49I'm some cold-blooded killer. No, of course I don't believe that, but I also didn't believe
34:53that Carl was going to cheat on me and I didn't believe that Mary Alice was going to kill
34:56herself. I mean, let's face it, Mike, blind faith is not my friend. I was going to tell
35:00you, there just wasn't a right moment. See, now that's a lie, too, because there were plenty
35:05of right moments. Susan. Every time we went out for pizza, you could have said, oh, and
35:09by the way, I once killed a man. Or when you said, hey, let's go jogging, you could have
35:13said, wow, by the way, I once killed a man. Every time we went to the movies and the hero shot
35:18the bad guy, you could have turned to me and said, oh, and by the way, I did that once.
35:21You didn't. Do you want to hear what happened or not? It doesn't matter, because I will never
35:27believe anything you say ever again.
35:44Well, at the very least, you can believe that.
35:46Occupied.
36:07Carlos, I have to go.
36:08Well, you're going to have to wait.
36:10Why should I have to wait? It's my port-a-potty.
36:12What do you mean it's yours?
36:13I'm the one who stole it.
36:15Babe, I'm sorry. You're just going to have to wait.
36:22Thank you so much, Bree. Seeing your tile has really helped me make my decision. Next
36:31time I remodel, I am using limestone.
36:34Gabrielle, is everything okay?
36:37Sure. Why?
36:40Well, it's just that you've been acting kind of odd lately.
36:44In what way?
36:47Well, you keep coming up with excuses to use everyone's bathroom, and then two days ago,
36:52Mr. Cowley looked into your backyard and saw you and Carlos doing your laundry in the jacuzzi.
36:58Well, uh, there's a simple explanation for that. I, um...
37:06Are you and Carlos having some sort of money trouble?
37:10Gabby, it's okay if you are.
37:13Is that so?
37:15Yes. And to tell you the truth, I'm a little insulted. I am a good friend.
37:19Why would you feel like you have to hide that from me?
37:22I don't know. Probably for the same reason you didn't tell me Rex was one of Maisie's clients.
37:30That is obviously different.
37:33Why? Because it happened to you?
37:38Bree, this is how I see it.
37:40Good friends support each other after they've been humiliated.
37:43Great friends pretend nothing happened in the first place.
37:47Well, then...
37:54Good luck on your remodel.
37:58And please tell Rex I said hello.
37:59Hmm.
38:17Hey, Tammy.
38:25Lynette!
38:27See, Topher's made a speedy recovery.
38:30Can we go play?
38:31Yeah, sure, boys. Have fun.
38:33Woo!
38:34Let's go play in the bell's house!
38:36Let's go!
38:37All right.
38:39You caught me. I lied.
38:42But, uh, you sure have some nerve crashing a six-year-old's birthday party.
38:45Just so you know, I got Topher a set of bongo drums.
38:50I know you'll love them as much as he will.
38:52Charlie, come on out of there!
38:53I don't want you playing with those scum boys!
38:56Uh, Mona, please. I'm sure they're clean.
39:00You are not ruining my party.
39:03I've got to thank you, you know.
39:05How do you want her up for a stay?
39:06All right, Porter, Preston.
39:08Okay, out, out, out. Come on.
39:09Porter, Preston, let's go.
39:10Not quite yet.
39:12Boys, keep bouncing. That's right. Keep bouncing.
39:15Oh, by the way, I spoke to Nurse Abigail.
39:18I know who Patient Zero is.
39:22All right, that's it, kids. Get out.
39:24Get out.
39:25Out, out, out. Go, go.
39:28How could you do that?
39:30Look, this party meant everything to Topher.
39:33I couldn't risk people not showing up.
39:35He would be devastated. I had to do something.
39:38And the best you could come up with was letting my kids take the fall?
39:41Hey, I hardly had to say anything.
39:42People were already suspicious.
39:44Oh, please.
39:45Yeah, it's true. Let's face it.
39:47Your boys aren't the cleanest kids on the planet.
39:52That was not a smart thing to say.
39:56Well, where are you going?
39:57I'm going to tell the truth to every mother out there,
40:00and then I'm going to take back the bongos.
40:03No, wait. Okay. All right.
40:04Look, I was wrong. I admit it.
40:07I am really, really, really sorry.
40:09Too little, too late.
40:11Okay, okay.
40:12I'll tell everyone that I was wrong,
40:15that your kids aren't the ones.
40:17Please, I'm begging you.
40:22Well, why is Stan in there?
40:24Get to it.
40:24Hey, hi.
40:40Hi.
40:40What's up?
40:42Well, um, I've been doing some thinking.
40:46Rex and I have been members of the Fairview Country Club for years,
40:48and, well, lately, it seems to have lost some of its exclusivity,
40:53and so I've decided not to renew our membership.
40:56I'd rather see the money go to someone I care about.
41:09Oh, Bree, I can't take that.
41:12Gabby, this is the way I see it.
41:15Good friends offer to help in a crisis.
41:17Great friends?
41:20Don't take no for an answer.
41:31We're going to pay you back every cent.
41:33I promise.
41:35Take your time.
41:36Yes, everyone loves a scandal.
41:48No matter how big or small.
41:55After all, what could be more entertaining
41:59than watching the downfall of the high and mighty?
42:02What could be more amusing
42:08than the public exposure of hypocritical sinners?
42:15Yes, everyone loves a scandal.
42:18And if for some reason you're not enjoying the latest one,
42:22well, the next one is always around the corner.
42:32Don't give a minute.
42:33Yeah, much of course.
42:34I'm not sure.
42:36It's a bad idea.
42:36See you next time.
42:38Bye.
42:39Bye.
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